stop it you dumbshits
― max, Friday, 28 March 2008 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link
i remember when magic johnson was first diagnosed w HIV when i was in fourth grade, all the kids on the bus talked about that a lot
― 69, Friday, 28 March 2008 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link
saturday ice live
― Jordan, Friday, 28 March 2008 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.
http://www.metal-rules.com/zine/images/stories/interviews/CelticFrost/1143737384.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 28 March 2008 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Sunday, 30 March 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Different, equally beautiful YouTube compliation: Cheesy ice references in Batman & Robin.
As for the poll, tough choosing between horrible ice puns by themselves, and really gratuitous, awkward jokes (eg the dinosaurs thing). This has a certain rambling, disjointed majesty about it:
"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last."
In the end, though, it has to be "Everybody chill!" which is especially great because it's an ice pun to a phrase nobody actually uses. Like, have you, or people around you, ever actually proclaimed "Everybody chill!"? So great!
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 30 March 2008 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link
there's even more here:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Batman_&_Robin_(1997_film)
― latebloomer, Monday, 31 March 2008 07:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Like, have you, or people around you, ever actually proclaimed "Everybody chill!"? So great!
uh, yes?
― Jordan, Monday, 31 March 2008 14:29 (sixteen years ago) link
My condition leaves me cold to your contraindicative evidence.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 31 March 2008 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Bill Clinton tells everybody to chill
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link
If only he had taken his lessons from another, somewhat greater Arnold performance:
John Connor: Yeah. Or, "Later dickwad." If someone gets upset you say, "Chill out." Or you can do combinations. The Terminator: Chill out, dickwad.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 31 March 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link
he really was born to play an emotionless robot
― latebloomer, Monday, 31 March 2008 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Emotionless cybernetic organism.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 31 March 2008 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link
"I hate it when they talk during the movie."
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f312/Tonito44/ThatsRacist.gif
― youcangoyourownway, Monday, 31 March 2008 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― ILX System, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
yesssssss
― Ste, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link
"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." 3
I've never actually heard this line uttered but it's pretty fantastic sitting there on the page. The comma makes it work.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:04 (sixteen years ago) link
That and the unnecessariness of the second clause. Of course he keeps his diamonds in his hideout.
― chap, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link
"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom."
this one amuses me because it's so belabored yet it scares absolutely no one
― latebloomer, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link
and arnold's delivery of it just makes it even more unwieldy and ridiculous sounding
― latebloomer, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm going to watch the Rifftrax version of this tonight
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:12 (sixteen years ago) link
oh man i wish i had a copy handy to do the rifftrax thing with this
― latebloomer, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link
"We aim to ... Freeze!"
― etc, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:02 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread delivers
― DG, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link
this is on TV right now. I've never seen it before. kinda amazing.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 May 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
amazing in a "completely incomprehensible and nonsensical from one shot to the next/I can't believe this got released by a major studio" kinda way
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 May 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
The Rifftrax is also definitely worth it.
― zaxxon25, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link
― latebloomer, Monday, March 31, 2008 7:10 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
yup
― Pull Slinky and Make Me Fart (Eisbaer), Friday, 5 June 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link
the timeline goes like this iirc
--McBain says "Ice to see you" as general Arnold parody in 1994--Batman and Robin comes out in 1997, and I end up saying "Ice to see you" to my friend like 100 times before movie comes out, pretty much every time the preview airs, annoying the piss out of him.--I watch movie (sucks) and that line doesn't actually appear in it.
y'all wasted yr votes
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 5 June 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Also, watching this clip reveals plenty of other candidates. And it looks like it's not "Everybody chill!" but "All right, everyone! Chill! Chill! Chill!"
Still think "hideout," though having no ice references, was robbed.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 5 June 2009 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link
This is my favorite Batman movie!
― sassy cassie (Tape Store), Friday, 5 June 2009 05:40 (fourteen years ago) link
John Simon's review (from what I remember) contained one of his all-time funniest descriptions: "...like watching a Halloween-themed gay pride festival."
And this insight:
"The way beautiful women are almost systematically demeaned and made ridiculous in this film (more so than usual) betrays, it would seem, an anti-hetero stance."
The latter quote is also ironic because I think the screenwriter lives in Provincetown, MA.
― Cunga, Friday, 5 June 2009 06:24 (fourteen years ago) link
"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." was robbed
― iatee, Friday, 5 June 2009 07:30 (fourteen years ago) link
"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. WIN
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 5 June 2009 10:38 (fourteen years ago) link
"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout."
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 5 June 2009 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link
vs.
[Hudson Hawk has just decapitated a villain]"Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention, in July."
the comma makes them both.
― Hamildan, Friday, 5 June 2009 11:57 (fourteen years ago) link
"I hope you save some turkey, for me"
^^^ so is that how you're supposed to say it?
― snoball, Friday, 5 June 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWpmPGCR1c
3:30"It's wintah fowevah heya gatha"
― abanana, Friday, 5 June 2009 12:21 (fourteen years ago) link
"Ice to see you!"
― krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 5 June 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
I just came to say that as one of three proud voters.
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
"Their bones will turn to ice! Their blood will freeze in my hands!"
― loose lobsters (brownie), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
"Their disemboweled corpses will turn into snow!"
― loose lobsters (brownie), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSGhRMyVv0I
― Pull Slinky and Make Me Fart (Eisbaer), Saturday, 6 June 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link
― abanana, Friday, June 5, 2009 8:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
Haha from the screencap I thought this was going to be a clip from some indie skit making fun of the movie, not clips from the movie itself.
― Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.zhippo.com/MikeDevriesTattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/ivy_mrfreeze.jpg
― l.b.o.t.f.m. (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link
awesome.
― ian, Monday, 22 June 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link
"A laundry service that delivers. Wow!"
^Totally should have won.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/07/05/batman-and-robin-movie-review/
^^^ these dudes almost make me want to see this thing, against all odds.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah I was loving that review.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link