When will "animal rights activists" get one life?

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(haha that made no sense)

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 14:28 (eighteen years ago) link

cos i went to a uni that bred them like rabbits

barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:26 (eighteen years ago) link

my brother was a rower. he's now a neurosurgeon.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

most animal rights activists are insane twats

gear (gear), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

True.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

was a rower for a few months at school, but couldn't hack that schedule with being an engineering student

most animal rights activists are insane twats

yup. Do these guys tend to be communications majors? or School of Natural Resources burn-out types?

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

and it's fucking retarded to do all that shit. i'd like to see more humane treatment of animals, sure, but this only hurts the cause. which makes me think it's just a bunch of bored assholes who are looking for an excuse to fuck shit up.

gear (gear), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck off, you guys, MOST animal rights activists don't blow shit up and are not insane twats.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

my brother is an ex-rower neurosurgeon who doesn't blow insane twats up.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't think he's much of an animal rights activist but his dog is very very cute and well cared-for.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

(xpost) LOOK OUT, SANE TWATS

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't like to refer to my sister-in-law in that way, dan.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Gummi bears:
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I threw up a little in my mouth

nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Bouncing here & there & everywhere?

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...
At the time of writing, There are animal rights protestors outside my office, screaming "Stop the Oxford Animal Lab". They are here because an injunction was issued by the High Court preventing them from using megaphones, etc. in the vicinity of the building site, so they've come to the Departments of Theoretical Physics, Astrophysics and Particle Physics.

There's a bloke with a megaphone doing call and response like Snoop Dogg. He says, "Stop the Oxford Animal Lab", and the women (the others are all women) respond, "Stop the Oxford Animal Lab". Sometimes he says, "stop the Oxford torture lab" to mix things up. He recommends we visit their website.

... minutes later ...

A thunderstorm has broken, so they've gone. They walked right past my window, and a woman with a megaphone told me "that I should get of my fat arse and do some real science", then said that I am complicit in this lab because I am an employee of the University. I suppose she's right (on both counts).

Would anyone object if I said that I hated them?

Mike W (caek), Thursday, 9 March 2006 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't they know Shrodingers Cat is a thought experiment? etc. lol, etc.

Mike W (caek), Thursday, 9 March 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

we're here! we're queer! we don't want anymore bears!

sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Didn't some research students hang banners out of the windows of the Chemistry Research Lab building (next to the building site) recently, saying "we boil monkey cocks" or something, as a joke? They got into a bit of trouble for it, I gather.

C J (C J), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link

REAL SCIENCE

Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

The funny thing is, here in theoretical physics, there are some people doing some pretty weird stuff that isn't considered REAL SCIENCE by some of their colleagues. Not me though. I am 4 REAL.

Mike W (caek), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe then you can tell me the effects that DARK MATTER will have on my soup in the microwave?

Fish is Biodegradable! (That Means It Rots) (kate), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

It won't MATTER!

Mike W (caek), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Phew. I don't want any expanding multiverses in my parsnip soup. That would be bad.

Fish is Biodegradable! (That Means It Rots) (kate), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

but would it expand in a boiling pot of water with a live lobster in it?

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

That would be cruel.

Also, it wouldn't work with a hairy lobster because the fillaments would diffuse the heat into other curled-up dimensions.

Fish is Biodegradable! (That Means It Rots) (kate), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Lobster's filaments = four dimensional manifestation of eleven-dimensional superstrings.

Mike W (caek), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Better than M-Theory... Mike-Theory - physics you can eat!

Fish is Biodegradable! (That Means It Rots) (kate), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:54 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
They're back. Quite a few this time. Maybe a hundred, instead of the usual half dozen. This seems to be an official demonstration."Stop the Oxford Animal Lab", I assume they shout. I can't hear them because I've got the Chelsea game on my headphones. Some of them are quite fit.

Mike W (caek), Saturday, 25 March 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Make sure you look like you are doing some real science this go-round. I'll see if I can summon a thunderstorm. A little girl at the grocery last night pointed me out to her mother and said, "Look mommy! An X-Man!" so I think I've got some powers I'm unaware of. Your story made me want the true superpower that is a MEGAPHONE, tho.

Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 25 March 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

The pro-test was kinda droll, I think.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 25 March 2006 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

PETA Killed 97 Percent of 'Companion Animals' in 2006, According to VDACS

Death toll up to 17,400; overdue report describes PETA's deadliest year ever

WASHINGTON, Jan. 10 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- An official report from People for The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), submitted nine months after a Virginia government agency's deadline, shows that the animal rights group put to death more than 97 percent of the dogs, cats, and other pets it took in for adoption in 2006. During that year, the well-known animal rights group managed to find adoptive homes for just 12 pets. The nonprofit Center for Consumer Freedom (CCF) is calling on PETA to either end its hypocritical angel-of-death program, or stop its senseless condemnation of Americans who believe it's perfectly ethical to use animals for food, clothing, and critical medical research.

Not counting animals PETA held only temporarily in its spay-neuter program, the organization took in 3,061 "companion animals" in 2006, of which it killed 2,981. According to Virginia's Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services (VDACS), the average euthanasia rate for humane societies in the state was just 34.7 percent in 2006. PETA killed 97.4 percent of the animals it took in. The organization filed its 2006 report this month, nine months after the VDACS deadline of March 31, 2007.

"Pet lovers should be outraged," said CCF Director of Research David Martosko. "There are thousands of worthwhile animal shelters that deserve Americans' support. PETA is not one of them."

In courtroom testimony last year, a PETA manager acknowledged that her organization maintains a large walk-in freezer for storing dead animals, and that PETA contracts with a Virginia cremation service to dispose of the bodies. In that trial, two PETA employees were convicted of dumping dead animals in a rural North Carolina trash dumpster.

Today in Southampton County, Virginia, another PETA employee will face felony charges in a dog-napping case. Andrea Florence Benoit Harris was arrested in late 2006 for allegedly abducting a hunting dog and attempting to transport it to PETA's Norfolk headquarters.

"PETA raised over $30 million last year," Martosko added, "and it's using that money to kill the only flesh-and-blood animals its employees actually see. The scale of PETA's hypocrisy is simply staggering."

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I keep getting surprised that it is news that PETA is fucked up. but that virginia shelter is kind of locally famous for being a death camp

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link

lolololololololololololololol

HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.petakillsanimals.com/images/PetaFreezerPKA.gif

HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link

$4K in costumes, huh?

HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link

http://fishinghurts.com/pdfs/DaddyKillsAnimals.pdf

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Freeda the Fish Costumes - 825.00

Michael White, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link

woah, I want that sweet-ass skull lure

HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link

you realize you're reposting a press release from a tobacco / fast food / meat company astroturf group?

s1ocki, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link

http://sth.sagepub.com/cgi/content/abstract/17/4/438

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link

lololololol I didn't see the second page of the brochure!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololololol wau

HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

CCF doesn't misrepresent itself half as bad as PETA does
PETA's on the news right now! apparently their latest campaign is about neutering your own children

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link

i agree peta is kinda fucked.

but common, a big tobacco funded front group?? isn't that as disingenuous as you can possibly get

s1ocki, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.virginia.gov/vdacs_ar/cgi-bin/Vdacs_search.cgi?link_select=facility&form=fac_select&fac_num=157&year=2006

They get the 97% by factoring out the animals reclaimed by their owners.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

ha! still a 50% kill rate though

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Also lol PETA totally ate the poultry, who are we kidding here?

HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link

so do they normally leave a note for the owner when they kidnap people's dogs and cats?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah rly soy chicken my balls

omar little, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

searching CNN for PETA stories is awesome:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/09/execution.pizza/index.html?iref=newssearch

Cliff Tredway, the director of public relations for the Rescue Mission, said it's more than pizzas that helped that shelter.

"It's the story of a guy whose execution translated into a generous act," he said. "It's people donating to other people they don't know.

"It's about a group of people who society often writes off getting a pizza party today."

HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link

ahahaha

s1ocki, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link


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