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out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

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should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about Picthfork, I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I always like going on the Pitchfork thread because it makes other people who allegedly don't read it cry.

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

?

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

talking about the "omg ppl are talking about Pitchfork, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" contingent

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

xxp - do you talk about provates or something?

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

lol Alfred

rob, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 14:42 (six days ago) link

63 age, 34 waist.

Mark G, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 14:59 (six days ago) link

39 age, 30 waist

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 15:00 (six days ago) link

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

sarahell, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 15:20 (six days ago) link

hair is crazy curly, flip like mr. furley

peace, man, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 15:30 (six days ago) link

49 age, 28 waist.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 15:31 (six days ago) link

43, 36, figure out which one is which

ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 15:32 (six days ago) link

39 age, 30 waist

― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table),

son of a bitch

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 15:45 (six days ago) link

49 age, 28 waist.

― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

son of a bitch

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 15:45 (six days ago) link

I can make you feel better but

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 15:50 (six days ago) link

Negroni diet, all!

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 15:51 (six days ago) link

waist is just a number

z_tbd, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 16:06 (six days ago) link

An irrational number

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 16:10 (six days ago) link

Thread for ilxors in their 40s

sarahell, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 16:17 (six days ago) link

jesus, last time I wore 28 waist jeans, 56k dial up modems were cutting edge tech

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 16:22 (six days ago) link

I've been a 38 for as long as I can remember tbh, sizes aren't the boss of me

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 16:24 (six days ago) link

inches are imperialist iirc

rob, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 16:28 (six days ago) link

I go for relaxed fit 40 waist jeans these days, but it's not really my waist size, honest. I just like to wear oversized clothes!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 16:29 (six days ago) link

i think i'm 42-36-38. or something like that. i'd love to get my waistline down a little more but ehhh i'm not too fussed

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 16:55 (six days ago) link

I just had to upgrade my normal jeans from 32 to 34 because of stubborn lockdown weight gain. I am less upset about the weight gain now that I have pants that fit me again!

Drowning in TG, he sent me Discipline (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 19:24 (six days ago) link

I wear a 34 waist. There was a time when I wore a 36 but then I got diabetes and lost like 25 pounds in a few weeks and have never gone back up.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 19:28 (six days ago) link

Not a recommended weight loss regimen.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 19:31 (six days ago) link

I have a baseless feeling that Ozempic® is gonna turn out to be something not that great in the future.. maybe not Thalidomide, but still a problem

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 19:51 (six days ago) link

it's not so great right now so that's a pretty accurate prediction

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 20:03 (six days ago) link

Can it get u hi?

sarahell, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 20:28 (six days ago) link

Love the commercials where they pointedly refer to weight loss but then have to reiterate THIS IS FOR DIABETES, REPEAT THIS IS A DIABETES DRUG HONEST TO GOD

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 20:33 (six days ago) link

The elders of this site need to get in contact with the Catholic Church and share ideas on how to draw a younger crowd to their old and dying congregations. I'm crumbling under the weight of responsibility here guys

― H.P

lol

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 20:51 (six days ago) link

Was Alfred-sized (29) until approximately the pandemic, am now "not technically obese" (34-ish, 5'9")
& I'm fine with that I just don't wanna get diabetes.
When I see photos of myself from 5 years ago I look way too skinny, like to a degree that it's super weird, even though I somehow felt a little pudgy then.
Guess the happy medium would be 32 waist

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 21:59 (six days ago) link

I know someone whose mom died from taking the old school diet pills… dexatrim I think? I remember the ads from when I was a kid

sarahell, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 22:09 (six days ago) link

Talk about a recipe for abandonment issues and body image trauma… I mean, fuck those drugs and fat shaming

sarahell, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 22:11 (six days ago) link

Amén!! ^^^^

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 22:13 (six days ago) link

I don’t know what my friend was prescribed ~15 years ago by a shady weight loss doc but they felt like taking 3 Yellow Jackets.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 22:15 (six days ago) link

I don’t know what my friend was prescribed ~15 years ago by a shady weight loss doc but they felt like taking 3 Yellow Jackets.


Basically speed… otm

sarahell, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 22:37 (six days ago) link

man....

i wonder what t-love is doing right now.

interstellar anthropologist+music philosopher, (Austin), Sunday, 5 May 2024 16:53 (yesterday) link

idk what thread the diet pill discussion is coming from, but i'm not coming within a country mile of ozempic. i don't blame anyone for using it - my qpp is 550 pounds, if it's going to help her not die i'm strongly in favor - but i'm 190 pounds and 5'7". i'm not fat because i'm _lazy_ or _gluttonous_ or anything like that. ime obesity isn't just some somatic thing, it's a trauma response. i don't get the sense that ozempic is gonna do a lot to heal trauma in the people who take it. that alone is enough for me to look at it and say "well this looks like trouble".

if i'm wrong, i'll be thrilled. if this does turn out to be a miracle drug that ends obesity and allows everyone to have a fundamentally healthy relationship with food without EDs, awesome! until and unless that turns out to be the case, i'm not gonna ask my doctor for a prescription.

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 5 May 2024 19:15 (yesterday) link

and like for reference my psych is saying she might switch me to dexedrine for my ADHD, which is basically speed lol.

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 5 May 2024 19:16 (yesterday) link

if you start taking dexedrine your posts here might get a little long. :)

scott seward, Sunday, 5 May 2024 19:22 (yesterday) link

i love the idea of taking adhd drugs because i love drugs. i wish i didn't love stuff so much.

i will say this. when i hear from people taking ozempic they all lost as much weight as i did when i stopped eating sugar. i ate everything else. just no sugar. and i ate fruit. which seems safer than taking some unknown pill but its can be really hard for people to do it. i did it for one solid year. it got easier. but stress/holidays put me back on the sugar train. and i gained most of the weight back.

scott seward, Sunday, 5 May 2024 19:26 (yesterday) link

if you start taking dexedrine your posts here might get a little long. :)


Or running at midnight

sarahell, Sunday, 5 May 2024 19:32 (yesterday) link

i love the idea of taking adhd drugs because i love drugs. i wish i didn't love stuff so much.

i will say this. when i hear from people taking ozempic they all lost as much weight as i did when i stopped eating sugar. i ate everything else. just no sugar. and i ate fruit. which seems safer than taking some unknown pill but its can be really hard for people to do it. i did it for one solid year. it got easier. but stress/holidays put me back on the sugar train. and i gained most of the weight back.

― scott seward

like that's the thing it's STRESS. i'm on a lot of meds and the trade-off is that i don't drink and i don't do drugs, the meds are one of the main ways i personally deal with the stress. and i do other things as well, i try to exercise, take care of myself, eat healthy, cut out the gluten, and life is still fucking stressful, and that has effects on people. overeating isn't the most healthy way of managing that stress, but it's not necessarily the least healthy way in a lot of cases either.

i fucking hate that i'm on ADHD drugs (right now i'm on adderall) because they _are_ addictive, they _are_ a drug of abuse, and i do have a history of drug dependence. with me it was benzos. i have a lot of anxiety, and in about 2003 i had a "nervous breakdown" or whatever and they put me on benzos, and didn't tell me about the withdrawal syndrome, and it nearly fucking killed me. i don't love taking drugs. i wish i didn't have to take adderall, but i gotta function at my horrible shitty job and adderall gives me the ability to function. i'd prefer to not have to conform to the meaningless requirements of my horrible shitty job, but that's not a choice i have right now. i take enough adderall to be able to function at the bare minimum level. and maybe i should aim higher. maybe i should be, like, you know, maybe i could be _happy_, maybe i could _enjoy_ life, maybe i wouldn't struggle every day to function. but i don't, because my real addiction isn't food or drugs or anything like that. my real addiction is suffering. i'm working on healing from that addiction, but it's fucking hard.

what was that you were saying about my posts maybe getting a little long?

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 5 May 2024 19:37 (yesterday) link

Or running at midnight

― sarahell

like, what, _alone_? jesus god, my panic disorder is bad enough. when i wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep i write haha

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 5 May 2024 19:39 (yesterday) link

figuring out what you have to do to get by/survive IS friggin' stressful. one day at a time. which is so stupid. but there ya go. one day at a time. its all you can do. BUT, if you do find something healthy/not terrible that makes things better...?? do that a lot! unfortunately for me it means watching a lot of t.v. i'm really good at it. but it calms me down. what can i say? and i don't want drugs in my life anymore.

scott seward, Sunday, 5 May 2024 19:47 (yesterday) link

Drugs are fun! (I don't like pills though).

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 May 2024 19:52 (yesterday) link

My mom doesn’t remember… and I kinda wanna say, “Mom, you remember Mrs Schmidt’s address from 40 years ago, you really don’t remember how menopause affected your digestive system? You don’t have alzheimers mom wtf”

sarahell, Sunday, 5 May 2024 20:05 (yesterday) link

_Or running at midnight

― sarahell_


like, what, _alone_? jesus god, my panic disorder is bad enough. when i wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep i write haha


Come on Eileen

sarahell, Sunday, 5 May 2024 20:26 (yesterday) link


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