"GOTHICK 4 LIFE, BITCH"

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And make sure it's trained to swear at goths.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:09 (twenty years ago) link

I declare this a new meme.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago) link

If the parrot can also sing like Jon Anderson, even better!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

No, it's kind of weird but boring, our old shop got demolished when the area got redeveloped, and we bout a property w/an existing business in hardware. We were going to ditch it all, but is sold too well!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

Nutty!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

Do you have nutmeg graters?

Madchen (Madchen), Saturday, 7 February 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, garlic crushers as well. I got some lobster crackers in for someone last year. We're a Victorinox cookware stockist, among other things - it does actually pay to diversify (as in, I couldn't actually make a living off the specialist bikes I sell). I keep all the domestic hardware down the left side, and all the bikes and parts down the right. It's a shame (in many ways...) that Sean "Geordie Racer" doesn't post here anymore. He's actually been in my shop. Did I mention that I also fix vacuum cleaners? Heh.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 7 February 2004 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

He pops up from thyme to thyme

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

A remark to relish.

pete s, Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago) link

Ugh. Dillweeds.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 8 February 2004 00:49 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
um ok then waaaaaaaay too much time on the hands i see here. anyway

^& sprucerella &^, Sunday, 28 March 2004 01:47 (twenty years ago) link

OHH SNAP!!!!

Prude (Prude), Sunday, 28 March 2004 03:55 (twenty years ago) link

eleven months pass...
4 LIFE!!

donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 10:27 (nineteen years ago) link

LIKE MY FUCKING SOUL!

NRQ, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 10:32 (nineteen years ago) link

"Marcie, don't be a pussy. You are whinier than my livejournal" is still the best line.

donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

This has completely brightened my drab and humdrum day.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I heart heart heart this thread. It is the best of all the goth threads!

moley@gmail.com, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

'I want the finest cheesgrater you have'

'It's JUST a CHEESEGRATER'

hahahahaha oh mercy

moley@gmail.com, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
It's already time to revive, BIZZZATCH!!

Baaderonixx (it must be a camel) (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:36 (eighteen years ago) link

It doesn't matter how many times it gets revived, I still love this thread.

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:41 (eighteen years ago) link

um ok then waaaaaaaay too much time on the hands i see here. anyway
-- ^& sprucerella &^ (figurehead@thecandle.com), March 28th, 2004.

Baaderonixx (it must be a camel) (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:42 (eighteen years ago) link

time for me to bring out this old chestnut again:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/alextwo_copy.jpg

latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Goths in shunned by Tim Burton shocker!

Paul Ess (Paul Ess), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

That is alternately horrible and hilarious.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I asked him what was up. “This is not a costumed event.” he replied.

“A costumed event?” I said, “These people are Goths, they dress this way every day.”

Comedy gold.

Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

It was cold outside so he wore his cloak. I know Scott and he doesn’t own a ‘regular’ coat - just the cloak.

But Scott wasn’t given the opportunity to take off his cloak.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sure that waves and waves of gothy body odor would have increased their chances of getting into the premiere exponentially. Goths exude compliance pheremones.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

GET ONE COAT.

Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
Sorry, I can't stop reading this.

donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Sunday, 9 October 2005 03:10 (eighteen years ago) link

its getting closer to halloween

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 October 2005 06:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I love this thread.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Sunday, 9 October 2005 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

O WOI KAHN'T I LIVE AY LOIF FAHR ME?
WOI SHOULD I TYKE THE ABYOOSS THAT'S SEHVED?
WOI KAHN'T THEY SAI THEY'RE JUZ LOIK ME
IT's THE SYME IT's THE SYME IN THE WHOLE WOID WEEEEERLD

BOP MMM BOP MMM BOP BOP!!

donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Sunday, 9 October 2005 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link


Goth Talk!

http://www.angelfire.com/me2/kattan2/pics_snl_azrael/azrael1.jpg

nickn (nickn), Monday, 10 October 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I am so happy. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 October 2005 11:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Is this Thred Klassix revival day or something?

Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 October 2005 12:22 (eighteen years ago) link

WOI R U DRESSED LIKE IT HALLOHWEEN
U LOOK SO ABSUHRD
U LOOK SO UBSEEN
OH

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 October 2005 12:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh dear.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't laugh, witchcraft is real!

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:15 (eighteen years ago) link

(3V3RYDAY IS) HALOWEN - MINISTRY
WAL I LIEV WIT SNAEKS AND LIZARDS
AND OTH3R THNGS TAHT GO BUMP IN DA NIGHT
COS 2 M3 3VARYDAY IS HALOWEN
I HAEV GIEVN UP HIDNG AND STARTAD 2 FIGHT
I HAEV STARTED 2 FIGHT

WAL ANY TIEM ANY PLAEC ANYWH3R3 TAHT I GO
AL TEH PAOPL3 SEM 2 S2P AND STAER
THEY SAY Y R U DRESED LIEK ITS U????!??? LOK SO ABSURD U LOK SO OBSCANA

O Y CANT I LIEV A LIEF FOR Y?!!?!??! SHUD I TAEK TEH ABUS3 TAHTS Y???!!!! WTF LOL CANT TH3Y SE THERE JUST LIEK ME
ITS DA SME ITS DA SME IN DA WHOLE WIED WORLD

WAL I LET THERE TENY MINDS THINK
TAHT THERE DAALNG WIT SOMAON3 WHO IS OVER TEH BRINK
AND I DR3S THIS WAY JUST 2 KEP TH3M AT BAY
COS HALOWEN IS 3VERYDAY
ITS 3VERYDAY

O Y CANT I LIEV A LIEF FOR Y?!?!??!! OMG WTF LOL SHUD I TAEK TEH ABUS3 TAHTS Y??!????! OMG WTF CANT TH3Y SE THERE JUST LIEK ME
ITS DA SM3 ITS DA SMA IN DA WHOL3 WIED WORLD

O Y CANT I LIEV A LIEF FOR Y?????? OMG LOL SHUD I TAEK TEH ABUSE TAHTS Y???!! WTF CANT THEY SE THERE JUST LIEK M3
IMM NOT DA ONE TAHTS SO Y HIED Y?!!!?? WTF FIGHT IT
HURT??!?!!? FELNGS
BST 2 S2P FELNG HURT
FROM DENIALS R3PRISALS
ITS DA SM3 ITS DA SME IN DA WHOL3 WIED WORLD


Baaderonixx and the hedonistic gluttons (baaderonixx), Thursday, 13 October 2005 07:42 (eighteen years ago) link

ten months pass...
Roffle Claws

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Sunday, 10 September 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"Woah, woah chill out, bitch! I'm on your side! Feindflug rulez!"

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Sunday, 10 September 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I knew this thread would be revived. And I'm not surprised it's you that revived it!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 10 September 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

goTHICK haha

and PappaWheelie, author of Have You Ever Been Poxy Fuled? (PappaWheelie 2), Sunday, 10 September 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I was thinking of this just the other day! Still groffulous.

Hunter (Hunter), Sunday, 10 September 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll fucking kill anyone who opposes the countercultural assault of noise music

WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS

xero (xero), Sunday, 10 September 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I still love those lyrics to Headhunter in the corner. Classic, this is.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 11 September 2006 00:42 (seventeen years ago) link

A couple of friends of mine have started a band called Gotht@rd. They have a song called 'Only my Heart is Blacker than my Soul'. They're on myspace if you can bear to look.

rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

"3. Throw out that fucking top hat."

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Feindflug rulez.

I never noticed the bauhaus poster on marcie's wall before, har.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 11 September 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link


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