POLL paul simon - the rhythm of the saints

^^^ could be a Simon lyric

And there is no doubt about it
He had a PBS Membership

There's a guy in New Zealand on eBay selling the DVD
I said, "Hey, man, don't I know you from the cinematographer's party?!"
But here I am I'm still buying his shit

(bass solo)

There is a guy in North New Zealand
He calls himself the human trampoline
And sometimes when I'm falling, flying, tumbling in turmoil
I say, "Whoah, so this is what he means."
He means we're selling it on eBay

Selling it on eBay
to Memphis Tennessee
Selling it on eBay
The shipping will be free

(horn break)

Memphis being the home of FedEx of course

Of course.

You know the nearer your destination, the more you're FedExing away

Dracula FedExed himself to Memphis iirc.