vaginas are not clown cars

ok NOW that picture is funny. can't believe i didn't get it.

http://sg.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArTljnuXt7mVxSn3lBC_EpQh4wt.?qid=20070705113238AAObnSc

how is babby formed

nabisco wrong, phil right:

if you gotta have a whole bevy o' little ones, why not adopt and do the whole world some good and give your privates a break?

who are we to tell someone how overworked their privates are?

but i see y'allses point all the same.

the world record for most babies born to a single woman is 69. Only two died in infancy.

including four sets of quadruplets

if you gotta have a whole bevy o' little ones, why not adopt and do the whole world some good and give your privates a break?

Because it's not about having the little ones, just creating them.

But I am not of Nabisco's opinion, and am more of the school that this is a fairly terrible world and we must huddle together for safety and squeeze out what little pleasures we can and try to make things better for one another because of it.

Guess who's pregnant with number 18!

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D90I4TN00&show_article=1&catnum=0

damn gurl

I just learned that my aunt accidentally gave birth to her daughter in the toilet. Just 'sploosh!' Out it came when she was sitting. My dad said she called when it happened, hoping to get hold of my mom (her sister). "I just had my baby in the toilet! What should I do?" "Call the doctor?" he said. The baby was fine.

She know introduces this little girl (who is five!) as "my toilet baby."

My dad could not answer questions about her pelvic floor muscles.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0%2C2933%2C291949%2C00.html

what the hell

-- river wolf, Friday, August 3, 2007 6:24 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

Original post. she should be deliverin by now

She know introduces this little girl (who is five!) as "my toilet baby."

That is some seriously cruel shit right there.

I hate my aunt so much.

The little girl couldn't be any sweeter, FWIW.

My dad could not answer questions about her pelvic floor muscles.

i should hope not

Well, if she's fucking calling him up to say, "My vagina was too useless to hold in a baby and let me pee simultaneously," who knows. Maybe she shared some more uncomfortable and useless details. It's her thing.

I'm glad to hear that, Abbott, but that's exactly the kind of callous, thoughtless, 'I prefer to make a lame-ass joke than worry about the feelings of my own daughter' kind of stuff that leads to 'issues' down the road.

I know, I really worry about her future relationship with her mom.

My last post was directed at your cousin's superlative sweetness, just to be clear.

She know introduces this little girl (who is five!) as "my toilet baby."

so is there like a whole team of therapists who call your aunt at regular intervals wondering when the therapy is going to start?

Are you in a position to be a good pal/cousin, Abbott?

Yeah, I talk to her, M. She's a sweetie. We write each other letters and such that do not mention her mother or toilets.

She just talks about Dora the Explorer a lot.

And Emeril.

Looking at the age of the kids: this woman had children in a much too rapid succession. But I guess it turned out okay: all her kids survived. I do wonder how she coped/copes (phsyically AND mentally). I'm going mad with the youngest not sleeping through the night at the age of six months (now). What would it be when I have that amount of kids? I guess you kind of go with the flow (har har flow of babies).

(Story continues below)

Until she's in menopause?

The older kids just start taking on parent tasks, is hwo I've always seen it in 10+ kid families.

Save some $$$ on hand-me downs.

Oh god, I know how it goes (seen it with my aunt who had five kids, adopted one and then cared for a whole slew of kids) but I'm not that crazy (or selfless).

whatever happened to river wolf?

he spends his work day on a bicycle which does not lend itself to posting on the internet.

lostilxors.xls

lollll at commercial for plan b during their spawn-a-thon on tlc

and Michelle has been pregnant for 126 months — or 10.5 years — of her life

this is o_0 retarded and all, but that only works out to 7.4 months per pregnancy!

shit is loose baby. It's hard to keep... a baby... in it.

i think that was calculated when she had had less than 100 children

that was at 17! (126/17) how many do they have now? i mean obv this was what a year ago so it couldnt be any more than 18 i suppose

she had #18 in december i think?

that this thred and the toni collete thred are both being revived tonight says something powerful, I think.

god bless her husband for keeping at it. her clown car's gotta be like the fucking holland tunnel at this point

it's not a cunt; it's not a tunnel; it's a chunnel

that was funnier when i heard it in my head

this is o_0 retarded and all, but that only works out to 7.4 months per pregnancy!

Some of those pregnancies were twins too.

it's not a pussy; it's not a four-door; it's a passage into Mordor.

lot of player hatin' on this thread

― da croupier, Friday, August 3, 2007 3:52 PM

this is o_0 retarded and all, but that only works out to 7.4 months per pregnancy!

Some of those pregnancies were twins too.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, January 25, 2009 10:46 PM (26 minutes ago)

oic

po lil terlet chile

"It is quite easy to miss a baby when you're anticipating seven"

California octuplets' mom already has 6 kids: report

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The California woman who astonished doctors earlier this week by giving birth to octuplets at a suburban Los Angeles hospital already has six other children, CBS News reported on Thursday.

The woman delivered six boys and two girls prematurely by Caesarean section on Monday, surprising doctors who had seen only seven babies in ultrasound images.

Officials at Kaiser Permanente Medical Center in the Los Angeles suburb of Bellflower have declined to identify the mother or reveal if she received fertility treatments, which can increase the likelihood of multiple births.

There are no known cases of naturally conceived octuplets.

A Kaiser Permanente spokeswoman declined to comment on the CBS report but said that all eight babies were still in the hospital's neonatal intensive care unit and doing well.

Five of the babies were feeding and six were breathing on their own, hospital spokeswoman Nancy Tovar-Huxen said. She said doctors had not yet determined when they could go home.

In reporting on "The Early Show" that the mother already has six other children, a CBS reporter who visited the woman's Los Angeles-area home cited two unnamed acquaintances.

One of those acquaintances said that the mother lived with her parents and that two of her other children were twins.

The birth of the octuplets already has raised eyebrows, with fertility and reproductive experts saying that such high-risk pregnancies should be avoided.

"When we see something like this in the general fertility world, it gives us the heebie-jeebies," Michael Tucker, an Atlanta-based clinical embryologist and leading researcher in fertility treatments, told the Los Angeles Times.

"If a medical practitioner had anything to do with it, there's some degree of inappropriate medical therapy there," the Times quoted him as saying.

The last octuplets known to have survived birth in the United States, six girls and two boys, were born in Houston in 1998. One of the babies, a girl, died one week later.

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