guys, how do i meet "cougars"?

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Right, or drink a single martini and then try to grab the groin of men they happen to be sitting near after doing all the things I mentioned above.

I think that it's cool if someone chooses to live out this stereotype, but are you ladies seriously trying to claim that it's normal behavior and not deserving some parody?

yeah, old bitches should not be allowed to make eye contact!

-- bell_labs, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 11:36 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

old men who do are frequently/appropriately regarded as creeps

i gotta say that flirting w/ older women is tons of fun. but flirting with any kind of women is tons of fun, so wtf, why the panic

Do these women go HGROWOWLLR like a cougar?

no they scratch your back with their claws since they haven't had sex since the divorce

mh i think what you are describing is not 'post-30s woman on prowl' but 'mental illness'

as if 30 is old wtf

woops

(my post aside i'm not really sure what mh is on about)

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old men who do are frequently/appropriately regarded as creeps

-- deej, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

I cry for all old men everywhere for this inequal travesty

no cunty for old men

Right, or drink a single martini and then try to grab the groin of men they happen to be sitting near after doing all the things I mentioned above

sorry but i can't believe that this is really a reoccuring problem you poor guys have to put up with on a daily basis

old men who do are frequently/appropriately regarded as creeps

-- deej, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

I cry for all old men everywhere for this inequal travesty

-- Will M., Tuesday, November 27, 2007 11:43 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no one was crying. i said 'appropriately'
i just think its funny that people are getting captain save-a-cougar

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that is kind of the point, that it is completely atypical behavior and hence so interesting

this isn't, like, oppression of older women, more a mild ribbing by folks acknowledging they also mostly like the attention

but again not speaking for mh

i like cougar pussy why because its intertsing

you can speak for me on that, that was on point

mh are you on some kind of unreliable narrator thing? a woman in a bar grabbed my shit oh noeeessss!!!

BRAGGIN 2007

haha at least it makes for a good story. nobody cares about the 943543th time i got my ass groped on the subway.

GUYS seriously, dudes have lusted after widows and divorcees since time immemorial, but most of the time it's been because men have felt free to treat them as whores and ruined women.

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also elmo otm.

No, that happened to my friend who talked to a lady in that circumstance. I've seen the same thing happen a few times, although in this case:

1. I sit down at bar.
2. Woman (LATER OUTED AS COUGAR) sits down a few seats down and repeatedly tries to make this weird flirty eye contact. I stare at beer. I observe her flirting agressively with targets in her "demo"
3. I leave bar, and later find out she pulled that move on a friend who did sit next to her and talk, although she was more interested in mentioning that she had a place, giving her contact info, etc. (groping)

And yeah, I'm not really up on random creepy women grabbing my junk! I might be missing out on a world of awesome.

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i wouldn't mind being compared to a cougar. they are voracious and ferocious

i just wanted an excuse to say "travesty"

no one ever compares me to a jungle cat ;_;

elmo otm, I have no idea if it's empowering in some way for women to flip that situation around and act like being divorced or older gives them motivation to live by a cougar set of rules, but more power to them if so.

i'd rather be a giraffe than a cougar

yes well it seems like this individual was irritating & problematic in ways that are a bit apart from the "cougar" issue we are carefully and respectfully discussing

xp man what

mh is rubbing the wrong way because instead of cougar sounding like an lol joek its sounding like an actual definitive designation

someone clearly needs to record a song called "cougar" immediately

giraffe sounds like slang for a dude who is aggressively into cunnilingus

no I think it's pretty awesome as a joke and I think it should be joked about freely without people thinking we're mocking all hot older ladies

guys who think older women are hot tend to announce their proclivity with the same kind of weird pride as guys who are all "look, i'm not racist, i'm totally into black chicks!"

motivation to live by a cougar set of rules

"headfirst into the flames" (3xpost)

i dunno the whole flehmen response would get old after awhile though. having to smell another giraffe's urine to see if they are in heat=total dud.

watch out for cougars, you're gonna get mauled!

Alex, I think that pretty much all groups of women can be hot, stfu.

i think we need to define the cut-off as 40, though, not 30, come on now

i think we all need to mouth the phrase "motivation to live by a cougar set of rules" over and over and over again

hence the necessity for a song with those lyrics in it!

nothing rhymes with cougar

i do too, mh, and i wasn't trying to diss you personally or anything

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nothing rhymes with cougar

-- Mr. Que, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:01 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

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freddy krueger

booger!

and a little more common, 9 Millimeter Ruger
16 shots, hollow points will go through ya