tipping

me eitha

xps - yea whenever i dine out w/ a big group i pretty much accept that i'm somehow gonna be paying a lot more than i should. somehow it always happens but it's kind of shitty to whine about it

ha dan otm

It totally makes the math easier because the punched person is too busy going "OOOOOOOOOOW" to notice that you've dumped the entire tip on their credit card.

I have noticed some 12% 15% 20% handy calculations appear on the bottom of some restaurant bills recently.

honestly, I don't get how ppl have difficulty calculating 15%

guys if u cant figure out 15 or 20% in less than a second you shouldnt be allowed to buy ur own food

ha xp

move a decimal point, add or divide by 2, add if appropriate

IT REALLY IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, EVEN AFTER YOU HAVE DRUNK ALL THE BEERS

15% is really hard. i have to calculate 10% then halve it then remember to add the two together then check i've actually got the relevant change and then aargh

of course in ranty-type "add" really means "multiply"

and all you need to do to calculate 10% is move a decimal!

yes but WHICH WAY, is what my brain thinks when it's drunk

10% is really easy but 15% would take me a while if drunk.

Bill is $153.57, 10% is $15.36 OMG FEAR MY MATH SKILLZ

wait half that is $7.68 add them together = $23 tip HOLY SHIT, A GENIUS

xp: hahaha okay lex, I do actually have some sympathy for that but really, if your tip ends up being larger than the bill it's a good bet that you've done it wrong

lex, louis is your only rival in the ability to blithely make posts that make yourself look bad

yes but WHICH WAY, is what my brain thinks when it's drunk

― lex pretend, Thursday, June 4, 2009 1:27 PM (2 minutes ago)

hahahaah lex i wanna go out with you and convince you to tip six hundred dollars on a $60 bill

if 60 was 960

huh

lex, louis is your only rival in the ability to blithely make posts that make yourself look bad

― resistance is feudal (WmC), Thursday, June 4, 2009 1:30 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

... some people aren't good at math, it's not really that weird

I'm not just talking about this thread.

oh. i love lex. that's all.

tipping hundreds of dollars on a bill that only goes into the tens is kind of hilarious, I sort of wish that would happen more often

I think I accidentally lost a $100 bill (tucked between two ones) last year in SF when I put down a tip at Mel's Diner.

That's not nearly as good as "well, the bill is $20, so the tip should be $300"

Nice of you to say...it felt really stupid at the time, plus I was sober.

I'm MORONIC at math and I can move a decimal. I might have to pause and ask people to stop talking to me for 5 seconds, but it's perfectly do-able.

i just about always tip 20%, makes the math easier. plus i tend not to spend more than $20-$50 at a restaurant anyways so it's not like it's all that much more money

Bill is $153.57, 10% is $15.36 OMG FEAR MY MATH SKILLZ

Yow, Hi Dere eats out at some ritzy places.

ANother thing is that my eating habits are pretty routine. If I drink and eat $27.45 worth of beer and pizza at a particular restaurant, it's probably going to be close to that number when I eat there again. So just remember what you paid last time.

(I do often eat at places that are too expensive, but I also tend to go out in groups of 4-5 so it sometimes balances out.)

Wait I thought that it was universally accepted that 20% on restaurant meals is the current standard? Lots of ppl are still doing 15%? Really?

oh god I just waded into a tipping thread--wtf is wrong with me?

15% vs 20% is one of the regular fights I have with my wife

i always do 20

unless the waiter vomits in my lap

You have to pay extra for vomit.

right, if there's vomit involved i do at least 30

i like 17.5%

^^^^ this def starts wandering into "fuck it, too much work" territory

17.5 seems a little low for vomit

tbh i usually just do a little math + eyeball it

it's a tip not an AP test

I aim for the high side of 15-20% that is compatible with the denominations of bills I have in my wallet. I try to avoid tipping on the card at all costs but it will be 20% if I do that.

I wonder if ppl would do better or worse on AP tests if they had a tipping component

20 percent is so easily to calculate and as someone upthread already said the difference between 15-17 etc is not that great

17.5 is much harder to calculate

I normally aim for 20 but I round up/down based on good/bad service

places I go frequently I'll tip heavier

17.5 has a definite method (move decimal, divide by half, divide by half again, add them all together) but fuck that last division and adding 3 numbers when you've had all of the beers.

17.5 is so hard, i mean you have to figure out 15 and figure out 20 and then figure out what's roughly in the middle, who has that kind of time.

well except for that if you've already done 15 or 20, GUESS WHAT YOU ARE DONE AND CAN LEAVE

i mean, it was kind of a joke

TIPPING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS