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Eric H., Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link

ALAN TURING ftw

the man with the black wigs (Eazy), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link

DR MORBIUS complaining

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link

Can Pynchon win an oscar? Oh, and Best Director to the Norwegian! Otherwise, don't care.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link

Angelina POW movie will win.

see u in Feb.

this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

See you in detrius.

Eric H., Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

(btw i still have box of Milk Duds in fridge, last of my prizes from last Oscars' bar pool)

this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link

we still have a lot of Movie Duds to extract this season

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link

i can't believe it's feb already

da croupier, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

leap year

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link

you put milk duds in the fridge?

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link

if it takes me 7+ months to eat a boxful, yes

this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link

croup u really dont have to be such a pantswetter xo

this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link

Force Majeure for the foreigner win!

Frederik B, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

5 gay movies for best foreign film. An attainable goal.

Eric H., Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link

campaign for Stranger By the Lake Best Picture nod starts here

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link

looool woulda been eligible last year, no?

Simon H., Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link

anyway never doubt the milquetoast taste of TIFF audiences, The Imitation Game is totally taking this

Simon H., Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link

gonna put some money on Ros Pike i think.

piscesx, Thursday, 16 October 2014 00:49 (nine years ago) link

^^Hillbillies only gonna take it away.

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 16 October 2014 00:58 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Interesting that The Look of Silence is unaccounted for.

Simon H., Saturday, 1 November 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link

anyone seen any of that list?

piscesx, Saturday, 1 November 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

The Look of Silence is probably gearing up for a run next year? I've seen Ai Weiwei and Manakamana. Will hopefully watch a few more, including Look of Silence and Concerning Violence, over the next few weeks.

Frederik B, Saturday, 1 November 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link

I saw a few: Anita, Citizen Koch, Concerning Violence, The Dog, Fed Up, Finding Vivian Maier, Gore Vidal: The United States of Amnesia, The Internet’s Own Boy, Particle Fever, The Pleasures of Being Out of Step, Rich Hill, Watermark, and Whitey: United States of America v. James J. Bulger. (I've got an upcoming ticket for Last Days in Vietnam.) I liked Particle Fever the best, then the Gore Vidal and Nat Hentoff films. This is the first I've read of Mitt, which is indeed about who I was hoping it was about. Got to see that.

clemenza, Saturday, 1 November 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link

Seen/liked Jodorowsky's Dune and Life Itself. Have The Dog on hold at the library. Will look into the Vidal and Hentoff films, and probably some of the others once I read up on what they're about. Watching Mitt Romney for 90+ mins, though? Not gonna happen.

MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Saturday, 1 November 2014 18:11 (nine years ago) link

MITT is a Netflix Original it says. looks a bit more toothless compared to, i dunno say The War Room or the Broomfield doc about Sarah Palin or any other on-the-way-to-the-White-House type docs i can think of. but still looks worth seeing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLHxbemvpxY

piscesx, Saturday, 1 November 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

Wiseman will get ignored again for National Gallery obv while there is such ambitious material as Mitt to deal with

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 November 2014 00:28 (nine years ago) link

Thought the Prop 8 doc was HBO.

Eric H., Sunday, 2 November 2014 04:39 (nine years ago) link

Anyone besides Frederic watched Force Majeure?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 03:32 (nine years ago) link

I think it opens here in a week.

Eric H., Tuesday, 4 November 2014 05:10 (nine years ago) link

Gov Awards were handed out to Harry Belafonte, Jean-Claude Carriere, Hayao Miyazaki, and Maureen O’Hara. Watch here:

http://www.oscars.org/governors

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 November 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link

Force Majeure was good, despite one of those too cute endings. Dunno if this is the place to mention it.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 November 2014 15:42 (nine years ago) link

Miyazaki getting an Oscar reminds me of this academy voter:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/rec.arts.movies.current-films/rE5j9gGLy0A/PDli4VpgdMQJ

abanana, Monday, 10 November 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

feature docu shortlist

"Art and Craft," Purple Parrot Films
"The Case against 8," Day in Court
"Citizen Koch," Elsewhere Films
"CitizenFour," Praxis Films
"Finding Vivian Maier," Ravine Pictures
"The Internet's Own Boy," Luminant Media
"Jodorowsky's Dune," City Film
"Keep On Keepin' On," Absolute Clay Productions
"The Kill Team," f/8 filmworks
"Last Days in Vietnam," Moxie Firecracker Films
"Life Itself," Kartemquin Films and Film Rites
"The Overnighters," Mile End Films West
"The Salt of the Earth," Decia Films
"Tales of the Grim Sleeper," Lafayette Film
"Virunga," Grain Media

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link

I thought The Missing Picture was a runner this year, some of these are pretty shit in comparison.

xelab, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link

ya think? I would never watch the Ed Koch thing but it's apparently quite a brownnose job.

among the predictably missing: Manakamana, National Gallery

Thought for sure the Glen Campbell film was in.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link

The Case Against 8 is very much a TV doc, I thought.

Eric H., Tuesday, 2 December 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link

Vivian Maier is a fine subject but this is a standard mediocre vanity doc made by some little uninteresting shit who can't resist telling you just a little bit more about himself.

Jodorowsky's Dune is a celebration of a thunderous, boorish, mediocre arsewipe who made lousy pretentious b-movies and he talks shit about a lousy movie he never made.

xelab, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link

visual FX shortlist

Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Godzilla
Guardians of the Galaxy
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Interstellar
Maleficent
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
Transformers: Age of Extinction
X-Men: Days of Future Past

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link

(zilch for Noah and Moses Bale)

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

What kind of Carmen Sandiego movie title is this?

Eric H., Friday, 5 December 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link

A "last Robin Williams movie" kind?

This is what I call a "late career" FYC project:

http://d1oi7t5trwfj5d.cloudfront.net/08/63/a5c121b34090bf200b502308ef8a/six-dance-lessons-in-six-weeks-poster.jpg

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 December 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link

Whatcha lookin at, Cheyenne?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 December 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link

Didn't realise people who aren't involved/associated somehow with "The Industry" still watched the Oscars

, Monday, 8 December 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link

Jodorowsky's Dune is a celebration of a thunderous, boorish, mediocre arsewipe who made lousy pretentious b-movies and he talks shit about a lousy movie he never made.

lol wrong

Οὖτις, Monday, 8 December 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link

the cinematographer on that Gena Rowlands movie is Vilmos Zsigmond

Rex Reed gave it an effusive whorequote

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 December 2014 01:54 (nine years ago) link

so Simmons and Arquette have got it locked, it seems. Jake looking more likely for a nod too.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 01:04 (nine years ago) link

I am still having a hard time picturing Arquette actually winning (esp. if Chastain can start building up a little momentum), but Simmons seems Leto-locked.

Eric H., Wednesday, 17 December 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link

9 shortlested for foreign film Oscar:

Argentina, "Wild Tales," Damián Szifrón, director;
Estonia, "Tangerines," Zaza Urushadze, director;
Georgia, "Corn Island," George Ovashvili, director;
Mauritania, "Timbuktu," Abderrahmane Sissako, director;
Netherlands, "Accused," Paula van der Oest, director;
Poland, "Ida," Paweł Pawlikowski, director;
Russia, "Leviathan," Andrey Zvyagintsev, director;
Sweden, "Force Majeure," Ruben Östlund, director;
Venezuela, "The Liberator," Alberto Arvelo, director.

Eric H., Friday, 19 December 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

Biggest snubs seem to be Winter Sleep, Norte, the End of History, the Dardennes, Xavier floppyhair.

Eric H., Friday, 19 December 2014 17:24 (nine years ago) link

weeeeell, none of the snubs are really oscar-y. Go Östlund, I say.

Frederik B, Friday, 19 December 2014 18:11 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

so unborkened is gonna be this yrs extremely loud incredibly close huh

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 3 January 2015 00:31 (nine years ago) link

Ebert gonna beat Snowden for the doc prize

I think Snowden wd be a better film critic

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 January 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

I bow to you.

Eric H., Saturday, 3 January 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

Cross-posted from SELMA thread.

http://www.vulture.com/2015/01/oscar-films-the-prison-of-historical-accuracy.html

Eric H., Wednesday, 7 January 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

weird article - "sometimes people share factual inaccuracies and it's good because it explains why unbroken wasn't good, but sometimes it's bad because the inaccuracies of the imitation game make it good, etc". it seems like it's trying to say that facts don't matter if the film is good, but then keeps backpedaling because (well, imo) facts DO matter even if you enjoyed the movie.

da croupier, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link

I don't really see Foxcatcher as being part of a "history" debate... that's just a "true crime" tale which Hollywood is usually even more footloose (as in very loosely transforming the details of Dog Day Afternoon, to no one's outrage).

There's also a significant difference between altering / condensing things regarding Alan Turing and Selma, where all the participants are either dead or very old, and ZDT where the PRECEDING YEAR and the actions of the current government are being dramatized.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

definitely sympathetic to someone wanting to argue that historical accuracy is not the whole of a biopic's value, but when someone takes it to some sort of "let's stop caring what really happened" stance then well no, let's not let popular myths go unchecked thank you

da croupier, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

The last paragraph about ZDT was especially awkward.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

it's as if the writer were cracking his knuckles until the moment he could cite the film receiving the most abuse in recent years.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

the most torture even

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 21:08 (nine years ago) link

god i am so sick of chris pine and i've only seen him in like one movie

marcos, Friday, 9 January 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

he is like the most boring type of "hollywood good-looking" person imaginable

marcos, Friday, 9 January 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

guess whooo? Hope you're right about Cotillard, but I prefer to expect the worst.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/house/article/2015-oscar-nomination-predictions

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

the Nick Pinkteron line about biopics is so good that I wish it were true.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:23 (nine years ago) link

I could barely muster up the effort for the nominations articles. It's only really fun Oscar blogging imo when you have a preset slate you can rip into.

Eric H., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:27 (nine years ago) link

well, you used "distaff" in a sentence, so that counts.

You went for Cotillard and Jake too.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

I told Ed he totally subtweeted me with his choice of pics (e.g. each seems like the most likely to not get nominated).

Eric H., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

what are yr off-the-record picks for makeup, then?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link

I was about to write Steve Carell's nose even before checking to see if there was a shortlist and ... I'll be damned, it's actually in the running.

Eric H., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

Also, it feels like Budapest is headed toward double-digit nominations, so.

Eric H., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

you think? that would shock me.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

I guess the probability that it's getting scratched in acting categories stands in the way of that.

Eric H., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link

If Cotillard, Spall, and Fiennes all made it, I would delight in Jeffrey Wells' head exploding.

It's not well known that the Carell nose is the same one Woody & Diane stole in Sleeper.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

it does seem like there's been this crazy momentum shift towards GBH

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

Won the Globe, led the BAFTA nods, hasn't really missed any major guild nominations...

Eric H., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

I would've never guessed it.

Eric H., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

driven by empty calories of year-end bullshit, finally?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

Gone Girl took nothing at the GGs and i bet the same happens at the Oscars. what is it with Fincher? Se7en, Social Network and Fight Club were all stiffed too and Zodiac didn't even get ONE nomination!

actually GG will at least maybe win best adapted screenplay i guess. but still..

piscesx, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

it's still in the running for best pic and i figured it had a good chance after leaving the theater but there's been so much bait released EOY it'll get pushed out. the imitation theory game just got plopped right in there.

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link

XP Zodiac's original release was bumped from awards season due to some studio be, and after that I don't think any lobbying bucks were thrown its way.

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:36 (nine years ago) link

"Studio B.S."

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:36 (nine years ago) link

ah i vaguely remember that.

piscesx, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 00:13 (nine years ago) link

Brody on Oscary acting in "grotesquely tasteful" bait by good actors (ie JuMoo and Aniston)

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/oscars-go-bad-performances

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:27 (nine years ago) link

Too much of a good thing, perhaps.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

i'm amused that Hair & Makeup goes in the first tier, Docs in the second

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link

Mark Harris' fourth and final predix column of the week

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/2015-oscar-nomination-predictions-best-director-best-picture/

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

FilmExp

http://thefilmexperience.net/prediction-index/

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 12:50 (nine years ago) link

Just Jared: http://www.justjared.com/2015/01/15/oscar-nominations-2015-final-predictions-live-stream/

all coalescing around same shit

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:00 (nine years ago) link

whoa, no Ebert doc

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:35 (nine years ago) link

keira knightley. didn't expect that.

piscesx, Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:40 (nine years ago) link

she was cited often in the last few weeks but tbh I didn't notice her amid the nonsense

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link

Gone Girl stiffed for Adapted Screenplay. Fincher's lousy Oscars run continues.

piscesx, Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:43 (nine years ago) link

Cotillard is in.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link

fucking Steve Carrel and Bradley Cooper. No Jake.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:45 (nine years ago) link

boringly predictable the whole thing.

piscesx, Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link

American Sniper with Best Pic nod, no directing nod for Clint.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link

boringly predictable the whole thing.

― piscesx

Coop was a long shot.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link

Selma got only BP and song, i believe

Ida and Mr Turner for cinematography

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link

thinking Ida beats Leviathan for foreign

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link

probably

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:48 (nine years ago) link

only one nod for Gone Girl. Who's going to watch this broadcast w/out the audience pleasers?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

how the hell did bennett miller get that directing nom?

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:58 (nine years ago) link

re Gone Girl, how can a film that made THAT much money with such a relatively small budget, was so critically respected and liked by the public get such short shrift? i know subjects like that never do well with 'The Academy' but still. good to see Ros Pike get a nod mind.

piscesx, Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:58 (nine years ago) link

my predix:

GBH, maybe Boyhood
Wes Anderson, maybe Linklater
Cumberbatch, maybe Keaton
Moore or Cotillard (fingers crossed for the latter)
Arquette
Simmons

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 15 January 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link

It's Moore.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 14:27 (nine years ago) link

wondering if The Judge is really so awful.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

No Best Actor nod for Fiennes is a shame.

Can anyone point me to a piece by a reliable Oscarologist on why Grand Budapest Hotel has gone so much further than other Anderson movies? It's different (and excellent) but not different enough to explain this giant leap in recognition.

Minaj moron (Re-Make/Re-Model), Thursday, 15 January 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

box office $$ and years of accumulating good will in the Academy sense

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 14:36 (nine years ago) link

Lot of familiar names just scattered around various categories, especially the acting noms, which should just be called "people we know who are in lots of movies all the time but this time we're arranging them in shorter lists." Oyelowo was hosed. Too measured?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 January 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, Fiennes, too. Talk about carrying a movie.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 January 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link

GBH and its setting and title are very "prestigious" in a way

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 15 January 2015 14:39 (nine years ago) link

Boyhood and Linklater will win. Moore is the easy way out, but hope for Cotillard. I bet Keaton gets the statue, and he's lauded with a long standing O like he's 20 years older and it's the second coming of Nicholson.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 January 2015 14:40 (nine years ago) link

Was Lego Movie this year?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

Yeah. It was robbed.

Would be happy with a split vote: Boyhood for film and Anderson for director.

Minaj moron (Re-Make/Re-Model), Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link

sorry omar, there is no way Budapest is winning best picture

still think Birdman (unseen by me) is at least even money for picture, director or both. 12YS last year broke the showbiz run, it's time to get back on track.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

How in the world did The Lego Movie not at least receive a best animated feature nomination? Egregious.

Smoothie Operator (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

On the other hand, How to Train Your Dragon 2, which I finally saw, is indeed great, and truly gorgeous.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

Princess Kaguya ftw (but it won't)

oh so Birdman didn't get editing? Doom?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, I can live with a Lego snub in exchange for a Ghibli nod.

Smoothie Operator (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

my predix:
GBH, maybe Boyhood
Wes Anderson, maybe Linklater

Given Birdman isn't winning best picture by a longshot, I'm starting to sense this a little bit too. Of course, Weinstein's 8 nominations could easily turn into the "Boyhood can't win" alternate.

I bet Keaton gets the statue, and he's lauded with a long standing O like he's 20 years older and it's the second coming of Nicholson

Just read somewhere that if Keaton wins, he'll actually be the second oldest best actor winner ever, which is crazy. (And maybe untrue.)

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

On the other hand, How to Train Your Dragon 2, which I finally saw, is indeed great, and truly gorgeous.

No, it's an aimless, paint-by-numbers follow up to one of the best mass entertainments of the last decade. Total pap.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

wait... Henry Fonda, and no one else was over 63? Top o' my head, John Wayne was about 62... xp

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

holy fuck keaton is older than nicholson was when he won for as good as it gets wtf

da croupier, Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

i guess it's understandably hard for me to match what 60 looked like when i was a teenager and what 60 looks like to me now

da croupier, Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link

Jack was 60 in '97.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link

and keaton's 63

da croupier, Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

hence...

da croupier, Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

And I just found out that Eddie Redmayne is only a couple years younger than me and not the 22 I sort of thought he was.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

Also, fuck Foxcatcher.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

only 2 best actresses older than MK too

H'wood hates looking at the olds

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

OK, thinking now "Last Days in Vietnam" will win doc. Made by political royalty who doesn't question US imperialism and will endorse Hillary.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

Jennifer Aniston, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Amy Adams weren't nominated for an Oscar by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences on Thursday, Jan. 15 -- but Dick Poop was. Academy president Cheryl Boone Isaacs incorrectly announced Dick Pope's name in the Cinematography category for his work in Mr. Turner, which led to a slew of hilarious reactions via Twitter.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

and Chris Pine standing next to her did not laugh. Captain Kirk has been taken over by an alien force.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

Laura Dern plays Witherspoon's mom, no? Nine years older.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

Yep. She's used for poignant effect, but that's all she is – a holy spirit of poignancy.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link

Holy Caucasian people, Batman. Is this the whitest list of films ever?

the captain beefheart of personal hygiene (soda), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

i read Wild during a brief and ill-advised association with an office book club. 'twas wretched, so as much as i enjoy reese i can't muster the energy to see the film

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

But hey, the Selma song mentions Ferguson, they're covered. xp

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

Best Actor

Steve Carell, "Foxcatcher"
Bradley Cooper, "American Sniper"
Benedict Cumberbatch, "The Imitation Game"
Michael Keaton, "Birdman"
Eddie Redmayne, "The Theory of Everything"

Best Actress

Marion Cotillard, "Two Days, One Night"
Felicity Jones, "The Theory of Everything"
Julianne Moore, "Still Alice"
Rosamund Pike, "Gone Girl"
Reese Witherspoon, "Wild"

Best Supporting Actor

Robert Duvall, "The Judge"
Ethan Hawke, "Boyhood"
Edward Norton, "Birdman"
Mark Ruffalo, "Foxcatcher"
J.K. Simmons, "Whiplash"

Best Supporting Actress

Patricia Arquette, "Boyhood"
Laura Dern, "Wild"
Keira Knightley, "The Imitation Game"
Emma Stone, "Birdman"
Meryl Streep, "Into the Woods"

Cinematography

"Birdman"
"The Grand Budapest Hotel"
"Ida"
"Mr. Turner"
"Unbroken"

Costume Design

"The Grand Budapest Hotel"
"Inherent Vice"
"Into the Woods"
"Maleficent"
"Mr. Turner"

Directing

Alejandro González Iñárritu, "Birdman"
Richard Linklater, "Boyhood"
Bennett Miller, "Foxcatcher"
Wes Anderson, "The Grand Budapest Hotel"
Morten Tyldum, "The Imitation Game"

Foreign Language Film

"Ida," Poland
"Leviathan," Russia
"Tangerines," Estonia
"Timbuktu," Mauritania
"Wild Tales," Argentina

Makeup and Hairstyling

"Foxcatcher"
"The Grand Budapest Hotel"
"Guardians of the Galaxy"

Original Score

"The Grand Budapest Hotel"
"The Imitation Game"
"Interstellar"
"Mr. Turner"
"The Theory of Everything"

Adapted Screenplay

"American Sniper"
"The Imitation Game"
"Inherent Vice"
"The Theory of Everything"
"Whiplash"

Original Screenplay

"Birdman"
"Boyhood"
"Foxcatcher"
"The Grand Budapest Hotel"
"Nightcrawler"

Best Picture

"American Sniper"
"Birdman"
"Boyhood"
"The Grand Budapest Hotel"
"The Imitation Game"
"Selma"
"The Theory of Everything"
"Whiplash"

Animated Feature Film

"Big Hero 6"
"The Boxtrolls"
"How to Train Your Dragon 2"
"Song of the Sea"
"The Tale of the Princess Kaguya"

Documentary Feature

"Citizenfour"
"Finding Vivian Maier"
"Last Days in Vietnam"
"The Salt of the Earth"
"Virunga"

Documentary Short Subject

"Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 1"
"Joanna"
"Our Curse"
"The Reaper (La Parka)"
"White Earth"

Film Editing

"American Sniper"
"Boyhood"
"The Grand Budapest Hotel"
"The Imitation Game"
"Whiplash"

Original Song

"Everything Is Awesome," "The Lego Movie"
"Glory," "Selma"
"Grateful, "Beyond the Lights"
"I"m Not Gonna Miss You," "Glen Campbell: I'll Be Me"
"Lost Stars," "Begin Again"

Production Design

"The Grand Budapest Hotel"
"The Imitation Game"
"Interstellar"
"Into the Woods"
"Mr. Turner"

Animated Short Film

"The Bigger Picture"
"The Dam Keeper"
"Feast"
"Me and My Moulton"
"A Single Life"

Live Action Short Film

"Aya"
"Boogaloo and Graham"
"Butter Lamp"
"Parvaneh"
"The Phone Call"

Sound Editing

"American Sniper"
"Birdman"
"The Hobbitt: The Battle of the Five Armies"
"Interstellar"

Sound Mixing

"American Sniper"
"Birdman"
"Interstellar"
"Unbroken"
"Whiplash"

Visual Effects

"Captain America: The Winter Soldier"
"Dawn of the Planet of the Apes"
"Guardians of the Galaxy"
"Interstellar"
"X-Men: Days of Future Past"

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

so is Coop our generation's William Hurt?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

hmmm will ponder

At last we see what kind of British actors elude the Academy: David Oyelowo.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

how the hell did bennett miller get that directing nom?

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, January 15, 2015 7:58 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Silver lining: Ashley Olsen at the Oscars.

Tove Lo Tove You Baby (jaymc), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

so is Coop our generation's William Hurt?

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, January 15, 2015 10:55 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not a bad comparison:
http://scottfeinberg.com/bradley-cooper-could-become-the-10th-actor-to-earn-a-third-consecutive-oscar-nom

Tove Lo Tove You Baby (jaymc), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

Just 1 nomination for Selma

curmudgeon, Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

2, pic & song

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:25 (nine years ago) link

I do not understand what anybody likes about Bradley Cooper

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

tot meh on him too

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

They should have campaigned harder that Oyelowo was a British, and therefore doing more acting. Maybe he would have gotten the nom then. Or maybe the voters thought he'd just been nominated last year.

xpost Dragon 2's plot was nothing special, but it was really, really beautifully painted by numbers.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link

Actually the third movie since the switchover to land the dubious honor of being nominated for Best Picture with only 1 other nomination behind it, but at least The Blind Side and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close's other nods came in the acting categories.

Best Picture
Best Song

That just looks really sad.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link

Odds that Cooper as the racoon and Vin as the tree give an animated intro to an award ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

yea cooper is totally meh. i guess he is okay in some comedies but as a dramatic actor i don't know. to say dude is like william hurt is way off imo

marcos, Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

hm cool, glad I can root for duvall & dern but im never seeing those movies, or most of these movies overall actually

johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

hurt has always brought a thoughtfulness and gravitas to his acting that i never really see in cooper

marcos, Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

Coop is a fine comedic actor, he should do more.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link

hurt has always brought a thoughtfulness and gravitas to his acting that i never really see in cooper

― marcos,

oh I just meant "Aryan white guy gets three consecutive noms"

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link

Half of Hurt's roles seem seriously sedated. Would watch Coop in an "Altered States" reboot, though.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link

he was ok in American BS

Wm "hIT ON hEAD BY 2x4" Hurt

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link

does Kiss of the Spider Woman hold up btw? good book and director.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link

His first and second nods in this trio are both fine. It's this one that's annoying and wan.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link

Not really. Hurt used his denseness to smart effect in Broadcast News and The Big Chill.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

Morbs xpost

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

I think Kael wrote about Hurt in Woody's Alice sumthin like "I wonder if he figured out he's the WASP Asshole?"

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

I don't think it's much admired round here, but I got a kick out of his AHOV bit.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

i think the hurt role i most love is smoke

marcos, Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

Hurt's not great or anything but he made some interesting/strange choices in terms of roles and uses his blankness to varying effect. Cooper is just I dunno what, there's no there there, he's completely anonymous to me.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:52 (nine years ago) link

Matt Damon's doing the blankness-to-varying-effect well now.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

Odds that Cooper as the racoon and Vin as the tree give an animated intro to an award ...

― Josh in Chicago

i love those bonkers Poochy moments at the oscars

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

A trio of Florida film critics admitted in December to being baffled by absence of Selma screeners.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

hurt in a history of violence is incredible

also...body heat!!!

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

best performance in HOV beyond the two leads is stephen mchattie as the alpha dude of the two psychos from the beginning. real old school henriksen vibe in that role.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

hurt and harris great too, tbh.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/2015-oscar-nominations-show-lack-of-diversity-in-a-year-when-films-didnt/2015/01/15/676f2cc2-9cc1-11e4-a7ee-526210d665b4_story.html?hpid=z1

As the lucky nominees were identified — first by the directors J.J. Abrams and Alfonso Cuaron, then by actor Chris Pine and Academy President Cheryl Boone Isaacs, an organization that has already been criticized for being old, white and male looked increasingly so. With such right-on exceptions as Sandra Adair in the editing category, precious few women were nominated for the top technical and creative awards. High-profile snubs included the author Gillian Flynn, who adapted her novel “Gone Girl” for the screen, and “Selma” director Ava DuVernay, who just a few days ago was the first African American woman ever nominated in that category at the Golden Globes. David Oyelowo, was also overlooked for what most critics and viewers agree is a stunning performance as Martin Luther King, Jr. in the film.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

Hurt's repeated line readings of "broheem" in HOV always get a laugh from me

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

xxxp otm, mchattie belongs in the tough guy character actor hall of fame

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

I should've known that when I didn't come out of Selma hating the thing it was probably doomed.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

David Oyelowo, was also overlooked for what most critics and viewers agree is a stunning performance as Martin Luther King, Jr.

yeah but who would you eliminate. like i mean steve carell played a NOSE.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link

I would've thought that, even if it was complete garbage, Selma was a shoo-in for a best picture nomination.

Smoothie Operator (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

uh it was nominated

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link

agree w/ Harris it shdve been released sooner

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link

Selma's not out in the UK yet but judging from recent buzz Flynn, DuVernay and Olewoyo all seem like weird omissions to me.

Minaj moron (Re-Make/Re-Model), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

Everything should be released sooner. The Deer Hunter "let them WANT to see it during the voting period" strategy is played out in our current echo-chamber Oscar culture.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

still nothing on Spike Lee's Twitter aside from promotion of his Ganja & Hess remake.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

Grand Budapest was back in March, right? If it won, it'd be one of the longest stretches between release and reward since ... Silence of the Lambs?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link

uh it was nominated

Guess I was right, then.

My brain is clearly halfway off today. Allow me an attempt to salvage my argument: I'd have thought that, even if it was complete garbage, Selma would've had a legitimate shot at winning best picture. Given the dearth of non-musical supporting nominations, any chance it might've had as even a dark horse candidate seems to have been scuttled.

Smoothie Operator (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

Not sure, but I and some other lucky fest-goers saw The Hurt Locker a year and a half before it took Best Picture.

Simon H., Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

(xp)

Simon H., Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

you guys, conservatives are fuming about the oscars too. because nolan got the shaft. lmao.

goole, Thursday, 15 January 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

Sasha Stone @AwardsDaily · 6h 6 hours ago
In not nominating Gillian Flynn the Academy just passed up a chance to honor the first and only woman to adapt her own novel in 87 yrs.

piscesx, Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

This morning may have finally sent her off the deep end.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

and Sasha Stone?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

Fiennes getting no nod.. that's truly baffling too. fuckers don't 'get' funny performances but i wonder what Ralph has done to piss them off. film gets 9 noms but the guy that carries the damn thing gets nothing.

piscesx, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link

Given the furor over the lack o' ladies in the running across the board, the smear campaigns against Boyhood are really going to write themselves.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link

looking back thirty yrs these are the closest roles to 'comedy' by lead male actors

Tom Hulce - Amadeus
Robin Williams - Good Morning Vietnam
Roberto Benigni - Life is Beautiful
Johnny Depp - Pirates of the Caribbean
Leonardo DiCaprio - The Wolf of Wall Street

and those are all in movies that aren't pure comedies or anything

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

I'm hardly a fan of Fiennes in general but he is incredible in GBH, definitely carries it, so many great line deliveries ("you FUCKERS!")

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

Wouldn't Nicholson's latest two at bats count as at least technically comedic?

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

these British and Irish actors get funnier as they age.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

i love ra(l)phie fiennes, dude is vv good at comedy. would like to see him do a purely sleazy scumbag role a la his cameo in 'the good thief'.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link

Not sure I'd call Fiennes' failure to be nominated "baffling." Best Actor was v. competitive. Some people thought he might benefit from GBH's recent momentum, but he was always in the #6-#10 range. I'm guessing that he, Oyelowo, and Gyllenhaal were the next three vote-getters (followed by Spall, maybe?), though it'd be interesting to know the order.

Tove Lo Tove You Baby (jaymc), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

i bet carell nosed out gyllenhaal's eyes at the end.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link

true to form the Academy nominated the least interesting combination.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link

Absofuckinglutely.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link

btw all you people going, "You know, my girl/boyfriend are catching up on Oscar movies and are gonna give Foxcatcher a chance," I'm warning you now.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

Carell, Cooper, Cumberbatch, Keaton, Redmayne

vs.

Fiennes, Gyllenhaal, Oyelowo, Spall

You could put literally anyone in the latter group -- Wahlberg in Transformers, McConaughey in Interstellar, Sorbo in God's Not Dead -- to bring it up to five and it would still be unquestionably the better group.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

Jon Langford in Revenge of the Mekons

xp

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

Beautiful shot.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

Enough of a rooting interest for the Boyhood categories and Citizenfour that I'll probably watch a little more of the show than usual. Very disappointed that Yo La Tengo's 40 seconds in Boyhood doesn't qualify anywhere--Best Wim Wenders Imitation or something.

clemenza, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:33 (nine years ago) link

http://graphics.latimes.com/oscar-nominees-2015/

Observers were quick to point out that the 87th Academy Award nominees lack racial diversity. All the finalists in the best actor and supporting actor categories are white. “Birdman” director Alejandro Inarritu is the only non-white nominee in the best director category.

The lack of diversity prompted the hashtag, #OscarsSoWhite on Twitter. An L.A. Times study in 2012 revealed that 94% of Oscar voters who choose the nominees were white and 77% male. Blacks represented 2% of the academy while Latinos were even fewer.

curmudgeon, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link

As was widely expected, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences announced a slate of Best Picture nominees on Thursday morning that have gone largely unseen by general moviegoers so far.

Ahead of nominations, the eight movies nominated for Best Picture had earned a combined $203.1 million. That's the lowest total since the Academy expanded the field beyond five nominees—and by a large margin, too. The previous low was 2011, when the movies had earned a combined $519 million ahead of nominations.

The highest-grossing Best Picture nominee this year is The Grand Budapest Hotel, which is writer/director Wes Anderson's biggest movie ever with $59.1 million. Budapest opened back in March—a few weeks after last year's Oscar ceremony—and is already available to watch on HBO. Therefore, don't expect any kind of serious theatrical re-release here.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 January 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

At least now everyone can see the expansion experiment was a total failure.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Friday, 16 January 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

Cranky old Bob Lefsetz was ranting that the Oscars are out of touch with real people like him who uh, just watch Breaking Bad and stuff and don't go to the movies.

curmudgeon, Friday, 16 January 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link

ignoring Interstellar, Lego, Guardians, Gone Girl.. yeah i'd say that was out of touch. i guess they've been through this a few times before; the late 60s, the mid 80s etc. i recall hearing that the nod/s for Beverly Hills Cop in 84 were a sop to more populist movies. obviously the massively out of touch late 60s era is documented in that Pictures At A Revolution book. for it to be *news* everywhere, that the Oscars are now so bland and uniform really does 'The Academy' no favours.

piscesx, Friday, 16 January 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link

ignoring Interstellar, Lego, Guardians, Gone Girl.. yeah i'd say that was out of touch.

Maybe you'd like them to nominate the box-office chart so they'd be even more like the fucking Grammys.

Interstellar was shit btw, tech nominations are more than enough for that geekwank.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

15 nominations btwn Budapest and Boyhood is about as "in touch" as they get from my POV

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

can we plz throw "populist" in the goddamn garbage can re film, music etc

that shit is populAR

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link

The lack of anything egregiously Blind Side-esque in the best picture noms is kinda heartening.

Ronald Raisins (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

Maybe you'd like them to nominate the box-office chart so they'd be even more like the fucking Grammys.

The Lego Movie and Gone Girl were critical hits, bub.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

yeah not enough for me to see em tho

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link

Let a little populism into your life, Morbs.

Ronald Raisins (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

It would be nice for them to recognise that making a Marvel blockbuster as witty and imaginative as GotG is harder than making a solid biopic of a troubled Brit scientist but that will never happen.

Minaj moron (Re-Make/Re-Model), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

Unusually good year for big box-office movies. At least half of these got great reviews:

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?yr=2014

Minaj moron (Re-Make/Re-Model), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

yeah Re-Model, Stranger by the Lake was also eligible, so talk to the hand.

http://www.oscars.org/sites/default/files/2014_reminder_list.pdf

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

Someone should add up the total cost of, say, those top 20 movies. And then we can all barf together as one.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 January 2015 15:44 (nine years ago) link

Carell, Cooper, Cumberbatch, Keaton, Redmayne

vs.

Fiennes, Gyllenhaal, Oyelowo, Spall

You could put literally anyone in the latter group -- Wahlberg in Transformers, McConaughey in Interstellar, Sorbo in God's Not Dead -- to bring it up to five and it would still be unquestionably the better group.

― Vulvacura (Eric H.), Thursday, January 15, 2015 4:35 PM

even punch up with Eisenberg in Night Moves

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link

The lack of anything egregiously Blind Side-esque in the best picture noms is kinda heartening.

Sez you.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

that Mr. Peabody & Sherman gross proves that brats and their parents will watch anything

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

Just for the sake of argument, here's my subjective list of the 2014 movies that made over $50M that based on critical/popular reception would not be incredibly outlandish to consider as best picture nominees:

4	The LEGO Movie	WB	$257,760,692	3,890	$69,050,279	3,775	2/7	9/4
15 Interstellar Par. $185,136,958 3,561 $47,510,360 3,561 11/5 -
17 Gone Girl Fox $167,210,252 3,284 $37,513,109 3,014 10/3 -
25 Into the Woods BV $107,130,087 2,833 $31,051,923 2,440 12/25 -
53 The Grand Budapest Hotel FoxS $59,100,318 1,467 $811,166 4 3/7 8/

In other words, the Academy basically did just about all they could this year frankly.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

On which chart is The Judge

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

that Mr. Peabody & Sherman gross proves that brats and their parents will watch anything

You're half right. Unfortunately, they don't let you leave little kids alone at the movies; it's a bigger scam than 3D. Fortunately, my kids had no interest in seeing this, though that has no bearing on their brattiness.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 January 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

if anything i thought parents wd drag the kids to that under the delusion it wd be like the early '60s toons.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link

if anything i thought parents wd drag the kids to that under the delusion it wd be like the early '60s toons.

That's the thing that I found really weird about the Peabody & Sherman movie -- not even the parents of today's kids grew up with Rocky & Bullwinkle. I mean, I saw it once in a while the Bozo Show, but it wasn't a cherished childhood memory.

Tove Lo Tove You Baby (jaymc), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link

You're gonna love the upcoming Kukla, Fran & Ollie CGI snarkfest.

Ronald Raisins (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

If they made an "iPad: The Movie," it would top the box office for months.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

The Force Majeure director reaction video has to be a stunt, right?

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Friday, 16 January 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYTWqLmnjt0

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Friday, 16 January 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

i have not seen the movie but as i gather it's kind of a black comedy this could be a gag on their part

then again, europeans (and most directors really) Take Their Shit Very Seriously

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link

wait so how bad is that Sherman & Peabody movie they are showing it as a $1 night movie at my kid's elementary school on Friday night

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

fwiw I have never understood why those original R&B cartoons were considered good/funny

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

oh u r lucky i don't FP

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

kinda bewildered by the idea that the "parents of today's kids" didn't grow up w/ rocky and bullwinkle because it was always on when i was a kid on at least one channel, it's like the law&order of kids' shows. maybe that's not the case anymore but it sure was in the late 80s/early 90s.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 16 January 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

Born 1975. Did not grow up watching R&B, though I was at least aware of it. But no, not even the barest tinge of nostalgia when that Peabody movie came out. At least no more than when this popped up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-pqvOPnNEk

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link

And this was 20 years ago!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:45 (nine years ago) link

kinda bewildered by the idea that the "parents of today's kids" didn't grow up w/ rocky and bullwinkle because it was always on when i was a kid on at least one channel, it's like the law&order of kids' shows. maybe that's not the case anymore but it sure was in the late 80s/early 90s.

Morbs:

http://thesciencedog.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/strawman-full.jpg

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 January 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

that wasnt me

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link

Born in 1969 and I watched R&B like a motherfucker when I was a kid. I have them on DVD and everything.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 16 January 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link

Rocky And Bullwinkle was on kids Tv a fair bit in the 80s in the UK iirc.

piscesx, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

i want Shakey to clarify if he didnt think the Bullwinkle cartoons were funny, or just the Peabody ones, so we know how much of a tar base we need for the feathers.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

The failure of the R&B movie (in ... 2000?) pretty much represented the tail end of nostalgia for the series. Imo. The shows are of course brilliant, but alas I can say first hand that they are too slow and, well, old for kids. Kids still dig the manac anarchy of the Marx Bros. and Muppet Show, though.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

literally never saw R&B in reruns growing up, had to actively seek them out to find out why other stuff referenced them so much. and my mom always spoke highly of it.

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link

Another reason to be thankful for Channel 52 (Corona, CA) in the early 70s.

the magnetic pope has sparked (WilliamC), Friday, 16 January 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link

the animation is crappy and all the referential stuff falls flat without its context. JiC otm in that Marx Bros and Muppet Show (and I would add old Warner Bros and Fleischer cartoon shorts and tons of Disney shorts obviously) still appeal/don't seem as stuck in a particular era. When I got around to watching Laugh-In I didn't find much of that funny either (Nixon cameo aside). Comedy ages in weird ways...

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

the novelty of a cartoon referencing radio serials is kinda not novel or even meaningful anymore, for ex.

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link

Saw lots of R&B and S&P growing up, always dug them. My main gripe with the reboots, apart from their very existence, is that the voices are way off.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 16 January 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

Marx Bros and Muppet Show ... still appeal/don't seem as stuck in a particular era

yeah, like Groucho joking about Liberty magazine, the Saturday Evening Post and Strange Interlude

the animation is crappy

i won't even

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link

peabody and sherman was always my least favorite r&b interstitial; even preferred AESOP & SON (aka "edward everett horton is busy today")

difficult listening hour, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

favorite r&b joke: when they tell "the magnate of a powerful shipping company" that they want to borrow a boat to go after "maybe dick", and the shipping magnate says "you want to go after MAYBE DICK?" and rocky's like uh-huh! and the shipping magnate says "YOU want to go after maybe DICK???" and bullwinkle says "for a powerful magnate, you don't pick things up very fast"

difficult listening hour, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link

favorite r&b animation: look on boris' face after pausing in the midst of a moose-and-squirrel-could-not-possibly-find-us-here monologue to answer a knock on the door, revealing bullwinkle looking to borrow a match, and hurriedly slamming door: IS MOOSE!

difficult listening hour, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:22 (nine years ago) link

(but yeah not exactly snow white)

difficult listening hour, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

obv it was over kids' heads a lot, like Pee-wee

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link

like Groucho joking about Liberty magazine, the Saturday Evening Post and Strange Interlude

but see the difference is there is MORE to the Marx Bros than just this (btw I only recognize one of those you cite, I doubt my daughter knows any), with everything else I cited there's great formal artistry at work, underpinning the whole thing. R&B is just ugly to look at + outdated joeks.

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link

my daughter also loves Pee-Wee fwiw

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

The references in the Marx Bros. are almost irrelevant, it is so manic and disruptive. I mean, the kind of variety show referenced by the Muppets is sort of an outdated model, too, but it's so funny and crazy that kids don't care. And yeah, they love Looney Toons.

And Morbs, kids today - "kids today!" - have been so spoiled in terms of sophisticated animation. When you're raised on/by the likes of Pixar, the visual bar has been set pretty high. Even Loony Toons is largely saved (in their eyes) by the pace and chaos.

Of course, kids today would gladly still sit through the contemporary equivalent of the shit I watched growing up. I think, going the other direction, if it's super dumb the animation does not need to be sharp. If it's super smart (which is to say, referential and witty), it has to be fast and zippy. Like, say, "Phineas and Ferb," which is an amazing balance of fast and funny and smart on both an adult and kid level.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

this thread's gone nuts.

piscesx, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

That's how exciting the Oscar noms were this year.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

what JiC said although I would add that one of the reasons Looney Tunes still appeals to generations raised on Pixar et al is that those cgi studios have cribbed a *shitload* from Warner Bros cartoons in terms of framing, pacing, character design + animation - just the way stuff moves in general

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

there's a shared visual language that they recognize

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

anyway lol

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

Never thought I'd say this, but

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Vulvacura (Eric H.), Friday, 16 January 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

But how will you otherwise learn about the Oscars in 2015?!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

oh did I shit up your annual industry handjob thread sorry my bad

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

Has anyone named Oscar ever been nominated for an Oscar?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

Asghar Farhadi

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Hammerstein

Tove Lo Tove You Baby (jaymc), Friday, 16 January 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

Hammerstein's the only Oscar to win an Oscar. Others nominated: Brodney, Homolka, Lagerstrom, Millard.

Tove Lo Tove You Baby (jaymc), Friday, 16 January 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

shoulda been Oscar Levant

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

Shoulda been Oscar Isaac.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Friday, 16 January 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

what JiC said although I would add that one of the reasons Looney Tunes still appeals to generations raised on Pixar et al is that those cgi studios have cribbed a *shitload* from Warner Bros cartoons in terms of framing, pacing, character design + animation - just the way stuff moves in general

xp

― Οὖτις, Friday, January 16, 2015 3:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM. Also, the voices. There has never been another voice artist who comes anywhere near Mel Blanc's genius.

What do "kids today" get in their animation? "And Bradley Cooper as the talking piece of celery!"

(which I guess he kind of is irl anyway, but still)

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 16 January 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

not rly sure what was 'strawman'-ish about my point, any more than jaymc's -- i assume i'm in the rough age range of parents of kids today (32, btw), and rocky & bullwinkle was about as easy to see as old looney tunes or any other popular 'old' cartoon.

anyone who thinks R&B is bad should compare it to basically any u.s. animated cartoon from 1965 till about 1990, an unparalleled wasteland of shitty writing, bland-to-the-point-of-inhuman art, and soul-destroying banality.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 16 January 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

You take that back, He-Man, GI Joe and Thundercats were awesome. Because they were on, and we had no choice.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 January 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

Oscar winner, 1963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiYjwRZK_NM

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 January 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

uh

After three excellent weeks in limited release, American Sniper expanded nationwide on Friday and earned a stunning $30.5 million.

This the largest single day ever in January; the previous record belonged to Avatar, which took in $25.8 million on January 2nd, 2010. It's also 77 percent higher than the previous opening day record, which belonged to Cloverfield ($17.2 million). Finally, American Sniper's opening was over twice as big as last year's Lone Survivor and Ride Along (both at $14.4 million).

With great word-of-mouth ("A+" CinemaScore), Sniper should play well through the rest of the weekend. Even if it takes a big drop against tough competition from the NFL conference championship games on Sunday, it should still wind up over $80 million for the three-day weekend

just when I count Clint Eastwood the fucker delivers

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 January 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

Absolutely pre-sold.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Saturday, 17 January 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

The Force Majeure director reaction video has to be a stunt, right?

― Vulvacura (Eric H.), Friday, January 16, 2015 5:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol if i'd remembered to go to the Q+A with him later that night i probably could've told you :(

qualx, Saturday, 17 January 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link

For instance, only directors can suggest best director nominees and only actors can nominate actors. But the entire academy membership can submit suggestions for best picture.

: http://www.sacbee.com/entertainment/article7075169.html#storylink=cpy

curmudgeon, Sunday, 18 January 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

wait, people are actually going to see "american sniper"?

unless they portray that guy to be the fucked-up asshole he was i have zero interest.

I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 18 January 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link

(btw remind me to tell you about the time i visited sgt york's childhood home)

I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 18 January 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link

i think psychology has proved that "war heroism" is v often insanity, temp or othwise

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 January 2015 01:08 (nine years ago) link

(btw remind me to tell you about the time i visited sgt york's childhood home)

― I dunno. (amateurist

remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 January 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link

(couldn't resist)

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 January 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link

Never in my life have I been so thoroughly nonplussed by a being movie nominated for Best Picture as I am with Sniper. Politics aside the movie is an absolute piece of shit. (I do have to admit BCoop is great.)

rip van wanko, Sunday, 18 January 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

If the movie is a big hit (as it seems to be) i wdn't completely write off a Cooper win at the Oscars, whatev the politics

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 January 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

Everyone in that category outside of Carell has "a shot."

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Sunday, 18 January 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

Isn't it odd that Under the Skin got zero nominations? Not even one for the immaculate soundtrack?

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Sunday, 18 January 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

no

qualx, Sunday, 18 January 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

Yeah that is not an academy-type movie. Def on my best of list for the year.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 18 January 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

american sniper aka the hurt locker II: more hurt, less locker

I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 18 January 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

More Hurt, Less Locker, No The

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Sunday, 18 January 2015 06:08 (nine years ago) link

So, yeah, it took Sniper all of ONE SINGLE DAY to become this year's highest-grossing best picture nominee.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=4003&p=.htm

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Monday, 19 January 2015 14:15 (nine years ago) link

I've followed news about its climbing grosses all weekend. And here I thought Gran Torino would be Eastwood's last box office hurrah.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 January 2015 14:19 (nine years ago) link

I'm choosing to pretend that this phenomenon is strictly stemming from Eastwood worship, lest I have to once again back away from American pop culture slowly.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Monday, 19 January 2015 14:22 (nine years ago) link

Hollywood Obamaists circling the wagons discreetly, preferring their pro-war American exceptionalism to come from the shadowy artsiness of Bigelow-Boal.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 January 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link

They do that, don't they?

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Monday, 19 January 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link

can one circle a wagon discreetly?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 January 2015 14:31 (nine years ago) link

At night. It will become less discreet soon.

This might actually push a few doc votes to Citizenfour as a "statement." (I am still thinking Last Days in Vietnam, which apparently says nothing politically.)

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 January 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

Alfred, you circle wagons COLLECTIVELY, you don't circle around one wagon. You are fired from my remake of Rio Grande.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 January 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

He Wore a Red AIDS Ribbon

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 January 2015 14:36 (nine years ago) link

Rally Round the F**, Boys!

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Monday, 19 January 2015 14:41 (nine years ago) link

Brokeback Stagecoach

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 January 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

The apparent success of American Sniper seems pretty not surprising to me. Muddled morals fog of war movie, hero whose lies took traction but whose truth has my guess gone unknown by the same hyper patriots who embraced the fiction, military, Eastwood, America - it's like pan partisan movie bait. And it's probably the only best picture nom with machine guns.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 January 2015 15:13 (nine years ago) link

Ludicrously enough, I think the Wes Anderson one has 'em.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Monday, 19 January 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link

Firing? Or just soldiers standing around? I can't remember.

I noted way back when on the "Interstellar" thread how refreshing it was, love the movie or hate it, to see a big budget blockbuster with no guns or other military fetishising.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 January 2015 15:23 (nine years ago) link

Just two dudes breaking each other's industrial helmets on a rocky, bombed-out looking terrain while somewhere nearby a flag waves.

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Monday, 19 January 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link

Mark Harris:

There’s something else to consider: In part as a result of that huge box-office number, the conversation around and about American Sniper is about to get a lot more political. Eastwood’s film pretty much skated through its prenomination heats because of (1) Clint love among the Academy’s mostly old/white/male votership, which is not monolithic but, you know, not entirely non-monolithic; and (2) the history police being too busy disemboweling Selma to pay much attention to the fact that Eastwood’s movie was about a man who made his name by killing 160 people in the Iraq War.

Now that changes. The next few days are likely to see any number of right-of-center media outlets herald the film’s box office triumph as a victory for “real Americans,” and an implicit counterweight to “Hollyweird.” And there’s going to be more discussion all along the ideological spectrum about the degree to which American Sniper is in fact a conservative movie — conservative not in the kind of overt expression of politics that it shrewdly takes pains to avoid, but rather in its relative lack of interest in the people Chris Kyle killed, or the country in which they were killed, or what we were doing there.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 January 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

is this footnote true?

You’d have to go all the way back to 1941’s immensely popular hit Sergeant York to find an Academy Award–nominated war movie that so directly equated American war heroism with a body count.

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/american-sniper-bradley-cooper-box-office-oscar-race/

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 January 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

There's a huge gun battle in GBH

Xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 January 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

I never saw Black Hawk Down

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 January 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

Was it Sam Fuller that said there's no such thing as a totally anti-war movie?

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Monday, 19 January 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

that who

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Monday, 19 January 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

last days in vietnam was about as feel-good as a vietnam movie can possibly be for americans without actually making everything up. found what i saw pretty boring.

every time i see an ad for the eastwood movie it reminds me of the movie in inglourious basterds.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 19 January 2015 18:45 (nine years ago) link

dfh, r u Seth Rogen? he tweeted same

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 January 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

not far off, at this point

difficult listening hour, Monday, 19 January 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link

LDIV was pretty well-made and effective for what it was imo, though someone who saw it and had no idea what happened in vietnam would probably come away thinking that the worst thing that happened there was that we left, which is A Problem of course

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 19 January 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

Lol I haven't seen GBH in almost a year, but totally, there is a gunfight in the lobby! I totally forgot!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 January 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

plan on seeing american sniper to see if there's anything to the hogwash folks on both sides of the aisle seem to be flinging at it. i seem to recall someone at the ny times labeling it "pro-family" in a v. glorious strawman piece and based on talking to the critics i know who've seen it and dug it (who are not righties), it's decidedly...not some "men of valor" B.S. (or whatever that movie was starring actual navy SEALs).

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 19 January 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

there is a gunfight in the lobby

pretty entertaining one too. reminded me of a comic variant on the amazing gunfight in the hotel in johnnie to's exiled

I dunno. (amateurist), Monday, 19 January 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link

For a change, the docs are the strongest of the three short film lineups. The Reaper and Our Child are incredibly tough to watch.

Eric H., Saturday, 24 January 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link

Imitation Game is bad beyond belief. Direct to TV trash. 1/10

abcfsk, Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link

i wish it were that bad, it'd be more interesting.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link

they are forecasting

http://www.slantmagazine.com/house/tags/academy+awards

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 February 2015 16:01 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8853c1IUAEPumR.jpg

Tove Lo Tove You Baby (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 23:23 (nine years ago) link

could not ID the two on the right w/out looking at nominees list.

so will Wachowskis' bomb be Redmayne's Norbit?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 February 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

The reviews I've bothered to look at say he's by FAR the best thing in it, so no.

Eric H., Thursday, 5 February 2015 17:52 (nine years ago) link

btw that Beat the Crowd contest is now open -- the one that had no winner last year, cuz, the crowd picked every winner.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 February 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link

no way tatum isn't the best thing about that movie

qualx, Thursday, 5 February 2015 22:50 (nine years ago) link

Mark Harris:

I’m not sure why, in the last four years, Oscar voters have suddenly become so determined to turn inward, although they certainly live in a world that encourages it. Every year now, awards season seems to be twice as noisy as the year before. Given the glut of mailings, screenings, DVDs, trade publications, and blogs that exist because of Oscar advertising, roundtables, preliminary awards, dinners, contrived festival honors, panels, and Q&As, it’s easy for people who live and work inside the bubble to start to believe, between October and February, that the bubble is all there is. When they go home for the holidays in December, it’s with a stack of screeners; when they self-disgustedly flee Hollywood in January, they get only as far as Sundance. And this winter, the scandal over the Sony hack and The Interview provided an unusual corroboration of the idea that what Hollywood does really is front-page news with real-world stakes. In that context, a vote for Birdman, which might have looked like an act of self-absorption back in November, may now feel more like a defiant act of self-affirmation: We’re here, we’re deeply flawed but sincere — get used to it!

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/best-picture-birdman-academy-awards-producers-guild/

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 February 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link

they're self-obsessed and sexee [sic]

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 February 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

Slant pair doing v well with their forecasts imho; kudos Eric.

and Ed ranked all the nominees (but one), and the loser is Whiplash.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/house/article/ranking-oscars-2015-nominees

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 February 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

for someone who claims to hate this whole rat race stuff you sure spend a lot of time reading blogs about it

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 13 February 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link

yeah well, life is boring when there's literally nothing to do at work

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 February 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

just do what i do and read wikipedia pages about obscure soviet apparatchiks killed in stalin's purges

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 13 February 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

daring call on orig screenplay by Eric; GBH still seems too good.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link

It won the WGA and the BAFTA, so it's not that daring.

Eric H., Tuesday, 17 February 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link

I def think GBH is winning at least 3 or 4. Just not the big ones.

Eric H., Tuesday, 17 February 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link

just do what i do and read wikipedia pages about obscure soviet apparatchiks killed in stalin's purges

― I dunno. (amateurist)

what I was reading about last week: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marozia

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link

4th of Harris' 5 prediction columns:

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/oscar-predictions-part-4-the-acting-categories/

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 February 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link

most entertainingly headsploding result of the night wd be Citizenfour for doc, Am Sniper for, well let's say best actor.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 February 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

also hadn't realized before reading E's piece today that the best actresses' films only got ONE other nomination total.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/house/article/oscar-winner-predictions-2015-actress

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 February 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

That's not exactly what I was saying. I was saying the three actresses who are most dominant in their film (i.e. most screen time) only got one other nod. Useless Jones' movie got 5 nods.

Eric H., Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

ok got it

(drugged)

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:25 (nine years ago) link

Which, at the risk of incriminating myself, isn't to say that those clamoring for a solution to the problem are any less toxic, diminishing the merits of Moore's valiant, stricken performance in Still Alice as though it's a crime against humanity that she's going to collect her overdue Oscar for a disease-of-the-month melodrama and not for, say, flashing her bush in Robert Altman's Short Cuts or telling Marky Mark where he can put his money shot in Boogie Nights. Many refuse to examine the ways Moore, a dependably controlling performer, wrestles with the material, and how that struggle enriches the plight of her character facing early-onset Alzheimer's disease. And they're the same ones endorsing Cotillard (perfectly fine in a role that mainly asks her to cry and collapse) simply by virtue of her appearing in a more respectable film, engaging in an equally deleterious practice of equating "best actress" with "any female performer who happens to appear in the movie I'm the least embarrassed to be talking about."

otm

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

also: cranky because an hour ago I had written something similar

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

I'm cranky because Mark Harris basically started to make the exact same points as I did and then said, "but that's for another time." X(

Eric H., Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link

last of a Fandor series: aternate Oscars, this one post-1980s

https://www.fandor.com/keyframe/the-alt-oscars-and-now-for-the-nominees

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 February 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link

Mark Harris' final predictions. Best Picture essay worth reading:

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/final-oscar-predictions-who-will-win-on-sunday/

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 February 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

does Robin, Shirley or Mickey win the obit montage?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 February 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link

oh, Temple died before last year's Oscars, PSH too

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 February 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

Academy member John Boorman on Boyhood:

What have you liked that you’ve seen lately?

Of course I’m voting [for the Oscars], so I’ve seen everything that’s around. I have to say that in the foreign language category, there are three films — “Timbuktu,” “Leviathan” and “Ida” — that are head and shoulders above anything in the English-speaking film world. They’re magnificent films. Daring and full of conviction.

What do you think of the films that are in the best picture race?

“Birdman” is a fascinating film, made with some of the daring that I was missing elsewhere. “Boyhood” seems to be the front-runner, it won every critics award, but I was a bit disappointed in it because the boy turned out to be rather uninteresting. His sister was much more interesting, but we don’t see much of her. All the things that boys get up to in my experience as a father, like not doing their homework and smoking and getting into fights, none of that seemed to happen to this kid.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 February 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

most entertainingly headsploding result of the night wd be /Citizenfour/ for doc, /Am Sniper/ for, well let's say best actor.
--touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius)

entirely possible - if nowhere near a lock - that this happens, tbh.

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 February 2015 14:10 (nine years ago) link

John Boorman overestimates Ida

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 February 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

and Birdman.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

I read a bit of speculation, are people really so dumb that they are actually arguing that it matters which way the 2- and 3- favorites will be checked? If a film need 50% of the vote to win, then it doesn't matter. There can't both be 50% with Birdman over Boyhood, and 50% with Boyhood over Birdman.

Frederik B, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

It means that, for people who put movies that aren't Boy or Bird at #1, they still have votes that matter.

poxy fülvous (abanana), Sunday, 22 February 2015 07:20 (nine years ago) link

well The Times clearly has itself a crystal ball judging from the Julianna Moore Best Actress splash at the top of the page

http://40.media.tumblr.com/730a781054a3f31795019cf22ae0c17d/tumblr_nk58np1ZxU1u5f06vo1_1280.jpg

piscesx, Sunday, 22 February 2015 09:02 (nine years ago) link

It means that, for people who put movies that aren't Boy or Bird at #1, they still have votes that matter.

― poxy fülvous (abanana), 22. februar 2015 08:20 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Right, that's not what I'm talking about. But some of the pundits are saying, that if Selma and Theory of Everything are the nominees with least support, then since their #2 votes will be added first, the big question is which film those voters also liked. But that is nonsense. Birdboy might be in a tight race, but they can't both be in front of the other on 51% of the ballots, no matter which way they are counted.

Right?

Frederik B, Sunday, 22 February 2015 14:10 (nine years ago) link

tried to find Eric's "Birdman's not winning best picture" post

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 February 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

he's read the tea though

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 February 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure it was in detrius somewhere.

Eric H., Sunday, 22 February 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

I'm not predicting the director/pic split either.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 February 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

Argo years aside, you never should. Which is what screwed everyone out of perfect scores last year.

Eric H., Sunday, 22 February 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

drinking rules, anyone?

niels, Sunday, 22 February 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

Don't drive.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 February 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

Boorman otm about boyhood

da croupier, Sunday, 22 February 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link

Not sure I needed mason to smoke and punch per se, but his placidity made the film anticlimactic

da croupier, Sunday, 22 February 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link

my favorite present-day Mason scene isn't with the girl in the desert but the one in the bar where he listens to his dad with affection and mild teen contempt babble on and on about Charlie Sexton.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 February 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

I was like, "Mason Jr. otm"

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 February 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

Oh yeah I really appreciated seeing him lose a little esteem for his dad with maturity.

da croupier, Sunday, 22 February 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

i don't think i have any way to watch the whorefest tonight, and im ok with that.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 February 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

watch it on your Morbsphone.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 February 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

"they can't both be in front of the other on 51% of the ballots" is right.
"the big question is which film those voters also liked. But that is nonsense." is wrong. prognosticators are used to the american voting system, and having to take everyone's opinion into account requires a mental adjustment.

poxy fülvous (abanana), Sunday, 22 February 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

Okay, I try again. The nonsensical part is focusing especially on Selma and Theory of Everything, as if Birdboy could create a majority through those votes, while Boyman would have the majority if the votes from American Sniper and Whiplash were counted instead. But there can only be a majority for one film, so it doesn't matter which way they are counted.

Frederik B, Sunday, 22 February 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

I want Boyman to win lots of awards, and I've cleared the night, so I'll watch the whole show, which I haven't done for a few years. (I generally listen while piddling around on the computer in the adjacent room.) When Birdman wins, I'll be sure to already dislike it when I finally get around to seeing it.

clemenza, Sunday, 22 February 2015 20:19 (nine years ago) link

Boyman a better title for the Innaritu picture.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 February 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link

Boyz II Menhood.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 22 February 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

Julianna Moore is the most forgone Best Actress conclusion since.. when? Hilary Swank in '99 maybe.

piscesx, Sunday, 22 February 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

the most forgone Best Actress winner since Cate Blanchett in Blue Jasmine.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 February 2015 20:58 (nine years ago) link

can't remember the last time there was a shock win in this damn thing.

piscesx, Sunday, 22 February 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link

Jennifer Lawrence was a surprise in that you'd have thought they would've waited a few years and noms before she'd get something.

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 22 February 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

mm yeah. although i thought she was p amazing in SLP.

piscesx, Sunday, 22 February 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

➻ BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

I didn't get around to seeing any of them. You want the truth? I shouldn't have voted, but I did. This is bad, but here's the power of advertising: everywhere I looked, I saw pictures of this stupid carcass — whatever the fuck that was — and I thought, "That's a cool-looking thing." And I fucking voted for a movie based on the dead whatever it was in the ad thinking that it looked cool. [laughs]

MY VOTE: Leviathan

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/race/brutally-honest-oscar-ballot-no-773905?mobile_redirect=false

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 February 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

"The Gutillard girl"

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

Oh, yeah. I read those. The Hollywood Reporter interviewed several academy members about who they voted for and why, and kept them anonymous. The responses included, openly and explicitly:

Points off for "not liking" a main character
Points off for not being as likely to win (well, who wants to vote for a loser?)
Points off for "being tired of" an actor, especially if they've won before
Points off for "not getting it" (defensible, actually)
Points off if the cast came to a publicity event with "I can't breathe" t-shirts
Points off for "not showing what a character feels"
Points off an actors performance if they didn't like the movie apart from the performance
Points off if a character is a bad model
Points off for being "britishy"
Points off if the subject of a documentary is (personally) "annoying"
Points given for an actor who has less chance of winning in the future
Points given for a movie that "shows that people will go [to movies] if you put something out that they want to see (was successful)
Points given for liking an actor in the interviews they've done, for another actor who's "humble and endearing" in real life
Points given in one category if they felt the movie was snubbed in another category

Guy on the internet (B'wana Beast), Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link

Shocking

da croupier, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:54 (nine years ago) link

morbs can u plz weigh in now with something deeply cynical bcz I can't pull it off convincingly even though i hate the oscars with a fire matched only by mid-term elections

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

Points off for "being tired of" an actor, especially if they've won before

Fair enough IMO!

piscesx, Sunday, 22 February 2015 23:30 (nine years ago) link

although GTFO with
Points off if a character is a bad model

piscesx, Sunday, 22 February 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

geena davis robbed

local eire man (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 February 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

Points off if a character is a bad model

Eddie Redmayne was a great model tho.

http://charliefanjp.cocolog-nifty.com/photos/uncategorized/2014/05/25/eddie.jpg

Eric H., Sunday, 22 February 2015 23:40 (nine years ago) link

not sure how legit this is but seems you can see the whole shebang on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nKSXG3Nbd4&feature=youtu.be

piscesx, Sunday, 22 February 2015 23:41 (nine years ago) link

aw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-fNRymIMAAAq6d.jpg

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

love the editor's notes in the hollywood reporter article

for that movie not to be in over these two obscure freakin' Chinese fuckin' things that nobody ever freakin' saw [an apparent reference to the Japanese film The Tale of the Princess Kaguya, as well as the Irish film Song of the Sea]?

poxy fülvous (abanana), Monday, 23 February 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

tough but fair

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Monday, 23 February 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

it's been said that the Irish are the Japanese of Europe

kriss akabusi cleaner (seandalai), Monday, 23 February 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link

Alexa Chung's SKY tv commentary coming in for a pasting and it's barely started.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link

it's not legit, piscesx

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link

damn.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:11 (nine years ago) link

I heard that in Hollywood, Oscar is king.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

so yeah this was awks jesus

https://vimeo.com/120322425

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

Gaga in Wonderland.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

Robin Roberts, u gotta ask Chris E if he really knows how baby tastes.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:25 (nine years ago) link

let's be real robin roberts totally knows that babies taste best

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link

oh god not a song

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

Think I broke my mute-button record.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

"best and whitest"

CUT TO

Benedict Cumberbatch

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

Snow White moment

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

the night the Tonys suddenly didn't look so gay

it's a parody you yutzes

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

Eddie Murphy is there!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

Ok fine, I'm watching

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

no Nicholson sighting so far.. maybe he's ill

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

I'm all-in on this too.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

Ed Norton = ageless

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

I had to look him jup to remember why I knew him--yes, Spiderman.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

i was gonna say every grey straight on the globe tuned out in 2 minutes but clemenza made my point for me

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

holy shit that speech was a genuine emo moment!

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

Simmons has probably done more man-on-man buttfucking on TV than any other American actor.

oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

and is 60, obv offputting to alder viewers

oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

hey NPH thinks "confirmed kill" joeks are golden. Def the house f*ggot.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

p sure Liam Neeson now knows he will be remembered as the less haggard Charles Bronson

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link

i wonder if Milena Canonero (won her first for Barry Lyndon) thought Kubrick was as big an ivory-tower twee nerd as Wes Anderson

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

wow a speech dedicated entirely to Wes Anderson. it's a new world.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

(make that 2)

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

Those are the "welp, started winning technical awards, nothing coming in the big awards" speeches iirc

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link

been some decent commercials so far (where were they 3 weeks ago)

rip van wanko, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

anyone got a stream link

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

some terribly written pre-envelope-opening bits this year

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

please thanking you?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

stream here http://www.vipleague.is/usa-tv-shows/286005/1/ceremony-87th-academy-awards-2015-%7C-oscars15-%7C-oscars-%7C-theacademy-live-stream-online.html

click the E tv link or the SKY one. woring fine for me.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

hey a Holocaust film won

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

Never forget.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

Everything really is awesome.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

Fitting how NPH's embarrassed performance happening 20 years after another embarrassed Oscar host perf.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah we all know who you're referring to SERIOUSLY WTF

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

Dave?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

thanks very much piscesx!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, i was reminded of that when he singled out Oprah in the audience xpost

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

hey two different crisis hotline shorts won

a theme

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

was that Mark Mothersbaugh??

Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

Harris really is acting a bit like a hostage

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link

Not presenting lifetime awards right on the show is the worst decision they every made.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

man what I would've given to have seen Belafonte, Jean-Claude Carriere, and Miyazaki on stage.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

was that Mark Mothersbaugh??
--Abstinence Hawk (frogbs)

yes indeed!

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

More of a general observation, but anybody who gets one of those awards ought to get their two minutes of glory during the big broadcast.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

when did they stop presenting lifetime awards in the show? can't recall the last one.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

But what about the singing and dancing?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

oh and honorary Oscars (Chaplin, Groucho etc) they don't do that anymore.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

(xpost) Maybe five or six years ago? Kazan's is one of the last I remember.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

the last one on the show was... Jerry Lewis.

v classy snubbing Maureen O'Hara, Alfred. (sorta like waiting til she's 94 to give her an Oscar)

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

it was the Hersholt

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

I coulda sworn they gave sidney lumet his lifetime achievement one on the actual show in like 2005

(xposts)

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

v classy snubbing Maureen O'Hara, Alfred. (sorta like waiting til she's 94 to give her an Oscar)

hey I wasn't the one who decided not to show her

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

Didn't know Margot was Aussie.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link

have any NON favourites won in any category yet?

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

one of the shorts maybe

Whiplash won sound bcz it is about JASS MUSIC do you see

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

yay for P.A.

rip van wanko, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

Patty on fiyuh

and there's your one Boyhood win of the night

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

wow some excitement at last.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

yay for P.A.

― rip van wanko, Sunday, February 22, 2015 9:56 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

came here to post this

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

maybe Boyhood wasn't *so* bad..

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

Yay. (They should have had Enrique from Boyhood present Arquette her award, give everyone something to squawk about.)

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

that was dope, arquette killing it out there. perhaps should see boyhood one day

pursuit of happiness (art), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

Patricia Arquette for president

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

patricia keeping it the definition of 100

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

shot of Mason Jr. looking genuinely moved genuinely moving

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

acceptance speech 12 years in the writing

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

yeah Boyhood guy looks even more emo tonight than usual.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

as EMPIRE pointed out on twitter; too many Gone Girl spoilers in this show. and then they show the advert for the film in the ad breaks.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

The backdrop of that stage makes me feel like I'm in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon.

Devilock, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link

Don't they usually show a clip or two of the SFX nominees?

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

I loved the Interstellar score.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

good booze gag

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

Just me, or are the speeches more serious and aware than usual?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

Feast was charming.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

i think it's another Beat the Crowd sweep in the making?

http://poorstuart.com/can-you-beat-the-crowd-2015-crowd-central/

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

they aight, for the most part

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

(the speeches)

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

well there's an upset

Princess Kaguya my favorite nominee for anything

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

*halfway klaxon*

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

Ellar Coltrane looking v table is the table

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

hahaha yes

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

ie rowrrrr

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

they should've buried "universal language" with Jack Valenti

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

hey bellhop kid got a good seat

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

I hope Lady Gaga's there to sing the Moldy Peaches-type song from Boyhood.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

Tragic applause-o-meter.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

Hey, no applause!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

Huh, guess I missed PSH? Thank God he missed this J Hud song.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

That's another thing they took away about six years ago. (PSH was last year, I think.)

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

and Mike Nichols wins

glad William Greaves was remembered

Garcia Marquez wrote films?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

Didn't he write Jedi?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

say it loud
I'm dead and I'm PROUD

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link

i bet Mickey Rooney's family told em it was first, last or fuck off

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

haha

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

do they need ask permission? i'm sure they probably do..

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

Didn't know about Elizabeth Pena--remember her being really good in Lone Star.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

The Grand Budapest Hotel: 3
Whiplash: 3
American Sniper: 1
Birdman Movie: 1
Boyhood: 1

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

The Crowd lost editing too, but entirely foreseeable

Boyhood def done for the night

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

Terence Howard waiting for the Teleprompter, also sounding a bit like Portrait of Jason

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

Terrence Howard must be in need of a role.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

why didn't R Lee Ermey even get Oscar-nominated for the same role Lou Gossett and JK Simmons won for?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

Well here it comes, or doesnt

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

Well look at that

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

Liked three of them, best one won.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

GLENN GREENWALD AT OSCARS

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

"Terrence Howard must be in need of a role"

I lolled

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

Boyhood surely for Best Director?

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

i am frankly surprised

btw Zachary Quinto is gearing up to play GG, Ollie Stone needed a gay Vulcan

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

piscesx: possible but v unlikely at this point

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

Equally surprised

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

Curious how the treason joke spins out tomorrow

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

Assuming anyone caught it

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

why didn't R Lee Ermey even get Oscar-nominated for the same role Lou Gossett and JK Simmons won for?

― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 22, 2015 10:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not an actor, too many bad words, British production, and surely you don't misunderstand the movie that profoundly?

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

i guess that lack of "journalistic objectivity" [sic] that Ed Slant was worried abt re Cit4 didnt materialize.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

GLENN GREENWALD AT OSCARS

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 22, 2015 10:51 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am frankly surprised

― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 22, 2015 10:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Equally surprised

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Sunday, February 22, 2015 10:55 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I too am shocked, shocked that Glenn Greenwald would enjoy the spotlight

No one thanked Putin?

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

there'd better be a good punchline for this 'NPHs betting box' shit

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

i couldnt quite locate the cookie-cutter fairy's treason joke

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

Jokes about executable offenses always fun when the girlfriend of the person is on the stage.

xxxpost

Devilock, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

No one's gonna feature Ledisi here either, right?

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

I liked the treason joke. so many speeches have been happy transitions are pretty awkward.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

Been heavy not happy, phone.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link

Never knew a third-rate Chicago rapper and a second-rate r&b singer led the Edmnd Pettus Bridge march. Thanks Ava.

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link

just saying that for the benefit of whoever is tapping it.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link

Common better than third rate, but Hollywood has made him soft.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

woman in the red frock behind Streep = not so arsed about Feminism.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

Common better than third rate, but Hollywood has made him soft.

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, February 22, 2015 11:03 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Never H.A.S. been

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

Good Sport Award = Travolta

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

Awkward claps

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

and Willy Wonka music!

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

I assume the solitary "woo" after "most incarcerated nation in the world" was Stephen Colbert with a big foam finger.

Devilock, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

Good Sport Award = Travolta

― piscesx, Sunday, February 22, 2015

said his male masseuse

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

Common better than third rate, but Hollywood has made him soft.

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, February 22, 2015 11:03 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is "soft"ness a poor characteristic in men, African-Americans or just rappers?

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

I have no idea what that means. Shouldn't you be manning the Christgau thread?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

Laura Guyer @laurajguyer
Why are they playing CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG? Is that the musical version of AMERICAN SNIPER?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

had Redmayne been anything decent before Theory.. ? gotta say i'd never heard of him.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

does green look good on anyone?

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

he blows smoke into a dude's mouth and shares a bed with him and his mom in Savage Grace.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

GAGA VON TRAPP

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

What the hell is going on

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

Please Gaga, don't hurt em.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

Wow, what an instant bad idea vibe, like an SNL sketch.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

is Gaga miming?

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

SLAY MAMA

rip van wanko, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

Pauline Kael cheering.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

didn't someone do this to the Wizard of Oz a year or two ago?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

hope Plummer staggers on to take the piss out of it like he has done every day since he was in it.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

hope Plummer staggers in and pisses on one of those birch trees.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

paging Nazis

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

did Kael hate The Sound Of Music??

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

you guys are killing me

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

its fascinating watching lady gaga trying to transition into phase 2 of her career in such an obvious way

call all destroyer, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

I think Lady Gaga has left me breathless. By which I mean, dad.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

I liked her Tony Bennett duet

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

Xpost you mean reinventing herself as a muppet?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

Don't get me in trouble piscesx--forget I said anything.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

By which I mean dead, dad

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

is it too late to give Lady Gaga an Oscar for something?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

Are you all trying to say that wasn't good? Xposts

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

gaga's voice is great for this stuff but...why are we tributing sound of music rn

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

Plummer obvs told them to get fucked.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

Gaga was great, but which I mean terrible, but which I mean why was this in the broadcast?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

they should have had Gaga sing acapella renditions of John Williams scores.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

Gaga was incredible! I knew she could sing but damn.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

But CAD is otm.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

aha just looked up the Kael thing.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

Desplat beat himself!

did Kael hate The Sound Of Music??

one of her great slams

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

it got her fired from McCall's or whatever

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

aw Hans Zimmer giving a genuine hug to the winner. he's had enough acclaim, sure doesn't need more.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

Jeff Goldblum does an excellent Jeff Goldblum impression.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

confused about why Gaga has settled into the Streisand portion of her career

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

non-cineaste people of a certain age think tSoM is a great movie

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

Born this way.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

my parents dragged me to Sound of Music about 4 times before i was nine -- and hence, i am as you love me.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

i'm starting to think Wes has an outside shot at director upset

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

I'm all for that upset

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

I sort of respect Eddie Murphy's adamant refusal to be funny, ever.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

Eddie Murphy = no bullshit mode

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

Michael Keaton loving this night.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

its fascinating watching lady gaga trying to transition into phase 2 of her career in such an obvious way

― call all destroyer, Sunday, February 22, 2015 11:18 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"trying"? The Tony Bennett record's been out for five months, after being hatched four years ago. She's just being what she's always been - Stefani, a hyper-talented NYC showbiz kid - though the voice and general professionalism have improved after bad habits apparently have been put aside.

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

and there goes Hollywood, all the way up its asshole with the Birdman self-suck

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

so NO non-favourites in the big categories so far..

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

OPRAH IS THE NEXT BOND

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link

piscesx, you don't follow this dude. Wes A was expected to win orig writing.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link

had Redmayne been anything decent before Theory.. ? gotta say i'd never heard of him.

He was in My Week with Marilyn and also Les Mis.

ailsa, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

in other words, no

ugh, ImitGame is an even shittier script

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

Seriously, this is the heaviest batch of speeches ever.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

worst fucking script ever

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

Hollywood's Most Political Oscars Ever headlines all over the place tomorrow.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

inspiring speech but he banalized Turning

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

You'd think a commercial with Richard Linklater and Steve Wozniak in it would be pretty cool and not the worst

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

There were '70s speeches much, much more political.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

has NPH gone home?

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

"Sometimes it is the people who no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine."

^and they repeated that shit twice

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

NPH is seeing about having Snowden extradited

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

he banalized Turing

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 22, 2015 11:38 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can't believe there were no references to A.I., Enigma, morphogenesis, or the Belousov–Zhabotinsky reaction

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

Linklater should head to his party early and beat traffic.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

Which is not to say you're not right, those could well be the headlines (short memories and all).

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

first time ever the phrase 'smell likes balls' appears in an Oscar speech.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

as opposed to "around Travolta"

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

Seriously, Keaton loving this. He looks like he is having a blast.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

he's chewing gum as creatively as he did in Jackie Brown and Out of Sight.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

i love The Return Of Micheal Keaton i've always loved that crazy guy.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

lollllllllllllllll

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

Oh snap.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

Enjoy it while it lasts

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

I was all set to roll my eyes at Keaton winning, now I feel bad for him.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

these old fucks legit never change, not that I expect them to

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

Redmayne Rising.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

this means Redmayne and Julianne Moore will be reunited

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

has Eddie Redmayne had his voice cut-up on a Prince record? no he has not. so Keaton wins.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

last three best actors: manic depression, AIDS, ALS

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

*very* few shout outs to the fellow noms by winners this year. seems it's gone out of fashion.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

Aw I'm happy for JM

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 23 February 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link

Penn always out for blood.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link

salt n pepper Penn!

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link

Better this than his other movies.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

nope, Penn was in the only Innaritu movie i liked

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

wtf is the band playing the music from "whiplash" by mistake??

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 23 February 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

well I did say there'd be no pic/director split

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

the bridman afterparty seems like it will be really fun

call all destroyer, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

Even Birdman speech goes big picture political.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link

I've got no problem with that.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

back to Broadway with you, Hedwig

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

this was one of the top 10 Oscar broadcasts of the decade.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

thanks for a great night ILX Oscar-watchers *swigs last of the wine*.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link

hey, did anyone else catch that bit where Lady Gaga sang a bunch of songs from The Sound of Music?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link

how come we never see Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger at the Oscars?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

Or bruce Willis?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

(paraphrasing Lisa Simpson)

This is the my favorite part of the year. It's the longest possible time before more Awards Season.

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Monday, 23 February 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link

I'm hoping Glenn Greenwald gets tragically seduced and corrupted by celebrity at some after-party.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link

You'll never guess who the next Daily Show host is going to be.

Vic Perry, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

This is the my favorite part of the year. It's the longest possible time before more Awards Season.

OTM

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 05:49 (nine years ago) link

So far as Hollywood being up its own ass, tho ...

Birdman > Argo & The Artist

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 05:49 (nine years ago) link

well, a low standard. (and not by much -- that fucking critic-in-the-bar scene)

hehe, would've loved to see some Kathryn Bigelow fans reacting to Glenn greenwald on the stage tonight.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

Unlike the other two, Birdman is nothing if not one big piss take, which made it easy to forgive it that scene.

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

well, a low standard. (and not by much -- that fucking critic-in-the-bar scene)

hehe, would've loved to see some Kathryn Bigelow fans reacting to Glenn greenwald on the stage tonight.
--touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius)

bc it's impossible that anyone would ever be able to appreciate both of those things

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

Plus, um, a lot of critics are unrepentant bastards, so.

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

Most puketastic moment of the night was the self-absolving standing O given the "Glory" performance. IF YOU LOVE THE MOVIE THAT DAMN MUCH, HOW ABOUT NOMINATING IT FOR A FEW MORE AWARDS, JERKWADS?!

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

the motives behind the critic scene are potentially petty (albeit effective, given the amount of critics who are projecting and thinking inarritu is YELLING RIGHT AT THEM IF THEY DIDNT LIKE BABEL) but of all the things to dislike about birdman, a clearly exaggerated portrait of a critic seems slight, it's like being mad at anton ego in ratatouille

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

*albeit it's effective

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 06:05 (nine years ago) link

plenty other things that are almost inarguably pretentious/hollywood jerkfest/half-baked about it aside from that

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

I do not welcome being robbed of Imitation Game going 0 for 8, but Graham's speech was one of the truly genuine moments of the night ... and given the only script that could've conceivably won over it was even more obnoxious, well ...

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 06:08 (nine years ago) link

Is it me or there was more focus on singing than the film themselves? We hardly saw any clips or long homage montage or anything.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 23 February 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

Eric, maybe the Academy needs to expand the other major categories to 8-9 nominees for the major awards in heavy years?

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 23 February 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

(regarding Selma)

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 23 February 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

I'm not arguing against them not liking the movies they don't nomination. Fine, whatever. Just don't effing pretend to love movies you clearly didn't like, AMPAS, just because you're embarrassed when everyone pointed out your incurable insularity.

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 06:12 (nine years ago) link

nomination nominate

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 06:12 (nine years ago) link

Arquette promptly took some shine off her onstage comments backstage by stringing together some thoughts in a clumsy way. A shame. We still have this gif tho.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/5b5d50376ec092f6d318aea3c85535dd/tumblr_nk7eysuwpJ1qiavcao1_400.gif

Johnny Fever, Monday, 23 February 2015 06:27 (nine years ago) link

The moment J.Lo notices she's on camera.

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 06:28 (nine years ago) link

I've quite enjoyed this awards season, in which I include the surprisingly good SNL thing, though not as much as I would have if something I cared about won something anyone noticed

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 23 February 2015 06:32 (nine years ago) link

I didn't watch this in the previous 2 years, and now I remember why. Long and boring. If I were in charge, I'd cut out the production awards (design, makeup, costumes), the sound awards that nobody understands the difference between, all of the "old movies are so great!" montages (thankfully only present this year in the opening song and in the sound of gaga bit, both of which sucked), and actually kick those bores off when they start listing their dogs. If the show were under 2 hours it might be bearable.

I was OK with the dancers this year -- they only appeared during the songs, and they weren't the focus.

poxy fülvous (abanana), Monday, 23 February 2015 06:52 (nine years ago) link

the gaga thing was almost incomprehensible to me; they think people want this?

I dunno. (amateurist), Monday, 23 February 2015 08:34 (nine years ago) link

i'm not surprised redmayne won - everyone knows the academy loves to reward stories of illness and disability blah blah - but it's still kind of annoying cuz he's being rewarded for a striking performance in a tedious, underwritten, insight-free movie.

he does an amazing job of charting hawking's physical decline but i learned virtually nothing at all about the man, his work, or his thoughts or feelings. he's just like a chill bro who likes a beer and thinking about things i guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 23 February 2015 10:24 (nine years ago) link

birdman was great fuiud
Keaton robbed obv fuiud

local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 23 February 2015 11:54 (nine years ago) link

Birdman is nothing if not one big piss take,

OK, I don't even know what this means. You really don't think the script is not Innaritu & Co's defiant justification for THEIR brand of "arty" Hollywood horseshit sentimentality?

My friend's review of Birdman: "It's not that good! It's Michael Keaton."

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 12:20 (nine years ago) link

all of the "old movies are so great!" montages

suck it

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 12:22 (nine years ago) link

O'Hehir postmortem:

Harris floundered and struggled against a stale script and its leaden gags. He repeatedly fumbled names, appeared to go blank for several seconds while eye-locked with a seat-filler, and evidently paid no attention to what was happening when he wasn’t talking. He made a crack about a dress worn by the director of a short film about two seconds after the woman had finished talking about her son’s suicide, and stepped on director Laura Poitras’ powerful acceptance speech for the documentary “Citizenfour” with a weirdly reactionary joke about Edward Snowden and “treason.”

,,,That third-rate David Blaine thing with the sealed predictions in a box, and Harris’ forced attempts to get some shtick going with Octavia Spencer? Jesus Christ. It just would not stop. (I appreciated that when Harris tried to drag Robert Duvall into it, Duvall gave him nothing.) But seriously, people, and I know this is heresy of a high order: Seth MacFarlane was funnier! At least he had the courage to make an ass of himself!

http://www.salon.com/2015/02/23/oscars_2015_nuggets_of_electric_political_theater_amid_oceans_of_lame/

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 12:38 (nine years ago) link

apparently there is upset that Joan Rivers was absent from in memoriam.

BITCH WAS NOT A MOVIE ACTRESS

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 12:45 (nine years ago) link

the first wave of the thinkpiece flood!

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 12:52 (nine years ago) link

Also apparently not a member of the Academy xpost

Also saw a lot of whining about Harold Ramis not being included, even though he died before last year's Oscars and was presumably (can't remember) included in that one.

ailsa, Monday, 23 February 2015 13:01 (nine years ago) link

They're always liberal with that "RIP" thing, they could have made space for Joan.

NO CLOO (I M Losted), Monday, 23 February 2015 13:08 (nine years ago) link

Also, the Oscars' disability fetish has gotten beyond offensive, IMO, to people who actually have to live with a disability.

NO CLOO (I M Losted), Monday, 23 February 2015 13:10 (nine years ago) link

The first person with a serious disability who acts in a role that features no disability will get all the Oscars.

Bill Murray gave Harold a shoutout on stage last year. Maybe he was a "too soon" 2014, like PSH, though I guess the latter slipped in the montage last year.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link

They're always liberal with that "RIP" thing, they could have made space for Joan.

They are not. No Andy Griffith a few years ago, and he actually gave one great film performance.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 13:15 (nine years ago) link

No Andy Griffith a few years ago, and he actually gave one great film performance.

"Matlock" was a TV show though.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 14:10 (nine years ago) link

Big Thinkpiece #2:

As for the big winner: Voters were obviously mad about Birdman, and everyone who was rooting for something else is … you know, mad about Birdman. It is possible to admire the exquisite craft and technical facility with which the movie was made, to be amused and charmed by its droll, darkly comic take on narcissism, artistic aspiration, and the fight of a creative individual to make a mark, and still feel a slight twinge of … This again? Another movie about showbiz and its lovable nutcases? There are stretches in which the Oscars seem to go into hibernation; think of the 1980s, when Chariots of Fire and Gandhi and Amadeus and Out of Africa and The Last Emperor won and it was hard to discern how much curiosity, or much of anything other than a desire to retreat from the world and the country into a kind of pictorial/historical splendor, the Academy had. In retrospect, I think those movies won not because Academy voters didn’t care about what was going on in America, but because they didn’t know what was going on with American movies. The 1980s — post–Raging Bull, pre–indie boom that began with 1989’s Sex, Lies, and Videotape — were a decade of uncertainty and trepidation about what American films were supposed to be, other than blockbusters.

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/decoding-the-2015-oscars-the-birdman-win-and-what-it-tells-us-about-hollywood/

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link

think of the 1980s, when Chariots of Fire and Gandhi and Amadeus and Out of Africa and The Last Emperor won and it was hard to discern how much curiosity

Wow, I'm having really painful, depressing flashbacks.

NO CLOO (I M Losted), Monday, 23 February 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link

apparently there is upset that Joan Rivers was absent from in memoriam.

BITCH WAS NOT A MOVIE ACTRESS

Ahem:

http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/char_68993.jpg

http://beautyblitz.com/sites/default/files/styles/gallery_image/public/gallery-images/Muppets-Take-Manhattan-final.jpg

Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 February 2015 14:41 (nine years ago) link

"Matlock" was a TV show though.

is this humor our are you ragging on a face in the crowd? in any case, the andy griffith show far surpasses matlock in terms of pinnacles of griffith's career: television phase.

also

No Andy Griffith a few years ago, and he actually gave one great film performance.

unless it's what you were alluding to above, you must never have seen no time for sergeants

pursuit of happiness (art), Monday, 23 February 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link

v impressed w/ the movies that babysat you on cable, OL

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

Joan Rivers also had a brief role in that batshit Burt Lancaster adaptation of John Cheever's "The Swimmer."

klonman, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:05 (nine years ago) link

yes, a movie that Classy Red Carpet Joan would stick her fingers down her throat and go EGGGHHH EGGGHHH at.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 15:07 (nine years ago) link

jesus, you're really on fire with miserablism the past few days, like more so than usual

you make me feel like danzig (WilliamC), Monday, 23 February 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

i do what i can.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

Garcia Marquez seemed like an odd inclusion.

jmm, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

xpost

Oh it doesn't matter either way to me. Just wanted to bring up that movie because it has a scene featuring Lancaster in swim trunks sprinting alongside a horse

klonman, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

I enjoyed the apathetic tone of some of NPH's intros. "The talented Scarlett Johansson." "Two people who absolutely deserve to be here."

jmm, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:23 (nine years ago) link

and you'll never hear "The talented ___" about an actor

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link

Couldn't help but notice that the "Two people who absolutely deserve to be here" followed immediately on the heels of Terrence Howard's performance.

Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 February 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

think of the 1980s,

Anyone else notice that a lot of the orchestral commercial queues were from the '80s, stuff like "Flashdance" and "Eye of the Tiger?"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

know your early-middle-aged target audience

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, I did notice some pretty specifically Gen X cult film touchstones in the NPH opening song (like Clue and Back to the Future).

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

where the 30th anniv tribute to The Goonies went, i can't imagine

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

andy greenwald, reviewing the show as a telecast (not much talk about what should or shouldn't have won) with the daggers:

By mid-show, even Harris knew he was bombing, but he appeared powerless to do anything about it. His puns atrophied. His skit partners sold him out. The simple act of throwing to commercial took on the airless tenor of a proof-of-life video.

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/american-snoozer-the-dull-earnest-predictability-of-the-87th-academy-awards/

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

where the 30th anniv tribute to The Goonies went, i can't imagine

Could have sworn the opening song showed a brief Goonies clip, too!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

Yep, Goonies at 2:29:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h48wcCnP9A8#t=149

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

Looking forward to Blue Ivy's rendition of "Goonies R Good Enough" during the 2040 telecast.

Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 February 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

Or whatever will have replaced the telecast several times over by the year 2040.

Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 February 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

in two years the 50th anniv of The Graduate will demand a Disneybot's soiling of "Mrs Robinson"

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

Paul Simon medley.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link

Well, we already know Ass wins eight Oscars in 2505.

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

Ass The Movie?

BTW, isn't "Everything is Awesome" the Lego Movie's brainwashing anthem?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 16:01 (nine years ago) link

gay civil war! over treason joke.

When asked about Harris’ comment, Greenwald told BuzzFeed News at the Governors Ball following the Oscars, “I’m just gonna go ahead and treat it as a joke. I thought it was pretty pitiful, given Hollywood’s fondness for congratulating itself for doing things like standing up for McCarthyism and blacklists. So to just casually spew that sort of accusation against someone who’s not even charged with it, let alone convicted of it, I think is, you know, stupid and irresponsible.
“But I’m trying not to make too much out of it,” he concluded, before adding with a laugh, “Although I’m not succeeding.”

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/glenn-greenwald-on-nph-snowden-joke-at-oscars#.tl20JzAxj

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

Wait ... what?

http://defamer.gawker.com/oscar-winning-imitation-game-writer-graham-moore-im-n-1687449330

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

read that last night

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

So...should we tell him or let him find out on his own?

Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 February 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

oh, gurl.

I went to the MoMA screening of Imitation Game and there was a Q&A after with Moore and a couple of the actors. Matthew Goode jokingly felt him up several times.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

Master Moore is suddenly the most interesting person to be Touched by an Oscar:

His mother was formerly the City of Chicago's chief lawyer and First Lady Michelle Obama's chief of staff.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

Oh boo hoo over Snowden. I just knew we would get a pompous political speech regarding that.

NO CLOO (I M Losted), Monday, 23 February 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

"Another movie about showbiz and its lovable nutcases?"

Yeah, I remember when they gave serious awards to Topsy-Turvy and A Prairie Home Companion and... oh wait

Perhaps this had more to do with their love for both a comeback story and middlebrow pretension, visual and otherwise, the need to exclude independents, and maybe even the fact that Boyhood goes out on psilocybin?

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 23 February 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link

could you go out on whatever it takes?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

Sean Fennessey of Grantland on the creepiest of the major victors:

Eddie Redmayne is 33 years and 47 days old. He has appeared in 14 feature films. He has an Oscar for Best Actor now. He’s just barely younger than Clark Gable was when he won the award for It Happened One Night in 1934. And Redmayne is actually older than Nicolas Cage when he won the award for Leaving Las Vegas in 1996. Cage and Gable appeared in a combined 56 movies by the time they won the award, and seemed to have lived for many years, and through many, well, experiences. Eddie Redmayne — his eyes wet, his body trembling, and his voice approaching the giddy squeee of a teakettle — seemed like a tiny boy. He clutched his award as if it were a sickly animal, petting and cooing it into his breast....

Redmayne, who seems like a nice and hardworking person, promised to “polish him” while genuflecting before his statuette. He seemed a little too excited to be in possession of one. Many have already described his speech as “adorable,” which is the sort of word we use to describe newborn calves. For me, it was as ghastly and exaggerated a response as I can imagine. OK, maybe not the most ghastly.

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/oscars-after-party-birdman-or-the-unexpected-virtue-of-four-hour-awards-shows/

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

Totally had a moment of trying to remember which movies Nicholas Cage and Clark Gable had done together before realizing I'd misread the quote.

Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 February 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

re Redmayne: Does playing an ALS sufferer count as going "not full retard" even if the guy might be a genius? If Rain Man counts I think this does too.

poxy fülvous (abanana), Monday, 23 February 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

Eddie Redmayne — his eyes wet, his body trembling, and his voice approaching the giddy squeee of a teakettle — seemed like a tiny boy. He clutched his award as if it were a sickly animal, petting and cooing it into his breast....

This writing borders on hate crime.

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

xxxp not sure what the critique is here? he was too sincere or not sincere enough? perhaps a slightly weird dude caught up in a moment he didn't anticipate?

pursuit of happiness (art), Monday, 23 February 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

well there are big ripped hunks in mersh movies, then there are Redmaynes. nothing in between.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

nothing in between

Well, me, if I had my way.

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link

perhaps a slightly weird dude caught up in a moment he didn't anticipate?

he's been collecting trophies for two months plus!

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

Maybe he's one of the few remaining people who think that winning an Oscar, unlike the rest of that Foxcatcher trophy room junk, still actually means something.

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

Not saying he's right, necessarily.

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

preeeeeetty ironic for fennessey to call redmayne's reaction to redmayne's victory "ghastly and exaggerated"

da croupier, Monday, 23 February 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

We loathe most that which we see in ourselves.

Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 February 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

thought the speech was great (though I'd have guessed him mid 20s tbh)

rip van wanko, Monday, 23 February 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

Rich Juzwiak, in the comment section of his Graham Moore/"I'm Not Gay" piece:

"This is like Dumbledore in reverse."

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Monday, 23 February 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

could you go out on whatever it takes?

― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, February 23, 2015 2:12 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This writing borders on hate crime.

― Eric H., Monday, February 23, 2015 3:13 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fixed that for you

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 23 February 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/24/movies/awardsseason/oscars-show-growing-gap-between-moviegoers-and-academy.html?_r=0

Summary: Oscars are elitist because American Sniper didn't win Best Picture. No, this isn't Fox News.

Vic Perry, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link

Not gonna bother reading the article, but fwiw, with the exception of Hurt Locker, Birdman is the lowest grossing best picture adjusted for inflation since Marty in 1955.

http://news.moviefone.com/2015/02/23/lowest-grossing-best-picture-winners-oscars/#slide=3358693

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 01:24 (nine years ago) link

(Still kind of amazing how singularly low Hurt Locker's gross actually is among best picture winners, adjusted or otherwise. That's a record that's likely to never be toppled.)

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 01:25 (nine years ago) link

or by Ava DuVernay's next one? (how about an a-g James Baldwin biopic)

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

hurt locker overearned

local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

Yeah I was gonna say: before AS went wide The Grand Budapest Hotel was top grossing nominee. Meanwhile The Imitation Game has quietly and consistently hung around the lower reaches of the top ten and made $85 million..

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link

Saw a recap of all the speechifying last night, and piscesx is right, probably more than ever before. I didn't really notice because everything said was what everyone wanted to hear. The famous '70s equivalents--Brando, Bert Schneider, Vanessa Redgrave--were greeted by waves of hostility.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-nkLmyVIAA5upx.png:large

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

Yes

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link

100% agreed

DJP, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

nerdz

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

let he who is without hit points cast the first d20

DJP, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

Redmayne was excellent in Theory of Everything, as was Felicity Jones, but they and the cinematography were the only good things about it. Even at 2 hours it seemed cursory and shallow.

akm, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

Redmayne was excellent. Jones was paint-peelingly boring.

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

Yeah. She was the only nominee who wasn't even praised a little and disappeared from all mention.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link

So who's winning? My money is on Birdman.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

It certainly has the profile of a best picture winner.

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

Emmanuel Lubezki is an excellent cinematographer; I wonder if he'll ever win an Oscar for a non-stunt.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link

Stunts or no, he should have won for Tree of Life or Children of Men. Or The New World.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

well, Gordon Willis was only nominated for Zelig and The Godfather Part III. That's right, no Pakulas, no Gf i/ii, no Manhattan.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

Angelina POW movie will win.

see u in Feb.

― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 5:19 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

anyway never doubt the milquetoast taste of TIFF audiences, The Imitation Game is totally taking this

― Simon H., Wednesday, October 15, 2014 7:41 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

honest question: is birdman winning better or worse than either of those predicted outcomes (one of which wasn't even possible)?

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

i think Birdman is about as shitty as TIG

All things are possible, my son.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

marginally better probably, though I'm not a fan (didn't see either of the other ones lol)

Simon H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

Even second-rate work from the man rightfully cited by last Sunday's best director winner as the preeminent artist working in mainstream films is by default better than most other alternatives.

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link

(I def hold Lubezki's artistry above practically every director currently working.)

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 21:20 (nine years ago) link

Even second-rate work from the man rightfully cited by last Sunday's best director winner as the preeminent artist working in mainstream films is by default better than most other alternatives.

― Eric H.,

didn't know he liked Clint Eastwood

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

ok, tho i don't know how you compare people who have different job descrips, especially when we don't know what cinematography is, precisely, from film to film [sic] in the digital age.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

xxp i was looking at those during the show and being like "these are amazing," followed by "oh god does flipping out over graphic design this mean i've worked in marketing way too fucking long?"

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

*like this

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

also in part from working in Times Square for 4 years, I found very little of Birdman "beautiful."

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 21:28 (nine years ago) link

I've never thought to myself Lubezki's contributions to any given movie made them markedly worse.

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

I walked on Birdman after 30 mins and still liked it more that TIG which I sat thru b/c companions

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

we never got into the weirdly condescending NPHarris bit with Oyelowo reading a joke in His Classy Accent but we don't have to.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:20 (nine years ago) link

one of many weird and uncomfortable audience interaction moments

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link

there wasn't one good joke

goole, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:26 (nine years ago) link

NPH was legit worse than Franco/Hathaway. Worse than Letterman.

Tho not worse than Billy Crystal, mercifully.

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

Letterman wasn't bad.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

Honestly, tho, I'm glad for it. NPH's armor was due for a little tarnish.

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

we never got into the weirdly condescending NPHarris bit with Oyelowo reading a joke in His Classy Accent but we don't have to.

― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius),

I thought you couldn't watch it

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

got a feed, how do you think i was on this thread commenting smartguy

NPH's "armor," oh so mighty. i'm glad i have concrete reasons to actively dislike his boring ass now. (yeah, go ahead)

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:31 (nine years ago) link

Man, maybe I do need to actually watch this whole thing if it turns out that NPH was worse than Franco and Hathaway. Kinda feel like I need to witness that kind of trainwreck myself.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:31 (nine years ago) link

Letterman was probably the best host of the last 25 years btw cuz he turned the shit into an episode of his show.

He wasn't worse than Franco and Hathaway. Terrence Howard wouldn't have been worse than Franco and Hathaway.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

Scharpling and Wurster should host next year.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

Couldn't help but notice that the "Two people who absolutely deserve to be here" followed immediately on the heels of Terrence Howard's performance.

― Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Monday, February 23, 2015 9:26 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was a reference to the two presenters (Oyelowo and Aniston) having deserved best-actor/actress nominations -- an opinion previously expressed by many.

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:36 (nine years ago) link

grant that there have been many actresses who have one "best actress" for movies that few have seen or cared about, but surely 'still alice' has to be one of the least-seen movies to earn an oscar for its lead? it's barely made more than its tiny production budget: http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=stillalice.htm

i get the feeling that lots of people voted for moore w/o having seen the film, because (a) it's more of an award for a career of outstanding performances and (b) she plays someone with a debilitating illness (see: redmayne).

in fact i think generally speaking a lot about the oscars can be explained by people voting for films they haven't seen.

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

reminds me of Jessica Lange winning for Blue Sky.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

i'm imagining nicolas cage winning an oscar for playing a guy slowly dying of morgellon's in a film that nobody actually saw and in fact was not even made apart from a clips reel and a trailer.

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

well, he ain't due, fortunately

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:52 (nine years ago) link

you think he's squandered his career too obviously? or has he already won an oscar? i don't keep track of these things.

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:52 (nine years ago) link

career/talent

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

Bad Morgellon's: Port of Disease Movie

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

you think he's squandered his career too obviously? or has he already won an oscar?

both

da croupier, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:54 (nine years ago) link

ok, then how about

michael keaton in the joni mitchell story

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:54 (nine years ago) link

Jessica Lange ruled in Blue Sky...lots of unusual factors behind her win tho.

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:59 (nine years ago) link

i.e. one of the worst year for actresses in my lifetime. She was terrific, yeah, and I rooted for her. Her only competition was the also due Susan Sarandon.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

glenda jackson won a few oscars for films that nobody really seems to have cared much about (then or, especially, now). and simone signoret got what was essentially a career award for "room at the top."

"monster's ball" is kind of one of these (a "searing" performance by reputation in a film nobody especially cared about and few saw), and also occasioned the acceptance speech that made me stop watching the oscar telecast for a decade.

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link

Roger Ebert adored Monster's Ball, right? #1 film of his that year. The guy was orignal, I'll give'em that.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link

well ppl cared more about Women in Love than A Touch of Class.

"one of the worst years for actresses" -- you look hard enough you can find someone as good/better than the shit that's won. Even in studio movies.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link

well, that's always true, but as always there's a formula for what gets recognized at the oscars.

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link

i think a lot of people caught up w/ monster's ball /after/ the award -- in theaters and esp. on home video (b/c "halle berry titties").

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:09 (nine years ago) link

just as more people will probably rent 'still alice' now, although that'll be mitigated by "is this the alzheimer's movie? nah, too depressing." esp since it's not a "triumph over adversity" movie like "theory of everything."

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:09 (nine years ago) link

one of the worst years for actresses" -- you look hard enough you can find someone as good/better than the shit that's won. Even in studio movies.

― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), T

I'm talking about nominated performances. Are you always in lecture mode?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link

try to be. but you didn't specify, ok then.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

I remember my bf at the time thinking that Halle Berry won for Monsters Inc and was like WTF?!

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

so the reason Julie Christie didn't win for her Alzheimers movie is that she won in '66, right? cuz that one was pretty good.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link

the sarah polley alzheimer's movie left me completely cold. i thought for all the praise it got it was basically genteel and prettified. i don't know why christie didn't get nominated.

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:13 (nine years ago) link

you mean, did get?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:13 (nine years ago) link

(nominated, lost)

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:13 (nine years ago) link

oh, see, i don't know these things.

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

i envy you, Monsieur Neary

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

Christie was the favorite until the Cotillard train left the station.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

in a perfect world jim carrey should have been nominated for playing a retard who triumphs over adversity in "dumb and dumber"

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

Mimicking real life celebrity would've trumped her anyway, I'd bet.

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link

btw i imagine even fewer people saw the new dardennes than "still alice," but cotillard wasn't really contender this year, was she?

btw is that new dardennes any good? i've been liking their films a little bit less with each one since "the child," and this one comes with some middling reviews. and the premise seems even more contrived than usual.

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:21 (nine years ago) link

Second-tier Dardennes -- Eric would say it's all second-tier Dardennes.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

Get enough gimlets in me and I'll admit to liking The Son very much.

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

I thought being a non-fan would've primed me to really like their newest one but I didn't, especially.

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

are the gimlets for your eyes?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

Gimlet goggles.

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:38 (nine years ago) link

I liked it enough so that it made my top 25. It's not as good as The Son, but it's cool. The premise might be contrived, but it's still an absolutely brilliant idea.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

Get one more gimlet in me and I might admit that the only Dardennes movie that I had an unusually strong negative reaction against was The Child. Most of the rest have hovered around "meh," and wondering why I didn't just spend my time re-watching Bresson.

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:44 (nine years ago) link

why didn't you just spend time rewatching Bresson?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:49 (nine years ago) link

To be fair, that question could be asked of us all, at all times.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link

i watched au hasard balthazar last night if it makes anyone happy.

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link

The movie crushed me so badly the first time that I bought it and have kept it locked in the closet ever since.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link

A day not spend with L'argent is a day wasted.

Eric H., Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link

I strongly disliked Au Hasard Balthazar when I watched it. Made me ask myself why I didn't just spend my time re-watching Pickpocket.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

no donkey

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:13 (nine years ago) link

https://apaladewalsh.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/burro.gif

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

https://apaladewalsh.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/burro.gif

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link


or has he already won an oscar? i don't keep track of these things.

(amateurist)

More Gallons Disease
http://i.imgur.com/D11vqFF.gif

Devilock, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:31 (nine years ago) link

I bought it and have kept it locked in the closet ever since.

the Bressondook

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

Hating Au Hasard Balthazar is far worse than eating meat.

Eric H., Wednesday, 25 February 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

great suggestion from Variety in a piece about how to 'fix' the Oscar ceremony:

the best solution to spicing up the Oscars is a relatively easy fix: Serve everybody alcohol in their seats. The bar outside the auditorium was busy, and the seatfillers were working overtime, because fewer attendees stayed to watch the show.

http://variety.com/2015/film/news/how-to-fix-the-oscars-in-5-easy-steps-1201440804/

piscesx, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

Lupita Nyong'o's Oscar gown has been stolen, and we have a suspect

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/26/2621912600000578-0-image-a-19_1424991094205.jpg

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 February 2015 05:16 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

'It was ridiculous, as it would be from any singer who treats that music in semi-operatic style. She had no relationship to what she was singing.'

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/stephen-sondheim-calls-lady-gagas-oscar-performance-travesty/story?id=29695472

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 March 2015 12:32 (nine years ago) link

It's the way most american idol contestants sing every song. and he's right.

poxy fülvous (abanana), Monday, 23 March 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link


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