fuck i shouldnt have opened this thread in the dark
― unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 November 2018 23:32 (five years ago) link
u kno wut they say
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 15 November 2018 23:38 (five years ago) link
This is the kind of family that takes European vacations
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 16 November 2018 00:42 (five years ago) link
Probably picked up some kind of evil infection when they were over there.
― mick signals, Friday, 16 November 2018 01:18 (five years ago) link
Love the use of “Again, readers” there — it really adds to the atmosphere and sense that this is an insane man who believes he’s privy to insider occult intel.
― omar little, Friday, 16 November 2018 01:23 (five years ago) link
Did I never outline the time B sleepwalked into the kitchen one morning (there had, to be fair, been a LOT of drinking the night before) and proceed to ramble to me in a flawless Irish accent about how he had to be sure they'd cut the RED wire, and not the BLUE wire, or else the whole thing would blow up, and we had to hurry or the others'd be after us.
It was like he was channeling someone else and was reaaaally disconcerting.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 16 November 2018 02:46 (five years ago) link
Did he pee on the rug right after that?
― pplains, Friday, 16 November 2018 02:51 (five years ago) link
Thankfully no.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 16 November 2018 02:55 (five years ago) link
before, then
― mh, Friday, 16 November 2018 05:31 (five years ago) link
Probably my favourite ILX thread, the phrases "did the envelope pengalope" and "is there bingling", will never leave me.
― Maresn3st, Thursday, 4 February 2021 23:36 (three years ago) link
the fibonacci sequence is my fav
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 February 2021 23:46 (three years ago) link
Days when i wonder whether i need to summon a demon for my wife but that's another thread
― cpt otm (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 February 2021 23:49 (three years ago) link
ive a couple sleep-talking stories i hadn't recounted itt
my ex-wife, still sleeping, once woke me up at about 6am to ask me "can i taunt (sic) you to a chicken pizza?"
my friend jonny, sleeping in a travel lodge while the rest of us were still awake from all the drugs, turned over in bed, sat up, and shouted "Kelly Clarkson".
― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 4 February 2021 23:54 (three years ago) link
didn't sleep talk, and i never have night terrors, but a few times in dreams where it appears i'm going to get stung, bitten, etc by an animal (which happens a lot), i've actually thrown myself out of bed.
one of these times i was dreaming I was fleeing a shitload of bees (enough to kill me) and I was jumping into the water to escape them and in the process I actually rolled out of my bed and faceplanted my cheek onto the oak dresser next to me, woke up bleeding.
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:09 (three years ago) link
I'd forgotten about B being sad about catbus leaving the bed, hahahaa.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 5 February 2021 01:23 (three years ago) link
B, in his sleep: “I think I’m going to go lie down now”.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 18 December 2022 01:18 (one year ago) link