If Marty McFly went back in time thirty years ago today, what song does he play at the dance to blow everyone's mind?

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So he should start off with a lite-funk proto disco thing and start doing some light MC-ing over it. Everyone would be all "hey, this is pretty cool" until he ran out of "hip-hop don't stop" stuff and started doing lines from "Like A Pimp" or "Freek-A-Leek"

I think this nails it - the timeline is right, the progression of the scene is right, the idea of the hip band being able to play it is right...this is exactly what it should be. Not sure about Freek-A-Leek, mind you. How about "Wait"? Love to hear that over a Kurtis Blow beat...

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 25 March 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Hongroe

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 25 March 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

March of the Pigs would work even better--traditional riff but weird arrangement and screaming.

"Ok guys, play some double-time in 7/8 with every fourth bar in 4/4, watch me for the changes."

Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 25 March 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Husker Du : "First of the Last Calls"

kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 25 March 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

The Knack - My Sharona

He's playing to a bunch of square middle-class high-school kids so anything too alien e.g. hip-hop is just gonna get him kicked off the stage and beaten up by the football team. My Sharona works in that it feeds off (or in the context of this discussion, anticipates) punk and disco, and condenses them into a safe pop song for cheerleaders everywhere. Also, it's simple and repetitive so would have been easy to pick up by the band.

Ben Dot (1977), Saturday, 25 March 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Happy Hardcore

Or Squarepusher's "My Red Hot Car"

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 25 March 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

More importantly, what would he have to say to the band instead of "this is a blues riff in B, watch me for the changes"?

For hip-hop - "play the drum intro to Bowie's "Five Years."

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 25 March 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I'll second "My Sharona" and destroy everyone who suggested a track that came out after '85.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 25 March 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

"Suicidal Sacrifice" by Deicide, er ... Amon.

Cameron Octigan (Cameron Octigan), Sunday, 26 March 2006 01:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Dunkelheit.

jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Sunday, 26 March 2006 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Any Cryptopsy song.

James Slone (Freon Trotsky), Sunday, 26 March 2006 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Rammstein

Col Tom Blue (Col Tom Blue), Sunday, 26 March 2006 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Whoever shouted out the Rockefeller Skank upthread wins, not because it would sound totally alien but because it would actually WORK. All that surf guitar stuff would totally get people dancing.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 26 March 2006 13:55 (eighteen years ago) link

"suck my ass it smells" by G.G. Allin…

veronica moser (veronica moser), Sunday, 26 March 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

drill'n'bass

charltonlido (gareth), Sunday, 26 March 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I guess the answer is "Are Friends Electric" anyway.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 26 March 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Anything from Rage Against the Machines or Nine Inch Nails, Marty singing "I want to fuck you like an animal" on prom night...too sick. "Hurt" would be all too fitting as well.

bah, Friday, 7 April 2006 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link

booty booty booty booty everywhere!

charlie bucket (charlie bucket), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link

whoomp there it iss

latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Saturday, 8 April 2006 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

who let the dogs oyut

latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Saturday, 8 April 2006 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

music sounds better with you by stardust

it would blow everybody's mind to the moon

lf (lfam), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Alternately, "hey guys, this is a blues in B flat, watch me for the changes" --> plays Prince's "Kiss".

"And you, the bass player. Take a lap."

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Saturday, 8 April 2006 06:24 (eighteen years ago) link

"Pay to Cum"

Mike McG, Saturday, 8 April 2006 06:29 (eighteen years ago) link

McG wins!

latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Saturday, 8 April 2006 08:43 (eighteen years ago) link

i never thought i'd say that in my life

latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Saturday, 8 April 2006 08:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Pixies - Something Against You

zeus (zeus), Saturday, 8 April 2006 08:58 (eighteen years ago) link

An Orthrelm song.

Brian Turner (btwfmu), Saturday, 8 April 2006 13:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Alice Cooper - "Feed My Frankenstein"

PB, Saturday, 8 April 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Reviving this thread is the inevitable intersection of the Chuck Berry poll and the revival of the "1984-1994 time travel" poll.

All great threads!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/oi5gmw.jpg

latebloomer, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link

nobody would time travel to 1978.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

anyway though the 1978 options that wouldn't really break for another three years: kraftwerk, speed metal and grandmaster flash

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Kings of Leon are from the US?

David R., Wednesday, 6 August 2008 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Question answered!

Carlos 2, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I love this: "Not many of the rock answers on here would sound unprecedented in '76, if you had any knowledge of Krautrock, the VU, contemporary Classical, avant-garde etc. So the real answer pretty much has to be Hip Hop."

I love it because it's like, yeah, totally, prom bands in '76 would totally be into krautrock, contemporary classical and the VU.

I mean, fuck, Chuck Berry wasn't even unprecedented in '55—there's jump blues, Rocket 88, etc.

I eat cannibals, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link

"Kick Out The Jams"

Geir Hongro, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Hmm. I realise we are speaking 1978 here, not 1968.

Well, make that "Don't You Want Me" instead then.

Geir Hongro, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link

The Run-DMC version of "Walk This Way." A familiar song in 1978 given a twist that absolutely nobody would expect, yet might actually work in a school dance setting.

Either that or the intro from Gang of Four's "Love Like Anthrax."

mike a, Thursday, 7 August 2008 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link

UPTOWN TOP RANKING

amateurist, Thursday, 7 August 2008 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link

pass the dutchie

El Tomboto, Thursday, 7 August 2008 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Has to be hip-hop, still. This question will be a lot harder in 2010.

Mark Rich@rdson, Thursday, 7 August 2008 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

had "Ace of Spades" been released?

milo z, Thursday, 7 August 2008 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Mark OTM with this really. Has a drastically different general genre like hip hop and other electronically based genres come along since 1980? I can't really think of one...

jonathan - stl, Thursday, 7 August 2008 02:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Chuck Berry was about to become one of the biggest musical acts in the world - much bigger than any hip-hop artists until the late-80s (or any electronic-a/ally/etc. artists to this day).

If you stretch the time out, "Walk This Way" might work. (Also mirrors the movie in use of familiar elements in a new setting)

milo z, Thursday, 7 August 2008 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link

MATTHEW WILDER BREAK MY STRIDE

andrew m., Thursday, 7 August 2008 04:05 (fifteen years ago) link

oops wrong thread

andrew m., Thursday, 7 August 2008 04:05 (fifteen years ago) link

...or is it?

electricsound, Thursday, 7 August 2008 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link

nah i was just kidding. right thread, wrong time, SUNG TO TUNE OF RIGHT PLACE right oooof. boring self. high. leaving.

andrew m., Thursday, 7 August 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link

first of all - brilliant thread. king james and i have come up with a lot of them (i'll let him post his), but i think that "don't stop believin'" would pretty much kill.

cryfok, Friday, 8 August 2008 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Mark OTM with this really. Has a drastically different general genre like hip hop and other electronically based genres come along since 1980? I can't really think of one...

House was only in its proto stages in 1980, techno would take 5-6 more years to emerge, and even electro was still a couple of years ahead. There was synth pop, of course, but the coming electronic genres would be quite different to it formally. So I guess the Marty McFly of 2010 could easily confuse people with house or techno. The question becomes more difficult if we move 10 years ahead, though - I can't think of any radically new genres to have been born since the late 80s.

Tuomas, Friday, 8 August 2008 08:12 (fifteen years ago) link


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