Defend the Indefensible: Jared of Subway

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rotting lettuce + pesticides that never got washed off.

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 01:50 (eighteen years ago) link

IF YOU THINK SUBWAY IS BAD TRY THE BLIMPIE AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ROCHESTER. WORST SAMMICHES EVER!!!!

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 30 July 2005 03:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Debilitate the Indefatigable

http://www.paulkatcher.com/images/jared_big.jpg

― ghetty green (eman), Saturday, 30 July 2005 03:34 (eighteen years ago) link

ew, blimpie. that's a bridge too far.

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:02 (eighteen years ago) link

i associate blimpie with skeezy old unemployed junkies reading the racing form and trying to make one cup of soda last for hours and hours. also it smells like pine sol in there.

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

i associate ~~starbucks~~ blimpie with skeezy ~~young~~ old unemployed ~~"artists"~~ junkies reading the ~~internet~~ racing form and trying to make one cup of ~~coffee~~ soda last for hours and hours. also it smells like pine sol in there.

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:07 (eighteen years ago) link

yall on ile sure are some lil bitches about fast food!! i worked at subway, its clean enough for me, and that and blimpie is like where you go when you got a couple extra bucks and you feel like spoiling yourself

― 3, Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:17 (eighteen years ago) link

still not as bad as when miccio dissed sbarro tho- SORRY YOUR HIGHNESS!!

― 3, Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:17 (eighteen years ago) link

sbarro can be okay as long as you stay away from the one in times square, but you can say that about anyplace that has a franchise in times square.

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:22 (eighteen years ago) link

haha i guarantee i can stay away from the one in times square

― 3, Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:25 (eighteen years ago) link

The only place here I've ever seen Sbarro is at the airport. All it seems to be is very overpriced, very poor quality "Italian" food about as nice looking as a reheated frozen pizza. Maybe it isnt the same thing here tho.

Subway is dreadful, but I dont like franchise takeaway anyway (McDs, BK, Subway etc). Thankfully Aus still has plenty of proper local takeaways that do real burgers and souvlakis and chips so I needed fret.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:32 (eighteen years ago) link

argh needn't, not needed.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:33 (eighteen years ago) link

that shit costs more

― 3, Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:35 (eighteen years ago) link

and bird shit is free

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:39 (eighteen years ago) link

sbarro is horrid. how it is here is how you described it, trayce.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't get my panties in a twist over authenticity. i like taco bell too! i call it "thinking outside the bun."

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link

i wish we had taco bell here :( i love it so

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:44 (eighteen years ago) link

but "thinking outside the bun" can all too easily lead to "barfing inside the trashbin"

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:45 (eighteen years ago) link

so does heavy drinking but that doesn't stop anyone

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i have yet to obtain a giddy buzz from eating a gordita. maybe i'm doing it wrong.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:49 (eighteen years ago) link

try pot more

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:51 (eighteen years ago) link

if you insist. but there are only so many hours in the day.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:52 (eighteen years ago) link

i think you'll have to agree to disagree!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:57 (eighteen years ago) link

haha it's ok, i don't smoke much anyway.

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:58 (eighteen years ago) link

ppl who act like cheap or fried foods are some kind of lethal poison can eat a burrito out my poisonous ass

― 3, Saturday, 30 July 2005 05:02 (eighteen years ago) link

church's 2 piece and a biscuit, $1.99

― 3, Saturday, 30 July 2005 05:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, I for one did no such thing - I love me some good chips and a burger with egg and beetroot and such, but Aussies do local, one-off "mom and pop" (if you will) takeaway food shops so much better; it isnt an authenticity thing at all, its just nice food like you'd make it yrself, and often it is pretty cheap too.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 30 July 2005 05:06 (eighteen years ago) link

church's 2 piece and a biscuit, $1.99

i'll see your church's and raise you one popeye's.

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 05:13 (eighteen years ago) link

popeyes got a lil too big for their britches w/ that weird redesign and the price hike a couple years back, do we really need shit like a $6 bowl of fast food gumbo?!

― 3, Saturday, 30 July 2005 05:20 (eighteen years ago) link

i like to imagine bill clinton eating there and wearing sunglasses

― 3, Saturday, 30 July 2005 05:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I will come to the US (and canada) some day soon, I reckon. And I *do* want to meet up with some of the more foodie among ye ILXors, and I want you to show me REAL american food, and belay all my convictions that it's all fattening franchised junk. I'm sure that isnt so! But when I read people like Tep's cooking adventures I know there's shit I'm missing out on.

Also I want some poutaine.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 30 July 2005 05:28 (eighteen years ago) link

popeyes got a lil too big for their britches w/ that weird redesign and the price hike a couple years back, do we really need shit like a $6 bowl of fast food gumbo?!

yeah popeye's heyday was the '80s. there's no reason they should be more expensive now (basic inflation aside); it's not like the food's any better for it.

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link

but i live within easy walking distance of a popeye's and a church's... i'll do a taste test this weekend!

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 05:38 (eighteen years ago) link

The Popeyes story began in New Orleans back in 1972, when Al Copeland opened a quick-service restaurant called “Chicken on the Run,” selling traditional mild fried chicken to the folks in small New Orleans suburb of Arabi. But business was slow, and Copeland realized that he’d have to sell a spicier alternative to his standard chicken recipe if he wanted to impress flavor-seeking New Orleanians.

Copeland had already been experimenting with the flavorful Cajun recipes he’d been enjoying all his life and soon reopened his restaurant as "Popeyes,” named after the character Popeye Doyle in the movie “The French Connection.”

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 06:03 (eighteen years ago) link

!!!!!

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 30 July 2005 07:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Great. From now on whenever I eat fried chicken, I'm going to think about picking my feet in Poughkeepsie.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 30 July 2005 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i'll go to kfc before i go to popeyes. kennedy fried chicken, that is

― ghetty green (eman), Saturday, 30 July 2005 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Church's is just wrong. I'm not big on fried chicken to start with, but when it comes out dripping grease that just ain't right.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 30 July 2005 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link

― ath (ath), Saturday, 30 July 2005 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link

HAROLD'S

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 30 July 2005 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

ok also church's is good & popeye's too, in a pinch, & subway less so b/c for the same price i can get a way more meaty and big and tasty sub at the local pizza/sub shack.

i mean v. few fast food joints really DO give you a bang for your buck these days.

i mean the problem with subway is fuuuck if i wanted some lunchmeat and lettuce on bread i'd just go make it myself for cheaper. on the other hand, it's not like i can just go and fry up some chicken on a whim in like 5 minutes, y'know?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 30 July 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

Looks like maybe they are finally replacing Jared with Jon Lovitz?
Hell, I'll take it.

― Joe (Joe), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 11:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Is Jon Lovitz still kinda fat?

― dave vire think (dave225.3), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 11:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Subway will fix that, dammit!

― Joe (Joe), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 11:52 (eighteen years ago) link

You think Subway is bad, try eating at fucking Quizno's. I have eaten there a total of three times and all three made me physically ill. WORST FAST FOOD EVER.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Fuck off, Quiznos is only like ten million times better than Subway.

The Jon Lovtiz Subway ads are annoying but nowhere near as shoot-the-fukken-Television-like-Elvis annoying as Jared was.

― Rabbi Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...

i worry about jared's future.

― real savage-like (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

He recently made a cameo appearance for WWE on a WWE.COM clip called "28 Segundos" with the WWE Spanish Announce Team Hugo Savinovich and Carlos Cabrera. He appeared at the end of the video smiling and holding a sub and then ended the video by saying "Now that's not eating fresh!"

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/11380000/11387652.jpg

This stupid book has been turning up in all of the new releases catalogs . It is haunting my dreams.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

NOT A DIET BOOK! NOT A DIET BOOK! WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?! WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?! WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?! NOT A DIET BOOK!

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

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