Do I need to call an exorcist for my girlfriend?

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ive a couple sleep-talking stories i hadn't recounted itt

my ex-wife, still sleeping, once woke me up at about 6am to ask me "can i taunt (sic) you to a chicken pizza?"

my friend jonny, sleeping in a travel lodge while the rest of us were still awake from all the drugs, turned over in bed, sat up, and shouted "Kelly Clarkson".

Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 4 February 2021 23:54 (three years ago) link

didn't sleep talk, and i never have night terrors, but a few times in dreams where it appears i'm going to get stung, bitten, etc by an animal (which happens a lot), i've actually thrown myself out of bed.

one of these times i was dreaming I was fleeing a shitload of bees (enough to kill me) and I was jumping into the water to escape them and in the process I actually rolled out of my bed and faceplanted my cheek onto the oak dresser next to me, woke up bleeding.

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:09 (three years ago) link

I'd forgotten about B being sad about catbus leaving the bed, hahahaa.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 5 February 2021 01:23 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

B, in his sleep: “I think I’m going to go lie down now”.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 18 December 2022 01:18 (one year ago) link


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