20 Fingers' "Short Dick Man" -- Femnist Anthem or Sexist Tripe?

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That's probably because you have a short dick!

dick, Friday, 21 November 2003 01:15 (twenty years ago) link

Guys with small cocks don't deserve love.

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

To be fair Gillette does say "that has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life!" which kind of gives you an out, "peanut"

My favorite Gillette song is still "I'm on the Attack"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

"so anyone in the audience have a small dick? what's that like?"

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

"all the little dicks - be quiet!! all the little dicks - be quiet!!! AOW AOW AOW AOW!!"

(wtf is up with the "Love Like This Before" Fatman Scoop remix just NOW getting big in the UK? it's a year old!!)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:24 (twenty years ago) link

Wasn't there an answer song called "Flat Chested Girl"?

Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

Made by 20 Inches.

man, Friday, 21 November 2003 01:34 (twenty years ago) link

Sarah in knowing something about dance music SHOCKAH!

Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:35 (twenty years ago) link

It makes me feel inadequate. Like I need therapy.

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:37 (twenty years ago) link

Anyway if you have a short dick you could always "lick it before you stick it"

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:30 (twenty years ago) link

also there's nothing sexist about liking girls with any particular body type?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:31 (twenty years ago) link

Anyway if you have a short dick you could always "lick it before you stick it"

So many possible responses...

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:33 (twenty years ago) link

also there's nothing sexist about liking girls with any particular body type?

well, I did obviously just rattle it off, without giving a lot of thought. I can actually spell 'feminist' correctly, too...

Just wanted to know what you all thought.

peanut (peanut), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:39 (twenty years ago) link

So many possible responses...

I mean, I wouldn't know.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:56 (twenty years ago) link

susan bordo's "unbearable weight" to thread. ahh why do i even bother?

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:59 (twenty years ago) link

I read some Bordo once! Uh ... but I don't remember anything. What's she say, Di?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:08 (twenty years ago) link

Gillette is my favourite Agressive Urban Latino Female Artist (AULFA) of all time.

"do you need a fuckin pair of tweezers for that thing?"

ddd, Friday, 21 November 2003 15:14 (twenty years ago) link

my mistake, the Fatman Scoop remix of "Love Like This" is like THREE years old

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

jay, she has a foucauldian take on body fascism (towards both sexes). i had a really huge rant to write about this that i prepared at work ut you fuckers wil;l have to wait cos i'm pissed and partying

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 22 November 2003 08:03 (twenty years ago) link

pearls b4 swine in the pop world, i'm afraid.

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 23 November 2003 04:59 (twenty years ago) link

Hey loosey lurex i wanna get ranted

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 24 November 2003 02:59 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMvpP9Rq3t4

Bodrick III, Thursday, 28 February 2008 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMvpP9Rq3t4

I forgot how good this is! Super minimal: just a beat a bassline, and some cheeky vox.

Bodrick III, Thursday, 28 February 2008 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link

nice beat!

sleep, Thursday, 28 February 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf6yeH5x9fI

Follow up ruined by the presence of an actual tune. Bah.

Bodrick III, Thursday, 28 February 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

why even make a radio edit..

bassline is pretty great

bb, Thursday, 28 February 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

you've got to lick it is the best

deej, Thursday, 28 February 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link

jay, she has a foucauldian take on body fascism (towards both sexes). i had a really huge rant to write about this that i prepared at work ut you fuckers wil;l have to wait cos i'm pissed and partying

-- The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 22 November 2003

Lost forever.

Bodrick III, Thursday, 28 February 2008 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjWiUoLokCU

Needs more Gillette. : /

Bodrick III, Thursday, 28 February 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

The radio edit was super funny for replacing "dick" with "short", so the lyrics were like "don't want no short short men" and "that's gotta be the shortest short I've ever seen".

I remember there was a very similar tune, maybe by some other artist, which went "I wanna big dick man"... Does anyone remember this?

Tuomas, Thursday, 28 February 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I remember some french exchange student girls at my school got in trouble for walking around singing this tune really loudly.

Bodrick III, Thursday, 28 February 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, I think it's this one:

http://www.discogs.com/release/240999

At the time I though this was by 20 Fingers too, but I guess someone was just cashing in on "Short Dick Men's" success.

Tuomas, Thursday, 28 February 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha, I was actually thinking about this the other day, remembering something I read on ILM about this song being a bit hit with lesbians.

Maybe I'm still a bit riled up after reading this but I think theres something notable about a song which, if dropped at a club, can make what I imagine a hefty portion of males there very self conscious, perhaps even effectively cutting through a lot of machismo? Of course it will most likely be followed by something appropriately misogynistic, as (I think) this is probably played in a lot of ghetto tech/booty house sets. Nothing like mixing this with say, DJ assault to create a true parallel dialogue within the club.

mehlt, Thursday, 28 February 2008 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link

six years pass...

listening to Fall 1994 and this song came up - was kinda stunned at how contemporary it sounds, grandmother to the shit on the GTFO rolling worst thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMvpP9Rq3t4

saki, Thursday, 20 November 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link

five years pass...

Isn't that cute - an extra belly button!
You need to put your pants back on, honey

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 October 2020 13:45 (three years ago) link

(wtf is up with the "Love Like This Before" Fatman Scoop remix just NOW getting big in the UK? it's a year old!!)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand)

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Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 October 2020 14:04 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4qU6t1ZH24

dyl, Friday, 2 October 2020 02:47 (three years ago) link

Wild how many times "Short Short Man" got played at our 7th and 8th grade dances - probably gave all the short guys a complex.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 2 October 2020 03:16 (three years ago) link

I still cannot believe they did that on Xuxa

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 October 2020 12:59 (three years ago) link

Oh my god I am laughing so hard

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 2 October 2020 13:29 (three years ago) link


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