"He’s the walking joke that doesn’t know its own punchline. He’s “good friends” with flag-waving hair-weaving stadium pygmy Bono (by the way, is the new iPod Nano named after him?). People he doesn’t know are trying to kill him. He’s Neil McCormick.
At the Robbie Williams album playback this week, our man with an ego the size of Kettering and a self-awareness the size of his grey, maggoty little cock, was stomping around, yammering on and on about himself.
Neil hijacked (isn’t hijacking a ‘form of terrorism’, Neil?) the whole event to talk about HIS OWN SINGLE, plus his book. He concluded - to Robbie and a flabbergasted studio - with the following quote tumbling uninvited from his leprous lips:
"Well Robbie, at least I've had a track on an album featuring Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen.""
― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Saturday, 10 September 2005 23:43 (eighteen years ago) link
I remember this.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Who was "Tim Smith" then?
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Used to live with a guy called Tim Smith, he was hallucinated an entire conversation with Mr Scruff while on acid.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Worst Zing Evah? What's the opposite of "pwned" ?
― Mark G, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Emancipated.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link
If memory serves this McCormick was the bass player in a late-period line up of, I think, 18 Wheeler. Seriously.
― everything, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Or maybe it was (Perspex) Whiteout, now that I think about it. One of the two anyway.
― everything, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh blimey, Whiteout. Nearly forgotten them completely...
― Mark G, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Apologies for preventing that from happening.
― everything, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Another year and it would have. Never mind. Accepted.
― Mark G, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link
He was in a terrible 'power pop' outfit called Yeah! Yeah! - love those exclamation marks - in Dublin in the early eighties and wrote tweely for Hot Press.
― sonofstan, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link
"Whiteout? Are you sure you don't mean Whitehouse?"
― Mark G, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link
This guy vs The Guardian.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 19 September 2008 09:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Geir vs ILM.
― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 19 September 2008 09:33 (fifteen years ago) link
the title would be good if it were by Wesley Willis
― Shushtari (res), Friday, 19 September 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Neil has opinions!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/11192852/Why-none-of-these-albums-deserves-to-win-the-Mercury-Prize.html
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link
the People I Don't Know Are Trying To Kill Me video doesn't seem to be on the internet anymore ;_;
― soref, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
You keep waiting for Gorillaz to storm the studio and stick a rocket up his posterior.
so we just repost every line of this piece in italics one bit at a time then?
― The Falun Gong Show (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
Scott Walker & Sunn O))), Soused: 'self-absorbed'CD ReviewsThis collaborative release should be reserved for masochistic listeners only, says Neil McCormick 1 out of 5 stars
― soref, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link
Taylor Swift, 1989: 'full of American fizz'CD ReviewsScratch beneath the shiny surface and you'll find Swift hasn’t moved so far from her country roots, says Neil McCormick 4 out of 5 stars
Aretha Franklin, Sings The Great Diva Classics: 'reeks of fakery'CD ReviewsFranklin's first album in 13 years proves she is no longer the powerhouse of her time, says Neil McCormick 2 out of 5 stars
― soref, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link
Tony Bennett & Lady Gaga, Cheek to Cheek, review: 'harmlessly engaging'CD ReviewsTony Bennett and Lady GaGa's album is throwaway fun, says Neil McCormick 3 out of 5 stars
― soref, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link