Kids say the darndest things

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Cool, will check it out. She has a book or two on greek myths, but most of her knowledge comes from repeated listening to the podcast Greeking Out. She still agrees that she's not quite ready for the Percy Jackson books, which people tend to recommend for age 8 or so.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 15:59 (three months ago) link

Those poems are both amazing!!!

My daughter now 11 burned through many Percy Jackson books a few years ago. I read the first one aloud with her and wasn’t impressed. I found both the writing and the character depth to be a cut below most of the oodles of other kids’ fantasy series we’ve read. I imagine as you get deeper into it you get invested, it’s a pretty big extended universe, but I would agree that 7 is young. They’re violent.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 17:30 (three months ago) link

yeah. the writer has a "presents" series of other mythological stories and one sounded good and was supposed to be ok for younger, called Race to the Sun. It was actually pretty violent and scary at times but she was never bothered by it.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 17:36 (three months ago) link

"Why does goofy talk but pluto doesn't?" made my brain explode, I love that so so much. Very New York school, which obv makes sense ;-)

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 23:44 (three months ago) link

awesome poems!

kinder, Thursday, 25 January 2024 20:57 (three months ago) link

tired kid got in a shit tonight about having to turn his light out before finishing his book.
after about 10 minutes in bed he came down to where we were watching TV and said "I'm going to say ten words including these ones. Sorry." then disappeared to bed again.

kinder, Friday, 2 February 2024 20:53 (two months ago) link

That's brilliant.

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 2 February 2024 20:55 (two months ago) link

whoa!

peace, man, Saturday, 3 February 2024 12:31 (two months ago) link

5yo

"don't think about telling mom i went in the store without a coat"
" ... "

"YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT"

maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, 11 February 2024 19:28 (two months ago) link

Opal wrote and drew a valentines day car, with an image of a Dachshund. It says "We Be-long together".

When she recites it she puts a lot of emphasis on LONG. Then says "get it?"

Then she asked me what melancholy meant after it was mentioned in Through the Looking Glass which I'm reading to her every night. After explaining it (more or less) she said I can remember that because watermelon is great and cauliflower isn't and if you put them together it's gross and that would make me sad.

Then she came up with an as-yet drawn valentine card that would be a drawing of a slice of watermelon saying "I would be MELON-choly without you"

Emphasis on MELON obviously.

I told her we should go into business making cards and I suddenly regret selling all of my letterpress equipment.

dan selzer, Sunday, 11 February 2024 22:27 (two months ago) link

aw

peace, man, Sunday, 11 February 2024 23:43 (two months ago) link

melon cauli is an awesome concept

kinder, Monday, 12 February 2024 13:03 (two months ago) link

My younger kid asked the question every parent dreads:

“Daddy, why did they take the ‘HBO’ out of HBO Max?”

atmospheric river phoenix (morrisp), Friday, 16 February 2024 02:02 (two months ago) link

Time for the talk

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 16 February 2024 02:20 (two months ago) link

A question a child might ask, but not a childish question

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 16 February 2024 02:37 (two months ago) link

Today she asked my wife — “Mommy, what is ‘Robert Lowe’ famous for?”

Bison UpChg (morrisp), Monday, 19 February 2024 02:30 (two months ago) link

My older kid asked me what a “mosh pit” is, which I thought was pretty funny.

Sony's Sports Walkman Universe (morrisp), Friday, 23 February 2024 04:17 (two months ago) link

it’s like a ball pit made of people

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 February 2024 06:05 (two months ago) link

Absolutely full of germs.

Madchen, Friday, 23 February 2024 07:30 (two months ago) link

“Why do psychopaths have such a bad reputation?”

Sony's Sports Walkman Universe (morrisp), Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:58 (one month ago) link

Lol, is that promoted by the press campaign around this book (and perhaps this very interview)?

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/02/25/magazine/patric-gagne-interview.html

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:40 (one month ago) link

lol

A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:41 (one month ago) link

wow, some very sophisticated abstract wordplay by Opal

A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:43 (one month ago) link

She hasn't stopped. She keeps writing poems. She wrote one for school that said "inspired by Dr Seuss" and is like "I do like tacos on a boat..."

My wife is having her book launch party at NY bookstore P&T Knitwear and apparently Opal is going to read the above poem about poems. I think it's likely she'll freeze and back out but we'll have to see.

dan selzer, Friday, 1 March 2024 04:44 (one month ago) link

my 9 year old son is really into sports leagues and stuff. whenever he does 'creative' projects it's making tournament brackets or organizing teams into divisions and stuff like that. we have this little baseball game and he wants to make a tournament to replicate the actual MLB playoffs. he also uses his little Chromebook for this stuff (there are online scoreboard apps and such). anyway recently he stumbled upon some website which sells software used for scheduling for businesses, which has a promo image that looks a bit like a baseball schedule. apparently he input his email address into the "find out more!" box (Chromebooks accounts have to have a gmail address) and now a sales rep is contacting him. he is writing back telling him about his baseball league using all these long run-on sentences, as kids do. but this dude keeps responding to him. he even knows his name - Andy. he got home from school yesterday and had to check if Andy wrote back to him. I wonder if this guy thinks he's talking to a kid or an elderly person. either way my son thinks he made a new friend!

frogbs, Friday, 8 March 2024 15:49 (one month ago) link

amazing

dan selzer, Friday, 8 March 2024 16:14 (one month ago) link

Opal's latest poem, a birthday card for her best friend Peter, who's birthday is the day after hers...

"When I'm in need your always there. Your always kind and you always share.
You have lots of trick up your sleeves.
We work together just like branches and leavs.
When we are together we are one of a kind, no catagory.
When we are together we have a crown of glory!
This is the end of this poem, but before we drop the curtan,
When we are together, nothings for certain!
It's the end but still the start.
I want you to know your always part of my heart."

dan selzer, Friday, 8 March 2024 16:17 (one month ago) link

omg these last 2 posts are both amazing ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Opal rules at poetry!

A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse), Friday, 8 March 2024 17:37 (one month ago) link

book deal pls stat

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 8 March 2024 20:49 (one month ago) link

last night during dinner Opal was talking about what our lives must've been like before we were born and she said "You spend all your time sitting on the couch reading a book called 'The Meaning of the Word Sad'" and after we cracked up at that she said "and a book called 'I'm Blue, What Should I Do?"

dan selzer, Saturday, 9 March 2024 12:28 (one month ago) link

my kid's been into video games since he was 5 (thank you pandemic) but he's getting to the point where he wants to go beyond Mario stuff. the kids in his class are really into Fortnite and Minecraft and I don't really want him to be into that sort of stuff just yet. he does love sports though and gets really excited about sports arcade games so I was telling him about Madden. and he nodded his head and said "oh so it's like Linebacker Alley 2!!"

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 03:10 (one month ago) link

"You spend all your time sitting on the couch reading a book called 'The Meaning of the Word Sad'"

this is amazing and hilarious

Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 03:46 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

9yo has 'opened a detective agency' for any mysteries I may have.
He said 'You don't have to pay me anything for detective work, just be nice to me. To me, that's worth about £1.50'

kinder, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 16:52 (three weeks ago) link

A kinder detective agency if you will

Comfortably numbnuts (Heez), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 17:49 (three weeks ago) link

Opal's latest poem. She was proud to say it's her first poem that doesn't rhyme. Even though it sort of does. But I understand what she means.

Still

The clouds are still
The pond is still
My thoughts are still
The rocks are still
The houses are still
My pencil is still
The cars are still
My room is still
My bed is still
My heart is still
The night is still

dan selzer, Thursday, 11 April 2024 13:33 (two weeks ago) link

Wow! She has a knack for it, for sure.

My daughter's (age 13) creative outlet is through her digital art, which I'm not going to share here. Some of it is fan art, but she has a lot of original characters as well. And on more than one occasion, she's told me these complicated stories explaining her art. I've begged her to write them down, but she won't do it. I've even offered to take dictation, just so she can have a record of these creative impulses, but she hasn't taken me up on it. I want her to be able to remember it, just because I know that she barely has any memory of the characters and universes that she created when we would play toys together in her early childhood. I've also tried explaining to her that when she gets older, these stories could serve as a good basis for something to revise and put out there into the world.

peace, man, Thursday, 11 April 2024 14:27 (two weeks ago) link

Could you record the conversations with her?

Jaq, Thursday, 11 April 2024 15:48 (two weeks ago) link

Well, it's been a while since she has brought up any of the stories around her art. When she shows me her new characters, I still ask if there is any background. If there is, she hasn't let me in on it. The longest stories that she told me were probably a year or so ago. Maybe I'll ask if she still remembers them and would be comfortable with recording them. Thanks for the suggestion.

peace, man, Thursday, 11 April 2024 17:10 (two weeks ago) link

Here's Opal's latest poem. I'll stop sharing all of these, it's getting too much. This one she described as her "Shakespeare Poem", we're not sure what she means by that, she's never read Shakespeare or had any read to her, she's only had the plot of Romeo and Juliet described to her. I think she thinks it's deep and uses the word "thee" and thus is Shakespeare. Also note, this is firmly tongue in cheek. She's written some sad ennui-filled stuff in the past, but this is a joke to her for sure, apparently the title is a phrase she repeats over and over again to annoy two of her classmates.

"
Floating in a void of only blank existence
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

I love thee
more than we can see
For "no us" means
nothing and there's always
a new beginning
and we are floating in a void of
blank existence.
Yes my dear, listen and hear.
We are floating in a void in
a void of blank existence.
Floating in a void of blank existence.

-opal
"

dan selzer, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 11:23 (one week ago) link

Opal's (very good) poem reminds me of:

"This is not about a kingdom which is in the past, but it is about a kingdom called Not, which although it is not, yet is”
— Sun Ra, KINGDOM OF NOT, rec.1956

Which is also good (and also repeated to annoy)

mark s, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 11:47 (one week ago) link

I'm enjoying Opal's poems.

Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 13:42 (one week ago) link

thanks.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 14:33 (one week ago) link

https://y.yarn.co/c4c95f9b-86f9-42bc-8319-95ccc3e7b392_text.gif

Whereas my 9yo managed to insult the whole of Wales when we were out walking in Cardiff (we live in England) - he saw a sign and said "Why does that sign look like a child typed random letters on a typewriter?" - he wasn't trying to be clever, I think it hadn't occurred to him what the Welsh language looks like, despite having a friend who speaks Welsh with his family...

kinder, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 16:35 (one week ago) link


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