Witnesses saw the man, identified as Cody Meader, 20, take the plush snowman toy down from a display of Disney’s Frozen merchandise in a St. Petersburg-based store. After lying the toy down on the floor, Meader then proceeded to ‘dry hump’ it until he achieved ejaculation.
After putting the doll back on the shelf, Meader then ‘selected a large unicorn stuffed animal’ he also began to have sex with. The incident took place on Tuesday (October 22) at approximately 2pm.
Walt Disney Studios Motion PicturesAccording to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, Meader was detained by officers while still in the Target store.
After being read his Miranda rights, Meader admitted to having done ‘stupid stuff’ and to having ‘nutted’ on the stuffed Olaf toy. He was then arrested on charges of criminal mischief.
Both the Olaf doll and the stuffed unicorn were removed from the store and destroyed. The police report noted the toys in question could not be resold ‘due to circumstances’, and the damage inflicted totalled $200 or less.
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link
Joe Exotic sentenced to 22 years in prison for attempting to murder Tampa's Big Cat Rescue CEO
― i've seen no good people (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link
He also testified in his own defense at trial, despite a judge’s warning.
Besides being a tiger enthusiast, Joe Exotic was also a self-proclaimed country music star and ran for president in 2016 and then governor of Oklahoma in 2018. When he ran for governor, his campaign signs read, “Joe F--king Exotic.”
https://cdn1us.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeekus/files/styles/article_width/public/2017/11/tim_heidecker_trial_3_0.jpg
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link
Joe...Exotic.
Nothing surprises me here anymore. Not that long ago i witnessed a thief running Olympic track speeds out of a 7-11, pursued by nobody at all, because he had just shoplifted a bag of Cheetos
― i've seen no good people (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:07 (four years ago) link
Neanderthal, I've got a Joe Exotic thread on 77. Check it out. I wasn't aware of this update though, so thanks!
Why is there a poster for Electric Sun Desert Music Festival in the background?
Also, lol at "due to circumstances" upthread.
― ☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link
that is a screencap from the trial of tim heidecker
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
i'm in florida again for the first time in years... the tap water is disgusting
― lumen (esby), Friday, 7 February 2020 20:44 (four years ago) link
sulphurous?
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 February 2020 21:17 (four years ago) link
assphorus
― lumen (esby), Friday, 7 February 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link
i'll come fp u in person
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 22:51 (four years ago) link
Central florida tap water is mostly fine. You must be up north
― El Tomboto, Friday, 7 February 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link
I’m in st Pete rn and it’s not terrible at my hotel. I have been places down here where it’s... not great
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 7 February 2020 23:00 (four years ago) link
Was gonna ask what part of FL you're in because in SE Florida and the Keys the water comes from the Biscayne Aquifer and tastes normal to me. Other aquifers supply other parts of the state, iow it's all water from underground but I suspect weird-tasting water is down to whatever is added to it locally.
― Josefa, Friday, 7 February 2020 23:14 (four years ago) link
the water's bland and unremarkable but it's hardly like water in Manila here or anything
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 23:37 (four years ago) link
hehe i'm in ~le hyperbougie~ south FL + it's not thaaat bad, just rhondaing. in the 10 years since i left here i've become accustomed to rocky mountain runoff water which is delicious and one of the few things i feel superior about
― lumen (esby), Saturday, 8 February 2020 01:24 (four years ago) link
water's fine in Miami -- one of the safer places actually
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 February 2020 01:33 (four years ago) link
I drink tap water
SW Florida (Ft Myers, Sanibel, Sarasota) you can taste the chlorine or whatever
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 February 2020 01:34 (four years ago) link
I like imagining what rhondaing is, please don't tell me
― Dan S, Saturday, 8 February 2020 01:37 (four years ago) link
RHONDA
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 February 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link
A Florida man says a medical center is violating his father's First Amendment rights by not allowing him to bring a life-sized cardboard cutout of Donald Trump to his treatments.
Nelson Gibson of Port St. Lucie kept bringing increasingly larger images of the president to Fresenius Kidney Care for his dialysis treatments, WESH-Channel 2 reports.
He started with an 8 x 10 photo of Trump "to comfort him," the TV station reported. Then he brought a miniature cardboard cutout of Trump.
Both of those were tolerated.
Fresenius Kidney Care drew the line at the life-sized cutout, however.
Gibson's son, Eric Gibson, said his father's cutout — which the TV station described as an "emotional support" item — is no bigger than a "garbage can" and therefore shouldn't be an issue.
“What I would really like to happen is for them not to infringe upon my father’s freedom of expression and speech and allow him to bring in the life-sized cardboard cutout that takes up less service area than a garbage can?” Eric Gibson told WESH.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 February 2020 05:17 (four years ago) link
hilarious thing is this dumbshit bragged about his stupid news coverage in a public FB post (because these idiots never know how to work FB security settings) so I just dropped him a heartfelt greeting in the comments.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 February 2020 05:18 (four years ago) link
excellent transition into the babby thread.
― Yerac, Friday, 14 February 2020 05:28 (four years ago) link
Trump/Pence 2020: “Make America great again, no bigger than a garbage can.”
― breastcrawl, Friday, 14 February 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link
Far be it from me to encroach on Florida's God-given sovereignty by posting itt, but…
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/feb/25/florida-six-year-old-arrested-school-tantrum
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 10:21 (four years ago) link
a good start imho
https://weather.com/news/news/2020-04-04-florida-brush-fire-destroys-cars-at-airport
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 5 April 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link
Wow!
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 April 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
the guv called the state "God's waiting room"
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 April 2020 13:42 (four years ago) link
that's an old joke tho
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 27 April 2020 13:58 (four years ago) link
Good morning!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 April 2020 14:27 (four years ago) link
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/01/us/grim-reaper-florida-beaches-trnd/index.html
burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 May 2020 12:32 (four years ago) link
From our Orange County Economic Task Force meeting
https://i.ibb.co/wwSPRYV/FB-IMG-1590090283634.jpg
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBqY-4oDWAQ
― pomenitul, Thursday, 2 July 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link
I'm not clicking that, but holy shit, that's what happens when you pass out so hard that you don't even wake up when your giggling asshole friends are tattooing your face.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link
You're missing out. For real.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 2 July 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link
I have lived with people like that, but they were crustpunks, not juggalo types.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 July 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link
Story time?
― pomenitul, Thursday, 2 July 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link
For a brief period of about four months or so in 2013, I lived in a squat in West Oakland named Skeletor. It was mostly dudes, travelling crust punk types who were drunks or junkies or both, along with some more regular punk types down on their luck and needing a free room to crash in.
Every day of the week had a different theme, so I'd come home from my part-time job and it would be third-eye Thursday and everyone would be getting blind drunk while hallucinating on mushrooms, setting fire to each other's shit in the courtyard, throwing dog shit and beer cans at each other and calling one another nerd while listening to Agoraphobic Nosebleed and Dropdead and whatever. I bonded mostly with the quiet drunks who would get really amped when Godflesh came on and spent their days flying signs and playing chess.
One good story was the night someone brought home a bunch of condoms from a health clinic and some of the dudes, who all hated condoms, blew them into balloons and used them to play keepaway with the dogs until each condom was burst. Then they threw all the busted condoms on the street and alley in front of the house.
There was also a time when these dudes had been huffing paint all day and then one of their lady friends came over and they had sex in the only common room while all of us were just watching in the courtyard. Eventually, those two had a child, he disappeared into the crack scene in SF, came back and impregnated her again, then disappeared again.
Three of about eleven people I lived with there are dead, one is addicted to crack and living on the streets, and one was in a motorcycle accident that left him permanently disabled. The rest are doing reasonably well, given the circumstances of living a rough life.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 July 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link
I should say, I also spent time riding freights and doing all that shit, but I'm definitely more a Vollmann type than a type to be nicknamed Horse Shit, shooting up in an alley in Sparks.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 July 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link
I assume 'the rest' includes you, so I'm glad you're ok.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 2 July 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link
Thanks! The past decade has been a doozy, but I'm doing reasonably well.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 July 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link
Thx for video, mashup of Mandy and Gummo was unexpected but inspired
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 July 2020 02:19 (three years ago) link
He makes good videos.
― jmm, Friday, 3 July 2020 02:35 (three years ago) link
Health officials in Florida have sounded the alarm over the discovery of a rare, brain-eating amoeba in the county that encompasses Tampa and several other cities.
The Florida Department of Health announced the news Friday that a person in Hillsborough County had suffered a confirmed infection of naegleria fowleri, a single-celled living amoeba that can lead to a dangerous infection of the brain called primary amebic meningoencephalitis.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/deadly-brain-eating-amoeba-confirmed-in-florida?ref=home
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 5 July 2020 14:03 (three years ago) link
This bacteria pops up every few years; it's why I don't get swimming in lakes (ours are warmer, of course, and have gators).
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 July 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link
yeah, everybody panicked about it a few years ago when it happened then. I was taught about amoeba in 7th grade and I was terrified of swimming in a lake even though I'd never done it before anyway
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 July 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link
everybody on my timeline is wigging out saying "omg this is so 2020" when it's like, we had a case of it in 2016, we had multiple in 2013, and NOBODY I know that lives here in Orlando that is freaked out regularly swims in warm freshwater and gets it up their nose, sooooooo
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link
Four prison guards threw a man in a shower, turned up the water to 180 degrees, and left him there for 2 hours, until he died with burns covering 90 percent of his body. Fernandez Rundle didn't charge any of them with a crime. https://t.co/RuFbgR0oJYBut experience, amiright? https://t.co/9IGUmVNHcj— Taniel (@Taniel) August 9, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 August 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link
https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/08/12/901756223/florida-sheriff-orders-deputies-and-staff-not-to-wear-face-masks
― stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link
I've done my best to spread the story on social media to force the sheriff to take a syringeful of bleach.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link
It's near the University of Central Florida
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 January 2022 23:37 (two years ago) link
Also a much bluer area than the rest of FL so they knew they'd get a rise. Pieces of shit.
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 January 2022 23:39 (two years ago) link
lol typical
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 30 January 2022 23:39 (two years ago) link
today is the day Floridians freak out because the weather dipped below 70 (it's 55).
Ima enjoy it.
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 15:46 (one year ago) link
Lucky you. I "only" got 71.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 15:48 (one year ago) link
dat's a bummer, though I like the 70s as well.
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 15:49 (one year ago) link
It was 37 when I took my son to school this morning.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link
40s here. It's a damp cold. I have just pushed the sleeves of my long-sleeved t-shirt (all you really need right now) up over my elbows.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 19 October 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link
Damp cool here too.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
for a second I read jon's post as "i was 37 when I took my son to school this morning" and I was going to volunteer to give his kid's ride to school so I can relive my 30s
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/ysY5rHV/FB-IMG-1682124902922.jpg
― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 April 2023 00:56 (one year ago) link
Are they making a baby car?
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 22 April 2023 15:36 (one year ago) link
complete piece of shit
https://www.politico.com/news/2023/04/24/florida-surgeon-general-covid-vaccine-00093510
― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 16:42 (one year ago) link
At Disney watching my brother perform and I see two numbnuts with a Punisher Mickey t shirt
― Formica Jordan (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 December 2023 20:01 (four months ago) link
are those bootlegs I hope?
― Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 15 December 2023 20:02 (four months ago) link
Yeah Etsy bootlegs probably
― Formica Jordan (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 December 2023 20:06 (four months ago) link
Magazineboat Willy
That Magazineboat Willy shirt will be perfectly legal in 12 days! Though I'm not sure if that will be more appealing or less appealing to the type of people who would wear it
― Vinnie, Monday, 18 December 2023 17:42 (four months ago) link