Shutter Island (new Scorsese, w/DiCaprio, Ruffalo, etc)

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it turns out that is was all dream, right?

lol xpost

Lamp, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

wow,the trailer looks like it's gonna be scorsese most embarrassing movei ever.
i hope i'm wrong,but it really looks like an average stupid horror movie,
what happend mr. scorsese?!

Zeno, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

He started sucking oh about twenty years ago (with a couple of exceptions)?

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

if he started 20 years ago
this looks like the end.

Zeno, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

this movie will be awesome to watch while i am drunk

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

He started sucking oh about twenty years ago (with a couple of exceptions)?

― Alex in SF, Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:54 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what the fuck?

yeah, it all went downhill after the last temptation of christ: goodfellas, casino, the departed... what a disaster for scorsese.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i will stan for 4 films he has made since goodfellas, mildly rep for 3 others

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i prefer the second half of his career tbqh.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

raging bull was the last truely great movie he made imo.
he did some great films since - yes,but he didnt topped the bull.

Zeno, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

and when he was good,it was mostly felt like a remake of a greater,older scorsese movie.

Zeno, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

horseshit!

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that's a ridiculous criticism of any director who has a certain milieu he or she works in tbh

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

think he's got more... fluent. but i think 'raging bull' is an arty bore so.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

this looks pretty dumb

ruffalo owns tho

ruffalowns

FUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Thought Goodfellas was '89, but post that there is a lot of crap certainly more than enough to make me doubt his next movie will be a good one. And Departed's a garbage remake, only marginally better than his awful version of Cape Fear.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

raging bull is a movie i really dig but i don't feel like it did as much for me as it should have.

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

the departed is better than infernal affairs

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Hah you made a funny!

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, no, it's pretty much indisputable that the departed is superior to infernal affairs - AiSF disagreeing is just proof of this

FUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

But even if you think its better than original, it's still a incredibly lame movie.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

nah, it's true, IA is pretty corny and inconsistent and has that dumbass way it tries to get around how the two leads wouldn't recognize each other (i.e. both of them apparently having had insane plastic surgery between their academy days and the present). it's still good and the acting is awesome, though, don't get me wrong. but IA 2 tramples all over it (and possibly tramples all over the departed as well).

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Agree that IA2 >>> IA >>> Departed.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

no way it owned

it was the first movie of his since goodfellas that i would characterize as a crowd pleaser

lemme quote this michael mann article from the public enemies thread

One former studio chairman told me that he can imagine what the movie’s problems are without having seen it, based on Mann’s previous work. “It’s going to take itself too seriously, it’s going to be way too long and it will not focus on entertaining the audience,” he says. “Michael Mann, in the past 15 years, has not made one movie I’ve liked.”

the departed was focused on entertaining the audience, not like that lame gay WAVE OF THE FUTURE shit or the fukkin gangs of jew york

FUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

never saw IA2 tho

FUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

that former studio chairman obv didn't see "homie is that my briefcase?"

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

"it was the first movie of his since goodfellas that i would characterize as a crowd pleaser"

Too bad it was so badly acted, written, conceived, etc. . .

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

ahahaha omar YES!!! that is basically my fav movie moment of the 00's

FUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Pretty sure I won't be trusting anonymous studio execs opinions on movies, but I do generally agree with that assessment of Michael Mann who I pretty much can't stand.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i agree with it completely even tho i like mann a lot

FUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I was just telling someone how I never comment on film threads because they intimidate the hell out of me but I just have to say

homie is that my briefcase?

<3<3

Also, The Departed was great.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

i like or love all of those mann flicks which fall within that period but obv they're never gonna rake in $200 million. that studio exec still sounds like the kind of dude who greenlights horrendous crap though.

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

fukkin gangs of jew york

s/b

Apollo C. Vermouth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

the quest for 102

FUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

s/b

s/b

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

why did shakey ask to be s/b

happy to help him out though

Mariela Ure (jeff), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Too bad it was so badly acted, written, conceived, etc. . .

― Alex in SF, Tuesday, July 7, 2009 5:13 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dude if you're going to come with the challops you're going to have to give us more than "it was bad in several major areas"!

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

jews did 9/11, peace.

ruffalo stance (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

jews did the departed

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

the jewparted

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't even realize that thinking the Departed was weak was a challenging opinion.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Hell it won an Oscar. That pretty much makes it the definition of crap these days.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

this is some "if ebert liked it, it must suck!" territory we're entering

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm actually really curious to see Martin Scorsese's take on psychological horror blah-blah (even though I hated a lot of Cape Fear). I just wish it didn't involve Leonardo as an old-timey detective with a beguiling accent.

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Anytime Scorsese and DePalma want to make a mainstream movie I'll check it out - guaranteed a few great set pieces even if miscast people wear funny hats and shit

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, I really do not get why these big-name directors love Leo - dude is terrible

Apollo C. Vermouth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

But anyway the main reason I didn't like the Departed was that it's got three of my least favorite actors (these days that is--Nicholson was once awesome) in it chewing scenery left and right and two of them are hamming up bad Boston accents the entire time. You've got to work awfully hard to overcome that and Marky Mark shooting dude in the head in the final frame just doesn't cut it for me.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Anytime Scorsese and DePalma want to make a mainstream movie I'll check it out - guaranteed a few great set pieces even if miscast people wear funny hats and shit

― da croupier, Tuesday, July 7, 2009 5:43 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

QFT

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

x-post

two of them are hamming up bad Boston accents the entire time

A friend of mine was writing about Boston accents in movies the other day:

The entire cast of “The Departed.” The natives (Damon, Whalberg) did splendidly of course, Leo did his best and wasn’t totally egregious, the rest of the ensemble bordered between Drunken Kennedys (Baldwin, Sheen), Diane Lane craptacular (the woman shrink, whatsername), and god-awful and getting away with it (Jack, because he’s Jack). All over the map. But then again, actual Boston natives tend to be all over the map accent-wise, so maybe it works.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

chewing scenery left and right and two of them are hamming up bad Boston accents the entire time.

my wife and I routinely shout "Are you a KAWP?!" at each other, lolz ensue

Apollo C. Vermouth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I saw that short film The Big Shave on AMC once when I was flipping channels and think dude should just have all of his characters kill themselves with a little orchestral score for like five minutes and then end it

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

soon to be an HBO series! wtf.

http://thedissolve.com/news/3056-shutter-island-series/

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

Cable TV series are the new Broadway musicals.

It's Autumn Sunrise (Eric H.), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link

Good to know that we've been spared Broadway versions of Fargo and Shutter Island.

MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

looool @ this news

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link

I hope a different insane inmate tries to escape each episode

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link

I dunno... I didn't love the film but a lot of it was because the denouement was so rushed it became preposterous. A whole series set on a strange island could be cool. Maybe they could strip all the characters of names and just give them numbers or something....

Scary Darey (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

The series needs to end with Ben Kingsley explaining things with a chalkboard and a pointer every week.

MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link

be seeing you

xp

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link

Good to know that we've been spared Broadway versions of Fargo and Shutter Island.

it's not an either/or thing, wait a decade

suppose this will be like that american horror story season minus the aliens

da croupier, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

why would you even make this into a TV series and then waste the brand recognition by giving it a different name

Nhex, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link

shoulda gone with Shutter Island Rising

da croupier, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

The series needs to end with Ben Kingsley explaining things with a chalkboard and a pointer every week.

omfg loooooool

Gay Fire Beautiful Dong (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 5 September 2014 11:56 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

I would like to point out that this is still being shown on airplanes

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 July 2017 23:14 (six years ago) link

I think the idea is that you're trapped, and you have to watch it. Just like that Twilight Zone with the monster on the wing.

clemenza, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link

shitter island morelike

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

i kept calling my dog ah doolee appointed feduhral mahshull last night and my wife had to tell me to knock it off

― El GarBage (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, February 19, 2010 12:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i paraphrased this post to my roommate the other night and we both laughed about it for like ten minutes. an hour or two later, through her door, she was still periodically bursting into cackles over it. A+

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 February 2018 15:55 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Mv17F1Jpc

"Minneapolis" (barf) (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 February 2018 15:59 (six years ago) link

This movie is so headed for Camp Classic status.

Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link

This movie is in charge of camp classic and I want to go there every summer and learn how to kayak from a dulee uhpointit fehdural mawhshawall

rum dmc (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link


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