xpost lol the meeting.
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:09 (three months ago) link
Having to simultaneously piss and shit while stuck in a one and two meeting was fun.
― Evan, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:12 (three months ago) link
Once they commit to giving you a raise, just let it all go.
― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:14 (three months ago) link
a situation commonly referred to being "on the ones and twos"
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:15 (three months ago) link
― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, January 16, 2024 4:14 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
[face increasingly red and twisted] "Thanks so much hnnngh can I get that in writing please? hnnnngh yeah, now?"
― Evan, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:19 (three months ago) link
Stuck in the middle with you
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 22:40 (three months ago) link
been backed up lately, so took fiber gummies. woke up needing to take a big dump. they shut our water off before I made it to the can.
I know u get 'one flush' when the water is off and then u gotta add water to the tank to flush after that. I don't got that kinda energy, but it's been two hours now so...I might gotta go that route.
will keep you apprised of all crucial developments in this, #dumpgate
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:35 (one month ago) link
why is the water shut off? were you given advance notice?
― from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:38 (one month ago) link
to fix a water heater. they emailed us, like. the moment they did it. that's their M.O.
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:39 (one month ago) link
"one hour", they said
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:40 (one month ago) link