https://i.imgur.com/GSUQUwt.png
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:18 (three years ago) link
U.S. ilxors will be familiar with the experience of a product making us all go crazy. it happened just three weeks ago, with the ^^muama ryoko,^^
well, get ready because here we go again
https://i.imgur.com/6vEbPlV.png
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link
anybody got their pair yet? i believe they're called the VisionFocus
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link
I bet optometrists HATE those revolutionary reading glasses.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link
Were they discovered by someone living in <town_sort_of_near_where_you_live_but_not_quite> because geolocation in the browser is still slightly off?
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link
I admit I was really hoping this would be a thread full of international ads featuring The Rock hawking nonsense
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link
it could still be that thread
i'm not sure what this thread is. i've tried to rebrand it several times but it's struggling
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link
I know what you're thinking with this one, "Where to begin?" Well!
https://i.ibb.co/8dXrPmT/Screen-Shot-2021-02-02-at-4-27-49-PM.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/rcuqZfb.png
what do you think it is? zooming in? i'm thinking of clicking
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2021 03:58 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Pwdpfkk.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 February 2021 06:36 (three years ago) link
ok, FINALLY! when i started this thread, it was because i knew that every once in a while a really special one comes along, and i wanted to make sure there was somewhere to put it. but at the time it was like dang, i can't really find any outstanding ones at the moment...oh well.
but today, i think i finally found what i've been searching for so long
https://i.imgur.com/FIdksrG.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 00:59 (three years ago) link
I’m noticing really jacked dudes with grey beards are all over the clickbait lately. It’s the new bride with a titty out
― frogbs, Monday, 15 February 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link
i'm 37
is this what happens when i age out of the 18-35 demographic? i go from highly coveted, straight to trying to figure out how to get me ripped and pooping at the same time
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 01:12 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/nIyEHLu.png
https://i.imgur.com/UqpTjeH.png
One of these days I'll click to find out to what happened to Annie Potts Jr., but not today!
― pplains, Monday, 15 February 2021 01:55 (three years ago) link
Karl, may I just say that my gratitude for that ad is so profound as to be bottomless.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:21 (three years ago) link
probably a good 20% of comments on the internet in general are about the AT&T girl
― frogbs, Monday, 15 February 2021 03:22 (three years ago) link
xp: Not the AT&T one. The one with the guy a year younger than me.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:23 (three years ago) link
I imagine he literally just pooped it out in the ocean and the six pack magically appeared afterward
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:23 (three years ago) link
i laughed so hard at that ad. i pictured a newspaper headline. front page news.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:25 (three years ago) link
yes, also the 4 worst blood pressure medications
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 19:24 (three years ago) link
all of my friends lost their shit over the pooping fat guy
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:47 (three years ago) link
did they end up ripped?
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link
yeah they're actually all lifting me over their head rn and begging me to poop
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:53 (three years ago) link
i just noticed that the waves behind him are photoshopped, but in a really funny way:
https://i.imgur.com/qPl9u6T.png
i guess the marketing department at Revival Point's Innovation PoopLab requested some more ocean to the ripped pooper's left, and this IT-based "mirror" solution was the best they could do given the urgency of the Lab's other work
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link
just pathetic.
https://i.imgur.com/t2Lxnhc.png
i've seen better work from the interns down in BoogerZone, and that was years ago and under much more intense circumnstances
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:57 (three years ago) link
the Light Zone in the Darkweb, year: 2045. Photo retouching department, Order _x238Y432, "original vision"
https://i.imgur.com/P3XBMnu.jpg
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link
misread fat as fart and thought maybe he just has a subzero anus? you’re welcome!
― brimstead, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:52 (three years ago) link
damn. that['s like imagining a black hole in another black hole
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:56 (three years ago) link
somewhat related:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/El1Q-zqU0AAPDQZ?format=png&name=small
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:57 (three years ago) link
one of my fav websites, that Interesticle
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:58 (three years ago) link
MAN FINDS WIERD CAVE
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 23:38 (three years ago) link
Bored man with bad knees accused of melodrama
― Evan, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 23:42 (three years ago) link
i was afraid that was actually a close-up of the sub-zero anus ... thank god it is just a wierd cave
― sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 00:16 (three years ago) link
hahaha I was just thinking about how many jacked greybeards and Lily from AT&T ads I've seen lately
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:18 (three years ago) link
i am getting ads for commercial real estate in Atlanta, Volkswagen ads for spanish speakers, oh and this one with what look like crimini mushrooms between toes that I didn't get a chance to screenshot
― sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:21 (three years ago) link
oh and Cleveland. I am getting ads for Cleveland.
― sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:22 (three years ago) link
Only the penitent man will pass!
― Dan I., Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:22 (three years ago) link
one that is currently breaking my brain: "at almost 40 Serena Williams is one of the richest tennis players"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:16 (three years ago) link
huh no shit
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:17 (three years ago) link
40 Serena Williamses would be very rich indeed
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:52 (three years ago) link
would they though? maybe they would cancel each other out?
― sarahell, Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:26 (three years ago) link
only one way to find out
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:28 (three years ago) link
extremely cursed but damn the ending makes me laugh every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3sh1TQnwBI
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 15:28 (three years ago) link
holy shit every ad for this game is absolutely insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBAzE-P780E
would bet anything that the actual gameplay is nothing like any of this
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:16 (three years ago) link
What the complete and holistic fuck
― Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link
Had no idea that we possessed the technology to extract nightmares and trap them inside of smartphone games but I guess we are living in the future after all
― Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:28 (three years ago) link
Read some pornographic books?
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:54 (three years ago) link
wierd cave
Their 2009 tape on Sacred Bones was killer
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:55 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/EMFdmXd.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 00:42 (three years ago) link
damn
looks like you could comfortably sit in that chair for days
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:08 (three years ago) link
"Hang on, let me put this wearable device on" would, imho, constitute an awkward interruption.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 22 June 2023 00:28 (ten months ago) link
https://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/c14372b9-d19f-4b4c-93ab-8174c598348e/62998348.jpg
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Monday, 26 June 2023 00:08 (ten months ago) link
Yes, of course the reasons stated on the bottle are why I'm buying a gallon of delicious coyote urine
― Fish Sticks in the Fanny Pack (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 June 2023 03:51 (ten months ago) link