I'm drunk!

There's a couple Texas breweries that do really good ones but they're by no means easy to find on tap... Austin Beerworks' Einhorn is a 3% Berliner Weisse sour and Jester King's Petit Prince is 2.9% Belgian Saison. And of course you can always get a Radler, but it begs for a whiskey chaser.

I was gonna say move to Utah if you want 3.2% beers, but apparently their laws have changed recently?

low % beer = more calories & more $$ for same buzz vs higher %. If something is under 5% I have a hard time choosing it.

hahaha, I want *tasty* low-ABV beers, if I want low-ABV in Texas I can always get a Lone Star Light or a Michelob Ultra.

ballygowan

Give me at least 5% or give me death by teetotaling.

I want to be fast tracked to divine drunkeness without feeling like I've just put on a few stones of weight and needing to piss every minute. But how do i achieve this with Carling black label?

Vodka and Clausthaler

black bush no ice

i sort of understand why people get drunk now, tt thinks i should become an alcoholic for the sake of my writing, i know she's joking but i do get it

ELO - Don't Bring Me Down started the 1980s

Oh hi

Hey guys

:)

NV you have to balance remaining drunk with remaining alive, you have achieved such a grand state

larkin made 63 promise me that at least

I packed a lot into only 6 or 7 hours today so I'm gonna feel fine in the morning but I'm really comfortably bombed and sinking into the bed right now

And it wasn't the booze tbf so much as a first time in a long time tea time spliff that slayed me

haha idk what a spliff would do to me rn but it is probably academic

Buk got to 74 supping every day. Bunuel 83 and he'd down gallons* of wine. Alcoholism can be good.

*probably more like a bottle a day but whatever!

I'm "sober" 5 or 6 days of most weeks at the moment tbh

i'm functional every day, but also occasionally pissed!

the best bits of bunuel's autobiography by which point he knew he was done concern his ideal martini

Alfred has discussed Luis's martini recipe before now I seem to recall

I've got his essays/stories but not the autobiography

Is this in My Last Breath? it's a decade and some since I read it. and have had some "adventures" since then.

yes it's in there. good autobiography tbh

my opinions on don luis going out on his best film & my favourite film ever p much are well-documented

It'd be like picking a favourite child but Simon 4 lyfe secretly

simon has the best ending in film surely yes

when i first saw it i just laughed for about ten minutes

It's got a ton of great jokes but the ending is not only funny it's the secret of life

love this wiki detail:

The Spanish board of censors rejected the original ending of the film, which depicted Viridiana entering her cousin's room and slowly closing the door behind her. Consequently, a new ending was written which turned out to be more suggestive than the first — since it implied a ménage à trois among Ramona, Jorge, and Viridiana.

lol! he was actually a bit of a personal puritan iirc but willing to use anything against any oppressors

hiiiiiii

remember to stay off the roof. it's dangerous.

Ever been too awake to go to sleep, but too drunk to do anything else? That's me right now.

I'm on a keto diet but I'm also drunk