The Mormons

damn! level*

wtf @ u

i mean, if you've heard that origin story about the Joseph Smith, the golden plates, and martin and lucy harris and you still think they have a valid point...

waaahhhht? That is like one of the more clearly dubious parts!

do you believe Adam and Eve were from the midwest, chaki?

I don't know what the hell yr on about...are you mormon?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??
xpst

lol

He has discovered that some religions might not be very plausible.

And now we're all living in the aftermath of that discovery, minds blown, jaws agape.

bcz they are "jerks" hahahaha

chaki Mormons believe the Garden of Eden was in Missouri...I think he is thinking you share that belief because you said 'wtf' at him as he is clearly making almost no sense

honestly, im just looking for a fight...

and i think im making tons of sense. mormons are jerks.

well this is one fucking retarded attempt @ a flamewar bcz I don't think you'll find any mormons here, for real

swinburning is basing his theories on a couple of South Park episodes, conveniently forgetting that the Mormons are actually portrayed fairly positively in their twenty minutes of parker/stone treatment.

The ones I meet are polite, well turned-out young men. Or hotties.

have you met mormons new harranguey duder?

oh, i forgot, south park wrote the book of mormon...thanks for reminding me.

abbott, i was pretty sure i wouldn't find any mormons, but i was willing to give it a shot...

and there are plenty of attractive jerks of all religions

I rly think the only way you could say they are "jerks" is if you've been in the system like 10+ years and seen all the behind the scenes shit but yes they are often quite kind people

go to a fucking mormon board then, jesus

im a handsome jew

Trying to start a fight with some imaginary people you don't know because they are "jerks": C/D?

And btw flaming them won't change their mind one bit, they'll just think "poor misguided soul" and bare their testimonies over and over. V funny dude!

ARE THERE ANY ZOROASTRIANS ON HERE? WANKERS

HEY BAHA'I FUCKERS YOU ARE DISLIKED BY ME

Boy all the Snake Handlers on here sure are dumb.

lol Baha'i always seems like such a peaceful religion.

no, i know thats how they will react. one of my best friends became a born again mormon last year.

im a kind of ugly jerk agnostic who is bored

I can't stand that offshoot board, "I Love My Ecumenical Pastor."

We should start a thread about Racist Mithraists.

dude i fucking met a zoroastrian in the pub the other day NO REALLY I DID

unsurprisingly, he wasn't "practising".

Do they not do alcohol then? I mean come on, wasn't Freddie Mercury a Zoroastrian?

i was just about to ask that

Again it seems like quite a chill religion.

he was drinking alcohol. he wasn't a practising zoroastrian is what i meant to say, merely a zoroastrian by birth. much as i'm greek orthodox by christening.

they all suck too. im gonna go watch law and order SVU

Anyway LJ, if you could hook swinburnginging up he could phone this guy up and tell him that Zoroaster's a wanker or something.

Also Wanked Zarathustra

OMG LJ did they wave censers all over you?

i've got so many thetans i could probably explode their BRAINS if i wanted, them darned zoroastriologists.

You should totally grow one of those Greek Orthodox beards, dude.

Until I shaved yesterday I had a nice crop. Had to grow it for the play I was in, as I had been assigned the part of Abu Hamza.

Oh Undergradspaws.

omg you're in plays

(haha!)

(Don't worry, it was Abu Hamza as a handmaiden, by way of Frank Sinatra and Bryan Ferry. The play also featured Jeremy Beadle, Elvis Presley, and Prince Rodeo. And was very tragicomic. Not to mention good.)

damnit, i've already seen that episode. so who is a wanker? Zoroastirians?

thank god

SHHHHHH. IT'S A SURPRISE

Yeah, Chaki! I've been in, amongst other things, Greek tragedy, Shakespearian comedy, and LJ-penned romance. No, rly.

Shakespeare is cool. i like moliere too. they aren't jerks

who gives a shit about moliere??? what the fuck are you on about swinburningforyou??