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It takes about 10 minutes just for the bath to run. While that is happening, I apply wash my face and apply a face pack. Then I shave my legs, wash hair ect. Then I get out of the bath and do other girlie stuff like paint my toes and moisturise my elbows.

I also have to pack. I'm leaving work now, bye!

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

I changed my mind. Tracer has been fapped. He seemed surprised that I was keeping an eye on the footie.

I thought of another one - The Damned can either be singular or plural.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:37 (twenty years ago) link

How come we couldn't stop talking about hookers?

p.s. I don't think the 38 actually runs at night.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago) link

Glasgow buses aren't something I've ever thought it was worth the trouble learning about. You rented a taxi?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:12 (twenty years ago) link

I am going to regret this, isn't I?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago) link

I hired a hooker.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago) link

hookah
snuka
...

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:18 (twenty years ago) link

No, I hired a damn pedlar to carry me home on his back. He knifed a few people on the way who were singing too loud.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link

we should have talked about hookahs.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

There's a hippie hookah place off Kilmarnock Road near the shopping center if you really wanna know. I don't even know what that means either but I swear it's there.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:28 (twenty years ago) link

We have Tchai Ovna for all our hookah needs. Richard - do your work.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago) link

haha I was in tchai ovna tonight and, for the first time in my life, tried a hookah. synchronicity innit.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago) link

How was the hookah for you?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago) link

it was... okay actually. a bit cherry.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago) link

I find them ultimately unsatisfying.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:47 (twenty years ago) link

Like hookers, I imagine.

I don't imagine very often.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago) link

haha you're always at the hookers?

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago) link

lots of flavour coming out but very little on the way in.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago) link

text from Cathy: "Cozen - I am in Paris eating pistachios by the Seine. I think you'd like it." *grumble grumble jealous jealous*

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago) link

my flavour comment about hookahs, OK?

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

my text from Cathy: "Nick - I am in Paris pissing in the Seine. I feel strangely bohemian."

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

my text from cathy: "in sex shop with status quo"

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

I was in a Moroccan restaurant last nite and they had hookahs. Except on the menu they called them "hubblybubbly pipees".

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 06:33 (twenty years ago) link

I feel so dirty, I just bought a suit.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:51 (twenty years ago) link

Are you going to resolve the ambiguity of that sentence?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 11:21 (twenty years ago) link

he but/cut it too short : ((/))

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 11:28 (twenty years ago) link

buying a suit, man!

― hippyozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:18 (twenty years ago) link

Are no posts on this thread to be longer than twenty words?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago) link

It's the Postcard aesthetic, you old hippy!

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago) link

The sound of 'young' Scotland.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

'Scotland'.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 21:29 (twenty years ago) link

Racist.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link

You fapped without me! Glasgow is still better than Paris, even if we don't have a Pompidou Centre. Just to make it clear: I didn't piss in the Seine.

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 23 April 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago) link

what the fuck does FAP stand for? (unrelatedly: what's ET short for?)

as much as I love Glasgow (and i do love it rather pathetically at times) I ain't buying that preference, cathy...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:46 (twenty years ago) link

Fancy a Pint, Errol Thompson.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:59 (twenty years ago) link

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 23 April 2004 08:00 (twenty years ago) link

It's the Postcard aesthetic, you old hippy!

Oh, I've never heard of that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago) link

apparently seinfeld was in tinderbox last week (source: my new belle).

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

NEW BELLE?

Is this ...the one? If not, does she know about ...the one?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry - in all the belle excitement I neglected to get amazed about the Seinfeld in Tinderbox thing. How could this possibly be?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

Jerry Seinfeld's a funny guy.

how could JS be in Glasgow??? How did my brother not know?

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago) link

new belle, yes, nick. (she has a nice name too: eilidh.) you should read the 'dear [random]...' thread.

no, not her but another her.

all morley fans, notice: copies of '± nothing' are being sold in muzic zone (sauchiehall street) for £2.97 when its RRP is £11.99 - you should hurry along.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 24 April 2004 00:50 (twenty years ago) link

it's so weird that glasgow could still be trying.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 24 April 2004 03:24 (twenty years ago) link

I didn't mean that.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 24 April 2004 03:24 (twenty years ago) link

It's OK, RJG, I understand. Don't forget my card.

What if the Morley fans already have a copy of ± Nothing, cozen? I'm not sure if I am a Morley fan, but I have one. I haven't read it. I think I paid £2.99 for it, about three years ago. I was diddled.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 24 April 2004 10:23 (twenty years ago) link

spotted, again: robbie lumsden, sat just off kelvin bridge, outside glasgow academy, at about midnight tonight. with chris (? he played football, once).

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:20 (twenty years ago) link

I think I like '± nothing', N..

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:46 (twenty years ago) link

I tried Glasgow in the triumvirate's absence. It was OK! Two French girls said I sucked but then said I was the nicest boy in Glasgow. It meant ± nothing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 25 April 2004 04:17 (twenty years ago) link

we could play pool, in the triumvirate's absence?

actually, how long are they gone?

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 April 2004 09:06 (twenty years ago) link

...said I was the nicest boy in Glasgow

Nice to see that you are covering well for 96 in his absence.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 April 2004 09:09 (twenty years ago) link

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