That robocop unicorn is so dope.
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 7 July 2008 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobocop
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 15:35 (sixteen years ago) link
oh fuck why would they do a thing like that?
― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link
RoboCop: Madame, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center.
[cut to emotionally harrowing scene set in rape crisis center]
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
lol noooooooooooooooo
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
aronofsky? christ.
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link
(not equivocating mr. fountain with mr. of nazareth)
seriously, what a fucking overrated hack. the fountain was embarrassing.
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link
slocki, as usual said it better. lol
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link
he has a lot of fans and defenders, and i'm really curious as to why
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
aronosky, that is
does he still have fans?
i guess it's like... flashy editing + drugs + super-hammy melodramatic gritty subject matter = pretentious ppl like this shit
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Darren Aronofsky's Robocop
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link
o no its real
this is actually making me angry! dude even looks like a total douche lol my co-worker just said "requiem for a dream is the least subtle movie ever"
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
also i guess this makes us officially 'old' yknow when movies from our childhood/adolescence are being remade by pretentious overrated hacks
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link
let me put it this way: just today on another message board i posted on a thread about the aronofsky-robocop story. i was going on about how aronofsky is totally overrated and that this is a terrible idea etc., etc. and everyone was jumping on me like i was crazy for not thinking aronofsky was brilliant.
― latebloomer, Thursday, 10 July 2008 06:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I liked Requiem (would never watch it again though) but jeez the Fountain was terrrrrrrrible
― dmr, Thursday, 10 July 2008 06:19 (sixteen years ago) link
lol that article
(Yes, I know we film nuts know him like he's our best friend -- but have you actually discussed The Fountain around the water cooler lately?)
― dmr, Thursday, 10 July 2008 06:21 (sixteen years ago) link
you mean the water fountain
― s1ocki, Thursday, 10 July 2008 10:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I DID NOT LEAK ROBOCOP!!!... THAT'S NOT EVEN THE FINISHED VERSION... I'M PRETTY UPSET ABOUT IT BUT THAT'S THE WAY LIFE IS SOMETIMES!
― jaxon, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=28102
― jaxon, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link
i cannot stop laughing when i hear this
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link
"Niggas need to get their Tears for fears game up if they think this is what decent synth-pop is supposed to sound like."
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 12 December 2008 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Predator
― snoball, Friday, 12 December 2008 23:49 (fifteen years ago) link
shame I can only click "add to favorites" once
― mumps (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 13 December 2008 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link
when all is said and done i think this is my best thread ever.
― s1ocki, Saturday, 13 December 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link
three people said no omg!
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 December 2008 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Robocroc:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1162970/Meet-Robo-Croc-Ten-foot-crocodile-gets-metal-plates-41-screws-head-reconstructive-surgery.htmlhttp://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/RoboCroc_head_shot_22-3-2009.jpg
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link
I promised someone I'd watch it by tomorrow, but it's already 4:15 and I don't know if I feel like going to the library to pick it up. I need to decide in the next 10 minutes, someone encourage me.
― formerly: mehlt (Edward Saroyan), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link
it's always a good idea to watch robocop, do it.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
there's no way on earth you will regret that decision if you get it
Already, I'm going now, thanks.
Also, on a class trip when I was 8-9 or so, I once saw the Robocop TV show being filmed downtown and got to see an actual proper robocop in costume. That's my robocop story.
― formerly: mehlt (Edward Saroyan), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link
robocop was the first 18 certificate film i saw and it still the best
― caek, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link
GIVE THE MAN A HAND.
― Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, listen, chief. Your company built the fucking thing. Now I gotta deal with it? I don't have time for this bullshit!
― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:17 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd buy that for a dollar!
p.s. Bitches, leave!
― formerly: mehlt (Edward Saroyan), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Lt Hedgecock: Okay Miller! Don't hurt the mayor! We'll give you what you want! Miller: First, don't fuck with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back! Lt Hedgecock: Okay. Miller: And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all! Lt Hedgecock: What kind of car, Miller? Miller: Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage! Alright. Lt Hedgecock: How about a 6000 SUX? Miller: Yeah! Okay, sure! What about cruise control? Does it come with cruise control? Lt Hedgecock: Hey, no problem, Miller. You let the mayor go, we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt!
― Carroll Shelby Downard (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 06:40 (fifteen years ago) link
bitches leave― sanskrit, Saturday, January 5, 2008 12:55 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark
this is a really great line reading.
also ALL of miguel ferrer's lines in this film are just beautifully delivered. this whole movie is just one amazing character-actor turn after another. ronny cox. ray wise. miguel ferrer. dan o'herlihy, kurtwood smith. nancy allen is just OK but frankly given how horrible she is in other movies i'm grateful for that.
― by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
hell even the police captain gets some juicy lines.
― by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link
the drug lord is the same guy as the dad from that 70's show right?
― noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link
look at my face... DICK!
― DavidM, Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link
y
― cutty, Saturday, 11 September 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link
who the fuck voted no
― ('_') (omar little), Saturday, 11 September 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link
x-rated version/director's cut is a must for extra ludicrous gibs
― hobbes, Saturday, 11 September 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link
the answer to this question is always Y
― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link
y-rated movie ~.~
btw i read an interview with michael ironside the other day, he wasnt to play robocop as the internets would have you believe, he was to play boddicker. would this have improved the unimprovable i think so yes.
― ☆, Sunday, 12 September 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean he pretty much played that role in total recall, didn't he?
― cutty, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Saw the censored version on cable this weekend: "Ladies, leave."
― hypo ilxa/hermes ban (kkvgz), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link