execrable children's programming pox

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My toddler is 2. My overton window for what is and isn't crap keeps expanding. Lately she's been into videos where adults play with toys of her favourite characters (Night Garden, Frozen, Peppa, etc) -- in fact she'd rather watch the toy videos than the original cartoons. But! They also seem kinda harmless and maybe even encourage imaginative play, even though I find them infuriatingly dull. I guess the Bluey marathons might have to wait to next year.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 11:49 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Daughter just turned two and a half. Her media diet is probably 80% Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, which, while it basically never winks to adults to offer them something for themselves, is about as unobjectionable as can be. However, there is a battle for her soul going on in the remaining 20%. This morning I gave in and let her watch Peppa Pig -- I know it could be a lot worse but all I can say is WHY WHY WHY do they have to pepper every few seconds of the show with those snorts? It's like nails on a chalkboard to me. Was there some market research or some shit that said kids would like that?! Hard for me to imagine...

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 16 September 2022 13:57 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

We watched Daniel Tigers neighbourhood yesterday, after you mentioned it here – I never would’ve noticed it amongst the thousands of other identikit shows on Netflix otherwise. I wouldn’t say it’s a great show – but I’m glad she’s watching it instead of Peppa Pig toy videos on YouTube now.

I like the snorts! It makes it easier to do impressions. Don’t mind it as much as Morty’s repulsive belches which render that show unwatchable to me

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 8 October 2022 09:10 (one year ago) link

Haha good connection - Rick and Morty definitely took the mantle from Peppa Pig on the curious choice to intersperse bodily noises with dialogue as part of your core aural aesthetic.

Daniel Tiger is not very high on the artistry/creativity scale but the characters all model kindness and are never annoying (ok, the repetitive songs can get annoying). More than a few of the lessons have been great tools in teaching things in our home from emotion regulation to trying new foods to toileting.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 9 October 2022 15:17 (one year ago) link

“Grownups come back” is a banger.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 9 October 2022 23:29 (one year ago) link

You’re telling me, i sing it as a bedtime song most nights (by request ofc)

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 10 October 2022 01:09 (one year ago) link

I do like the piano flourish before the final verse.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 10 October 2022 01:09 (one year ago) link

My kids prefer the extended dance remix

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 October 2022 10:07 (one year ago) link

Oh man Daniel Tiger was like a third parent for my kid. Def not meant for adults, but surprisingly effected. Grownups come back for sure. And one about going to the bathroom was big for us.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 12 October 2022 14:27 (one year ago) link

I still have those songs in my head, "You've got to try new foods cause they might taste good!"

Goo-oo-oo-ood!

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 13 October 2022 15:43 (one year ago) link


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