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trying to be like those barkley/wade commercials

am0n, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

i dig that commercial although it fails the first rule of commercials (i had to see it like 20 times before i could remember what it was for).

My fave is the Barkley/Wade/Howard one where Chuck breaks video game Dwight.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

^^this

oj da hoosman (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link

no yao saying "don't be like a little BAYBEH put a waitress on" is the best

am0n, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

http://audiko.net/ringtone/yao+ming/don%27t+be+like+a+baby

am0n, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link

lol youtube comments on the state farm one


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does anyomne know the name of the little
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is that short guy Chris Paul?

am0n, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link

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oj da hoosman (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

My buddy was funny about that Yao T-Moblie ad - Its like there's this 7 and a half foot Chinese Texan who is speaking English with a Mandarin Houston accent.

Eeeyit the Heyed!

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

"My fave is the Barkley/Wade/Howard one where Chuck breaks video game Dwight."

Yeah Wade is the weak link in these commercials so the addition of Howard really makes this one. That said the one where Chuck is just harrassing Wade constantly after adding him to his "fav five" is the best, I think.

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know - I love how Wade answers the phone on the Old School one "My Idol. How you doin'?"

He's cool, man.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I think Barkley does most of the work. Wade's not bad, just kind of generic.

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Like could you imagine Barkley with the Lebron chalk puppet! Comedy gold!

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Dr. J is kind of funny, too.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

My favorite is when Chuck says "whazzaname of dis vidiagame?"

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Seriously though, did that guy hand-draw the cover of his Kid n Play CD?

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

You do realize that LeBron ad is the NBA equivalent of the Howie Long Chevy Ads, right?

Basically, LeBron rolling up on a less-than-Lebron dude, and saying "Your insurance is gay."

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

If the Chevy commercials included Howie Long doing the K&P dance I would watch them until eternity.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link

If the Chevy commercials included Howie Long being beaten about the face with a garden trowel I would watch them until eternity.

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

nice man step faggo

thawap thwap thwap *uses man step to lay bloody shovel in bed of f150*

Get a life you owned motherfuckers. (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link

What's sad is that I kind of loved Long when he was a player. He seemed sort of wild eyed and a bit weird (I mean not compared to like Lyle Alzado or Bill Romanowski, but still a kinda off.) But now he's like so fucking "aw shucks I just like shilling so darn much" that I just want to see the guy's face get mangled.

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

My favorite part of the Dwight/Dwyane/Chuck commercial is just the exasperated way Dwight says "Aghhh!" at the end. It's like he's this seven foot tall fourth grader.

a short guy with a lot of power (Clay), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Which if you see him interviewed he kind of seems like.

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I think people just hate on Kobes for having that air, plus a smugness to him. I didn't really see that in those other guys. Sort of a pretty boy hatred type thing. Add to that his three rings, his avoidance of a rape charge, and the fact that he's really rich and an international superstar, and people got some hateration going towards him.

― Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Thursday, May 21, 2009 2:41 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

This - it's his pretty boy sense of entitlement thing that makes me hate him. I don't even remember the rape charge anymore and only mention it for shits and giggles. But it's his sort of solipsistic, "I am the best and only player in the universe" attitude that is just obnoxious and repellent. Also his whole MJ-aping "But I'm not aping MJ!" thing. Really? Changing your number to 24?

Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Thursday, 21 May 2009 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link

dwight just supermanned dat shot clock

am0n, Thursday, 21 May 2009 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link

game is on the internets if this hasn't already been mentioned

http://www.tnt.tv/sports/nba/playoffs09_live_yahoo/

LaPorta Authority (brownie), Thursday, 21 May 2009 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link

thank you axe now make these camera angles make sense

no kidding

LaPorta Authority (brownie), Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link

please just dont be a blowout

man see united (k3vin k.), Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

have to wait for the scoreboard to refresh too ;_;

LaPorta Authority (brownie), Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link

why is the action cam focusing on SVG

Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link

that feed is like 10 seconds ahead of the tv one lol

am0n, Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

the 4 at once is kinda cool

circles, Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link

the Action cam makes me intensely jealous of Jack Nicholson

Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link

whoa

am0n, Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link

honestly whoever was saying lbj is boring is a retard, sry it's true

game over

am0n, Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link

guess i'll get some stuff done tonight after all

a short guy with a lot of power (Clay), Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link

ooomg i love this guy

oj da hoosman (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link

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oj da hoosman (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link

my lebron boner is at like 12 inches right now

oj da hoosman (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link

They playing against the jv team

carne asada, Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link

hoooly shit

am0n, Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:51 (fifteen years ago) link

mo williams!!!!

am0n, Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:51 (fifteen years ago) link

i said "oh shit" as it was passing half court cuz it looked so good

oj da hoosman (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link

LOL "Sry guyz we just want to add a couple to that 12 point lead while we have a second here."

Slowly Rotating Black Man (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 21 May 2009 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link

lmao

am0n, Thursday, 21 May 2009 02:12 (fifteen years ago) link

"howard.... rejected!" http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/_muga/albert_marv.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 21 May 2009 02:19 (fifteen years ago) link

i want to see ilgauskas guard evil ilgauskas marcin gortat

Oh shit! Left for a while ad now it's a game!!

carne asada, Thursday, 21 May 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago) link


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