"Maroon 5 is band you're going to be hearing a lot of for many years to come!"

One thing I’ve learned from these leaked text messages is that he definitely writes all his own lyrics

xp Twitter cliches like “can’t stop thinking about/and it’s everything/i’m dead” about as egregious as dude’s tattoos at the point.

tell me my display name isn't poetry

OP seems p ironic at this point.

this twitter thread p much covers the grossness of him & unsurprising nature of the “breaking news”

look if Adam Levine wasn't cheating on his supermodel wife with a Model Mayhem girl then I'd be worried

— Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) September 20, 2022

Once w/in a 6 mnth period I ran into Adam 3 x’s. Each time he told me the story of how we went on a date when we were 10. Didn’t I remember? He was in love w me. I never called him again apparently. It destroyed him. I didn’t remember. I still don’t.

— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

Yet each time he told it to me again w more fervor. So excited. Desperate. Until finally the 3rd time at the Rosevelt after saying again I just didn’t recall & leaving him to his models, he walked past me & said,” why do you act like you’re better than everyone.” & flitted away

— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

It’s always stuck w me as it was intended to. Teach me not to forget a narcissist. Him and jake both the Jewish American princesses of Brentwood. Mean girls.

— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

OP got a shout out in the latest Your Favorite Band Sucks pod on Maroon 5...

https://www.yfbspod.com/maroon-5-sucks

Syphilis hasn't killed him yet?!

My favorite messageboard sucks.

I seriously doubt that Maroon 5 are Anyone's Favourite Band.

I remember this thread, great revive

The 13-year-old poster from early on is probably now 31

People who say "I wish I'd been wrong" ?

cheeky lad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKi8f_bddfc