Things that are just bafflingly expensive

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Mark C, you are thinking of Blowfish surely?

jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

re: women's haircuts - having said that I pay a fiver to get my hair cut and it takes about five minutes; most ladies' cuts probably take several times that

Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Last £5 haircut I had took 45 mins and it was the best "no. 4 all over" I ever had.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

How is it even possible to take that long?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

You go very slowly and talk to the other barbers a lot. It's part of what you pay for, at least for me.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Iceland

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

God, my last haircut took less than 45 minutes, including washing, cutting, drying and straightening. It cost £18. I do not understand ANYONE who pays £70 to get their hair cut.

(I had an ex-boyfriend who used to pay about £30 to get his hair cut. He was a poncey twat).

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark H, you're right, I was misremembering. Macamadamias are a) very difficult to shell and b) need prolonged leaching to remove poisonous glycerides.

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

God through female haircuts OTM. Why hasn't ANYONE tried doing a budget airline version of this? Chain of women's hairdressers that are cheap but have a reputation for being Not Shit.

i always imagined part of the joy of female haircut is to be able to tell others how much you've spent on your haircut.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

this is why diamonds are expensive, and rolex, and designer clothes.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

oh xpost to lex

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Lapdances.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ken, no that would be the day of the travel. would that make a difference?

well buying in advance is usually cheaper than day of travel (you're paying for the convenience and flexibility of just wandering to the counter and get your ticket and go?)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought lap dances aren't that expensive.. it's the drinks at lap dancing places that kill your wallet?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

How is it even possible to take that long?

Attractive Russian hairdresser, probably recently trained, being very slow and very methodical. I would recommend the experience if you're ever in Waterloo and in need of a haircut.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

£20 for five minutes worth of entertainment? I'm trying to think of a more expensive form of entertainment, that'd get me, what, six hours worth of cinema?

Don't get me started on the drinks as well. £11 for a double whiskey and Coke I paid the other week.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link

xp

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link

you went to a lapdance place

RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link

correct?

RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link

ailsa and everyone else otm re: women's haircuts. women be CRAZY! hair by fairy in covent garden rocks - no appointments, open til 7, £12.50 plus £2.50 tip for whoever does your hair cos they are all dead nice, very speedy and they know what they're doing. (and there is this utterly gorgeous bikerboy working in there with head-toe buckles and straps and long silky black hair. he looks about 12, but still, you get to surreptitiously watch him in the mirror while you're getting your hair done.)

emsk ( emsk), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:12 (seventeen years ago) link

back to the Anal Cunt tracks already? xpost

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes RJG I did. Apparently Didier Drogba was there but I didn't see him.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

My haircut (number 4) = £8 and takes 5 mins. I give him a tenner, so = £2/min.

Mrs Dr. C takes 2 hours. I reckon it's around £60, but may be more. I am not privy to that information. So approx = 50p/min. Also I know that several glasses of wine are involved.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Hair By Fairy = ones quickest way to obtaining an undesired mullet!

Cut Shop in Euston is good for people who don't want to talk to hairdressers - they are quick and it's £15 or so, and you don't have to make appointments - it is like being in the Japanese Future! Or perhaps just Japan. They have a special haircut vacuum system which means no itchy neck - so they say! I certainly had no itchy neck. My haircut was alright, seeing as I had no idea what I wanted, it was just in the middle of the heatwave and my hair was TOO DARN HEAVY.

I want a haircut again now, but I have just started being complimented on my hair now it is just past shoulder length, and my desperation for SOMETHING about me to look good won't just let me cut it all off at the moment.

Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link

My hair always seems to grow back in to a Glenn McGrath mullet :(

Strangely, it costs me more to have less hair cut-off.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link

But then I guess barbers aren't actually buying your hair to make hair extensions for WAGS.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:22 (seventeen years ago) link

fillets of chicken

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Razorblade cartridges. I still use disposables because the price tag for a pack of 5 cartridges for the Wilkinson Titanimite Scumblitzer 8000 GX is like £10.

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:37 (seventeen years ago) link

you get those disposables w/ the chunky plastic handle w/ rubber grips w/ multiblades w/ soothing strip bit etc etc

RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, I agree w/ you but those disposable ones that are complicated and look a lot like less disposable ones are bonkers

RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:41 (seventeen years ago) link

But disposables are so bad, I think the price differential is probably worth it.

xpost, I have never heard of these boffo new disposables, maybe I'll give 'em a go.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:42 (seventeen years ago) link

bose stereos

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:43 (seventeen years ago) link

you can get a device (an oblong mirror set into the bottom of plastic box, with a slot on the top) that will sharpen both disposable razors and cartridges. it works great!

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

???

RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

tell us more. brief interweb search only reveals obviously bogus "magnetic" sharpener.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Hair By Fairy = ones quickest way to obtaining an undesired mullet!

OT MUTHAFUCKING M

Womens haircuts are stupidly expensive. I haven't had my hair trimmed in a year because the last time I tried to get a trim - just a trim, mind you, chop the ends off, no styling - everywhere I asked wanted to charge me £30. FOR A TRIM!!!

Eventually after asking around, a place did it for about £20, but still. Absurd.

My ex used to get his hair cut at one of those £5 places. I went to get my hair trimmed there - they told me it would be £10 because I had long hair. I just wondered if a male with long hair went in there it would be the same. Grrrr.

I think I may try this cut shop place, but I utilised the Liz self haircutting method this past week.

Trains, also. WTF? The service gets worse and the prices go up. Start making sense, please.

Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i have it at home. it has a patent pending number on the bottom of it. i tried to look it up once but i couldn't find anything online about it except at the US patent office website. it must cost like $5. you could probably do the same thing with a normal mirror and some water, but the slot makes sure you always drag your razor across it at the right angle, which is apparently important.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, and Liberty Print shirts. WTF?

Why are their prices climbing at such an absurd rate?

When I first started buying them, they were £60. They they went up to £65 within about 6 months. The past Xmas, they were at £75. This is all within about two years!

Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

It does look good, Sarah.

I want a haircut.

I suppose with a lapdance you are paying for the memories.

I have noticed this last week that the reduced train service has managed to be on time at least, but that might be due to fewer passengers, sorry, customers.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

>> My ex used to get his hair cut at one of those £5 places. I went to get my hair trimmed there - they told me it would be £10 because I had long hair. I just wondered if a male with long hair went in there it would be the same. Grrrr.

Actually it probably would be the same. I've been charged extra for having a lot cut off.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Dr C (and others) - why don't you just buy clippers and cut it at home? It takes me less than 10 minutes to do it myself and a set of clippers lasts like 100 cuts before it needs replacing/sharpening.

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that guy pressing his fingers on his face to stem the flow of blood after shaving with his re-sharpened disposable razor?

C J (C J), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

It's an idea, Mark. Do you get a set of different length attachements to do say numbers 1-6?

I quite like going to the barber's but you could do it more often at home, and at any time.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want a lot cut of! I just want a trim! Honestly, it's less work to trim long hair than do a proper haircut on short hair!

Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah but we KNOW why sweets in the cinema are so expensive, because the cinema owners know people will pay and are trying to rip you off.

The other thing though is that the cinema exhibition industry has been in a serious crunch for a while, really ever since home video took off as a format. The party line is that they can't make ticket prices any lower and still keep the lights on; the ONLY profit they make is actually in the concessions. Why one chain doesn't knock the price back slightly and try to make its name as the one where you don't have to pay through the nose for concessions is obvious: they would have to run ads proudly proclaiming "Only $2.25 for a box of Junior Mints!" which doesn't sound good even if the going rate is $2.75. So even though everybody who goes to the movies does nothing but gasp in horror at the prices, no individual exhibitor has any incentive at all to cut the prices back.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Things that are bafflingly expensive:

Michael Carrick

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

half of Chelsea's squad. we could go on forever with footballers tho.

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Hair By Fairy = ones quickest way to obtaining an undesired mullet!
OT MUTHAFUCKING M

Indeedy-doody. A few months back Pam, in late stages of pregnancy and not really keen on setting up the mirrors at home to cut her own hair (which is what she usually does), decided to splash out on a HBF cut. Retained her basic bob but with all these 'orrible long bits. I thought she looked OK (from the photos she took) but before I got home she'd lopped off all the superfluous stuff.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't find the Chelsea ones baffling though - Mourinho himself has said Chelsea get ripped off because they are Chelsea. But that still doesn't explain why Man Utd would want to, or even have to, pay £18m for a fairly average player.

(xpost)

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link


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