Seinfeld secondary character poll

Yeah there are plenty of smart, funny comics who probably should never be onscreen or try to carry their own project (Larry David is one of them)

^^^ RONG

Seriously, way to undermine my whole point.

haha sorry, I know I'm probably in the minority of Curb-haters, but the Steinbrenner voice is pretty much the only time I want LD to not be fully behind the scenes.

I wish there was a way to vote for the Constanzas and Puddy

it's amazing how Seinfeld's unfunny standup act worked so well in sitcom adaptation.

and hence, no surprise he's back to being unfunny again

disn't watch the show much

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 2:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

the people who are stunned by him not being funny on this bee movie tour seriously must've never seen his standup. or anything other than seinfeld. dude's arc was descending when he got lucky and got that show.

Frank and Puddy are the best secondary characters by far.

In terms of one-episode wonders:

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Nobody beats me. I'm the Wiz!

xp

yeah, sad motherfucker, you can tell a show is funny by seeing it 12-15 times, and that a comic is not by seeing dozens of TV guest shots.

Toby Huss is awesome. he was also Artie, the Stronge Man...in the World! (xpost)

er, Strongest

sympathy note for gay street toughs, of armoire-stealing / ribbon-wearing fame

(what makes the armoire-stealing work is the mini-drama going on with the quiet glasses-wearing member of the couple, who seems like maybe HE doesn't want to steal the armoire)

Who was the close talker?

Judge Reinhold

yeah who cares she was lame

eh? are you thinking of the quiet talker?? the close talker was awesome.

ohhhhhhhh whoops, i was thinking of quiet talker/puffy shirt lady.

ART VANDELAY.

the best part about the close talker was that that wasn't even his only quirk, he was also Elaine's boyfriend who showed a disconcertingly strong interest in showing Helen and Morty Seinfeld around town.

Seinfeld was on Conan last week, these days he seems pretty upfront about the fact that he's basically an asshole.

so nothing's changed since the basic thesis he spent nine seasons laying out, then.

Jerry lays it out:

When Zellweger asked him why he hadn't starred in anything since Seinfeld, the dude simply replied: "Because I'm old, rich and tired."

You curmudgeonly bunch. I saw him live a few years ago and laughed all the way through. Also that 'Comedian' film he did was great.

You know what was brilliant? Gilbert Gottfried's parody of Seinfeld's standup. "WHYYYYY... are there SHOELACES?"

"WHAAATS the deal... with POLITICS? AMIRITE?"

i think jerry got really good on the show over the years.

i was thinking about starting this thread just the other day! thanks, now i don't have to.

i kinda wish elaine's dad was on here though. even if he was only on one episode. the only sitcom character ever to be based on Richard Yates!

I started to think about the 2-part Los Angeles episode yesterday, trying to remember characters. Then I had to do a double take and ask myself was that really a Seinfeld episode.

I really love the scene when they're riding in the police car.

Anyway this poll should have included that bizarre woman who lived in Kramers apartment building, from that ep.

That crazy guy in the police car on the LA episode was Ron Howards brother, right? That was a good scene.

wasn't the dude who played Jake Jarmel also one of the LA cops?

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

The guy who played Elaine's dad never came back because he was apparently stealing stuff from the set.

haha and/or apparently this:

During the filming of this episode, Lawrence Tierney (Alton Benes) scared the cast and crew, because of his intimidating demeanor. Apparently, Tierney took one of Jerry's kitchen knives and hid it. When Seinfeld asked Tierney where it was, Tierney revealed the knife and imitated the knife-slashing effects from Psycho (1960).

wow this guy really is a nutjob:

In the audio commentary for The Simpsons 1995 episode "Marge Be Not Proud", the producers describe what happened when Tierney came in to record the voice over for his character Don Brodka. Showrunner Josh Weinstein called it "the craziest guest star experience we ever had". In addition to yelling at and intimidating employees of the show, Tierney made unreasonable requests such as abandoning his distinctive voice to do the part in a southern accent and refusing to perform lines if he did not get the jokes.

great great thread

i kind of just want people to keep posting "remember that time when..." episode anecdotes

maura tierney's dad, right??

haha i just looked that up, no relation apparently.

def kruger

Tierney-

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Ltierney.JPG

I have to join the support club for Bania ("Gold, Jerry! Gold!") but really, the scenes with Bookman are among the funniest in the entire series, and he carries them all by himself.

BOOKMAN: I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly,
discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life; we didn't want to know anything about her private life. She didn't have a private life. While you're thinking about that, think about this: The library closes at five o'clock, no exceptions. This is your final warning. Got that, kewpie-doll?

hahaha o man i forgot all about the secondary scenes

how is that guy not on youtube

The only place I recognized Elaine's dad from:
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/ReservoirJoe2.jpg

MASTER OF THE HOUUUUSE

What was the character's name that was played by the IRL Kramer who in the show was an actor who wanted to play Kramer!?

IRL Kramer's name is Kenny Kramer. I was fairly sure he never appeared on the show, since they say something to that effect in the DVD extras, but IMDB has him listed "As Self (uncredited)" in the "Face Painter" episode.

The character who played Kramer in Jerry was named Tom Pepper, and was played by an actor named Larry Hankin.

There was a storyline in a later episode where Kramer does guided tours as "The Real J. Peterman" that was meant to mock Kenny Kramer's "Kramer's Reality Tour."

I nearly voted Frank Costanza, but I changed my mind and went for Bookman. Russell Dalrymple (or whatever the guy Bob Balaban played was called) should be on this list.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

What, no Slippery Pete?