happy christmas
@sainsburys cancelling my turkey crown (pre ordered on 3rd Dec ref 821005409) on Xmas eve and also the ham joint but replacing it with 4 ham slices. Absolutely appalling pic.twitter.com/IwcGFERiTQ— Jack Rice (@jackosboss) December 24, 2023
― š šš¢šØ (caek), Monday, 25 December 2023 01:45 (four months ago) link
Better get to raisin' turkeys yourself if you want one next year
― 1980 Jackanory spinoff (Matt #2), Monday, 25 December 2023 02:38 (four months ago) link
Modarn day christmas carol scrooj orders biggest turkey in shop for bob cratchit but they're out of stock and substituted with pack of turkey twizzlers
― Ethinically Ambigaus (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 25 December 2023 12:24 (four months ago) link
This is incredibleā¦What you might call a win win situation
Some fella on TikTok there wearing a muzzle in solidarity with his XL bully, 2024 is off to a flyer pic.twitter.com/o2l8AGnMAP— Laura (@_laurag23) January 1, 2024
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 1 January 2024 17:13 (four months ago) link
it would be unfair to say that every XL Bully owner calls their dog something like "Mauler" but it's probably in the 90th percentile
― emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 January 2024 17:47 (four months ago) link
Mayhem on Dolomite Avenue, which appears to be in Coventry
― CDs sound better than vinyl (Matt #2), Monday, 1 January 2024 17:53 (four months ago) link
what's in a name you might ask. I used to know of this guy known as "Killer" and to my shock it turned out he wasn't a very nice person. If he's not serving time rn he's probably got one of these vile creatures.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 1 January 2024 18:01 (four months ago) link
There was a case in Maryland with a dog named āMayhemā that killed a child.
― Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 1 January 2024 20:42 (four months ago) link
Happy new year @BBCMaryam pic.twitter.com/Z6ExkS2SIj— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) January 1, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 1 January 2024 23:56 (four months ago) link
Look North has started a new feature called āhow big is your hole?ā pic.twitter.com/ngoNDDRBaB— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) January 4, 2024
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 4 January 2024 09:34 (four months ago) link
Can you fucking imagine seeing someone doing this irl, just tattoo ācuntā on your forehead and you get the same effect and can drink easier
Dad wears muzzle to pub and sips pint through straw in solidarity with XL Bullyhttps://t.co/4jCVeWYQym pic.twitter.com/RLASyPu57N— The Mirror (@DailyMirror) January 4, 2024
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Thursday, 4 January 2024 12:20 (four months ago) link
He went on to savage a nearby kid as a further show of solidarity
― emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 January 2024 12:33 (four months ago) link
Heās probably got a bag to pick up his own shit.
― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 4 January 2024 12:37 (four months ago) link
lol thank u ilx this is good work here
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 January 2024 12:38 (four months ago) link
i think "XL Bully" may be one for the marketing of masculinity thread
― koogs, Thursday, 4 January 2024 12:40 (four months ago) link
This is more than can be said for most XL Bully owners!
― steely flan (suzy), Thursday, 4 January 2024 12:58 (four months ago) link
One of my kids is currently visiting my sister in Leeds, and my sister's partner is apparently being an unbearable snob about the dumbest British things. I guess they went to a candy shop on the ocean and he freaked out that one of his kids wanted a watermelon flavored something but he refused because it was an "American" candy flavor. Then he complained that they have the wrong type of bacon in America to make a bacon roll. Most recently he supposedly went on a rant when my daughter mentioned how the Banoffee pie was similar to a banana cream pie. "No, you're dismissing the history behind it! This is what I hate about Americans saying they have the same thing! It's uniquely British! It's so special and there are all these little minute differences!" I think she is going to start trolling him. I told her to insist Americans invented bananas.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 January 2024 14:48 (four months ago) link
On your side on all of this except the bacon roll
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 January 2024 14:51 (four months ago) link
I don't even know what a bacon roll is but it sounds gross.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 January 2024 14:52 (four months ago) link
I've literally just had one, fucking delicious.
― Little Billy Love (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 January 2024 14:57 (four months ago) link
it's a BLT without the L and T, with better bacon and bread
― mark s, Sunday, 7 January 2024 15:04 (four months ago) link
fried egg and bacon roll is more my thing or a good BLT, not those insipid supermarket BLTs. A freshly made one with coleslaw as well. Bacon on it's own feels like an incomplete sandwich to me.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 7 January 2024 15:13 (four months ago) link
There's some butter and ketchup in there to keep it company
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 January 2024 15:14 (four months ago) link
would love more watermelon flavoured stuff in the UK tho
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 7 January 2024 15:23 (four months ago) link
Fish & chips is a combination of a french dish (freedom fries) with a way of preparing fish brought over by Portuguese jews, see if that gets a reaction.
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 7 January 2024 15:54 (four months ago) link
lol I think he already laid claim to chips/fries when my daughter and my sister both admitted they preferred crispy fries to mushy fries and he took offense.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 January 2024 15:56 (four months ago) link
Banoffee pie was apparently inspired by a San Fran baker's recipe only as recently as 1971. In other words, "real" England.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 January 2024 16:00 (four months ago) link
banoffee pie is a terrible name, it should be renamed after a famous singer, like peach melba: banana gaga
― mark s, Sunday, 7 January 2024 16:08 (four months ago) link
Hannah Banana was right there
― emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 January 2024 16:12 (four months ago) link
Three slices of smoked back bacon on a toasted hoagie roll, onion marmalade under, ketchup over. Eaten this morning.
Josh, would your kid like fish finger sandwiches?
― steely flan (suzy), Sunday, 7 January 2024 16:39 (four months ago) link
Most recently he supposedly went on a rant when my daughter mentioned how the Banoffee pie was similar to a banana cream pie. "No, you're dismissing the history behind it! This is what I hate about Americans saying they have the same thing! It's uniquely British! It's so special and there are all these little minute differences!"
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Sunday, 7 January 2024 16:42 (four months ago) link
She's not just teen, she's 19! I doubt she would eat a fish finger sandwich now, but when she was little she would probably have eaten the fish and bread separately, the former with (yes) ketchup and the latter plain.
And yeah, I think my common law brother in law is kind of lame, afaict (I haven't spent much time with him). He's a bright guy and plays in a band but has this unbreakable/unbearable bond with the north of England and yet, simultaneously, a shallow and tedious dislike of "authority" (which allegedly lead him to leave school at a really young age, which may in turn have amplified his shoulder-chip, who knows).
We have tried trolling before, but it's not always that satisfying. Like when they were visiting the States and it was overcast and we were all "I bet it reminds you of home!" and he freaked out. "It's not always like this in England!!! Americans always think every day is gloomy and rainy!"
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 January 2024 16:52 (four months ago) link
Not sure who the teenager is there tbh
― Little Billy Love (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 January 2024 16:53 (four months ago) link
xp oh no I know the type already. Sees London paralysed by snow or airports shut or something and sends out memes āNortherners, time to put your big coat onā. Tedious.
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:01 (four months ago) link
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/put-your-big-coat-on-how-to-survive-the-coming-winter-by-a-northerner-20210924212416
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:02 (four months ago) link
He refuses to even go to London. Like, my kids: maybe we can meet up in London! Him: why would anyone want to go there?! Us (to ourselves): why would anyone want to go to Leeds? He's not even some burley bloke or whatever, he's basically a big indie dork, which makes him extra insufferable.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:05 (four months ago) link
a professional northerner from Leeds who is in a band and who does a fair bit of whiny belligerent culinary jingoism when with foreign guests, either for fun or maybe seriously idk? But I'm certain he sounds like a dickhead. But it might just the way you are making them sound here!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:14 (four months ago) link
He refuses to even go to London
that London, to use the correct terminology
― Little Billy Love (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:17 (four months ago) link
xpost Maybe! I've been trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. Fwiw I don't think he's messing with *us*.
Here's another one: when we were last there and following our visit with a stop in Lisbon, he just could not conceive of why we would want to go to Portugal.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:18 (four months ago) link
LOL he's like a walking cliche
― Little Billy Love (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:20 (four months ago) link
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BODg3OWZhZGYtNTMyZS00OTA4LTg4NDktMDg1NjI0YzU3OGI1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMDIzNDc0MA@@._V1_.jpg
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:23 (four months ago) link
Next time he says the price of something, get your daughter to say āowwww mooch?ā
― steely flan (suzy), Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:24 (four months ago) link
Can't believe someone from Leeds is a nob
― emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:28 (four months ago) link
Next time you visit the UK, why not suggest meeting in Sheffield?
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:34 (four months ago) link
the worst professional northerner I ever met was this guy called Bob, he was someone who had worked as a mining electrician for 30 odd years. He was marking me for a practical testing and inspection exam. As I approached the rig he said "bloody 'ell you are humming.. I can tell you've been eating some foreign crap". I probably did eat a clove of garlic in something the night before, but so rude. Anyway he failed me on a minor technicality, the tosser.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:36 (four months ago) link
We did go there once. Hiked around the Dales, it was lovely.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:36 (four months ago) link
Worse than a professional Northener, a professional Yorkshireman.
― Little Billy Love (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:37 (four months ago) link
that's what I meant, I always assume the main offenders are from Yorkshire - no other region is close at producing such wankers
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 7 January 2024 17:40 (four months ago) link
Everyone I've known from the NE is pretty much like this, ditto Liverpool. PS I grew up in Muswell Hill
― manson family whatsapp group (Matt #2), Sunday, 7 January 2024 18:09 (four months ago) link
A professional Scouser is a different but equally as horrible phenomenon.
― Little Billy Love (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 January 2024 18:11 (four months ago) link