so not gonna happen 3

of Crazy 81ak3's Computers & Crazy 81ak3's Military Surplus Shop

"Zed's dead, baby...Zed's dead."

Are those bottles of Captain Morgan's and Kahlua on his desk?

People, a serious warning: just don't try to google for more information, he's not alone :-(((

http://i26.tinypic.com/2edquwx.jpg

latebloomer?

The unibrow, ohhh the unibrow.

On pic 2.

Okay, that reads like it's turning you on.

latebloomer?

-- gff, Thursday, April 3, 2008 9:01 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i knew someone would say that, lol

As resident awful liquor expert, I can confirm that the rum is in fact Sailor Jerry's brand spiced rum, not captain morgans

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when i took those photos

J/K, dude is in way better shape than i am

Dear god, it just gets worse.

keep 'em comin...

guys just imagine what that room smells like. don't imagine too hard though.

...all this thigh hair is scaring me.

wow!

If I posed like that second guy, I'd have to use a DS Phat...

it really does look like Russel Brand

http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/awful/iherdsomething3.jpg

Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth.

http://www.achewood.com/rsrc/img/lyle_blog.gif

x-post - I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you, gbx.

For some reason I can see Nick Cave being this guy had he grown up in the American South.

Was it the Guitar Hero controller, or the Xbox?

Oh wait - it's the Flannery O'Connor anthology he shoved in his speedo.

http://i27.tinypic.com/15eisep.jpg

oh shi--

Tracer when did Vice hire you to start threads?

If you look at the bigger version of the "August 2009" pic, the boxes on the bed read "Winchester", "Magitech", and "Remington", so I guess they are real bullets. Though the information about the military surplus shop already confirmed that, I guess.

Would you say that only in America can someone be a gamer nerd and a survivalist gun nut at the same time?

I dunno, you could probably do some bitchin' gamer-nerd-gun-nuttery in parts of Central and South America.

pretty much anywhere there are guns and games

Yeah, but in Finland for example, the gamer nerds and gun enthusiasts are two groups that don't really overlap at all.

right

Well, okay, I guess this is possible in any country where gun culture is more in the mainstream. I didn't meant to disparage USA.

The USA: We're not alone in being turned on by guns, we swear! IT'S A COMMON KINK. GET OVER IT. JEEZ.

Concessions are made in many countries in lieu of any possible sexual contact with women.

That first pose on the bed looks like it could have been influenced by someone's sundae picture.

Why's he got some kind of pink dildo in place of the magazine on that uzi thing?

I think of this dude as some kind of unfrozen noble savage who just happened to get dug up and revived in the wrong backyard.

Nu-Eegah

Insano Man

Nu-Eegah

Hahah.

"Watch out for snakes...one kind in particular."

the So Not Gonna Happen series just keeps on giving...

KLINGPRON

Last night I couldn't sleep for hours and hours. Finally, around 5:30am I got up, drank a glass of water and looked at this thread for the first time. Then I went back to bed, woke up my girlfriend with a sudden burst of laughter, and fell asleep like a baby.

Thanks SNGH3!

PS this guy looks a lot like my uncle

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/iherdbearfight.gif

wow

great!

I knew there would be some Z_S magic to dry my tears at this thread.

I had an earlier one where his man bulge was whipping back and forth like a hyper pendulum on a grandfather clock, but that's harder to pull off than it sounds.

we're gonna need an update to santorum.jpg i think

O_O O_O O_O

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO IS THIS GUY?