Failing your driving test.

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i failed my cycling proficiency on a BMX after doing all sorts of stunts to impress the girls and annoying the bloodyminded northern examiner. then cycling in the wrong lane down a road. when the results were read out i started crying in front of everyone.

i failed my first driving test as the examiner had to slam the brakes on. still swear i could have made it on to that roundabout before the oncoming car.

passed second time somehow

debden, Friday, 7 January 2005 13:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Proves you weren't making it up.

x-post

papa november (papa november), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:18 (nineteen years ago) link

actually I don't even need a full licence to drive my car! I drove home after the test.

I just feel like a retard, having failed a third time.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

you'll pass eventually.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anyone taken the hazard perception test? That confused the hell out of me - 'click once when you anticipate a hazard but if you click too many times you fail' then it shows you out of a windscreen as the car is travelling along a road and if you see a bus or an old lady ahead, you click.

Sounds easy? I fucked it up royally, it doesn't give an indication as to whether it's recognised your mouse clicks, so it's tempting to click more than once for the same perceived hazard (which I did). I got 100% for the practical test itself but failed miserably on this one.

Took the wind right out of my sails. I sold my wee motor and haven't quit my lessons, and this was despite having been driving for months previously, long distances, etc.

Rumpington Lane, Friday, 7 January 2005 13:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I failed twice before I passed. I can reverse round corners really well, but I'm shit at parallel parking.

I may have to get a car in the next couple of months. I'm really depressed about this.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I've parallel-parked *once* since passing my driving test - going out in my lunch-break a couple of months ago to buy clarinet reeds.

I still reverse-round-a-corner, though, to get my car on the drive when I get home.

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:46 (nineteen years ago) link

still haven't passed!
will (hopefully) be rectifying this this year

-- chris (cbrassic...), August 5th, 2003 1:37 PM.

interesting.... he passed his theory test first time, but hasn't done a single thing about getting driving lessons, and apparently the waiting list for test dates is horrendous.

x-post I've heard nothing but bad things about the hazard perception test, everyone seems to have had huge problems with it

Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm amazingly great at parallel parking (well.. adequately okay i mean).. near my house almost all spaces are parallel and some spaces are those crazy half curb half road spaces too so you have to mount half your car on the curb as you parallel park. fun.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Rumington, yeah my mate failed the hazard test thingy for the same reasons, she said it was a right bag of bollocks.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I find reversing around the corner fine, to be honest. Though 3 years ago or so when I did my first driving test that's what I failed on, cos I never bothered to get it right beforehand.

jesus the emotional mill of the driving test is so annoying, and having to go through it all again, the month of worrying about it etc, gah!

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm a great driver, pity I don't have a license
-- Andrew Thames

OTM. Just never take the test and there's no risk of failing it! Been driving for yonks.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Blimey, I'm glad I did the theory test when it was beta and really easy: all like showing you a 30MPH speed limit sign and giving you multiple choices over what it means.

Poor Ronan. I failed twice and cried on my instructor the second time. I'm bloody great at parallel parking though, as I had to do this every day for a couple of years to get into our parking space.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:00 (nineteen years ago) link

It totally destroyed my confidence, I really enjoyed driving, I boned up for ages on the multi-choice bit, my instructor was delighted with my progress because I was gettign so much practice outside of lessons, but since failing the hazard perception, and having no clear idea as to where I went wrong, I don't feel I could ever confidently try to pass again.

Rumpington Lane, Friday, 7 January 2005 14:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey Roxy, I was driving for ages but when Kev came along he nipped it in the bud. Too cautious is my man.

Rumpington Lane, Friday, 7 January 2005 14:01 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost Although yesterday I did nearly murder a woman on the curb at Weigel's.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:01 (nineteen years ago) link

What's the penalties for being caught?

Rumpington Lane, Friday, 7 January 2005 14:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i think in massachusetts its an arrest and fines.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

deffo arrest, and they delay your being able to obtain a license like FIVE YEARS. Happened to my sis, and they took her away in cuffs and everything.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

We laughed at her.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I fairly certain that the driving test is easier in the US than anywhere else.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, it is. I'll take that one step further and say that it's easier in Maryville, TN than anywhere in the world. According to my bro, you just pull out, make two right turns, pull back in and park. Not even parallel!!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:28 (nineteen years ago) link

same with massachusetts back in the day. it may be harder now. who knows. oh i think i had to do hand signals, but i busted out some break dancing moves.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:33 (nineteen years ago) link

All I had to do was turn right, go around a roundabout, come back and then circle the DMV parking lot before the cop said "okay, pull into this space, put the car in park, set the emergency brake and come on inside for your license" and that was that! No parallel parking, no backing 50 feet, nothing. Someone in the DMV parking lot even backed out in front of me at one point and I had to brake hard, but the cop, although he almost grabbed the emergency brake, assured me I'd done the right thing and it wasn't my fault. This was 1996 in an economically depressed suburb of Boston, though I can't now remember which one. All the test dates in Cape Cod (where I lived at the time--full of hazards and bad drivers) were taken and I probably wouldn't have passed the first time if I'd taken it there.

One of my best friends failed her first test because she braked for a squirrel.

sgs (sgs), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:35 (nineteen years ago) link

we don't like squirrels in massachusetts.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link

she was in Long Island.

sgs (sgs), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Aw, my ex-BF almost got a ticket for turning down a one way street once and said "I was looking out for that little kitten just there" and indicated it. The cop said "Wha...HUH?" and gave him a warning.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:37 (nineteen years ago) link

squirrels have funny accents in Long Island.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:38 (nineteen years ago) link

depends how she braked i spose, did she slam full on with screeching tyres and burnt rubber smoke billowing out everywhere? Or was it a forgivable prod of the brake to let the pretty creature trot freely away?

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I have no idea! I got the feeling it was a full-on emergency stop. But I remember her telling me that in her town the driving tests were always done on a few particular streets, and anyone with a learner's permit was NOT ALLOWED to drive on those streets! That seemed a little too draconian.

That kitten excuse is great. I'm gonna remember that one in case I ever get pulled over.

sgs (sgs), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Near a kitten.

sgs (sgs), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:45 (nineteen years ago) link

PRETTY CREATURE? A SQUIRREL IS JUST A RAT IN A NICE OUTFIT.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 7 January 2005 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

In the UK, each driving test centre tends to have a series of set routes used for tests, covering a variety of different types of road (although most don't include motorway-type roads, some do). Of course, this doesn't apply if you live in a remote area - I knew someone once who lived on the Isle of Bute, took his test there, and passed it without ever having driving past either a traffic light or a roundabout.

Emergency stops are compulsary too - the examiners's script was something like "when I tap my hand on the dashboard, stop as if a small child has run into the road". I skidded on mine, but it clearly didn't matter.

(also, I stalled the car on a roundabout Give Way line; but, as I did a textbook recovery from it, I didn't get failed.)

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 7 January 2005 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

You should never, EVER do an emergency stop for a small animal. Squirrel, rat, k-cute kitten, puppy dog, whatever it is, your life, the life of your possible passengers, the lives of other motorists are worth more.

Here is my experience - my old Wolseley 1100, a really nice example in good cond. etc, I was driving it to work one winter, and being an inexperienced driver, I hauled on the brakes b/c a squirrel ran out into the road. I hauled on the brakes on an icy patch, the car spun off the road, and totally fucking smashed to pieces on a gatepost. I could have been killed, but I was lucky to be barely injured, all for the sake of a fucking fluffy-tailed forest rat! One of the stupidest things I've ever done!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 January 2005 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

i would like to hear calum's thoughts on the emergency stop for animals question. genuinely.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 7 January 2005 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

So those of you who drive without having passed your tests - you're uninsured, right? If so, what the FUCK are you thinking?

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 7 January 2005 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

What is reverse around the corner?

I failed the first one. I did so well on the 3 point turn and parallel parking but messed uo right hand turns! The second time my instructor had pointed out all the tricky parts on the route before hand, so I got those, but I did mess up pulling out from parallel parking, and I was convinced I had failed.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 7 January 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

It's one of several manoeuvres (parallel park, 'turn in the road' [you can do a turn in more than 3 points these days], reverse park etc) you have to learn because you'll be asked to demonstrate two of them during yr test. You have to reverse around a corner, keeping within about 2 ft of the curb. It's bloody difficult.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 7 January 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm 31 and wouldn't know where to start if someone plonked me into a driving seat.

"Which button for the guns?"

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 7 January 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I failed twice! Once my windows were too foggy and the other time I drove over the median. That said, I turned out to be a decent driver and I've never been in an accident.

LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Friday, 7 January 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

what the FUCK are you thinking?

I'm thinking I got to be at work/band practice/boozer and ain't got time for triflin' nonsense.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

(jokes)

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:05 (nineteen years ago) link

i guess i don't understand people who have a hard time driving...its easy as pie.

i remember going to driving lessons with my best friend and i was having no problem driving. when it was his turn i almost died. he was horrendous and still is to this day. all brakes....the instructor who was also our phys ed teacher had Tim make a right hand turn....of course Tim was going about 65 at this point and didn't hit the brake just turned right dukes of hazzard style. the instructor slapped him in the back of the head.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link

My missus aced the hazard percep and the theory test (driver in US for 12 years, starting taking lessons in UK last spring); she also said she couldn't tell whether it was registering her clicks.

Failed the practical first time in July (on things like 'overcaution' and 'undue hesistation') but passed down in Tunbridge Wells (there were no free retest dates in Greater London for 4 months+) in September. And yes, we've had an unfortunate coming together with a bus since, but generally she's pretty confident despite the deluge of information (sometimes seemingly contradictory) you get thrown at you at UK intersections. I will probably never drive on London roads.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

i got snapped on the speed camera while my car was still under mark c's name once.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:12 (nineteen years ago) link

pwned

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha!

sgs (sgs), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I got a $5 parking ticket when I was driving my BF's car which I promptly stuck in the glove box and forgot about. He told me yesterday there is a warrant out for his arrest. Oopsie!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link

The only written test was the 20 question multiple choice one before getting the learners permit. And all the questions and answers are on the DMV web site.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 7 January 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link


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