Thread for that vile revenant of the north LEEDS 'DIRTY LEEDS' UNITED

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never too late to forget

john giles sez they were all at it, and never forget they could play 'a bit' too

worth finding the 7-0 vs southampton in 197x

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yeah, the famed MOTD boxset i'll never see again had an unbelievable highlight reel from that game, including aforementioned giles pulling of showpony stuff to put cron7 to shame

'revenant' is jumping the gun a little, I think - they're still pretty hard-up and if this promotion campaign fails I can see them festering in the Ch'ship for a few seasons yet

Not just a memories thread - we really need them back now imo, they've suffered enough

this thread is in and of itself sufficient evidence for their being revenant

first the internet, then the world

sieg heil

nuff abt yr metaxas <3

agree w/ ik tho, they've done their time, and lord knows the first division could use some storied names rather than m62 sportswear franchises w/ a football team attached

three teams at top of championship right now would do very nicely thank you

leeds ~ 3/1 to get promoted

rockist xxp

leeds + cardiff in EPL wd be quite something, gotta say

ikr

wherefore millwall, when you put it like that

and rangers

and whichever is the #1 nazi team in ulster

always glentoran innit

hopefully west ham and birmingham will stay up so we can have a super-happy family premier league

n.b. in actual reality those 2 clubs need a swift relegation to the balls and then financial extinction

steady on

Most pressing immediate reason - since 'the top 8' isn't going to be a thing after all, need as many awkward bastards in the league as possible. Revived Forest too idc

and stoke

a sheffield team

or two

Are Stoke's fans renowned as being as atavistic as their football?

Also your M62 slur basically dooms Wigan and absolutely nobody else. Poor Wigan :(

oh Sheff United for sure

&bolton

stoke is bnp central so yeah

portsmouth btw

need to have their own uk volkisch league

menopausal casuals and young crims given reduced entry, dogs allowed within grounds, discount alcohol, mnml security, filmed on vhs quality and shown on some cable channel alongside amateur mma

Coventry, then just wait for AFC Wimbledon and FCUM and that'll be it about right

can't see spurs making top 4 in that posited competition

single line of police between sets of fans, which subsequently turn out to be made of hay and bricks

maybe poach Feyenoord as well

need a theme for the new league

carter usm

trailed using that "one-two-three ... THREE-TWO-ONE" nuclear horror advert

isn't that a bit upscale xp?

need some aggro

like a less refined, more REAL kasabian

just some guy bashing on a dustbin lid and shouting 'Oi! 'oi!'

http://www.britannicrarebreeds.co.uk/images/pigs/largewhitegrower.jpg

yorkshire whites

vinny jones fronting what's left of dexy's

needs to be something w/ quasi-laddish social-commentary import that isn't as fey as 'parklife' and can be reclaimed

or yes it cd be kasabian

Keep the 39th game concept imo, but play all games at Altamont Speedway

haha remember when fat west ham tards and the columbus cru had their totally not contrived rumpus on the terraces in like 2k8

afaict this sort of lumpen wite ppl fey aggro shit is part of the appeal to nonhispanic americans

u don't rly get it in mnstrm american sport

altho, lumpen white ppl fey reclusive shit is rly quite popular in mexico

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/plasticknife.jpg

brando's later works sells off the shelves there

afaict the aggro's the whole appeal to all foreigners who remember days before man city were the best thing ever. World Cup presentation shouldve just looped the outtakes from crowd scenes in the motd title sequence imo

juggalemorrissey

just some guy bashing on a dustbin lid and shouting 'Oi! 'oi!'

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:41 (7 minutes ago)

lol at this btw

the oi's have an increasing sense of timidity and self-awareness, eventually self-questioning

nicked by vampire weekend innit

anyway, we have our custom-built anthem here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8hx0Fe2ACM

that's settled then

i guess the only remaining qn is how to include danny dyer, and if so how camp he is allowed to be

ray wilkins role

who does keysy role

incongruous david frost cameo

idk i feel these ppl really h8 danny dyer for being a tourist and kinda meta

maybe he could be like a roving reporter who gets doused in shit and homemade napalm every week

reckon he'd actually be less cringeworthy than clemmit maybe?

idk do u reckon it would be worth having an ilfchatz thing for during matches

saves having to clutter naming rights thread w/ drivel

fuck the naming rights thread.

we have defeated those holding the power in that thread

our board has grown strong

and it hungers

yellow card's only a matter of time here

well ok not rly, but i mean take away chat during games and what's left to clutter?

wild speculation about arsenal title-chances on a thursday afternoon

yeah i love that stuff

wd be down for ilfchatz tho - shame I'm heading out later tonight coz this wd be an ideal opporch to testrun

might be able to do the first half

done, see u there

gotta do some shit before islington vs m62 sportswear bros

yeah that mightn't be a bad plan

tho i spend enough time during football matches texting from my phone as it is tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvyJKWF5Q74

6.40

7.45

what a codder

7.45 tbrr XPOST haha!

'but you wouldn't be doing it out of lack of respect for your opponent bill'

'oh no john you would not'

'not at all bill'

gotta do some shit before islington vs m62 sportswear bros

surely surely surely surely u mean brentford vs m62 sportswear bros

i'll leave that game to the volkisch cru

u know that's gonna be the best game, arsenal will cruise and liverpool will

oh wait we cd watch liverpool vs nv's continued resistance to the noose

or how's about this radical option - there's a top of the table clash in L1 -

right im in
but damned if my first chatz line is gonna be about football.

does anyone ever, eh, say anything? it's a bit nervy, this

oh right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBdBodwjeRQ

LOLOL check wilko 1 min in.

hahaaaa

was gonna say, dude's not awake is he

so rare to hear a yorkshire accent in football these days

Venables offers Gunners olive branch

Leeds' manager calls for an end to hostilities

* David Alexander
* The Guardian, Saturday 28 September 2002 01.47 BST
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Terry Venables will experience his first fixture against Arsenal as Leeds United manager today at Elland Road and it is as well he is not prone to squeamishness. These games tend to be x-rated affairs, but Venables wants to set history aside and, much like the Ryder Cup, begin a new era of sportsmanship between the sides.

"What has happened before has got nothing to do with me and I'd like people to look forward and not have an agenda," he said yesterday. "Let's draw a line under it. Things can happen sometimes, I know, and there is a background to this fixture, but hopefully that will all stop."

Experience suggests it is a forlorn hope. Thirteen months ago, in the second game of the 2001-2002 season, Danny Mills and Lee Bowyer were sent off at Highbury. In May 2001 Martin Keown incurred a one-match ban after elbowing Mark Viduka.

The previous November the then Leeds manager David O'Leary had a scuffle in the tunnel with Robert Pires and, in addition, Patrick Vieira was charged with misconduct - and later cleared - after a scrap with Olivier Dacourt.

Six players have been hauled before the Football Association after the past four games between the sides, and the past seven meetings have generated 51 bookings and four red cards.

Leeds and Arsenal matches have often crossed the fine line between competitiveness and bitter conflict. Venables, who at his former club Tottenham was involved in some rousing north London derbies against the Gunners, is hoping the latest encounter can avoid the kind of controversy that has dogged this fixture.

"We are working hard to concentrate on improving, and the way forward is not to get involved in these sorts of games and vendettas of the past. It is just a matter of speaking to the players about it and asking them to use some common sense.

"It is all about finding the balance of caring enough without stepping over the line. It is down to the players themselves in the end and they need to show strong characters."

That Wilko clip is astonishing. You wanna put a banging donk on it.

the sheer mindnumbing dullness beyond human comprehension of his full statement there kinda is like an astral donk or summat tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nzbsdFGl04

how did i ever miss the opportunity to repost the funniest vid on youtube btw?

they are still vile

they employ michael brown

LEEDS have been dubbed the Pamela Anderson of English football by the man spearheading a £50million takeover of the club.

Dubai-based investment bank GFH Capital remain committed to a buyout of the Yorkshire giants and hope to have the keys to Elland Road by the end of this month after a series of delays.

And GFH Capital chief executive David Haigh, a Leeds fan, reckons his club reminds him of a young Pammi when she shot to stardom in sexy seaside drama Baywatch.

Haigh said: “Leeds is like a young Pamela Anderson. It’s in great shape, with superb assets and a great future ahead of her.

“Like any big acquisition we have to be thorough and that’s the process we’re going through right now. We’re almost there and, hopefully, within three weeks it could be done. We are working incredibly hard to get the deal done but there are procedures and rules which must be followed.”

Haigh added: “We will put finance and resources into the club. We are a Middle Eastern bank and we do things sensibly.”

Leeds has a Hep C and a number of dodgy porn videos in circulation.

Not easy being a Leeds fan these last ten years.

Sure, Leeds United may need to have its anus redyed, but it is still a great club.

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― suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:08 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sure, Leeds United may need to have its anus redyed, but it is still a great club.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 18:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark

finally the analogy i'd been searching for all these years wrt having your badge redesigned and being referred to as a project

(although i did first read that as "redeyed" like it was some innovative new camera feature i wasnt aware of)

surely instagram has a redye feature

There should be a thread for cringeworthy examples of boardroom types attempting to talk the language of football fans, but this is a masterpiece of the genre.

I like to think he says the exact same thing about every acquisition they make.

xp a cynic may suggest that that is its entire feature

Thread for continued speculation on l'affaire KEYSY etc, rolling reactionary stupidity/misogyny/prejudice in football

quote instantly made me think of nakh's pulitzer-winning opening post here really

Cawley, an unemployed labourer, stood in the dock wearing a blue T-shirt that exposed a "LUFC" tattoo on his neck and a Leeds United club crest on his right arm.

The court heard that he had been the subject of two football banning orders, which he had breached four times.

songs praising savile at that game apparently. that's so leeds.

http://www.nme.com/news/waka-flocka-flame/79840

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/SethJohnson02.JPG

The last contracts manager I had to deal with looked a lot like him, I wished more than death upon him.

seriously lolling at such a pile of wank rapper as Waka declaring his love!

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a certain blogger will have experienced the punters of leeds united soon

that could cause lukewhit20 to go off at a tangent again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-cyRKwCPjI

which early 90s leeds player does the uploader of this italo classic have in their avi

the dead one, knowing u

I noticed that the notable football chairman Adam Pearson is involved with the Leeds Utd circus for the 2nd time (the first was before he became involved with Hull when they were almost extinct). That makes him the 2nd worst ever famous Town fan next to David Peace, who whilst he was plugging The Damned Utd shite movie said "a draw would be a good result" when we were playing the white shite for the first time in decades.

Lots of Uwe Rosler noise atm lol!

It's sad they were marching on together

I'm sad for my poor sweet marcelo

I can't stand Derby either but loooooll!

the arrogance from some Leeds fans though, because they've had the measure over Derby this season - some of them already talking about Wembley. A bit like when we were up against those other arrogant "maaaasive club" cunts, Wednesday.

Sad that despite the best efforts of local media to talk up Bielsa's maverick genius qualities (every fucking week) - he's turned out another mediocre failure. That is very bitter pill to swallow.

he is a maverick genius. just a flawed one.

The current Schalke manager achieved what he couldn't achieve with the 4th lowest budget in the championship. That's what maverick genius looks like there pal!

wagner did a cracking job with huddersfield. both the promotion and the year he managed to keep them up. will need more of a career/influence to be called a genius just yet, mind

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCBFAEBAAE933CD63

https://youtu.be/WPutBM7zfv8

185 days sat at the top of the Champo

.. and they fucked it up..

2 - 0 up in the play off semi final

..and they fucked it up...loool

I've been reading that one of Bielsa's major weaknesses is his inability to rotate a squad and too many key players were often knackered during the 2nd half of the season.

poch out

I'm sure there is something quite cool about Bielsa and he's a believer in a world of dull pragmatists. But once you throw your lot in with that vile revenant of the north, then people will not give you a fair hearing, alas. But I wouldn't have it any other way - the overrated arrogant prick!

this is such a classic thread title

and never forget the day Risdale pleaded with Seth Johnson's agent to accept double what he expected.

that inspired stewardship that got them back to where they belong.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/neb1TgFQwRc/hqdefault.jpg

the little shit caught crying on the tv when they got relegated from the EPL is now in his early 20's and votes UKIP.

Appears to be doing whatever the defeated version of a sieg heil is there.

well its the sieg heil i suppose isn't it

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(xp) hail victory?

i believe darragh was referring to the outcome of 1945's WWII play-offs

if bbc radio leeds had covered them playoffs, they'd still be fucking moaning about the multiple injustices of the home side losing during cuba missile crisis.

warnock encroaching into opposition trenches

at least it is this way

urgently want nakh's feelings on bielsa's leeds

People in glass houses and all that......pic.twitter.com/I3qKdRSDro

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lol Bamford is so soft as shit

was reading a post last night by someone who used to play dominoes with Peter Lorimer during 2 am lock ins and once won fifty quid off him.

not today, Satan