HBO's adaptation of Game of Thrones - Thread 2. There are a lot of nerds.

one of my coworkers said that he could imagine Euron carrying around a bag of feral cats and throwing them at people

seems about right

Euron is the first Proud Boy of Westeros imo

I couldn't completely agree with people referring to the Greyjoys as "the white trash of Westeros" but I get where they're coming from

Theon and Yara's dad going on about how Theon "didn't pay the iron price" for his fancy shirt which apparently means you only get a cool shirt if you take it off someone you killed was really something. And judging from Dad Greyjoy's look, he probably did that decades ago and never changed his shirt

implication was that they basically don't have commerce because paying the gold price for anything is ignoble. must be hard to do your grocery shopping on pyke

Dany and her storyline have been trash since at least season 3, if not 2. They literally repeated her one story 3 times: rulers refuse to obey her or capture her, then her dragon breathes fire and the rulers all die/surrender. Repeat. Which might explain why Dany is so tactically dumb: all she ever had to do was say Descarys and she won.

If she ended up being a Mad Queen it would be the most interesting thing to happen to her since she walked out of the fire in S1E10.

I agree (and I openly wished for it earlier itt I believe), but as other people have said, shoehorning that turn into the last few episodes is pretty shitty

i sorta resent this show for it's full infiltration of my life, like i can't even buy groceries
https://www.foodkick.com/product/win_pid_5003600

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I hadn't connected this to the Mad King, but Missandrei's last word basically being "fire em up with the dragon" is really close to his last command of "burn them all"

not sure how they're going to justify the dragon being able to do much considering all the mega-crossbows on the ramparts

maybe they can design some devices to eliminate big crossbows

bigger crossbows

I liked that they just stuck the big crossbows everywhere. Sort of thought they were going to fire Missandrei out of one when Danny etc turned up.

so, did they use all that wildfire when blowing up ships and the big church, or does Tyrion know where the rest is?

it was a bit weird that the crossbow bolt had enough velocity to slice through a ship

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*Dany

maybe they can design some devices to eliminate big crossbows

giant thick armor, of course

bet Euron was touched that everyone knew about his baby already

as someone posting about quite the luck developing the world's best anti-ship and anti-dragon weapon all in one xxxp

the worst version of this is Jaime sneaking in and blowing up the castle in King's Landing, closing the loop he started when killing the Mad King and rendering part of his life moot

it's called a ballista, guys

i believe 'big crossbow' is what qyburn's original prototype was called

I mean, don't get me wrong, "big crossbow" does have a ring to it

i just rewatched the big crossbow reveal scene. so good.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/maester-qyburns-big-anti-dragon-crossbow-looks-stupid-1797198333

Cersei's on Arya's list, right?

I feel roasted by the fact the second comment on that article is someone being a pedant about ballista

not as bad as being dragon-roasted, but still

it was a bit weird that the crossbow bolt had enough velocity to slice through a ship

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― FernandoHierro, Monday, May 6, 2019 2:35 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rods from god imho

It looked like Dany had 20 Unsulllied left in the KL stand-off, unless the rest were hiding behind the shrubbery.

either arya or jamie is going to kill cersie, the only question to me is which one. maybe arya will change her face to look like Jamie and do it mid-coitus.

Missandrei was really cute I'm sorry she lost her head.

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Just kidding

Killing Missanedei felt slightly pointless given they could have just shot Dany with the gigantic crossbows while she was standing there completely unshielded.

I was bothered that they could converse in that last scene considering how far they were from each other. Had to be more than 50 feet, and Tyrion et al didn't even have to shout.

I kept waiting for “fetchez la vache!”

either arya or jamie is going to kill cersie, the only question to me is which one. maybe arya will change her face to look like Jamie and do it mid-coitus.

― akm, Monday, May 6, 2019 9:58 PM (fifty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reverse mantis style

Arya kills Cersei's unborn baby in the womb, takes its face, then kills Cersei from the inside out like a chestburster.

i'm hoping for a peasants' revolt

here's that game of groceries thing that bugged me if anyone cares
http://i.imgur.com/DUuDQFX.png

devil's advocate but if arya is going to kill someone with green eyes, couldn't that be cersei OR dany?

it was a bit weird that the crossbow bolt had enough velocity to slice through a ship

I thought this episode was perfectly fine until the diabolus ex machina double whammy, where first Dany and the dragons don't see those massive ships approaching them despite flying high in the air, and then Euron is lucky enough that the one person he manages to capture from the sinking ships was the one who's death would anger Dany the most. I get it that they're trying to justify her wanting to burn King's Landing, but that's such an artificial way of getting there. Of course this show has always been known for unexpected character deaths, but in the previous seasons they usually resulted from people making bad but understandable decisions, not from characters being incredibly stupid or incredibly lucky.

Also the ships only appeared to have crossbows on the front; seemed pretty vulnerable from a flying dragon approaching from the rear. Can't believe there'd be bad strategy afoot

but that's such an artificial way of getting there

The last two or three seasons in a nutshell.

I'm not actually that bothered about them getting up and down Westeros quickly - maybe they were at sea for a few days and they already established it would take a couple of weeks for Jon to get down by horse. But the speed at which the news of Missandei's kidnapping got back to Winterfell was insane, I know they have ravens but I've had emails that have taken longer than that.

This felt like the last we'll see of a few characters - Tormund, Gendry, Sam and maybe Bronn all seemed to have their storylines wrapped up. Probably wise to thin the cast out as much as possible at this stage and focus on the characters who really matter.

Obviously the crossbow stuff was ridiculous as was Dany screwfacing throughout but I did like the brutal simplicity with which the second dragon was taken down.

This episode reminded me why I stopped watching in the first place!

Glad that Varys gets to do some machinations now though. Love that guy.

I enjoyed the shot of Varys gasping for air on the beach which reminded me of my favourite mad book theory!
https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/1gvbr7/all_spoilerstheory_the_best_theory_about_varys_i/

despite the fact he's an orientalist mishmash played by a white guy, varys is my fav character, but he mostly stands in for the courtly atmosphere and ritual that the show doesn't really seem to bother with/get.

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