HBO's adaptation of Game of Thrones - Thread 2. There are a lot of nerds.

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xps the Gendry and Aria ending is foreshadowed back in the very first episode so definitely possible. Wouldn't it be great and brutal if they did just eventually kill everyone though?

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 10:19 (five years ago) link

Wow, why is GOT denying me the Yara / Gilly meeting I've been clamoring for all these years? I love those two characters soooooo much I've always wondered what they would say if they finally met.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 10:23 (five years ago) link

Even though they're obviously supernatural, the wights seem to require to have at least some meat around their bones to be able to move, as we haven't see any skeleton wights.

Gotta admit, it would be awesome if the finale were state of the art CGI dragons and zombies vs. Harryhausen stop animation skeletons. And that goes for pretty much every show, not just this one.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 11:39 (five years ago) link

Was 2014 that long ago?

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 12:12 (five years ago) link

There were some Harryhausen skeletons that came to life back in the S4 finale—they killed Jojen

person industrial complex (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 12:14 (five years ago) link

Jinx

person industrial complex (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 12:14 (five years ago) link

I mean, if you have a scale with state-of-the-art at one end and 'Harryhausen' at the other, those are wayyy down the first end of the scale.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 12:34 (five years ago) link

they were animated skeletons fighting with swords and shields, doesn't matter how realistically rendered they are, they owe everything to Harryhausen

person industrial complex (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 13:10 (five years ago) link

Even though they're obviously supernatural, the wights seem to require to have at least some meat around their bones to be able to move, as we haven't see any skeleton wights.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, April 23, 2019 5:14 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes we have:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHzQ44f4hz4

Evan, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 13:40 (five years ago) link

I'm in a GoT death sweepstake - the aim is for your randomly selected characters to survive, and you get an extra £10 if one of them has the Throne at the end of the series.

I have Cersei, Sansa and, um, Edd.

chap, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 13:59 (five years ago) link

the real deaths were the friends we made along the way

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 14:10 (five years ago) link

How did I not realize before that this season is just a remake of Army of Darkness?

Dan I., Tuesday, 23 April 2019 14:35 (five years ago) link

checks out

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 15:05 (five years ago) link

I'm really glad Edd has survived this long, and they've kept him around -- he was one of my fave characters from the books

sarahell, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 15:59 (five years ago) link

It also continues to be absolutely amazing to watch Sean Bean perform all roles simultaneously using hand puppets, mannequins rigged into an intricate system of pulleys and levers, etc. A true tour de force

Dan I., Tuesday, 23 April 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link

waiting for lots of Sean Beans to get killed next week

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 16:21 (five years ago) link

i think Ned has just "bean" waiting for the right moment to return

omar little, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link

He was incredibly good as the beans being eaten in the last ep, although it was a little too on-the-nose, casting wise.

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link

hope he brings some glue to keep his head on

mh, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link

why is no one on my tl talking about miss sophie referring to gendry as an easter bunny hop hop hopping into that PUSSAY? pic.twitter.com/aA9budFhwz

— maia (@maia419) April 22, 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link

I hate to say I'd already seen that and seriously wish I hadn't

Simon H., Tuesday, 23 April 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link

well you were duly warned

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link

sunday. bran is in the godswood. white walkers breach the walls, begin full scale assault towards bran. theon throws himself in front of white's spear, is impaled--bran goes catatonic. time slows to a freeze. smash cut--it's george rr martin at his apple 2e. his eyes go white, and he begins to type furiously. bran has warged into george, and finishes the remaining books. the picture dissolves into a release date. 4/29/2019.

balance is restored to the world.

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link

what i wouldn't give for a total wholesale massacre of literally every character in the first fifteen minutes of the next episode, to be followed by 45 minutes and the next four episodes just showing zombies walking around aimlessly

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link

OK this last episode was wall-to-wall fanservice and I LOVED it. (The only thing missing would've been the notable omission from ASOS, but that shipped sailed ages ago.)

Perfect Leee Cromulent (Leee), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link

I want the Night King to marry Cersei

mh, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 18:14 (five years ago) link

Distinct lack of zombie dragon in the massed ranks outside Winterfell, I think that post might be onto something.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 18:19 (five years ago) link

was there a zombie giant outside winterfell? if so, how's its milk supply?

Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

Whoa, we did NOT see this coming. pic.twitter.com/qMw4cU1suw

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) April 22, 2019

person industrial complex (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link

that instagram story from sophie turner is haunting me. kind of in awe of her ability to create such cursed content

mh, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 03:54 (five years ago) link

Night King coming after Bran next week seems a lock now which is a shame because seeing him fly south, lay waste to KL and the Golden Company before reanimating their armoured corpses would be fun. Or maybe that's for episode 4 but not including Cersei two weeks in a row seems wrong too.

nashwan, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 08:38 (five years ago) link

that made me lol

kinder, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link

That's hideous, I love it.

Perfect Leee Cromulent (Leee), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link

yeah that is amazing

thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link

It just struck me that NK would know that King's Landing existed because they brought a living fucking white walker there.

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Thursday, 25 April 2019 00:01 (five years ago) link

hmm that does appear to be a plot device that blows a hole in things!

mh, Thursday, 25 April 2019 03:31 (five years ago) link

It’s occurred to me that with all that dragonglass hanging around Winterfell there’s the potential for them to Do A Benjen on any character who is Got and save them from becoming a total zombie.

Madchen, Thursday, 25 April 2019 07:20 (five years ago) link

I guess I don't really understand how uncle Benjen came to be

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:12 (five years ago) link

the children of the forest shoved some dragonstone in his chest to stop him turning evil so now he's just undead. Not sure why no-one has come up with dragonstone implants for the human army yet but maybe that's to come.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:18 (five years ago) link

sorry I mean dragonglass not dragonstone

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:19 (five years ago) link

A child of the forest, within 3 and a half seconds of meeting a human: “The First Men called us ‘the Children’, but we were born long before them”

Everyone else: “whoa we literally just met”

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:28 (five years ago) link

I assumed the whole Benjen thing was a "children of the forest can do real magic" thing where they can do things the humans can't

Then again, Cersei's mad scientist maester guy made the Mountain into whatever the hell he is now, so maybe they don't have an exclusive claim.

mh, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:55 (five years ago) link

yep there's what, 5 different ways of being brought back from the dead now? white walker, children of the forest, whatever Paul Kaye did, melisandre's method, maester qyburn's technique?

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 25 April 2019 15:08 (five years ago) link

the mountain was not quite dead iirc

mh, Thursday, 25 April 2019 15:08 (five years ago) link

The one thing (aside from Cersei dying) that is absolutely 100% guaranteed to happen is that Yara will turn up with the Iron Fleet right in the nick of time.

Matt DC, Thursday, 25 April 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link

Thoros and Melisandre did the same thing i.e. be priests of the LoL and pray a lot

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 25 April 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link

nit picky but I think the mountain was going to die since oberyn's weapon had poison on it.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 25 April 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link

right. not quite dead yet

Evan, Thursday, 25 April 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link

is Ellaria Sand still in that dungeon being kept alive? serious question.

omar little, Thursday, 25 April 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link


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