ASK KARL MALONE

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There is a PACKAGE THIEF in my neighborhood rockin’ the MAILMAN jersey!

Cc: @UniWatch pic.twitter.com/fopFPdN5gH

— Cracker McJackson (@wwpky) April 5, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 April 2018 21:30 (six years ago) link

Marble madness is so good

Eris (Ross), Thursday, 5 April 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link

have you ever played crystallion: the return trip?

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 13:42 (six years ago) link

Haha, no...sadly all I’ve done is watch some footage of knights of crystallion. Looks like a real adventure!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link

btw mookie that wasn’t me. It was...wait for it...

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link

...Ross I’m reminded that I haven’t evb played marble madness since around the time of that post a couple years ago. God I love that game. But I’ll never be a speedrunning champ. There are little tricks that I didn’t know about (like glitching through walls at a certain pixel) that are essential to even come close, and I can’t do it...

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link

...Post Malone

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link

Dude if you’re ever in my hood I got the nes here, we could reign supreme

after party for the apocalypse (Ross), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

13th pick in the 1985 draft ✅
2x MVP ✅
14x All-Star ✅
11x All-NBA First Team ✅
2x Olympic gold medalist ✅
2nd all-time @NBA points leader ✅
2nd all-time in minutes played ✅
32 retired in the rafters ✅

Happy birthday to the one and only Karl Malone 📬❤️ pic.twitter.com/4hMfOXBvx2

— Utah Jazz (@utahjazz) July 24, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

that day I killed all those people in the rafters...I thought no one found out

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

six months pass...

Breaking News: I will be going by my legal name “Zack” instead of my stage name “Zach”..... everyone continue to breath normally... #beenlivingalie #birthcertfail

— Zack Britton (@zbritton) February 7, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:08 (five years ago) link

w...t....f

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link

better than caveman zak, i guess

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link

four years pass...

Can I just say how much I still enjoy this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noc0_fZcKno

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 23 December 2023 23:19 (four months ago) link


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