Real England

last line needs three exclamation marks

wishing calz's foe a very cost of vanning crisis

"But he's a hard worker" is the employment equivalent of "But they've got a good personality".

yep, behind nearly every workplace arsehole is an enabler

I've talked to 3 other people who previously worked with him and they were all in agreement that working with him was way too stressful and his unacceptably awful behaviour is enabled by a management clique who think he's a "character". One of them told me he got walled by a 19 yr old Labourer after running his mouth and was so humiliated he never returned to that site. Heh! I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall.

I mis-read that as Labrador

that would have been good as well!

My opinion is that if someone's an arsehole, it doesn't matter how good they are at their job. Their behaviour is having a negative effect on their co-workers.

It doesn't matter what skills they have, they're a net loss and need to go. Especially if they in any sense come into contact with customers.

Obviously but if management think they're useful they turn a blind eye. Speaking from experience here as there's one particular guy where I work with who is a horrendous bully, just completely unemployable anywhere else, but because he works really hard and knows his job inside out he's allowed to get away with - despite all the anti-bullying/harrassment programmes and schemes and box ticking shite management bombard us with. The other factor is that he's a snitch and an inside man and when I worked with him he would spend an hour in the manager's office every morning telling her - whether she wanted to hear it or not - how badly everyone had done their job the day before. When we got a new overall manager I tried to gather lots of evidence on his horrible behaviour to present to her - all that happened is I got moved on and he quickly made himself indispensable to her by bypassing his line manager and going directly to her to inform on his colleagues. Thankfully I don't have to work with him anymore!

You can’t park there mate. pic.twitter.com/rv7I0XeaxH

— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) July 13, 2023

what the hell is going on here

gonna have to reanimate tennyson for this one

I'm guessing by the amount of fat people present it's some far right protest.

ℹ️ Due to an incident on the pitch occurring shortly after half time, tonight's match has been abandoned by the referee.#WorClub ⚪️⚫️

— Gateshead FC (@GatesheadFC) July 21, 2023

What the fuck Dunston v Gateshead #DunstonUTS pic.twitter.com/3sZGLZVh7t

— 𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 🌹 (@AlexanderSoper) July 21, 2023

beat summary

Lmao the "incident" was two cars - one of them a fucking hearse! - driven round the pitch by armed men throwing leaflets out the windows claiming someone at the football club is a paedophile https://t.co/t2I5URi1zw

— Samplo Corvodina (@TreborRhurbarb) July 21, 2023

this is "thread completed" territory

"What the fuck is goin' on?"

I want that written on my tombstone.

I wonder if the paedo accusation is part of the larger Qbert bullshit

he also ran as a tory in local elections in 2007 and did worse than the bnp pic.twitter.com/A2S0l4CyqB

— chris (@ChrisKPH) July 21, 2023

I'm sure this Wraith character has popped up on here before, same surname as my corporeal and extremely loud next door neighbours

I'm more interested in the hearse, complete with flowers, doing donuts and then being abandoned. did they steal it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rOfJAbIJ-8

i mean i can see someone not locking a hearse because who'd steal one?

Leeds, 1980s.

Photo © Peter Mitchell. pic.twitter.com/vlwILcy7lv

— British Culture Archive (@britcultarchive) August 16, 2023

lol

it's a beautiful photo

https://news.sky.com/story/sarah-moulds-ex-teacher-tells-court-her-life-has-been-torn-to-pieces-by-pony-hitting-case-12945975

Quite a photo

it's the only language they understand

the horse walloper

Take that, Dobbin.

i don't know what that horse did but there is a lot of pearl clutching around disciplining animals. it's not as if you can sit them down and explain what they did wrong.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjMyMWRmNDktZDNjMC00MmYyLWFlNzgtODM0OTg0MTUwZjk2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTMxMzA3NDQ4._V1_.jpg

She punched the horse in the face and is part of a foxhunting group. She's obviously a twat and I highly doubt she has any empathy for her animals.

in the footage i saw she was kicking it too, it wasn't just ("just") one punch

it's not as if you can sit them down and explain what they did wrong.

same for small children iirc

ahhh now i've seen the video. okay wtf. and a fox hunter as well! i should probably follow these links before i shoot my mouth off, sorry

tracer hand? puncher horse morelike

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/25/woman-filmed-kicking-and-slapping-a-horse-cleared-of-animal-cruelty

Moulds, and several friends and family who have supported her throughout proceedings, wept as the verdict was delivered.

Can a horse cry?

it's at times like this that we need AA Gill to come back to life and write a book about travelling to a third world country to punch a horse

when I say "need" I mean

i forgot Gill was dead and i've just realised it's cos i always confuse him with AN Wilson

blurred her face in the video, huge banner photo of her 4 inches higher up.

A Great British Fight

The Battle of Byker. pic.twitter.com/aqITcwbzJy

— 𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 (@NUFCDeenJam) August 25, 2023

You shouldn't laugh but...

Auditions for the reboot of Byker Grove got out of hand.

somewhere in the north I see, I assume it's always like that

xp Let's Get Ready To Rumble oh wait you've already started...

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/inside-raby-what-customers-really-18689188

when I lived in the north-east the Chronicle would regularly publish an article every few years about how the Raby was under new management and was now a pleasant place to drink/shaking off its bad reputation etc, gland to see this tradition continues