Seinfeld secondary character poll

he has a few friends only mentioned once - Rimennacschneider, Corky Ramirez, a cop called Doug - but Lomez and Sacamano are the only ones who get multiple mentions if i remember correctly

In the episode where Jerry & Kramer switch apartments & jerry starts acting like Kramer he talks about *his* friend Bob Sacamano - very disturbing, like the post-silencio stretch of mulholland dr

xp also the twice-mentioned Spector, who likes fat women and minimalism.

oh i thought spector was only mentioned that one time.

".... and the D. That's the biggest."

― This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, July 4, 2018 7:15 PM (yesterday

george's reaction as his dad goes "you got the a...the b...the c...the *D*." kills me every time

not least because "you got the..." is such an authentically old guy way to put it, my grandpa always used to say stuff like that

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the bit where George Costanza yells into the phone "YOU WANNA BUY A COMPUTER?? WHY NOT??" is probably my favorite Seinfeld scene

YOU STILL SAY "HELLO!"

hah the episode that is from rules. im watching S9E17

https://watchseinfeld.com/episodes/seinfeld-9x17/

Uncle Leo is shoplifting books and Jerry decides to rat him out. he almost gets in big trouble due to a prior conviction that they only refer to as a "crime of passion". of course Jerry is a narc but Leo is understanding. the look Leo gives him when he is caught is priceless. "Hello.""Hello."

soon after this J. Peterman confesses to Elaine that when he sent her fake boyfriend to Thailand, he "filled his head with psuedo erotic tales of my own opium excursions. Plus i gave him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel."

Peterman is a funny character cos the irl J. Peterman went out of business and the actor who played him ended up investing in his business and helped get him back on his feet.

Probably fairly well known, but for me an unexpected Seinfeld sighting: Larry Hankin (the fake Kramer on Jerry who stole the raisins) in Escape from Alcatraz. He's on lookout at one point for Clint Eastwood; when a guard starts approaching, I half-expected him to call out "Tippy-toe, tippy-toe!"

write-in vote, slightly late, for Keith Hernandez

Thought this would be able the latest Lowbrow Reader.

Everybody probably knows this, but it's not mentioned here,so...

Newman is Stinky from the Abbott & Costello Show

Oh really? Never occurred to me.

Larry Hankin is everywhere. I think I saw him in Home Alone over xmas.

He was on Breaking Bad too iirc

He was, yeah--the guy who compacted the RV.