Eulogy for Zen Clown

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I'll help carry if it'll get that keg tapped any quicker.

The sooner everyone is drunk the sooner the real stories of Zen and Sue, or Zen and CJ, or Zen and Matt, or any of a thousand perverted sexual conquests he imagined actually happened.

That was quite a touching speach Aimless, we can only hope that you are not off on some extended walk up a mountain when "the time" comes.

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Sunday, 9 October 2005 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I'll always remember the way Pagliacci's heart-rending smile changed into a frown of consternation and then outright hostility when Zen, mistaking him for another errant nun, explained the intitricacies of getting chorines drunk and hiding gerbil porn and whatnot while trying to chew the cap off a bowling pin he thought was a bottle.

― M. White (Miguelito), Sunday, 9 October 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Who's Zen Clown again?

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 October 2005 06:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Zen Clown?

Is he still alive? Bloody hell. Someone should have shot that bastard years ago.

― Hoshi, Monday, 10 October 2005 11:20 (eighteen years ago) link

From Hamlet and with apologies to Billy Boy Shakespeare
"Alas poor Zen! I knew him A.A.D., a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy:"
The bard himself must have known Zen to pen such words!
I hadn't realised the sod was that old!!!

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Monday, 10 October 2005 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Zen Clown should direct that his body be embalmed using the same techniques they used on Vladimir Lenin and have a glass casket for it set up in the local shopping mall. He would be such an inspiration for the young folk.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

WITH his trousers carefully draped about his ankles of course!

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

i miss you, dude steel.

― hurley, Thursday, 11 June 2015 01:17 (eight years ago) link

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