retired from acting many years ago amirite?
― no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 October 2023 08:38 (seven months ago) link
His final film has just been released.
― steely flan (suzy), Saturday, 14 October 2023 08:49 (seven months ago) link
Just heard him on the radio. He's written a novel. Spare us.
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Saturday, 14 October 2023 12:37 (seven months ago) link
only supposed to blow the bloody dust-jacket off
― mark s, Saturday, 14 October 2023 12:49 (seven months ago) link
this is some Real England shit right here
Workers on London’s Millennium Bridge are hanging a bale of straw under the structure after triggering an ancient bylaw.
Repair works to the footbridge mean straw must be dangled to warn oncoming boats of the work going on beneath it.
According to the Port of London Thames Byelaws, clause 36.2: “When the headroom of an arch or span of a bridge is reduced from its usual limits, but that arch or span is not closed to navigation, the person in control of the bridge must suspend from the centre of that arch or span by day a bundle of straw large enough to be conspicuous and by night a white light.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 17:52 (seven months ago) link
weak sauce! the REAL real england is the yearly paying of the QUIT RENTS = a blunt knife, a sharp knife, six horeshoes and 61 nails, for two parcels of land of uncertain location in shropshire and hertfordshire, rent now paid annually for some eight centuries
https://www.liverycompanies.info/fellowship-of-clerks/sheriff-matters/quit-rents.pdf
― mark s, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 18:20 (seven months ago) link
https://Twitter.com/mrjacklowe/status/1715788692298608954?s=46&t=zQbxLGLurMqWqcXnRpq5zA
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 22 October 2023 09:15 (six months ago) link
Chiltern Railways apologise for David Bowie pic.twitter.com/YQe2lHUKha— simon read (@simonnread) October 25, 2023
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 12:14 (six months ago) link
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/23911145.elderly-couple-threaten-go-police-meal-brewers-fayre/
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 November 2023 10:54 (six months ago) link
i understand, it’s a lot
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 November 2023 11:21 (six months ago) link
brewers fayre
― mark s, Thursday, 9 November 2023 11:22 (six months ago) link
I’ve never heard of a chicken allergy.
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 November 2023 12:59 (six months ago) link
look i think we can agree they're deeply irritating people with too much time on their hands who shouldn't be encouraged and indulged by the gutter local press without calling them liars
― no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 November 2023 13:06 (six months ago) link
they both have the allergy it seems
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 November 2023 13:46 (six months ago) link
and they are both FURIOUS
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 November 2023 13:47 (six months ago) link
if I had a chicken allergy I would simply not order the chicken item
― boxedjoy, Thursday, 9 November 2023 14:00 (six months ago) link
i would order "left* ribs no chicken"
*to include right ribs
― mark s, Thursday, 9 November 2023 14:19 (six months ago) link
s/b "none chicken left* ribs"
*includes right ribs
― mark s, Thursday, 9 November 2023 14:21 (six months ago) link
gimme the surf and turf, double the turf, no surfso… two steaks then?NO!!!! i’m allergic to fish!!!!!! *loses mind*
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 November 2023 15:34 (six months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYHFMBAwZho
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 November 2023 15:46 (six months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/cgr8UKg.png
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 13 November 2023 14:03 (six months ago) link
They keep getting Normaler and Normaler. pic.twitter.com/EkvxTlQsjV— Chłoddy (@OfSymbols) November 13, 2023
― glumdalclitch, Monday, 13 November 2023 15:20 (six months ago) link
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/67432970
Ultra-marathon runner Joasia Zakrzewski has been banned for 12 months by UK Athletics for using a car in a race. Zakrzewski accepted a medal and trophy for finishing third in the 2023 GB Ultras Manchester to Liverpool 50-mile race on 7 April.Tracking information later showed she travelled by car for about 2.5 miles before continuing the race.Zakrzewski claimed she told officials she used a car and finished the race "in a non-competitive way".
"The claimant had collected the trophy at the end of the race, something which she should have not done if she was completing the race on a non-competitive basis," said an independent disciplinary panel.
"She also did not seek to return the trophy in the week following the race.
"Even if she was suffering from brain fog on the day of the race, she had a week following the race to realise her actions and return the trophy, which she did not do.
"Finally, she posted about the race on social media, and this did not disclose that she had completed the race on a non-competitive basis."
― piscesx, Wednesday, 15 November 2023 21:12 (six months ago) link
If you could push a button to fast-forward to the end of the race, would you?
― kinder, Wednesday, 15 November 2023 23:13 (six months ago) link
ultramatathons aren't really about the finish line though, they're about uber drivers we meet along the way
― blazin' squab (NickB), Thursday, 16 November 2023 00:52 (six months ago) link
"Finally, she posted about the race on social media"
It's only the definite article there that makes this an unusual story
― The narrative of arthur gordon pimp of nantucket (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 November 2023 19:37 (six months ago) link
A different take on the thread title but I love this series - "Blossom Trees and Burnt Out Cars" - A reinterpretation of "the countryside" through the prism of radical history, urban flowerboxes and more
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0cl4wxx
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 10:31 (five months ago) link
Not Real Ireland
wkd and guinness 🥰 pic.twitter.com/V26yVTy4oI— hammy. (@iamhamesh) November 28, 2023
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 14:26 (five months ago) link
want
― Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:16 (five months ago) link
lived with a Spanish guy once, he was a prick but anyway he introduced me to kalimotxo (red wine + coke) which I loved and spent the following decade introducing to house parties, so I have no business looking down on this tbh
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:32 (five months ago) link
Is this a new trend? I pretty much only drink Guinness and have been asked about the wkd mix three times in the last month
― nxd, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:34 (five months ago) link
is this shopped? my eyesight is crap and I can't always identify obvious photoshops but I thought guinness would be heavier than blue wkd or maybe my booze science is bad.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:37 (five months ago) link
gasoline/blue wkd would look good, that would float
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:45 (five months ago) link
https://www.irishcentral.com/culture/guinness-defies-laws-of-physics
― mark s, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:46 (five months ago) link
This isn't that different to a Black Velvet in principle
― Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:46 (five months ago) link
I have just spent a few minutes on youtube and can confirm it's true, the guiness is poured over the back of a spoon and is full of bubbles.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:49 (five months ago) link
I've done guinness and cider before, but never guinness and champagne. Champagne is so overrated I can only imagine it being improved by mixing other booze with it.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 16:03 (five months ago) link
this prick
Today, I had to evict somebody out of my property with a chainsaw. If they were at a hotel and refused to check out, security would break entry within the hour. My lawyer suggested I send a certified bailiff, but I figured it was more fun doing it myself. pic.twitter.com/NSG8a63mb7— Samuel Leeds (@samuel_leeds) December 13, 2023
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 14 December 2023 12:00 (five months ago) link
a certified bailiff has powers that he himself probably doesn't have.
he's obviously a dick and is being told as much in all the replies.
― koogs, Thursday, 14 December 2023 12:12 (five months ago) link
https://t.co/haaR4f04y6 pic.twitter.com/xX76HKp4wJ— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) December 14, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 14 December 2023 15:54 (five months ago) link
sounds like he's not a 'former' illusionist after all
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 December 2023 17:40 (five months ago) link
happy christmas
@sainsburys cancelling my turkey crown (pre ordered on 3rd Dec ref 821005409) on Xmas eve and also the ham joint but replacing it with 4 ham slices. Absolutely appalling pic.twitter.com/IwcGFERiTQ— Jack Rice (@jackosboss) December 24, 2023
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 25 December 2023 01:45 (four months ago) link
Better get to raisin' turkeys yourself if you want one next year
― 1980 Jackanory spinoff (Matt #2), Monday, 25 December 2023 02:38 (four months ago) link
Modarn day christmas carol scrooj orders biggest turkey in shop for bob cratchit but they're out of stock and substituted with pack of turkey twizzlers
― Ethinically Ambigaus (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 25 December 2023 12:24 (four months ago) link
This is incredible…What you might call a win win situation
Some fella on TikTok there wearing a muzzle in solidarity with his XL bully, 2024 is off to a flyer pic.twitter.com/o2l8AGnMAP— Laura (@_laurag23) January 1, 2024
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 1 January 2024 17:13 (four months ago) link
it would be unfair to say that every XL Bully owner calls their dog something like "Mauler" but it's probably in the 90th percentile
― emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 January 2024 17:47 (four months ago) link
Mayhem on Dolomite Avenue, which appears to be in Coventry
― CDs sound better than vinyl (Matt #2), Monday, 1 January 2024 17:53 (four months ago) link
what's in a name you might ask. I used to know of this guy known as "Killer" and to my shock it turned out he wasn't a very nice person. If he's not serving time rn he's probably got one of these vile creatures.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 1 January 2024 18:01 (four months ago) link
There was a case in Maryland with a dog named “Mayhem” that killed a child.
― Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 1 January 2024 20:42 (four months ago) link
Happy new year @BBCMaryam pic.twitter.com/Z6ExkS2SIj— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) January 1, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 1 January 2024 23:56 (four months ago) link