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that vigil in detail:

https://media.tenor.com/J-rdbCkiZSsAAAAC/fire-burning.gif

mark s, Friday, 29 September 2023 18:22 (seven months ago) link

captain sir syca moore

mark s, Friday, 29 September 2023 18:58 (seven months ago) link

Wait 'til these people find out the sycamore is a (relatively) recent immigrant.

I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Friday, 29 September 2023 19:19 (seven months ago) link

old not bold

A slogan we can unite under

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 29 September 2023 20:20 (seven months ago) link

does rishi not realise what a vote winner it would be if the police could just go ahead saw this man off just above his feet without all the legal red tape nonsense?

blazin' squab (NickB), Friday, 29 September 2023 20:25 (seven months ago) link

The BBC live feed earlier today read like a brass eye episode

Ste, Friday, 29 September 2023 20:30 (seven months ago) link

I got idea man

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Friday, 29 September 2023 20:33 (seven months ago) link

bring back the birch?

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 September 2023 20:36 (seven months ago) link

Real chef's kiss

The sycamore tree on Hadrian’s Wall is as close as our culture got to a sacred tree - venerated, visited, endlessly represented - anachronistic in age weaving Robin Hood and St Oswald and the frontier forts and tribes of the Roman wall - and now felled like the druids’ groves pic.twitter.com/QJ2CgNMjGK

— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) September 28, 2023

xyzzzz__, Friday, 29 September 2023 20:48 (seven months ago) link

It's not even eccentrically knotty and interesting in a way which distinguishes it from millions of other average trees. Fucking stupid cunt.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 29 September 2023 20:54 (seven months ago) link

just erect a gallows in the same spot imo

blazin' squab (NickB), Friday, 29 September 2023 20:55 (seven months ago) link

there it is:
https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2012/08/24/oswestry-bus-doubles-up-as-moving-work-of-art/

exactly apparently most historians no longer believe that oswestry was the site of st oswald's death in some inter-tribal war (and resulting tree). back then it were all (battle)fields round here lad…

also wasn't it the romans that cut down the druidic groves?

mark s, Friday, 29 September 2023 21:02 (seven months ago) link

i think one can think its a shitty thing to do and agree its not as bad as boatloads of desperate people drowning and want the 16 yr old and accomplices to hang, let's get ambitious for the feelings we can feel here

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 29 September 2023 21:04 (seven months ago) link

always have to check whether oswestry is in england or wales. it's to the west of wrexham fer gawd's sake

blazin' squab (NickB), Friday, 29 September 2023 21:07 (seven months ago) link

I spent a night in a Premier Inn in an industrial estate on the outskirts of Oswestry this summer. Real England/Wales.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 29 September 2023 21:08 (seven months ago) link

The playlist in the restaurant featured Freedom by Wham and one Sheena Easton's hits

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 29 September 2023 21:10 (seven months ago) link

*one of

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 29 September 2023 21:11 (seven months ago) link

sugar walls i hope?

blazin' squab (NickB), Friday, 29 September 2023 21:12 (seven months ago) link

torn here between defending my marchlands heritage and making an offa's dyke joke

mark s, Friday, 29 September 2023 21:13 (seven months ago) link

That proves nothing, Edinburgh's to the west of Bristol.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Friday, 29 September 2023 21:13 (seven months ago) link

I was confused but turns out there were 2 St Oswalds and I was thinking of the other one. tbf St Oswald #2 was from Worcester which is not v far from Shropshire

Colonel Poo, Friday, 29 September 2023 21:17 (seven months ago) link

Known colloquially as "Ozzy"

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 29 September 2023 21:20 (seven months ago) link

imagine booking the wrong st oswald as your after-dinner speaker, how embarrassing would that be?

blazin' squab (NickB), Friday, 29 September 2023 21:22 (seven months ago) link

https://www.earlybritishkingdoms.com/adversaries/bios/images/oswald_worcester.jpg http://www.pravoslavie.ru/sas/image/101836/183611.p.jpg

no, no, no, we wanted the crow guy! fucking nightmare

blazin' squab (NickB), Friday, 29 September 2023 21:25 (seven months ago) link

the worcester guy (a saint and an archbishop, of york) is not the oswald's tree guy (a saint and a king, of northumbria) tho: the tree guy mostly made war on the welsh but then died in battle in (or possibly not in) oswestry fighting penda of mercia

as for the sycamore gap tree, it ""escaped damage on 30 May 2003 when a helicopter filming British Isles – A Natural History crashed around 30 metres (98 ft) away, narrowly avoiding presenter Alan Titchmarsh" -- truly it weaves together all our legends

sky news reports: "the tree is reportedly 300 years old and was planted between 1860 and 1890, according to the National Trust"

mark s, Friday, 29 September 2023 21:35 (seven months ago) link

i think they must mean the "WOKE national trust"

mark s, Friday, 29 September 2023 21:36 (seven months ago) link

sky news reports: "the tree is reportedly 300 years old and was planted between 1860 and 1890, according to the National Trust"

Had to check this and yeah it's there on the pagehttps://news.sky.com/story/could-the-tree-at-sycamore-gap-be-saved-and-why-is-it-so-famous-12972287

Hoping that's not the National Trust's error

https://imageupload.io/ib/vTFjwaNL8G3tTpM_1696033577.jpg

glumdalclitch, Saturday, 30 September 2023 00:30 (seven months ago) link

I'm curious about the 60 year old guy they arrested

"Gramps, okay if I take the chainsaw out tonight?"

"By all means, boy, just be careful and return it clean and refueled, have fun"

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 30 September 2023 00:33 (seven months ago) link

I think you'd have to be pretty skilled with a chainsaw to have felled that tree, which is why I was kinda skeptical it was just some local tearaway.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 September 2023 00:40 (seven months ago) link

the info is already out seemingly, a disgruntled pair- one let go from a national trust apprenticeship the other from a farm job

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 September 2023 00:46 (seven months ago) link

xpost: from the looks of the stump seems like they just ran the cut in from opposite sides with no sign of a scarf. good way to get yourself squished.

no lime tangier, Saturday, 30 September 2023 00:55 (seven months ago) link

I thought the same thing, it didn't look like an experienced woodman's cut

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 30 September 2023 01:01 (seven months ago) link

sky news reports: "the tree is reportedly 300 years old and was planted between 1860 and 1890, according to the National Trust"
if only we knew of a way to determine a tree's age...

StanM, Saturday, 30 September 2023 02:03 (seven months ago) link

Tbf it is possible that the tree was already quite old when it was planted in that spot - they were already shifting fairly large trees around in the 18th century to build landscaped gardens:

https://blogs.unimelb.edu.au/librarycollections/2016/09/08/the-eminently-capable-mr-brown-lancelot-capability-brown-and-his-magnificent-tree-moving-machine/

blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 06:23 (seven months ago) link

Basically you're not going to sow an acorn if the client wants you to plant a specimen tree

blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 06:34 (seven months ago) link

Victorian squirrels were demanding

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 30 September 2023 06:41 (seven months ago) link

they should've asked for more than just one tree then, this guy otm:

The issue is less the felled sycamore tree than the utterly sheep-wrecked landscape in which it stood. https://t.co/xFdCMWqqHX pic.twitter.com/gpo1m6e8Jr

— Ben Goldsmith (@BenGoldsmith) September 29, 2023

blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 06:47 (seven months ago) link

Newsflash from the youth hostel bar I'm in, where on the big screen the BBC are mad for sycamore drama: a second tree has been planted in the gap, I repeat, a second tree has been planted in the gap

imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 08:05 (seven months ago) link

crisis averted!

blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 08:34 (seven months ago) link

me on shrooms: pic.twitter.com/eQwMSg0CgK

— Emma Szewczak (@EmmaSzewczak) September 29, 2023

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:35 (seven months ago) link

unleash the entwives!

mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:37 (seven months ago) link

time to plant the only mallorn north of elfland (buckinghamshire)

mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:40 (seven months ago) link

Aye it’s shocking 🌳🌳🌳 pic.twitter.com/1hEUuGg81u

— CrowTours (@CrowTours88) September 29, 2023

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:42 (seven months ago) link

I've been working as a gardener since the pandemic and must've chopped down and dug up hundreds of infant sycamores in that time, feel like the lucy letby of arboriculturalists right now :(

blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:46 (seven months ago) link

the entire country discovering in real time how plants work lol

mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:57 (seven months ago) link


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