thread of TOM SWIFTIES

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"I deserve a knighthood" Dec orated.
"The best baseball team in the country" Phil lies.
"S-sinners!" Abe r-rants.

mahb, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 08:48 (six years ago) link

"This door is fireproof" he attested.
"He is looming" we aver.
"Call me Bo Peep" she purred.

mahb, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 08:49 (six years ago) link

"It would seem that I have won a donkey" she ascertained.

lana del boy (ledge), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 13:15 (six years ago) link

"Thalia certainly is a funny woman," Euterpe mused.

Brave Combover (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:15 (six years ago) link

"I dropped the toothpaste" he said, crestfallen.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link

Thanks A LOT for letting me borrow your dog, said Tom, petulently

dunsinane in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link

Damn my original run of posts itt was good

very stabbable gaius (wins), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link

"So, Tom, how are the aquatic events going?" "Swimmingly!"

dunsinane in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

"So you don't like my footwear accessories?" Tom spat.

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:10 (six years ago) link

"These fish are annoying," Tom carped.

mime kampf (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

"I lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ove these cheesy sna-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-acks", Hermione quavered.

lana del boy (ledge), Friday, 12 January 2018 09:28 (six years ago) link


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