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seltzer in the new era

calstars, Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

just picked up a 'starfruit lemonade' flavor from polar - the seltzer flavor arms race is surely getting out of control

ciderpress, Monday, 9 July 2018 01:16 (five years ago) link

i don't even remember what starfruit is supposed to taste like! i will learn from the seltzer

ciderpress, Monday, 9 July 2018 01:18 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Whole Fudz pushing this “Waterloo” stuff. Had the watermelon and it was good shit. Wonder why LC doesn’t have such a flavor

calstars, Friday, 3 August 2018 00:38 (five years ago) link

polar has strawberry watermelon in their permanent roster now which is solid

ciderpress, Friday, 3 August 2018 03:12 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

a good ad for Truly Hard Seltzer would be Kanye sitting around his ranch all depressed and frustrated, tweeting a bunch of garbage, working halfheartedly on some handwritten fonts, a tumbleweed rolls by, he sighs and jumps up and screams ENOUGH!!! and texts Dave Chappelle and Justin Bieber who immediately fly out on their private planes and show up at the ranch with a case of ice cold Trulies and then suddenly they're all having a blast, lollin', taking selfies, skateboarding and laying down tracks for Donda: With Child

and then it could be like, "Truly Hard Seltzer: here's to Truly good friends who don't nag you about taking your Seroquel like your nag wife!"

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 25 July 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

Handwritten fonts are super lol

calstars, Saturday, 25 July 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link

it's funny cause it's true

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 25 July 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link


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