The different kinds of tea that cats like

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Six years on I have come to terms with my twee-ness but have never seen a cat drink any tea, ever.

rainy, Saturday, 6 June 2009 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link

this is the quintessential ILX thread to me. I think about this thread title at least twice a week.

akm, Saturday, 6 June 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link

hi rainy, long time no see!

Pull Slinky and Make Me Fart (Eisbaer), Sunday, 7 June 2009 09:47 (fourteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

Every morning I get my mug of coffee, sit down on the couch, and put my mug on the floor, the easiest place to access it from the couch. And every morning, my cat comes over, smells the coffee, then tries to bury it (in our hardwood floors). Every morning.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/cats%20and%20tea

emil.y, Monday, 18 April 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

omg

beyond custos (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 18 April 2011 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

awesome

Nu Metal is the best music there is, the rest is pussy shit. (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

nine months pass...

sweet jesus

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 18 February 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

well I know what I'm having nightmares about tonight

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 18 February 2013 04:37 (eleven years ago) link

awww, this thread is adorable!

i have a history of enabling your mother. (Eisbaer), Monday, 18 February 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

Can anyone tell me how to make really really good chai tea? The Tazo bags ain't cutting it. I'd like to do it iced with milk. I rather liked Oprah's fucking chai at Starbucks but 1) five bucks and change for a small iced tea? Get the fuck out of here and 2) Oprah.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

What's actually *in* catnip? Not camomile, surely. Is it chorizo? Has anyone here (if there's still anyone here) tried it?

gatinga, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

No, it's not made out of chorizo. Maybe churros?

how's life, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link

Nepetalactone

Grognet J. 1990. Catnip: Its uses and effects, past and present. The Canadian Veterinary Journal, 31(6), 455.

We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:54 (eight years ago) link

Sanpaku ur urgently reqd on the coffee thread

rahrah avis (imago), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link

Less twee:

Lions and jaguars were extremely sensitive to catnip compared to tigers, cougars, and bobcats, who gave little or no response.

We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link

seven years pass...

my cat had no interest in tea, only plain cereal milk. not milky tea, nor pure milk, nor cream, nor the leftover milk from a bowl of sugary cereal; it had to be the dregs from something bland, like cheerios/chex. she was very particular. and decorous, as well, not like other kitties who would try to clamber into the cereal bowl before i'd even finished! no, i'd be halfway through breakfast and notice that she had silently materialized a few feet away, sitting with her floofy tail wrapped neatly around her paws, facing a polite 30 degrees away while i had my last few bites. when i'd place my bowl before her, she'd pretend to be surprised -- "all this, for me? you shouldn't have!" -- and help herself to several happy laps of milk before losing interest & drifting away

De Smurfführer (cat), Thursday, 4 May 2023 21:39 (one year ago) link

and i wouldn't say that i *like* tea, but i drink it everday (otherwise i fall asleep)

De Smurfführer (cat), Thursday, 4 May 2023 21:41 (one year ago) link

10 bags in the cup this morning

still drowsy, la

De Smurfführer (cat), Thursday, 4 May 2023 21:41 (one year ago) link

i've been adding cinnamon sticks as well, the past week or so. nice little spice in the plain tea, or with milk, or fruity whatevers. or both! today was spiced peaches & cream tea: black tea + cinnamon + a little semi-frozen cup of chopped peach + milk + ice

De Smurfführer (cat), Thursday, 4 May 2023 21:46 (one year ago) link

i usually try to keep a bottle of tea brewing in the fridge, too. i oughtta snip some fresh mint one of these mornings, mint + lemon is pretty badass

De Smurfführer (cat), Thursday, 4 May 2023 21:51 (one year ago) link

my secondary ice cube tray is currently full of minced ginger but once i've used that up i should make iced tea cubes, so as to chill my tea with no loss of potency

De Smurfführer (cat), Thursday, 4 May 2023 21:56 (one year ago) link

there's this bag of matcha powder, it's tremendous and i don't know what to do with it, matcha is awful, it tastes like muddy grass and i am not a goose! that is not a flavor i enjoy!!

De Smurfführer (cat), Thursday, 4 May 2023 22:16 (one year ago) link

just had a realization about jasmine tea, namely that i haven't had any in years and this is intolerable! maybe i can sub in rose petals for now. good god i have so much rose petals. my guy ordered a 1 lb bag of them several years ago and there are still just endless handfuls of them, like the bag is enchanted

De Smurfführer (cat), Friday, 5 May 2023 01:01 (one year ago) link

or cursed, since idk wtf to do with all this rose

De Smurfführer (cat), Friday, 5 May 2023 01:02 (one year ago) link

i just whisked a butterscotch pudding cup into my after-dinner cinnamon tea, fyi.

De Smurfführer (cat), Friday, 5 May 2023 02:18 (one year ago) link

Our cats have never shown any interest in tea, but I'm enjoying this revive.

three months pass...

i made lavender honey for a friend, and when i'd strained the flowers from the honey i had, ta-da! honeyed lavender blossoms. i could have made cookies or scones with them, but that's hot and messy, so instead i put them to soak in a small jar of water. now i have a jar of lavender honey water. today i poured a bit into my morning cup of tea, with milk and another spoonful of honey, and as i took the first sip i remembered that lavender tastes revolting, like drinking perfumed antiseptic, and that every other time i've been tempted to ingest lavender i've had the same thought, but keep forgetting, and now i'd ruined a perfectly innocent cup of tea.

sleepy bee (cat), Monday, 4 September 2023 21:36 (eight months ago) link

(it's in the fridge now and i'm titrating it into subsequent teas)

sleepy bee (cat), Monday, 4 September 2023 21:37 (eight months ago) link

(fuck wasting a tea)

sleepy bee (cat), Monday, 4 September 2023 21:37 (eight months ago) link

and as i took the first sip i remembered that lavender tastes revolting, like drinking perfumed antiseptic

haha i was gonna say

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 01:09 (eight months ago) link

and yet i keep getting seduced by this vision of a fancy sophisticated cottagecore kitchenwitch me, setting thimbles of garden tea out on the sill for fairies, lounging among the boughs of an ancient willow with flowers in my hair, wearing a simple linen shift ingeniously upcycled from a tablecloth or whatever! i should tattoo reminders on myself like the guy in memento. "stop trying to drink flowers ffs" "wear pants if you're gonna climb a tree" etc

sleepy bee (cat), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 08:45 (eight months ago) link

at first i didn't understand how it related to the thread, but i think i see what you've done

budo jeru, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 02:37 (eight months ago) link

you could still try feeding the lavender tea to your pet cats and let us know how it goes

budo jeru, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 02:37 (eight months ago) link

I thought lavender was supposed to be something cats found repellant so was actually used to keep cats out of areas.
Do they like it as tea then.

Is it then going to be licked all over themselves and give them complexes like.

Stevo, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 06:42 (eight months ago) link

four months pass...

darmewling

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 February 2024 18:16 (three months ago) link

catmomile

peace, man, Friday, 2 February 2024 18:18 (three months ago) link

Purrrl Grey

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 February 2024 18:19 (three months ago) link

Hissam

felicity, Friday, 2 February 2024 23:50 (three months ago) link

English Brrrp-fast

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Saturday, 3 February 2024 00:21 (three months ago) link

pu'ur

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 3 February 2024 00:35 (three months ago) link

hibiscuits

felicity, Saturday, 3 February 2024 02:35 (three months ago) link


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