this is the thread for louis to liveblog his brother's party

And Oh.

well that was.... troubling.

but wherever you buy it, Dominos money goes to fire-bombing abortion clinics

Since Monaghan sold his share in the company 10 years ago and doesn't receive a penny from the company, this hasn't actually been true for a decade now.

I would like to hear the Anglo-italian response to all this.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:45 (Yesterday) Link

I learned to differentiate between "American Pizza" and "actual proper pizza" at a young age, so shit doesn't bother me. Although if we're going for the former, PJ's over Dominos every time.

For the latter, if Jagger Bros live in an area of London covered by Lupa (http://www.lupapizza.co.uk/index2.html), he shoulda hit them up. They do proper stone oven shit, nice use of rosemary.

http://www.lupapizza.co.uk/images/new2_10.jpg

weeeeeird

Cue invitable shitstorm about how rosemary doen't belong on a pizza, followed by subsequent shitstorm about how people had to google rosemary to find out what it was because EVERYBODY calls it pillaniche.

Then tipping.

http://www.lupapizza.co.uk/images/new2_10.jpg

If they're reading at that age, they're never gonna become a pro athlete, may as well chub them up.

I learned to differentiate between "American Pizza" and "actual proper pizza" at a young age, so shit doesn't bother me.

Yeah srsly Louis wtf were you doing ordering Domino's when Zero Degrees is just up the road?

On the other hand:

Mango Tandoori Chicken (N)
Grilled tandoori chicken, mango, onions, roasted mixed peppers on a spicy curry sauce. Topped with fresh coriander. £8.50

Fuck me I bet this is an abomination.

FUSION CUISINE

Although why anyone would order the pizza off that menu when they have KILO POTS of moules mariniere, I don't know.

We should try and guess the Jagger Bros' Dominos order.

I'm guessing:

Large Mighty Meaty
Medium Hot & Spicy
Garlic mushrooms
Two bottles of Fanta

This thread, how the mighty have fallen.

does not deliver to sw19 ;(

Although why anyone would order the pizza off that menu when they have KILO POTS of moules mariniere, I don't know.

If you're talking about the same menu I am, the Thermidor one is nigh-on unfuckable with.

Firezza pwns Lupa

Thread needs taste test

http://www.lupapizza.co.uk/images/new2_14.jpg

weird use of "scheme". make it sounds really shady. is this common?

yeah it is common, i think the US equivalent would be 'program'

right

"slobberknocker" or "hoedown" also acceptable

duly noted

man, i used to get compared to that yellow paged dude with the curtains haircut all the time - most distressing, since he's really not attractive at all...

Do you have monobrow?

louis how long till your parents get back

I suspect, in 1990-wheneveritwas, I may have done! Happy days...

I think they get back tomorrow morning.

Could liveblog my brother's GCSE results; they're pretty good. But instead, more pizza refutation. My two siblings are a) extremely lazy, and b) had the food money. Hence Domino's.

Our order was simply two large meat feasts, one with pizza sauce and one with BBQ, and nine pots of garlic sauce.

Would smash Lupa but I'm Saarf Landan aren't I, may try and drag kin to Zero Degrees today. If my middle brother even returns from his overnight "excursion". He has a history of doing bizarre things like going to Manchester without telling anyone.

And Dom, we drink water, milk and fruit juice, none of this Fanta stuff!

Louis, Frankie and what's the youngest called? Will be v. disappointed if it's not something like Freddy or Toby.

He's called Alex1s. And I just booked him a GCSE 'grats dinner at Zero Degrees. Stuff that Dominos.

(Joint) top of the country at English Lit, he was, at a decent comprehensive AND in a subject he's not doing at A-level.

thin-crust swan and peasant skull pizza for the Jagger family tonight huh

thin-crust swan and peasant skull pizzacalzone for the Jagger family tonight huh

-- MPx4A, Thursday, 21 August 2008 13:51 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Alexis is a bit nouveau riche. Was really hoping so something a bit more Westminster : (

Congratulations to him!

Not to be a downer on the kids, but isn't joint top these days not what it once was, in the sense that he presumably got full marks, like maybe 5% of candidates?

NB: top 5% (or whatever) is still radical.

thin-crust swan and peasant skull pizzacalzone for the Jagger family tonight huh

-- MPx4A, Thursday, 21 August 2008 13:51 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Jagger all getting into a Ken Shamrock style fugue at the sight of the underclasses

He's the only one at his school to get full marks in English Lit, but for all I know quite a few people achieve the same. I'll check the stats.

He's actually far more a scientist than me. I'll update you on his academic progress; he's a bit lazy but hopefully his results (2 A*, 7 A, 1 C in "Fine Art" lolz) will spur him onto a more hardworking mindset.

F3rg, you're forgetting the pate de chav gras side-order

full marks in english lit is probably nothing to be sniffed at. they give out full marks in maths like candy though. i got them for a start, and I was an idiot when I was 16.

lol C in fine art. that was my nemesis too, got a B (which was an improvement over the F I got in the mock). didn't take that subject entirely seriously.

There's a Fine Art GCSE now? In my day there was just Art, and it was a fucking piece of piss to get an A. Technology was the subject which was everyone's bugbear, and which everyone got a rubbish mark in (I got my only sub-B mark in it, a D).

Hmm. Well, his other A* was in Religious Studies, which he's also not taking for A-level. His A-levels, in fact, are Geography, History, Biology and Maths, which leaves his options for afterwards pretty open.

My other brother got a D in Art, at Westminster too. We are not the greatest set of draughtsmen you've ever seen, possibly!

Electronics is the only exam I've run out of. That was the year before GCSEs and I was able to drop it, thank heavens.

They give out the % these days? Back in my day you just got your grade and that was it, none of this luxurious percentages and telling you what position you came in. No A stars either, new fangled rubbish.

I got a B in Technology though.

"fine art" may actually have been "art" in my day too, not sure. going back a while here.

xp: most exams are modular now and you get individual scores so you can see your progress.

that Lupa place doesn't deliver ANYWHERE. I'm W9 ffs.

And didn't one of the royals get A levels in Fine Art AND Art History? No wonder the grades are going up. DO PROPER SUBJECTS.

FJ really is the sensible one.

Electronics is the only exam I've run out of.

Is electronics really that scary? I knew someone whose elder brother wet themselves in a Geography exam.

was this someone's initials "FJ" by any chance?

More likely "HA" except he doesn't have a brother.

awesome thread

FRANKIE!!!!!!!

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