“Our goal is to be stewards for this thing,” he said. “We’re keeping all the writers, we’re going to work with the union, we’re going to make it so they can hopefully get paid a little bit more money, and we’re going to give them the room to grow.”
thought this was an Onion article at first
― c u (crüt), Friday, 26 April 2024 01:01 (two weeks ago) link
but really curious how a youngish journalist ended up in that position.
Turns out he skeeted his way into it:https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3kr2kcufdxf2t
― jaymc, Monday, 29 April 2024 21:49 (two weeks ago) link
i've noticed a lot less bite in their insta posts lately?
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Monday, 29 April 2024 21:53 (two weeks ago) link
well this acquisition might ruin my online 'handle'. at least they're clearly superfans as global tetrahedron is almost completely a reference in articles from 1999
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 1 May 2024 16:57 (two weeks ago) link
Lost it at the photo
https://www.theonion.com/annoying-teen-on-train-has-girlfriend-s-whole-face-in-m-1851439456
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 3 May 2024 22:07 (one week ago) link
https://www.wired.com/story/plaintext-give-this-rich-dude-jeff-lawson-dollar-the-onion/
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 5 May 2024 10:46 (one week ago) link
Things that sound like an Onion article
― pplains, Sunday, 5 May 2024 13:57 (one week ago) link