"Maroon 5 is band you're going to be hearing a lot of for many years to come!"

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who builds a special room to age Fireball Whiskey.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that gifts all his friends and family Maroon 5 shirts for the holidays.

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Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would take a picture of himself making that pose and then post it on the internet.

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Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that says "for all intensive purposes."

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who keeps a pen and notebook by his bedside explicitly to keep track of his forearm circumference.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who only liked Genesis after Phil left.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that keeps a dream diary, but only for sex dreams.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who has strong opinions about sandalwood.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that hangs out naked in the locker room, talking to his financial advisor.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would admire jimmy fallon

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who says he's never been on Reddit but actually has three different logins.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would start a "men's lipbalm" boutique.

Adam Levine looks like what Jason Schwartzman sees staring back at him when he gazes into a pond during a lonely walk in the park

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would market translated Japanese toilets.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would own several roadside zoos in Texas, for tax purposes.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who gets genuinely angry if he sees you not recycling foil yogurt tops.

Jason Schwartzman looks like what Demetri Martin sees staring back at him when he gazes into a pond during a lonely walk in the park

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who vapes in a sauna.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that collects luxury cars but doesn't know how to drive.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who rides hard The Simpsons season 24.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that calls all his bandmates "bro" because he doesn't know their names.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who has never seen a foreign film because he doesn't want to "read a movie."

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would install a mirror on the ceiling of every room in his house.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who rides hard The Simpsons season 24.
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, February 4, 2019

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who gives out Crosley Cruisers w/Maroon 5 vinyls as party favors.

xpost It's going to sound impossible, but I almost said the exact thing, only I was going to say Season 30. (Which my daughter was making fun of yesterday.)

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who rides down to get his mail on a custom Segway.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who uses his cellphone as a walkie-talkie when out in public.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who's five issues short of a complete collection of Penthouse.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would hunt another person for sport.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who's zero issues short of a complete collection of Maxim.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who is really into Steve Vai, but mostly for his fashion sense.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would filter the fluoride out of his drinking water.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would recommend adam carolla's podcast to his teenaged nephew

Adam Levine looks like the type of guy who podcasts about IPAs.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that waits to be prompted for his grocery rewards card

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love that we all inherently understand that levine likes the simpsons wrong

Because we know it's true.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who's said the word "Gaydiohead" at least three times in one night.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who places sixth in a charity windsurfing race.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who is actively negotiating a loan to buy a Banksy.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would go to his hair stylist and ask for "The Rachel."

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who saw Springsteen's Super Bowl show and thought it would be cool to crotchplant on a TV camera.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who eats a handful of Runts at the studio and spits out the bananas on the carpet.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who rents out his house for porn shoots.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who has a picture of Bono in the center of his vision board.

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