Curb Your Authoritarianism? The 2016 Conventional Wisdom Thread (Elections, Part 6)

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reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 11 June 2016 00:03 (eight years ago) link

romney says he might vote for gary johnson:
https://twitter.com/betsy_klein/status/741393223172657152

Mordy, Saturday, 11 June 2016 00:10 (eight years ago) link

^things that are good to know, for about five seconds

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 11 June 2016 00:46 (eight years ago) link

I still can't figure out what Romney's after. Maybe personal pique explains it--he's been a favourite target of Trump the past year. I can't believe it's something approaching a conscience at work.

clemenza, Saturday, 11 June 2016 01:18 (eight years ago) link

i think he sees himself as a good man and the idea of supporting a vulgarian like trump repulses him

Mordy, Saturday, 11 June 2016 01:19 (eight years ago) link

and yes probably too much self respect to bend to someone who insulted him constantly - something a lot of republicans could learn from

Mordy, Saturday, 11 June 2016 01:20 (eight years ago) link

another republican (susan collins) is going for hills?

http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/republican-senator-susan-collins-says-she-might-support-hillary-clinton

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 11 June 2016 01:23 (eight years ago) link

(xpost) I like that explanation. Even though he was an absolutely inept candidate, I think he probably would have been an okay manager/CEO-type president.

clemenza, Saturday, 11 June 2016 01:24 (eight years ago) link

trump is beyond the pale for most mormons from what I can tell

pacific distances (sciatica), Saturday, 11 June 2016 01:54 (eight years ago) link

"I love the Mormons! Where is he?...Over there, my Mormon--what a guy!"

clemenza, Saturday, 11 June 2016 01:56 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/markhammer1987/status/741447775766884352:

"The genius of the Trump Clinton Twitter war of 2016 is that it consumes Trump's every waking minute & Clinton doesn't know it's happening."

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Saturday, 11 June 2016 02:16 (eight years ago) link

^ otm

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 11 June 2016 02:19 (eight years ago) link

romney is a craven capitalist but he doesn't have a heart of evil and he's also not a fucking idiot. i'm not surprised at all that he's not capitulation to trump. look how fucking spineless and awful mcconnell, ryan and rubio all look now.

akm, Saturday, 11 June 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link

he's not running for anything. only thing he's mad about is the "vulgarity".

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 11 June 2016 14:41 (eight years ago) link

Well, at least it's that. Some of the most prominent #NeverTrump'ers seem almost mostly annoyed that he's too soft on abortion, won't bomb enough countries, etc.

Frederik B, Saturday, 11 June 2016 14:43 (eight years ago) link

So strange to me that after so much "textbook racism" from Trump, the judge thing is the one that gets so many GOP jerks upset. I guess they've just been so busy working to make America better that they weren't paying attention to Trump for the last several years? Or maybe their aging constituents only complain via postal mail, and it took this long for the letters to get there, get sorted, get read, etc.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 June 2016 14:49 (eight years ago) link

Its the first racist thing he said post-nomination, thats why. Now the GOP leadership owns him, their fates bound w his.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 11 June 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link

Has nothing to do w actual nature of comments

Οὖτις, Saturday, 11 June 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link

And Romney can bitch/hold out because, as noted, he's not holding office or running for election.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 11 June 2016 14:59 (eight years ago) link

Yeah we covered that "scandal"

Οὖτις, Saturday, 11 June 2016 15:45 (eight years ago) link

It's weird that Trump's "Pocahontas" thing isn't a bigger deal. It's the kind of straightforward, stereotypical racism everyone is supposed to be able to recognize by now. He's explicitly using a racist slur.

jmm, Saturday, 11 June 2016 15:46 (eight years ago) link

Conspiracy theory: major media outlets (nyt, wapo, usa today etc) held back their most damaging trump stories until after he had won the nomination in order to maximize their damage to the republican party as a whole

Οὖτις, Saturday, 11 June 2016 15:49 (eight years ago) link

as a native I can tell you 75% of america doesn't give a fuck about slurs against natives

akm, Saturday, 11 June 2016 15:55 (eight years ago) link

Where does Trump stand on Washington's football team name?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 June 2016 16:10 (eight years ago) link

idk if we discussed the recent poll that showed that most native americans did not care about the washington football team's name but the 538 guys seemed to think the poll was pretty well done and reliable. idk if that means anything - you can obv still think it's racist as heck and refuse to use the name.

Mordy, Saturday, 11 June 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link

That Fernando thing seems like most Hillary scandals -- sorta sleazy, raises questions, no obvious crime committed, no obvious harm done.

A nationally known air show announcer/personality (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 11 June 2016 16:14 (eight years ago) link

People of color, like their white Democratic counterparts, may also want a revolution and more rapid progress than the halting kind that comes with pragmatism, but they’ve time and again seen incremental change improve their lives. That’s why they embrace Martin Luther King Jr. without question while revering Malcolm X from a distance. That’s why they are much more enthusiastic about the Affordable Care Act—which has helped minority Americans the most— than white progressives who have either been lukewarm or, in some cases, even hostile to health reform because they don’t believe it was radical enough.

Minority voters are more likely than white Democratic voters to giddily give Obama credit for an economic recovery that has shaved the unemployment rate in half, produced the lowest level of jobless claims since the ‘70s, and an unprecedented monthly job creation streak that has lasted more than six years, all coming on the heels of the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression. And he got Osama bin Laden, saved the domestic auto industry, ushered through the largest economic stimulus in history—one derisively dismissed as too small by many liberals—and the first significant Wall Street reform in a generation, while advancing gay rights like no president before him despite the initial reluctance by his numerous religious black voters to embrace same sex marriage.

Why? Because many white Democratic voters missed the sentiment shared among black Obama voters in 2008 that, once again, the “first black” was being handed a seemingly impossible task—two ground wars, a collapsing economy, a record deficit—and if he wasn’t able to perform a miracle, it would not only be his failure, but that of black people in general. To downplay what he has been able to achieve despite the obstacles, which also included an unprecedented level of obstruction from the GOP, confirms a fear shared by many people of color—Democratic or otherwise—that no matter what they achieve, it will never be enough. Sanders and Susan Sarandon may sincerely believe things are so awful only a revolution can heal the country’s ills. But their overwrought rhetoric, and no more than lukewarm support of Obama’s accomplishments, taps into that deeply-held frustration among minorities.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 June 2016 16:30 (eight years ago) link

I think some of us were saying the same thing six years ago, and you didn't seem to want to hear it.

clemenza, Saturday, 11 June 2016 16:40 (eight years ago) link

are you talking to me?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 June 2016 16:46 (eight years ago) link

I want to quote Taxi Driver here, but yes. It's also more of a general comment. If I say it, especially in 2010, 2011, I'm a starry-eyed Obama acolyte. If Charles Pierce or Ta-Nehisi Coates or some other ILX-approved columnist says it, let's link to it.

clemenza, Saturday, 11 June 2016 16:50 (eight years ago) link

I've written many times here and elsewhere that Obama, caveats noted many times, has been the most successful lib president of my lifetime, and my family and I have benefited from his presidency.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 June 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link

I may have benefitted indirectly, not personally, but I agree. Is it fair to say you weren't quite so high on him around 2009/10 (at least as reflected in your posts here)?

clemenza, Saturday, 11 June 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

Nope. I didn't vote for him in 2008 (I voted in local races though) and adopted a wait-and-see attitude. The nadir for me was summer '11 during the Grand Bargain Era. But enough had happened for me to vote for him in 2012 -- and Florida was very much a swing state.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 June 2016 17:12 (eight years ago) link

Okay. It'd be an undertaking to check, but my recollection is that you were very quick to jump on me when I posted positively about Obama roundabout 2010. (And I'm not sure your previous post is incompatible with that if you're talking about a nadir in 2011 and not voting for him until 2012.)

clemenza, Saturday, 11 June 2016 17:16 (eight years ago) link

Oh, I did jump on you -- I clearly remember it. At the time I didn't understand anyone's instinct to defend him.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 June 2016 17:19 (eight years ago) link

take it to the pauline kael thread or something, you guys are putting me to sleep

riverine (map), Saturday, 11 June 2016 17:21 (eight years ago) link

Not that I want start relitigating such stuff in 2016, but I think the instinct was for some of the exact seem reasons spelled out in what you quoted at length just above, beginning with the seemingly impossible task he'd been handed. I think that was as clear as could be by 2010.

clemenza, Saturday, 11 June 2016 17:23 (eight years ago) link

"same reasons"

clemenza, Saturday, 11 June 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link

take it to the pauline kael thread or something, you guys are putting me to sleep

― riverine (map),

curb your authoritarianism

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 June 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link

Damn hillary campaign interns back at it again
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/741409978376957952

Οὖτις, Saturday, 11 June 2016 17:37 (eight years ago) link

Hillary interns for President!

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 11 June 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link

why did I read the replies

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Saturday, 11 June 2016 17:50 (eight years ago) link

"idk if we discussed the recent poll that showed that most native americans did not care about the washington football team's name but the 538 guys seemed to think the poll was pretty well done and reliable. idk if that means anything - you can obv still think it's racist as heck and refuse to use the name."

where was that analysis on that poll? it didn't jibe with any natives' feelings that I know; like, not a single one.

akm, Saturday, 11 June 2016 17:52 (eight years ago) link

I read that the sample skewed older, while young people are the largest demographic among Indians, and that Indians are a challenging group to poll accurately. Anyhow, even if eg "only" 33% of Indians are bothered by racist team names and 66% don't care, that doesn't make it a non-issue.

bamcquern, Saturday, 11 June 2016 18:29 (eight years ago) link

when a poll gives entirely unexpected results that cannot be explained by any known factors (just how often does racism 'not bother' the group being denigrated?) I think you have to question its methodology in depth.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 11 June 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link

xxp it was on their podcast a few weeks ago I don't remember which one

Mordy, Saturday, 11 June 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link

That’s why they are much more enthusiastic about the Affordable Care Act—which has helped minority Americans the most— than white progressives who have either been lukewarm or, in some cases, even hostile to health reform because they don’t believe it was radical enough.

The first time Obama was on Daily Show as president, Stewart said, to his face, that his actions were "timid."

At the time, I remember sitting there like What The Actual Fuck, Jon. There's a whole cottage industry devoted to demonizing this man's every initiative, questioning his parentage, and linking him to terrorism. Nigh on half the government declares openly that they hope he fails, and that their main goal is to make everything he proposes dead on arrival.

Meanwhile the problem for a significant number of (mostly white) liberals is that he hasn't already gotten single-payer health care in place, closed Guantanamo, and replaced the Pledge of Allegiance with the Internationale?

full of grapes (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 11 June 2016 22:16 (eight years ago) link

failing to close guantanamo is pretty bad tbh

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 June 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link

Agreed! But Obama's alleged "timidity," apparently considered without the context of the forces arrayed against him, is a specific type of blindness.

too much blood in my alcoholstream (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 11 June 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link

yes, blind to the fact that he didnt wanna do what Stewart wanted him to, cuz he's not a liberal

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 11 June 2016 23:14 (eight years ago) link

I think - and it already feels like a million years ago - that there was frustration at how he appeared to make concessions and compromises to the ACA before the negotiations even began, thus weakening his position and making it seem like he got less than he could have by giving away to much at the start.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 June 2016 23:53 (eight years ago) link

puffin otm

the world over the crotch. (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 June 2016 00:08 (eight years ago) link

Yup

Οὖτις, Sunday, 12 June 2016 00:31 (eight years ago) link

really doublin' down on Never Criticize a Democrat Ever huh

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 June 2016 00:40 (eight years ago) link

State Dept insisted on adding a stock trader (and top Clinton Foundation donor) to an intel advisory panel -- an old story revived by more emails "relayed to ABC News via the conservative political group Citizens United."

““Raj was not on the list sent to [the Secretary of State]; he was added at their insistence” reads one 2011 email from Wade Boese, Chief of Staff for the Office of the Under Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security, to a press aide.

Fernando’s appointment even confused some staffers, the emails reveal. One press aide wrote internally, “it appears there is much more to this story that we’re unaware of,” and “it’s natural to ask how he got onto the board when compared to the rest of the esteemed list of members.”"

http://time.com/4364109/state-dept-emails-clinton-rajiv-fernando/

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/clinton-donor-sensitive-intelligence-board/story?id=39710624

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 June 2016 00:46 (eight years ago) link

Nice how suddenly John Stewart is a liberal when you need him as a cudgel to beat Democrats. Why don't you stick to movies and baseball and other things you actually understand, or at least pretend to?

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Sunday, 12 June 2016 00:49 (eight years ago) link

Its true i have never criticized a democrat. Good catch!

Xp

Οὖτις, Sunday, 12 June 2016 00:50 (eight years ago) link

Also love TRUE PROGRESSIVES willing to be stalking horses and useful idiots for the right wing. Well done! I admire your purity!

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Sunday, 12 June 2016 01:03 (eight years ago) link

Nice how suddenly John Stewart is a liberal

OK... (adds Phil D to brainless list)

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 June 2016 01:05 (eight years ago) link

Clintonistas here really do have a lil bit of Stalinist in them, i find

lil bit

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 June 2016 01:07 (eight years ago) link

Love to hear Warren ripping into Trump on my Facebook feed, but I worry that she's not being heard outside the liberal echo chamber. I'm coming around to the idea that she'd make a great VP pick. It would be nice to have her on the national stage.

o. nate, Sunday, 12 June 2016 01:09 (eight years ago) link

Her Trump speech the other day got a ton of play on CNN, which is pretty middle of the road.

clemenza, Sunday, 12 June 2016 01:11 (eight years ago) link

Glad to hear it. I don't watch cable or TV news. My news diet consists mainly of the NY Times so I'm not sure what is getting covered in the mainstream.

o. nate, Sunday, 12 June 2016 01:17 (eight years ago) link

is there even a mainstream anymore? I understand people are still watching the network evening news. What's that like?

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Sunday, 12 June 2016 01:23 (eight years ago) link

It seems to me that Dr Jill Stein has gotten little attention here, so i'll just leave this

“Trump says very scary things—deporting immigrants, massive militarism and, you know, ignoring the climate,” Stein said in an interview with Democracy Now, according to a transcript. “Well, Hillary, unfortunately, has a track record for doing all of those things."

http://www.democracynow.org/2016/6/9/green_partys_jill_stein_what_we

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/283037-green-party-candidate-draws-parallels-between-clinton

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 June 2016 01:25 (eight years ago) link

Lol who is criticizing trump for massive militarism

Οὖτις, Sunday, 12 June 2016 01:39 (eight years ago) link

always good to remind myself that jill stein is not an option bc she's an extraordinarily confused person who makes bad arguments and seems to have gaping holes in her understanding of the world, and not just bc in a first past the post system only one of 2 candidates are going to win and she's not one of them.

Mordy, Sunday, 12 June 2016 01:40 (eight years ago) link

the democrats are as bad as the republicans. except they're worse bc bill clinton and nafta bred extremism which is what makes people vote republican who are actually worse. therefore we shouldn't be afraid to vote third party bc fear of republicans just leads to voting for democrats which naturally just leads to voting for republicans so let's just skip right ahead to the electing republicans part. also we should switch over to ranked voting and it will apparently only require the signing of a pen. whose pen can independently change our electoral system idk but maybe this is inside information she doesn't want to share until after she's elected. oh, and bernie should join the green party but she thinks his many many years of being a loyal democrat (???) might not let him.

Mordy, Sunday, 12 June 2016 01:46 (eight years ago) link

When Jill Stein compares Trump and Clinton on deportations, it's probably worth quoting that politico piece from upthread:

Minority voters have been watching in horror as millions of Republican voters choose Trump either because of, or despite, his open bigotry. The Sanders supporters who toy with the idea of shunning Clinton in November and allowing Trump to become president to force a revolution that Sanders couldn’t deliver are playing with fire. To minority voters, Trump’s candidacy feels like an existential threat. It’s one thing for Republicans to either ignore or embrace his racism; the party already seems unwilling or incapable of making the kinds of adjustments it must to attract more non-white voters. It’s quite another for white Democrats to not appreciate how liberal minorities feel about the possibility of a Trump presidency and what that would say about the state of racial progress in America. It would be a slap in the face, the latest sign that a kind of white privilege—throwing a temper tantrum because they don’t get their way despite how much it hurts people of color—is deeply rooted within liberal, Democratic ranks as well.

Frederik B, Sunday, 12 June 2016 01:51 (eight years ago) link

Yeah I mean immigrant advocates have been plenty unhappy and outspoken about Obama's deportations, but they're not going to say there's no difference between him and Trump (or the GOP in general).

A nationally known air show announcer/personality (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 12 June 2016 02:14 (eight years ago) link

Dont worry morbz is here to do it for them

Οὖτις, Sunday, 12 June 2016 02:49 (eight years ago) link

excellent! where did i do that? just show me, genius.

I voted for Stein last time and don't see the point of doing it again even though she endorsed BDS last week. Lupe Fiasco all the way.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 June 2016 08:03 (eight years ago) link

Dude u just linked to a jill stein post directly equating hillary's immigration policies w trump's like 5 posts up

Οὖτις, Sunday, 12 June 2016 13:21 (eight years ago) link

LINKED you sodding fool

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 June 2016 13:32 (eight years ago) link

Oh so were trying to draw "attention" to her cuz u disagree? Clear as mud.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 12 June 2016 13:33 (eight years ago) link

re Politico (Tiger Beat on the Potomac, as Chas Pierce calls it) quote: again, Trump "forces a revolution" with the "magic wand" that libs denied Sanders.

and for Phil D and others of his "shushhhhhh the truth on HRC" stripe:

@ggreenwald Apr 29

Is it really necessary to spend next 6 months pointing out that "criticism of Clinton" ≠ "support for Trump"? Just get a different tactic.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 June 2016 13:37 (eight years ago) link

you guys should align with the Canadian Fanboy's centrist embrace of Mitt "Free Stuff" Romney above. Maybe send some money to Debbie W-S to look after your interests.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 June 2016 13:40 (eight years ago) link

Yes. One person after another as of late calls you out for the creep you are. You should definitely redirect your attention to me.

clemenza, Sunday, 12 June 2016 13:41 (eight years ago) link

gooble gobble

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 June 2016 14:02 (eight years ago) link

Morbs, the 'newly-politicized college freshman shouting powerful truths at the squares whose views are actually more nuanced than said freshman wants to believe' shtick is growing a little tiresome.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Sunday, 12 June 2016 14:08 (eight years ago) link

xxp and utah maybe? http://www.sltrib.com/news/3993058-155/poll-trumps-unpopularity-could-swing-utahns

Mordy, Sunday, 12 June 2016 14:09 (eight years ago) link

OL, militarized corpo-Dems don't care how nuanced you are as long as you vote for them. You might as well be 80 million Lena Dunhams.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 June 2016 14:17 (eight years ago) link

"The first time Obama was on Daily Show as president, Stewart said, to his face, that his actions were "timid.""

This is why I never watched that dude. Really, who the fuck are you to even talk, you lazy upper-middle-class soccer-major Jersey "comedian" who gets paid millions to stroke the superficiality of the politically vaguely-aware?

normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Sunday, 12 June 2016 14:21 (eight years ago) link

Nice how suddenly John Stewart is a liberal when you need him as a cudgel to beat Democrats. Why don't you stick to movies and baseball and other things you actually understand, or at least pretend to?

― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Saturday, June 11, 2016 8:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actualol

normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Sunday, 12 June 2016 14:22 (eight years ago) link

he's not a war criminal, at least. but i understand why that more respectable than being Jon Stewart.

howd ya dig Larry Wilmore's "you like raining bombs from long distances" line, gabby?

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 June 2016 14:31 (eight years ago) link

Always fun to revisit this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCfMgqnq2uo

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 June 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link

and for Phil D and others of his "shushhhhhh the truth on HRC" stripe:

@ggreenwald Apr 29

Is it really necessary to spend next 6 months pointing out that "criticism of Clinton" ≠ "support for Trump"? Just get a different tactic.

You're so fucking dumb I don't know how you don't choke on your own toothbrush. If you find yourself passing on oppo research from Citzens United, you may want to take a deep breath and consider whose work you're actually doing.

Don't worry, the real Stalinists will reveal themselves as soon as Sanders endorses Clinton, which he will.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Sunday, 12 June 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link

think yr arg miiiight be with ABC News

or the Clintonmonster

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 June 2016 16:23 (eight years ago) link

so are we every going to get the chance for morbz-free discussion or is this pretty much it through november

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Sunday, 12 June 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link

If us ilx arent able to ignore dr strawbius then us ilx is looking for a dr strawbius to pay attn to imo

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 June 2016 16:35 (eight years ago) link

howd ya dig Larry Wilmore's "you like raining bombs from long distances" line, gabby?

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, June 12, 2016 10:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"howd ya dig" his calling the President a "nigga"? the other "joke" was slightly more professional than but almost as deeply unserious as anything you've ever posted, including the implicit suggestion that wilmore, fellow fetus-botherer and resident of richer-than-beverly hills-san marino (he "commutes" to manhattan), is any less of a privileged nonentity than the better-educated stewart.

how'd you like that mass shooting this morning?

normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Sunday, 12 June 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link

On a relevant note, my Veep shortlist down to two names, I think: Biden and Franken. Always a bridesmaid, that Tim Kaine.

normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Sunday, 12 June 2016 16:57 (eight years ago) link

looking forward to a locked thread of horrifying gabbneb/morbs exchanges

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Sunday, 12 June 2016 16:58 (eight years ago) link

I hadn't thought about Franken, but the idea is intriguing.

Only intriguing, though. Not gonna happen.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 12 June 2016 16:59 (eight years ago) link

Uh, if asking Morbs "how'd you like that mass shooting this morning?" is supposed to be some kind of gay-baiting it's in spectacularly bad taste. Actually it's in spectacularly bad taste no matter what.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:00 (eight years ago) link

Don't be that dumb

normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link

not very surprised with the utah and kansas polls. this election is going to be a bloodbath on par with Mondale/Reagan.

akm, Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

KS poll is mostly meaningless

normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link

I'll believe it when it happens, re: Utah.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link


"howd ya dig" his calling the President a "nigga"? the other "joke" was slightly more professional than but almost as deeply unserious as anything you've ever posted, including the implicit suggestion that wilmore, fellow fetus-botherer and resident of richer-than-beverly hills-san marino (he "commutes" to manhattan), is any less of a privileged nonentity than the better-educated stewart.

how'd you like that mass shooting this morning?

Wow, this is a supremely terrible post, what the fuck is wrong with you?

JoeStork, Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:17 (eight years ago) link

try thinking a little

normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:19 (eight years ago) link

Try never posting

JoeStork, Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:20 (eight years ago) link

through the power of precisely applied thinking that post will be suddenly not terrible

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:20 (eight years ago) link

Please never post again benbbag

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link

Thanks

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link

through the power of precisely applied thinking that post will come within the range of my powers of comprehension

― who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Sunday, June 12, 2016 1:20 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ftfy

normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link

FPfy, fyi

bucyrus ohio, vus cun nus en l’aria (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link

delete your account xp

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:43 (eight years ago) link

Trump 18 minutes ago on FB:

While I greatly appreciate everybody congratulating me for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congratulations, I want toughness and vigilance. We must finally be smart!

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:50 (eight years ago) link

I would like to barf into his mouth

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Sunday, 12 June 2016 17:51 (eight years ago) link

If anybody needs it: http://userscripts-mirror.org/scripts/show/7717

mick signals, Sunday, 12 June 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link

And no, Morbz, my "arrg" is not with ABC or other media outlets because despite the popular conception, the media has always disliked the Clintons and will breathlessly and uncritically report every ginned-up "controversy " that comes down the pike. That doesn't mean so-called "leftists" need to help them do it

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Sunday, 12 June 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link

If anybody needs it: http://userscripts-mirror.org/scripts/show/7717

― mick signals

thanks but i have gotten old and stupid and do not know how to internet anymore. :( i realize this is entirely my problem and i appreciate your trying to help anyway.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Sunday, 12 June 2016 18:40 (eight years ago) link

oh dear

now how will we learn what was said on the sunday morning shows, and which comedians and politicians went to higher-ranked colleges

mookieproof, Sunday, 12 June 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link

the lingering nightmare fart has finally dissipated

this was weird:
http://i.imgur.com/1P5bUZM.png

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 June 2016 20:01 (eight years ago) link

hardly the worst thing trump did on twitter today

mookieproof, Sunday, 12 June 2016 20:10 (eight years ago) link

in the light of hillary's "foreign policy" speech/roast so effectively making trump look febrile and out of his depth, i don't think october surprises like this have the tradiitonal effect on moderate voters (perhaps even the opposite)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 12 June 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link

Wait: why is Lena Dunham a go to for morbz? What does that mean?

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Sunday, 12 June 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link

because more like lena dumb-ham http://time.com/4306966/lena-dunham-hillary-clinton-bernie-sanders/

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 12 June 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link

this thread has reminded me why i've steered clear of ILX recently.

빨간 럼 ఎరుపు రమ్ רום אדום (Eisbaer), Sunday, 12 June 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link

X-post yeah, I knew of that article, it just struck me as an odd 'go to'. (Actually, when I hear people invoke Dunham it's usually right wing anti-feminists)

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Sunday, 12 June 2016 21:40 (eight years ago) link

You don't say!

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Monday, 13 June 2016 10:24 (eight years ago) link

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2016/06/13/3787615/trump-suggests-obama-purposely-allowing-muslims-commit-terrorist-acts-united-states/

Trump said there were two possible reasons the gun massacre took place in Orlando. The first possibility was that Obama is “not tough” and “not smart” and therefore incapable of stopping terrorist attacks.

The other scenario, according to Trump, is that Obama is fully capable of stopping terrorist attacks but “has something else in mind.” In other words, Obama is purposefully allowing terrorists to kill people in the United States to pursue a hidden agenda.

Trump emphasized this second theory. “The something else in mind, people can’t believe it,” Trump said, “There is something going on. It’s inconceivable.”

frogbs, Monday, 13 June 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link

I feel like he has a special brand of innuendo that deserves to be termed a Trumpism.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 13 June 2016 14:48 (eight years ago) link

I've heard from people some unbelievable things about Trump's lack of sphincter control. Which is fine, which is good, he's very proud of his sphincter. I don't know if it's true, this story about his near-constant anal leakage, I'm just saying. I'm building a wall. Sad! Smaller, the best, number 1!

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 June 2016 15:02 (eight years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/13/politics/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-orlando-attacks-reaction/index.html

Hillary Clinton said Monday she's not afraid to say "radical" Islam as she countered attacks from Donald Trump that she's too politically correct to use the phrase.

k3vin k., Monday, 13 June 2016 15:06 (eight years ago) link

he really is the perfect, functioning endpoint homunculus of the right-wing pander machine.

fuck hillary for even playing that game. j/k love you hillary. except don't play that game. love you. don't play.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 June 2016 15:09 (eight years ago) link

Seriously. This is a game of chicken where you don't even get into the car. That bugfuck moron will happily accelerate off a cliff without your participation.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 June 2016 15:14 (eight years ago) link

fucking Trump playing the secret muslim Obama shit smh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 13 June 2016 15:14 (eight years ago) link

it's just fucking crazy and depressing

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 13 June 2016 15:15 (eight years ago) link

Well, tbf, he's saying that Obabma is in collusion with terrorists and also saying that Obama can't curb terrorism because he's weak and incompetent. Because it's both night and day, and now you can mindlessly nod in ascent because your mind is as gone as mine.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 June 2016 15:58 (eight years ago) link

Seriously, though, Hillary: anytime Trump says you're too afraid to do or say something, you just mention offhandedly that you heard his weave is made of 100% pubic hair, something like that, and then you just let him hang himself with his own garbage mouth.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 June 2016 16:00 (eight years ago) link

Has any Repub pres nom ever gone this hardcore batshit racist troll for reals?

Oh baby, if only you knew / Gabnebb hit a hundred-and-two (stevie), Monday, 13 June 2016 16:06 (eight years ago) link

i dunno but reagan announcing his presidential campaign at neshoba county fair was pretty obnoxious

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 13 June 2016 16:15 (eight years ago) link

i don't really have a problem with hillary, or any democrat, saying "radical islam" -- i always thought the taboo against saying it was silly. but to say that now, after what happened this weekend, and in response to being baited by trump...ugh

k3vin k., Monday, 13 June 2016 16:29 (eight years ago) link

Has any Repub pres nom ever gone this hardcore batshit racist troll for reals?

― Oh baby, if only you knew / Gabnebb hit a hundred-and-two (stevie)

Goldwater didn't vote for the Civil Rights Act, and then there's the matter of Nixon + Strom Thurmond

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 June 2016 17:16 (eight years ago) link

Goldwater, Nixon and Reagan were hardcore bad and awful, but their racist dog whistles were artisanally hand-crafted compared to Trump, who is easily the most batshit racist-trolling nominee since Benjamin Harrison.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 13 June 2016 17:21 (eight years ago) link

Benjamin Harrison supported the Lodge Force Bill!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 June 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link

he was the best prez on race b/w Grant and FDR, and that's not much

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 June 2016 17:23 (eight years ago) link

Seriously, though, Hillary: anytime Trump says you're too afraid to do or say something, you just mention offhandedly that you heard his weave is made of 100% pubic hair, something like that, and then you just let him hang himself with his own garbage mouth.

― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 June 2016 16:00 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is not what the word 'seriously' means

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 13 June 2016 17:36 (eight years ago) link

is this the first time a presidential candidate has ever accused a sitting president of treason? just wondering

frogbs, Monday, 13 June 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link

That's the thing though, Trump doesn't outright accuse Obama of treason, he just uses the vaguest possible dog whistles. And he phrases it in this confusing "people are saying" "I don't know" sort of language so he can convince the audience he believes it but have plausible deniability.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 13 June 2016 17:50 (eight years ago) link

xp he'd say you have "misconstrued" his words, bcz he only implied that Obama was committing treason without having the courage to state his accusation clearly.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 13 June 2016 17:51 (eight years ago) link

Obama is up to so much secret stuff Trump knows about, I can only imagine the secret stuff he's up to that Trump doesn't know about. That's reason alone to vote for Trump. The man keeps no secrets, at least none besides the specifics of literally every single policy or plan he has promoted. But at least we know he's not a secret Muslim (or is he?) or fascist (it's no secret).

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 June 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link

Trump has no secrets to keep because he has no filter between his lizard brain and his wordhole. We hear every rudimentary half thought he has ping ponging around in his head. He's maybe a little more discreet about who's a great piece of ass or a total dog than he used to be, but that's about it.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 June 2016 18:26 (eight years ago) link

Trump has no secrets to keep

That so?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c2/f4/51/c2f451c546bef3a7c8b1470d09dd53d4.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 June 2016 18:33 (eight years ago) link

Donald Trump is claiming that the gunman in the Orlando mass shooting was an Afghanistan native — even though the suspect was born in New York City.
Trump made the claim in his speech in Manchester, New Hampshire Monday. He said the gunman, who has been identified as Omar Mateen, was "born an Afghan." The shooter was born in Queens to parents who emigrated from Afghanistan.

http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/The-Latest-Clinton-says-she-can-address-8097421.php

akm, Monday, 13 June 2016 19:36 (eight years ago) link

should just start calling Donald a Klansman, after all his dad was a member

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 19:37 (eight years ago) link

as long as we're playing this "sins of the father" game

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 19:38 (eight years ago) link

maybe he meant that the shooter was born a throw blanket, xp

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 13 June 2016 19:41 (eight years ago) link

He is an Afghan the way the judge is a Mexican. That is to say, Donald Trump is a racist.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 June 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link

i'm not sure i'm capable of being surprised by the human shitstain that trump is anymore. he could publicly declare that hillary molests little boys and it'd just be the same old, same old.

he's a horrible cartoon caricature come to life, and i say that without intending the slightest bit of hyperbole.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 19:53 (eight years ago) link

he's ratcheted things up so far already that i'm not sure what he has left except to announce that hillary clinton "maybe, i dunno, i've heard rumors" fucks little boys.

waiting for republicans to drop their support of him any minute. mccain? ryan? anyone? yeah, they can all go to hell.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 19:54 (eight years ago) link

none of them are going to drop him, they need his supporters' votes

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 20:11 (eight years ago) link

god, i hope he will be the albatross that drags the entire party down, but i guess there are enough shit for brains in this country to keep that from happening.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 20:12 (eight years ago) link

even if it brings the party down, there's still the problem of all the non-pols who believe/celebrate this garbage

brimstead, Monday, 13 June 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link

Trump will not bring the party down

he will damage (hopefully cripple) their effectiveness at the federal level for a few years.

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link

it’s the middle of june, and trump has already:

- accused a sitting president of treason and collusion in the mass murder of american citizens*
- said that his opponent should be in jail, and insinuated that she is responsible for someone’s murder

of course, this makes plenty of sense when you remember that he rose to political prominence (as opposed to simply prominence as a walking caricuature of a rich bully) by questioning whether the sititng president was actually an american at all

can we sink any lower? we still have five months.

*NB obama is unquestionably, actually responsible for the deaths of american citizens via drone strikes, but trump isn’t taking that approach

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link

we can always go lower, have some faith

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 20:26 (eight years ago) link

how does clinton even debate a guy like this, who is liable to respond to a question about social security with a claim that her makeup is made up of the ground viscera of christian babies?

i can't believe someone this transparently odious will get upwards of 40% of the popular vote. by rights this should be a world-historical trainwreck, a blowout of never-before-seen proportions.

sorry folks, i'm just trying to get my head around the new reality we live in, and it's hard.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 20:27 (eight years ago) link

i can't believe someone this transparently odious will get upwards of 40% of the popular vote

Plenty of people saying the same thing about Clinton, of course.

"Almost half the country hates the president" has been normal for a while, and shows no sign of changing.

too much blood in my alcoholstream (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 June 2016 20:37 (eight years ago) link

@realDonaldTrump
Based on the incredibly inaccurate coverage and reporting of the record setting Trump campaign, we are hereby revoking the press credentials of the phony and dishonest Washington Post.

mookieproof, Monday, 13 June 2016 20:47 (eight years ago) link

lmao jesus christ

global tetrahedron, Monday, 13 June 2016 20:47 (eight years ago) link

sorry folks, i'm just trying to get my head around the new reality we live in, and it's hard.

― wizzz! (amateurish), Monday, June 13, 2016 4:27 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We've been living in it since 9/11. Trump is the logical endpoint of 15 years of warmongering, xenophobia, racism, and intense state-induced paranoia. There's nothing Trump could do now that would shock me, short of barfing on stage or following thru on shooting someone on Fifth Avenue. When he said last summer that McCain wasn't a war hero "because he was captured" and his poll numbers went up, I knew he would be the nominee. The one positive aspect of his campaign thru May was that he singlehandedly decimated the GOP. Thankfully I think we're safe with HRC running against him. If Trump were to be elected, that would be a whole new terrifying reality... for now, at least thru my eyes, this the same horrible twisted Philip K. Dickian world we've been living in since 9/11.

flappy bird, Monday, 13 June 2016 20:48 (eight years ago) link

i dunno, there's a different b/t the lunatic fringe being the lunatic fringe, and it suddenly (?) occupying center stage.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 20:49 (eight years ago) link

I think all the stuff Trump throws out in explicit terms have been communicated in dog whistles and lies since GWB said "they attacked us because they hate our freedom." The far right gladly voted for GWB and McCain, maybe Romney less so, but they were throwing them scraps and bones. Trump gives em the red meat. He's trafficking in the same rhetoric that's been used by both parties for decades. Instead of referring to welfare as "people wanting free stuff" like Jeb! did earlier this year, Trump wants to build a wall and deport all Muslims. It's the same shit, it's just way way way more potent.

flappy bird, Monday, 13 June 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link

*has been

flappy bird, Monday, 13 June 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link

@jeneps
Trump's banned news orgs include: Wash Post, Politico, BuzzFeed, Huff Post, Daily Beast, DM Register, Union Leader, Univision, Fusion & more

gawker's time to shine imo

mookieproof, Monday, 13 June 2016 20:56 (eight years ago) link

He's trafficking in the same rhetoric that's been used by both parties for decades.

hmmm no

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 20:57 (eight years ago) link

GWB said "they attacked us because they hate our freedom."

also this is a weird GWB line to single out given all his other egregious malapropisms and distortions, as this was one of the rare instances when he was (kinda/sorta) right? Al Qaeda/ISIS/whoever *do* hate Western liberal democratic values.

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link

yeah it's not the same shit, sorry. did the GOP pave the way for trump? absolutely. is trump just a small matter of degree worse than mccain or romney? absolutely not.

i'm getting really tired of hearing this bleating racist with the cognitive abilities of a six-year-old on the news, can someone just slit his fucking throat already?

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link

can we talk for a second about the unique characteristics necessary to be a Trump VP pick? You have to have someone who is a) a total sycophant, willing in any and every instance to defer to His Orangeness, b) stupid enough not to see it as career suicide, and c) craven/greedy enough to think that being Trump's VP may pay off at some point in the form of either notoriety or further employment from ye Donald. And then on Trump's end he will want someone who won't disagree with him or show him up, but will also maybe lend him some credibility with larger GOP voter base.

I mean, who fits this criteria? Christie does kinda I guess, although I never really thought he was quite that stupid.

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:03 (eight years ago) link

where are Scott Walker and Tim Pawlenty

volumetric god rays (DJP), Monday, 13 June 2016 21:04 (eight years ago) link

i think scott walker is just a shade smarter than that, unfortunately. only a shade, though.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 21:04 (eight years ago) link

that GWB line was a gross oversimplification of the manifold reasons that Al Qaeda/ISIS/Taliban hates us. They believe, rightfully so, that we're waging a war on Islam. I'm not suggesting that Trump is a small matter of degree worse than GWB or McCain - he's obviously another breed entirely. But his appeal is the potency of his rhetoric. The demand was always there for this kind of shit, but no politician has ever fed that crowd like Trump.

flappy bird, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:05 (eight years ago) link

They believe, rightfully so, that we're waging a war on Islam.

you say some odd things

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:06 (eight years ago) link

xp Christie already groveling for VP, clearly: http://www.mediaite.com/print/donald-trump-reportedly-has-chris-christie-picking-up-his-mcdonalds-for-him/

flappy bird, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:06 (eight years ago) link

They believe, rightfully so, that we're waging a war on Islam.

you say some odd things

― Οὖτις, Monday, June 13, 2016 5:06 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Put yourself in the shoes of an Iraqi citizen. Everyone thinks they're the good guy. We're not waging a war on Islam any more than "they hate us because we are free."

flappy bird, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:08 (eight years ago) link

so we *aren't* waging a war on Islam? you make no sense

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:09 (eight years ago) link

Of course not. We've been caught in a self-perpetuating cycle of revenge ever since we invaded Afghanistan. They believe we are waging a war on them because of their way of life and vice versa. Not that hard to understand.

flappy bird, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:11 (eight years ago) link

We've been caught in a self-perpetuating cycle of revenge ever since we invaded Afghanistan.

so wait why did they attack us on 9/11 before we even invaded anything? (note: this is a rhetorical question, I know the answer).

You seem to want to lay the blame on all this on rhetoric that oversimplifies historical, economic, religious, etc. factors. But, I hate to break it to you, that tactic has been part of political rhetoric since the dawn of time. It is not unique to the US post-9/11.

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

You're right. I was born in the early 90s, so I never lived thru the same rhetoric that accompanied the Cold War, Vietnam, etc. The world I know is explicitly pre and post-9/11. I also know that the motives behind 9/11 were much more complicated than "hating our freedom."

flappy bird, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:17 (eight years ago) link

There clearly is a "clash of civilizations" aspect to this (clumsily and inexpertly elucidated by Dubya) but it's not Dubya's shitty way with words that is the problem. Radical Islamists genuinely do hate the West and modernism and all that entails. And we hate them right back. But they do not represent all of Islam, and apart from Trump no one in the US federal gov't has ever openly argued that Islam *as a religion* is the problem or the "enemy". Which is not the case with radical Islamists, who explicitly *do* call out the West as the literal enemy. These two sets of rhetoric are not equivalent.

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link

and apart from Trump no one in the US federal gov't

donald trump is not, thank god, in the federal gov't

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link

fwiw for radical islamists everyone is the enemy, 'the west' no more than muslims who don't share their agenda.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link

^^^that too

and yeah obviously there was more to 9/11 than a bunch of saudis "hating our freedom" but that *was* part of it (along with US propping up dictatorships, stationing troops in the holy land, supporting Israel etc.) Dubya was, in his moronic way, conveying an aspect of the conflict truthfully.

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link

(also my apologies for preemptively associating the federal gov't with Trump)

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:21 (eight years ago) link

maybe your unconscious is secretly a trump supporter!

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 21:23 (eight years ago) link

and yeah obviously there was more to 9/11 than a bunch of saudis "hating our freedom" but that *was* part of it (along with US propping up dictatorships, stationing troops in the holy land, supporting Israel etc.) Dubya was, in his moronic way, conveying an aspect of the conflict truthfully.

― Οὖτις, Monday, June 13, 2016 5:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

True. To be fair, I always thought his address on the night of September 11th was very moving and remains so. I still feel that the way the public was manipulated by the GWB administration via xenophobia and gross oversimplifications and lies like WMD's set the stage for someone like Trump to succeed. I mean, along with a million other things - more significantly, having a black president for 8 years.

flappy bird, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:26 (eight years ago) link

he's ratcheted things up so far already that i'm not sure what he has left except to announce that hillary clinton "maybe, i dunno, i've heard rumors" fucks little boys.

“You know who started the birther movement? You know who started it? Do you know who questioned his birth certificate, one of the first? Hillary Clinton. She’s the one that started it. She brought it up years before it was brought up by me.”

— Donald Trump, interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, May 4, 2016

frogbs, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:29 (eight years ago) link

or this

Donald Trump didn’t mince words about Hillary Clinton’s criminal justice agenda when he addressed the National Rifle Association’s national convention on May 20, 2016.

"President Obama pushed for changes to sentencing laws that released thousands of dangerous drug trafficking felons and gang members who prey on civilians," Trump said. He continued, "This is Hillary Clinton's agenda, too, to release the violent criminals from jail. She wants them all released."

frogbs, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:30 (eight years ago) link

this was, shockingly, a good piece about how trump is in a long and robust line of 'conservative' (that is, right wing) punditry: http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/donald-trump-mainstream-conservative/

i'd still note that he is qualitatively different than any presidential candidate before him.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 21:30 (eight years ago) link

xpost That was HRC's ill-spoken he's an American "as far as I know" gaffe right?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link

When was the last time we had a major citizen candidate with literally no public service or political record, elected or otherwise?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link

for [whatever label is appropriate for groups like ISIS and Al Qaeda and their sympathizers], "our freedom" is sort of mixed together conceptually with our foreign policy, i.e. it's a sense of "look at those evil Americans -- they bomb our countries, they prop up our dictators, and look at how they disgrace our faith and our morals, they are clearly all-around terrible and must be destroyed." As is not uncommon with ethnic, religious, or national conflicts, there is a co-reinforcement between perceived repugnance of foreign military action and repugnance of foreign "morals" and customs. It's very complicated to separate out the religious and political dimensions of militant radical islam, because the sense of humiliation at military defeat and subjugation is comingled with a sense that American ideas about sexuality, music, culture, freedom, whatever are also humiliating to them.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 13 June 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link

a key element in islamic fundamentalism is also that they are mostly living in authoritarian or failed states and have few meaningful outlets for political participation.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 21:34 (eight years ago) link

(although i would never dismiss the strain of nihilism that unites islamic terrorists and donald trump. trump himself is too much of a coward to shoot anyone, but i don't doubt for a second that he fantasizes about mass death all the time.)

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 21:35 (eight years ago) link

he's ratcheted things up so far already that i'm not sure what he has left except to announce that hillary clinton "maybe, i dunno, i've heard rumors" fucks little boys.

C'mon, he'd use "little girls" because that means Pedo AND Homo! Boom! Two birds with one stone! Sad!

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 June 2016 21:37 (eight years ago) link

"as far as I know"

I thought this was in reference to O's xtianity iirc

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:38 (eight years ago) link

Maybe? The implication was that he was a secret Muslim, and therefore a foreigner. Get him out of here! Get him out!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link

I know it came across that way but I think the intended implication was "what is this stupid fucking question you are asking me"

volumetric god rays (DJP), Monday, 13 June 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link

lol yes

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link

While there's been simplifying rhetoric forever, that particular statement of Bush's* stands out because of its position at the start of what a lot of people know about the conflict - rather than provide any shading of hey maybe we shouldn't have fucked over Afghanistan quite so hard in the 80s, it sets out the whole thing in Manichean terms - not only are we the good guys, but they hate us for our goodness, nothing else we can do about that. It's of a piece with unironically declaring it a War on Terror.

*I'm assuming it's from Cheney / Rove / Rumsfeld, just because it's so good at what it does.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:46 (eight years ago) link

^ Exactly.

flappy bird, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:55 (eight years ago) link

The USS Cole may have happened less than a year earlier, but most Americans hadn't thought twice about Al Qaeda or Osama Bin Laden before 9/11.

flappy bird, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link

maybe we shouldn't have fucked over Afghanistan quite so hard in the 80s

haha wait what how did we fuck Afghanistan in the 80s, by not fighting WWIII w/the USSR after they invaded?

Also FYI none of the people involved in 9/11 (not the hijackers, not OBL, not Ayman Al-Zwahiri, etc.) were Afghans

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:58 (eight years ago) link

you guys are bad at history

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:59 (eight years ago) link

I am heartily sorry for Florida and its bad chicken wings, eaten by Mohammed Atta and crew

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 June 2016 22:07 (eight years ago) link

"they hate our chicken wings"

was what Dubya meant to have said

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 22:08 (eight years ago) link

you can always find crimes to pin on the west to blame for the rise of islamic fundamentalism (isn't sykes-picot the trendy new explanation?) but i think when trying to understand why radicals kill gays in their country, or attack them in ours, "they hate their freedom" is pretty succinct. we don't spend lots of time trying to understand what legitimate grievances inspire white supremacists or violent misogynists. that kind of tact always strikes me (maybe unfairly) as sick apologetics.

Mordy, Monday, 13 June 2016 22:09 (eight years ago) link

and to be sure ppl don't just do it when talking about fundamentalist terrorists. that's kinda the subtext behind these articles about how trump support is really about the disappearing middle class. sometimes the answer is the obvious one - it's easy for humans to hate the other.

Mordy, Monday, 13 June 2016 22:10 (eight years ago) link

tbf I have no idea how "trendy" it is but Sykes-Picot was p egregious/disastrous bit of post-imperial hubris that fucked that region good, I don't think it's incorrect or ahistorical to point it out as such.

It is maybe not so helpful (or accurate) as a rhetorical shorthand for why a Muslim nut would gun down a bunch of latino gays though, or for explaining why a bunch of Egyptians felt compelled to fly planes into the two towers.

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 22:12 (eight years ago) link

I wish there were photos of Wilson, Clemenceau, and George kneeling on the carpet in 1919, carving up the world, and Wilson asking, "Is it Upper or Lower Silesia we're giving away?"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 June 2016 22:16 (eight years ago) link

sad lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 22:17 (eight years ago) link

my somewhat non-PC take on the history of the european west and islam is that both are/were world historical forces that when they weren't killing + conquering each other were busy enslaving, murdering and colonizing every other ppl on the planet and that islam seems like a historical victim today has more to do w/ just how successful the west became at monopolizing that game than any kind of honest look at the historical narrative.

Mordy, Monday, 13 June 2016 22:19 (eight years ago) link

a fair assessment imo

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 22:21 (eight years ago) link

yeah dismissing the sykes-picot explanation as trendy is just like WAYYYYYYY too glib.

But I agree that you have to account for dormant imperial yearnings that rise up in every land and that not everything is just about victimhood.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 13 June 2016 22:29 (eight years ago) link

I mean that's definitely part of what's going on in the "humiliation" I'm talking about. The fall from power, defeat at the hands of the west. It's not like the west displaced a more benevolent empire though, it's always been bloody business.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 13 June 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link

my somewhat non-PC take on the history of the european west and islam is that both are/were world historical forces that when they weren't killing + conquering each other were busy enslaving, murdering and colonizing every other ppl on the planet and that islam seems like a historical victim today has more to do w/ just how successful the west became at monopolizing that game than any kind of honest look at the historical narrative.

― Mordy, Monday, June 13, 2016 5:19 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think ISIS would disagree with you; they certainly have no trouble w/ enslaving, murdering and colonizing

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 22:41 (eight years ago) link

they would be upset at the insinuation that we're better at it than they are lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 22:45 (eight years ago) link

Put yourself in the shoes of an Iraqi citizen. Everyone thinks they're the good guy. We're not waging a war on Islam any more than "they hate us because we are free."

― flappy bird, Monday, June 13, 2016 11:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Who 'everyone', what 'Iraqi citizen'? The Ba'athist? The Kurd? The Assyrian? The Turkmen? The Armenian? Perhaps the Mandean? Or the Yazidi?

You haven't the fucking clue what your talking about.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 13 June 2016 23:54 (eight years ago) link

The west iis already waging a war on Islam. And it's telling ppl pile all the factions and peoples of broken country Iraq together as 'Iraqi'. The country outside America American solderiers spent most time for for two decades, yet haven't a single clue about. It's depressing.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 00:03 (eight years ago) link

Also FYI none of the people involved in 9/11 (not the hijackers, not OBL, not Ayman Al-Zwahiri, etc.) were Afghans

A fair point, I didn't mean to imply that the invasion was just. Bin Laden famously received his military training from the CIA in Afghanistan, together with experience of what happens when a country isn't strategic to the US any more.

I'm kind of curious now, Shakey - what age were you on 9/11? I think of your whole fatalistic "things could only ever have happened as they happened" schtick as a product of the post-2001 era, but never really wondered whether your contemporary experience of politics went back much further than that.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 00:49 (eight years ago) link

Now, how old are you / Where is your harbor / Have many things to do / Open the door…

brimstead, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 00:51 (eight years ago) link

I presume anyone who qualifies for an Iraqi passport should be considered an Iraqi citizen. Just because a country is a poorly formed hodgepodge of often mutually hostile groups doesn't mean it has no citizens.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 00:53 (eight years ago) link

I def dont think 9/11 was inevitable nor do i think dubya handled it correctly - it was a disaster of epic proportions and he was the worst president in the history of the country.

I was 28 on 9-11. That night i said to my wife "well, i guess this means we'll be invading iraq in a little while."

Xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 00:54 (eight years ago) link

Okay, I definitely didn't mean to imply you had warm feelings for GWB :)

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 01:13 (eight years ago) link

We can't say weren't warned:

http://jungleofsmilez.com/wp-content/uploads/A-Fantastic-List-of-27-Great-Princess-Bride-Quotes-18.jpg

A few of my humble thoughts:

1. Sikes-Picot is one of many paternalistic/imperialist actions fueling middle eastern anger at the west. Afghanistan, though, is less a creation of Anglo-French capricious mapmaking than Iraq, Jordan, and ahem Israel are, right?

2. Vizzini aside, we only needed to look at the British and Soviet experiences in 'Stans to know going to war there would be quagmire in the extreme.

3. The self-promoting Charlie Wilson line is that once we'd aided resistance to the USSR there - which pretty directly helped end the Cold War - it would have been a good idea to also drop a few dollars on schools or bridges or something, to keep it from descending into the chaos it did in fact descend into. I'm not sure how true that is, but AFAICT no one even tried.

4. While OBL and crew were not from Afghanistan, there was a MARGINALLY better case to be made for the war in AFG because the Taliban had mos def harbored and encouraged Al-Q. Marginally better, that is, than the case for war in Iraq.

too much blood in my alcoholstream (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 13:50 (eight years ago) link

My guess is that turning all of Afghanistan into a modern state easily governable as a single unit would have required a Marshall plan kind of investment. A few bridges and schools would not have cut it.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 13:58 (eight years ago) link

I think that's probably right, fwiw. You're also quite right that "It's not like the west displaced a more benevolent empire though, it's always been bloody business."

Had Sikes and Picot not drawn those lines, it's not as if everything would be sunshine and rainbows.

too much blood in my alcoholstream (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 14:03 (eight years ago) link

Ken Burns shared some thoughts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F8zCQ4YnZ8

Abandon hype all ye who enter here (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 14:13 (eight years ago) link

xp: Afghanistan is as it was for much of history. Local warlords and titular monarchs have used the intrigues of external Powers over this central Asian crossroads to win their local conflicts for centuries. It is the Asian nation arguably least dominated by European powers (or Ottomans), so while the Great Game contributed to Afghan sorrows, it looks like its progression to a modern state would have benefited from successful colonialism.

The progressive elements in Afghanistan, favoring female education, national (rather than tribal) identity, etc. largely favored the People's Democratic Party of Afghanistan in 1978. Unfortunately, the U.S. saw everything through the lens of containment of communism at the time, and sided with the most regressive elements. By 1992, Afghan intellectuals and much of the middle class had emigrated or was in hiding, and while winning Charlie Wilson's battle we lost the cultural war.

Bridges and schools won't fix the loss of these groups. It takes several generations to reconstitute what's lost.

The world would be a much better place had the CIA learned the word "blowback" in 1947. While intelligence is an necessity to a modern state, its difficult to identify any positive changes effected by their covert operations arm, a bunch of adventurous, ambitious but arrogant/culturally naive recent Ivy League grads since the early days. See Legacy of Ashes by Tim Wiener.

Abandon hype all ye who enter here (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 14:41 (eight years ago) link

1. Sikes-Picot is one of many paternalistic/imperialist actions fueling middle eastern anger at the west. Afghanistan, though, is less a creation of Anglo-French capricious mapmaking than Iraq, Jordan, and ahem Israel are, right?

This is complex - in the wake of the fall of the Ottoman Empire it isn't like there were fully formed governments throughout the Middle East, each representing a particular ethnicity and with healthy state + social institutions ready to step up... oh if only those British and French didn't fuck it all up. The British overpromising the Levant to too many different groups I'm sure bred some animosity but what - if they had only promised it to the Arabs then the Jews wouldn't have tried to overthrow the mandate to reclaim their State? If they had only promised it to the Jews then the Arabs wouldn't have been furious about losing part of the historical ummah?

Mordy, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 14:53 (eight years ago) link

See Legacy of Ashes by Tim Wiener.

excellent book

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 15:10 (eight years ago) link

christ

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 15:49 (eight years ago) link

I know we're way off topic, but I think the alternate history of the middle east probably would have been various leaders competing to "unify" the ME, possibly leading to wars. There were a bunch of different pan-Arabist/pan-ME proposals put forward by various rulers, as well as competing plans for the treatment of Palestine.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 15:54 (eight years ago) link

The romantic in me likes the idea of TE Lawrence helping shape the Middle East after WWI. Not sure what effect that would have on WWII...

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link

DNC thing seems more comical than scary

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 16:37 (eight years ago) link

telling that they didn't hack RNC for oppo research cuz lol oh right there isn't any

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 16:37 (eight years ago) link

cuz they've been studying HRC for over 20 years

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link

The foregrounding of the Trump data doesn't make much sense given they had access to everything else for at least a year. I'd assume the RNC just hasn't noticed yet.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 16:40 (eight years ago) link

Who is this mysterious Donald Trump? What is he all about? If we only had a way to plumb the depths of this enigmatic private figure.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 16:40 (eight years ago) link

obama just about lost his shit, to the extent that he actually loses his shit.

akm, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 17:18 (eight years ago) link

about what?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link

his shit, location of

contenderizer, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 18:09 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWK7eyxczgg

It's such a goddamn shame that broad swaths of the country that won't listen to a word he says just because he's the one saying it.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 18:13 (eight years ago) link

yes, that.

akm, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 18:30 (eight years ago) link

timestamp of shit-loss? I don't have time to watch 25 mins.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link

it's the whole thing. he doezn' like, start yelling and barking. it's just what he says.

akm, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link

here's a synopsis: http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/14/politics/obama-pushes-back-against-criticism-over-terrorism-rhetoric/index.html

"Dismissing the "yapping" from "politicians who tweet," Obama described Trump's suggestions as harmful to the country's national security.
"We are now seeing how dangerous this kind of mindset and this kind of thinking can be," he said. "We're starting to see where this kind of rhetoric and loose talk and sloppiness about who exactly we're fighting, where this can lead us."
Obama, sounding infuriated at critiques of his foreign policy, pushed back against criticism for not using the term "radical Islamic terrorism." And he accused Republicans of fostering resentment among Muslims that could generate further attacks.
"What exactly would using this language accomplish? What exactly would it change?" Obama asked during remarks at the Treasury Department. "Would it make ISIL less committed to try and kill Americans?" he continued, using a different acronym for ISIS.
"Would it bring in more allies? Is there a military strategy that is served by this? The answer is none of the above," he said. "Calling a threat by a different name does not make it go away.""

akm, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link

A lot of talk about how Trump's anti-Muslim rhetoric and proposed policies are fundamentally un-American and unconstitutional. Shit cannot be hammered home hard enough, particularly when his party is comprised of so many supposed strict constitutionalists.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link

I had sort of a related argument with a fb friend who was saying this isn't about guns, it's about "an ideology." And I was basically saying that it was pretty difficult to fight "an ideology" whatever that's supposed to mean and much easier to go after guns.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 18:45 (eight years ago) link

Gun nut on same fb thread was claiming I "didn't really understand the second amendment" and I pointed out that she didn't seem to understand the 14th amendment.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 18:46 (eight years ago) link

Guarantee 100% of gun nuts don't really understand the second amendment.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 18:50 (eight years ago) link

Does ANYONE really understand the second amendment? That "well-regulated" militia part means different things to different people (and unfettered access to any and all guns to many.)

Yeah, it's just funny how strict constructionists when it comes to the second amendment completely ignore other amendments wholesale. Uphold the constitution and ban muslims in the same breath.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link

I actually got curious and looked up the second amendment, hoping it wouldn't be too long. i had prepared myself mentally to just read bits and pieces and just become aware of it

i find one version and think oh this must be the summary or abridged version

i look it up on what i think is a reliable source, cornell uuniversity, and find that in its entirety it is 27 words

i don't understand what there is to "get" about it

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link

don't totally agree with everything in this and it will never happen, but food for thought

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/why-its-time-to-repeal-the-second-amendment-right-bear-arms-20160613

akm, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link

xxpost Cognitive dissonance and bigotry are like chocolate and peanut butter.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link

the part that people disagree on is 'well regulated militia'. rightwingnuts think this means that it's ok to have citizen armies.

akm, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link

The problem is that the actual wording of the second amendment doesn't mean as much in material terms as the more recent SC interpretation of the second amendment: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/District_of_Columbia_v._Heller

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:12 (eight years ago) link

Burn in hell, Scalia.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:13 (eight years ago) link

sick to death of this "it'll never happen" stuff. i am not impressed by anybody's self-defeating rhetoric.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:14 (eight years ago) link

one for the grammarians but

i read the second amendment as having one main clause and two subordinate/dependent/relative clauses

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:16 (eight years ago) link

sick to death of this "it'll never happen" stuff

yup - aiming for the impossible goal pushes the boundary of what's achievable

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:18 (eight years ago) link

It's why I back your full repeal position 100%, shakes. Land stubborn insistence on the complete reversal of the current state of affairs is the only way to gain ground.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:24 (eight years ago) link

I have no idea where that stray 'Land' came from.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:25 (eight years ago) link

how exactly does Trump think restricting press access is going to help him at all? anyone he restricts is going to go whole hog anti-Trump as a result.

akm, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link

we have a whole thread on it, but it's not so much that repeal "will never happen" as that repealing an amendment is among the most difficult feats to achieve in our political system and there are easier feats that would do almost equal good, such as getting a good case in front of a liberal majority Supreme Court to overturn Heller.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link

He's not trying to win supporters though. He just wants to consolidate the echo chamber.

Treeship, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link

It's a losing strategy for sure, but he's a loser.

Treeship, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:29 (eight years ago) link

Are there people who support repealing the second amendment while also agreeing with the Heller reading? I'm not American and haven't studied this closely. The Heller reading seems at least grammatically plausible to me, although I agree that it results in a completely insane law, especially when assault weapons are added to the equation.

jmm, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:29 (eight years ago) link

The Second Amendment actually strikes me as a perfect illustration of the limits of textualism, specifically the debate over how the "well-regulated militia" clause is supposed to impact the whole. I think both arguments on that point are equally plausible -- it limits the scope of the amendment vs it merely explains the reason for the amendment.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link

Are there people who support repealing the second amendment while also agreeing with the Heller reading? I'm not American and haven't studied this closely. The Heller reading seems at least grammatically plausible to me, although I agree that it results in a completely insane law, especially when assault weapons are added to the equation.

― jmm, Tuesday, June 14, 2016 3:29 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's more to it than the grammar. literally no one whose opinion is worth a damn agrees with the heller reading. the argument was made out of whole cloth a few decades ago and unfortunately there were 5 nutcases on the supreme court at the time the case came up.

k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:32 (eight years ago) link

Re: Trump's press blockade, in simple terms, Trump is a fucking moron. He makes up his own rules on the fly without ever considering the consequences. Sadly, this has worked out in his favor to a pretty great extent, but some people have made the mistake of attributing this tendency to strategic brilliance or an indication that he's smarter than he seems. Happily, I think these notions will be pretty clearly dispelled among all but his most faithful by November.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:33 (eight years ago) link

It's such a goddamn shame that broad swaths of the country that won't listen to a word he says just because he's the one saying it. oh they will listen to the part where he wants to take away all their gunz of course

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:36 (eight years ago) link

And the part where he describes Islam as one of the great world religions because he am secret moslem who are actually terrorist of USA.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link

"During a campaign event last month in New Jersey, Trump commanded Christie, who was off camera, to stop eating Oreo cookies."

brimstead, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 20:16 (eight years ago) link

Christie is so pathetic

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 20:58 (eight years ago) link

that's got to be one of this campaign's great moments, I'd wager

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 21:11 (eight years ago) link

oreos thing is so beautiful

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 21:11 (eight years ago) link

the second amendment is (or should be) basically a historical curio with no more contemporary interest or relevance than the third amendment (the one about quartering soldiers in your home). this article has some useful background on how the insane NRA/scalia reading of the amendment gradually took hold:

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/05/nra-guns-second-amendment-106856

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 21:24 (eight years ago) link

Man I wish that Christie story had come out earlier because "Stop eating Oreo cookies" would be an amazing thread title

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link

By the time he's the veep pick we'll need a new thread title

Every time Trump says something even more disgraceful than the last thing I read, I remember all the Republicans who have publicly lined up behind him and my tummy does a little happy dance

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 21:51 (eight years ago) link

the thing is, trump won't win, but the less likely he is to win, the more he'll up the ante on his craziness, b/c he can't stand to lose. this is going to get uglier and uglier.

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 21:52 (eight years ago) link

i will not be surprised when in november, when he loses, he calls for armed insurrection.

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/qqtgpye.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link

would also not be surprised if this all ends w/ the secret service having to investigate trump for making terroristic threats. (which he has effectively done already.)

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 21:54 (eight years ago) link

The late chief justice Warren Burger, no friend to liberalism and not by any stretch a judicial eminence, said not long before his death, "[The Second Amendment] has been the subject of one of the greatest pieces of fraud, I repeat the word 'fraud,' on the American public by special interest groups that I have ever seen in my lifetime."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link

said this upthread but wouldn't be surprised at all if Cruz refuses to endorse Trump (why should he? it would gain him nothing) with an eye on 2020.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 22:02 (eight years ago) link

If Lyin' Ted refuses to endorse, that may be interpreted as an endorsement; he should endorse, followed by a quick reminder that he's a helpless liar.

clemenza, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 22:10 (eight years ago) link

Lyin' Ted attempts endorsement, founders upon the venerable liars paradox.

ryan, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 22:33 (eight years ago) link

Finally, gawker Trump descriptions in list form:

Seagull dipped in tikka masala
Bursting landfill of municipal solid waste
Mountain of rotting whale blubber
Sputum-filled Orange Julius
Gangrenous gaping wound
Racist, sexist block of aged Cheddar
Oversized wasp exoskeleton stuffed with old mustard
Neo-fascist real estate golem
Abandoned roadside ham hock
Bewildered, golden-helmeted astronaut who’s just landed on this planet from a distant galaxy
Monument to human hubris crafted out of rotting Spam
A walking pile of reanimated roadkill
Heaving carcass
Stately hot dog casing
Flatulent leather couch
Swollen earthworm gizzard
Narcissistic bowl of rotten gazpacho
Yellowing hunk of masticated gristle
A human/Komodo dragon hybrid
Blackening scab artfully hiding in your Raisin Bran
“Taco truck”
A man who could one day become the first hobgoblin to enter the White House
A pair of chapped lips superglued to a hairball
Horsehair mattress stuffed with molding copies of Hustler
Malignant corn chip
Human Kinder Egg whose inner surprise is a tiny pebble of rat shit
The sculpture your three-year-old made out of soggy ground-up goldfish snacks
A man with the hair of a radioactive skunk
Roiling Cheez Whiz mass
Cryogenically frozen bog man
A glistening, shouting gristle mass with a history of saying terrible and stupid things
Screaming giant cheese wedge
Republican frontrunner and 250-pound accumulation of rancid beef
Day-Glo roadside billboard about jock itch
Temperamental gelatinous sponge
Sentient hate-balloon
A Rumpelstiltskin inflated with a bike pump and filled with bacteria
Sun-kissed ass plug
Self-tanning enthusiast
An enraged, bewigged fetus blown up to nightmarish size
Parental pile of burnt organic material
Human-shaped wad of Gak
Walking irradiated tumor
Uncooked chicken breast
KKK rally port-a-potty holding tank
Neon-tinted hellion
A plentiful field of dung piled into the shape of a presidential candidate
Malfunctioning wind turbine
Seeping fleabag
Sloshing styrofoam takeout container filled with three-day-old mac and cheese
A sticky, grabby, Cheeto-hued toddler with no sense of adult deportment
Figurative rubber, and also literal rubber
A carnivorous plant watered with irradiated bat urine
Sentient waste disposal plant
A disappointment
Poorly-drawn fascist
Racist teratoma
Lamprey eel spray-painted gold
A hair that you pluck, causing a cluster of hairs to sprout in its place
Sunken, corroding soufflé
Nacho cheese golem
Undead tangerine
A cartoon representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome in a pharmaceutical ad
Fossilized meatball
Horking mole-creature suffering from radioactive spray-tan
Tattered Craigslist sofa
A full-grown Monopoly dog carefully balancing a spongecake atop his head
Play-Doh factory explosion
A new superfood made of finely-ground clown wigs
Unkempt troll doll found floating facedown in a tub of rancid Beluga caviar

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 23:15 (eight years ago) link

Seagull dipped in tikka masala
Bursting landfill of municipal solid waste
Mountain of rotting whale blubber

Captain Beefheart sure could be vicious!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 23:30 (eight years ago) link

dinah shore's shoes

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 23:45 (eight years ago) link

Seagull dipped in tikka masala

I'd surprised if you follow Welsh news reports over there, but it's a reference to this. This passes for news in Wales.

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 23:51 (eight years ago) link

facebook mate, it's worldwide, orange fuckin bird

j., Wednesday, 15 June 2016 00:43 (eight years ago) link

"Stop eating Oreo cookies" is the new "please clap"

too much blood in my alcoholstream (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 09:57 (eight years ago) link

Captain Beefheart sure could be vicious!

LOL

a (waterface), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:57 (eight years ago) link

I really hate Ted Cruz but his shade game is on point

volumetric god rays (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:02 (eight years ago) link

otm, dude is bringing a very cold game to the table

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link

Captain Beefheart sure could be vicious!

LOL seconded. A+

running Hillary's twitter acct seems like a fun job

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/742894093366333440

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 15:25 (eight years ago) link

A lot of people are saying Trump has tiny man-baby hands.

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:00 (eight years ago) link

"The clarity between the two nominees is very clear." – Herman Cain, introducing Trump just now

ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:01 (eight years ago) link

lol @ Return of Cain

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link

it's the best clarity, so clear, you won't believe it

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:12 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/RosieGray/status/743109707263533057

Rosie Gray
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Cain: "this sounds like a shucky-ducky kind of crowd on a shucky-ducky kind of day, here to support an awww-shucky ducky kind of candidate"

volumetric god rays (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:13 (eight years ago) link

Trump/Cain please please please

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:15 (eight years ago) link

can totally see Trump selecting Cain to prove he's not a racist, has the best African Americans etc.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link

he's an ideal VP pick

ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:21 (eight years ago) link

one thing we really need is for an accomplished neurosurgeon to play Stepin Fetchit to a racist toupee running for President

volumetric god rays (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:23 (eight years ago) link

Cain sells pizzas iirc

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:24 (eight years ago) link

Herman Cain is a neurosurgeon??

ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:24 (eight years ago) link

oh lol I kept thinking Ben Carson, whoops

volumetric god rays (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:24 (eight years ago) link

I feel so much better about Cain saying this nonsense

volumetric god rays (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

and it's not what *we* need, it's what Trump needs, and Trump's needs are all that matters, because he is the greatest, really great, you have no idea

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

that's what some people are saying anyway. I would never say it.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link

Cain has been 100% clown from the jump, I don't care how much more he embarrasses himself

volumetric god rays (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link

I really need to hear what "awww-shucky ducky" sounds like out loud.

jmm, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:28 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO3ot894Oyw

ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:29 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbv6B8Ky4ns

ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:29 (eight years ago) link

I see the speaking in tongues has finally begun in earnest.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:35 (eight years ago) link

storify of a live tweet of a trump rally

https://storify.com/case_face/a-trump-rally-in-greensboro-anger-in-here-is-palpa

really sounds like a cross between heavy metal parking lot and immortan joe opening up the pipes

goole, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link

Do people say "Aw shucky ducky now" in "some parts of the South"? Inquiring minds need to know.

Oh baby, if only you knew / Gabnebb hit a hundred-and-two (stevie), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:40 (eight years ago) link

this was enlightening:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuckey_Duckey

soref, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:41 (eight years ago) link

He was parodied on Saturday Night Live by Bobby Moynihan as "Slappy Pappy," with the catchphrase "Slappy Pappy Way Way."

what what

goole, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:44 (eight years ago) link

the guy introducing Trump right now is prattling on about how Hillary is an enemy of union workers; Georgia is a right-to-work state

ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:44 (eight years ago) link

lol, I must have missed those in 2012.

jmm, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:44 (eight years ago) link

did we not cover trump saying US soldiers had looted the redevelopment money sent to iraq?

https://storify.com/DemFromCT/corbin-reiff-on-honor-duty-and-donald-trump

this series of tweets is p revealing in a number of different ways, not all of them anti-trump necessarily...

god i just watched the frontline on the origins of isis, seeing again the pre-iraq-war days, cheney and the rest. what an awful time. it really is the original sin that made the world we're in

goole, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:00 (eight years ago) link

yup. will never forgive any of those jackals. (I don't really forgive Hillary for her craven gullibility at the time either tbh)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link

altho I do think there are tiers of guilt/complicity in terms of who was driving the bus and who was willing to be a passenger

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:07 (eight years ago) link

ugh i barely like to think about the pre-iraq war days. i remember reading an article written by richard a. clarke which was fairly prescient and even then it seemed otm. talking about the vacuum that would exist in a middle eastern war, and how extreme terrorist groups would begin to fill the gap left by the ousted government(s) and how there could be worse groups than al qaeda on the horizon. he also said, iirc, that the u.s. should be less concerned about airline terrorism and more concerned with assault weapon attacks carried out in public places.

nomar, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link

did we not cover trump saying US soldiers had looted the redevelopment money sent to iraq?

https://storify.com/DemFromCT/corbin-reiff-on-honor-duty-and-donald-trump

tbf the bush administration literally 'lost' a billion dollars in cash in iraq but I doubt the soldiers are the ones who took it.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link

they certainly did, some of it

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link

which soldiers? it's a meaningless accusation unless you can narrow it down a little.

oculus lump (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:34 (eight years ago) link

I assume its all bribe money

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

look i think it's clear trump just fell asleep drunkenly watching three kings on a plane one time

Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:36 (eight years ago) link

xpost dammit

nomar, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:36 (eight years ago) link

xp god damn it

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:36 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I saw that documentary, too. Sad!

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:38 (eight years ago) link

James Risen's book Pay Any Price

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/742890251102920710

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:39 (eight years ago) link

True factlet: I worked for the CIA in the 80s/90s (as a teenager, in the mailroom). I saw actual pallets of cash being sent to distant lands. I was encouraged to forget that I had seen them.

There was a subset of yr smarter Agency dudes who felt - then as now - that Saddam was the glue that held that sandhole together. It was lunacy to think that removing him would lead to a happy ending. However, there are a lot of reasons why "leave the dictators in place" isn't a popular strategy, and proponents will get shouted down.

One reason is action bias: people wanted to feel like we were Doing Something. Another is the legacy of Munich, Hitler, etc. We said "never again," so some people either see little hitlers everywhere, or are able to use the language of Holocaust prevention as convenient cover for stuff they already wanted to do. Fast forward to Assad in Syria, and no one has a solid answer as to whether we're doing not enough, rather too much, ,or just the right amount.

A healthy pessimism about our track record in intervening is understandable.

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:46 (eight years ago) link

you guys know that teenagers committing petty crime have been offered enlistment in place of a sentence, right? xp

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link

*commits petty crime*

nomar, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClA1bOZVYAIcq8_.jpg:large

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link

I think a non-ideological bet that Clinton is likely to lose would be a bet on voter suppression by blackshirts or on RNC operatives running a successful ground game to get new-voter Trump-leaners to actually vote. The former seems way more likely than the latter.

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 19:24 (eight years ago) link

Trump doesn't have enough blackshirts tbrr. The way his campaign is run, he'd probably take it upon himself to personally suppress votes, and he'd get tired and bored of it after a couple hours.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 19:29 (eight years ago) link

And with his complexion, black is not a flattering color.

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 19:33 (eight years ago) link

He could pull it off.

http://blog.lsi.edu/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/pumpkin_head.jpg

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 19:40 (eight years ago) link

Caek, that "probability of victory for Democratic candidate" chart is surely way too low for October 2012, no way did Obama have only 60-some percent chance of winning a week before the election

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link

is that drop the "low energy" debates? i don't remember

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 19:47 (eight years ago) link

Perhaps polling lag time - polls released in week X reflect questions asked in week X-1, while people were still processing the news events of week X-2?

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 20:16 (eight years ago) link

bloomberg poll has Hillary up 12 now

akm, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 20:26 (eight years ago) link

whoa

http://gawker.com/this-looks-like-the-dncs-hacked-trump-oppo-file-1782040426

goole, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 20:51 (eight years ago) link

I assume the massive 2008 dip in the late summer was the financial crisis (and mccain subsequently suspending his campaign to look like an asshole)

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 20:52 (eight years ago) link

so the russians are interfering in a presidential election now. great.

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 21:01 (eight years ago) link

what's good for the goose i guess

Mordy, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 21:02 (eight years ago) link

Lawyers Guns and Money goes ham on Freddie deBoer and other progressives with too high principles:

Three presidents can be plausibly said to have greater records of progressive accomplishment than Barack Obama: LBJ, FDR, and Lincoln. Were these men, as deBoer suggests they must be, consistent left-wing ideologues, men who were committed to consistent left principles who did not concern themselves with practical politics and never had to be “pushed” from the left? Er, no. Good God, no. They were practical men. They were not ideologically consistent. They had progressive records in large part because of the organized pressures from the left placed on them. Lyndon Johnson had a voting record in the Senate that makes Hillary Clinton look like a Wobbly. Did civil rights and labor groups follow deBoer’s advice, refuse to work with him and support him, and seek to throw the election to Goldwater in the hopes that a REAL ally could eventually control the White House? No, they did not, because they understand politics as deBoer does not. And the result was arguably the most progressive domestic policy presidency ever. The Emancipation Proclamation was a compromise motivated in large measure by political expediency. So what? Who wants political leaders who disdain politics, who aren’t responsive to their constituents?

And it’s amazing that deBoer would bring up same-sex marriage, which constitutes about ten own-goals for his worldview. The national right to same-sex marriage was created through a path that deBoer repeatedly assures us can never work. Did the LBGT community leave the Democratic Party because Democratic leaders continued to nominally oppose same-sex marriage? No, they did not. They recognized that politicians who can potentially be pressured to adopted your favored positions are better than those who cannot be. They also recognized that what presidents do is a lot more important than what they say. Bill Clinton nominally opposed same-sex marriage when he took office, and so did Barack Obama when he took office. And yet, the four Supreme Court justices they appointed were all in the Obergefell majority. And the four first choice Republican nominees all dissented. And it’s also worth noting that the swing vote that lead to victory, Anthony Kennedy, was on the Court because a lot of liberal voters held their noses and voted for Democratic senators like Howell Heflin and Richard Shelby and Sam Nunn, who were a good sight less than ideal but were still with the party on some key issues like “should Robert Bork be confirmed to the Supreme Court?” Same-sex marriage is a perfect illustration that the White House is generally where changes end, not where they begin. And it’s also an excellent illustration that you don’t walk away from the political coalition that’s closer to your interests because you don’t win immediately.

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2016/06/the-party-left-me-and-other-complaints-of-the-voter-as-atomistic-consumer

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 21:05 (eight years ago) link

"It appears that virtually all of the claims are derived from published sources, as opposed to independent investigations or mere rumor."

Mordy, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 21:05 (eight years ago) link

i like lemieux

It is also worth noting that this is not an ideological dispute; it is not about FAILING TO RECOGNIZE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE TO YOUR LEFT. Noam Chomsky believes that swing-state voters should support the leftmost viable candidate in general elections; Tom Friedman, conversely, shares Freddie’s view that their really needs to be a third-party candidate that agrees with him in every detail because coalition-building should be obsolete for today’s consumer.

Mordy, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 21:08 (eight years ago) link

burning freddie w/ a friedman comparison <3

Mordy, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 21:08 (eight years ago) link

Today's Sanders email seems to point pretty clearly to a concession/pivot speech coming tomorrow night:

We are at a critical moment for the future of the Democratic Party and our country. Last night marked the last primary as part of the Democratic nomination process, and we know that our campaign will enter the convention in Philadelphia with more than 1800 delegates.

Our movement has fought against steep odds when so many people counted us out. Together we built a political revolution that fought in every one of more than 50 primaries and caucuses since February. Our delegates from this movement will be the people who vote on the platform of the Democratic Party, and who will have influence on not just who the nominee is this election, but how the next nominee will be elected, too.

The future of our political revolution depends on you. That's why Bernie Sanders will host a live, online video address this Thursday night at 8:30 p.m. EDT / 5:30 p.m. PDT.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 21:17 (eight years ago) link

omg the vitriol directed at Freddie in the comments is such a gift

Mordy, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 21:24 (eight years ago) link

i think there's a narrow space where de boer is very useful, or at least someone useful. that space would be certain of his critiques of campus political correctness, speech policing, etc. but once he moves to more ambitious territory he flounders.

somehow i feel like the whole self-regarding idiocy of his position on the general election is encapsulated by the furrowed-brow selfies he uses as his avatars.

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 21:44 (eight years ago) link

er, someWHAT useful.

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 21:44 (eight years ago) link

yeah I agree. His piece last September made a couple decent points about the irony of administrators complaining about student demands when the administrators themselves created the methods of redress.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 22:00 (eight years ago) link

how long do y'all think this filibuster is going to last?

flappy bird, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 22:09 (eight years ago) link

wrong thread for filibuster talk

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link

These insinuations that Obama is sympathetic to ISIS are extraordinarily dangerous not to mention disgusting.

Treeship, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 22:46 (eight years ago) link

so in addition to being anti-iran deal apparently canova is also kinda a fed weirdo:
https://www.dissentmagazine.org/article/who-runs-federal-reserve-2008-crash

It would also be worthwhile to break the monopoly of central banks in the issuance of currency by funding some government operations with money created and issued by treasuries and finance ministries—money that would not add a penny to public debt. This is what President Abraham Lincoln did by issuing more than $400 million in U.S. notes, the so-called Greenback, to pay the huge costs of the American Civil War and national economic development programs. A century earlier, colonial Pennsylvania enjoyed fifty-two years of non-inflationary growth by issuing and lending its own currency into circulation, thereby financing major development of infrastructure without incurring debt or high tax burdens. Adam Smith, in his classic work Wealth of Nations (1776), praised Pennsylvania’s success with government-issued money. Such proposals have been introduced in Congress over the years, but Wall Street lobbying has prevented such legislation from passing.

Mordy, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 23:30 (eight years ago) link

Hate to give FdB any more attention but looolll: https://mobile.twittier.com/crulge/status/730530222274023424

JoeStork, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 23:33 (eight years ago) link

twittier? dunno how i did that: https://mobile.twitter.com/crulge/status/730530222274023424

JoeStork, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 23:34 (eight years ago) link

hahaha

akm, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 23:46 (eight years ago) link

The Lewandowski-Manafort-Hicks dynamic is fascinating

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 16 June 2016 03:42 (eight years ago) link

The Trump campaign would not comment on the record about its relationship with the RNC. One Trump Tower official called it “a great relationship. I work well with everybody over there and I haven’t heard of anyone who doesn’t have a great relationship with them.”

tee hee

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 June 2016 03:52 (eight years ago) link

"It's a great relationship. The Greatest. Never has a relationship worked as great as ours. If the RNC was a hot Slavic model, our orgasms would be YUGE!"

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 16 June 2016 04:19 (eight years ago) link

next election thread really needs to be named HIRALLY CLIMPS FOR PRESIDETN

germane geir hongro (s.clover), Thursday, 16 June 2016 06:46 (eight years ago) link

A lot being made of this Guccifer2 hack?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 16 June 2016 12:35 (eight years ago) link

Jesus, whenever I think this stupid motherfucker can't get any stupider: Trump: DNC hacked itself

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 June 2016 12:45 (eight years ago) link

Stop hacking yourself! Stop hacking yourself!

how's life, Thursday, 16 June 2016 12:50 (eight years ago) link

This "I'm going to just constantly assert things that have no bearing whatsoever on reality" tendency that Trump shares with way to many people needs to be fucking wiped out asap.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 June 2016 13:02 (eight years ago) link

Nor can Larry Hogan, who is otherwise execrable.

I'm a bit sad about the DNC hack because now Putin will know that Trump has absurdly tiny baby-hands, also that the DNC oppo researchers apparently didn't find anything that could not have been googled.

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 16 June 2016 13:48 (eight years ago) link

I'm somewhat surprised at their restraint in not going to that next letter of the alphabet. Just give it time, I guess.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:12 (eight years ago) link

Nor can Larry Hogan, who is otherwise execrable.

hate having to grit my teeth and admit that Larry Hogan is doing the right thing and deserves some credit here

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:15 (eight years ago) link

The tiny plurality that elected him (my in-laws included) are likely scratching him off their list of the righteous as we speak, and I am smiling a secret smile.

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:28 (eight years ago) link

I'm somewhat surprised at their restraint in not going to that next letter of the alphabet. Just give it time, I guess.

I have a bet with a friend that he's gonna call her one of those words on TV before it's all said and done

frogbs, Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:30 (eight years ago) link

^^ I said that to my wife the other day. Probably by the second debate.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link

man that Trump campaign/RNC infighting is comedy gold. If Trump was an old school fascist he'd be plotting his own Night of the Long Knives by now.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:49 (eight years ago) link

I love the TPM headline

Trump's Not Doing Poorly; He's Not Even Running

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:17 (eight years ago) link

Street Talk Tees is a company based in Aurora, Ohio, that sells mostly shirts featuring the names of colleges, cities and sports teams. Along with obscenities. The company’s website includes this disclaimer: “All designs are created just to allow our customers to expres how they feel. FIRST AMENDMENT RULES!”

Soon, a cleansing fire.

De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:18 (eight years ago) link

xp "Do you know what they're calling her? Have you ever heard of "See You Next Tuesday"? Horrible, horrible. But they're saying it!"

De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:19 (eight years ago) link

Didn't he pull that one already after someone at his rally called Ted Cruz a pussy?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link

Ha, yeah:

"You're not allowed to say, and I never expect to hear that from you again. She said -- I never expect to hear that from you again! She said he's a pussy! Terrible. Terrible. That's terrible," Trump said to an excited crowd.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link

Hey, I go right past Aurora once a week! If anyone wants to start a GoFundMe for my legal costs, I'll burn this place down over the weekend.

Meanwhile:

Andrew Stroehlein ✔ @astroehlein
Trump: "Belgium is a beautiful city." Thank goodness for oceans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2iEes9bzbg

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:23 (eight years ago) link

xps- that's the best deBoer takedown i've ever read, damn... so good

de l'asshole (flopson), Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link

this is amazing to me

Others might do it well or poorly. But Trump isn't doing any of it. There's a Politico story out today about how the RNC gave him the names of twenty big GOP donors to call. He got bored or frustrated and stopped after calling three. And this comes after deciding that he actually doesn't need to raise a billion dollars.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link

It is increasingly clear that Donald Trump is perfectly happy to be president, as long as he doesn’t have to work for it.

obv not surprising at all

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:58 (eight years ago) link

a reversal from George W. Bush, who was perfectly happy to be president as long as he didn't have to work.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:59 (eight years ago) link

c'mon, he cleared all that brush that one time

Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 June 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link

these fuckin putzes, so doomed:
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/17/us/politics/donald-trump-fundraising-gop.html?_r=0

Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 June 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link

Donald being forced to raise money after all his nonsense in the primary is some delicious irony

Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 June 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link

I mean how can you not laugh, what a fucktard:
Moreover, while Mr. Trump lent his campaign more than $43 million in the primaries, he has shown little inclination to self-finance his general election campaign in a large-scale way. Yet many Republican fund-raisers have openly questioned why they would donate their money to a candidate who has claimed a net worth of $10 billion.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 June 2016 21:21 (eight years ago) link

Did I say $10 billion? Uh, I meant $10 hundred. And half of that is an abstract valuation of my name brand, so see? I really need the money, thanks!

I used to think that Trump campaign volunteers would be the saddest thing ever, followed by Trump campaign donors. Now I'm not so sure. Perhaps it's the other way round.

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 16 June 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link

apologies if this has been posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jun/15/donald-trump-poll-numbers-us-election-hillary-clinton

The suspicion of protesters reached a point at which Trump supporters were informing on each other for not being “real” supporters. One woman pointed security toward a couple sitting quietly in their seats. “Them,” she mouthed.

The couple seemed baffled and denied to a security agent that they were anything but genuine Trump admirers. He waved them toward the exit and said, “Let’s go.”

Afterward the informer, who declined to give her name, grinned as onlookers congratulated her. “I heard one of them say ‘Never Trump’,” she said. “And one held up three fingers, like this.”

She held up her hand in a Boy Scout salute.

What did the three fingers signify?

“I have no idea,” she said.

goole, Thursday, 16 June 2016 21:54 (eight years ago) link

Probably posted on the mass shooting thread:

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/58885b65cf714811964305b99ca78d93/mccain-obama-directly-responsible-orlando-shooting

Disgusting (and the "I misspoke" clarification doesn't much change that). I hope it helps dispel the idea that McCain was this pillar of virtue in 2008, which is always followed by a cut to him sheepishly telling that woman "No, ma'am, he's an American..." As many have pointed out, he'd been letting that stuff go on for weeks beforehand. He got noble only when the election was clearly not going to go his way. That's when he started cleaning up his image.

clemenza, Thursday, 16 June 2016 21:57 (eight years ago) link

I occasionally have some dark, dark thoughts about Trump's supporters that are difficult to square with my generally pacifistic leanings.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:03 (eight years ago) link

Forced sterilization isn't technically violence, right?

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link

that's... p violent

Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:10 (eight years ago) link

Aw, man.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:23 (eight years ago) link

the bit quoted from the guardian article shows why these kinds of movements inevitably flame out (not without enormous cost, of course)--their rites of purification are inevitably turned inward, the only logical end point is a kind of suicide.

ryan, Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link

ratfucking suggestion: send ppl to Trump rallies to randomly accuse other ppl in the crowd of being protestors

Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link

That would be beautiful. That would be the best ratfucking, absolutely the best.

pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:44 (eight years ago) link

let me tell you, a lot of people are talking about this ratfucking and really, it's just unbelievable, the rats, the fucking

Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:45 (eight years ago) link

lol

pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link

I don't necessarily believe in this ratfucking but people come up to me every day and say, I can't believe how tremendous the ratfucking would be. It's true. I'm building a wall.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:54 (eight years ago) link

I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my rat, perhaps I’d be fucking her.

how's life, Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:57 (eight years ago) link

ratfeeding suggestion: feed ppl at trump rallies to rats

oculus lump (contenderizer), Thursday, 16 June 2016 23:03 (eight years ago) link

i have the best rats, they do the best fucking, it's beautiful.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 16 June 2016 23:06 (eight years ago) link

is the entire trump campaign just an extended advertisement for a new trump tv network?
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/06/donald-trump-tv-network

Mordy, Friday, 17 June 2016 00:35 (eight years ago) link

well mordy i guess you got your wish somehow, bernie sez everyone should run for office

kind of a weird timing?

https://go.berniesanders.com/page/signup/win?source=160616-livestream

j., Friday, 17 June 2016 01:00 (eight years ago) link

why weird? bc after all the primaries? there's still tons and tons of uncontested seats he can help find ppl to run for, but admittedly would've been happier if he had campaigned for fetterman, been looking for primary challengers, etc.

Mordy, Friday, 17 June 2016 01:08 (eight years ago) link

man I saw that trump media empire coming from a mile away

iatee, Friday, 17 June 2016 01:25 (eight years ago) link

appreciate the congrats for being right on trump media empire, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!

mookieproof, Friday, 17 June 2016 01:29 (eight years ago) link

VP shortlist leaked: http://www.vox.com/2016/6/16/11954878/hillary-clinton-vice-president-veepstakes

Senator Elizabeth Warren (MA), Senator Sherrod Brown (OH), Senator Tim Kaine (VA), Senator Cory Booker (NJ), Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Julian Castro (TX), Secretary of Labor Tom Perez (MD), Representative Xavier Becerra (CA-34), Representative Tim Ryan (OH-13), and Mayor Eric Garcetti of Los Angeles (CA)

Mordy, Friday, 17 June 2016 01:47 (eight years ago) link

No franken :(

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 June 2016 01:55 (eight years ago) link

If she doesn't select Booker, that'll be good, for it means Booker will lose his will to live and evaporate into a cloud of stale farts over a grave of Atari Democrats.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 June 2016 01:59 (eight years ago) link

Man, I sort of wish it was Castro, for all sorts of reasons. I know he was a golden boy for a long time. Has he continued to make good?

Only good thing about Warren, who I love but who Clinton does not really need, is that it would prime her for president, but then again, it could hurt her chances, too, especially if Clinton was a one termer or if she screws up her integrity bona fides by batting too hard for Clinton. It would be weird if they picked her to try to get some lefty support, because of course she would have to temper her progressive talk if she hitched her wagon to Clinton. Do the two have any sort of relationship that anyone knows of? Have they worked together, are they friends?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 June 2016 02:02 (eight years ago) link

pulling for castro here too

i don't get why ryan is on the list, just cuz ohio? isnt he a deficit hawk?

pacific distances (sciatica), Friday, 17 June 2016 02:20 (eight years ago) link

a trump network could be a disaster. can you imagine a 24/7 infotainment channel that's /worse/ than fox news?

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 17 June 2016 02:20 (eight years ago) link

i mean, it could be a disaster in one or both of two ways

a disaster in the sense that it would fail spectacularly

or a disaster in the sense of, providing a dangerous voice to the fascist element in our society, in a way even more unhinged than fox news

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 17 June 2016 02:21 (eight years ago) link

"Mayor of LA" is a choice I like in concept no matter who holds that office; would like to see some mayors run for president.

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 17 June 2016 02:24 (eight years ago) link

Man, I sort of wish it was Castro, for all sorts of reasons. I know he was a golden boy for a long time. Has he continued to make good?

http://www.dallasobserver.com/news/will-presidential-reporters-come-here-to-check-julian-castros-record-at-hud-7546888

you be the judge:
"In 2013, after a four-year investigation, HUD found that Lockey and MacKenzie were telling the truth and Dallas was not. HUD found that Dallas had systematically defrauded the federal government over a 10-year period by using money intended for desegregation to fund instead a system of deliberate racial segregation downtown.

Then six months after Castro took office, HUD basically tossed its investigation into the toilet, suggesting that its own investigators hadn’t known what they were doing. Dallas got away with a slap on the wrist and peck on the cheek."

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 17 June 2016 02:30 (eight years ago) link

another report, less critical of castro: http://www.expressnews.com/news/local/article/Castro-dealing-with-scandal-laden-HUD-6532244.php

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 17 June 2016 02:31 (eight years ago) link

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2012/09/04/julian-castro-a-radical-revealed/

gotta love this, itll be obama's alinsky/ayers/rev wright shit pt 2

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 17 June 2016 02:35 (eight years ago) link

I think everybody, including Warren, agrees that Warren is far more valuable in the senate—especially if there's the prospect the senate will change hands.

Unfortunately, I don't see anybody else on that list that adds even the slightest bit of appeal to the Dem ticket.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 17 June 2016 02:36 (eight years ago) link

not k3vin!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 June 2016 02:43 (eight years ago) link

"Mayor of LA" is a choice I like in concept no matter who holds that office; would like to see some mayors run for president.

― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, June 16, 2016 9:24 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just be glad rahm emanuel has already been disgraced.

perez seems like the most stand-up guy on the list, but the VP pick is almost wholly symbolic, so a principled policy wonk isn't necessarily a good choice.

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 17 June 2016 02:48 (eight years ago) link

i didn't realize the mayor of LA was such a motley mix of ethnicities -- italian/mexican/jewish. it's like he was born to be on a presidential ticket.

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 17 June 2016 02:48 (eight years ago) link

(he's already essentially declined btw.)

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 17 June 2016 02:49 (eight years ago) link

Mayor of LA isn't much to write home about. The city council has most of the power along with the county supervisors.

I guess for VP being a toothless executive might be beneficial

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 17 June 2016 03:23 (eight years ago) link

Only good thing about Warren, who I love but who Clinton does not really need, is that it would prime her for president, but then again, it could hurt her chances, too, especially if Clinton was a one termer or if she screws up her integrity bona fides by batting too hard for Clinton.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 17 June 2016 08:56 (eight years ago) link

Bah - I meant to add that I'm not sure that Clinton managing a two-term presidency wouldn't still be a millstone for Warren - if Obama had picked a black man for VP, how nasty would the campaigns against him be (even in a world where Clinton hadn't a chit that she's cashing in)?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 17 June 2016 09:01 (eight years ago) link

Please please do it

After eight years of largely abstaining from politics, former President George W. Bush is throwing himself into an effort to save his party’s most vulnerable senators, including several whose re-election campaigns have been made more difficult by Donald J. Trump’s presence at the top of the ticket.

In the weeks since Mr. Trump emerged as the party’s presumptive presidential nominee, Mr. Bush has headlined fund-raisers for two Republican senators and has made plans to help three more. Among them are Senators John McCain of Arizona, who was one of Mr. Trump’s earliest targets of derision, and Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, who has struggled to respond to Mr. Trump’s inflammatory talk.

Friends say that the former president is deeply bothered by Mr. Trump’s campaign message, especially his derogatory remarks about Muslims and immigrants. At the event with Mr. McCain, Mr. Bush stressed the importance of preserving the Republican-held Senate as a “check and balance” on the White House, suggesting that such a check was needed, whether the next president is Mr. Trump or Hillary Clinton, the presumptive Democratic nominee.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 June 2016 10:47 (eight years ago) link

the vp pick would be "symbolic" if the ticket topper wasn't such an epically bad campaigner, sure.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Friday, 17 June 2016 10:57 (eight years ago) link

Trump Network's success will carry on the yuge track record of successes evidenced by Trump steaks, Trump magazine, Trump water, Trump University, and Trump wine.

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 June 2016 12:23 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, but.

Mark G, Friday, 17 June 2016 12:26 (eight years ago) link

See, this is something that seems to me:

Trump, right now, is a winner and not a loser. Particularly in his own mind.

If he loses the election, will he invent some scenario where he actually won and that the count was in error or faked or some such?

Either way, he'll be laughed into oblivion.

We shall see, hopefully.

Mark G, Friday, 17 June 2016 12:29 (eight years ago) link

And that goes for his Trump network too. Especially, in fact.

Mark G, Friday, 17 June 2016 12:30 (eight years ago) link

If he loses the election, will he invent some scenario where he actually won and that the count was in error or faked or some such?

yes

ejemplo (crüt), Friday, 17 June 2016 12:45 (eight years ago) link

Well, remember that he was essentially apolitical or even a Democrat for decades. He's a horrible person, of course. Dripping with racism and sexism. But he only latched (lamprey-like) onto Republican politics because it was a convenient vehicle for his ego, and it was obvious how to work the levers of the rabid Teahadis in the base.

With Clinton in office, it's not like his life gets worse. Politics never mattered much to him before and it's not about to start. He negs on Hillary because it's convenient, but her existence was palatable enough to him in the past that she went to his wedding. He doesn't share his base's frothing anti-Democrat, kneejerk anti-Clinton sentiment.

The funniest thing would be for him to be like "Eh. That didn't work out." He just goes back to his planes and yachts and whatnot. Maybe he calls up the Slavic Modelbot Factory and orders up a new wife.

And the legion of right-wing red-meat torch-and-pitchfork doodz will be going INSANE with desire to STORM THE CASTLE and shit, and they're like "but where is our noble Orange Leader, who will ride at the head of our column?" When they discover he was not an ideological conservative, and was just using them, their tears will be copious and tasty.

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 June 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link

Well, remember that he was essentially apolitical or even a Democrat for decades.

you think he was voting Democratic during the Reagan years?

ejemplo (crüt), Friday, 17 June 2016 14:43 (eight years ago) link

Yes, and you want to see a cultural boycott? Sticks and stones may break his bones, but removal of people purchasing his products will hurt him the most. As Atilla the Stockbroker once said "You don't just leave the Master Race"

Mark G, Friday, 17 June 2016 14:44 (eight years ago) link

when Trump loses by the worst margin since '84 the GOP elite will place 100% of the blame on the media and the rank & file will

1) blame voter fraud/ "illegals"
2) quickly pivot to how Trump was always a "secret librul and also a Clinton plant to steal the election! here, just look at these pictures of them together!" (that have been passed around the internet since the minute Trump launched his candidacy, which we chose to ignore/ explain away)

rmde bob (will), Friday, 17 June 2016 14:48 (eight years ago) link

and also
3) blame the media

rmde bob (will), Friday, 17 June 2016 14:50 (eight years ago) link

I still don't think '84-style blowouts are possible in 2016 but who knows

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 June 2016 14:51 (eight years ago) link

There are about a half dozen posts above about ratfucking that have me in tears of lols this morning. Thanks all, you do good work!

Whenever there is a rat to be fucked, ilx will be there.

Whenever the souls of the downtrodden cry out for ratfucking, ilx will be there.

You will hear ilx's buoyant spirit in the cries of the rats in their fuckening.

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 June 2016 15:07 (eight years ago) link

Oh and just for fun, it happens to be World Refugee Day and here's what a new-citizen swearing-in ceremony looks like these days:

http://i.imgur.com/5ylBBel.jpg?1

Sorry, trumpers.

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 June 2016 15:22 (eight years ago) link

american flag tank top already fitting in

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 17 June 2016 15:26 (eight years ago) link

re: Trump on "if he loses":

http://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-if-i-lose-i-dont-think-you-will-ever-see-me-again-2016-4

remains to be seen of course, but his humiliation is gonna be pretty total.

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 June 2016 15:33 (eight years ago) link

To the extent that he has any control over it, Trump will never ever be a private citizen. He would shrivel up and die if people stopped paying attention to him. But naturally he'd never let that fact get in the way of an opportunity to petulantly "threaten" us with his retreat into solitude.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 June 2016 15:40 (eight years ago) link

My gf works at a preschool, and stories she relates of the two- and three-year-olds she works with remind me an awful lot of Trump.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 June 2016 15:43 (eight years ago) link

Except, of course, that amusing behavior for a two- or three-year-old is fucking repulsive when exhibited by a 70-year-old presidential nominee.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 June 2016 15:48 (eight years ago) link

Particularly the "I never ate the cake" one?

Mark G, Friday, 17 June 2016 15:49 (eight years ago) link

hey it's rough when you have tiny hands, ask any 3 year old

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 June 2016 15:49 (eight years ago) link

We're gonna get great crayons, you'll see. The best crayons.

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 June 2016 16:01 (eight years ago) link

one bright spot in the mainstreaming of violence directed towards visible minorities as a de facto part of American politics is the creation of hilarious meme pictures

if someone jumps me on the way home today, I'll keep that thought close to my heart as they kick my head in

volumetric god rays (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link

lol man alive

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 June 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link

(I thought he was referring to Trump's loss, not Trump phenomenon in general...)

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 June 2016 16:35 (eight years ago) link

xp yeah I was talking about the result of a Trump loss

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 17 June 2016 16:37 (eight years ago) link

In light of his statement suggesting he'd disappear if he didn't win. Sad.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 17 June 2016 16:37 (eight years ago) link

I just want to remind everyone of what is actually happening here. Trump losing doesn't necessarily make the threat of violence go away, no matter how many hilarious viral memes it generates.

volumetric god rays (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link

Trump never having existed at all doesn't make that go away.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 17 June 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link

It takes it off the front pages, and off the public face of one of the two main parties in the US.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 17 June 2016 16:54 (eight years ago) link

Trump losing doesn't necessarily make the threat of violence go away

this is true, but it will serve as a rebuke to threats of violence against minorities being acceptable public policy

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 June 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link

Trump's rise is a direct result of the GOP's willingness to court the votes of racists and bigots, while trying to finesse how directly their party services the expectations of those racists in terms of policies. If they just came out as the party of the KKK, they'd be quickly marginalized. Instead, they have tried to include KKK types as welcome members under their 'big tent'. They succeeded, but now them chickens are coming home to roost and the GOP is openly the party of bigots, racists and extremists, not just covertly.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 17 June 2016 17:06 (eight years ago) link

xp it's equally likely that Trump supporters will feel a sudden and intense need to Get Revenge against Those People

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2016 17:12 (eight years ago) link

I certainly don't want to minimize the danger of having a demagogue with a national media megaphone making these kinds of statements, which is very real even if he loses, although much lessened if he loses vs if he wins.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 17 June 2016 17:14 (eight years ago) link

one bright spot in the mainstreaming of violence directed towards visible minorities as a de facto part of American politics is the creation of hilarious meme pictures

if someone jumps me on the way home today, I'll keep that thought close to my heart as they kick my head in

yeah, I don't think it's much of a bold prediction to say that trump's campaign will influence at least one person to kill somebody, it's surprising that it hasn't happened yet. things are just going to get worse as his campaign flounders.

iatee, Friday, 17 June 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link

I've acknowledged many times over that, win or lose, Trump's candidacy was a terrible thing to happen to this country, particularly for anyone who isn't a white hate monger. The fallout has been increasingly depressing. At times, the only way I can cope with the fact that this is really happening is with gallows humor, but please make no mistake that I find the rise of what's likely to become America's own special little nationalist party dread-inducing and terribly depressing.

The only balm that I've found is in acknowledging just how many people (and even a handful among the otherwise cowardly, ass-licking republican party) stand steadfastly against Trump and his mutant followers.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 June 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link

Oh do you not like trump?

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Friday, 17 June 2016 17:58 (eight years ago) link

found in tokyo:

http://i.imgur.com/gXSrdXC.jpg

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 17 June 2016 17:59 (eight years ago) link

tim canova is apparently strongly against the iran deal. what a world.

goole, Friday, 17 June 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link

re. japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs

Treeship, Friday, 17 June 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link

at this point I'm just wondering what the hell is going to happen at the RNC, it's gonna be must see TV

frogbs, Friday, 17 June 2016 18:33 (eight years ago) link

that's not a real japanese commercial tho treezy

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 17 June 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

should we take odds on predicted level of violence?

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 June 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

i think the threat of idea of trump unleashing hatred and violence is way worse than the idea of him ever being president. he won't be, not even close, but his effect on america will be felt for years

a (waterface), Friday, 17 June 2016 18:39 (eight years ago) link

that's not a real japanese commercial tho treezy

― F♯ A♯ (∞),

wait what?

Treeship, Friday, 17 June 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link

re: wapo:

"The delegates are angered by Trump’s recent comments on gun control, his racial attacks on a federal judge and his sinking poll numbers."

hmmm. i wonder which of these three things angers them most?

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Friday, 17 June 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link

yeah, i think that one of the things that would actually make paul ryan, john mccain, et al get off the trump train is if he actually threw his weight behind gun control. he could scream about spics and hymies and greaseballs onstage and they'd find a way to still support him, but if he suggested repealing the second amendment he would be toast in 20 seconds.

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 17 June 2016 19:13 (eight years ago) link

what a country!

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 17 June 2016 19:13 (eight years ago) link

Trump is not going to get behind gun control. He's going to get behind gun control for minorities, which is different.

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 June 2016 19:15 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LhNjWoBZck

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 17 June 2016 19:16 (eight years ago) link

feel like we've had this discussion before but tossing around racial epithets even if they're meant to be in the mouths of our enemies isn't cool

pacific distances (sciatica), Friday, 17 June 2016 19:22 (eight years ago) link

xpost to amateurist

pacific distances (sciatica), Friday, 17 June 2016 19:22 (eight years ago) link

http://www.theatlantic.com/notes/all/2016/05/the-daily-trump/484064/#note-487301

James Fallows already burned out on chronicling The Daily Trump

Oh baby, if only you knew / Gabnebb hit a hundred-and-two (stevie), Friday, 17 June 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link

Trump is not going to get behind gun control. He's going to get behind gun control for minorities, which is different.

― Οὖτις, Friday, June 17, 2016 2:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't say he was going to get behind gun control, i was saying that was one of the few things he could do that would lose him his present token support, while all the racist shit he's said already (and the stuff he will continue to say) is somehow not a deal-breaker. just throwing GOP priorities into relief.

xpost

whatever

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 17 June 2016 19:29 (eight years ago) link

that's not a real japanese commercial tho treezy

― F♯ A♯ (∞),

wait what?

― Treeship, Friday, 17 June 2016 18:47 (48 minutes ago) Permalink

it's a parody video made by nonjapanese people/gaijin

ほんまに!

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 17 June 2016 19:37 (eight years ago) link

dude obviously

Treeship, Friday, 17 June 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link

yeah, i think that one of the things that would actually make paul ryan, john mccain, et al get off the trump train is if he actually threw his weight behind gun control. he could scream about spics and hymies and greaseballs onstage and they'd find a way to still support him, but if he suggested repealing the second amendment he would be toast in 20 seconds.

― wizzz! (amateurist)

ha, actually i was referring to option #3. my take is that the republican party clearly has no scruples whatsoever at this point, and they would gladly throw the entire nra under the bus if they thought it would win them florida.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Friday, 17 June 2016 19:54 (eight years ago) link

treesh

u xp'd my post which was an image of a real japanese shop in shibuya selling trump hats

that's why i'm clarifying

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 17 June 2016 20:00 (eight years ago) link

i like how amateurist's offensive ethnic slurs all appear to come from a 1955 true crime magazine

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 17 June 2016 20:45 (eight years ago) link

stuff it, frog!

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 17 June 2016 20:49 (eight years ago) link

haha have we done this

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/06/apple-wont-aid-gop-convention-over-trump-224513

rmde bob (will), Saturday, 18 June 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

^that's great and all (and fucking hilarious), but what exactly has Trump said that really doesn't comport the essence of the GOP in 2016? he might say it with more WWE-style panache, but it's not like he's that out-of-step with the party. there's a reason he clinched a fairly easy primary victory, and it wasn't just because of an overcrowded clown car.

rmde bob (will), Saturday, 18 June 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

after so many years of painstakingly crafting their message to obscure its crude scapegoating and intolerance, so as to present it as solemn statesmanship, gop heavyweights are shocked to discover that their base prefers undisguised bigotry and hatred.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 18 June 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

^that's great and all (and fucking hilarious), but what exactly has Trump said that really doesn't comport the essence of the GOP in 2016?

A bunch of stuff from the left? GWB was to blame for 9/11, the Iraq War destabilised the region, Planned Parenthood does "wonderful things having to do with women's health."

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 19 June 2016 00:08 (seven years ago) link

also preserving social security & medicare iirc
something so desperate & illuminating & just kind of beautifully illustrative abt the simultaneity of everyone:
falling in line w/ policies they wouldn't abide in democrats;
transgressing from implicit to explicit identity politics wrt islamophobic legislation;
& then also being so egregiously flagrant abt scalia's seat, this transparently craven + selective adherence to the constitution from ppl who talk abt following the constitution all the fn time

schlump, Sunday, 19 June 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

Referencing it /= talking about it

Οὖτις, Sunday, 19 June 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link

A bunch of stuff from the left?

true. but in this instance I meant language and ideas that would drive Apple to bail on the convention

rmde bob (will), Sunday, 19 June 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

he's explicitly racist for one thing. GOP requires tacit racism.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 19 June 2016 05:38 (seven years ago) link

Yeah that's the thing horrified mainstream Republicans won't admit or maybe just can't see, that he's more a difference in degree than kind. Some of the same people got squeamish about Palin, but not nearly enough.

A nationally known air show announcer/personality (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 19 June 2016 12:40 (seven years ago) link

he's definitely the end point of Michael Savage etc

maura, Sunday, 19 June 2016 13:07 (seven years ago) link

I think the race baiting was traditionally seen by party leaders as a dark horse to push through an unpopular conservative agenda. Trump's reversed it: he's posing as a conservative to legitimize a popular racist agenda.

Treeship, Sunday, 19 June 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

It's more a matter of priorities than substantive differences. The GOP was always willing to encourage nativism and paranoia esp wrt Obama as long as they felt it furthered their interests. What they are recoiling from now is the fact that Trump has snagged their propoganda, amplified it, and is using it to divide and undermine the Republican Party. Their stand against Trump is not by any means a principled stance against racism, but to the purposes he is putting it to.

Treeship, Sunday, 19 June 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

In the case of Nixon, there was no conservative agenda, and, regarding the administration's opposition to busing, it was explicitly racist (the administration did comply with court orders though without saying so publicly). With Reagan, I don't know if we can separate the popularity of the man from the unpopularity of his assault on the welfare state.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 June 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

Yeah that's the thing horrified mainstream Republicans won't admit or maybe just can't see, that he's more a difference in degree than kind. Some of the same people got squeamish about Palin, but not nearly enough.

yeah, i don't know whether romney (as an example) is just too genteel or is actually really deluded enough not to realize that the brand of conservatism he's peddling is actually inextricable from racial suspicion and white entitlement.

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 19 June 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

this election is going to make a few great books a few years from now.

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 19 June 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

I've heard from people in Poli Sci departments who claim that the Trump phenomenon is going to produce a boom in their field of scholarship for years to come.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 19 June 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

poli sci always stay classy

Mordy, Sunday, 19 June 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

Congrats on hacking through the word salad and getting Donnie Pee-Pants to pretty explicitly declare his favor for racial profiling. Which, to be fair, he hates, but it's just the common sense thing to do.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Sunday, 19 June 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

Washington (CNN)Top National Rifle Association officials split Sunday with Donald Trump's position that armed club-goers are a good idea.

"I don't think you should have firearms where people are drinking," said Wayne LaPierre, the NRA's chief executive officer said on CBS' "Face the Nation." "But I will tell you this. Everybody, every American starts to have -- needs to start having a security plan. We need to be able to protect ourselves, because they're coming. And they're going for vulnerable spots, and this country needs to realize it."

NRA lobbyist Chris Cox told ABC's "This Week": "No one thinks that people should go into a nightclub drinking and carrying firearms. That defies commonsense. It also defies the law. It's not what we're talking about here."

Trump had said Friday at a rally that armed club-goers shooting Omar Mateen "would have been a beautiful, beautiful sight."

"If we had people, where the bullets were going in the opposite direction, right smack between the eyes of this maniac," Trump said, gesturing between his eyes. "And this son of a b---- comes out and starts shooting and one of the people in that room happened to have (a gun) and goes boom. You know what, that would have been a beautiful, beautiful sight, folks."

LaPierre later tweeted: "I want to clarify my comment: if you're going to carry, don't drink. OK to carry in restaurants that serve alcohol."

nomar, Sunday, 19 June 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

thanks everyone, good job america

nomar, Sunday, 19 June 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

slippery slope there wayne

mookieproof, Sunday, 19 June 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

u_u

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 June 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

(xxposts) They played the clip of Trump with the eyes and the guns and so forth a few times this morning. Making Wayne LaPierre squirm a little is quite an achievement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxOkxECKy-8

clemenza, Sunday, 19 June 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

it's still confusing as hell to see this drunken uncle carrying on in front of flags

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 19 June 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link


Trump had said Friday at a rally that armed club-goers shooting Omar Mateen "would have been a beautiful, beautiful sight."

ladies and gentlemen, your 2016 republican presidential nominee

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 20 June 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link

i'm 100% convinced that trump is animated by fantasies of murder and genocide but is too personally cowardly to act on them.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 20 June 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NY3yzLA-g24/hqdefault.jpg

rmde bob (will), Monday, 20 June 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

trump's candidacy feels like some sort of terrible dream. i feel like i ended up in the wrong timeline somehow (via multiverse theory)

Treeship, Monday, 20 June 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

He's come back from the future to kill us all.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 June 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

more like a donnie darko thing. i don't think i'll survive this tangent but i still hope we can close the loop to save humanity

Treeship, Monday, 20 June 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

Has anyone pointed out to him yet that there was a good guy with a gun there that night? Not that it would change anything, but it'd be nice to get whatever deranged response on record.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 20 June 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link

You're clearly mistaken. If anyone else had been armed, the beautiful murder of a potential terrorist would've been the only death that night. Life is very pat and good guys with guns have magical shooting powers that always defeat bad guys with guns.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

How do you explain to an adult that he has the cognition of a six-year-old in terms that an adult with the cognition of a six-year-old would understand?

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

"Shut up - you sound stupid, and people are making fun of you. All the people who are on your side, they're stupid too - do you really want to be like them?"

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 20 June 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link

the weirdest thing about that orlando gun rant is the reference to someone with a gun strapped to their ankle. literally the mind of a child.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 20 June 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

Wall Street donors seek to block Warren VP pick

Mordy, Monday, 20 June 2016 13:56 (seven years ago) link

xp: are ankle holsters out of vogue?

how's life, Monday, 20 June 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

it just seems like something someone who watched a lot of action movies from 1982 to 1994 would say

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 20 June 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

if i were a wall street donor i know i wouldn't want the terrifying power of the vice presidency in the hands of elizabeth warren

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 June 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

lol

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 20 June 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

“Clinton is going to face a divided government unless there is a total tsunami,” said one moderate Washington Democrat with close ties to the banking industry. “What you want in a vice president is someone who can negotiate for you on the Hill, someone like Joe Biden. And that is not a Warren strength.”

the Joe Biden who pushed for more sequestration

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 June 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

Please please please let there be someone at the heart of Trump's campaign who's taking copious notes from the inside so they can write an amazing book when the dust has settled.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

You'd have to think that's the reason half the people on his staff have agreed to work for the campaign.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 20 June 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

my guess is he's got people signing NDAs

a (waterface), Monday, 20 June 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

He wants the sweet book deals all to himself

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 20 June 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

Only the sweetest. The best deals.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 20 June 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

"I wouldn't call it a pivot, because that makes it sound like it’s a big move. The campaign has always been about the Mexican heroin problem and schools that don't work and government that is wasteful and people who can't find jobs and no one is getting a raise. That’s kind of things this campaign has been about over a year. We need to talk about that more for sure."

Literally three matches on Google for "'Mexican heroin problem' Trump"

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 20 June 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

it just seems like something someone who watched a lot of action movies from 1982 to 1994 would say

Jason Pargin/David Wong has mentioned repeatedly that part of the issue is that in every narrative these guys have consumed for decades, from Jack Ryan to Jack Bauer, the problem is always solved and the people saved by a good guy with a gun.

Now I'm flashing back to scene in Tom Clancy's Partriot Games, where Jack Ryan is grilled why he didn't wound the bad guy with a gun instead of straight offing him, and Jack replies that it's not like it is in the movies.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 20 June 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

We really should send all of our good guys with guns overseas. They'd have this terrorism problem wrapped up in like an afternoon without a single casualty among them.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

Well, his campaign manager's gone.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 June 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link

feel like every day there is some bad/ridiculous news from the Trump campaign

Οὖτις, Monday, 20 June 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

He was a chief promoter of the idea that the best campaign strategy was to "Let Trump be Trump."

Best strategy for Democrats, yes.

Is there any way to stop Trump from being Trump though?

Evan, Monday, 20 June 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

According to one source, Lewandowski's departure comes amid a sense of disorder within the campaign and Lewandowski taking much of the blame for it. The source said he was under fire for blocking hires, refusing to install more traditional elements of the campaign and generally causing friction.

How much was this guy being his own asshole, and how much was direction from above?

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 20 June 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

I hope this doesn't mean that the Trump campaign is getting it's shit together

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 20 June 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

why start now

Οὖτις, Monday, 20 June 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

if they have one more last chance to get their shit together, this would be it

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 20 June 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

That ship has sailed. Trump has had amazing success "running" a ramshackle clusterfuck of a campaign. Anyone who comes in now and starts telling him he needs to do things differently is gonna get steamrollered.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

Both of these are amazing, like he is running a major campaign with minimal effort.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/clinton-camp-outspends-trump-battleground-states

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/under-the-hood

Add in his reportedly light fundraising and refusal to ask for money, and it's like he's running a cost/benefit experiment.

Oh, and now the dude who said this:

"If in that club, you had some people, not a lot of people ... but if you had somebody with a gun strapped on to their hip, somebody with a gun strapped on to their ankle and you had bullets going in the opposite direction, right at this animal who did this, you would have had a very, very different result."

Claims he meant this:

"When I said that if, within the Orlando club, you had some people with guns, I was obviously talking about additional guards or employees."

What a shit.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 June 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClRzW-aVYAAMipF.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 June 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

Gawker: Is it funny that you worked for Romney in 2012, and now you’re working for someone he strongly dislikes?

Scaramucci: I did use the Game of Thrones analogy—I basically said that it looks like your dad just got slayed by your uncle, and you’re super mad at your uncle for that and probably for other reasons, but he’s controlling the castle now, and so you better figure this out, because the White Walkers, which are basically the zombies in the show, are coming from the North. Winter is coming, and you’ve got to figure it out. A lot of unpredictable things happened in the Republican party, but I think the notion that we’re gonna demonize Donald Trump or we’re gonna mischaracterize him is completely unfair. I would also say that I don’t spend any time demonizing Secretary Clinton. For me this is a battle of ideas, this is a battle of policy...

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 20 June 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

a pithy, elegant analogy, that. we will miss the days when everybody communicated only in sports lingo.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Monday, 20 June 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

if they have one more last chance to get their shit together, this would be it

― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, June 20, 2016 11:24 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That ship has sailed. Trump has had amazing success "running" a ramshackle clusterfuck of a campaign. Anyone who comes in now and starts telling him he needs to do things differently is gonna get steamrollered.

― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, June 20, 2016 11:26 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are you guys saying that merely because you want it to be true? There is still an entire general election campaign ahead of us and Trump has proven that anything possible and nobody is safe from evil.

Evan, Monday, 20 June 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

Both of these are amazing, like he is running a major campaign with minimal effort.

It's because he honestly is, by all accounts. He has no idea what he's doing and he refuses to listen to anyone who does. It's wonderful.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

xpost No, I'm saying that because Trump is a narcissist, and the only apparent route to swaying his opinion is to appeal to his ego. Common-sense suggestions on how to run his campaign more traditionally (i.e. in a way that has any chance of success) will almost certainly entail him curbing his ego, which is why they will be met with dismissal.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

so long as we're using sports lingo, it's like when people say one team is obviously gonna steamroll in the playoffs (*cough cough Warriors*) based on regular season results, then when the playoffs come and things start happening you start thinking, oh wow that was sooo long ago

I mean if Trump had actually straightened out/became more "presidential" or whatever by now, I think a lot of people would've forgotten about some of the uglier moments. But he's dumb and just keeps piling on/doubling down

frogbs, Monday, 20 June 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

I am not talking about whether America is safe from Trump. I am talking about the Trump campaign's capacity for competence.

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 20 June 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

like, maybe in a month, if Trump can stop saying/doing things, a lot of this may seem very far in the past for general election voters

frogbs, Monday, 20 June 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

xxxpost Like, he would have to accidentally latch onto a campaign manager who was both savvy enough to both run the campaign in a productive way and make it all seem like every decision was Trump's amazing idea all along.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

xpost No, I'm saying that because Trump is a narcissist, and the only apparent route to swaying his opinion is to appeal to his ego. Common-sense suggestions on how to run his campaign more traditionally (i.e. in a way that has any chance of success) will almost certainly entail him curbing his ego, which is why they will be met with dismissal.

― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, June 20, 2016 11:45 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Someone convinced him to read off a teleprompter recently, and he is very confusingly suggestible. I'm sure he'll accommodate certain suggestions but yeah perhaps that won't last.

Evan, Monday, 20 June 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I was just going to link to this, where HamNo is chatting with Trump's Wall Street guy:

http://gawker.com/donald-trumps-man-on-wall-street-explains-himself-1782159605

With his GoT analogy, d'ya think the guy knows enough real-world medieval European history and what sometimes actually happens to the king's advisors when the king was offed?

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 20 June 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

http://g.christianbook.com/dg/product/cbd/f400/12497.jpg

this book is great, i might send him a copy

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 20 June 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

I would choose Jesus over Donald Trump, probably.

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 20 June 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/DanaBashCNN/status/744917430200340480
https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/744913178551853059

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, June 20, 2016 10:51 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao PALACE COUP

goole, Monday, 20 June 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

Someone convinced him to read off a teleprompter recently, and he is very confusingly suggestible. I'm sure he'll accommodate certain suggestions but yeah perhaps that won't last.

― Evan, Monday, June 20, 2016 10:50 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It can be difficult to find the line separating his pigheaded determination to be Trump cranked to eleven and his almost childlike suggestibility, but I maintain that it's all about appeal to his ego. Right now, his supporters (the loudest and largest and most ego-stroke-y of the parties that have Trump's ear) want rancor and racism and fear-mongering and sub-literate strings of unrelated words that they can interpret however they like. They also want Trump to keep doing things his way and to buck the system and to show DC where they can stick it. No one who comes into his campaign and suggests that that's a losing strategy is likely to gain much ground.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

Put more succinctly: the supporters want Extreme Trump, and any dilution of the extremity is going to be like chum in the water to that pack of savages.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

The supporters are already on board though, if he starts acting like a politician they'll probably say "he's gotta do wuh he's gotta do" understanding that the real Trump wouldn't stop being himself when it counts.

Evan, Monday, 20 June 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/744927967868948480

Hearing that Lewandowski had trying to plant negative stories about Jared Kushner in recent weeks in attempt to sideline Trump's son-in-law

https://twitter.com/wbznewsradio/status/744928383822233601

Sources tell @DanaBashCNN that @IvankaTrump and husband #JaredKushner wanted campaign mgr. @CLewandowski_ fired, got their wish.

heads up, gonna be some good content from the alt-right today

goole, Monday, 20 June 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

they'd have to admit ivanka is jewish first

Mordy, Monday, 20 June 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClaHS8FWQAIWtPY.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

I don't think the middle one is his. The other two, I buy.

how's life, Monday, 20 June 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

Jennifer Lawrence and two well dressed Groundhogs?

Evan, Monday, 20 June 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

the resemblance becomes clearer without makeup: http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2012918/1024.ivanka.mh.101812.jpg

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

Common-sense suggestions on how to run his campaign more traditionally (i.e. in a way that has any chance of success)

His success so far has been unconventionally attained. He can claim (not without justification) that the "traditional" way is the way of losing losers who lose. Why should he listen to traditional advisers advising him on how things are traditionally done?

(All this said, of course, as a bitter foe who hopes he doesn't suddenly acquite a chance of success.)

(And, pace DJP, with an awareness of how awful his candidacy is, win or lose - but his losing abysmally is surely better, right?)

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

Trump's sons look like an amalgam of every dude who ever told someone to stop hitting themselves.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

(And, pace DJP, with an awareness of how awful his candidacy is, win or lose - but his losing abysmally is surely better, right?)

http://www.wcvb.com/news/police-man-with-hammer-shouts-racial-slurs-attacks-teens-at-revere-beach/40130564

the damage may already be done

volumetric god rays (DJP), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link


Are you guys saying that merely because you want it to be true? There is still an entire general election campaign ahead of us and Trump has proven that anything possible and nobody is safe from evil.
― Evan, Monday, June 20, 2016 10:41 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this. it’s incredibly unlikely he’ll win, but i hope nobody gets too cocky or comfortable.

i want Hillary to win this by 20% or more*

*no, that doesn't mean I'm enthusiastic about Hillary. this is, sadly perhaps, no longer about her.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

DJP, i fear the effect of trump even when (and before) he loses, but i don't think that individual incident really makes the case for his influence.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

It's probably not fair to tar his children with his noxious level of eevil; they didn't choose their father. But I'm sorry, dude on the right does kinda look like a lamprey.

http://i.imgur.com/ktqpVJf.jpg

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

that these kids can have lived with this monster for decades and still endorse his candidacy suggests they are as fucked as he is (or nearly).

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

I have seen many presidential campaigns where a victory by one of the two major party candidates was extremely depressing or angering. This is the first I have seen where a victory by one of the 'major' candidates would set all my alarm bells screaming at once. It would feel a bit like sitting in an airplane with smoke and flames pouring from all its engines.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

that image triggered me :(

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 20 June 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

Trump's kid looks like Rik Mayall.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 20 June 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

The son with the mullet looks like one of the models for one of the preppie asshole bisexuals in The Secret History.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 June 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

And speaking of creepy...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClaA64BUkAASNir.jpg

nickn, Monday, 20 June 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link

Well here's a new one:

http://theresurgent.com/donald-trump-is-new-coke/

I had an uncle who loved New Coke. The product certainly appealed to a particular sort. He was a routine liar who wound up in jail at one point. It takes all kinds and New Coke appealed to that kind. Trump too appeals to a particular kind of angry and aggrieved white guy who thinks everyone else agrees with him when really 70% of the nation does not.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 June 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

That's a spicy take!

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 20 June 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

I really need him to play out this idea that New Coke was exclusively designed for criminals.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 June 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

he's a little more like fresca

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 20 June 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

erickson is so hapless at this point that "I had an uncle who loved New Coke" still reads like a huge self-own

goole, Monday, 20 June 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

See, those first four sentences would make an excellent start to a monologue or novel in different hands.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 June 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

like fresca? you mean fizzy and light on the tongue with a harsh chemical aftertaste?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

Was there ever a soft drink marketed exclusively to bigots and xenophobes?

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

I thought that was the cast for the new Edd Ed & Eddy movie

Evan, Monday, 20 June 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

They should do a limited run of New Coke just to clarify for those of us who weren't there what the big deal was.

jmm, Monday, 20 June 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

I never drink cola, but as I recall one widespread opinion was that New Coke was formulated to taste like Pepsi. as if taste matters in a cola drink.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

Taste doesn't matter in a cola drink if you never drink cola obviously! New Coke sucked, as does Pepsi.

New Coke was fine tbh, ppl were just mad because it was sweeter than they expected

volumetric god rays (DJP), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

no it sucked

I thought they were mad because of fears of discontinuing Coca Cola Classic in favor of New Coke

brimstead, Monday, 20 June 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

They did discontinue it! It wasn't "Coca Cola Classic" until they brought it back in response to the New Coke bomb.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

We've established that Donny Trump Jr is just there so his old man can transfer his consciousness into him at some point, y/y?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 20 June 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

IIRC New Coke fell out of favor when the company started floating the question of whether Pepsi was even really a cola and suggesting that it might even secretly be a citrus-flavored soda in disguise.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jyOBXnfg1Wk/hqdefault.jpg

scene from a future trump rally

Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

I thought a soft drink called Coke II was funny.

http://www.usasoda.com/images/coke80.JPG

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

did it taste funny?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

feeling the fizz from Doctor Casino's post

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Coke#Conspiracy_theories

flappy bird, Monday, 20 June 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

it certainly seems fair to me to suggest that coke is playing a large part in trump's run for president

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

Right wing Twitter is agreeing re: New Coke

https://twitter.com/LeonHWolf/status/744965911002681345

Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 June 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

We've established that Donny Trump Jr is just there so his old man can transfer his consciousness into him at some point, y/y?

I imagine it more as a future source for organs.

joygoat, Monday, 20 June 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

I was thinking that his hair is completely ridiculous, but if you assume it's going to get bleached and woven into his father's rug, it makes sense

he's a hair surrogate

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

I try to be kind to how people present themselves, but I look at that picture with three of the children and wonder, other than Ivanka, why it looks like something is wrong with their faces

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

People forget about the Pepsi challenge, in which Pepsi clearly and definitively trounced Coke, which is why Coke rejiggered the formula to be more Pepsi-like.

Anyone else remember the Gen X OK Soda?
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/2/23/14/enhanced-buzz-12462-1361646289-0.jpg

My friend's response was to start calling Pepsi Epsi-pay Soda.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 June 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

if you see Ivanka without makeup, she's got a lot of Trump in her

frogbs, Monday, 20 June 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

well. or so he hopes.

frogbs, Monday, 20 June 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

OK Cola was p awesome lol @ "beverage"

those GenXers were so ironic!

Οὖτις, Monday, 20 June 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

never seen those, WOW at Charles Burns and Daniel Clowes soda

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

yeah it was a weird cultural moment - Liquid Television era

Οὖτις, Monday, 20 June 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

imo the Gen X aesthetic and cultural reach peaked with OK Soda and the whole generation could have packed up and left after that

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

Am betting Trump will soon seem for the GOP as embarrassing a business choice in sore need of a humiliating climbdown as coke 2 was for the coca cola corp

Oh baby, if only you knew / Gabnebb hit a hundred-and-two (stevie), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

This is a great book, btw, and totally gripping on the new coke issue
http://blankbooks.co.za/127/for-god-country-and-coca-cola.jpg

Oh baby, if only you knew / Gabnebb hit a hundred-and-two (stevie), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

Has anyone else read this?
http://www.gq.com/story/hope-hicks-mystifying-triumph-donald-trump

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 June 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

#TeamJolt

volumetric god rays (DJP), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

oh man JOLT = the first "energy" drink?

Οὖτις, Monday, 20 June 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

how soon they forget yoohoo

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

Who do?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

I remember the Jolt motto, all the sugar, twice the caffeine.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 June 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

I once drank a six-pack of Jolt in one sitting to see what would happen to me. (Ans: extreme hyperactivity and an overwhelming need to pee every 30 seconds)

volumetric god rays (DJP), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

xp you do natch

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

Anyone else try Kona Pepsi? It was awful, like filling your cup with coffee, dumping it out, and then refilling it with Pepsi without rinsing it in between. Crystal Pepsi was OK, iirc, tasted a bit like Zima.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 June 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

(Zima is still sold in Japan, btw.)

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 June 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

frogbs, I see what you did there

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

Yoo-hoo owned several other chocolate drink brands as well, including Choc-Ola (now owned by Choc-Ola Corporation under U.S. Trademark 77,768,627); Brownie (now owned by Orca Beverage under U.S. Trademark 85,510,836); Cocoa Dusty (current owner unknown); and Chocolate Soldier (now owned by an individual under U.S. Trademark 86,071,518).

riverine (map), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

Was there ever a soft drink marketed exclusively to bigots and xenophobes?

― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, June 20, 2016 9:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all this soda talk and no one made the fanta joke

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

i remember reading about OK cola extensively and never actually seeing a single can of it in chicago. how widely was it distributed?

(btw i like this thread detour)

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

not sure when anyone would drink soda when you can drink gin tbh

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

Chocolate Soldier

I'll take "sodas that sound like euphemisms" for $500, Alex.

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

not sure when anyone would drink soda when you can drink gin tbh

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, June 20, 2016 3:42 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you drink gin at the office?

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/06/apprentice_crew_members_on_their_old_boss_donald_trump.html

He Likes to Keep “a Fat Guy” Around

“There was a fat contestant who was a buffoon and a fuckup,” recalls the midlevel producer. “And he would fuck up week after week, and the producers would figure that he’d screwed up so badly that Trump would have to fire him. But Trump kept deciding to fire someone else. The producers had to scramble because of course Trump can never be seen to make a bad call on the show, so we had to re-engineer the footage to make a different contestant look bad. Later, I heard a producer talk to him, and Trump said, ‘Everybody loves a fat guy. People will watch if you have a funny fat guy around. Trust me, it’s good for ratings.’ I look at Chris Christie now and I swear that’s what’s happening.”

loooool

frogbs, Monday, 20 June 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

do you drink gin at the office?

― wizzz! (amateurist),

I don't drink soda either!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link

Was there ever a soft drink marketed exclusively to bigots and xenophobes?

― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, June 20, 2016 2:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

temped to joke "Coca Cola?" here but idk enough about the politics of 19th cent atlanta

Coke's founder did become the mayor several years after the atlanta race riots, interestingly (he says, after looking at wikipedia)

goole, Monday, 20 June 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

still making my way thru that Hope Hicks piece. whole lotta O_O in there

meanwhile, great, great work, kiu, just what we need here:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/06/20/man-arrested-for-wanting-to-kill-trump.html?via=twitter_page

goole, Monday, 20 June 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

Fanta was invented exclusively for nazi germany when they couldn't import coca cola syrup.

I wanna whole Dior hand (ledge), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

Invented by coke, that is. True fact.

I wanna whole Dior hand (ledge), Monday, 20 June 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

no shit

goole, Monday, 20 June 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

in some better universe there's a version of me that doesn't feel the need to do this

Was there ever a soft drink marketed exclusively to bigots and xenophobes?

― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Monday, June 20, 2016 9:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all this soda talk and no one made the fanta joke

― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Monday, June 20, 2016 10:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

fanta poodoo

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

Is it a well known true fact? I only found out the other day hence my giddy excitement.

I wanna whole Dior hand (ledge), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

Is it a well known true fact?

ha, idk! it does appear in the preamble of the wiki article tho (looked it up before post cuz feared i'd suddenly blanked on the fanta/fresca/faygo difference).

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

To circumvent this, Max Keith, the head of Coca-Cola Deutschland (Coca-Cola GmbH) during the Second World War, decided to create a new product for the German market, using only ingredients available in Germany at the time, including whey and apple pomace – the "leftovers of leftovers", as Keith later recalled. The name was the result of a brief brainstorming session, which started with Keith's exhorting his team to "use their imagination" (Fantasie in German), to which one of his salesmen, Joe Knipp, immediately retorted "Fanta!"

did not know!

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

it's definitely a Crazy Fact i've been told at parties but i feel like if it were really ubiquitous they'd just make up a new soda.

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

Speaking of Faygo, are juggalos bigots and xenophobes, or am I unfairly demonizing an already-persecuted minority?

Interpretive Jigglypuffery (Leee), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

Trump adviser resigns after mocking Lewandowski on Twitter

looool @ "I'm resigning; call if I can help"

volumetric god rays (DJP), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

Nathan Rabin's book about Juggalos was entertaining, as was Colt Cabana's podcast about wrestling at the Gathering.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

what is the overlap b/t trump supporters and juggalos? can i see a venn diagram?

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

yr traditional Juggalo would want to set Trump on fire on account of him being rich bxtch boy

volumetric god rays (DJP), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

so trump attracts the non-traditional juggalo

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

they fired this Caputo so Hope Hicks doesnt keep emailing the 'Caputo' who works for politico on accident

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

I knew this would exist if I searched for it.

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/4746309da4d0b69528e0ed330699dfbc4d3434687df135757c2d56dc5e87dff4_1.jpg

jmm, Monday, 20 June 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

omg @ bernified hatchetman

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

not sure why #Berniejuggalos didn't use this approach in the spring

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

juggalos are a historically inevitable formation, a proto-revolutionary cadre to be led by an as-yet undetermined vanguard willing to shepherd them

goole, Monday, 20 June 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

Yo! Trump will be speaking at this event! Woop woop

JUL 11
Insane Clown Posse feat. Guy Fieri and Smashmouth live at 7-Eleven® Hosted by Ron Jeremy
Mon 1:00 PM in EDT · 3211 Main St, Buffalo, NY 14214-1322, United States
3,909 people interested · 3,091 people going

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

(troll but i like how much interest he got up)

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

can't find any juggalos for hillary :(

Mordy, Monday, 20 June 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

There is nothing on the Internet that the addition of Juggalos can't improve.

how's life, Monday, 20 June 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/HicksNoComment

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

xxp Juggalos are the previous attempt to talk about class in the US.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 20 June 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

Email me at HopeHicksDidNotResp✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ and I will ignore you.

lol

volumetric god rays (DJP), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

While Trump nurses an obvious addiction to cable news, the reading that's put in front of him is largely confined to a topic he already knows well. Every morning, staffers print out 30 to 50 Google News results for “Donald J. Trump.” He then goes at the sheaf with a marker, making circles and arrows and annotating things he likes or doesn't like. The defaced article gets scanned and e-mailed to the journalist or the person quoted who has drawn Trump's attention, under the subject line “From the office of Donald J. Trump.”

this fucking guy.

sci-fi novelists are going to have a hard time keeping up with the clusterfuck that is america in 2016.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

lol @ printing Google News results

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

wtf

Regardless of how much he invests in his own advertising, Trump can be expected to respond to Clinton's ads.
"Believe me folks, they're false ads," he recently told supporters in California. "They are so false. Ah, some of them aren't so false. Mostly."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 June 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

always strange when he strays into telling the truth like that

goole, Monday, 20 June 2016 22:01 (seven years ago) link

from the Hope Hicks GQ piece:

She wasn’t always so earnest, however. In her senior yearbook, she mistakenly attributed the words of Eleanor Roosevelt—“The future belongs to those who believe in the power of their dreams”—to Jimmy Buffett.

goole, Monday, 20 June 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

uh every Parrothead I know is earnest

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 June 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

sir, my friend, you are dreaming:

Within the tight, alpha-male circle of hired guns, Nunberg could sense her unease. A tall, heavyset man with slicked-back hair, Nunberg gifted Hicks a book, Running for Office. He nicknamed his new friend “Hopesicle” and quickly developed a fondness for her. “She was very cute, because she was very anxious at first about all of this,” he told me as he sipped a Thai iced tea at a restaurant on the Upper East Side. “I joked with her once, like, ‘You're like my Peggy, like I'm Don Draper.’ ”

goole, Monday, 20 June 2016 22:04 (seven years ago) link

Going from the radio right now, turns out Trump of course couldn't have been more wrong about Orlando, the fucker.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 June 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link

what are you hearing now on the radio?

akm, Monday, 20 June 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

Armed guard (moonlighting officer?) was working the club, exchanged fire with gunman, backup police there in 2 minutes, followed by 3 hour standoff. Unclear how many deaths, if any, were due to friendly fire/police.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 June 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link

Good summary starting here

https://twitter.com/dbernstein/status/745074818169638912

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

next month's filing is due to be published during the RNC convention

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

543k to these guys and he doesn't even make their public-facing portfolio - sad!

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

(543k last month, rather, xp)

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

Mr. Lewandowski said, “If this was the business world, people would be commending Mr. Trump for the way he’s run this campaign.”

Great thinking there! But only if the point of the campaign were trying to turn a profit. Sadly, an electoral campaign has only one product and it is purchased with votes. Spending the least money per vote gained would make a lot of sense, if that were the measure of success. It isn't.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

cruz has $7m on hand right now

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link

his hands are bigger, he can hold more

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link

the really sad thing about this is that you know there are lots of very small dollar GOP donors aka vulnerable elderly people who have been scammed into giving their money to donald trump

i wonder just how little cash trump really has. not the campaign, trump himself. if he had anything like what he claims he'd throw a chunk of his own money at this but afaik the filings reveal he hasn't even written off the $43 million loan from the primaries - donors are going to have to cover it because he won't?

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link

not usually a caveat emptor hardass but boy am i here

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

the really sad thing about this is that you know there are lots of very small dollar GOP donors aka vulnerable elderly people who have been scammed into giving their money to donald trump

probably the same folks who gave the other half of their savings to the recent deposed financial minister of nigeria

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link

no, it's not nigerian scammers. it's all these right wing publishers, magazines, small organizations and their mailing lists that send out communcations to get people to give them money to repeal obamacare, defund planned parenthood, whatever the causes of the moment are (stop hillary), etc. now trump isn't organized like anything to have much of a mailing list but there's still his rallies and his website and such and anyone who gives him money is just giving him money to pay himself, pretty much, since so much of it goes to rent his own facilities/use his own businesses/etc

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:39 (seven years ago) link

huh

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:57 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/745100973425704960

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:57 (seven years ago) link

Investigative reporters ought to have a heyday with the Trump campaign. otoh, political reporters won't know how to write about Trump except by pretending he's a regular Romney-type candidate. he totally bewilders them.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:03 (seven years ago) link

fuckin gall

6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:05 (seven years ago) link

my next question is, given that he doesn't call donors, doesn't read about policy, doesn't do events aside from the occasional rally, does trump basically sit on his ass all day watching cable news? that's pretty much all he does, isn't it?

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:06 (seven years ago) link

(xposts) Draper Sterling! Will have to see if McMann and Tate are on there anywhere.

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:08 (seven years ago) link

sorry that i am posting this opinion but the dave eggers take on trump appeal is so good

schlump, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link

daria don't forget annotating printouts of online articles and furiously faxing them back

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/745102661888937984

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:10 (seven years ago) link

hahah!

https://twitter.com/nonlinearnotes/status/745102404358639616

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:11 (seven years ago) link

My prediction months back that Trump didn't actually want to be president certainly seems to be bearing fruit. That he would choose to reveal that fact to the world by basically not even trying altogether and flaming out as hard as a human being has ever flamed out is a bit surprising.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:12 (seven years ago) link

yeah a few weeks ago on one of these threads i was speculating that trump only reads news articles about himself that staffers hand to him personally and i was kind of exaggerating to make a point.. but it turns out that's exactly what he does

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:15 (seven years ago) link

Wait until the convention and the traditional post-Labor Day campaigning and we'll see the full extent of his (dis)engagement.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:22 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/jmcunning/status/745109959466061824

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:24 (seven years ago) link

http://xenotherapeutics.org/about-xenotherapeutics/

XenoTherapeutics, Inc.

  • Is a 501(c)(3) “For-Patient” Corporation
  • Is a transparent, accountable advocate for progress
  • Combines a business mindset with a moral imperative
  • Will provide Xeno-Skin, a “once-impossible” humanitarian product to thousands of patients in need, worldwide

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:27 (seven years ago) link

More on Xeno-Skin

http://xenotherapeutics.org/xeno-skin/

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:27 (seven years ago) link

nice of him to make up with cruz like that

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:28 (seven years ago) link

finally we know where the hair comes from

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link

is trump one of the special genetically modified pigs

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link

Human cadaver used in conjunction with Xeno-Skin doubles the benefit to patient

!

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link

so to recap the main prongs of a trump presidency: giant wall, gags on press, white mob violence, underclass harvested for use in conjunction with xeno-skin

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:36 (seven years ago) link

"for-patient" and "once-impossible" reminding me of the diner in my hometown whose menu uses quotation marks all over the place for emphasis, shattering trust: "REAL" SNOW CRAB OMELETTE, or "LOW CALORIE" OPTIONS, or TRY OUR "FRESH" GARDEN SALADS

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link

it's all these right wing publishers, magazines, small organizations and their mailing lists that send out communcations to get people to give them money to repeal obamacare, defund planned parenthood, whatever the causes of the moment are

I think I'm fine with them getting bilked tbh

Oh baby, if only you knew / Gabnebb hit a hundred-and-two (stevie), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 06:08 (seven years ago) link

if you had asked me what this election was missing, I absolutely would've replied "xenoskin"

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 06:40 (seven years ago) link

xeno-skin sounds like an hr giger-themed porno flick

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 07:37 (seven years ago) link

Has Trump run any ads at all? What do they look like?

I almost feel bad for Clinton, of all people, because her competence is downright surreal compared to this fly by night snake oil salesman. Her campaign looks like a total pro, and his is all
http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/robert-preston-musicman-3.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:03 (seven years ago) link

A beautiful WaPo story, just dripping with schadenfreude:

As we've long noted, Donald Trump has said he wants to run a different campaign than the one Mitt Romney did in 2012. On that front, he is succeeding handsomely.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:23 (seven years ago) link

But does he know the territory?

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:29 (seven years ago) link

I'm just a juggalo, and everywhere I go, people know the part I'm playing.

daria-g:

very small dollar GOP donors aka vulnerable elderly people

I am not sure which is the sadder phrase: "Trump campaign donor" vs. "Trump campaign volunteer."

dlh:

so to recap the main prongs of a trump presidency

heh heh you said "prong"

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:43 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2OtbnYcjlk

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 13:07 (seven years ago) link

A beautiful WaPo story, just dripping with schadenfreude:

so otm, they're really relishing this

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

Oh man, I love when people in real-life borrow from dystopic sci-fi to the point of hilarity.

Actually calling your company "XenoTherapeutics" is some shit out of V: The Series or Xcom.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QihkWmS7dTI/hqdefault.jpg

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

the graph in that wapo article showing ad spending in 2012 versus now made me laugh out loud

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

Read about 10 or so comments in that Post post, and someone made the point that Trump is just a bit behind in a few states having spent nothing to Clinton's millions. But his national numbers are so shitty and getting worse that it'd be a miracle if he can dig out of this hole. Wouldn't put it past him, though. Five months is a long time, and clearly the previous 5 months of stupid haven't exactly held him back. Curious what the Clinton offensive will look like. For all his presume dirty dealing, things have been actually quiet on the oppo front. I mean, all it took was one FEC filing to reveal shady stuff like that Sterling Draper payment. What else must Trump have if you go back months or years? Clinton keeping the powder dry?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

I keep trying to forecast Trump's business life post-defeat. I feel like he will have irreparably sullied his brand with a lot of people (beyond the demonstrable damage his brand and his companies have already incurred) and have a lot less money coming in as a result. I also think things like his FEC filings are going to finally underscore both how bad he is with money and how comparatively little money he actually has. Potential future victims of his frivolous lawsuits may be less likely to settle if he doesn't seem like such an imposing foe and may even countersue. I honestly don't think he ever considered how negative an impact this lark of running for president could possibly have on him. I guess it remains to be seen if there is an ultimate net negative impact, but I'm praying.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

I'm worried that his underspending is all a dodge. Like JiC said, yeah he's doing badly, but nowhere NEARLY as badly as I would like. What if he really is a multi-billionaire and is just letting us all get too comfortable with the idea that he's a useless oaf? Then BAM all the money comes out and he hands out free ice-cream on every street in America.

how's life, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

If he plays it right, today's story will be about the difference between being broke and being lean.

Any Given User (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

Plus paying himself a lot.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

Meantime, Preibus Agonistes

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/26/magazine/will-trump-swallow-the-gop-whole.html?_r=0

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

He was spouting racist bullshit for months/years before this campaign. Did it hurt his "brand" then?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

at least it'll be interesting to see if all the money campaigns spend on ad buys, GOTV efforts, campaign offices + staff, mailers, and analytics actually do anything or if you really can blow them off and still win a presidential election in the US. i suspect you cannot.

Mordy, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

This is from January but: http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/01/donald-trump-2016-brand-business-213515

volumetric god rays (DJP), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

I'm worried that his underspending is all a dodge. Like JiC said, yeah he's doing badly, but nowhere NEARLY as badly as I would like. What if he really is a multi-billionaire and is just letting us all get too comfortable with the idea that he's a useless oaf? Then BAM all the money comes out and he hands out free ice-cream on every street in America.

― how's life, Tuesday, June 21, 2016 9:50 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I honestly think the emperor has no craftiness. He's nurtured this idea of being secretly canny for so long but being a presidential candidate who's constantly under the microscope has done nothing but poke holes in that notion. Hyperconfident people have the hypnotic ability to convince many people that they must know what they're doing, but it's always important to remember that competence and confidence are often mutually exclusive.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

See: Prince - and other powerful, egotistical millionaires - not having a will.

xpost I suspect it matters less than one might imagine, but then again, elections are not won by huge margins. The Trump campaign is an weird control for this experiment, anyway. It's a campaign explicitly predicated on lies and misleading and hate/anger. If anything, the Trump campaign has demonstrated thus far how little the truth matters, and if he does not lose by a huge margin and loses by only a slim margin - let's not even consider him winning for now - I wonder what that portends for future campaigns, well funded or no. Because the next step is some hateful, hurtful lunatic with deep pockets and a will to spend, and I don't really want to see how that experiment turns out.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

It's just...every day there's a story that undermines his self-styled narrative of being such a savvy player. I was still reeling yesterday from the (admittedly unsurprising) news that he basically only ever reads printouts of Google News stories about himself before the FEC goldmine dropped into our laps.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

Aw man, I know you didn't just compare Prince to Trump?

how's life, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

I know, sorry, Just still foremost in my mind.

xpost Dan, I think I saw that Politico article about his brand, but thanks for reminding me, anyway. I think it'd be funny if after this election cycle his condos and hotels were left populated only by wealthy die-hard Trump fanatics. The next step would be to liquidate all those places and build a right-wing GOP retirement community somewhere in the middle of the ocean. Then Trump cruise lines, a la Scientology. And then ship them all out to sea.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

it'll be interesting to see if all the money campaigns spend on ad buys, GOTV efforts, campaign offices + staff, mailers, and analytics actually do anything or if you really can blow them off and still win a presidential election in the US. i suspect you cannot.

Uh, wait a minute; not to dis Mordy specifically but can we unpack this please?

If Clinton wins and Trump loses, should we conclude from this that she won and he lost because she used the normal mechanisms (ads, gotv, staff, mailers, analytics) and he didn't?

Or might we conclude that she won because she wasn't a hideous racist misogynist hell-beast depending on votes from the odious pits of Nazi slime?

Or maybe might we conclude that her win was (at least partially) due to her being a basically centrist coalition-building political operator whose success was built (at least partly) on forwarding an overall political program of progressive actions delivered inside the context of contemporary representative democratic politics?

Or maybe might we conclude that she won because conventional Democratic politics (with all its flaws) is still kinda sorta organized around a group of policy preferences that INCLUDE (i.e., not exclusively based around but still nevertheless include) sympathy for the downtrodden and a generally progressive attitude about how government ought to be used and how we all might move forward as a society?

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

I think you are over-analyzing that statement

volumetric god rays (DJP), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

The question at hand was "can you run a batshit crazy campaign that spends no money and still win?" If the answer is "no", the reason will be for a combination of all of the reasons you list. If the answer is "yes", we will be too busy leaping out of the nearest window to really analyze what happened.

volumetric god rays (DJP), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

DJP - OK, guilty as charged!

I just think there may be a lot of reasons why Clinton may (and should) win. Use of conventional methods is only won of those reasons.

Not being a racist dickbag from the foulest pits of Hades is another reason, and one that is worth considering.

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

gah xp, but the point remains the same

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:17 (seven years ago) link

Trump winning would suggest you can win a presidential election without a campaign, but trump's loss wouldn't prove the opposite.

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

I'm relatively convinced that there's a decent percentage of the population that is well-shielded enough from actual news that they probably still basically only think of Trump as "that man from the TV show". Undecided potential voters who eschew political conversations and don't know much about Trump or the things he's said and don't see him as the racist dickbag that he is. This is one arena where Clinton's big money ad buys will hopefully have the greatest sway.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

(I'm convinced of their existence because I've lived among these people. I just don't know how widespread a phenomenon that is.)

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

i feel like i'm being very obvious here, but surely the festering continuing failure of the republican party to coalesce around a palatable alternative to trump plays a role here, no? i feel like even today the party would abandon him if they had a republican to abandon him for.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

that wapo article makes the point that lewandowski's being fired on a *monday morning* is proof (if proof be need be) that we're dealing with people who are uniquely bad at their jobs

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

even today the party would abandon him if they had a republican to abandon him for.

They've been offered plenty of alternatives. The plain fact is that the base doesn't want any of those choices; they've been very clear that Trump is what they want.

Going way back, the analogy is the editors of Playboy thinking their readership wants long-form articles, and the actual subscriber base is all like "where the titties at?"

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

I just think there may be a lot of reasons why Clinton may (and should) win. Use of conventional methods is only won of those reasons.

i guess it'll be v hard to tease it out but i do occasionally see poly sci ppl making claims that a particular GOTV spend, or analytics effort is worth X percentage points. idk how they can determine that beyond comparing a particular campaign to a prior one (like seeing how much worse Trump ends up doing than Romney or McCain) but you're right that trump has so many other sui generis elements to him that it'll probably be more difficult than usual to separate out how much his unconventional lack of campaigning hurts him v all the other terrible stuff about him.

Mordy, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

I'm relatively convinced that there's a decent percentage of the population that is well-shielded enough from actual news

I'm increasingly convinced that a decent percentage of people get their news exclusively from googling themselves, which would answer a lot of questions.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

so Trump's responsible for most of the printing of documents that still takes place in this country.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

They've been offered plenty of alternatives. The plain fact is that the base doesn't want any of those choices; they've been very clear that Trump is what they want.

― william the comptroller

yes, they have been offered plenty of alternatives. there were, like, sixteen of them, and they were all fairly shitty. i wouldn't call any of them the equivalent of a playboy "long-form article", that's for sure. eventually it got down to trump and cruz, who is in his own way just as unpalatable as trump- he could never be the figurehead of a #nevertrump movement.

the point of view espoused by trump is not, that we can historically measure, a majority point of view. he can command the absolute allegiance of a sizable minority of republicans. getting from 35% or whatever to a majority has a lot to do with the other candidates they fielded and the failure of the party as a whole.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

Lord Alfred, I weep for the forests being clear-cut to feed Trump's ego.

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

rushomancy - is there a nonshitty Republican that you think could have captured the Teahadi base AND the establishment, WHILE offering a substantive conservatism that would serve as a useful counterpoint to Clintonian Democratic policies?

Would love to meet this person if so

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

Also if he exists, why didn't he run for president; everybody else was doing it

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

I know it's hard to keep all of these crazy balls in the air, but it's a little sad that Trump's clear intellectual incuriosity and disengagement from news media and like probably reading in general isn't getting as much press as Palin's did.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

I tend to agree that large swaths of the public still are untouched or barely touched by the news cycle, so that their awareness of Trump still lingers from his reality show appearances and their promos. Television ad buys, for all their weaknesses at defining real issues, can reach these people and redefine Trump along new lines.

btw, I think the editors of Playboy were well aware of the preference of their readership for titties; the long-form articles provided cover for "redeeming social value" which allowed them to send magazines out via the post office without running afoul of blue laws.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

Almost anyone else in the race would have crushed Trump, if they were running one-on-one. It's the splitting of the GOP's resources and attention that made this possible.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

seems plausible. trump never actually got over 50% in the nomination polls, even with the help of an air of inevitability http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/2016_republican_presidential_nomination-3823.html#polls

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

All the primary combatants were kicking their chops thinking of ways to coopt trumps base instead of stopping trump himself

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

If you give people the option of voting from a broad spectrum of dumb jerks and one of the dumb jerks has been a well-known public figure for thirty years, the results won't be that surprising.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

sorry again to somehow have ended up where i am now, loudly clearing my throat to introduce salient dave eggers observations into a political discussion functioning perfectly well without them, but i am quoting this just bc the kind of post-game theoretical match-ups between trump & a hypothetical adequate republican seem to obscure some of the real priorities & metrics informing his success & selection-

For a year now, pollsters, the media and the world at large have been baffled by the fact that no incendiary or asinine thing Trump says or tweets seems to make any dent in his appeal. He has broadcast countless statements that would sink any other candidate. (In his Sacramento speech, he repeatedly called the US a “third world country”, which would be the end of any other campaign in American history.) And for a year we’ve all assumed that when Trump said something xenophobic or sexist or offensive to the world’s billion Muslims, or the world’s billion Catholics (remember when he took on the pope?), or to the world’s 3.5 billion women, it must mean that his supporters agree with his newest outrageous statement.

But this is not true. Something very different is happening. His supporters are not really listening to anything he says. They cheer when he says he’ll help the veterans, they cheer when he says he’ll build a wall, but ultimately they do not care what he says. They don’t care if he actually will build a wall. If Trump decided, tomorrow, to reverse himself on the idea of building a wall, his supporters would shrug and their support would not waver. He has been for gun control and against gun control. He has stated his support for Planned Parenthood and for the idea of criminal punishment for women who seek abortions. He has called the Iraq war, and most of our adventures in the Middle East, mistakes, but has said he would carpet bomb Isis. He has reversed himself on nearly every major issue, often in the same week, and has offered scant specifics on anything in particular – though in Sacramento, about infrastructure, he did say, “We’re gonna have new roads, bridges, all that stuff”.

His supporters do not care. Nothing in Trump’s platform matters. There is no policy that matters. There is no promise that matters. There is no villain, no scapegoat, that matters. If, tomorrow, he said that Canadians, not Mexicans, were rapists and drug dealers, and the wall should be built on that border, no one would blink. His poll numbers would not waver. Because there are no positions and no statements that matter to them. There is only the man, the name, the brand, the personality they have seen on television.

nobody cares & everybody is dangerously uninformed imo

schlump, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

Trump-as-Wally-George analog kinda beat Eggers to the punch imo

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

nobody cares & everybody is dangerously uninformed imo

^^^ good Eggers title.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

Nothing in Trump’s platform matters. There is no policy that matters. There is no promise that matters. There is no villain, no scapegoat, that matters.

enragingly untrue

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

dave might wanna poke his head out of the pirate shop one of these days

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

ever notice how wally george, and morton downey jr, and donald trump, and "stephen colbert", all have real similar politics? nah must be a coincidence they're just famous cuz famous

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

Otm.

Trump's campaign is about scapegoating minorities. It's not about nothing mattering.

Treeship, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

"rushomancy - is there a nonshitty Republican"

no.

but what might theoretically be possible, if the republicans had a functioning party structure, is that they could rally behind a candidate and get that candidate nominated, even given the significant voter appeal of trump. it makes little difference who that candidate is (although, again, it needs to not be cruz because he doesn't work as a compromise candidate). instead their lack of leadership was (and is) patent and obvious. they lurched around like a two-dollar drunk for the entirety of the primary season and trump was able to use the time-honored "divide and conquer" method to get rid of all his opponents. this strategy does not, at this point, seem viable for the general.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

i have to project a hologram for the king tonight

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

Is anyone actually surprised that Eggers would privilege appearance over substance

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

when the Republicans had a functioning party, they gave us George W. Bush and Ronald Wilson Reagan.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

One point that Eggers implies that I agree with is the essential glossolalic appeal that Trump has with his supporters, but only wrt some issues. He can endlessly waffle and spout nonsense about many things and still find favor among his hordes but the xenophobia and, more essentially, the hate is a horse that has long left the barn.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

ourmecoffee
‏@pourmecoffee

@realDonaldTrump You have stood here before inside the pouring rain with the world turning circles running 'round your brain.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

And to think that I hadn't even read that tweet when I was writing a post about Trump speaking in tongues.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

trump's on a roll today, eh?

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

difficult listening hour otm. Dave Eggers is a boob.

Trump's scapegoating of Muslims, Mexicans and immigrants is a crucial factor in his appeal. He's peddling a cocktail of xenophobia and racism that resonates with the deeply held prejudices of his angry and fearful white audience. He couldn't turn his vitriol against fucking "Canadians" and get the same response (I can't believe anyone could be so naive as to think this were true).

Also, while his specific policy proposals might not matter all that much to the mob he's attracted, his manner is a big part of his core message. His manner says, "Fuck you, college boy." His manner says, "I don't care what you tell me I'm supposed to believe or say. I'm gonna do whatever the hell I want." That message, again, appeals to angry bigots who are sick of being told not to fly the Confederate flag or say the n-word in public.

oculus lump (contenderizer), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

It's 'being told that my desire to be an asshole doesn't Trump the desire of others to get through their day without harassment' gone mad!

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

there's this kind of tension in describing him, which comes out of moral judgment, and it colors the way we talk about him. because while it's obviously not true that he has no beliefs, his beliefs don't map to the way we typically talk about political beliefs. a guy like bernie, for instance, he believes strongly that the american minimum wage should be $15, and that's the sort of political belief trump doesn't have. what he believes in is, to all appearances, is the cleansing power of violence and the systematic dehumanization of the "other", and because he's running for president that has political implications, but they're not fundamentally political beliefs when placed in the context of the american political system. whereas your typical republican will stir up race hatred as a means to a political end, for trump it appears to be the end in and of itself. and i think it's this that leads people to denounce him as having "no beliefs".

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

contenderizer otmfm. eggers is a boob to say trump could switch his xenophobia to Canadians and his followers would still swoon over him.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

xxpost I talk about Trump having no core ethos in the same way that, like, a two-year-old has no core ethos. Neither is far enough along in the cognitive development process to allow for that level of complexity, but they certainly both certainly believe that having a tantrum will get them what they want and that they are clearly the center of the universe.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

Trump is all about gratifying his own ego. He never saw his campaign getting this far. I think he wants to be president now that it's within reach, but I don't think he really has any 'beliefs' beyond furthering himself and his brands.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

That Eggers piece is ridiculous. Trump certainly has beliefs he espouses, repeatedly (whether or not he actually believes them, his followers do.)

Illegal immigration is ruining America.
Muslim terrorists are infiltrating America.
Political correctness is destroying America.
American economy has all been outsourced.
America is not respected in the world.

i worry that infantilizing trump, which is a common thing, absolves him for responsibility for his statements and actions. i think that it is probably more accurate to see his actions in the light of sociopathy than it is to see them in the light of arrested development.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

xpost Or, briefly, 'I am angry scared and confused Christian hetero (at least on paper) white America man who not understand why world look think act and speak less like me every day, waaaaaah'.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

Infantilizing Trump and believing that he's 100% responsible for every infantile thing he says and does are by no means mutually exclusive.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

I don't even think it needs a psychiatric diagnosis. He has a crude nativist message that he is furthering through lies and fear mongering. Right wing radio hosts have used this tactic for decades, it's almost surprising it hasn't found full expression in national politics until now.

Treeship, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

xp

Treeship, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

He's appealing unapologetically to the baser instincts of the Republican base. He is doing so in a haphazard bizarre way because he is a moron, but the formula isn't rocket science.

Treeship, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

okay the Draper Sterling thing is a massive lol

volumetric god rays (DJP), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

we'll prob find out they were hired for organizing dirty tricks or as liaisons for neo-nazis. maybe they were conduits for some kickbacks. something along those lines.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

Clinton bashed Trump's businesses practices, noting that he has filed for bankruptcy several times.

"He's written a lot of books about business. They all seem to end at Chapter 11," she said.

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

Nothing but net.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

They all seem to end at Chapter 11

ooo burn

Though really, the thing about Chapter 11 is similar to his use of temporary worker visas, H1B, and donations to Democrats: he works the system because it's there; you can't blame him because he's a businessman, he may agree that it's bad but he still does it because it's how the game is played and he's the best player ever, truly the best, believe me, etc.

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link

my favourite detail in the many hilarious details on draper sterling / xeno theraputics is from the slate piece upthread:

XenoTherapeutics lists Curt Cetrulo as its chief medical officer.* Cetrulo, as the company reminds us on its “Xeno in the News” page, was one of the physicians responsible for the first U.S. penis transplant.

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

So I guess it's just natural that he'd want to be involved in transplanting another penis into the White House.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

bankruptcy still has a lot social stigma attached to it among older people. older people are notorious for voting.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

slowly

oculus lump (contenderizer), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

The CBC has every reason to think that open primaries in all states could dilute minority influence over presidential campaigns. I see their point and it is a valid one.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

i rly feel everyone reminding me trump is a fascist w distinct, carved-out principles & policies - i totally agree w this! - but i think the piece is abt something else, his appeal for the people beyond the usually quarter-of-the-pie-chart-sized chunk of the electorate who have previously identified with rando rightist candidates. a couple days ago i heard a p mellow kid on the bus talking through his identification w his preferred candidate, bernie; his democratic affiliation; his problems w obama's refusal to use the term radical islam; & so his appreciation for trump's ideas abt how to protect america from everyone coming over & killing us. the eggers piece is this long description on the non-rabid, non-frothing, weirdly diverse rally he attended in sacramento, & i think the absolutes in the extract are limited to that demographic - not his policies full stop don't matter, but that to this bloc his policies are not one of the key determinants of his appeal. i know that is true, not obscure, true of palin & so on but it's so pronounced, here, & there seems to be so much of a concurrent attempt to rly pierce the ideological draw of trump, what it means as a reorientation of voters, that restating it so plainly/i-m-o-elegantly #itsmy2cents is valuable

i am not dying to press this pt as i have seen first hand the damage done by sensible european critiques of american politics but idk the piece unscrambled my bemusion @ poll data, &c.

also lol @ alfred's reply to this

schlump, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

long description on the non-rabid, non-frothing

piece opens w a description of a chemtrails believer iirc

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

what the fuck is bernie still doing in this campaign, why hasnt he dropped out yet

marcos, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

i rly feel everyone reminding me

i don't really mean to remind you of this! i've actually just sent dave eggers (cc to his assistant) a long letter.

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

yes i will pass it on to dave as soon as he gets in

schlump, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

does Bernie think Hillary may go to jail or something, and therefore the nom would automatically go to him? idgi either

frogbs, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

he's like one of those tiny little holdout houses highways are built around

schlump, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

"because members of the CBC might want to participate in the Democratic convention as delegates but if we would have to run for the delegate slot at the county level or state level or district level, we would be running against our constituents and we're not going to do that,”

Hi, despite everything I'm still completely ignorant of delegate / superdelegate rulebook arcana. What do they mean running against their own constits?

how's life, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

Xp: a nailhouse!

how's life, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

yeah, nader was one of those too

oculus lump (contenderizer), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

bemusion

bemused revulsion = bemulsion

oculus lump (contenderizer), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

Russell Moore just went off on the whole evangelical summit thing for Trump today. Start here.

https://twitter.com/drmoore/status/745331665556299777

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

How's life, the way I understand it, pledged delegate slots are basically up for grabs to the general public, while superdelegate slots are held by politicians and political operators. If the CBC has to give up their super delegate slots, it would put mean they'd have to use up delegate slots meant for regular citizens to be a part of the convention.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

you're back!

volumetric god rays (DJP), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

just a two-post return BCZ SOMETHING WAS RONG ON THE INTERNET

*slam*

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

(over the transom)

staying in til the convention is how losing candidates with an ideological point to make use leverage

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

*slam*

I admit the Onyx quote was a surprise

volumetric god rays (DJP), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

Nader ran as an independent, a noteworthy difference.

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

great news everybody!

The billionaire developer increased his line of credit to the campaign by just $2.2 million last month — the smallest amount he has shelled out yet this year — but Trump said in a statement Tuesday that “if need be, there could be unlimited cash on hand as I would put up my own money.”

Such a move would effectively amount to abandonment of the Republican National Committee and the rest of the GOP ticket, which relies on the presidential nominee to help raise hundreds of millions to fund a national field organization for the fall elections.

GOP strategist and fundraiser Austin Barbour said Trump’s dismal fundraising efforts “could have a devastating impact” on the Republican Party generally.

“If they don’t fix this in a massive way, it’s going to have widespread implications down the ballot. It just is,” Barbour said. “If he’s not raising hundreds of millions of dollars, there are gubernatorial races, Senate races, congressional races, attorney general races, you name it, that will be impacted. Those races are dependent upon get-out-the-vote efforts from the RNC and the presidential campaign.”

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

what the fuck is bernie still doing in this campaign, why hasnt he dropped out yet

― marcos

negotiating. he's a politician, and he still has political goals.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

I give you

https://twitter.com/nathanlino/status/745351032390049797

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

Again: YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

do evangelicals still hate porn? I can't remember

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

Publicly? yes

volumetric god rays (DJP), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

you know what amazes me about this campaign is usually when you talk about a disaster, you say "everything that could go wrong did go wrong", and in this case, we really haven't even scratched the surface of the stuff that has yet to go wrong.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

While we're talking about religion: http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/21/politics/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-religion/index.html

volumetric god rays (DJP), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

lol @ the real estate forum cover appearing twice in that photo

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

One might be the German edition.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

Brandi Brandt wasn't really a *porn* star

akm, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 03:48 (seven years ago) link

but she did wind up going to prison for smuggling coke

akm, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 03:48 (seven years ago) link

also where the fuck does trump get off talking about someone's religion? has this guy ever, ever once been held up as some kind of paragon of morality?

akm, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

apparently since trump loaned his campaign $45 mil in the primaries, any new donations he gets could theoretically just go straight into his pocket to pay off the "loan." Lol

Treeship, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 04:05 (seven years ago) link

So this pamphlet/program and prayer guide for Trump's big evangelical deal today is...something.

https://10kovf9g8y43ccer33tmd5o8-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Attendee-Prayer.pdf

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 04:20 (seven years ago) link

Within a few days of the "Conversation with Donald Trump", set aside some time to process the event in prayer.

good advice tbh

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link

“God, help me recall what I saw that may be
important.” - Sgt Joe Friday

“God, help me recall what I heard that I should
remember." - The Mekons

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 04:31 (seven years ago) link

not entirely sure i want to know the difference anymore between the things i can and can't change

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 04:32 (seven years ago) link

I admit the Onyx quote was a surprise

― volumetric god rays (DJP), Tuesday, June 21, 2016 2:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Let the Morbs be Morbs!

jaymc, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 06:07 (seven years ago) link

lol talk about a boring attack on HRC from Trump. he's standing up there reading from a book

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

omg that was so fucking terrible

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

Wait, he was reading?!

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

he was reading from Peter Schweizer's book

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

Trump quotes from the book Clinton Cash by Peter Schweizer, which he says “documents how Bill and Hillary used the state department to enrich themselves at America’s expense

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2016/jun/22/us-election-2016-live-updates-donald-trump-speech-clinton-email-ethics

This line inspires the Trump crowd to chant “Trump! Trump! Trump!”

Hillary Clinton may be the most corrupt person ever to seek the presidency.

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

For a demagogue, Trump is a really boring speaker.

jmm, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

meanwhile the junior senator from Florida returns to give me more hours of blog fun

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/RepJohnYarmuth/status/745641223122259968

Rep. John Yarmuth‏ @RepJohnYarmuth

I'm on the House floor with @repjohnlewis & Dems staging a sit-in to demand action on commonsense gun legislation
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Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

related to Trump's religion speechifying and announcing of Evangelical leaders and "evangelical executive advisory board":

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2016/06/21/donald-trumps-b-list-evangelical-advisory-board/

Lists of names like this are a fixture of the white evangelical subculture. This is what we have instead of ecclesiology or church polity. Some would say this is because evangelicals don’t have bishops or popes, but really it’s the opposite problem — we have more bishops and popes than we know what to do with. But these unofficial officials aren’t ordained by elders or elected by congregations. Their investiture as bishops and archbishops is based on book sales, income, radio outlets and — above all — the size and ROI of their direct-mail fundraising lists. It’s a hell of a way to run a church.

What that means in practice is that anyone who wants to mobilize large numbers of white evangelicals for any reason has to make a list of names. That’s true whether the cause is something benign, like promoting Bible reading, or something disgraceful, like trying to get a racist, misogynist, predatory authoritarian elected president. Recruiting white evangelical support always means giving those evangelicals permission to support your cause by listing the names of various celebrity gatekeepers who may have their trust. Hopefully, the folks whose support you’re seeking will see some name on your list of names that will allow them to believe they have permission to support you as well.'

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

In other words , this has fuck-all to do with religion as religion and entirely with tribal identification of a group sharing the name with a religious sect. Theology and morality and appeals to such have nothing really to do with it except as reinforcing subcultural shibboleths. He's effectively yelling "Woop! Woop!" and "Fam-uh-Lee! Fam-uh-Lee!" to let the crowd know he's down with the Clown, to torture a metaphor.

Tho I would never insult Juggalos en masse by accusing them of Trump support.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

"When I see the crumbling roads and bridges, or the dilapidated airports, or the factories moving overseas to Mexico, or to other countries, I know these problems can all be fixed, but not by Hillary Clinton — only by me," Trump said from his Trump SoHo development in New York City, according to his prepared remarks. (Mexico is connected by land to the United States.)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

Some would say this is because evangelicals don’t have bishops or popes, but really it’s the opposite problem — we have more bishops and popes than we know what to do with. But these unofficial officials aren’t ordained by elders or elected by congregations. Their investiture as bishops and archbishops is based on book sales, income, radio outlets and — above all — the size and ROI of their direct-mail fundraising lists. It’s a hell of a way to run a church.

the reformation was a good idea y/n

goole, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

(Mexico is connected by land to the United States.)

Well, for NOW it is.

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

the reformation was a good idea y/n

― goole

didn't seem to do much for you if you happened to be jewish

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

The Reagan White House and Trump

lol:

In 1986, Trump sent a letter to Nancy Reagan inviting her to stay at his Mar-a-Lago property when she came down for the American Red Cross Ball at the Breakers in Palm Beach. (The staff in the East Wing had no idea what he was talking about; she had not been invited to the ball.)

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

“Security surrounding the estate is considered the very best protection available,” The Donald boasted to the first lady. “You may also know that Mar-a-Lago was originally designed … as the ‘southern White House.’”

Mrs. Reagan drafted by hand a thanks-but-no-thanks reply that included the line, “I am familiar with Mar-a-Lago.” Then she crossed it out.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

Security surrounding the estate is considered the very best protection available

"We have a wall that was built, we believe, by Mexicans."

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

by the way the WaPost is not getting any less snotty about Trump headlines and stories ("The Donald" as an attribution!).

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

All media outlets should settle on a single diminutive for consistency's sake. I'd like to nominate Shrimpfingers McPeesmell.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

Babyhands

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

The Oily Maniac

oculus lump (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

That Fucker

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

Orange Julius seems appropriate on several levels, and could even prove prophetic depending on how the RNC plays out.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link

David Rees trawling thru the FEC filing:

http://thebaffler.com/blog/40-hat-scratchers-trump-rees

32) The guy spent more money on hats than on data management and online advertising.

33) Hats.

34) Hats! It’s almost like he doesn’t know the future economy will be based on knowledge management rather than manufacturing

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

And lookee that, the news dovetails nicely with that Slacktivist link from earlier:

outspoken Tea Party Republican Michele Bachmann will be joining Trump’s Evangelical Executive Advisory Board.

Which doesn't necessarily she'll do jack shit aside from some tribal gatekeeping allowance for whatever Evangelical followers of hers to safely vote for Trump

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

I've been so detached from everything the past few weeks that it always comes as something of a surprise when I tune into CNN and it's still Trump, all night long.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

^^ agreed

every single time I walk into the coffee shop in my building that orange fucker is on cnn

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

i just realized i still had that goddam "Drumpf" thing on, i kinda forgot that wasn't his name. so now onto the next extension.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 23 June 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

Missed this: http://www.wired.com/2016/03/gremlins-trump/

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 June 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

i've been hoping all my life to see congress yelling at each other parliament style

Mordy, Thursday, 23 June 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

is anyone else still watching this? it's insane.

Mordy, Thursday, 23 June 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

I'm watching, jumping from stream to stream on friends' FB walls.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 23 June 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

i've been hoping all my life to see congress yelling at each other parliament style

ikr

just gotta stay clear of brooks-sumner territory

j., Thursday, 23 June 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

does anyone think Johnson will wind up being a factor in this election? I'm a little surprised CNN went as far as giving the Liberatarians a town hall.

akm, Thursday, 23 June 2016 05:23 (seven years ago) link

"Donkey boy, I'm comin' for you! Take off that mask!"

Next thread title? (from the Vice video of a Trump supporter hassling a protester).

nickn, Thursday, 23 June 2016 05:26 (seven years ago) link

I saw one poll with Johnson at 9% (can't remember if it was a state or national poll, or general public or Republican identified).

nickn, Thursday, 23 June 2016 05:28 (seven years ago) link

Well, that's a relief:

Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told the Daily Mail in a Wednesday interview that Donald Trump will have his full support in November.

Rumsfeld said his decision to vote for Trump over Clinton was “not a close call,” citing the threat from “radical Islamists” and the need to limit how many refugees the U.S. accepts.

As the former secretary of dense put it, “Mrs. Clinton is a known known. Donald Trump is a known unknown who's a recent entry into the equation. And I am a lot more comfortable with a known unknown, who I will support, than with a known known who is unacceptable.”

The language is borrowed from Rumsfeld’s 2002 comments describing the intelligence community’s lack of firm evidence affirming that the Iraqi government possessed weapons of mass destruction, the justification for the 2003 U.S. invasion of Iraq.

Rumsfeld was particularly supportive of Trump’s opposition to resettling refugees from Syria over concerns that some who enter the U.S. may be terrorists.

“He's absolutely right,” Rumsfeld told the Mail. “Anyone who thinks the radical Islamists are not going to try to utilize every venue they can find to infiltrate in the United States, and in western European countries, to achieve their goals – these people just don't get it.”

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link

Still playing his greatest hits.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 June 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

As the former secretary of dense put it,

Is this a typo or

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 June 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

maybe the WaPo's approach to covering The Donald has been taken up by Talking Points Memo.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

followup from the dude who tweeted Trump's rally (no surprise - he's receiving death threats)

https://newrepublic.com/article/134534/told-truth-donald-trump-rally-trolls-threatened-life

frogbs, Thursday, 23 June 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

does anyone think Johnson will wind up being a factor in this election?

Trump's johnson has already been a factor.

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 June 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

xpost In all honesty, speaking as a straight white American male, I'm way more afraid of a lot of straight white American males than I am of ISIS. How does the shit in that article not fall under the rubric of terrorism? This place is coming apart at the seams.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 June 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

for some of us. this place has always been like this

volumetric god rays (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

my mom's friend works at the marriott marquis where trump met with evangelical leaders the other day. she allegedly saw him walk up to a mirror in one of the hallways, kiss his fingers, and then press them against his reflection.

Treeship, Thursday, 23 June 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

hey it's rough when you're the only one that loves you

Οὖτις, Thursday, 23 June 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

aside from those 11 million ppl who voted for ya

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 June 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

I'm seeing news on Twitter that a federal judge has just ruled in favor of the ACLU in this suit against the city's protest/parade restrictions during the RNC: http://www.cleveland.com/rnc-2016/index.ssf/2016/06/aclu_sues_cleveland_over_repub.html

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 23 June 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

cnn has hired corey lewandowski as a political commentator

smdh

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 June 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

A prominent neoconservative intellectual and early promoter of the Iraq War is headlining an official campaign fundraiser for Hillary Clinton next month, Foreign Policy has learned. The move signals a shift in the Clinton campaign's willingness to associate with prominent Republicans and is the latest sign of how far some GOP defectors are willing to go to block a Donald Trump presidency.

Robert Kagan, a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution and a co-founder of the Project for the New American Century, will speak at a Hillary for America fundraiser in Washington's Logan Circle neighborhood on July 21. According to an invite obtained by FP, the "event will include an off-the-record conversation on America's continued investment in NATO, key European allies and partners, and the EU."

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

robert fucking kagan

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

ahhh, the consensus

goole, Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

Kagan is one of those classically educated ivy leaguers who has made no better use of his fancy education than to lend a patina of respectability to deeply reactionary policies and positions. I hope Hillary's connection with him serves no purpose other than to suck whatever money and votes she can derive from the association, discarding him afterwards back onto the trash heap of the Brookings Institute, where he shall forevermore be viewed with distaste and distrust.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

Or possibly this is an indication of exactly how far beyond the pale the current Republican position is with Trump at its head

volumetric god rays (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

Kagan is one of those classically educated ivy leaguers who has made no better use of his fancy education than to lend a patina of respectability to deeply reactionary policies and positions.

aka the George Will Doctrine

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

I was waiting for someone to post about the Scowcroft endorsement.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

the Scowcroft endorsement

One of Ludlum's worst.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

lol

aka the George Will Doctrine

was disappointed in the lack of classical allusions in his latest anti-Trump plea

Οὖτις, Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

maybe he's starting to figure it out

oculus lump (contenderizer), Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

the Scowcroft endorsement

One of Ludlum's worst.

― Ned Raggett,

eh still better than The Eagleburger Dictum!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

The Sununu Diversion

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

The Baker Act

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

The Rumsfeld Conundrum

Οὖτις, Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

The Perle Predicament

Οὖτις, Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

the berger extraction

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 June 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

The Wolfowitz Salivation

pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Thursday, 23 June 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link

The Bolton Development

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 June 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CllgMwyWQAAEzWQ.jpg:large

tbh this is a pretty good rejoinder to hillary's dumb slogan

Treeship, Thursday, 23 June 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

Choice of pic on the tee is telling.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 23 June 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

Changing my prediction. England leaves EU, markets collapse, Cubs beat White Sox in World Series, Trump elected, World War III, world ends.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2016 11:58 (seven years ago) link

I still don't think the GOP gives him the nomination. Desperate times, man

frogbs, Friday, 24 June 2016 12:34 (seven years ago) link

There are clearly a lot of people in the world who need to be told that there are quicker and less painful ways of committing suicide than doing so at the ballot box.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 12:41 (seven years ago) link

feeling a little less positive about how things might turn out in November

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 24 June 2016 13:04 (seven years ago) link

The FT OpEd post making the rounds concludes with:

Thirdly and most significantly, we now live in a post-factual democracy. When the facts met the myths they were as useless as bullets bouncing off the bodies of aliens in an HG Wells novel. When Michael Gove said the British people are "sick of experts" he was right. But can anyone tell me the last time a prevailing culture of anti-intellectualism has lead to anything but bigotry?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link

Is that ever not true?

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 24 June 2016 13:52 (seven years ago) link

he just tweeted that people in Scotland are "going crazy" about the vote and how proud he is that they "took their country back", making me wonder if he knows that Scotland was very strongly against it or even what Brexit is in general

frogbs, Friday, 24 June 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

he doesn't know shit iirc

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 24 June 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

OTM. He didn't even know what Brexit was when asked about it, what, two weeks ago? It's gonna be so rad having someone with so much curiosity and such a thirst for knowledge in charge of our nuclear arsenal.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

I'm at the point where I'm convinced that we have a subconscious understanding of our impending doom as a species re: cataclysmic climate change and some among us are doing what we can to speed up the process.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

old lunch otm

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 24 June 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

btw this is why you don't vote for Jill Stein and Gary Johnson:

https://twitter.com/EdwardTHardy/status/746260079645720576

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 24 June 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

Never act as if your vote doesn't count.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

indeed, in the interview with Michael Wolff in the I think the holllywood reporter a few weeks ago, DJT was clearly bullshitting when asked about Brexit.

veronica moser, Friday, 24 June 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

I don't think voting for Stein or Johnson is the problem. I think the problem will be people voting for Trump to "send a message" who don't really think he could win, as you see with some of the Brexit voters. I also have seen unverified accounts that the voter turnout for people 18-24 was abysmal compared to everyone else; I am looking for a demographic breakdown of voter turnout to verify this but am having problems finding any useful information (the breakdown of what percentage of a particular demographic is easy to find but I can't find voter turnout broken down by demographic group).

volumetric god rays (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

maybe this is just me desperately trying to connect the dots, but it feels like at the very moment that WWII is passing from living memory (anyone who was an adult at the end of the war would be at least 89 years old now), people are finding their way back around to forms of politics that the nazi defeat had discredited for generations.

for my whole life i felt like the "never again" stuff almost needn’t be said because america—much less europe—wouldn’t slip en masse into the same kind of reactionary, vengeful politics that produced WWII. but i don’t feel confident of this anymore, and i start thinking about futures where my neighbors (or myself) are herded into concentration camps.

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

vast majority of european political history driven by reactionary vengeful (and xenophobic/intensely tribal) politics

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

so we're seeing a return to the mean imo

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

or is it the median? whatever

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

it is definitely "mean" in more than one sense

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

maybe this is just me desperately trying to connect the dots, but it feels like at the very moment that WWII is passing from living memory (anyone who was an adult at the end of the war would be at least 89 years old now), people are finding their way back around to forms of politics that the nazi defeat had discredited for generations.

This seems super otm. Add decades of substandard public education to the mix and a resultant de-emphasis on understanding history and critical thinking skills and this is what you get. IMO, people should be constantly asking themselves what 'civilization' even means and why it exists and how it's perpetuated rather than just assuming that shit will be okay no matter what, who cares, vote for Trump and jerk off in the street like a dumb ape while firing an assault rifle into the air.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

I don't know a ton about Europe but as best I can tell it was basically defined by tribal warfare on scales from local to continent- and world-spanning for a thousand years

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

on a related note, I am seriously considering getting a gun

volumetric god rays (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

I mean maybe there haven't been civilizations in the last two millennia that haven't spend most of their time and resources on plundering and despoiling abroad and bloody fratricide at home?

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

I am seriously considering getting a gun

you have children, plz don't do this

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

i have that thought every couple weeks but in the end the fear of my family getting hurt always edges out my fear of the US degenerating into some kind of post-apoc the road scenario. but if it starts to look like civilization is truly breaking down... xxp

Mordy, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

a thousand years

think you can track it back a little further than that, more like 2,500 years (at least)

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

I think the fact that so many people appear to be stubbornly, willfully ignorant is a big difference. Too many people apparently just don't give a fuck for no reason. Post-factual era indeed. We are in the era of people demanding proof, then just dismissing said proof because it does not conform to their expectations or beliefs. People don't vote because who gives a shit. Or vote for people who act like they don't give a shit, which is not giving a shit squared.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

as per usual joni mitchell otm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwUJH70ubM

Mordy, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

josh, none of those things are particularly new...

xpost

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

(also, that's the worst joni mitchell song.)

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

the fact that there was actually a vote instead of some insanely bloody mass uprising is progress of some sort...

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

i like that joni mitchell song but i understand why some ppl find it kinda... idk what don't you like about it? it's kinda corny? but she's still otm. it's hard to be grateful for what you have.

Mordy, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

I think what is new is that it has never been easier for anyone to be educated, or to find the facts, or to seek out answers to questions they might have. We have no excuse other than just rampant assholery.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

b/c it's one of the joni songs that really just reduces to cliché. and it has a awkward melody. and i hate the way she sings the "pave paradise" alliteration.

she's capable of much, much more.

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

xpost Facts have never been more widely-available but how many people have the ability/time/wherewithal to sift through the equally widely-available bullshit to even figure out what's true?

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

And when you have people like Trump who will say a thing and then say pretty much the exact opposite of that thing a day later like that was his position all along.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

I like how Trump was in Scotland talking about how excited the locals were about leaving the EU, somehow totally oblivious to the fact that Scotland voted to remain

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

'somehow'

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

I can't tell if he is a bigger dick or a bigger dummy.

Certainly the inexplicable distrust of Authority or experts makes it difficult to process information. If you are paranoid or prone to conspiracy theories, who can you trust? Certainly not the people promising answers or facts.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

xpost It must not have been in this morning's Google News printouts about himself.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

The increasing dismissal of 'facts' and 'experts' is, I fear, the thing that will ultimately lead to me building myself a nice lean-to out in the woods somewhere and living off of twigs and berries until I mercifully croak.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

Good morning!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

Talk us off the ledge Alfred

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

you have children, plz don't do this
― Οὖτις, Friday, June 24, 2016

different thread i suppose but you can have children and own a gun and not be a bad person. You have to exercise intelligent precautions of course; I wouldn't leave an air hammer out either.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

If you are paranoid or prone to conspiracy theories, who can you trust?

josh, none of those things are particularly new...

Everything from global warming to gun ownership to every statement from the "lie-beral" media is handwaved away by a growing segment of the American public now. That seems to be to be a sort of recent development?

Facts alone won't change your mind if you have an entire belief architecture erected against them. Shit, the majority of a perseon's beliefs are inherited & reinforced by family and social means, not concluded.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

i wonder if trump even understands how the UK is configured

global tetrahedron, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

vote for Trump and jerk off in the street like a dumb ape while firing an assault rifle into the air.

Best one in the Cards Against Humanity deck IMHO.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

Everything from global warming to gun ownership to every statement from the "lie-beral" media is handwaved away by a growing segment of the American public now. That seems to be to be a sort of recent development?

Raise your hand if you grew up in the southeast *raises hand*

Hint: not a recent development; not a growing segment, either

El Tomboto, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

I've been living among Cubans voting against their interests since the days of Ronnie if not Nixon.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

i wonder if trump even understands how the UK is configured

― global tetrahedron, Friday, June 24, 2016 11:39 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he probably thinks that scotland is just another 'state' like georgia or wyoming.

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

i have yet to be surprised by donald trump knowing something i didn't expect him to know.

the only times that trump comes across as an adult human being with some grasp of his surroundings is when he talks about real estate. that's the only realm of life where he has any particular knowledge. and even then it's probably not terribly impressive.

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link

honestly i wouldn't be surprised if in an unguarded moment trump had a good word for texan secession. and then in the same breath he'd accuse obama of being a traitor.

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

Hint: not a recent development; not a growing segment, either

― El Tomboto, Friday, June 24, 2016 11:44 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've consistently stood by this belief, thinking that this particular demographic hadn't necessarily grown but had just become louder and more strident in recent years. Maybe Brexit just has me spooked but I'm starting to doubt atm.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

xpost It isn't difficult to find examples of Trump espousing conflicting ideologies within a single long spray of word vomit.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

guys:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CltzHqpWQAA8zs0.jpg

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

in case you can't see, those are golfballs with little swastikas on them

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CltzHqGXIAAtCNL.jpg

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

wtf is that for real? why???

Mordy, Friday, 24 June 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

it was a Satirical Prankster, prob not particularly helpfully.

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Friday, 24 June 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

it is absolutely for real

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

http://gawker.com/trump-delivered-his-scotland-press-conference-surrounde-1782552300

I posted that in the UK Politics thread earlier

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 24 June 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

about sums up how I feel

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link

It looks like Trump is riding one of these

http://www.china-mike.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/30-beijing-police-woman-segway.jpg

Evan, Friday, 24 June 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

xpost Yeah, I'm mostly concerned about the people who will be directly affected by this. That FT excerpt, particularly the bit about a generation of Brits who've now lost the ability to freely live/work/travel throughout Europe, was heartbreaking to consider.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

for my whole life i felt like the "never again" stuff almost needn’t be said because america—much less europe—wouldn’t slip en masse into the same kind of reactionary, vengeful politics that produced WWII

I actually think "never again" was continually present, indeed often used as cover for stuff people already wanted to do. Slobodan Milosevic was the new Hitler, and we needed to intervene because Never Again. Saddam Hussein was the new Hitler, and we needed to intervene because Never Again. Assad is the new Hitler, and we need to intervene because Never Again. Castro, Ghadaffi, Putin, etc.

Domestically speaking I see more hope than is evident here. A significant portion of right-wing spew is in reaction to their feeling the culture has gone too far in the direction of fairness, inclusion, and diversity. Well, why should anybody be surprised that this culture-war shit flames brightest when it feels most threatened? Can't we take a moment to reflect that those imagined "threats" can be read (from the cultural left) as some hints of actual progress - however qualified and incremental?

The poor oppressed cake-baker shit came up because marriage equality became mainstream.

The sudden love for the Confederate Battle flag (among otherwise hyper-patriotic AMERICA doodz) came up because mainstream culture woke up to it not being a cute Bo & Luke Duke bit of nostalgia.

The general whine of "political correctness is strangling this nation" has been brought about by most people not being cool with calling women dogs or mocking the disabled on a national stage.

The bathroom controversies have occurred because mainstream people are becoming just a bit more woke on sexual diversity.

Some of y'all are focusing on how this stuff (all of which is as old as the nation) is coming out into the fore. But I remember when retard jokes were normal and no one objected. Maybe it's worth focusing on the positive aspects of "political incorrectness" being flaunted all the more these days partly BECAUSE it is not - to majority culture - okay anymore. More and more people are calling out racism, more and more people are calling out sexism, more and more people are objecting to rape culture.

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 June 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

The sudden love for the Confederate Battle flag (among otherwise hyper-patriotic AMERICA doodz) came up because mainstream culture woke up to it not being a cute Bo & Luke Duke bit of nostalgia.

This was not "sudden" though, cf your Dukes of Hazzard example among others one could make.

volumetric god rays (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

Sudden, as in, when retailers decided to stop selling them post-Charleston, a whole bunch of people (who had not exactly marched with Longstreet) decided they badly needed to have one. Sudden, as in, when SC tried to remove it from the state capitol grounds, there was much whiny butthurt. Etc.

klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 June 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

Speaking of calling out racism, this wannabe Congresscritter's bullshit popped up on my FB today, and conservatives immediately jumped in to say it wasn't real. Uh yes, it is.

http://ricktylerforcongress.com/

Your post is booming, Puffin. In more lucid moments, I'm absolutely grateful for the fact that the US is in many ways the most progressive it's ever been (although with miles still to go, obvs). The panic keeps me from getting complacent, but I am trying to focus more on the positive because there's lots to be found.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

Is that the 'Make America White Again' motherfucker? Ah, those halcyon days when America was 100% Anglo-Saxon. It's not enough to just be massively racist, you have to be the dumbest racist in the room.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

xp also, Sudden, as in, I travel widely in the VA/WV/MD/PA, and actually saw more (and larger) CBFs flown in the past year than ever before, all evidently with the attitude of "fuck you, don't tell me I can't wave this sucker."

In my childhood in Virginia it was clearly more a reference to 1965 than 1865 - and acknowledged as such. In West Virginia, western Maryland, and Pennsylvania - none of which has much CSA heritage - it was shorthand for a general resistance to Federal power, modernity, and polite society. Also affection for backwardness and cussedness (with, of course, a heapin' helpin' of ugly racism). But as far as I can tell it increased in the last year partly because of the "fuck you, I'll do what I want" factor.

Which, while hideous and ugly and hateful, is some slight evidence that the overall culture has slipped away from these sad-ass hillbilly fuckwads. And they know it.

klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 June 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

I try not to be complacent about the current state of US political progressivism because, however close to their death throes the reactionaries might be, I'm not going to be the one to suffer when the backlash happens, but a lot of my friends are.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 24 June 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

not that it's anything to freak out about yet but clinton is only up .5 points in PA acc to the realclearpolitics average :/

Mordy, Friday, 24 June 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link

xp also, Sudden, as in, I travel widely in the VA/WV/MD/PA, and actually saw more (and larger) CBFs flown in the past year than ever before, all evidently with the attitude of "fuck you, don't tell me I can't wave this sucker."

In my childhood in Virginia it was clearly more a reference to 1965 than 1865 - and acknowledged as such. In West Virginia, western Maryland, and Pennsylvania - none of which has much CSA heritage - it was shorthand for a general resistance to Federal power, modernity, and polite society. Also affection for backwardness and cussedness (with, of course, a heapin' helpin' of ugly racism). But as far as I can tell it increased in the last year partly because of the "fuck you, I'll do what I want" factor.

Which, while hideous and ugly and hateful, is some slight evidence that the overall culture has slipped away from these sad-ass hillbilly fuckwads. And they know it.

When you say "a reference to 1965", do you mean "a reference to the intimidation tactics used against the Civil Rights Movement"? Right now, I'm not seeing how that iteration was more benign than what you're describing as more recent behavior.

volumetric god rays (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

Mainly, massive resistance to school desegregation. No, it was absolutely not more benign than more recent behavior, and didn't intend to imply so.

But I do see glimmers of hope in current objections to overt racism - I can understand why those glimmers aren't much consolation when it's you and your loved ones in the crosshairs.

But it's not like mainstream culture is cheering on guys like the "make America white again" guy. Indeed, there was widespread outcry, lots of negative publicity, and the billboard was taken down quickly.

That would not have been the reaction in 1965. Can we concede that there may have been some progress here is what I am asking.

klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 June 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

I don't think anyone can reasonably deny that progress has been made. I think the more pressing question is "how tenuous is the foundation that this progress has been built upon?"

volumetric god rays (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

^^^ yes

sleeve, Friday, 24 June 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, all these post Brexit dips hits saying "I didn't mean it," "I wish I could vote again, is it too late," or "I didn't think it would actually pass" stuff really underscores the playing with fire aspect of Trump. "It was just a protest vote," "I didn't think he could be elected," "yeah, I don't like immigrants, but I didn't think he would actually deport people and build a wall, I have a lot of Mexican friends!" It could happen. It might happen.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

it won't happen

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

kinda annoyed by all these "it could happen here!" post-mortems, US prez elections are not like UK referendums, no matter what any underlying similarities between electorates are

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

It actually can't. Say what you want about how stupid and backwards the electoral college is but his path to victory is demographically improbable to an extreme.

El Tomboto, Friday, 24 June 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

hey i'm guilty of it feeling like it's more of a possibility then i did yesterday

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 24 June 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

I mean, I get that it is statistically unlikely, or improbably, but the dude cruised into clinching the fucking nomination of one of two major parties in the United States. I take comfort in the odds, but not so much that I think it's impossible. Like all these dummies waking up to a new England.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

All I know is that for all our flaws I am thankful we are a Republic and not a strict democracy, but god help the US if we ever allow national referendum votes of this magnitude.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

when can we vote on a Texit?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 24 June 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

South CaroliNOPE

Minneseeya

Idaloha

Arkansayonara

klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 June 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

I wish.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

I mean, I get that it is statistically unlikely, or improbably, but the dude cruised into clinching the fucking nomination of one of two major parties in the United States. I take comfort in the odds, but not so much that I think it's impossible. Like all these dummies waking up to a new England.

― Josh in Chicag

it's easier to win the nomination of a political party than to win electoral votes

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 June 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

XPS...and it seemed like the Texas secessionist chumps had finally shut up about that shit until this morning.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 June 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

it's easier to win the nomination of a political party than to win electoral votes

Well, yeah. And yet, we've not recently had a dangerous kook of this magnitude easily - and it was easy - make his way to the ballot. Just because shark attacks are statistically unlikely doesn't mean I'm comfortable swimming with one.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

it won't happen

― Οὖτις, Friday, June 24, 2016 4:59 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kinda annoyed by all these "it could happen here!" post-mortems, US prez elections are not like UK referendums, no matter what any underlying similarities between electorates are

― Οὖτις, Friday, June 24, 2016 5:00 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It actually can't. Say what you want about how stupid and backwards the electoral college is but his path to victory is demographically improbable to an extreme.

― El Tomboto, Friday, June 24, 2016 5:03 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm jesus everybody

marcos, Friday, 24 June 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

there is literally a greater chance that obama declares himself dictator and president for life than there is that trump becomes the nominee

― iatee, Wednesday, July 22, 2015 6:22 PM (11 months ago)

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 24 June 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

his getting the nomination was def statistically improbable in July 2015

however, as Alfred notes, party nominations /= general elections, and there are major structural reasons for that.

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

most of the reasons ppl (including myself) thought Trump was a longshot was based on what turned out to be incorrect assumptions not about the GOP electorate but about the GOP establishment - that they would get their shit together behind a single candidate, that they would throw procedural obstacles in Trump's way, that they would encourage attacks on Trump rather than attempts at co-opting his voter base, etc. And they didn't do any of that because their weaklings and cowards.

But the general election is totally different - the voter base is different, the way its structured is different, the requirements for winning are different, the obstacles facing Trump are different, and, perhaps most importantly, his opposition is united, larger, better funded, and better organized. And the united, larger, better funded, better organized party wins presidential elections.

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

even if he loses (which will almost certainly happen)... i still don't enjoy living in a country where 45% or 40% of 35% or whatever% of folks will vote for donald fucking trump for ANYTHING. that's not a country with a healthy electorate.

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 24 June 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

no argument there

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

I wonder how the perceived social unacceptability of a voting choice affects the magnitude of polling error. Like, not just that voters are generally unwilling to admit to intending to make a socially unacceptable vote, but that the strength of the effect would continue to get stronger as the position becomes more repugnant. What I'm saying is that I suspect that Trump will have a much larger than typical "silent" contingent, leading him to outperform the polls.

I know this is addressed by differences between live caller and robo-polls, but some choices (like intent to vote for Trump) might be considered too shameful to admit even to a machine.

Dan I., Friday, 24 June 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

this has made the rounds: http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/trump-supporters-probably-arent-lying-to-pollsters/

Mordy, Friday, 24 June 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

there is literally a greater chance that obama declares himself dictator and president for life than there is that trump becomes the nominee

― iatee, Wednesday, July 22, 2015 6:22 PM (11 months ago)

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, June 24, 2016 4:37 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just thought there was a very high chance of obama declaring himself dictator and president for life. I get most of my political info from morbs.

iatee, Friday, 24 June 2016 22:01 (seven years ago) link

There's still chance

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 24 June 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

remember hope

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 June 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

That Trump has 70% negative approval ratings or whatever is small solace when only 55% of Americans bother to vote. Though I gotta assume some part of his 30% of diehards won't vote, either, because American Ninja Warrior or something is on.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

It reminds me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDoncJckows

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 June 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link

Though I gotta assume some part of his 30% of diehards won't vote, either, because American Ninja Warrior or something is on

this is actually a salient point, given how underfunded GOP GOTV efforts are likely to be. If you don't constantly remind people to vote/drive them to the polls/tell them where their polling place is/make sure they mail their absentee ballot... then people don't really vote.

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 June 2016 22:47 (seven years ago) link

That Trump has 70% negative approval ratings or whatever is small solace when only 55% of Americans bother to vote.
yeah this. sure i can pin my hopes that a bunch of them will just forget to vote, but...

Nhex, Friday, 24 June 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link

ppl all yelling at each other on cnn

Treeship, Friday, 24 June 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

p good. one guy said, "should he (trump) have gone to some left wing european socialist golf club instead? would that make you happy?"

Treeship, Friday, 24 June 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

I don't know guys. Voting for Trump will be a milestone political action for a lot of citizens, and I wouldn't take the risk assuming they won't show up. That's how you end up with Rob Ford, or Brexit.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 24 June 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

It was certainly a weird experience for me watching the results roll in last night and hoping to see low turnouts.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 June 2016 23:48 (seven years ago) link

democracy is great, except when hamas/boris/trump win

mookieproof, Friday, 24 June 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

he will lose but the fires of white populism have been stoked. the democrats need to work on countering trumpism with a progressive counter-narrative that speaks to people's concerns. it's not the dems' "fault" american whites decided to scapegoat immigrants en masse, but they could have done more to prevent at least some of those people from going down that road. imo.

Treeship, Friday, 24 June 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

ppl all yelling at each other on cnn

― Treeship, Friday, June 24, 2016

I've seen that show.

clemenza, Friday, 24 June 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link

it's your fave and idgi

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 June 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

Not the last few months. The Trump din is wearing--I basically tuned out weeks ago.

clemenza, Saturday, 25 June 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

he will lose but the fires of white populism have been stoked. the democrats need to work on countering trumpism with a progressive counter-narrative that speaks to people's concerns. it's not the dems' "fault" american whites decided to scapegoat immigrants en masse, but they could have done more to prevent at least some of those people from going down that road. imo.

― Treeship, Friday, June 24, 2016 7:57 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

always been there one way or another afaic

i'm starting to have an allergic reaction to the whole 'the liberals should wake up to the very notion that there is racism in western countries', as if liberals haven't been victims of racism, xenophobia, sexism and homophobia over past few decades. maybe it just happens that there is whole swaths of the population we simply don't agree with, never did and never will. it's not up to liberals to pander to their bigoted demands (they can't anyway) but them to adapt to a new reality.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 25 June 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link

I just thought there was a very high chance of obama declaring himself dictator and president for life. I get most of my political info from morbs.

a for effort here but yr future predictions will be measured against this one

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 25 June 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link

xp i am not talking about pandering to bigoted demands, i am talking about making sure people know that a progressive government will give them more economic security, that it's not immigrants who made them lose their pensions, etc

Treeship, Saturday, 25 June 2016 00:19 (seven years ago) link

for some people racism, sexism, and homophobia will always be the core of their politics. the dems don't need those people and shouldn't want them. but i am pretty sure there are others who are seduced by hate because it provides them with clear explanations for complex problems.

Treeship, Saturday, 25 June 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

can't believe iatee usta march with me at OWS b4 he went to the darkside *snif*

but lol there is no need for US dictators when there are voters with low standards (no display names plz)

just got a robocall from Obomber telling me to vote for Jerry Nadler (who is in zero danger of losing his primary Tuesday); i listened for at least 8 seconds

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 25 June 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

for some people racism, sexism, and homophobia will always be the core of their politics

Agree completely; Archie Bunker was nonfiction.

However I still think that one reason those guys are spewing their shit with more volume and force these days is the same as the reason they're electorally doomed, which is the same as the reason that (long term) they're culturally doomed as well. Hit a beehive with a baseball bat and the bees will make a lot of noise; it doesn't mean they're winning. They may call the forces arrayed against them "social justice warriors" or "libtards" or "crybullies" or "liberal fascism" or "political correctness," whatevs. They are squealing louder these days - at least partly - because they sense they're losing, in the larger culture.

That was not true 25 or 50 years ago. No one would have challenged "make America white again" guy. No one would have been exercised about bakers or wedding photographers, because the phrase "gay marriage" would have made as much sense as "transatlantic penguin flights." An African American president, or a decent chance at a woman president? Get outta here.

klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 June 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

can't wait for next liberal administration to ensure transatlantic penguin flights

akm, Saturday, 25 June 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

_I just thought there was a very high chance of obama declaring himself dictator and president for life. I get most of my political info from morbs._

a for effort here but yr future predictions will be measured against this one

I think we've entered a world where it's safer just not to make predictions

iatee, Saturday, 25 June 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

can't wait for next liberal administration? Boy, don't I know the feeling! Been a long, long time since 1964.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 25 June 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

^quality post

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 25 June 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

American Ninja Warrior is on?

oculus lump (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 June 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

If people believe that because Brexit won, therefore Trump will win, I offer the following:; if Brexit turns out to be economically disastrous in the coming months, then that might potentially blunt the Trump train's progress, right?

This presents a paradox: American liberals might be forgiven, for rooting for Britain's economy to tank; Trumpoids should be rooting for Britain's economy to succeed.

klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 June 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

short of england being reduced to a radioactive wasteland in the next four months, few american voters will care or connect it in any way with their own issues

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 June 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

Where is england anyway

Οὖτις, Saturday, 25 June 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

I expect few if any Trump voters will connect Brexit's failure or success with their enthusiasm for Trump and his Mexican wall. If somehow the US economy takes a dive between now and November due to Brexit fallout, I think that would be more likely to reinforce their desire for reactionary lashing out than to chasten them into meekly submitting to reasonableness.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 25 June 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

"meekly submit to reasonableness" = new Clinton campaign slogan

klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 June 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

Fucked xxp

Xzibrit late now (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 June 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

wasn't that already her slogan?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 25 June 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

I don't always meekly submit. But when I do, I prefer to meekly submit to reasonableness.

klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 June 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

it's a tough sale -- sure, you're struggling now, but it'll be even worse if we reject (this stimulus package)/(this economic union)/etc

on the bright side, i guess, no matter how belligerent western nativists/populists get, few seem to have the appetite for enlisting

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 June 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

If people believe that because Brexit won, therefore Trump will win, I offer the following:; if Brexit turns out to be economically disastrous in the coming months, then that might potentially blunt the Trump train's progress, right?

before dinner + several drinks tonight, I heard this argument, to my shock, on FOX a couple times.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 25 June 2016 03:11 (seven years ago) link

They have to fill the air somehow, Lord Alfred.

klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 June 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01/22/business/opinion-donald-trump-europe/

Donald Trump singing the "false song of globalism" in 2013:

I've long been a believer in the "look at the solution, not the problem" theory. In this case, the solution is clear. We will have to leave borders behind and go for global unity when it comes to financial stability.

Is this possible? Is this a new frontier? Yes and no. There is the fait accompli strategy -- stay under the radar -- and the passive aggressive strategy, acts of terror used to paralyze and so on -- so the bottom line must be balance. Rationality must rule. There are philosophical approaches to economics. However, at this point, we don't so much need philosophy as we need action. Which way to proceed is the question.

You ask about Europe in crisis as an opportunity for investment. I see the world in crisis at the moment. I'm a firm believer that there are always opportunities whether the markets or up or down, but it requires insight and sometimes creativity to see those opportunities. I have no doubt that the balance we need will be achieved, but it won't happen overnight.

Europe is a tapestry that is dense, colorful and deserving of continued longevity and prosperity. There are many pieces that must be carefully fitted together in order to thrive.

Our challenge is to acknowledge those pieces and to see how they can form a whole that works together well without losing any cultural flavor in the process. It's a combination of preservation along with forward thinking.

Europe is a terrific place for investment. I am proud to have built a great golf course in Scotland after searching throughout Europe for five years for the right location. I've seen many beautiful places.

The future of Europe, as well as the United States, depends on a cohesive global economy. All of us must work toward together toward that very significant common goal.

Treeship, Saturday, 25 June 2016 04:22 (seven years ago) link

whoa, busted

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 June 2016 04:26 (seven years ago) link

This Op-Ed is bizarre because I've seen footage of him strongly arguing for protectionist policies and tariffs as far back as the 80s. He was definitely not saying America's economic destiny was bound to the rest of the world then and he certainly isn't saying it now. So did he just flirt with the idea of mutually beneficial trade deals a few years ago? (Now he seems to imply that in every trade partnership one side "beats" the other.) Or did he just have nothing to do with this op-ed but had someone write something that he hoped would encourage European investment?

Treeship, Saturday, 25 June 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link

what on earth makes you think he cares about consistency

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 June 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link

Idk i guess he doesn't. But the idea that the US is hemmorhaging money by investing overseas and getting nothing in return has been his main political talking point for like 30 years. That pov seems incommensurable with this "we're in it together" schtick, even if he pays lip service to the eurosceptic concern of countries losing their "cultural flavor."

Treeship, Saturday, 25 June 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

We are now closer to having an economic community in the best sense of the term -- we work with each other for the benefit of all.
I think we've all become aware of the fact that our cultures and economics are intertwined. It's a complex mosaic that cannot be approached with a simple formula for the correct pattern to emerge. In many ways, we are in unchartered waters.
The good news, in one respect, is that what is done affects us all. There won't be any winners or losers as this is not a competition. It's a time for working together for the best of all involved. Never before has the phrase "we're all in this together" had more resonance or relevance.

wtf

Treeship, Saturday, 25 June 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link

yeah that's the least trump-esque thing i've ever read!

Though I gotta assume some part of his 30% of diehards won't vote, either, because American Ninja Warrior or something is on.

american ninja warrior is a highly entertaining program

wizzz! (amateurist), Saturday, 25 June 2016 04:45 (seven years ago) link

That doesn't even sound like him xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 25 June 2016 04:47 (seven years ago) link

It's cute my nephews call it super hero training

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 25 June 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link

doesn't end every paragraph with "sad!"

akm, Saturday, 25 June 2016 04:49 (seven years ago) link

there is no fucking way he wrote that op ed

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 25 June 2016 05:14 (seven years ago) link

Wow. Jill Stein is an idiot.

Frederik B, Saturday, 25 June 2016 09:17 (seven years ago) link

Ninja Warrior just started in France and I am stoked. special pit full of rabid foxes added for British contestants yesterday

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 25 June 2016 09:44 (seven years ago) link

there is no fucking way he wrote that op ed

― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, June 25, 2016 12:14 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I doubt he even read that op ed. Who at CNN was even credulous enough to accept and publish that as a legitimate op ed?

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Saturday, 25 June 2016 12:31 (seven years ago) link

american ninja warrior is a highly entertaining program

Everything is better with a dinosaur.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkNmY_Zt5A0

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 25 June 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

T. Rex >>>> Michael Dudikoff

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 25 June 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

the depravity and cynicism of the religious right in their quest for power never ceases to astound

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/06/donald-trump-james-dobson-evangelicals-224799?cmpid=sf#ixzz4Cbvju38d

rmde bob (will), Saturday, 25 June 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

related to that note, about Hillary's participation with United Methodist's women's groups:

-Leap year means 29 days in February and also a steady stream of articles fretting that Democrats need to do more explicit “religious outreach.” In the case of a long-time mainline Protestant like Hillary Clinton, that may seem odd until you remember that for cable news, mainline Protestants don’t count. (Their denominations are shrinking, after all, and have been for decades — so much so that these days they barely outnumber white evangelicals.) “Religious outreach” also doesn’t include Jews, Muslims, “nones,” Sikhs, atheists, or any other religious minorities. What it means, apparently, is obsequious gestures specifically intended to mollify white evangelical Christians.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Saturday, 25 June 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

If people believe that because Brexit won, therefore Trump will win, I offer the following:

http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2016/02/03/2016-electorate-will-be-the-most-diverse-in-u-s-history/

meanwhile the UK electorate is approx 87% white

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Saturday, 25 June 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

extinction is coming for the T-rex!
we are disproving evolution!!!

Nhex, Saturday, 25 June 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

jill stein: "The vote in Britain to exit the European Union (EU) is a victory for those who believe in the right of self-determination and who reject the pro-corporate, austerity policies of the political elites in EU. The vote says no to the EU’s vision of a world run by and for big business."

Mordy, Sunday, 26 June 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link

ha good one dr stein *votes for clinton now*

6 god none the richer (m bison), Sunday, 26 June 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

um, jill?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 June 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

ah yes, a victory for the anti-corporate UKIP.

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 26 June 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

xpost

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 26 June 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

'That's how I roll'

Frederik B, Sunday, 26 June 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

guys george will has left the republican party ;_;

wasn't expecting him to be more principled than james dobson tbh

mookieproof, Sunday, 26 June 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

Back in May:

Conservative Washington Post columnist George Will is a “major loser,” Donald Trump said Wednesday.
Trump’s response follows Will’s April 29 column in the Post, headlined “If Trump is nominated, the GOP must keep him out of the White House.” Should Trump win the nomination, Will argued, conservatives should help him lose every state in the general election.
“Well, George is a major loser,” Trump told MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” following a victory in Indiana that knocked out Ted Cruz, clearing the way for Trump to win the Republican nomination. “You know, he’s a dour guy. Nobody watches him. Very few people listen to him. It’s over for him, and I never want his support.”
Trump said Will has been writing anti-Trump columns since he announced his campaign last summer and suggested the political commentator is sour over his decision not to attend a speech he gave a decade ago in Mar-a-Lago, Trump's palatial Florida estate.
“You know, I had a run-in with him when I was in civilian life,” Trump said. “I didn’t wanna go to one of his speeches at Mar-a-Lago. He made a speech at Mar-a-Lago, and I find him to be a very boring person. You know, he’s boring and dull, and I didn’t go to the speech.”
Trump insisted he didn’t go because he had no reason to, adding that he wasn’t a politician at the time and didn’t think he’d become one.
“I said I just don’t wanna go, and he wanted me to go. And I just, you know, it was one of those things. I had something else to do,” Trump said. “He never forgot it, and he’s a nasty guy. He’s a very nasty guy. But I have to tell you this: Nobody reads him, he has no influence."
If Will had influence, Trump continued, he wouldn’t be phoning into “Morning Joe” right now as the leading Republican presidential candidate.
“Look, let’s face it, I mean, the guy writes a bad column every time he writes a column. I don’t know how often he writes them. I don’t really know.”

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 June 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

lol @ jill stein, wow
rly plsd we slipped out of the grip of austerity by squeezing out of the eu

schlump, Sunday, 26 June 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

You know...um...Trump..... otm?

Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 26 June 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

until David Brooks came along George Will was the Smart Conservative that liberals adduced to show conservatism's intellectualism, so I'm glad both are being set on fire.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 June 2016 03:04 (seven years ago) link

I am so shocked by the Dobson thing, I mean...I did not think james dobson did not actually believe in Christ, I just thought he has a very different sense of Christ than I do, which is fine. you know, it's a hard needle to thread sometimes but one you have to accept. I disagree very very strongly w/him on practically everything but I'd never have said "oh, he's just a charlatan bilking people for money and wanting political power, he has no actual beliefs." but for an ostensible religious leader to buy into trump's naked cynicism about being a Christian when he clearly, like glaringly obviously, does not believe, is just...mystifying and rage-inducing for me

political movement that got its start backing reagan over carter in lack of allegiance to christian principles shocker

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 June 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link

Asked if he had been consulting with his foreign policy advisers over the British result, Mr. Trump seemed to dismiss advisers as a general class: “Honestly, most of them are no good,” he said. “Let’s go to the 14th!”

(•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 26 June 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

I thought he was going to put some great people on it, the best people.

nickn, Sunday, 26 June 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

JCLC otm. how anyone with a shred of self-respect can buy into this bald-faced horseshit will remain one of life's greatest mysteries to me. yeah i know i know tribalism and all that. but it has to be insulting to anyone with an IQ over room temp.

and no, it is NOT the same as HRC pretending to be more (or less) progressive than she actually is.

rmde bob (will), Sunday, 26 June 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

isn't it that, in some sense, the extremity of their evangelicism requires them to take converts at their word and try to help them along? plus all the cynicism and moronicism etc.

j., Sunday, 26 June 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

There's also a flavor of Envangelicalism that prioritizes the conversion experience, the repentance, so much that for the power of Jesus' name to win over a terrible sinner is more valued than an average person. Really a terrible loophole for just asking con men to come along and get saved. And yes, the community has to throw their doors open to such a person because to do anything else would mean doubting Jesus' power to redeem souls.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Sunday, 26 June 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

Ah sorry much what j said.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Sunday, 26 June 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

i can appreciate that (grew up Southern Baptist), but i'd love to see the response from these camps if Clinton were to claim "born again" status

rmde bob (will), Sunday, 26 June 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

Dobson types don't consider Methodism or other forms of Protestantism true Christianity or true capitalism.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 June 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link

just asking con men to come along and get saved

being "saved" is itself a con, so you know, like meets like...

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 26 June 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link

really blowin minds there amateurist

Latest Ipsos-Reuters poll has it 46.6 Clinton, 33.3 Trump, 20.1 neither.

pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Sunday, 26 June 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

can't read either due to article limits, good job old media

Nhex, Sunday, 26 June 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

If past is prologue, then each candidate should improve their numbers after their respective conventions.

If Trump lags similarly badly by mid-September, not only will it indicate a big loss coming, but could easily create a reverse bandwagon with voters jumping off the Trump wagon so as not to be associated with a big loser. They may not jump onto HRC's wagon, but it wouldn't matter. One can hope this comes to pass. It could. He's awful in ways we've never seen in awful candidates before.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 26 June 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

The poll, conducted in the immediate aftermath of a massacre in Orlando that was perpetrated by a man who pledged allegiance to the Islamic State, showed Obama’s approval rating at 56 percent — its highest level in Post polling since May 2011, after the killing of Osama bin Laden.

Obama is more popular now than Republicans George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush in the waning months of their presidencies. Although Obama’s approval rating has not reached the level of former Democratic president Bill Clinton’s in 2000, his standing suggests that he could be a relatively effective surrogate for Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 June 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

I remember staying at a big motel in western North Dakota a couple years ago at the peak of the oil boom and there were easily100 brand new giant white pickups in the lot dwarfing our Honda Fit. I was wondering the other day how many of them have been repoed since then.

joygoat, Sunday, 26 June 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

And wrong thread

joygoat, Sunday, 26 June 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

“You got to cut him some slack,” Dr. Dobson said. “He didn’t grow up like we did.”

He didn't get beaten with a stick from an early age?

Zachary Taylor, Sunday, 26 June 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

dobson on bill clinton in 1998:

https://thewayofimprovement.com/2016/06/25/james-dobson-on-the-character-of-the-president-of-the-united-states

includes words of praise for christian man/courageous public servant/disgraced former baylor president ken starr

mookieproof, Sunday, 26 June 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

see, you have to be Born Again AND be a Republican for it to count (cf Jimmy Carter)

rmde bob (will), Sunday, 26 June 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

or, you know, at least say out loud you are both things.

rmde bob (will), Sunday, 26 June 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link

the born again stuff w/ trump seems so calculated and cynical that i feel like as a believer i would be offended to hear him say it and not relieved. but maybe born again puts more weight into the words + exterior manifestation than judaism does (which theologically often concerns itself w/ internal, or hidden processes, aka p'nimiyut. it's just too obviously bullshit.

Mordy, Monday, 27 June 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link

two corinthians, twice as good as one corinthian

mookieproof, Monday, 27 June 2016 00:15 (seven years ago) link

there's something deeply weird about this particular "born-again" announcement. it's true that evangelical christianity is about the conversion experience and not about the continuing journey, but it also expects sudden, dramatic, and immediate change. dobson asking for patience with trump because he is a "baby christian" is completely at odds with the entire structure of charismatic christianity, which is totally about the sudden heel-face turn. he's supposed to be filled with the spirit of the lord and, basically, be infallible. also to totally renounce his old life. bob dylan's born-again period is a pretty good example here.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Monday, 27 June 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link

...or Daniel Plainview's.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 27 June 2016 08:19 (seven years ago) link

This is a beautiful gem from a CNN story about whether Trump is hurting himself (let's hope!):

Trump's free flowing style and unconventional political persona played a key role in his success in dispatching what had been billed as the most talented crop of Republican primary candidates in a generation.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 June 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link

can't read either due to article limits, good job old media

Try using private/incognito mode

volumetric god rays (DJP), Monday, 27 June 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link

I saw that spin many times during the early stages of the campaign, and I have to think even many GOP party faithful realized that was bullshit, and that part of Trump's appeal was his ability to bully and belittle them and show them up as UNtalented. (Of course many of them are now crawling back to him...) xp

Alternatively

https://i.imgur.com/j1F9yXZ.gif

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 June 2016 13:32 (seven years ago) link

xp

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 June 2016 13:32 (seven years ago) link

I thought it was generally accepted at this point that Trump clambered to the top of the republican heap because a) name recognition, b) no one took him seriously until it was too late, and c) this was arguably the least talented crop of Republican primary candidates in a generation (and certainly the most 'who's that?' crop as far as the general public is concerned). Oh and also d) super racist, you can't even believe how racist.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 June 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link

I got the impression that if you were following political news at all (even if you were ignoring horse-race stuff), you'd probably have heard of Cruz, Rubio, Bush, Carson, Fiorina, Perry, Santorum - though the last two from their time in the spotlight last time.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 27 June 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

having a super-crowded field splitting the traditional conservative vote while you rake in 100% of the crazy racist shitbag vote definitely helped matters a bit

frogbs, Monday, 27 June 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

Carson was new to the political stage, Fiorina was a washed-up corporate type who'd lost a Senate race years ago, Perry was a major loser from last time - Bush, Rubio, and Walker were the people with the hype around them before Trump jumped in the ring. Maybe Santorum I guess. Cruz was radioactive to party types. Then there were the further "second-tier debate only" clown-car characters... the notion that these sixteen people were some murderer's row of all-star Republican talent is laughable. I'm not sure if they have great candidates waiting in the wings but if they did they'd probably have stayed home to avoid facing Hillary Clinton. The people who were supposed to be the front-runners turned out to have baggage they couldn't get around and/or really awful campaign/debate skills, with or without Trump.

If the year had started with some actually really popular, charismatic, good-campaigner Generic Republican with reasonable name recognition, a lot of the clowns would not have even been trying in the first place, and it certainly would not have gotten to where Trump could lead a 17-person field while polling at 20-25%. Like... some ex-general who'd written a best-seller and talked about low taxes and small businesses a lot, in a folksy but seasoned kinda voice, and was not the brother of George W. Bush... I really think half these goobers would have never gotten in, and Trump would have ended up a Pat Buchanan. I realize this is fanfic and that person did not, it seems, exist, but "the most talented crop" etc. is just lolsy.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Monday, 27 June 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

I was surprised this year to learn what a dweeb Rubio was. Previously, I had only heard mutterings of him as a fresh faced "rising star" in the GOP.

Treeship, Monday, 27 June 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

It's really difficult to wrap my head around how hapless the republicans have become. I mean, I'm pretty psyched about it, but it's baffling nonetheless.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 June 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

in-breeding will do that

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 June 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

“Donald Trump says he'll make America great again,” Warren said, invoking Trump’s ubiquitous campaign slogan. “It's right there. It's stamped on the front of his goofy hat. You want to see goofy? Look at him in that hat.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 27 June 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I should have made clearer that I was only addressing the "Who's that?" aspect - they are clowns to a man (or woman).

I've said it before, though, but these are the big guns - when it was Mitt vs Santorum vs Perry in 2012, Right-wing pundits were begging and pleading for Jeb Bush, Bobby Jindal, Chris Christie, Mike Huckabee and Rubio to come on down and save us from this - conventional wisdom was that they were keeping their powder dry against a popular president, but 2016 would be when titans would walk the earth again.

(or, Old Lunch OTM)

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 27 June 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

it's not just that the republican candidates are terrible- it's that the republican party is dysfunctional to a point where it actively hamstrings anybody attempting to display the qualities that would make for good leadership. a lot of present-day conservatives' tactics have been cribbed from the sixties' left- this seems to include their factionalism and self-destructiveness.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Monday, 27 June 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

They should take their post-Obama assessment to heart and take a few elections off.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

surely there is a good republican somewhere who could have run. but I can't think of a single one.

akm, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

Eastwood could've taken it if he wasn't 114.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 June 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

I mean, I don't think he would've been a good choice, but better than Trump and probably able to take the nomination. Gotta think outside the box!

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 June 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

xps RNC seems to be sitting this election out, tbh.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 27 June 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

here in indiana the most frequent claim is that mitch daniels could have taken any of the clowns they had to offer, but given what happened to kasich i have to regard the claim with a certain skepticism. theoretically ben sasse has potential, but i fully expect him to have been completely ruined one way or another by 2020.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Monday, 27 June 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

I remember Bush and Rubio being awaited with bated breath, and maybe a little bit of rumbling around Christie as the potential to be whatever these same people thought Giuliani was going to be in 2008. But was Huckabee really expected to be something he hadn't been the last time around? Jindal might have looked good to some in 2012 but did anybody still feel that way by the start of 2015 with (like Christie) his home-state popularity in the toilet and no accomplishments to his name? I agree, though, that the structural problems are there.

I'm sure we've discussed this before, but the donor pool and Citizens United undoubtedly played a role also; the Republican primary rules and calendar are designed for a world where factional candidates take 2nds and 3rds in the first contests, but are unable to keep the money going and are forced to exit, leading to the rapid emergence of a consensus front-runner. Now they stick around, at least long enough to convince each of the viable candidates that if they just stick around a little longer they'll emerge as the consensus candidate. If things worked the way they do now in 1999-2000 it's possible George W. Bush would have struggled to get the nomination. I dunno.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Monday, 27 June 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

I've said it before on this thread, but watch out for Nikki Haley. Relatively young governor who has decent political instincts (declined to support transgender bathroom legislation in SC, supported bringing down the Confederate flag in the capital) and at least appears to project an aura of competence. Also gender, racial background, etc.

Gatemouth, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

I feel like it's easy to look at the GOP field as a total batch of jokers now, but I bet 3-4 of them would have been a "solid" GOP nominee as recently as 2008. I think this:

the republican party is dysfunctional to a point where it actively hamstrings anybody attempting to display the qualities that would make for good leadership.

…is totally otm. Everyone on their side of the aisle liked this fine 6 years ago when that nutso energy allowed them to take the legislative branch and all the statehouses, when it provided a counter-Obama boost. But the people "in charge" have either no way of harnessing it or no interest in doing so, and now anyone who seems "legitimate" has multiple strikes against them going into a GOP primary.

intheblanks, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

i feel like the dumbest thing that the GOP donor class did was backing Jeb early, not realizing that the Bush name means vastly different things to the American public than it does to Republican elites.

intheblanks, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

i very much enjoyed it when they started referring to arch-tea-party candidate marco rubio as a "mainstream candidate". by 2020 matt bevin will be too "mainstream" for the republican party base.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Monday, 27 June 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

the donor pool and Citizens United undoubtedly played a role also

this is getting overlooked a lot, I think, maybe partly because it was such an unexpected effect of the CU ruling. Everybody assumed (wrongly, apparently) that CU would benefit the GOP, but all it really did was allow loser candidates to remain bankrolled for way longer than was justified, totally fucking up the primary in the process.

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, all that money thrown at Jeb really might as well have been thrown in the trash. Trump was born to go after guys like that, and effectively, but Bush was an awful candidate even if you bracketed out the name problem. If those same early dollars had been put into someone like Kasich - who wasn't exactly great on the stump, but was clearly the kind of candidate a Bush-backer would have wanted - then who knows what might have been? Or if the Bushes themselves had enough self-awareness and perspective for Jeb to have just said "uh, I think I should probably sit this thing out and work from behind the scenes" or w/e.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

it's easy to understand why they thought jeb would work - he has that softness that conveys "compassionate conservatism" which in the old model was essential to getting centrist support, and he was moderate on immigration and from FL which gave him an advantage in a major swing state and among latino voters who after 2012 every republican pundit agreed needed to be wooed. ultimately both those things - his personality and his appeal to minority voters - turned out to be disadvantages among the GOP base in the current political climate, but that's more bc of a radicalized nativist base - not necessarily that there's anything inherently wrong with jeb (well and the last name bit which is not minor but generally speaking if any party would be okay with a retread of a not previously v successful presidential family you'd think it would be the Republicans).

Mordy, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

yes I suspect the GOP underestimated the number of swing-able voters the way the Dems used to. We're too polarized, so there's no reason why a modern conservative party would run a Jeb!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

jeb alone in the miami airport is some kind of something

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl-Fx6PWMAAbH6V.jpg:large

goole, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

please clap

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

lonely guy just thinking baout things

riverine (map), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

I agree that Haley seems at least on the surface to be as good of a candidate as the GOP could hope for at this point, but the white nationalist faction Trump has mobilized wouldn't vote for her in a million years right now. That wing is going to have to be convinced that its best bet to actually see its values and principles enacted is to swallow whatever the Republican Party feeds it (like Dems are hoping Sanders supporters do with Hillary). If it decides not to buy what the GOP's selling though, you might just see the Repubs cleave in two. And of course they'd have no one to blame but themselves, for spending years now blaming everything on "political correctness."

evol j, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

So what are the odds that Warren is Clinton's VP? Is there any doubt at this point?

Darin, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

please clap

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, June 27, 2016 2:14 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lonely guy just thinking baout things

― riverine (map), Monday, June 27, 2016

I've been in that terminal; it's usually packed. Guess security wanted the terminal to mirror the topography of Jeb's! mind.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

Want to paint a series of desolate landscapes with Jeb! somewhere in the background, looking forlornly at his shoes.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

plenty of doubt about warren

global tetrahedron, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

kaine and castro both seem like legit alternatives but u gotta think dnc likes the optics of hillary/warren

Mordy, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

Certainly Clinton is a least testing the waters with the joint appearances. I guess it's possible that she's only on board as an attack dog, but that seems unlikely.

Darin, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

the last sentence is a pearl:

"She said she's 5 percent Native American. She was unable to prove it. She used the fact that she was Native American to advance her career," Trump said, as quoted by NBC News. "Elizabeth Warren is a total fraud. I know it. Other people who work with her know it. Elizabeth Warren is a total fraud."

"She made up her heritage which I think is racist," he continued. "I think she's a racist actually, because what she did was very racist."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

the most racist, just unbelievable, the racism

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

that's what some people are saying anyway. I would never say that.

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

"I think she's a racist actually, because what she did was very racist."

Unassailable logic there. I think Trump is an idiot actually, because what he said was very idiotic.

This has become a tack of racists lately. Probably spearheaded by Trump. Calling me out for saying something racist is totally racist!

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

god knows I'm no Clinton fan but who was saying in May that she's gonna be in trouble once he starts campaigning in the general election?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

xpost It's all about muddying the waters as much as possible and blurring the lines between reality and whatever world is occupied by people who view Trump as a leader.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile in "pathetic footnote" news:

Failed presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is paying $25,000 for playing "Eye of the Tiger" at a rally last year without the band's permission, CNNMoney has discovered.

Huckabee played the triumphant song by the band Survivor at a rally he held for Kim Davis, the Kentucky county clerk who refused to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples.

But Huckabee never paid for the rights -- so his campaign got sued for copyright infringement.

He recently agreed to a confidential settlement with Rude Music. That company is owned by the Survivor guitarist who cowrote the song, Frankie Sullivan.

They settled out of court, and it came to light when Huckabee listed the $25,000 cost as a campaign expense on federal election records. A payment to Rude Music is listed as a "legal settlement" for "copyright infringement."

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Monday, 27 June 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

the donor pool and Citizens United undoubtedly played a role also

this is getting overlooked a lot, I think, maybe partly because it was such an unexpected effect of the CU ruling. Everybody assumed (wrongly, apparently) that CU would benefit the GOP, but all it really did was allow loser candidates to remain bankrolled for way longer than was justified, totally fucking up the primary in the process.

― Οὖτις, Monday, June 27, 2016 10:57 AM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Agreed, there's a section near the end of Jane Mayer's Koch book that talks about how members of the press corps decided CU wasn't a big deal, since the super-PACs weren't coordinated enough to unseat Obama in 2012. But there have been all these other effects of CU, effects that are in no way subtle, that a lot of pundit-types have totally ignored.

intheblanks, Monday, 27 June 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

Want to paint a series of desolate landscapes with Jeb! somewhere in the background, looking forlornly at his shoes.

― There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch)

George could do this. Rub it in even further.

nickn, Monday, 27 June 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

I think Warren is there to attract the hard core Bernie supporters, since she is well-liked by them. I did see fb stuff calling her a sell-out when she endorsed Clinton, but that is the fringe, I think.

nickn, Monday, 27 June 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

Calling me out for saying something racist is totally racist!

This just happened to me on Facebook, dudes defending Make America White guy on the grounds of freedom of speech, and how "liberals" are the first to attack and name-call anyone who doesn't agree with their beliefs. (With the disclaimer that they don't identify as conservative, they're just defending his freedoms.)

Blocked.

"This has become a tack of racists lately. Probably spearheaded by Trump. Calling me out for saying something racist is totally racist!"

ah, yes, the "i'm rubber, you're glue" tactic.

"I think Warren is there to attract the hard core Bernie supporters, since she is well-liked by them. I did see fb stuff calling her a sell-out when she endorsed Clinton, but that is the fringe, I think."

does bernie still have non-fringe support at this point? i mean he did lose the primary pretty conclusively.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Monday, 27 June 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

When did jeering at someone because you think their ideas are stupid or ugly or hurtful or just plain bad become an attack on their freedom of speech? That's attacking their ideas, not their speech. To attack their speech itself requires an attempt to silence them, not ridicule them.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

sounds like something a racist would say

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

Warren's pretty well-liked by a lot of Democrats, not just Bernie fans. She's a rising figure within the party, it makes sense that she'd be out on the trail. Honestly this was probably her year to go for President, thought I suspect she may not actually want that job.

intheblanks, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

Also she has the added bonus of getting under Trump's skin, forcing him to go on a particularly lame attack route. I can't imagine all this "goofy Pocahontas" stuff plays to anyone who isn't deep within the Republican base. As shown above, Trump has to explain the whole backstory of the insult in a way he didn't have to do with "Lyin' Ted" or "Little Marco."

intheblanks, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

Xp

Bernie definitely has non-fringe support. The core of his support, at least among young people I know, was based on how he foregrounded issues of economic equality. The bros/purists were a marginal faction imo.

Treeship, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

trump's son is a scam artist like his dad

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/26/us/politics/cambridge-whos-who-trump-brand.html

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

he's also ugly

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

some award-winning documentary filmmaker needs to do a really classy, multi-episode miniseries about the trumps and their history of racism and swindling, and get it on HBO or something. so many people would watch, and it could do some good.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

they should get the best documentarians, the greatest people.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

some of those documentarians, they make good documents, and some of them are the best documents in the world

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

there's not enough time between now and November for that to happen tbh

although it may happen afterwards, the post-mortems on this election are gonna be voluminous

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

there's not enough time between now and November for that to happen tbh

I bet most of us could string together 88 minutes of clips pretty easily.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 June 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

does bernie still have non-fringe support at this point? i mean he did lose the primary pretty conclusively.

― hypnic jerk (rushomancy)

What Treeship said, and if my fb feed is any indication, some people seem convinced that when *all* the California votes are counted he will be ahead. Many also use #writeinbernie or some such hashtag.

nickn, Monday, 27 June 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

He'll win California, that is, not that he'll lead overall delegates. They're deluded but not crazy.

nickn, Monday, 27 June 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

(xposts) I was at a film yesterday, and during the previews an image of Trump flashed by from this:

http://www.sho.com/the-circus-inside-the-greatest-political-show-on-earth

Any good? I take it they've aired a few episodes already--don't know anything about it.

clemenza, Monday, 27 June 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

What Treeship said, and if my fb feed is any indication, some people seem convinced that when *all* the California votes are counted he will be ahead. Many also use #writeinbernie or some such hashtag.

― nickn

but aren't these the same people who are denouncing elizabeth warren for endorsing clinton? on my feed they are.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Monday, 27 June 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

I'm surprised people think that, Bernie would have to win something like 85% of the uncounted ballots to take California, which, well, seems pretty unlikely.

intheblanks, Monday, 27 June 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

to rushomancy:
Yes, but the greater % of Bernie fans will likely feel OK with HRC with Warren's approval.

to intheblanks:
They seem sure that it's not a random selection of uncounted votes, but that there's malfeasance afoot and Bernie votes were "conveniently lost."

nickn, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

So, maybe they are crazy, I was being polite.

nickn, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

Anyone denouncing Warren for appearing with Clinton seriously need to understand that democracy works on compromise.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

I dunno, that thing just now in the UK sure seems uncompromising

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 02:45 (seven years ago) link

Probably more accurate to say American democracy works on compromise, because we elect trustees, not delegates (to borrow from actual poli sci terms).
Democracy that runs on true delegates and/or plebiscites works a little differently.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

Henry Paulson just endorsed Hillary. What a sad loser.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link

Henry Paulson is all about whatever he thinks is best for Wall Street and big finance. In a choice between HRC and Donald the winner in that sweepstakes is a no-brainer.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

re Paulson - the one endorsement that likely seals my brother-in-law's vote for Hil.

(very Republican finance guy who sadly isn't averse to dabbling in Clinton conspiracy theories when drunk and using phrases like "climate alarmists")

rmde bob (will), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 11:06 (seven years ago) link

i don't really have any contact with right-wing "thought" beyond what appears on my trending feed, but is it me, or have what's left of the republicans been turning up the distraction machine full force this weekend? it's a little bit strange because they seem to be saying, in effect, "PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN IN FRONT OF THE CURTAIN!"

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 12:40 (seven years ago) link

on James Dobson's comments re: Trump's conversion and what happens when shit you say blithely to a gullible Evangelical radio audience leaks outside of the tribe.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 14:04 (seven years ago) link

went for a bike ride through my hometown the other day. a good amount of trump signs. i felt a mix of loathing and embarrassment for them.

Treeship, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

in any case it was surprising. these would mostly be conservatives of the old school waspy bent we're talking about.

Treeship, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

This has become a tack of racists lately. Probably spearheaded by Trump. Calling me out for saying something racist is totally racist!

― There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 June 2016 19:43 (Yesterday)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzPBn5SLcxE

AlanSmithee, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

http://m.chron.com/news/politics/article/Trump-says-Texas-won-t-secede-if-he-s-president-8328266.php

"Texas will never do that because Texas loves me," Donald Trump told reporters in Scotland on Friday. "Texas would never do that if I'm president."

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

lol House Committee gives up (finally) on BENGHAZIGATE

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/29/us/politics/hillary-clinton-benghazi.html?_r=0

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

Thank goodness we'll never, ever hear anyone evoke Benghazi again!

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

his campaign is such a clusterfuck that atm my concern is that they do end up dropping him. at this pt whatever damage they incur by overturning the primary results might still not be as bad as running him on the ballot in November

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

throwing someone else on the ballot would be disastrous, it would totally undermine/derail nat'l party organization (or what's left of it anyway). so I'm kinda hoping they do it (p sure they won't though)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

Feeling briefly optimistic... Wouldn't it be something if this disastrous election forced the republicans to ultimately take more moderate stands in order to differentiate themselves from the splinter faction that will surely form in the wake of Trump's defeat? I get that there are any number of other reasons why republicans are speaking out against him (the dearth of funding trickling to downticket races being just one), but I have to say that it's heartening to see some people drawing a line in the sand when I figured the majority would just roll over for any jackass who won the nomination.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

principle has nothing to do with it, these people are all facing electoral realities and want to keep their jobs

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

You'd hope that the voters punish republicans for their intransigence and shitty governing by taking away their control of the congress - and consequently forcing them to moderate if they want to be relevant again. But between gerrymandering and their ideological rigidity it's v easy to imagine 8 more years of gridlock. At some pt right wing voters who actually want legislation to address some of our country's problems need to realize that the eternal obstructionism isn't healthy.

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

right wing voters don't want legislation, generally speaking

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

unless it's to imprison doctors who perform abortions

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

Depends which ones I guess. From where I'm standing it doesn't seem like anyone in the republican base has much of a consistent ideology of governance.

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

I don't think they believe in governance

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

It's cool. The impending liberal majority in the SC will take care of business while they gridlock themselves into total irrelevance.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

legislation works faster than courts, is the thing. and is better at responding to crises.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

er better FOR responding to crises

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

Like after so long of the gov refusing to do anything to help them trump voters have skipped the step of getting responsive law makers in place and jumped directly to fuck the division of powers only a strongman executive can save us. Why not take a step back and just vote for legislators who want to pass legislation and save the dictatorship for later (I know the answer to this I mean the question rhetorically - fascism is always more fun for authoritarian types)

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

Re: that Jill Stein quote upthread:

http://www.forwardprogressives.com/green-party-jill-stein-busted-cover-up-praise-bigotry-driven-brexit/

volumetric god rays (DJP), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

Oh newtiekins:
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/06/newt-gingrich-trump-poll-224882

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

xpost It's amazing how many people still don't understand how the internet works.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

Are you talking about Stein or the dude complaining about her, because honestly I can see the argument either way.

volumetric god rays (DJP), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

I don't think she's a bigot I think she's just ignorant

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

Mostly Stein for thinking she could just cover her tracks.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

Someone should have Megyn Kelly walk over and explain those poll results to Newt.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

like she probably read one (1) counterintuitive counterpunch article on the topic of brexit and based her opinion on it w/out getting more information. in general she does not seem v curious or particularly bright or educated to me. cf her homeopathy views + vaccination agnosticism.

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

Imagine if Hillary had tried to pull that...

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

she is the head of the establishment

lol

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

http://i2.wp.com/www.forwardprogressives.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/JillStein.jpg

this is pretty lol

iatee, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

In similar 'the internets, how do they work' and 'wow, if Hillary tried to pull the shit pulled by people who oppose Hillary' news: Newly-Hired Trump Aide Deletes Tweets About "Sleazy Donald" for Some Reason.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

"And if he's within five points he'll just beat her. I mean, look what happened with Brexit," Gingrich said. "What happens is the elites, the establishment all pile on. The average citizen will not tell pollsters the truth. You get much better results for Trump for example in a computerized online poll than a telephone poll because people don't want to tell the pollster something they think is not socially acceptable."

Even Trump's supporters recognize that voting for him is socially unacceptable.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

this is pretty lol

an instant classic imo

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1Sz35Nz.jpg

we are coming to you live from a pile of recyclables alongside the mighty monongahela river

mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

@USChamber
Under Trump's trade plans, we would see higher prices, fewer jobs, and a weaker economy

sad!

mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

I'm really hoping for some producer or engineer at a news station to set up Trump to say something stupid on the air, Lonesome Rhodes-style.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

lol he's so bad at this
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-fundraising-british-members-parliament

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

i'm not about to start giving a shit what the US chamber of commerce thinks

goole, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

a now familiar story: someone speaks ill of trump, his place of employment gets swarmed by MRA anime nazis

https://newrepublic.com/article/134534/told-truth-donald-trump-rally-trolls-threatened-life

goole, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

re trump hitting up MPs

why the fuck is he doing this? does he think they have extra 'leave' campaign money sitting around they just want to give to some loud american asshole to do what with exactly?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

is that even legal?

akm, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

legality was my first thought too - isn't it still against the law for foreign government officials to contribute cash to US political campaigns? or did CU gut that too I can't remember

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

not legal.

akm, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

Like, I wish I could chalk this up to him being a crook (or at least an attempted crook) but, as always, all signs seem to point only to him being incompetent as fuck.

I genuinely think anyone who inherited what he did and had the same perpetual lack of self-reflection could fall ass backwards into the same success that he's had.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

this is one of the 92 tweets donald trump has liked?

https://twitter.com/billinwaco/status/698034361837355008

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

this'll win those voters over!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/michael-cohen-hillary-tweet-trump-000000005.html

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

They should investigate her for that ASAP.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

maybe get a congressional panel set up or something

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

Don't know if anyone's posted this yet, but I thought this piece by Chris Arnade makes some interesting points:

Why Trump voters are not "complete idiots" - parts 1 and 2

https://medium.com/@Chris_arnade/trump-politics-and-option-pricing-or-why-trump-voters-are-not-idiots-1e364a4ed940#.35t0dyozp
https://medium.com/@Chris_arnade/why-trump-voters-are-not-complete-idiots-part-two-what-should-hillary-do-7cfcbd7aa19e#.vv9r51uis

o. nate, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

Really great and a much more articulate take on what I've been saying for a while - lots of people just want to see things get shaken up. Can't doubt that Trump will do that.

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

I'm going to go out on a limb and say those posts seem kind of patronizing, and reiterate a lot of conventional wisdom (concluding that clinton should highlight the risks of a trump presidency), with well-shot photographs interspersed.

chinavision!, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link

this story about trump's emails going to MPs is my favorite bizarre campaign story right now - josh at talking points memo has since heard from MPs in australia and iceland who also got multiple trump campaign emails bashing crooked hillary and asking for money. what the hell - what kind of list did he buy??

suspect it's the tip of the iceberg of bad campaign practices ranging from unprofessional to actually illegal.. like they never thought they'd get this far so i just wonder how many corners they cut along the way

trump giving a speech literally in front of a pile of garbage today was pretty good too

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 06:49 (seven years ago) link

you know the party's desperate when it resorts to camouflage

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 07:27 (seven years ago) link

today I was reminded of "please clap" and realized that this has definitely been the greatest election cycle of my life so far

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

It's fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out.

pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

yeah, but we'll always have Trump giving a speech in front of a pile of literal garbage

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

I don't know if anything will ever top Palin being interviewed while a turkey is killed in the background.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

If I hadn't read those links that o.nate shared in the wrong order, I wouldn't have read them at all. The setup is that there are only two kinds of people in the world and Trump voters are one them. Gross.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

I guess I can see some of the reasoning behind supporting a candidate like Trump but then you realise that candidate actually is Trump and that's just unforgivable.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

xp it's cool, all you have to do is wait 24 hours and you'll get to read something even dumber! And here it is!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/i-hate-donald-trump-but-he-might-get-my-vote/2016/06/28/ddeee5f8-398d-11e6-9ccd-d6005beac8b3_story.html

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

xxpost It's an oversimplification but in a larger sense it isn't inaccurate, at least inasmuch as there's a broad array of people with differing belief systems but who ultimately agree on the importance of maintaining a civil society with some sort of order and there are those who won't be content until the external world matches the morass of illogical chaos that exists inside their minds.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

I think I got like fifteen words into that WaPo op ed before I vomited all over my keyboard. Almost worse than the stereotypical Trump voter is the dickhole who tries to sound smart about supporting Trump and betrays his fourth grade-level understanding of how the world works.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

You don't have to be a complete idiot to support Trump, but you'd have to be a complete idiot to support Trump with no serious reservations. And if you have serious reservations, why would you support him? You'd have to be an idiot. It'd be like Brexit redux. "What? Yeah, I voted for him, but I didn't think it would count! Don't we get another vote? As a low income blue collar worker of Mexican descent and a recent convert to Islam, I had no idea he would try to deport me and my family!" As a member of the 1% I had no idea his election would destroy our economy, or that we would bomb Iran thinking they were hosting Isis, if I knew all that I never would have voted for him!"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

Many Trump supporters are, I'm sure, undereducated and underinformed and straight-up misinformed by various 'news' outlets. But if you pay the slightest attention to politics or have the slightest understanding of history or foreign policy or economics (and I mean the slightest) and you still support Trump, I feel completely comfortable calling you an idiot.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

Or a nihilist. There's probably some overlap there.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

And please don’t try to stereotype us. We’re not uneducated, uninformed, unemployed or low-income zealots. We’re affluent, well-educated, gainfully employed and successfully retired.

I found this part particularly galling, since the pervasive reverse stereotype is that Democratic voters do so because they are unemployed and want free stuff.

So the op-Ed writer rejects stereotyping except for that which they do themselves and find worthwhile or self-congratulatory?

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

If I hadn't read those links that o.nate shared in the wrong order, I wouldn't have read them at all. The setup is that there are only two kinds of people in the world and Trump voters are one them. Gross.

eh, not really. the idea is that there are people who want things to change and people who want things to stay the same. the people who want change aren't necessarily Trump voters but they may be making a calculated gambit, knowing that positive or negative, Trump is the most likely to bring real change into their lives. so it's Hillary's job to convince that segment that any change Trump brings about is almost certainly not going to benefit them.

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

I'm sure we would get some serious change by just picking any random American citizen to be our new president but I fail to see how that would be a responsible decision. I could get me some change by jamming my fist into a running garbage disposal, as well.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

well, that seems like a nonsense argument. there is no "i like things fine just the way they are" vote in this election. the past eight years have been a time of some pretty massive changes. the only choice is what sort of change you want, so the "calculated gambit" trump voters are making is that the sort of change trump represents will be more favorable to them than the current sort of change. except it's not a calculated gambit, because they're ignoring all of the actual data involved in the gambit.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

The problem might seriously be more about people's demand for immediate gratification. Things are changing/have changed plenty but it's often gradual. Catastrophic political change isn't usually a positive, and it often has all sorts of unforeseen consequences.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

"A growing body of literature has linked the ability to delay gratification to a host of other positive outcomes, including academic success, physical health, psychological health, and social competence."

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

that wapo op-ed is fucking ridiculous since he makes no clear justification that Hillary represents the things he claims to dislike: 'safe spaces', "turn the United States into a politically correct, free-milk-and-cookies, European-style social democracy where every kid (and adult, too) gets a trophy just for showing up", etc... why in the world is he under the impression that she represents this? (I mean, I know why he does; because she's a 'librul woman'; but why doesn't he just fucking say that?

akm, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

Yeah that's the part that drives me mad. There have been more guns sold and more illegals deported under the Obama administration than in any administration in history. And yet there is a pretty-fucking-large swath of the population convinced that Obama/Hillary would love to repeal the 2nd amendment and open up the border. And now they've got a candidate who LITERALLY SAYS EXACTLY THAT during campaign speeches.

So you've got one side which realizes that we are dealing with complex issues where moving the knob too far in one direction could cause unintended consequences down the road, and another that just shouts "The solution is easy, but I can't say it because of political correctness!! You're being cheated, people, plain and simple!!"

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

Obama could have spent eight years fulfilling every republican's wishes point-by-point and a sizeable percentage of them would still think he was a secret Muslim and the worst president ever.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

haters gonna..

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

isn't that what happened in the summer of '11?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

neat little magic trick how Obama turned Heritage/90s moderate GOP/Romney's health care plan and GOP-favored market based emissions trading into the diabolical scheme of a communist dictatorship on Jan 19, 2009.

rmde bob (will), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

It's a pretty simple trick, really. Just add melanin.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

A variation on the 'just add estrogen' trick we're likely to see over the next 4-8 years.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

yep this fresh new take on the Destruction of Our Republic will do nicely to fill a lot of air time & create content $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

rmde bob (will), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

(not to mention stymie p much any practical legislation)

rmde bob (will), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

Nate Silver's back.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

what, Utah isn't blue yet?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

GOP convention clown shoes

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

this is going to be the most entertaining/frightening GOP convention since... the last one

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

fingers crossed for Vince McMahon appearance

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

the nuge skipping the convention for the state fair circuit, i see

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

Intensities in Ten Other Cities

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

lol xp

ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

lol xp

oculus lump (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

so so so bummed this in cleveland

marcos, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

my favorite part:

Trump has called for a glitzier affair, telling The Washington Post in April that “it’s very important to put some showbiz into a convention, otherwise people are going to fall asleep. We don’t have the people who know how to put showbiz into a convention.”

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

breathing a sigh of relief that Tom Brady isn't on the list

Has Mike Tyson's reputation been rehabilitated to the point where he's considered an acceptable spokesperson for the GOP? Not that the bar's particularly high...

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

that adult swim cartoon is pretty funny, i have to admit

Nhex, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

There have been more guns sold and more illegals deported under the Obama administration than in any administration in history.

Says you. Personally, I woke up the other day with all my guns missing and swimming in more illegals than ever before. Thanks, Obama. Or should I say, O-Hitler.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

weird I just read that gun ownership is at a 30-year low

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

but hey who cares about facts

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

The percentage of Americans who own guns has dropped. But the Americans who do own guns own more of them, on average, than ever before. So rather than a gun in every home, it's a bunch of gun-less people and some redneck fuckstain two blocks over with a goddamn arsenal in his basement.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

I think its just each gun owner has like 10 each now instead of 1 measly ass lil bitch gun

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:31 (seven years ago) link

right

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link

I myself have replaced all of my limbs with guns. In fact, right now I am typing with an AR-15.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link

Just one? What are gonna do when 14 bears invade your home to eat your children and steal your blurays?

6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link

I'll set my dogs that shoot bees out of their mouths on them

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

not enugh to protect u from libtards and klinton

akm, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

Can we get some DeviantArt people to draw this configuration of shakey, with bee-shotgun-mouth dogs for feet and assault rifles for arms and some Greek letters for a head I guess

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

dogbeeshar-15topus

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link

lmao

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

and sometimes the Clintons are just dumb:

Attorney General Loretta Lynch met with former president Bill Clinton at the airport in Phoenix this week — an encounter that she described as “primarily social,” but one that drew instant attention because of the Justice Department’s ongoing investigation into the email practices of his wife, Hillary, while she was secretary of state.

Lynch confirmed the meeting, first reported by ABC15 and others, publicly saying it occurred at the airport where she had just landed for a stop on her nationwide tour of law enforcement agencies. She said that she, her husband and the former president discussed their travels, the former president’s grandchildren and the golf he had played in Arizona.

“No discussions were held on any cases or anything of that,” Lynch said, “and he didn’t raise anything about that either.”

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 June 2016 12:49 (seven years ago) link

Trump's advice, according to Carr: “Whatever you do, don’t apologize,” Trump said. “You never hear me apologize, do you? That’s what killed Jimmy the Greek way back. Remember? He was doing okay ’til he said he was sorry.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

People who would be at Trump's convention if they weren't dead: list them all

Jimmy the Greek
Morton Downey, Jr.
Ed Koch

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

Joan Rivers

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

Joe Paterno! How's Paterno doing?

frogbs, Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/5zbJpaQq0ZI

this is literally killing me right now

frogbs, Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

Joe Paterno! How's Paterno doing?

was doing okay til he said he was sorry died

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 June 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link

really nice from poland there eh?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

whoops

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

http://www.mediaite.com/online/trump-jokes-about-mexican-plane-getting-ready-to-attack-above-his-rally/

getting harder every day to believe this guy isn't intentionally sabotaging his own campaign

frogbs, Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

why ascribe intelligence when the simpler explanation is that he's a fucking moronic clown, occam's razor etc.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXLqCyJAE5k

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 30 June 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

We're looking at that

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 30 June 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

I can't understand what she says there. "Get rid of all these" whatnow?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 June 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

Heebee Jahbees?

Some sort of portmanteau of heebee jeebees and hijab, I'd imagine.

nickn, Thursday, 30 June 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link

I know this is a frivolous thing to focus on, but why does he always wear that stupid baseball cap when addressing these rallies? Is it just because his hair would look awful in the wind?

intheblanks, Thursday, 30 June 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

duh of course that's why

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 June 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

it's the most presidential thing, a tremendously presidential baseball cap

Clay, Thursday, 30 June 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

haha, it was a totally dumb question. obviously there are vastly more important things to think about, just weirded out that every day I see a damn presidential candidate shouting in a cheap-ass hat.

intheblanks, Thursday, 30 June 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

I would never say this, but really it's the best hat, a lot of people are saying that this hat, it's unbelievable the hat

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 June 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

however shallow this sounds, whatever, but hair that bad's a major sign someone lacks the judgment to lead

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 30 June 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

i think 1) the cap is appealing to his intended audience and 2) he likes to wear baseball caps. it's a win-win

ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:12 (seven years ago) link

He wears caps if he's outdoors, especially getting on and off planes and helicopters, which would be too windy for his hairdon't. He did not, I think, wear them before this presidential run (as he was rarely photographed/televised in such settings before).

Who was it here (one or two threads ago) who suggested that Trump obviously has the money to pay someone to come up with a hairstyle that is acceptable to the professional class, but he pointedly and deliberately does _not_ do so, out of general stubbornness? Perhaps as long as his hair bothers people like me, it's doing its job (or so the argument might run).

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:41 (seven years ago) link

Trump doesn't care enough about other people to do something specifically to rile them up. He does his hair like that ("I'm not bald...I get my hair cut this way!" - Reid Fleming, World's Toughest Milkman) because he likes it.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 1 July 2016 00:47 (seven years ago) link

yeah, it makes sense, it's a facsimile of how he did his hair when he was younger and presumably not bald. At this point his hairstyle is part of his brand, he'd be nuts to change it.

intheblanks, Friday, 1 July 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

maybe the hat is an attempt to appeal to a regular working man, in case the election results hinge on the vote of one solitary man, the proverbial swing vote

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Swing_vote_08.jpg

intheblanks, Friday, 1 July 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

man, devo was NOT sposed to be in there. was in response to:

("I'm not bald...I get my hair cut this way!" - Reid Fleming, World's Toughest Milkman)

dammit. dammit all to hell.

oculus lump (contenderizer), Friday, 1 July 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

My favorite reid flemung joke

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 July 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/748712661764804608

1) lol
2) somebody is getting sued by the rolling stones

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 1 July 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link

good devo song

chinavision!, Friday, 1 July 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIl20jItjHY

Van Horn Street, Friday, 1 July 2016 04:54 (seven years ago) link

omg

ejemplo (crüt), Friday, 1 July 2016 05:35 (seven years ago) link

You'd think, after losing an entire cemetery-ful of his comrades in Benghazi, he would object to a potential Clinton presidency with more vehemence than if he were being offered a stick of gum. "No, thanks. But thank you for offering."

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 July 2016 12:35 (seven years ago) link

(I expect that there will naturally be a follow-up retraction ad once they're caught up on the news from the past week.)

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 July 2016 12:38 (seven years ago) link

"NRA violated government policy in pro-Trump ad that featured veterans cemetery "

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/nra-violated-gov-rules-anti-hillary-ad-veterans-cemetery-article-1.2693440

akm, Friday, 1 July 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

"A lot of people say they're not going to vote this November because their candidate didn't win," he says over shots of gravestones. "Well, I know some people who won't be voting this year either."

go fuck yourself forever

rmde bob (will), Friday, 1 July 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

"A lot of people say they're not going to vote this November because their candidate didn't win," he says over shots of gravestones. "Well, I know some people who won't be voting this year either."

Must not be a cemetery in Chicago, ha ha.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 1 July 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

desperately want trump to pick christie.. the focus on shady atlantic city dealings could do nothing but help these assholes amirite? also when christie inevitably gets indicted it will make trump look ever wiser.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 1 July 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

Christie would be a totally stupid pick that won't help him at all in the general election, so of course it's who Trump will pick. Like a true monomaniacal fascist he prizes loyalty as the highest virtue.

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 July 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

I mean who else even *wants* the job, what a thankless, doomed task

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 July 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

I know I'm not supposed to be laughing and this but holy shit, it's basically a comedy sketch

Love how it doesn't even say what Hillary did, just "Hillary as president? ......No thanks"

fucking lol

frogbs, Friday, 1 July 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

that NRA ad will play to the fringebase and nobody else so in that sense it's effective. otherwise total fail as a general election strategy.

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 July 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

As for the featured guests who would be given speaking roles, Mr. Trump has said he will be contacting major sports figures and other celebrities. At least one, the former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka, has turned him down, saying a large convention speech “isn’t really my style.” He is also thinking about asking Serena Williams, Don King and Dana White, president of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, to play a role of some kind in Cleveland.

is there something I don't know about Serena Williams or what

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 July 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

He just wants the best people

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

Adroitly sidestepping a question about Trump at the French Open, where Williams is the defending champion, she says she is "not involved at all" in politics.

Williams, a Jehovah's witness, adds "I don't vote. It goes back to my religion."

She says she has met Trump "several times," because she lives in Palm Beach, Florida, and he has a 17-acre estate, the Mar-a-Lago Club, there.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

so i'm guessing she won't be there

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

I also like the prospective Gingrich pick so Trump can relitigate NAFTA over and over

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

He just wants the best people

and that Serena, boy! have you seen her play? she's a winner, like him

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

oh man I would love Gingrich as Trump VP just for the lolz

but Newtie said some not-nice things about Trump so he's probably out

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 July 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/01/politics/lynch-to-accept-guidance-from-fbi-on-clinton-email-probe/index.html

I feel like bill is going out of his way to sabotage this campaign. Why hasn't she locked him up in a basement yet?

akm, Friday, 1 July 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

non-scandal everyone will forget about by next week

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 July 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

real Bernie heads don't forget

ejemplo (crüt), Friday, 1 July 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

i wish, but since benghazi never worked out like they hoped, my guess is that the email will be the new endless scandal. Especially since at this point it seems incredibly unlikely that the fbi will indict her, given the proximity to the election.

intheblanks, Friday, 1 July 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

is this stuff going to get any traction?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lisa-bloom/why-the-new-child-rape-ca_b_10619944.html

akm, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

jezebel seems skeptical and if anyone would believe it i'd think it would be them
http://jezebel.com/heres-how-that-wild-lawsuit-accusing-trump-of-raping-a-1782447083

Mordy, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

The list of Trump potential VP's is piling up with politicians that are not even liked much at all in their home state. I saw an article on Mike Pence yesterday, so he can be added to the ranks.

earlnash, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

When it comes to lurid allegations against a highly visible and powerful person with lots of political power, skepticism is the default position unless it is abundantly clear that skepticism is not warranted. The job of journalists at this point is not to believe or disbelieve, but to maintain some distance from the story and distinguish between allegations and facts.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 1 July 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmTQhRaVIAAWAVt.jpg

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 July 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

is that dan gilbert's son?

brimstead, Friday, 1 July 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

teenage Michael Gove impersonator

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 July 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

trump can get the millennial vote by pantsing that nerd in front of cpac

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 1 July 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

I laughed, loud and long.

In early June, private equity mogul Thomas Barrack got big headlines when he told CNN that he had lined up $32 million in pledged contributions to Rebuilding America Now, a super-PAC he helped establish to promote Trump’s candidacy. That came as Trump’s campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, was telling donors that Barrack’s operation was the campaign’s preferred destination for big-dollar, unlimited contributions that only super-PACs are legally allowed to receive.

But Rebulding America Now has collected only $2 million of those pledges — from a single donor — Laurance Gay, the managing director of Rebuilding America Now, confirmed to Yahoo News.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 July 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

Re: the previous link, 'I didn't bother to learn and understand the rules until I was tits-deep in the game' = 'rigged' in Trumpsylvania. He's such a pissy little toad. He fucking won the nomination against all reason b-b-but he didn't win everything exactly the way he wanted to! Unfair! Sad!

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 July 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

barrack has (or at least had) a bunch of money in atlantic city.. birds of a feather fundraise together

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:08 (seven years ago) link

Not only is the Trump campaign *still* soliciting donations from foreign nationals, they're probably illegally coordinating with Super PACs, some of which are probably fake anyway: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/welp-that-s-weird-but-of-course-it-is

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

I hope somebody can compile a proper list by say 9 Nov 2016 of exactly how many other countries' MPs this campaign has hit up for funds.

Should we make a poll thread wagering this? We're already at 6 and it's only July.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:48 (seven years ago) link

^ It certainly is a defense in depth, so I guess "profound" would apply in one of its meanings, but even though I fully appreciate the hatred that has been aimed at Hillary and how little of it has been merited by her actions, I did not find myself "moved" by that essay. It is just a reasonable summary of the history of hillary-bashing.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 2 July 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link

yeah ignore the title/URL, still kind of a nice read when LYIN CROOKED HILLARY is pretty much a nonstop meme now

frogbs, Saturday, 2 July 2016 03:56 (seven years ago) link

most of that is 100% otm, partic in invoking petraeus, whose ridic escapade was the most actually shocking, in the sense of unexpected and to my mind completely disqualifying, d.c. scandal of my lifetime maybe?

but wrt her speaking fees which take up an awful lot

For millions of Americans struggling to pay their bills, the very idea that someone can make $100,000 or more for just giving a speech or hanging out at a Vegas nightclub is obscene. But as Richard Nixon used to say, “don’t hate the player, hate the game.” Hillary didn’t invent the speaking engagement industry, and she isn’t anywhere near the first person to make a lot of money from it. And while her fees are in the upper range of what speakers make, neither they nor the total amount of money she has made are unusual. It’s just unusual FOR A WOMAN.

but the point of bringing up the speaking fees is not to imply that she is literally taking bribes from goldman sachs but to imply that her beliefs are so amenable to the executives of goldman sachs that they will happily pay hundreds of thousands of dollars just to listen to them

obv the argument against that is she's a politician she works constituencies she doesn't have to believe the stuff she says to goldman sachs or act exclusively on it and anyway i thought you said she was lyin hillary

i don't think she's lyin hillary particularly tho and i think she prob believes in and is proud, in a modest private way, of the content of her speeches, which are prob m/l the pragmatic technocratic Democratic globally-investing equivalent of mitt's 47% "gaffe" and public knowledge of which prob would not partic help her, or the project of dgaf-gonna-go-ahead-and-call-it-neoliberalism, in her+its present fight v fascism

nevertheless i am sure that a lot of people think she is literally taking bribes

one thing that occurred to me: the republicans have spent eight years treating the president as illigitimate, obv, but w the exception of the birthers, whom iirc the party elders at least affected to hold themselves above; and of benghazi, which has been all hillary's (in part strategically); they have not actually spent eight years launching investigations into him for insane petty shit. maybe partly this is because (unlike bill) obama has self-discipline, but is the rest because the "optics" on furiously investigating the black guy again would be bad even for the gop? if it is, too bad for them, cuz maybe they coulda kept the trumpists and the god market.

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 2 July 2016 04:32 (seven years ago) link

well, according to the GOP, they have investigated a corrupt administration: IRS, BENGHAZI, emails.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 July 2016 12:21 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/749239879645687808

no wonder reddit likes this guy so much

frogbs, Saturday, 2 July 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

fucking unreal

Treeship, Saturday, 2 July 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

It was scheepishly removed soon after, the Star of David replaced by a circle. Was gonna post it to the 'is this anti-semitism' thread but really, no arguing here. Terrible.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 2 July 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

*sheepishly

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 2 July 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

retracted with a wink and a nod, no doubt.

Treeship, Saturday, 2 July 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

Im at a Walgreens where a cashier said "Bless you" to a customer who sneezed and the customer responded, "God bless the United States of America." (4th of July humor.)

Je55e, Saturday, 2 July 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

i thought that was the standard response to "bless you," as well as anything else a person says to you

ejemplo (crüt), Saturday, 2 July 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

Shit wrong thread!

Je55e, Saturday, 2 July 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

took it as a report on the climate

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 2 July 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

Follow up piece to that Hillary article linked above: https://medium.com/@michaelarnovitz/thinking-about-hillary-a-follow-up-2e01a963a632#.bur63zvo1

Nhex, Saturday, 2 July 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

nothing unexpected: https://twitter.com/TeddyDavisCNN/status/749347441057603588

Mordy, Saturday, 2 July 2016 23:26 (seven years ago) link

the amount of dust kicked up around those emails will require considerable wind to blow the air clear again, which was, of course, the main point of those doing the kicking.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 2 July 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

thanks, nhex, that michael arnovitz article is one of the best peices of long-form political writing i've read in a long time. strangely inspirational in its real talk earnestness, though that's clearly not the author's intent.

oculus lump (contenderizer), Sunday, 3 July 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

First genuinely encouraging thing I've read about Hillary imo:

“To be crystal clear: She has led many battles where you can’t compromise on principle,” Ms. Tanden added. “But she also loves socializing, loves having people and spouses over, and really loves talking over drinks.”

....

Mrs. Clinton’s ability to use alcohol as a political lubricant came up repeatedly when allies and advisers were asked how she might work with Republicans. Her tale about a drinking contest with Senator John McCain of Arizona is now a Washington legend. (She said they called it quits before things got out of hand.) She believes that a relaxed, frank discussion is more authentic than trying to bond awkwardly with adversaries over sports — and more productive than keeping them at arm’s length, as Mr. Obama has often done.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 July 2016 11:49 (seven years ago) link

Make America Drunk Again

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 3 July 2016 12:07 (seven years ago) link

a taste for alcohol is definitely one of the more humanizing of her traits, mostly because it cuts against the various caricatures folks have created of her.

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 3 July 2016 12:10 (seven years ago) link

in the same way that obama's erstwhile smoking habit was kind of charming in that it showed that the stresses of his jobs were taking their toll, even though he appeared so unflappable.

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 3 July 2016 12:11 (seven years ago) link

hope Obama doesn't go full LBJ self-destruct mode post-presidency

ejemplo (crüt), Sunday, 3 July 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

Seems unlikely...?

Οὖτις, Sunday, 3 July 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

Obama is way too preternaturally calm/sociopathic.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 July 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

he'll be fine. he needs to find something to do for like 30 years though, he's so young.

iatee, Sunday, 3 July 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

First time I've ever heard Sherrod Brown interviewed (This Week). Thought I was watching an old Columbo episode--he's weird.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 July 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

I just head Chuck Todd praise Jonathan Rauch's anti-democracy essay as "maybe a seminal" essay -- too delicious an encapsulation of the Beltway pundit class.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 July 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

hope Obama doesn't go full LBJ self-destruct mode post-presidency

― ejemplo (crüt), Sunday, July 3, 2016 4:11 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Seems unlikely...?

― Οὖτις, Sunday, July 3, 2016 4:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Obama is way too preternaturally calm/sociopathic.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, July 3, 2016 4:17 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obama has had a frustrating presidency but not, like lbj, a completely shattering one

however lbj put up way more psycho flags than obama imo

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 3 July 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

I like to imagine HRC will nominate Obama to the Supreme Court.

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Sunday, 3 July 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

Back to Hillary's somewhat humanizing affection for intoxicating beverages, she writes the following in a piece for the Toast:

Barbara Mikulski famously started a tradition of dinner parties for all the women of the Senate. Over a glass of wine — okay, maybe three....

http://the-toast.net/2016/07/01/a-note-on-the-toast/

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 3 July 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

Also, not sure I buy Obama on the Court. It'd certainly make Dems like me happy and be a major fuck-you move to the right. But who thinks he'd be happy effectively immobilized on a pedestal, frozen in a robe for the rest of his life? He's young and rich and funny. Let the dude roam free to travel, speak, write, appear on Fallon, campaign for congresscritters.

It's also been floated that he wants to join in owning a basketball team. If I were he I'd choose somewhere in between those extremes in terms of gravitas. Then again, in DC we have a former council member (Jim Graham) who, after leaving politics and having nothing to lose, went to work for a strip club. I think Obama might do well in a certain type of adult films, if that's what he wants to do.

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 3 July 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

Jesus Christ, of fucking course. Also:

As lawyer and writer William Hodges pointed out, at least two of the points of the original star are still visible from below the circle on the new image on Trump's twitter.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Sunday, 3 July 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

There's probably a joke to be made about the difficulty of wanting to goose-step in clown shoes that large...

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Sunday, 3 July 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

Obama to the Supreme Court sounds cool but I fear it would establish some fucked up death of the republic situation where all ex presidents go to the court and politicize the ever loving shit out of it for the rest of their lives.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 3 July 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

Ex-president Taft went to the SCOTUS, so there is a good precedent.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 3 July 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

I'm pretty sure Obama has said that he isn't interested in SC because it's a bit too cloistered, doesn't allow him to work with the people, etc.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Sunday, 3 July 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

He would also SUCK on criminal procedure.

Three Word Username, Sunday, 3 July 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

^^^^ yes

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 July 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

Also: Taft was a horror on the Court.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 July 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

lmao @ "Sheriff's Star"

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 4 July 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

obama would be wasted on the supreme court, dude is too entertaining and engaging. I'm sure he could do some good, doing something.

akm, Monday, 4 July 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

American Bandstand revival

volumetric god rays (DJP), Monday, 4 July 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

Important to note that the Taft analogy only works if John Roberts were to die and HRC appoints Obama to chief justice. I can't imagine a court in which a former president sits with a chief justice.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 July 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

Speaking of which, where are we with the nomination process for the Scalia replacement? Is it really pushed back to after November?

Van Horn Street, Monday, 4 July 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

It is pushed back until the Senate Republicans either relent or lose their majority in the next election. Majority Leader Sen. Blobfish (R-Ky.) shows no indication of having second thoughts about this ugly obstructionism.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 July 2016 22:04 (seven years ago) link

back when there was still a fair amount of coverage, the theory was that maybe during lame duck session if the GOP is looking at a president hillary clinton plus a democratic senate & thus ability to appoint and confirm someone more liberal, they'd get their act together and confirm garland. doubt it'll happen before then but maybe they will at least start hearings by the time they come back?

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 4 July 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/GarrettHaake/status/750084259101061120

trump out with another statement which doesn't explain the source of the image, who was responsible, just accusations about clinton
will keep this story going longer

i have no sympathy for the GOP being stuck with this guy. their leadership should have stood up against his racism from day 1 of his campaign.

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 4 July 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

but they agree with it

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 4 July 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/sarahkendzior/status/750127115446562816

uh

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

are they saying Hillary is a puppet of the Jews *and* a Nazi

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

the grammar of that trump statement is atrocious

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

As ever.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

As she eyes potential advisers, Clinton looks not just to Wall Street, but to Silicon Valley — Sheryl Sandberg from Facebook perhaps, or Tim Cook from Apple. Cook would be the first openly gay Cabinet Secretary.

i think it's cool that hillary is going to create a more diverse cabinet -- 50% women! -- but does she need to look to silicon valley? h8 that valley.

Treeship, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 13:24 (seven years ago) link

worst valley. sad.

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

I prefer the one with the dolls tbh

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/750348138167300096

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

i guess it didn't take a genius to see how this would turn out but sometimes ppl want something so bad that you have to give it a minuscule chance of happening just on the basis of pure will altering the fabric of reality

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/750349351764029440

"Although there is evidence of potential violations of the statutes..."

goole, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

as in most things clinton, the scandal that's there is not the scandal the haters want

goole, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

well remember they only found this scandal through the benghazi scandal - it's scandal turtles all the way down

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

If neither email and Benghazi produces the smoking gun, then it's time for another look at Whitewater and Vince Foster.

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

um neither / nor

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

If neither email and Benghazi produces the smoking gun, then it's time for another look at Whitewater and Vince Foster.

― takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin

prefer Travelgate imo

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

Lincoln Bedroom revive

Any Given User (Eazy), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

Ooh, classic.

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

no shit:

The F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, said on Tuesday that the bureau would not recommend criminal charges in Hillary Clinton’s handling of classified information, lifting an enormous legal cloud from her presidential campaign, hours before her first joint campaign appearance with President Obama.

But Mr. Comey rebuked Mrs. Clinton as being “extremely careless” in using a personal email address and server for sensitive information, declaring that an ordinary government official could have faced administrative sanction for such conduct.

To warrant a criminal charge, Mr. Comey said, there had to be evidence that Mrs. Clinton intentionally sent or received classified information — something that the F.B.I. did not find. “Our judgment is that no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case,” he said at a news conference.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case

where's ken starr when you need him, eh?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

Columnist at The Observer, owned by Trump's son-in-law, calls him out on the tweet imbroglio: http://observer.com/2016/07/an-open-letter-to-jared-kushner-from-one-of-your-jewish-employees

(Warning: Tons of vile anti-Semitic tweets embedded there.)

Here are some of the excuses I’ve seen, both from Mr. Trump’s camp and Trump supporters:

“It’s available on Microsoft shapes.” There are a lot of symbols you can make on Microsoft Word, and sometimes symbols SYMBOLIZE ideas, concepts, or groups. A cross for instance. I feel silly explaining this to you. This explanation is so inane that I feel so condescending refuting it to you, ostensibly my boss, that it feels insubordinate.

“It’s a sheriff star.” Because users on the white supremacist forums where this image was found were no doubt implying Hillary is in the pocket of the sheriffs. You know, sheriffs. The group stereotypically associated with greed and money.

“He didn’t make it; he’s too busy to pay attention to everything he tweets out.” This is not an excuse for racism. Mr. Trumps twitter account is seen by millions of people, and he is responsible for the message he’s sending to his supporters. Besides, Mr. Trump is running for president. Making mistakes because he wasn’t “paying attention” isn’t an excuse that qualifies him for the highest office in the land in any way.

“It was an accident.” Then where is the apology?

These explanations are so facile, infantile in their blatant disregard for context or logic that I can only imagine them being delivered by someone doing so while grinning and winking.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

this star tweet issue has lasted in the news much longer than I'd expected. so close to the convention, holding out hope that this is a nail in his coffin.

akm, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

it's interesting that he hasn't trotted out the "I can't be anti-semitic, my grandchildren are Jewish" canard - maybe he's just afraid that will alienate his WP supporters

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

sheldon adelson gives this guy a shit ton of money too. politics makes strange bedfellows.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

His only MO is enjoying playing with shit and fascination with seeing which of it sticks. I doubt there's anything in the world he wouldn't retweet and then half back away from when criticized if he thought it would help him.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

sheldon hasn't actually signed that check iirc

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

(he did endorse Trump tho)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/understanding-the-trump-star-of-david-blow-up has the ring of truth imo

If the question is: is Donald Trump a racist, the answer is straightforward: Yes.

Running a blatantly racist campaign should probably be enough to answer this question. But if it’s not, even a cursory look at Trump’s public career going back decades shows racism (albeit not always this blatant) and racial grievance are strikingly consistent themes. But is he an anti-Semite?

Here the question gets a bit more complicated. And the nature of that complexity is worth exploring a bit to understand Trump and the nature of the campaign he’s running. I don’t see any evidence that Trump is anti-Semitic in the sense of holding a particular animus toward Jews, though he does seem anti-Semitic in a way that sometimes presents itself as philo-semitism: holding stereotypical views that Jews are high achievers, good with money, etc.

So what’s the story?

One of the most telling things Trump has said during this campaign is that he doesn’t go into rallies with any script or even terribly prepared sense of what he’s going to say. He starts talking and then waits to get a feel for what the audience responds to. In other words, he homes in on affirmation.

This is largely because Trump is a narcissist. But it’s also a trait of a salesperson. You intuit and understand what the client wants or needs (not the same thing) and then get about selling it to them. For these reasons and on both these fronts, I doubt Trump believes 3/4 of what he says on the campaign trail in the sense most of us understand the word. That is to say, things we believe in or believe to be true and would largely continue to believe even if it became less helpful to do so.

Racism and authoritarianism are core Trump values that predate and are separate from this campaign. The other thing that’s very apparent about Trump is that he’s shockingly, almost totally ignorant of the details of almost every public policy issue - much, much more than even your typically caricatured politician who knows little about the issues of public life without their advisors feeding them lines. This makes him more porous to the views and desires of his supporters because he has little to no matrix of pre-existing knowledge or core beliefs to reference them against or challenge them with.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

yes i agree. he seems really gullible!

goole, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

da jewz are good at responding to this stuff, this is just catnip for the adl etc. I'm pretty sure he's gonna have to actually apologize to make the subject go away.

iatee, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

he will not apologize

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

he won't, and that's what's going to sink him. he can shit on mexicans and blacks all he likes but shitting on jews gets harder to weasel out of. you know because they own the media.

akm, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

the fact that he tweeted out an anti-semitic image, probably in ignorance, bothers me less than the fact that he has 1,000s of followers who are explicitly anti-semitic and racist and he'll happily re-tweet what they post.

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

that fool from The Fix wrote a little while ago that Comey's remarks are "very bad" for the Clinton campaign, but maybe I still don't get Beltway jabber. She wasn't recommended for indictment. What difference does it make to the voter what the FBI director say about her furtiveness and lying? Dems are gonna vote for her anyway. No one who cared about the story will or was going to.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

for the vast majority of voters, her non-indictment means the email story will make no lasting impression and frankly that is probably how it should be.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

What difference does it make to the voter what the FBI director say about her furtiveness and lying? Dems are gonna vote for her anyway.

Unless they don't? It feeds into the idea that "they" are all crooked. The "If it was anyone else then we'd prosecute" line in particular looks bad.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

"the fact that he tweeted out an anti-semitic image, probably in ignorance, bothers me less than the fact that he has 1,000s of followers who are explicitly anti-semitic and racist and he'll happily re-tweet what they post."

by which i mean, it's part of a pattern, and that's the point. if joe biden accidentally tweeted out something with a coded anti-semitic jibe, it'd be out of character and i'd assume he or one of his employees made a really dumb mistake. but with trump it's just one in a very long list of coded racist messages; it's just that this one happens to be directed at a new group.

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

xpost

i thought comey explicitly said no prosecutor would prosecute for such actions!

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

It feeds into the idea that "they" are all crooked.

but they are!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

"To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now."

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

hah! "security or administrative sanctions" would seem to mean losing some level of security clearance. but since she was a cabinet secretary that would never have flown, and atm she's not even working in the government. if she's elected president it's not as if this puts some red mark on her past employment file that would prevent her from being hired for that job.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

If she was still Secretary she would likely be facing some sort of sanctions, yes. I would guess those sanctions would be rather light and may just require her to attend some sort of training to prevent something like this from happening again. But she's not Secretary anymore so idk what they're supposed to do

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I think Andrew Farrell is mischaracterizing that line. It doesn't quite reduce to "anyone else and we'd prosecute." It's more like "prosecution isn't the right consequence here - but that doesn't mean Anything Goes."

He's indicating that there are consequences other than criminal prosecution. He's saying there may be an appropriate other kind of consequence for this kind of behavior in the future. But that this is not his call in this case.

Like Aimless, I would interpret "security or administrative sanctions" as meaning punishment that is short of criminal charges: being reprimanded, having your clearance yanked, being fired. Those would generally be internal to the department, and follow that department's chain of command.

Because Clinton was the head of that department at the time, and she doesn't work there anymore, there is no real way for her to fire herself or retroactively punish herself. Nor is there a way for Kerry to punish her, outside the framework of law, which we have already found out is a dead end.

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

tbh I was hoping for a result pretty much along these lines: no one being frogmarched off to the hoosegow, but some statement saying "this isn't the way to do things, and not just because It Looks Bad."

Something like "in future, departments should issue clearer guidance and establish standard operating procedures" would also be apropos.

Generally I agree with Lord Alfred and Aimless: most people will process this as "she was cleared of wrongdoing" and move on. Ditto for Benghazi. People who are already frothing with hate for her will continue to froth, as they would in any case.

I saw somewhere else that Comey's ruling was pretty similar to Roberts's in the matter of Obamacare: "I don't much like it, but I also don't want to be the one person who completely upends the political universe with the stroke of a pen."

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

I'm not personally characterising it - my reading of it is much the same as yourselves - but I'm pointing out that this line is being read as "anyone else, we'd prosecute" - on Reddit etc to start with, but it'll spread.

In conclusion Bill Clinton is an idiot.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

Curious how damaging this report would have been if Bush or Rubio had been the nominee. You may think they were bound to be as hapless in a general as they were during the nomination, or that Clinton's demographics are rock-solid no matter who the opponent. I don't know--I think the report is damning enough that Trump might be the last best thing she's got going for her.

clemenza, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI) admonished Donald Trump on Tuesday for tweeting an anti-Hillary Clinton message with a Star of David over the weekend. An exasperated Ryan called the tweet "anti-Semitic" and "ridiculous."

“Look, anti-Semitic images have no place in a presidential campaign,” Ryan said in a phone-in with conservative radio host Charlie Sykes.

Ryan also said while he doesn’t know which Trump campaign “flunky” was responsible for the message featuring a six-point star, he couldn’t drop everything to denounce the “ridiculous” tweet over the Fourth of July weekend.

“If I had to stop everything to comment on every ridiculous tweet sent out by this campaign, I wouldn’t have time to do anything,” he said. “I really believe he’s gotta clean up the way his new media works.”


http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/paul-ryan-donald-trump-star-of-david-tweet

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

it'll spread

sure, it'll spread beyond reddit, but it won't spread to places that will damage hil's campaign. it will just negatively reinforce voters she'd never win anyway. Bill is def more idiotic now than he used to be, back when he needed to be sharp. his feedback loop for punishing stupid remarks is nowhere nearly as effective as it was when he was sitting in the bulls eye.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

Andrew, are you really citing Reddit

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

As goes Reddit..

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

All I'm saying is, I am speaking to you from a country that just went bust overestimating the average voter, I am perhaps a little twitchy about this at the moment.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

Man I hate Paul Ryan, but that interview is hilarious.

Trump's retweeting is really starting to feel like Homer Simpson's webpage, with Dancing Jesus and a bunch of stuff he ripped off other sites.

Scott Walker is such an empty-headed little twerp.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

it is so weird this election to see like the formal & rigid apparatus of the nyt, commentariat &c, reduced to like, Commentators note that the Tweet, a primitive representation of a phallus rendered in the visual computer language ASCII, was shared 17,000 times before being deleted on the early hours Sunday mor-, like verbatim quotations of trump's caveman speech & articulate analysis of like lo-culture fascist macro circulation

schlump, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

Rumors bubbling regarding an impending Gingrich VP announcement

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

fuckin awesome

goole, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

noooooooooooot

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

whoever said "Gingrich is a stupid person's idea of a smart person; just as Trump is a poor person's idea of a rich person" is otm

they would be so perfect, I really hope this is true

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

it really does make sense, you gotta ask yourself, who can look in the mirror and say to himself, 'i have to be honest, this is it, the only chance i have left.'

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

how much more 90s effluvia are we going to deal with here

goole, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:01 (seven years ago) link

fingers crossed for hologram Lee Atwater rockin at the convention

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

it is a v beautiful ticket in really adhering to a kind of on-paper dream-logic designed around uniting two heavy hitters, an experienced hand & a business insider, simultaneously existing more fleshily as just a horrible nightmare, the pressed-flesh of two repulsive, disgraced men, red-faced & huffing, sweating in private & handshaking to bruise, deaf confidence & blind judgment, committing sacrifices in hunting lodges, presumably a classically uneasy below-surface tension between them, NEWT 2020, covenant seals popping open with a flip-top-cap sound, newt a hillary figure in evoking the comfort of the nineties providing one doesn't read too closely, a place for speaker hastert in a trump administration, a shrieking executive branch reexamination of the scene in the dark knight where somebody neglects to blow up the boatful of prisoners. hearing some beltway buzz abt hillary's veep = ayers ? interesting development either way

schlump, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

Maybe that Mars colony will really come to fruition now

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

mars, bitches

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

our moonbase is going to be the most luxurious moonbase, a really terrific moonbase

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:47 (seven years ago) link

isn't gingrich even somehow less popular than trump?

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:47 (seven years ago) link

yup. Sad!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

"A CNN/Opinion Research poll on Monday [2012] showed 63 percent of All Americans viewed Gingrich unfavorably, compared to just 25 percent who saw him in a positive light."

according to this huffpo link trump currently 59.2% unfavorable and 35.6% popular so big lolz good choice, donald.

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

a combined total of four ex-wives, solid family values ticket

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

are WP types cool with papists now, I can't remember

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

wait is this confirmed somewhere? gingrich? you're fucking kidding

akm, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

no it's all speculation

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

but Gingrich and Christie have been rumored to be at the top of the list for a couple months now

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

what's jesse ventura up to nowadays

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

Ventura remains politically active and currently hosts a show on Ora TV and on RT called Off the Grid.

Sad!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link

The Straight Talk Express pulling in on a monorail near you.

brownie, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

rt as in russia today??

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

Was thinking how a Trump/Geffen ticket would be perfect.

Any Given User (Eazy), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link

Trump / Ghost of Eddie Guerrero '16

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link

I don't know if there's anyone Trump can pick, positive or negative, who will make the election not 100% about Trump. McCain managed to do it in 2008--make an election that was 100% about Obama and Bush about someone else--for a few weeks.

clemenza, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 00:07 (seven years ago) link

can we persuade peter thiel to bankroll a trump/hogan ticket?

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 00:09 (seven years ago) link

Trump's going to have his pick of the best, simply the best, sad losers on the planet.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

that fool from The Fix wrote a little while ago that Comey's remarks are "very bad" for the Clinton campaign, but maybe I still don't get Beltway jabber.

i feel like the more i know about the actual workings of the federal government, the less seriously i take jabber from dc political reporters. beat reporters are different, those who have been covering topics for years & know what they are talking about. but the ones who just cover politics.. nah. i doubt the talking heads going on about this on cable know anything at all about systems of classification & how they vary among agencies, or how state's IT worked, etc.

i thought this article was illuminating: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/hillary-clinton-prosecution-past-cases-221744

i am picturing a circular loop of problems at state re: IT security --> at high levels they just expect things to work so they can get their actual jobs done which are v demanding. clinton doesn't know what an email server is! she just wants to be able to send/receive emails in a way that works for her.. so.. the IT people didn't follow best practices setting it up. but they have been doing similar things for agency managers for many years because they are probably chronically underfunded and powerless to implement better practices due to.. lack of support and funds because there has never been a major problem before, and they have so much to deal with.

td; dr: email server thing was bad practice but everyone involved at state was probably overworked and under-funded. problems like this in government stay bad practice unless/until there's some huge outcry or incident, then everyone freaks out and finally leadership forces something to be done about it.

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

also noticed clinton supporters on twitteronia today speculating that since trump had a rally tonight, he'd prob have some kind of meltdown after the no-indictment, and do something to embarrass himself

open twitter tonight & see 'saddam hussein' is trending because trump praised him (again)

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

someone planning to run for president probably should have had made sure it was all done by the book, but yeah the book is useless

reminded of The Google Search That Made the CIA Spy on the US Senate where the fuckin cia couldn't even manage its own fileserver in its own building

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

imo federal government IT is a clusterf*** and, this is important, there isn't always a book for all circumstances - writing policies/governance also takes time/support - technology/demands move faster than the writing of the book, so to speak

obvs state had rules for handling classified material but were they appropriately updated (& systems implemented to match) for the way the agency does business in 2016? highly doubtful

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

hey can I get in on this? also ISSOs and CISOs and CIOs work for the appointed leadership - they aren't independent like the OIG or primarily accountable to OMB like certain agency CFOs.
So if the Secretary or the Administrator or the Commissioner or whatever variety of HMFIC you've got tells the IT people to burn their NIST pubs and fudge the hell out of their risk assessments, well, you pick your battles in these things and unless you want to find yourself "promoted" to "special advisor" with 0 reports and a budget to match, you "find a way to get to yes" what the HMFIC asks.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

LESS THAN TWO WEEKS UNTIL THE CONVENTION YOU GUYS

timellison, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 04:36 (seven years ago) link

SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY

j., Wednesday, 6 July 2016 04:42 (seven years ago) link

lol does anyone remember "binders full of women". oh how far we've come.

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 04:47 (seven years ago) link

a "gaffe" on that scale wouldn't even register this year

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 05:39 (seven years ago) link

a little lol at the idea that comey's remarks will damage clinton's credibility. the right have already convinced themselves, in complete opposition to the facts of the case, that clinton is a criminal, and comey's decision not to recommend indictment has made him nothing more than a stooge of the left in their eyes. a rational party might take comey's harsh (and imo accurate) criticisms of clinton's professional judgment as cause for significant doubt as to clinton's fitness for office, but nope, not the right these days. if somebody's not directly accusing her of being a criminal, they're obviously on her side!

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 12:11 (seven years ago) link

Come was accurate, and he spoke well and with precision, but his reputation for probity and rectitude, groomed by both parties and in which he's participated since his Brave Stand against the Bush administration, is starting to grate on me.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 12:47 (seven years ago) link

*Comey

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 12:47 (seven years ago) link

Has Trump called for Comey's resignation yet?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link

Oh, man:

"Saddam Hussein was a bad guy. Right? He was a bad guy, really bad guy,” Trump offered as a disclaimer. “But you know what he did well? He killed terrorists. He did that so good. They didn't read them the rights—they didn't talk, they were a terrorist, it was over.”

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link

the audio from this one is so repulsive

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link

a rational party might take comey's harsh (and imo accurate) criticisms of clinton's professional judgment as cause for significant doubt as to clinton's fitness for office

yeah kind of an interesting strategy from Team Trump here, instead of claiming that Clinton's judgment is bad or that she thinks she's above the rules, he's going full-on conspiracy theory and shouting YOU SEE EVERYBODY IS CORRUPT BUT ME!!! at the top of his lungs, not surprising from a man who still thinks Obama is perhaps not a citizen (and in fact may have ties to ISIS) and regularly appeals to 9/11 truthers and flat earthers

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

i don't think this can be specifically called out as a trump thing. this is completely universal on the right, whether you support trump or no. if you support the republican part, you're _required_ to believe that clinton is a criminal as a core conviction.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

Granted Johnson is running as a libertarian so I don't know if he qualifies as on the 'right' completely, but he declined to criticize her over the server issue.

akm, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

xpost And also that she successfully bribed both the attorney general and FBI director. She's just so good at being bad. Maybe not as good at being bad as Saddam, but close enough! Still, not *so* good at being bad that she should be president, because that would be really bad, which would be no good.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:52 (seven years ago) link

she is rather good at being mediocre though

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

Eh, I think she's just OK at it.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

i don't think this can be specifically called out as a trump thing. this is completely universal on the right, whether you support trump or no. if you support the republican part, you're _required_ to believe that clinton is a criminal as a core conviction.

I'm also seeing this as perhaps a 'last stand' maneuver from my remaining hardcore BernieBros on FB. It's like they were banking on her getting charged so he'd flip delegates at the 11th hour.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

banking
Oh, another dog whistle, huh?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

Granted Johnson is running as a libertarian so I don't know if he qualifies as on the 'right' completely, but he declined to criticize her over the server issue.

― akm, Wednesday, July 6, 2016 9:51 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's more of a tactical choice, isn't it? i mean my libertarian friends like to justify him by talking about how his ads aren't negative unlike trump's and clinton's, so clearly johnson is trying to use "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" as a selling point.

and yeah, clinton getting charged is the only shot bernie had left, though it's worth noting that bernie doesn't seem to have thought much of it- if the only way you can win is with superdelegate support, it's not a very smart idea to call for the total elimination of superdelegates.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 14:05 (seven years ago) link

waiting for the calls for investigation of Comey for taking bribes.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

BTW I should apologize to Andrew Farrell. I thought AF was equating Comey's statements with "anyone else and we'd prosecute." AF noted that wasn't his opinion but rather the spin being spun on the right.

I looked into some fetid corners of the 'netz yesterday and he's exactly right: that is precisely how the dextrosphere is reading "this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences." OMG one law for the Clinton Crime syndicate and a different law for the rest of us, blah blah blah.

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

House Oversight Committee Chairman Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) announced that FBI Director James Comey will testify before his panel on Thursday regarding the bureau's investigation of Hillary Clinton's email practices.

oh lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

Then we can investigate the investigation of the investigators. Wheels within wheels, man. The conspiracy goes to the top! The top I say!

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

have to wonder how much taxpayer money has been spent in the last two decades investigating the Clintons

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

Here is the 1999 figure: http://edition.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/stories/1999/04/01/counsel.probe.costs/

Add in these estimates of the current witchhunts: http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/2016/07/05/Investigating-Clinton-How-Many-Millions-Were-Spent-Email-Benghazi-Probes

Anything happen in 2000-2010?

Anyway, upwards of $100 million apparently.

how's life, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

I hate all internet jargon and acronyms, and try not to make any effort to understand any of it. Clinton speaking in Atlantic City--that's trolling, right?

clemenza, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

no. trump doesn't have any special claim to the great city of atlantic city.

Treeship, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

Trolling Bruce Springsteen, that's what I meant.

clemenza, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

for any elected pol who isn't in the deep south, accepting the spot has a very high chance of killing their career

iatee, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

Trump/Gingrich would be amazing, if we can go back to that for a second

volumetric god rays (DJP), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

yeah fingers crossed!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

I fondly remember the time in 2012 when a strange man walked up to me at a gas station and asked "are ya voting for Newt?"

ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

now picturing lonely Newt, just hanging around gas stations asking baout votes

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

xp I hope you looked at him thoughtfully for half a minute, chewing on a sprig of grass, pushed your hat back on your head and said, "Nope."

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

xp he looked kinda like Newt in a curly wig

ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

or with a Jheri curl

ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

Newt Gingrich with a Jheri curl

who do we have to talk to to make this happen, because it HAS to happen

volumetric god rays (DJP), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

I've started to get trump video ads on my facebook feed, god only knows why

http://i.imgur.com/QqkSx68.jpg

kinda amazing how far down the unprofessional trumpiness leaks, most local business ads look better than this

iatee, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

unlike newt jheri curl I am not seeing the lols in the jill stein piece

pacific distances (sciatica), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

jill stein: national security hawk who definitely has no ulterior reason for wanting clinton prosecuted

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

He believes he was the reason The Apprentice had the best, classiest production values is all because of him. But he can't tell the difference from zircon cufflinks and gold sharpie ink! Dunning-Kruger all over the place.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

wanting to prosecute hillary over this shit is tacit approval of the over-designation of every motherfucking document under the sun being 'CLASSIFIED'

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

mordy those are not jill stein worthy lols, I suspect whoever is the least funny cockburn ghostwrote that, it's typical counterpunch lash out in the dark tactics, par for the course

pacific distances (sciatica), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

I'm still hoping for Trump/Sheen '16

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

I suspect whoever is the least funny cockburn

Olivia Wilde?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

olivia wilde is a hill supporter dawg

Treeship, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

also she is kinda funny in portlandia idk

Treeship, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

it's typical counterpunch lash out in the dark tactics, par for the course

Not OK to be buying the right wing narrative - no way.

timellison, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

Joni Ernst took herself out of VP consideration

timellison, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

I hear there's a lot of that going around.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

Trump raised $51 million in last couple weeks of June (not sure how many of that is from scottish MPs)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

er how much

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

in other news
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/bernie-sanders-booed-house-democrats-225161

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

I like that the URL makes it sound like Sanders was the one doing the booing

volumetric god rays (DJP), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

oh man: Paul Ryan wants Clapper to deny Clinton intelligence briefings.

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-07-06/ryan-calls-on-clapper-to-bar-classified-briefings-for-clinton

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

Hillary Clinton’s failure to protect critical security information is not the only thing in her tenure as Secretary that deserves the term reckless, including her decision to pursue catastrophic regime change in Libya, and to support the overthrow of democratically elected governments in Ukraine and Honduras.

Is Jill Stein pro-Putin?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

there's a left-wing meme that putin is acting out bc of nato's aggressive actions on his borders and that the west incited the protests in ukraine

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

isn't congress supposed to be in remission this week?

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

lol "remission"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

there's a left-wing meme that putin is acting out bc of nato's aggressive actions on his borders and that the west incited the protests in ukraine

― Mordy, 6. juli 2016 22:32 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are the Greens really that stupid? Sigh. Good luck, guys.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

Congress will metastasize in the fall

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

It's unquestionably true that the U.S did support the overthrow of the democratically elected Ukrainian government. The argument is whether it was right to do so. Clinton didn't really have much to do with it either way.

Xp

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

to what extent is that true? i remember reading a bit ago there was the nuland phone conversation leak but iirc that wasn't terribly conclusive? and maybe some circumstantial evidence regarding flyers? idk - can you link me to something that makes a slamdunk case that the US orchestrated, or participated in a meaningful way, in the coup?

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

Stein didn't claim it was orchestrated by the U.S., she claimed that it was supported. Nuland and Pyatt were literally down on the front lines handing out cookies. The phone call may have been ambiguous in relation to the degree to which they were pulling the strings but nobody was in any doubt from the public statements, before or after Yanukovich went, that they thought it was a good idea. There is an argument for saying they were right but it's not clear cut.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

Not a lot in diplomacy is

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

Are the Greens really that stupid? Sigh. Good luck, guys.

there really aren't any US "greens" in terms of a complex party apparatus with a firm policy position. it's really just jill stein and a few folks around her.

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

For some reason they are covering this Ohio speech and he is more insane then ever

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

Trump raised $51 million in last couple weeks of June (not sure how many of that is from scottish MPs)

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-june-fundraising-report

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 July 2016 00:54 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/750868980299104256

Mordy, Thursday, 7 July 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

that's pretty good

frogbs, Thursday, 7 July 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

#frozen

iatee, Thursday, 7 July 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link

by the way, unless the Frozen pic is from another #WhiteGenocide account, I am now 100% sure that Trump frequents r/The_Donald

frogbs, Thursday, 7 July 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link

you can hear the NYT writers' jaws dropping while reading this lead graf:

Donald J. Trump on Wednesday offered a defiant defense of his campaign’s decision to publish an image widely viewed as anti-Semitic — saying he regretted deleting it — and vigorously reaffirmed his praise of Saddam Hussein, the murderous Iraqi dictator.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/07/us/politics/donald-trump-campaign.html

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 7 July 2016 05:57 (seven years ago) link

He's so bad at this

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 7 July 2016 06:13 (seven years ago) link

the only possible way it could make any sense (even if the calculation is wrong) is if he figured it would help him more to rile up his followers on that topic, i mean he had already been doing 'crooked hillary emails' all day and most of that speech right? he could have let the image thing drop, he was given a golden opportunity to bury it. but instead, no… he just seems to be completely hapless when it comes to his feelings of injury.

j., Thursday, 7 July 2016 06:32 (seven years ago) link

It's also prime troll - when you feel the ground firm enough under your defense, attack - you were clearly in the right, so what the fuck is wrong with these people attacking you for just making a point (so to speak)?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 July 2016 09:52 (seven years ago) link

BTW I should apologize to Andrew Farrell. I thought AF was equating Comey's statements with "anyone else and we'd prosecute." AF noted that wasn't his opinion but rather the spin being spun on the right.

I looked into some fetid corners of the 'netz yesterday and he's exactly right: that is precisely how the dextrosphere is reading "this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences." OMG one law for the Clinton Crime syndicate and a different law for the rest of us, blah blah blah.

Yeah, no bother, that's where I picked it up from, I claim no powers as a the_donald whisperer :)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 July 2016 09:56 (seven years ago) link

The thing that super frustrates me about the email scandal is that it's become this JFK-level conspiracy theory. It's so widespread it's not even political, and it's utterly, wholly impervious to the application of reason. When I was reading the fourth volume of Caro's LBJ bio he pointedly refused to take a stance on whether or not JFK was assassinated, restricting himself to observing that there is a complete lack of evidence that LBJ was in any way involved in the assassination. And that's not, you know, because the evidence on whether or not JFK's assassination was a conspiracy is inconclusive, but because if you say, from a position of authority, that the Warren Commission, for all its flaws, ultimately reached the correct conclusion, you make yourself a target for a vast, incredibly dedicated phalanx of conspiracy proponents, almost all of whom are utterly impervious to logic. (that last sentence needs more commas)

And it's the same thing with the email thing. Most people have, independently of their actual political beliefs, reached this axiomatic, core belief that Clinton's actions in running an email server were criminal, and if you express any doubt or skepticism about this belief they will simply laugh in your face.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 7 July 2016 12:11 (seven years ago) link

Most people have, independently of their actual political beliefs, reached this axiomatic, core belief that Clinton's actions in running an email server were criminal

it's a common belief, sure, but i don't know that it's the dominant view. most people i know consider the whole thing a tempest in a teapot (caveat about reality bubbles goes here).

oculus lump (contenderizer), Thursday, 7 July 2016 12:32 (seven years ago) link

whether or not JFK was assassinated

"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes."

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 7 July 2016 12:47 (seven years ago) link

yeah i keep getting into this habit of words out. :(

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 7 July 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link

the only possible way it could make any sense (even if the calculation is wrong)

he's incapable of apologizing or admitting mistakes. it's often dressed up as an 'art of the deal' component -- never back down -- but he simply can't do it, it's too much like 'losing'

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 July 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSibtcXPKVg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 7 July 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

When I saw that last night, along with other rambling excerpts from the speech, I thought "This guy's losing his mind." When he got to the mosquito part, I figured it was probably something he was planning to work in there. Which doesn't rule out that he might be losing his mind.

clemenza, Thursday, 7 July 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

dog whistle for "mestizos"?

ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 7 July 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

I'm listening to that rally speech right now. He's certainly no more substantive and no less insane than the last time I listened to him speak at any length. I feel more like I'm listening to a tape of Paul Stanley's onstage banter than a presidential candidate supposedly laying out his platform.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

cronos for veep

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 7 July 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

I have to say, Trump's house really must be made of just the best glass, such great glass you can't believe it. It doesn't break, no matter how many stones he throws. Sad!!

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

Comey's testifying now. Does Trump have a nickname for him yet? Creepy Comey echoes Creepy Carrie nicely...

clemenza, Thursday, 7 July 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

Mosquitos target our precious bodily fluids.

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 7 July 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

I'm surely not the first person to draw this parallel, but I'm getting some serious Drunk Uncle vibes from this Trump speech. He rambles incoherently until he tapers off and the crowd cheers...because he finished a sentence or something, I guess? Except for when he pays lip service to Hispanics or African Americans or the LGBT community, when they grow strangely quiet for some reason. I dunno. It's just more of the same. So goddamn bizarre.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

Wow, I think Trump actually believes he was the first to ever refer to American politics as a rigged system. Really doubling down on that one. Such an innovator.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

Clinton will very likely get through this, but I think the Republicans are decimating Comey.

clemenza, Thursday, 7 July 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

The Republican questioners talk about Clinton; the Democrats talk about Petraeus and Trump,.

clemenza, Thursday, 7 July 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

i wasn't going to vote for her but that was before i learned that if i vote for the green party i can cancel my student debt

http://i.imgur.com/tlOLiPk.png

Mordy, Thursday, 7 July 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

I know almost nothing about James Comey but what I do know suggests he's a craven doofus who shouldn't have this job

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

It's a shitty day for Clinton when trey fucking gowdy is scoring points:

Representative Trey Gowdy, Republican of South Carolina, read Mrs. Clinton’s public statements about her email account to Mr. Comey and repeatedly asked: is that true?

The answer from the F.B.I. director could not be seen as good news in Mrs. Clinton’s campaign headquarters: Mr. Comey repeatedly said that Mrs. Clinton’s statements were not true.

“Secretary Clinton said there was nothing marked classified,” Mr. Gowdy said.

Mr. Comey said that description was “not true.”

Mr. Gowdy noted that Mrs. Clinton said there was no classified material on her servers.

“There was classified email,” Mr. Comey said.

Mr. Gowdy said that Mrs. Clinton claimed that she turned over all work-related emails.

“We found work-related emails, thousands, that were not returned,” Mr. Comey said.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

I know almost nothing about James Comey but what I do know suggests he's a craven doofus who shouldn't have this job

― Sean, let me be clear (silby)

should fit in nicely with congress then

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

I was going to say that I hope Alfred's watching; I think that's Mark Halperin at the right of the frame when the camera's on Comey.

clemenza, Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

brb gonna get chips

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

Clinton should just come out and say "look, I have no idea how an e-mail server works and neither do most of you, there was no security breach and nobody was harmed, so who gives a shit"

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

Comey did as well as he could have on Tuesday, but found the part of Comey's speech when he said foreign agents "may" or "might" have looked at her material irresponsible. Keep it in your pants, Romeo.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

(xpost) I don't know...that sounds a little bit like Rosemary Woods saying she didn't understand how a tape recorder worked.

clemenza, Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

Rosemary Woods's job was to operate the tape recorder. Hillary Clinton was the Secretary of State. HTH

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

i consider myself at least mildly tech-aware and i don't think i could describe what a server does in a way that didn't make me sound like an idiot.

evol j, Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

just reading some live updates, it seems like this is going....not very well for the GOP

frogbs, Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

sorry for the massive c/p from another message board but this is a good readthrough of why this isn't a very big deal:

This is primarily a meta-argument about how the email scandal accusations are framed.

xxxxxxx posted:

It's very likely that the state dept had no mechanism for delivering classified email to smartphones and the only option would be unclassified email.

When Colin Powell stepped up in 2004 the state department didn't have email at all. He used a private mail account through dial up on his personal laptop in his office to do all his emailing in part to show other people how awesome email is and make the case for adopting it.

In his autobiography he talks with pride about successfully making the case to get funding that allowed him to purchase 44,000 internet capable computers so that every person at state could have one:

http://www.politicususa.com/2015/03...il-scandal.html

Colin Powell posted:

What I did when I entered the State Department, I found an antiquated system that had to be modernized and modernized quickly.

So we put in place new systems, bought 44,000 computers and put a new Internet capable computer on every single desk in every embassy, every office in the State Department. And then I connected it with software.

But in order to change the culture, to change the brainware, as I call it, I started using it in order to get everybody to use it, so we could be a 21st century institution and not a 19th century.

It's a rather important bit of perspective to realize that when Clinton stepped up in 2008 email was still a rather new thing at State ( it takes awhile to get funding and install 44,000 computers ) and that prior to its adoption all the business done on email was done on private accounts out of band. For example, Powell's demo email account only connected with staff who also had private email accounts since the .gov email system didn't exist yet. People who frame this as if the state department IT was run like a James Bond movie are misinformed. Deliberately so since talking up the maturity/security of their IT allows detractors to make Clinton's actions look more significant/subversive.

Another bit of misleading framing is the implication or claim that Clintons' server was set up after she was appointed SoS. In reality the Clinton family server was set up by Bill after he stepped down around 2001ish. Hillary had her blackberry hooked up to it all during the primary. Setting up a secure email server is a significant endeavor for the layman. By claiming it was done after she stepped up you make listeners suspicious and prime them to accept a devious motive. The truth that she just kept on using the setup she'd been using, otoh, flows much more naturally into Hillary's stated reason, convenience. All her shit was there and why mess with what works? You can juggle two mail boxes ok but juggling two calendars completely defeats the purpose of a calendar. Again, she used it in place of a non-classified .gov email. When she had to use the secure system she went to the secure building and handed over her wireless devices to security to get in and sit at a special secure terminal like everyone else. She hated it just like everyone else. Lastly, her own emails show her asking IT to hook up her blackberry to a .gov account and them saying they couldn't do it.. ( http://www.cbsnews.com/news/emails-...ure-smartphone/ ). This information is also left out or actively lied about by people pushing a nefarious motives narrative since attempt to use the State system while maintaining the functionality of her system undermines their entire premise.

The last major false frame of the email scandal is the idea that criminal prosecution is something that routinely happens when people mess up with secure material. You get a lot of hyperbolic claims about how much trouble a regular Joe would be if they'd done that. Also a shit ton of quoting snippets of legal statutes and torturing the definition of the word "deliberately". If security agencies criminally prosecuted people for honest mistakes then people would never self report or cooperate with security audits for fear of jail. It is more important that breaches be promptly and honestly reported than to jail people for mistakes. They will fuck you up if you deliberately sell data or deliberately post it to wiki leaks sure. But if you are operating in good faith then jail isn't a realistic outcome even if you "deliberately" took some work home with you the night you got mugged and someone stole your backpack. You didn't intend for the data to get away so that's not the right kind of "deliberately" to get anti-espionage statutes thrown at you.

A minor frame used in all three major frames is trying to make this an elitist thing. Asserting that nobody else uses personal emails when it was actually a common practice or that she is avoiding punishment others would face when in reality punishment would be the exception rather than the rule.

Once you see the tropes and false frames, you can't un-see them.

xxxxx posted:
That is exactly what she did though? It was all on the same server unless you are drawing the distinction at email address instead of hardware that hosted it.

No.

She used it instead of an unclassified .gov email. The classified system is something else entirely. It's not even connected to the civilian internet.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SIPRNet

One of the accusations in the right wing media is that she sneaker-netted a few classified documents from a SIPRNet terminal to the unclassified email system. The quote you'll see for that will have a snippet from her emails with the word "nonpaper" in it ... which is industry jargon for removing the classified bits so that you can release the rest. telling an aid to make it nonpaper and send it is not a problem.

frogbs, Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

Re: email servers, these days everyone is a fucking expert on everything that anyone talks about in the news. Everyone has to have an opinion even if they don't understand the basics of the thing they're forming (or, more likely, regurgitating) an opinion about, and you don't want to be the asshole who ever professes ignorance about anything.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

Actually, I'm wrong about Woods--she attributed the gap to a mistake, not to not understanding a tape recorder:

Nixon’s Secretary Rose Mary Woods took the blame for the first five minutes of the erasure. She said that she had been transcribing the tape, and when she reached to take a phone call, her foot hit a pedal on the recording machine, inadvertently causing the tape player to “record” over the original tape’s contents.

Anyway, all the intentional scrubbing of e-mails that today's testimony has made fairly clear, that doesn't seem connected to whether or not Clinton understood how a server works.

clemenza, Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

"Another bit of misleading framing is the implication or claim that Clintons' server was set up after she was appointed SoS. In reality the Clinton family server was set up by Bill after he stepped down around 2001ish."

i'm old enough to remember nixon constantly talking about how lbj set up the white house recording system. if you're going to talk about "framing" probably good not to frame things in a way with direct parallels to watergate.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

the photo of Woods reenacting how she "accidentally" erased that tape is one of my favorite images from Watergate

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

I like the idea of Sid Blumenthal as Clinton's Rose Mary Woods.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

http://nsarchive.gwu.edu/news/20140324/images/Rosemary_2.jpg

Back, and to the left.
Back, and to the left.
Back, and to the left.

clemenza, Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

I really want an interviewer to ask Trump, "what's a server?"

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

And then, I guess, reframe the question after Trump points at the dude who brought him his taco bowl.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

Also, "explain the procedure for processing refugees from Syria or elsewhere." Or any number of other things he rails against without betraying the slightest understanding about.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

I hope that now that the media have started actively calling out his lies and misstatements, that the moderators don't let him get away with any of this shit at the debates and cause him to just melt down.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

debates are gonna be pretty unpredictable. I could see Trump refusing to do it.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

"Not only will I stand up for Article One," Trump enthusiastically stated, according to the member in the room. "I'll stand up for Article Two, Article 12, you name it of the Constitution."

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/trump-changes-few-minds-with-meeting-on-the-hill

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC) said that Trump did a good job at the meeting "laying out a conservative agenda," but when asked if he still had fears about Trump's candidacy, Meadows said, "I got an interview I got to run to."

iatee, Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

Ha ha ha ha. Oh my god.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

presumably a job interview

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

Shouldn't we have some basic low threshold for allowing a person to become a presidential nominee? Like passing a citizenship test or something?

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

That seems like a nice idea but no. Never.

Signed, someone with ancestors who faced "literacy tests" when they attempted to vote.

volumetric god rays (DJP), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

I'd argue that there's a difference between what one should expect from a voter and what one should expect from the people who want to run the country.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

Republicans now following Trump's lead in the direction of coordinated conspiracy. Dumb. They were doing fine trying to get Comey to explain the difference between "gross negligence" and "extreme carelessness."

clemenza, Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

"I'll stand up for Article Two, Article 12, you name it of the Constitution."

"Seriously, you gotta name it, cause I have no idea what all's in there"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

missed opportunity to get him to endorse Article 1, Section 2, Paragraph 3

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

Isn't the Constitution that piece of paper with "GUNZ R OK" scrawled across it in crayon? What more do you need to know? Defend it all!

some anal dread (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

"I think he was confusing Articles and Amendments. Remember, this guy doesn't speak from a TelePrompter. He speaks from the heart retweets a bunch of shit he found on racist websites, claims there's no difference between that and a Disney sticker book, and then goes on to compliment Saddam Hussein."

it's GUNZ R THE GREATEST, REALLY THE BEST, JUST UNBELIEVABLE iirc

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

re tests for nominees, if the american electorate actually chooses trump, the country is so fucked that rejecting him wouldn't have helped anyway

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

serious lol @ "He was just listing out numbers"

frogbs, Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

24 is the highest number iirc

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/15QO0jqMP6I/hqdefault.jpg

Article 1, Article 12, whatever it takes

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

I'm honestly curious what these people think they gain in undergoing the mental gymnastics of trying to twist Trump's words and actions into anything rational and defensible. Best case scenario, you're unlikely to earn any personal favor from a President Trump. Maybe he'll let you fetch his McDonald's, if you're really lucky.

some anal dread (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

I guess, in a broader sense, I'm curious what it's like to have no convictions or backbone.

some anal dread (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

omg the quotes in that thing from Flake and Sasse holy shit

“Mr. Sasse continues to believe that our country is in a bad place and, with these two candidates, this election remains a dumpster fire. Nothing has changed.”

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

this election remains a dumpster fire definitely new thread title.

Flake told Trump that he wants to be able to support him – “I’m not part of the Never Trump movement,” the senator said – but that he remains uncomfortable backing him, the officials said.

Trump said at the meeting that he has yet to attack Flake hard, but threatened to begin doing so.

Mordy, Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

“If you look at the trajectory of his unforced errors, he’s getting better,” said Rep. Bill Flores (R-Tex.). “I mean, he’s not where we want him to be, but he’s getting better.”

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

denial is a great place to be, the best

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

He can't even manage to play nice with a group of senators who are desperate to find a justification to support him

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

When asked whether he was bothered by the tweet, Rep. Lee Zeldin (R-N.Y.), the only Jewish Republican in Congress, said: “I don’t think it helps him.”

dying

volumetric god rays (DJP), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

holy shit:

Trump’s most tense exchange was with Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.), who has been vocal in his concerns about the business mogul’s candidacy, especially his rhetoric and policies on immigration that the senator argues alienate many Latino and other voters in Arizona.

When Flake stood up and introduced himself, Trump told him: “You’ve been very critical of me.”

“Yes, I’m the other senator from Arizona – the one who didn’t get captured – and I want to talk to you about statements like that,” Flake responded, according to two Republican officials.

Flake was referencing Trump’s comments last summer about the military service of Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), who was a prisoner of war during the Vietnam conflict. Trump questioned whether McCain was a war hero because he was captured

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

knives out!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

That's so utterly tepid

timellison, Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile, over in Moscow, one of Trump's foreign policy brain trust types, a Carter Page, has been giving a speech and answering questions. And oh my god.

https://twitter.com/shaunwalker7/status/751098519151312896

https://twitter.com/shaunwalker7/status/751099084367400960

But the best is this whole Twitter thread. Just read 'em all.

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/751089043945971712

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

Article 12 details how we rebelled against King George VII and quotes III Corinthians.

That said, cue Republican "57 states" counter-zing.

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

Haha - Roger Stone is doing a Reddit-style AMA on men's style on *nfoWars tonight:

https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/751080723415638016

Any Given User (Eazy), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

the tpm rundown of the trump-GOP meeting has some more quotes, all very good

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/trump-changes-few-minds-with-meeting-on-the-hill

goole, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

oh shit 2 hrs behind as usual

goole, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

never thought i'd have any pity for paul ryan but this is just humiliating

“What I thought was especially helpful today was our members just got access and got to ask their questions and talk about their issues,” said House Speaker Paul D. Ryan (R-Wis.). “I thought he did a great job engaging with our members, and I think our members appreciated it.”

“We clearly have a presumptive nominee who wants to work with us on moving this agenda forward,” Ryan said.

goole, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

I have no pity for Paul Ryan. He's chosen to roll in this shitpuddle.

some anal dread (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

And again, what's the upside? These dudes aren't even getting any campaign finance assistance by smooching Trump's ass.

some anal dread (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

Ryan can go die in a dumpster fire

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

looks like he's getting his chance

volumetric god rays (DJP), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

some enterprising reporter needs to ask trump, 'who's worse, hillary clinton or jeff flake?'

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

"who's worse, Hillary or Graydon?"

ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

if ryan is really a republican, why is his middle initial "D"?

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

Where's his baseball cap which indicates his preference re: the status of America? He must want the USA to be even worse. Sad!!

some anal dread (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

because he puts the "dick" in Republican.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

^ Roger Ailes wishes he could

ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

because he puts the "dick" in Republican.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

the man's no richard nixon.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

And again, what's the upside? These dudes aren't even getting any campaign finance assistance by smooching Trump's ass.

― some anal dread (Old Lunch), Thursday, July 7, 2016 2:32 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, but they're STICKING IT TO THE LIBTARDS!

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

And again, what's the upside?

Maybe no one runs against them in primaries? That's all they worry about.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

I know it's an old saw but, depending on the ultimate fallout of his candidacy, I feel like history is going to be particularly unkind to the weasels who fall in with Trump or grant him any legitimacy.

some anal dread (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

Paul Ryan is a fraud and a horrible human being and deserves no one's sympathy

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

lol Lyin Ted set to speak at the RNC

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 7 July 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

Speech Forecast: 100% chance of lies!

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 7 July 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

yesssss

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

I saw that and literally cackled with glee, then sat back and thought long and hard about all the decisions in my life that led me to a point where seeing that message pop up as a CNN alert on my phone would actually make me cackle with glee, and now I'm kind of depressed

volumetric god rays (DJP), Thursday, 7 July 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

oooh

ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 7 July 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

I'll be deeply disappointed if the RNC isn't a complete shambles

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 7 July 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

erick² has decided trump's entire candidacy is a clinton setup; claims that trump would lose a convention fight if the delegates could vote in secret

missing is an explanation why a) the gop has completely fallen for it (because lol it wasn't due to open primaries erick²) b) none of the delegates have the moral fortitude to cast their anti-trump votes in public

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 July 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

I saw that and literally cackled with glee, then sat back and thought long and hard about all the decisions in my life that led me to a point where seeing that message pop up as a CNN alert on my phone would actually make me cackle with glee, and now I'm kind of depressed

I loathe and despise myself for this, but

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/46/c0/95/46c0956f87419b42cb5f00bf91fb6a44.jpg

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 7 July 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

My internet is spotty at the moment so forgive me but: is Lyin' Ted speaking at the request of the RNC or at the request of Donnie Daddyissues? Because both options are hilarious but different varieties of hilarious.

some anal dread (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmyrxzfUMAEpm9L.jpg

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

Cruz told reporters Thursday that the real estate mogul offered his former primary rival a speaking slot during the meeting and Cruz accepted. He added that he and Trump did not discuss an endorsement
xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 7 July 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

speaking as someone with an it background, i would love to see a world where we actually had the power to deny access to sensitive data to anybody who displayed "extreme carelessness" handling it. we'd have most of the ceos of fortune 500 companies locked out of their companies' computer networks within a week. :)

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 7 July 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

Presented in a recent interview with a scenario, floating around the political ether, in which the presumptive Republican nominee proves all the naysayers wrong, beats Hillary Clinton and wins the presidency, only to forgo the office as the ultimate walk-off winner, Mr. Trump flashed a mischievous smile.

“I’ll let you know how I feel about it after it happens,” he said, minutes before leaving his Trump Tower office to fly to a campaign rally in New Hampshire.

Mordy, Thursday, 7 July 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link

I am running for president, folks, make no mistake! We are gonna take back the White House and it's gonna be terrific.

timellison, Thursday, 7 July 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

Is this for real that his campaign is floating Ivanka as the vp choice???

Mordy, Thursday, 7 July 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

feel like i predicted that at some point

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 July 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

nothing says power mad authoritarian like appointing your children to key positions in your government

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 7 July 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

papatrump and babytrump

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 7 July 2016 23:26 (seven years ago) link

don't desecrate the good name of Frog and Toad. i'll cut you.

ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 7 July 2016 23:32 (seven years ago) link

otm

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 7 July 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

State Dept reopening investigation into email server. for fuck's sake

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/07/politics/state-department-reopens-probe-into-clinton-emails/index.html?adkey=bn

akm, Friday, 8 July 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

I think this is procedure: they suspended their internal whatsis while the DoJ investigation was ongoing. Now that that's done, they can tie up loose ends.

State's internal process will determine whether any of them "security and administrative" consequences are warranted - either disciplining current employees, or putting some kind of negative mark in the file of past employees. Again, since Clinton was the actual boss, it hardly matters what her Permanent Record says, and she doesn't work there anymore so they can't really do anything to her. Even if they wanted to. Which they don't.

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 July 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

is there really such thing as a permanent record

akm, Friday, 8 July 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

according to thread "Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do", yes.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 8 July 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link

whose job is it to keep Trump off Twitter right this moment, cuz he's doing a phenomenal job.

frogbs, Friday, 8 July 2016 04:07 (seven years ago) link

you know he's got that "Thanks Obama for creating a racial divide in this country! Sad!!" tweet locked and loaded

frogbs, Friday, 8 July 2016 04:19 (seven years ago) link

feel like hill is gonna be just as vocal abt this

schlump, Friday, 8 July 2016 04:28 (seven years ago) link

it's all safe pieties from her til november

j., Friday, 8 July 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

@realDonaldTrump
Prayers and condolences to all of the families who are so thoroughly devastated by the horrors we are all watching take place in our country

obv not his words

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 8 July 2016 13:10 (seven years ago) link

much longer response on Facebook, yeah this is clearly not him

frogbs, Friday, 8 July 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

After watching him at his last rally reading something he wrote on the plane trip over, I have a clearer if not much altered idea of what he's actually capable of writing.

some anal dread (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 July 2016 14:04 (seven years ago) link

Paulina Burton knows what's up

http://i.imgur.com/F7YOFPs.png

frogbs, Friday, 8 July 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

it's all a plan for obama to institute martial law and extend his Presidency of course

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 8 July 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link

He reminds me of when I worked retail and there was that handful of weird regulars who would come in to the store that we were instructed to ignore until they go away. Mostly because they would have these very distinct styles of inane ranting that never had a particular point, or they would contradict themselves in the very next rant, but the only consistent element was that they wanted their ranting victim to understand that they understood clearly that things were very bad, not good at all, and that those responsible knew it but won't admit it but they know they're screwing up or they know exactly what they're doing (evil), etc. Actual non-vague solutions to these wake up sheeple issues were indeed things like "gotta nuke them all" or "gotta build a wall and get rid of them" or "ban all of them from coming here". If Trump didn't have money you know he'd be just another one of those guys with terrible breath posting flyers around town and cornering some retail employee until a manager comes over to distract them or kick them out.

Evan, Friday, 8 July 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

xxp man, that new communications director is already earning his paycheck

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 8 July 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

whose job is it to keep Trump off Twitter right this moment, cuz he's doing a phenomenal job.
― frogbs

that new communications director is already earning his paycheck
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.)

I don't ever look at Trump's social media--just whatever makes the news--but the same thing occurred to me at some point yesterday. I kept waiting for some kind of incendiary, reckless statement, and nothing came.

clemenza, Friday, 8 July 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

I'm sure it was as simple as instructing the appropriate staff member to change his Twitter password. I highly doubt he knows how to navigate a technical obstacle of that magnitude.

some anal dread (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 July 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

but does he know how an e-mail server works

Οὖτις, Friday, 8 July 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

Oh, he knows, I promise you that. He knows better than anybody.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 8 July 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

He knows how all of the mail servers work. E-mail, f-mail, even w-mail. You name it.

some anal dread (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 July 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

i've read that he writes out his tweets and hands them to an aide to actually type them into the twitter app

which would not surprise me

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 8 July 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

Oh my god, that makes so much more sense. I couldn't figure out how such an apparent technophobe manages to use social media as frequently as he does.

some anal dread (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 July 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

Nabokov, Kael, all the great ones write by hand.

clemenza, Friday, 8 July 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

he actually types out his tweets on a vintage 1921 mechanical typewriter, then sends them by pneumatic tube to his intern downstairs

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 8 July 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

If she wants to, Clinton might still be able to run against Bush. Unless there's someone in closer proximity.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/193517/bush-leads-obama-blame-economic-troubles.aspx?g_source=Politics&g_medium=newsfeed&g_campaign=tiles

clemenza, Friday, 8 July 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

then sends them by pneumatic tube to his intern downstairs

― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, July 8, 2016 2:03 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gross!

Evan, Friday, 8 July 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jul/10/donald-trump-likely-choose-indiana-gov-mike-pence-/

This would command the world's attention for about 90 minutes. I guess boring is part of the calculation...still hoping for rogue Newt--maybe his sane comments the other day dropped him from consideration.

clemenza, Monday, 11 July 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link

FYI Mike Pence is batshit insane and far from boring

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/08/473518239/periods-as-protest-indiana-women-call-governor-to-talk-about-menstrual-cycles

sleeve, Monday, 11 July 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

Guys: Trump has added the director of communications for UFC to his staff. I don't even know what world this is anymore. I expect to hear news of the cabinet appointments of Hulk Hogan and several of Jeff Dunham's puppets any day now.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 July 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

http://fusion.net/story/323539/how-bernie-sanders-lost-black-voters/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=partner&utm_campaign=fivethirtyeight

look, someone took a bunch of my ILX posts and supported the general unease with the Sanders campaign with a bunch of interviews

volumetric god rays (DJP), Monday, 11 July 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

obvious headline grab from the GOP platformers, but i have to credit yahoo with a great photo choice here

https://www.yahoo.com/news/rnc-platform-draft-porn-000000329.html

goole, Monday, 11 July 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

ahahahahahaa

volumetric god rays (DJP), Monday, 11 July 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

Thanks iStockPhoto

Nhex, Monday, 11 July 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

obv I'm stealing that

http://porno (DJP), Monday, 11 July 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

So THAT'S where they keep the porno.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 July 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

i've been trying to connect to 127.0.0.1 for all the best porn ever since somebody on usenet in 1994 told me that's where all the best stuff was

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Monday, 11 July 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

We're not taking away your porno. We're replacing it with much, much better porno. The best porno. Porno that's better than any porno you've ever seen. We'll make porno great again!

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 11 July 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

Yeah as a bleached asshole there's no way Trump is going to be anti-porno

Evan, Monday, 11 July 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

We're gonna be porning so much you're gonna get sick of porno.

evol j, Monday, 11 July 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

shut down Miss Universe

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 11 July 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

This is not a good time to come up with new porno movie ideas crut

Evan, Monday, 11 July 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link

GOP platform: "porn is a public health crisis! porn is bad!"

GOP presidential nominee: http://hop.media/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/trump-playboy.jpg

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 11 July 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

trump rocking an early prototype of the dreamworks face there

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/11/118820/2792340-1237776994-tumbl.jpg

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 July 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

Koch not supporting Chump: https://www.yahoo.com/news/conservative-power-broker-no-trump-222735916.html

Οὖτις, Monday, 11 July 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

very Presidential

http://porno (DJP), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

twitter account clearly out of trump's tiny hands at the moment. they've got the syntax but not the batshit.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

"Unattractive both inside and out"--looks at the whole woman, not hung up on physical beauty.

"He made a good decision"--very pro-LGBT.

He's reaching out, you just have to carefully parse what he says.

clemenza, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

It is both sexist and homophobic to criticize that tweet. And also sad, of course.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

that tweet is pre-Sad! afaict

(a phenomenon analyzed in gender studies) (crüt), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

it's also from 4 years ago

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

that's what i meant

anyway are people really so unenthused by Bernie Sanders finally endorsing Hillary that we're going to talk about this Trump tweet from the last election cycle

(a phenomenon analyzed in gender studies) (crüt), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

in fairness, I posted before the Sanders news broke

http://porno (DJP), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

Is anyone legitimately surprised by the Bernie endorsement?

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

The American people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn endorsement!

clemenza, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

Is anyone legitimately surprised by the Bernie endorsement?

― Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, July 12, 2016 12:16 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reddit/facebook culty berniebros

Evan, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

not surprised but relieved that it's finally happened

(a phenomenon analyzed in gender studies) (crüt), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

So sick of seeing paintings of Bernie smiling triumphantly with his fists in the air with an evil Hillary grimace in the background in every hippie leaning town around here.

Evan, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

My Berniebro friend just posted "Well, looks like Jill Stein" on FB, like he was really holding out for some Bernie surprise. xp

this is a salad for the BALSAMIC REVIVAL (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

they're called Jilljocks now

(a phenomenon analyzed in gender studies) (crüt), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

fucking lames

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

why won't they get behind a "powerful woman" like HRC?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0bZQ3QLW4M

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/news/john-cassidy/bernie-sanderss-philosophical-victory?mbid=social_twitter

cassidy on how bernie's delaying tactics appeared to have paid off

k3vin k., Tuesday, 12 July 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

not surprised but relieved that it's finally happened

^ yeah, not much more to say

oculus lump (contenderizer), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

they're called Jilljocks now

...or Gary's Johnsons

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

@timkmak
Republicans debating whether to refer to "unborn" or "preborn" child -- one delegate says "unborn" is shorter for twitter purposes

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

u_u

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

"kid2b" is even shorter

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

nigel farage is attending the GOP convention

goole, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

*makes jerkoff motion so large i dislocate both shoulders*

goole, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

also newt gingrich and fox have mutually suspended his contract as a commentator so you know RUMORMONGERING

goole, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

please pick newt

a (waterface), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

Frog & Toad hit the Road to campaign

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

i might cry if it's not newt

jill stein lol police (sciatica), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

pence is an amazing piece of crap.

akm, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 23:41 (seven years ago) link

No. He's a predictable piece of crap.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link

trump needs a vp candidate who has "rich" in his name, not mere pence

(a phenomenon analyzed in gender studies) (crüt), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

trump seems to be giving another nonsensical speech tonight

why doesn't some video person do a mashup of trump word salad with palin word salad b/c they are pretty much the same thing

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/i3YZKEVAmUY

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

That vine will haunt my dreams; curse you daria-g

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

i'm sorry try this one

https://vine.co/v/57WBZAmLAqD

the look on michelle obama's face!

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

kl;asdfkllkadsf

mom us (map), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

omg

(a phenomenon analyzed in gender studies) (crüt), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

lol at barack sorta laughing at the amazingly untenable position michelle is in there

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 04:04 (seven years ago) link

A friend and I were talking a little while ago about how surprisingly decent Dubya's non-dancing performance was. It reminded us both how OK he could be with a script, even one filled with platitudes, like his dad never was; Poppy read prepared texts like the letters were backwards.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 04:08 (seven years ago) link

Three days after a gunman claiming allegiance to the Islamic State killed 49 people in a gay club in Orlando, Fla., a crowd of college students gathered two blocks from the site of the massacre. They wore Trump hats or T-shirts and chanted, “Build that wall.” They cracked jokes about trigger warnings or whether the sidewalk counted as a safe space.

A few minutes later, a black S.U.V. pulled up, delivering Milo Yiannopoulos, a 30-something gay conservative raised in London and now a minor celebrity among the alt-right.

Since 2014, Mr. Yiannopoulos has toured college campuses in the United States and England, staging a performance that is equal parts spectacle and stump speech. Mr. Yiannopoulos dismisses statistics on campus rape as an official fiction and favors the slogan “Feminism is a cancer.”

His barbs are directed chiefly at liberals, feminists and Black Lives Matter activists, all of whom routinely show up to protest or disrupt his speeches. His followers film these confrontations and share them enthusiastically on YouTube and Facebook. In one video, Mr. Yiannopoulos arrives at a speech on a sedan chair carried by several young men wearing Trump hats.

“I knew I could have fun on campuses because they are so uptight and they are so ruled by the people I don’t like,” said Mr. Yiannopoulos, who considers himself a “free-speech fundamentalist.” He added, “Less cynically, they’re an important battleground.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/14/us/politics/donald-trump-white-identity.html?rref=homepage&module=Ribbon&version=context®ion=Header&action=click&contentCollection=Home%20Page&pgtype=Multimedia

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 11:02 (seven years ago) link

I can't believe I'm surprised by a thing Trump said

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-claims-seen-moment-of-silence-dallas-shooter

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 12:33 (seven years ago) link

Heinous and repugnant but the moment of silence thing isn't even the most O_O quote in that article:

O’Reilly pushed Trump to focus on “the African-American experience,” asking if he understood it.

“Well, I would like to say yes, but you really can't unless you are African-American,” he replied. “You can't truly understand what's going on unless you are African-American. I would like to say yes, however.”

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 12:38 (seven years ago) link

Which is, I guess, because Donald Trump is the most oppressed minority in this country.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-claims-seen-moment-of-silence-dallas-shooter

just the latest morph of "brooklyn muslims celebrated 9/11 in the streets"

oculus lump (contenderizer), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 12:42 (seven years ago) link

Orange lives matter, Old Lunch.

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:00 (seven years ago) link

just the latest morph of "brooklyn muslims celebrated 9/11 in the streets"

― oculus lump (contenderizer), Wednesday, July 13, 2016 8:42 AM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was Jersey City, actually. Get your historical facts straight!

Evan, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

Jersey City was the flashy one - the celebrations in Brooklyn don't count less just because they weren't as attention-grabbing.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

[The presumptive GOP nominee shared other thoughts on race relations during his interview with O’Reilly. Asked if he agreed that the system was biased against black Americans, Trump pointed out that it was rigged “even against” him.

“What I'm saying they are not necessarily wrong,” he explained. “There are certain people where unfortunately that comes into play. I'm not saying that. I can relate it really very much to myself.”

As for whether black Americans are treated differently than whites by the police, Trump said “it’s possible.”


dude is sounding like a bot

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

It's possible that African Americans get a raw deal, although it's hard to say. Donald Trump, though, my god. That poor, poor man.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

The best approach to a Trump satire would be to lay out the grueling details of his hardscrabble life's journey as seen through his perpetually victimized eyes.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 14:37 (seven years ago) link

The best approach to a Trump satire would be to burn it all down.

http://porno (DJP), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

This one time, the country club pool was being cleaned and he had to wait. Sad!

Another time, a beauty pageant venue required payment in advance. Sad!

Then there was a slight delay in his scheduled delivery of Slovakian-model potential brides. Sad!

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

The best Trump satire is all the previous and current seasons of Decker

Evan, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link

"Our Values Are Under Attack" would be such a great campaign song

"You wave a flag on Christmas day...they'll throw you in jail, whoa!"

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/07/12/donald-trump-has-no-interest-in-apologizing-to-john-mccain/

Following a policy speech in Virginia Beach on Monday afternoon, a reporter from WAVY-TV, the NBC affiliate for the Hampton Roads area, interviewed Trump and noted that many veterans continue to be offended by Trump's year-old comment. He asked Trump if he would like to apologize for what he said.

"No, I've said it," Trump said."And, you know, I was disappointed with John, because I think much more work should have been done for our veterans. We have not done the good job for our veterans, and I will take care of our veterans, and the veterans know that. And I will say that in terms of polls, I am doing better — by far better — than anybody with respect to the veterans. No, I was very disappointed with the work done for our veterans. And we're going to make it good for them again. We have to make it good for them again. They are great people, and we have done a very poor job."

McCain's office pushed back against Trump's accusation that the senator has not done enough for veterans, pointing out that one of McCain's top priorities is fixing the broken veterans' health-care system and that he has pushed a series of key reforms.

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

is there documented proof of Trump apologizing for any single thing he's done or said in the past year? maybe it's time to stop framing the question as "Are you going to apologize?" or "Do you regret..." and just start saying "You're not sorry for (insert here), are you?" or "You don't plan to ever apologize for (crazy thing), do you?"

evol j, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/13/us/politics/republican-convention-issues.html?_r=0

The platform demands that lawmakers use religion as a guide when legislating, stipulating “that man-made law must be consistent with God-given, natural rights.”

It also encourages the teaching of the Bible in public schools because, the amendment said, a good understanding of its contents is “indispensable for the development of an educated citizenry.”

The pornography provision was not in an initial draft that the Republican National Committee drew up and released on Sunday. But delegates added it on Monday at the same time they were inserting many of the amendments opposing gay and transgender rights. It calls pornography “a public menace” that is especially harmful to children.

The War on porn??? wtf year is it ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

Oh, man, I hope this leads to a new edition of the Meese Commission report being published. Funniest book I ever read.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

this will go over well with their key demographic of straight male misogynists

(a phenomenon analyzed in gender studies) (crüt), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

What or who, exactly, gives a fuck about the Republican Platform?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

probably as many who give a fuck about the Dems'.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

log cabin republicans, apparently.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

I don't ever remember a town hall meeting with The Speaker of The house. what the hell was that all about anyways? just CNN wishing he'd talk about Trump as if they don't enough already

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

looking up log cabin republicans brought me to the wikipedia page on this group:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GOProud

peter thiel was involved. obviously.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

i was just totally confused by it so much so that i watched it for 10 minutes .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

"Delegates drafting the Republican National Convention platform approved removing language encouraging a two-state solution for Israelis and Palestinians."

RNC now more right-wing than Bibi.

Mordy, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

trump up in a few places in latest quinnipiac poll

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/753236366826156032

Pretty sharp uptick for Trump in our forecast, after this morning's polling. Chances up to 27% in polls-only model.

goole, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

the best 27%

convention bump coming

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

qunnipiac has been more r leaning the last two polls so Im gonna tie my hopes to that

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

4 months, HillBots...how you feelin'?

Iago Galdston, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

robots don't have feelings

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

just policy positions

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

http://www.cooltanarts.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/robot.jpg

"How. Do. You. Feel. HillBots? My. Counterculture. Programming. Makes. My. Manufacturing. Model. Slightly. Less. Common. Than. Yours."

Mordy, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

loool

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

srsly tho the quinn demo + party ID numbers look weird? also:

New NBC/WSJ/Marist polls:

IA: Clinton 42, Trump 39
OH: Clinton 39, Trump 39
PA: Clinton 45, Trump 36

July 5-10, MOE +/- 3.4%

Monmouth CO poll with 13-pt Clinton lead:

Clinton - 48
Trump - 35
Johnson - 5

11% Hispanic sample

not to be all unskew but generally the safe bet is not to freak out too much about one particular bad polling result

Mordy, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

trump up in a few places in latest quinnipiac poll

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/753236366826156032

Pretty sharp uptick for Trump in our forecast, after this morning's polling. Chances up to 27% in polls-only model.

Quinn has consistently under polled minorities though.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link

sample size is also only a thousand which seems super low to me, but it seems to be pretty standard

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

and every one of those people started a band

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

1000 people implies a 3% error which is usually good enough except in very close races

the quinnipac bias is accounted for by the 538 model and even with that there was a (very small!) move up to 27%, so at least nate silver thinks these results are significant (in the statistical sense)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

I am trying to take a week or two off from poll-watching because news events (icymi there have been a few of those recently) take a while to show their effect, or lack of effect.

At the same time, I will note that the current distance between Trump and Clinton reflects his "unification bounce" and not hers.

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

Just want to register here that despite that poll I find it really hard to believe Trump is going to be competitive in Ohio. Republicans there really like Kasich and Kasich is the most solidly anti-Trump of the primary candidates. Democrats there went for Clinton over Sanders 56-42. Just don't see his votes there.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

Per Greg Sargent:

the Q-polls are out of sync with the polling averages, which have Clinton up by three in Florida, five in Pennsylvania, and three in Ohio. Stick to the averages, folks.

link: https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2016/07/13/only-one-of-the-candidates-is-actively-trying-to-divide-the-country/?tid=pm_opinions_pop_b

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

I don't know anyone back home (conservative-leaning rural IN) who doesn't think Trump is a joke and completely insane. Anecdotal, I know, but still.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

Ohio white voters:
Trump, 43%
Clinton, 33%

Ohio black voters:
Trump, 0%
Clinton, 88%

-- WSJ/NBC/Marist poll

a (waterface), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

But paying more attention to what's happening in Europe since Brexit and I'm starting to feel like the whole world is going crazy so who even knows anymore.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

xpost Wow. Sweet.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

whoa, I bet even George Zimmerman could get 1%

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

I don't know anyone back home (conservative-leaning rural IN) who doesn't think Trump is a joke and completely insane. Anecdotal, I know, but still.

― Night Jorts (Old Lunch)

wish i could say the same about conservative-leaning urban IN. i've had to pretty much give up talking to people.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

I drove through a big stretch of eastern Washington the other day and saw dozens and dozens of local insaniac Cathy McMorris Rogers' signs plus numerous other ones for state and local GOP candidates but not a single Trump one.

I don't know if they're against him or just embarrassed to admit they are but I sincerely doubt any of these people would dream of voting for Hilary.

joygoat, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

I see lots of Trump signs here in Northern NJ.

Evan, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

I see Trump bumper stickers in Somerville, MA; let's not underestimate his reach/appeal.

http://porno (DJP), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

there was a whole narrative (lol narratives) during the primaries that said that he lacked appeal in "nice" midwest states like wisconsin. not sure if that applies to indiana too but it's an interesting flaw if his primary appeal is to loud mouthed urbanites who generally speaking are located in states (NJ) he cannot win

Mordy, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

Yes it's definitely the loud mouthed urbanites that call everybody "boss" or "sweethawt" here that I think make up the bulk of his support.

Evan, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

had to go on a field ride in Northern NJ recently. We were driving through a nice neighborhood and there was an older man jogging down a side street while holding a giant trump flag . I wasn't fast enough with my camera to get a pic though.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

Weird thing: I haven't seen a single Trump sign or bumper sticker in Orange County.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

this is a brilliant tactic, if you got $5 million to burn:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/07/13/clinton-ally-promises-5-million-donation-to-veterans-if-donald-trump-releases-his-tax-returns/

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

Haven't seen many trump stickers in Austin, TX

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

Worth the read.

Clinton began her 2016 campaign with a listening tour, as well, and it is worth considering the possibility that these tours are not simply bullshit. This is, to be honest, a possibility I had not really considered until speaking with past and present Clinton aides who have been forced to take their boss’s process seriously.

Laurie Rubiner, who served as Clinton’s legislative director from 2005 to 2008, recalls being asked to block out two hours on the calendar for “card-table time.” Rubiner had just started in Clinton’s office six weeks before, and she had no idea what card-table time was, but when the boss wants something put on the calendar, you do it.

When the appointed day arrived, Clinton had laid out two card tables alongside two huge suitcases. She opened the suitcases, and they were stuffed with newspaper clippings, position papers, random scraps of paper. Seeing the befuddled look on Rubiner’s face, Clinton asked, “Did anyone tell you what we’re doing here?”

It turned out that Clinton, in her travels, stuffed notes from her conversations and her reading into suitcases, and every few months she dumped the stray paper on the floor of her Senate office and picked through it with her staff. The card tables were for categorization: scraps of paper related to the environment went here, crumpled clippings related to military families there. These notes, Rubiner recalls, really did lead to legislation. Clinton took seriously the things she was told, the things she read, the things she saw. She made her team follow up

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

lol he really can't let *anything* go can he, just the smallest, pettiest motherfucker

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

you'd think at least they wouldnt be asking for damages.. it not only makes him look vindictive and petty but also like he's trying to make a buck

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

has to pay for his campaign somehow

akm, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

reminds me, has any effort been made to confront trump-supporting republicans with earlier, stem-winding grouses about frivolous lawsuits and the urgent need for "tort reform"?

'they pelted us with rocks and garbage' (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

That Vox article is vomit.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

I suppose it is if you are hell-bent on the narrative that there are absolutely no redeeming qualities in Hillary Clinton or her style of governance.

http://porno (DJP), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

"If you think that Vox article is vomit . . . you just might be a Berniebro." (pause for laughter)

nickn, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

and here's why

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

The presumptive Republican presidential nominee is seeking funds through arbitration from Sam Nunberg, who was fired from the campaign last summer amid clashes with then-campaign manager Corey Lewandowski and for posting what the campaign said was racially offensive material on Facebook.

"we've told you a million times, you have to use Twitter for that."

nomar, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

fetterman endorsed hill today: https://twitter.com/HillaryforPA/status/753244547220549632

Mordy, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

another poll btw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnRvQvoWAAAC3w0.jpg

Mordy, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile:

The Huffington Post attempted to call the contact phone numbers for the Trump campaign in all 50 states. A few of the state operations had no websites or no numbers listed. Many of the other numbers didn’t work. When we left voicemails, we didn’t get callbacks.

On only six occasions did someone actually answer the phone. And in several of those instances, the person who picked up explained that a physical office would be opened up only after the convention.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

on sign anecdotage - just got back from a family car trip Minnesota - Omaha - Denver - SLC - Oakland - Portland - Seattle - Missoula - ND - and the only places I can recall seeing Trump signs were northern Oregon and eastern Washington. happily surprised by the lack of apparent enthusiasm.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

a nice summation of how we/the gop got here: http://www.lrb.co.uk/v38/n15/eliot-weinberger/they-could-have-picked

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 July 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

I mean that premise is simultaneously amazing

I suppose it is if you are hell-bent on the narrative that there are absolutely no redeeming qualities in Hillary Clinton or her style of governance.
--http://porno (DJP)

I think article would be repellant whomever it was written about (or by). Lame personality politics schtick.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 July 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

if you are hell-bent on the narrative that there are absolutely no redeeming qualities in Hillary Clinton or her style of governance.

Pretty close... to Eddie S. Glaude, Jr., chair of the Department of African American Studies at Princeton University.

Democratic values centered on economic and racial justice shape my own politics. I’m not convinced those values shape hers. Nothing Clinton says or intends to do if elected will fundamentally transform the circumstances of the most vulnerable in this country—even with her concessions to the Sanders campaign. Like the majority of Democratic politicians these days, she is a corporate Democrat intent on maintaining the status quo. And I have had enough of all of them.

time.com/4402823/glaude-hillary-clinton/

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 July 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link

I'm totally fine with disliking both candidates and therefore not voting but this is definitely the clearest case of "lesser of two evils" as there will ever be in my lifetime (for the record, I think Hillary will be just fine)

frogbs, Thursday, 14 July 2016 04:16 (seven years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/14/us/politics/republican-convention-speakers-donald-trump.html?smid=tw-nytpolitics&smtyp=cur

The list, which is subject to change, as obtained by The New York Times:

Night 1: A Benghazi focus, followed by border patrol agents and Mr. Shaw, whose son was killed by an undocumented immigrant. Senator Cotton, Mr. Giuliani, Melania Trump, Ms. Ernst and others.

Night 2: A focus on the economy: Mr. White, president of the U.F.C.; Asa Hutchinson, the governor of Arkansas; Michael Mukasey, the former United States attorney general; Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, a vice-presidential possibility; Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, the majority leader; Tiffany Trump; Donald Trump Jr. and Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin.

Night 3: Ms. Bondi; Ms. Collins; Newt Gingrich, a former House speaker; Senator Ted Cruz of Texas; Eric Trump; Ms. Gulbis; and the nominee for vice president.

Night 4: Mr. Tebow; Representative Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee; Gov. Mary Fallin of Oklahoma; Reince Priebus, the Republican National Committee chairman; Gov. Rick Scott of Florida; Mr. Thiel; Mr. Barrack; Ivanka Trump; Donald J. Trump.

j., Thursday, 14 July 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

Sad!

frogbs, Thursday, 14 July 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link

Not enough Hot New Country.

Also, absent names suggest Tom Brady as VP nom.

Any Given User (Eazy), Thursday, 14 July 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link

Mr. Tebow!!!!

Mordy, Thursday, 14 July 2016 04:46 (seven years ago) link

is that a normal amount of family members or a crazy amount of family members

j., Thursday, 14 July 2016 04:47 (seven years ago) link

no that's a crazy amount. normally it's just the spouse.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 July 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link

otoh it's not like sasha + malia were old enough to speak... jack carter was 29 in 1976 but the internet doesn't say that he spoke at either 1976 or 1980

Mordy, Thursday, 14 July 2016 04:51 (seven years ago) link

I thought there'd be a Focus on Tweeting night.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 July 2016 04:53 (seven years ago) link

ooo apparently robin dole spoke at the RNC in 1996

Mordy, Thursday, 14 July 2016 04:55 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/XfytbaM.jpg

Sen. Dole, Robin Dole, Shirley Temple Black

Mordy, Thursday, 14 July 2016 05:04 (seven years ago) link

I'm glad the millions of government money spent on investigating Benghazi makes night 1 dope as fuck

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 14 July 2016 05:32 (seven years ago) link

Ain't No Party Like A Benghazi Party...

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 July 2016 05:38 (seven years ago) link

yeah, they sure do start off with a bang, huh

whatever leftover underdog appeal tebow had left in my heart has turned to dogshit

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 14 July 2016 06:39 (seven years ago) link

Night 1: A Benghazi focus, followed by border patrol agents and Mr. Shaw, whose son was killed by an undocumented immigrant.

this is just incredible

schlump, Thursday, 14 July 2016 07:01 (seven years ago) link

it's like the stones bringing out stevie wonder

schlump, Thursday, 14 July 2016 07:02 (seven years ago) link

actually didn't this happen at altamont

schlump, Thursday, 14 July 2016 07:03 (seven years ago) link

I'm totally fine with disliking both candidates and therefore not voting but this is definitely the clearest case of "lesser of two evils" as there will ever be in my lifetime (for the record, I think Hillary will be just fine)

― frogbs

honestly this election for me has revealed the limitations of the "lesser of two evils" voting policy. because i look at all the republicans advocating voting for trump on the grounds that he's the "lesser evil" and i think, boy, that's just the wrongest thing i can possibly imagine. it's not merely that they're factually wrong in calling him the "lesser evil". saying these things exposes the moral corruption inherent in giving one's endorsement to someone you truly believe is a terrible person.

people who believe sec. clinton is evil should not vote for her. i think they should strongly challenge their assumptions as to why they believe that, but if your options are two people you strongly believe to be evil, non-participation in the process is an ethical option.

for the record, i do not believe sec. clinton is evil.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 14 July 2016 11:49 (seven years ago) link

Yeah it's incredibly frustrating - people dislike Hillary because she's a corporate shill (whatever that means), meanwhile their candidate is actively pursuing his business interests while running for office, and frequently boasts about not paying taxes and dicking over his business partners. They talk about how they "just don't trust her", while supporting a candidate who literally just makes shit up on the spot, with Politifact ranking 75% of his statements as False (that number rises to 90% if you include the ones ranked "Half True"). The Jim Jeffries bit where he describes Trump as being like a kid running for class president..."We're gonna have two lunches...and a soda machine in every room!!" is so spot on. I mean if you cut all the bullshit and just look at the facts - Hillary mostly tells the truth and has gotten great marks when she's been on the job. Our country is by nearly every metric better off now than it was 8 years ago. I really do not understand what people voting for Trump actually think he's going to do in office.

frogbs, Thursday, 14 July 2016 12:54 (seven years ago) link

Establish a Department if Ultimate Fighting?

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 July 2016 12:57 (seven years ago) link

Hillary mostly tells the truth and has gotten great marks when she's been on the job

lie la lie

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:17 (seven years ago) link

lol

https://www.propublica.org/article/what-newt-gingrich-really-thinks-of-donald-trump

― frogbs

fuck. guys, you're supposed to release this _after_ trump names him as his veep!

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:53 (seven years ago) link

americans are going to look back on the email scandal + wonder wtf they were thinking when they invested so much attention + concern into it. they're a bunch of easily manipulated dupes who think that they're savvy, cynical operators.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 July 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

she definitely took a hit in the polls but with these news cycles it will be forgotten about soon enough .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 14 July 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

I'm guessing that without the email scandal people would sub in something else, right? Like it serves as an outlet for natural distrust.

chinavision!, Thursday, 14 July 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

the fact that Trump has anything more than an outsider shot is still legitimately terrifying, though

frogbs, Thursday, 14 July 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/15/us/politics/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-poll.html?_r=0

Mrs. Clinton’s six-percentage-point lead over the presumptive Republican nominee, Donald J. Trump, in a CBS News poll last month has evaporated. The two candidates are now tied in a general election matchup, the new poll indicates, with each receiving the support of 40 percent of voters.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 14 July 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

media is pretty disingenuous too - cherrypicking polls to make the race look closer and more dramatic than it is to sell clicks. but i guess we knew all this going in. still disappointing to see NYT do huffpost level analysis w/ the veneer of sophisticated gray lady.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 July 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

looks like Trump's support isn't going up, rather Clinton's supporters are jumping to 3rd parties

frogbs, Thursday, 14 July 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

so should clinton be focusing her efforts on gary johnson?

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 14 July 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

RBG just apologized for her comments, god damnit

Guessing this means Donald flipping out and acting like a child is gonna be vindicated

frogbs, Thursday, 14 July 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

I've seen a lot of friends-of-friends flipping from Bernie to Johnson in the past few days. It's weird and dumb.

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Thursday, 14 July 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

i find the bernie-johnson flip useful because it indicates what percentage of bernie supporters don't actually believe in any of bernie's policies, but were only supporting him because of personal animosity against clinton. looks like roughly a third or so.

johnson is getting more support than stein right now because johnson, unlike stein, is a professonal politician. of course that means that he could be undermined fairly easily just by pointing out his history as a republican. anybody whose support is based on who they're not tends to suffer when it becomes apparent who they are.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 14 July 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

Also, in fairness, penis.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 July 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

new board decription

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 July 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

It's not that different from our current board description!

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Thursday, 14 July 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

i find the bernie-johnson flip useful because it indicates what percentage of bernie supporters don't actually believe in any of bernie's policies, but were only supporting him because of personal animosity against clinton

i've found that a number of bernie supporters are not necessarily animated entirely by clinton animus (though that's likely present) but by not necessarily progressive ideologies, such as 'anger at the establishment' (in which case even a switch to trump is possibly justifiable), social libertarianism (pot smokers), anti-war/anti-imperialism (the last two both make sense switching to johnson), anti-status quo/accelerationism, and even special snowflakeism (in which case opposition to mainstreamism is the animating factor). i think it's dumb to go from bernie to johnson or trump bc it indicates a lack of substantive ideology/policy but there are somewhat understandable reasons.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

"i find the bernie-johnson flip useful because it indicates what percentage of bernie supporters don't actually believe in any of bernie's policies, but were only supporting him because of personal animosity against clinton. looks like roughly a third or so."

I think personal animosity is maybe a reach (although I'm sure there is some). At least a portion of that support is equivalent to Perot's for example which had more to do with perception that he was "more independent" or "not status quo" than it did with any specific policy positions. Same for the Trump frankly.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

basically the grown-up voters are going to have to take the reigns to keep trump out of power. unfortunately there are a lot of people in this country who aren't mature enough to make political decisions that will maintain stability, keep the economy somewhat running, make even incremental steps towards preserving the environment, etc. luckily the latter group are not the likeliest voters. if you hate the system and want it destroyed/think it's completely corrupted, generally you're less likely to participate in it.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

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helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

right, not you

Mordy, Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

http://www.rollcall.com/mike-pence-chosen-as-trumps-v-p-nominee/

Mordy, Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

lol site swamped

goole, Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

boring

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

nice shitty choice. not sure what voters he expects Pence will help him pick up.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

And all the McNuggets Christie fetched were for naught

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

i wonder what their source is.

this tweet from paul manafort was minutes ago:

https://twitter.com/PaulManafort/status/753626002056622080

Re: @realDonaldTrump VP selection, a decision will be made in the near future and the announcement will be tomorrow at 11am in New York.

goole, Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

i'm bummed, i was pulling for newt

goole, Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

fuck, now indiana is going to be stuck with an even worse governor. god dammit.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

Pence is such a boring choice. Sad!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

m yglesias is speculating about tom vilsack for vp. well it would make my parents happy.

goole, Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

Aaaaand Jesse Ventura comes out in support of Gary Johnson:

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/07/13/jesse-ventura-why-im-voting-for-libertarian-candidate-gary-johnson-for-president-commentary.html

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

W. Post also talking Agriculture Secretary Vilsack with Clinton too

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/paloma/daily-202/2016/07/14/daily-202-keep-an-eye-on-tom-vilsack-in-hillary-clinton-s-veepstakes/57870a37cd96926bdf4092b6/

curmudgeon, Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

no newt? looks like I got the copyright on "All Wives Matter" for nothing.

JoeStork, Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

roflz

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

Jesse Ventura: Still Alive!

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

mike penis more like amirite

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

^ gets it

best beloved trumppence (crüt), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

penis vs ballsack

akm, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

vilsack though? his name hadn't even come up until now. frankly I don't really care, all her options seem pretty good.

Pence is reprehensible. Usually with a republican I can find at least one thing about them I can agree with. Not here.

akm, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

it's funny how all of Trump's options were p much old white dudes with dead careers

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

not sure what voters he expects Pence will help him pick up.

Pence is liked by the Kochs, so money is what he might help pick up.

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

ok, i'll defend the indefensible here: when pence passed that stupid rfra, he caved under immense economic pressure from the business community- pat mccrory didn't. so, you know, he's not completely committed to destroying capitalism for ideological purposes, unlike many other republican leaders.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

The VP's name is really important: how it sounds, how it looks on a bumper sticker or a yard sign. Someone named 'Vilsack' will never be picked.

flappy bird, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

On the other hand, 'Trump/Pence' has a nice ring to it and looks good.

flappy bird, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

Least Beloved Trumppence

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

Johnson/Pence a missed opportunity

salthigh, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

it'll cost you a truppence

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

xp let the record show that I had this display name before that post

best beloved trumppence (crüt), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

feeeeeed the birds, trumppence a bag

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

^^^ I'm glad it wasn't just me

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

I understand the impulse for Trump to pick Pence — an experienced pol, in good standing with conservatives, and not much of a lightning rod, at least not yet (the Left tends to make any GOP pick a lightning rod). But Trump’s running mate will have to be extremely deft at explaining away and deflecting Trump controversies. There is no reason to believe that Pence will be good at this, and I’m guessing he won’t be. Christie (comfortable at defending anything) and especially Newt (one of the most glib politicians of the last 30 years) would be much better by this metric. They both have downsides. No one will be excited by Christie, certainly not conservatives. Newt is famously ill-disciplined. But I wouldn’t be surprised if the Trump team thinks it’s getting a safe choice in Pence and then when he inevitably has trouble defending Trump (he has never operated on this kind of national stage), it won’t look so safe anymore.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/437669/donald-trump-mike-pence-possible-vp-pick

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link

clicked link, read "Beware a Pence Fizzle" title, clicked "Back" on my browser, contemplated the endless void

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

pensively?

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

it felt appropriate

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

The VP's name is really important: how it sounds, how it looks on a bumper sticker or a yard sign. Someone named 'Vilsack' will never be picked.

― flappy bird

i will say this: mike pence's name looks fabulous on all the "PENCE MUST GO" yard signs that have been all over indy for the past year.

and yeah after 1844 i don't think anybody else is going to go for frelinghuysen as their veep pick.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

Beware a Pence Fizzle

Don't Fizz on the Elected Pence?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

guys you are tempting another round of german-american exegeses here

goole, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

but (sorry) no penice

best beloved trumppence (crüt), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

joe pernice 4 vp

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

http://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-03/31/11/enhanced/webdr12/enhanced-buzz-wide-8743-1427816943-37.jpg

Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn't kill. In fact, 2 out of every three smokers does not die from a smoking related illness and 9 out of ten smokers do not contract lung cancer.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

also:
http://vine.co/v/5Wm7igEpLKX

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

i take all my medical advice from non-doctors who use comic sans on their websites

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

i am very unwell

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

It's fairly common knowledge that Pence is one of the stupidest people in American politics. I don't mean he holds blockheaded, objectionable positions issues - I mean, the way he expresses himself implies that he's just barely smarter than your average golden retriever.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

Thick Pence, None the Richer.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn't kill. In fact, 2 out of every three smokers does not die from a smoking related illness and 9 out of ten smokers do not contract lung cancer.

http://www.liketotally80s.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/solid-gold-logo.jpg

best beloved trumppence (crüt), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

barely smarter than your average golden retriever

but everybody loves golden retrievers!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link

experience in law and his ideology aligns with trump's

whoooo

the us is in for one hell of a ride

oh and hes against gun control

http://www.ontheissues.org/Governor/Mike_Pence_Gun_Control.htm

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

Doesn't that mean one out of three smokers do die of smoking related illnesses? Well, pass the pack!

nickn, Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

that's some glass third-full thinking, big gummint lover

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

goddamn the Pence-Kaine VP debate will be a barnburner

shitshow gets worse every day

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

buying extra popcorn for the summer and election season

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

i'll just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWToUATLGzs

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

is kaine a good debater?

he came to my office a few months ago but I was out that day, missed him. I was told he was charming.

akm, Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

lets see some more of these

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-cruz-billboard-rnc_us_57869167e4b03fc3ee4efde4

frogbs, Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

everyones crazy racist uncle's favorite black guy Wisconsin Sherrif David Clark will also be at the convention

akm, Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

Is there any reason to expect Kaine will be the pick?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

It's fairly common knowledge that Pence is one of the stupidest people in American politics. I don't mean he holds blockheaded, objectionable positions issues - I mean, the way he expresses himself implies that he's just barely smarter than your average golden retriever.

― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱)

come on, indiana's the state that brought america dan quayle. and we haven't gotten any smarter since.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

My mom hates Pence, although possibly not as much as she did his predecessor. From what I've seen and heard, IN's governors have proven amazingly deft at stimulating negative reactions from otherwise apolitical state workers.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

really? about all the locals i know worship the ground mitch daniels walks on and bemoan the fact that mike pence isn't him.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

Well, she's retired now so it may be more a matter of no longer being as directly affected by their dipshittery.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

I don't think we know what kind of 'bater Kaine is; if there were debates for his prior elections I did not hear about them. His State of the Union response was a little stilted iirc. I know he's from Minnesota, and he married the daughter of another Va. governor.

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 July 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

Tim Kaine just let us know that "inteligente" means "intelligent"

best beloved trumppence (crüt), Thursday, 14 July 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

everyones crazy racist uncle's favorite black guy Wisconsin Sherrif David Clark will also be at the convention

can i just emphasize that this guy is the literal fucking worst

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 14 July 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

He received a Sheriff of the Year award from the Constitutional Sheriffs organization, which is a 100% guarantee he's the literal fucking worst.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 14 July 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

On the sheriff tip, I hear a a hologram Buford T. Justice is being prepared for the closing night...

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 July 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

it's official!

https://twitter.com/aliamjadrizvi/status/753645422812340224

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 July 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

he looks and acts the part so why not

best beloved trumppence (crüt), Thursday, 14 July 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

so is this guy going to help trump in indiana or is he actually a liability there?

Mordy, Thursday, 14 July 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

The Fresh Pence of...

Any Given User (Eazy), Thursday, 14 July 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

trump had a lock on indiana anyway, and pence isn't going to lose it for him. suspect that the desire to mitigate utter disaster was a more pressing concern than any question of electoral votes.

in other news here's the indiana left's reaction to the pence pick. please look over this and ponder the puzzling question of why it might be that the republican party has a stranglehold on the political institutions of this state.

http://www.nuvo.net/indianapolis/who-is-donald-trumps-vp-pick-mike-pence-a-primer-for-non-hoosiers/Content?oid=4110356

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 14 July 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

There's gonna be so many "Hoosier Daddy?" & "Hoosier Next VP?" references at this fucking convention...

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 July 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link

strong commercial imo: https://www.facebook.com/hillaryclinton/videos/1188074757915718/

Mordy, Thursday, 14 July 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

Showcases her biggest strength.

schwantz, Thursday, 14 July 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link

bein a grandma?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 July 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

not being donald trump

poolboy skew (voodoo chili), Thursday, 14 July 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

fewer than I thought

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 July 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

it's not very 'official' yet

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/753662084307714048

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 14 July 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

would be fun if he did some kind of last minute switcheroo

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 14 July 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

it's not very 'official' yet

Maybe you could say he's still on the ... pence?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 July 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

in a shocking move donald trump announced his 10 year old son barron will be his running mate

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 14 July 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link

Periods for Pence

Brad C., Thursday, 14 July 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

pence should be pounded

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 July 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

tim tebow: not an elite convention speaker

mookieproof, Friday, 15 July 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/mollyesque/status/753766904246841346

reporting from the RNC rules meeting: seems delegates are losing their move to retain the ability to vote their consciences

j., Friday, 15 July 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

Shocking

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

well yeah

j., Friday, 15 July 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

lol mookie

iatee, Friday, 15 July 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

supposedly pence's plane turned around and headed back to indianapolis and he has not yet pulled out of the governor's race

amazing stuff

mookieproof, Friday, 15 July 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

Christie's gravity might still tip the scale in his favor?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 15 July 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

newt's final roll of the dice? https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/753777038935207937

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 15 July 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link

sounds constitutional

Clay, Friday, 15 July 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

Newt leaving on a high note: "That's it for me!"

clemenza, Friday, 15 July 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

this deliberate stirring up of bigotry toward muslims is so shameful and offensive. newt seems to have found a new low

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 15 July 2016 03:52 (seven years ago) link

what makes you think is low is anything new?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 15 July 2016 03:56 (seven years ago) link

"Due to the attacks in Nice", Trump's cancelled his VP announcement press conference for later today.

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 July 2016 06:26 (seven years ago) link

They should try to build an airport somewhere in Alaska, so things like this wouldn't happen.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3690977/Trump-says-Sarah-Palin-REJECTED-convention-speech-offer-Alaska

clemenza, Friday, 15 July 2016 06:46 (seven years ago) link

Maybe a way to get from some isolated places in Alaska to other places? Perhaps... a bridge?

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 July 2016 12:25 (seven years ago) link

wonder if trump is rethinking his vp choice now; not that he had any good options, but it seems particularly dumb to have picked the governor of indiana when you yourself have zero foreign policy experience and stuff like this keeps happening.

akm, Friday, 15 July 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

i dunno, he seems to only care about pleasing his own supporters, and they seem pretty happy with his foreign policy plans (building a wall, abandoning nato, advising everyone to get a nuclear weapon, etc)

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 July 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link

it's best to just be patient with the game because as you level up the pokemon you catch get stronger. So hold on to your stardust and candies for a while

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 15 July 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

"Okay, so what would you like to do on my new cable news network, Mike? You want your own show?"
"Wait, I thought...I thought you wanted me to be your vice president."
"...Mike. Seriously? You haven't figured out the con yet? Maybe you're not my guy after all. Sad!"

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

lol wrong thread xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 15 July 2016 13:56 (seven years ago) link

Tebow denying that he's speaking at RNC

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 15 July 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

I assumed you were going for allegory, there, carne.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

lol wrong thread xp
― (•̪●) (carne asada)

I thought it worked really well as some kind of Zen-Riddle explanation for the Pence pick.

clemenza, Friday, 15 July 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

I keep reading stories of trump delegates reluctant to travel to Cleveland because they did not realize they would be footing their own bill for hotels and whatnot.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 July 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

That hat money doesn't grow on trees, y'know.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

A Woodstock-esque highway shoulder coated with sad-looking Republican hitchhikers, some of them willing to take their tops off and/or give blowjobs to get to Cleveland? That would be pretty epic.

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 July 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

lol wrong thread xp
― (•̪●) (carne asada)

I thought it worked really well as some kind of Zen-Riddle explanation for the Pence pick.

― clemenza, Friday, July 15, 2016 8:59 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha so did i!

sheldon adelson is the most horrifying looking human i've ever seen

Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 July 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

otm no picture of dorian grey for his crimes

Mordy, Friday, 15 July 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, he's a whole other level. Like, Trump is physically grotesque but that's almost all Trump's doing for whatever strange reason. He'd probably look like just a regular old dude without the Cheetos facial and the fright wig and the constant, bizarre mugging.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

He announced pence on Twitter

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 15 July 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

Rip newt :-(

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 15 July 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

six Pence none the bitchier

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 July 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

adelson is unattractive sure but man like that particular photo he just radiates EVIL too, it's unsettling

Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

Manafort: "he was never on our list of people who should've been announced"

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

Some idiot on ESPN radio last night was predicting tebow was launching his political career next week and would be president in the next 15 years.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

Dude Who Has Just Bitten Into a Lemon / Dude in the Middle of a Peculiarly Satisfying Bowel Movement '16!

https://img.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_1248x832/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2016/07/15/Interactivity/Images/crop_902016-07-13T011702Z_01_IND112_RTRIDSP_3_USA-ELECTION.jpg

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

When people approach me making faces like those, I cross the street and hope they don't follow, and I certainly don't vote them into the highest office in the country.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

Do you like movies about gladiators?

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

When asked whether he believes in evolution (for a second time): “I believe with all my heart that God created the heavens and the earth, the seas and all that is in them …. How he did that, I’ll ask him about some day.” (Many religious believers have no problem saying that God acted through the process of evolution, a view that is not considered to be science-denying creationism, and that reconciles, successfully, science and religion. But note here that Pence does not specifically accept that stance.)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2016/07/14/watch-mike-pence-trumps-likely-vp-pick-question-global-warming-and-demur-on-evolution/

curmudgeon, Friday, 15 July 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/tcote/status/753768427672731649

mookieproof, Friday, 15 July 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

"guy fishing in a cialis commercial" otm

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

C/Ping a bunch of tweets from a Politico reporter Shane Goldmacher:

A few easy digital things Trump's team didn't do before announcing Pence:
1) Update Trump's website with the news.
2) Update Mike Pence's profile on Twitter to say he is on the ticket
3) Or update the pinned tweet on the top of Pence's account linking to his reelect page, as people flood there:
4) Buy Google search ads for flood of searches (See comparison for Clinton search):
5) Secure top domains. See --> (example is trumppence.gop)
6) Have Pence update HIS political home page, or at least redirect to a Trump-related page
7) Put out of a press release highlighting Pence's life accomplishments that the thousands of reporters writing pieces can crib from.
8) One thing the Trump folks DID do was post on two social networks: Facebook and Twitter
9) But they still haven't told anything to his nearly 2 million followers on Instagram
10) Again, these are the precious first 30 minutes that hundreds of thousands, even millions, of voters are seeking information about Pence.
11) And another thing: In Trump's initial tweet, he didn't tag @mike_pence so his nearly 10 million followers could follow his VP.
12) Follow up on his promise to text supporters the news
13) At least so far (45 minutes or so), send an email to his massive list asking for money. VP day is big small-dollar potential day.
14) Okay I think that's all for now. Thanks for reading.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

lol

global tetrahedron, Friday, 15 July 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

one would think he didn't know what he's doing

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

Or didn't particularly care.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnav6dTWIAETiVo.jpg

sexy

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

right in the p-hole

mookieproof, Friday, 15 July 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

OMG that can't be real.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

TP

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

My dormant design training is jerking to life and totally freaking out at the problems with that thing.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

works for me

Best Beloved Trumppence (contenderizer), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

make american eagle great again

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

lol I knew he would announce his pick on Twitter, what a dweeb

frogbs, Friday, 15 July 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

That's a very penetrating logo.

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

lmao that's actually the logo

goole, Friday, 15 July 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

They don't call him Daddy for nothing.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 July 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

our sounding fathers would approve

brownie, Friday, 15 July 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

never put a T in a P before but maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

hey man, fuck mike pence!

nm, trump's on top of it

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

source?????

best beloved trumppence (crüt), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

My dormant design training is jerking to life and totally freaking out at the problems with that thing.

― Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, July 15, 2016 12:14 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

BROWNIE.

goole, Friday, 15 July 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

worst eye exam ever

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

murica gone get tp'd yall

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

P on his Ts

SPACE IS FAKE make no mistake! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

in other news, WaPo columnist Jennifer Rubin's stream of recent editorials about how the #NeverTrump people are gonna stop Trump at the convention is charmingly delusional. The layers of denial from her ilk about the nature of their party is so pitiful.

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

gonna trump that pence so hard in the luxurious mar-a-lago presidential suite, so hard you won't even believe it I promise you

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

Much as I enjoy all this hilarious snark at Trump's new logo (esp. rushomancy's eye exam comment), its design won't change a single vote for or against him, so its deficiencies are irrelevant. As I recall, Hillary's arrow logo caught a similar amount of flack when it was unveiled in 2015. Didn't matter.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

I don't think anyone on this thread has any illusions about what we post "mattering"

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

i was totally gonna vote for trump until i saw that logo, now my delicate aesthetic sensibilities are offended

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

It's the crapulence of the logo that doesn't matter.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

are you really policing an ILX thread for discussing a thing that doesn't matter

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

like, we all know it doesn't matter BUT joeks

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

I'm feeling glum and the joeks didn't cure it.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

JOEK HARDER GUYS AIMLESS IS GLUM

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

I'm actually surprised the logo isn't shittier. Like something Trump doodled on a cocktail napkin and photographed with his cellphone.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

PENCE + RUMP

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

RECENT PUMP

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

PREP ME CUNT

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

CENT PUMPER
MEN CREPT UP
PERT CUM PEN
CRUMPET PEN

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

'Pert cum pen' is probably the most disgusting erection euphemism I've ever encountered.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

CURT MEN PEP

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

it's no 'spam javkein

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

TEN CUM PERP

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

Er, spam javelin

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/753968154225811457
A few easy digital things Trump's team didn't do before announcing Pence:
1) Update Trump's website with the news.

and goes on from there

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

call Doug

http://trumpandpence2016.com/

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

@DanaBashCNN
Scoop: @realDonaldTrump was so unsure about @mike_pence that around midnight last night he asked top aides if he could get out of it

mookieproof, Friday, 15 July 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link

decider-in-chief

mookieproof, Friday, 15 July 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link

No takebacks, Donnie.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

trump's gonna make an amazing deal with doug, just the best deal

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

Secretary of State Doug

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

really curious to see what Cruz says in his speech at the convention

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Donald."

pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

presumably some dominionist ravings with no mention of the candidate whatsoever

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

'san dimas high school football rules!'

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, there's gonig to be a lot of coded "This is going to be an apocalyptic disaster, but we can come back in 2020, and we still have a chokehold on the Senate"

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

the house maybe. they're going to lose the senate i think.

Mordy, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link

yup

assuming they retain the House, will be interesting to see what Ryan has to do to hold his caucus together

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

pat toomey is running these totally bullshit "i'm a courageous warrior for sensible gun control" advertisements in PA. he has an A rating from the NRA.

Mordy, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

lol what a doucehbag

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link

I doubt the GOP is going to lose the Senate. Even more would have to go wrong for them than already has. And if they do lose it, they're getting it back in 2018.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

the house maybe. they're going to lose the senate i think.

― Mordy, Friday, July 15, 2016 11:09 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obviously i hope this is what happens, but i think they have a decent shot of only losing 3 seats and keeping the senate.

intheblanks, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

Or, god forbid, losing 4 seats but trump wins the presidency so they keep the senate, but I don't really want to think about that right now.

intheblanks, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

It looks like one of those horrible Nike signature logos.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/36/5c/ce/365cce02597370d31db5d3dc722077fa.jpg

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

Or, god forbid, losing 4 seats but trump wins the presidency so they keep the senate, but I don't really want to think about that right now.

― intheblanks

losing four seats while trump wins is a pretty big longshot.

do wonder how much behind-the-scenes wheeling and dealing the dem national leadership is doing to take the senate. the whole bayh running for senate thing, for instance. one suspects they have some sort of plan.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

lack of coordinated organization is gonna fuck GOP gotv efforts, I don't see how that doesn't have disastrous downticket consequences in swing states

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

they're underfunded, understaffed, and with a top ticket that doesn't give a fuck about or understand turning out gen election votes - overcoming those odds means a *whole* lot of Trump voters come out and swamp the more coordinated Dem efforts + minority voters

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

yeah, rushomancy otm, if trump wins there's no way that the senate lost 4 republicans.

I think it's fairly safe to say that dems will pick up the illinois and wisconsin seats, but in a lot of seats that are considered "toss-ups," the GOP candidate is leading in the polls.

intheblanks, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

Republicans who don't already are going to hate Trump soooo hard after November.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

I mean, they'll wait ten years to admit it, but still.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

McGinty's up +3 in PA

Polls for Rubio in FL are all over the place, but I'd be shocked if he won

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

gop post-election will be like noel gallagher in interviews between oasis albums: 'the last one was shit but the new one is fookin' amazing' xxp

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

the Jerusalem Post reported that 600 Ramaz alumni had written Lookstein a letter, condemning his decision to speak at the convention. “This is the single action history will remember you by, and history will not be kind,” it read.

damn straight

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB/status/754005058786910208

Frederik B, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

both huffpo and rcp's aggregators have toomey up, by 4 and 2.5 pts, respectively

intheblanks, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

rubio also seems a longshot to me once the race gets going, but he is also up in the polls fwiw

intheblanks, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

Bee tweet is beautiful.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

Lookstein’s email concluded with the prayer the rabbi intended to deliver, which reads in part: “We thank you for our constitutional government that has created and fostered the American ideals of democracy, freedom, justice and equality for all, regardless of race, religion or national origin. Almighty God: We know that we are living in very dangerous times, when all of these blessings are threatened from without, by forces of terror and unimaginable brutality, and from within, by those who sow the seeds of bigotry, hatred and violence, putting our lives and our way of life at risk.”

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

These RNC speakers are for sure going to be pass agg as fuck.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

i'd be shocked if toomey won but PA is weird this year - i would've never thought it would be a competitive state for a republican either but i guess the rusty belt parts and trashy NJ-adjacent parts really respond to trump

Mordy, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, it's been interesting to see the GOP assertion that "Pennsylvania is in play" actually be true for the first time in 25 years

intheblanks, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

Bah, sorry, foreigner fucks up the different halves of Congress.

Is there a thing where the convention will provide a lot of material for "Your Senator supports Trump and/or the RNC platform" or are Democratic challengers already banging that drum pretty loudly? Or are they possibly too incompetent to do so?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 July 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

Yes to all 3

Mordy, Friday, 15 July 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

GOP assertion that "Pennsylvania is in play"

More like Penceylvania now, right?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 July 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

"...the GOP pencively convinced themselves, staring longingly at a 2012 electoral map."

clemenza, Friday, 15 July 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

why is the trump pence logo so low-res?

Mordy, Friday, 15 July 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

still waiting on Adelson to fund the creation of a hi-res version

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

I dunno, it looks pretty good for something cobbled together in WordPad.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

McGinty's up +3 in PA

Polls for Rubio in FL are all over the place, but I'd be shocked if he won

xp

Rubio's up by double digits over Murphy. I can see Trump losing Florida but Rubio keeping his seat.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 July 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

The one he didn't want and told a national audience that he was tired of occupying?

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 July 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

honestly i think it makes sense that rubio, as well as literally every the other "toss-up" republican, are up in the polls. The fundamentals of this year--8 years of dem presidency ending with medium popularity, the okay-but-not-incredible big picture econ situation--point to this being a republican year, it's only the GOP decision to nominate someone with remarkable unfavorables and no organizational skills that puts that in jeopardy.

intheblanks, Friday, 15 July 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

trashy NJ-adjacent parts--Mordy

You mean the non-elites!

curmudgeon, Friday, 15 July 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

obama has remarkably high popularity atm fwiw

Mordy, Friday, 15 July 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

medium popularity

wrong

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

point to this being a republican year

almost everything in the GOP platform is unpopular at the national level

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

like, Trump is terrible and a huge liability but there are other reasons the GOP is not positioned well, (demographic factors for ex.)

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

Looking at some actual data, you are all totally right that I understated Obama's popularity at this point. On Gallup, he's just below where Reagan, Clinton and Eisenhower were at this point in their terms, which admittedly is pretty great.

intheblanks, Friday, 15 July 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

particularly in the current hyper-polarized era. I should have checked the historical numbers before posting.

intheblanks, Friday, 15 July 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

"obama has remarkably high popularity atm fwiw"

It's basically at 50%. I wouldn't say that's remarkably high.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 15 July 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

historically it is

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

weird that Ford had a 53% approval rating after he lost the election

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

No it's right in the middle basically between a bunch of presidents who were really hated (Truman, Nixon, Dubya) and bunch presidents who were really liked (Reagan, Clinton, Eisenhower). It's the same as Johnson basically with much higher disapproval #s.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 15 July 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

being over 50% in July of his last year does put him in the category of "presidents who were popular when their terms ended," along with the three I mentioned and no one else in the post-WWII era (JFK excepted for obvious reasons). Maybe that's not remarkably high, but it's not too bad either

xp

intheblanks, Friday, 15 July 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

It's not awful, it's not great. It's average basically.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 15 July 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

I guess I wouldn't have disputed your original claim of medium popularity which strikes me as a fair assessment basically.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 15 July 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

It's been a while since we've seen a good link of a movement Conservative being shocked, shocked to find bigotry in this casino, anyone got one

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 15 July 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

Either way you can see that presidential popularity isn't the most important factor since Nixon and Gore both lost despite be VPs for popular presidents... (or Gore sorta lost? Whatever. I guess Nixon might have won too.)

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 15 July 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

In July of their last year in office, Clinton was at 58, Reagan at 53, eisenhower at 56. obama's at 51, pretty clearly in the same league. My guess is it goes up as obama is statesmanlike until the end, and ends somewhere around where eisenhower's did.

I guess that puts Obama in the "popular presidents tier," not the "mediocre couldn't win re-election" tier or the "hated by the american public" tier. Hard to really decide what's remarkable with only 11 examples, I guess

http://www.gallup.com/poll/116479/barack-obama-presidential-job-approval.aspx

intheblanks, Friday, 15 July 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

Alex in SF, that's a good point, and for sure the one I should have tried to make. It's actually pretty tough to win a third term for a sitting president's party, a certain fatigue or complacency or who knows what sets in. That's why it doesn't shock me that the GOP senate candidates in basically every toss-up state are polling higher than the Dems

intheblanks, Friday, 15 July 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

nixon did win xxp

Mordy, Friday, 15 July 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

That chart also says average for US presidents is 53%... wonder what their disapproval % were though. Feels like that matters cuz Obama's are ridiculously high.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 15 July 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

xp You mean Nixon beat Kennedy?

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 15 July 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

well obv not

Mordy, Friday, 15 July 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

Or he beat high voiced LBJ impersonator Hubert Humphrey?

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 15 July 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

Because I would say latter is a different situation... Nixon wasn't riding on Eisenhower's coattails.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 15 July 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

i guess i was just thinking that ultimately he made good on that even tho it wasn't immediate

Mordy, Friday, 15 July 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

The wiki page for presidential approval has a breakdown for every prez

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_approval_rating

There's fairly substantial "No Opinion" percentage until Clinton, so now the disapproval % is basically exactly what you'd expect based on the approval %

intheblanks, Friday, 15 July 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

That eight years was a huge period of time in politics, I don't think Eisenhower's approval ratings were the driving factor.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 15 July 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

anyway... who's looking forward to Trump's statement on the coup in Turkey!

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

These people have acted!

imago, Friday, 15 July 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

Beautiful! Sad!

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

oh my God @ that bush editorial

It's pretty much what most movement conservative types are saying/doing at this point. They're in a total fix -- they want to spend all their time (as they have for the past few cycles) at this point just spending all their energy trashing the Democratic Party opponent and otherwise going "Yeah our candidate isn't perfect but it's still all good." They are spending half their energy or more of it going "AAARRRRRGGGGGHHH" at Trump's success and seizing up, all while babbling about what 'real' conservatism is as a catechism. They have nothing else to do and nowhere else to go.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 July 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

but but but gary johnson!

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 15 July 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

if he really wants to stick it to trump he'd endorse hillary. you wonder if he really believes that nonsense about democrats tearing apart the country, maybe he spouted it so much that he really does. alternatively he just thinks that endorsing hillary will make him a pariah.

iatee, Friday, 15 July 2016 22:31 (seven years ago) link

I love how Jeb goes to bat for term limits, a balanced budget amendment, and the line item veto - all bold, fresh ideas that the public is clamoring for

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 22:31 (seven years ago) link

can someone explain to me why a /seemingly/ "normal" (by GOP standards) pol like pence would commit political suicide?

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 15 July 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link

if he really wants to stick it to trump he'd endorse hillary. you wonder if he really believes that nonsense about democrats tearing apart the country, maybe he spouted it so much that he really does. alternatively he just thinks that endorsing hillary will make him a pariah.

― iatee

lol "make him" a pariah

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 15 July 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link

because he wasn't going to win reelection anyway

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link

Important Q: is the 'T' in the Trump/Pence logo penetrating the 'P' or is the 'P' a hand delicately jerking off the 'T'?

remy bean, Friday, 15 July 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

VP nod is basically a way for Pence to avoid having to run for governor, possibly catapult him onto the "national stage" without losing a humiliating election in his home state. This way when Trump loses he will still be a national GOP figure w career prospects.

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

NO BOROWITZ
xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

yeah, let's make this a borowitz-free zone

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 15 July 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link

VP nod is basically a way for Pence to avoid having to run for governor, possibly catapult him onto the "national stage" without losing a humiliating election in his home state. This way when Trump loses he will still be a national GOP figure w career prospects.

xp

― Οὖτις

i know people talk about what a close race he was running, but he really wouldn't have had that much trouble winning re-election. his would-have-been opponent is a mustachoied nonentity.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 15 July 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link

Wasn't there one time when Borowitz forgot to be desperately unfunny

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 15 July 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link

lies

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

a 25% chance at becoming vice president and maybe then president - sure why not roll the dice

iatee, Friday, 15 July 2016 22:41 (seven years ago) link

ok then what's yr explanation rushomancy? Pence dumb enough to think he can win the long odds?

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

I read that url as: jeb-bush-does-not-represent-the-future-of-the-country--or-the-gop, and I thought that's harsh of the WaPo, but fair.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

ok then what's yr explanation rushomancy? Pence dumb enough to think he can win the long odds?

― Οὖτις

i have no explanation. he does have a reputation for being quayle-stupid, though.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

That is the most logical explanation.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

This way when Trump loses he will still be a national GOP figure w career prospects.

I think this is otm. Unless I've missed something, it's not like Mike Pence had some other incredibly bright potential future in store. I actually think the "say goodbye to your career" cost of associating with trump is pretty consistently overstated, at least for most GOP-ers. Not that anyone in this thread is saying that; I just see that a lot in the media generally, in my twitter feed, etc. But it seems pretty obvious that a far right dummy like Pence will have a much higher profile and better opportunities after this, even if he's on a losing ticket. It's not like anyone's going to blame him if they lose.

intheblanks, Friday, 15 July 2016 23:41 (seven years ago) link

See: Sarah Palin

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 16 July 2016 00:14 (seven years ago) link

If Sarah Palin is the example then Trump will still be obnoxiously present years from now

Nhex, Saturday, 16 July 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

I like this line from Nate Silver's state-of-the-race thing today--not saying it's actually ominous or anything, he's just throwing out questions ("What would keep me up late at night if I were Clinton?") because it's July and he has to write about something, but I think there's some validity to it: "In a big-picture sense, I’d be worried that Americans come to view the race as one between two equally terrible choices, instead of Trump being uniquely unacceptable."

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/election-update-10-questions-about-where-the-2016-race-stands/

clemenza, Saturday, 16 July 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link

yeah, I liked that piece too. It's good to see that guy back doing the thing he's actually good at.

intheblanks, Saturday, 16 July 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

don't know if people reading the front page of yahoo will catch the "satirical" aspect

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202016-07-15%20at%206.05.42%20PM_zpsms4ledfj.png

nomar, Saturday, 16 July 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

If Sarah Palin is the example then Trump will still be obnoxiously present years from now

― Nhex, Friday, July 15, 2016 7:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Trump will be and was always gonna be obnoxiously present until he wheezes his final, fetid breath. The only difference is that he will soon be actively hated by a number of people who are now reluctantly supporting him once the veil drops and they realize how much damage was done to the GOP by the demon baby they birthed.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Saturday, 16 July 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

I don't think anybody posted this today--"top aides" going rogue.

http://twitter.com/DanaBashCNN/status/754007849022480384

clemenza, Saturday, 16 July 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

We should remember that "destroying his own political career' is a moot point when you can be a failed prez candidate and land a six-figure contract with FOX News; some of these guys DO run so they can get their old age pension check signed by Roger Ailes.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 July 2016 05:22 (seven years ago) link

interesting post from an FB friend:

The Trump Pence symbol is hysterical, it is obvious latent homosexuality. I really think, that almost all white males who vote Republican after 2008 are latent homosexuals. At the last Republican Convention in Tampa there was a 242% increase of grindr use in the city.

I think that the reason Republicans can adopt absurdities like global warming being a lie, the earth was created in 7 days, low taxes create jobs is because they spend everyday denying to themselves that they are at least bisexual, and from this root self-deception, all other lies flow out from.

flappy bird, Saturday, 16 July 2016 06:16 (seven years ago) link

Well, there's always the chance that faceless dude who messages you will turn out to be Aaron Schock, so you might as well try your luck

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:28 (seven years ago) link

Saw on Twitter that "You Can't Always Get What You Want" was played over the PA at the Trump/Pence announcement event.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

Trump's been using that song a lot

Οὖτις, Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

jagger should intervene but he's too busy impregnating pretty girls 1/4 his age

akm, Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

apparently this pence introduction was quite something

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

Heard just a bit of Trump's VP speech in the car. He's still cheerleading "the Evangelicals." If he ever becomes president, I think you're going to see a society-wide explosion of superfluous articles.

clemenza, Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

Hee: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/dominance-and-humiliation-no-middle-ground

Early on I realized that when it came to Trump if I figured out the stupidest possible scenario that could be reconciled with the available facts and went with it, that almost always turned out to be right. The stupider, the righter. So with this rule of thumb in hand, as the empiricist my Dad taught me to be, I just kept following that model and it kept working.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

i could barely listen to this speech. although it definitely wasn't as strident or as high pitched as normal; sounded very telepromptered. but still full of ridiculous bs and I barely heard him mention Pence.

akm, Saturday, 16 July 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

trump's razor

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 July 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

Jamison Foser
‏@jamisonfoser Jamison Foser

An overt racist who knows absolutely nothing just picked a vicious homophobe VP and MSNBC gives you this analysis:

"Were you surprised nobody pointed out Ronald Reagan announced his candidacy in this hotel” — Brian Williams,

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 July 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

Trump seemed to deviate from the talking points on several occasions and instead launched into his stump speech, at multiple times talking at length on what he feels the state of the country is, before seemingly reminding himself of the nature of the event and muttering, "back to Mike Pence."

Trump said the primary reason he chose Pence, interjecting "other than he looks very good," and talking about his family, was because of the governor's record in Indiana.

"He's a solid, solid person," Trump said.

Trump said he won the state of Indiana in a "landslide." His last words on stage about Pence were recalling the governor's prior endorsement of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX). Trump suggested that Pence endorsed Cruz because he was under pressure from established Republicans.

"Even though he was under pressure, it was the single greatest non-endorsement I've ever had in my life," Trump said. "I will tell you."

As the two shook hands on stage, the microphone picked up Pence telling Trump, "You're amazing."

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 16 July 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

Trump said he won the state of Indiana in a "landslide." His last words on stage about Pence were recalling the governor's prior endorsement of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX). Trump suggested that Pence endorsed Cruz because he was under pressure from established Republicans.

"Even though he was under pressure, it was the single greatest non-endorsement I've ever had in my life," Trump said. "I will tell you."

can anyone explain what he was trying to say here

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 16 July 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

trump's ego is such a black hole that non-endorsements by their negative nature imply their corresponding endorsements. staggering but kind of perfect in its way.

before seemingly reminding himself of the nature of the event and muttering, "back to Mike Pence." is also amazing.

five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 16 July 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

but...the corresponding endorsement to the non-endorsement (i like to fart and i'm crazy) was pence's endorsement of cruz!

i only want to understand

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 16 July 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

he looks very good

five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 16 July 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

it makes sense if Trump wants to communicate utter contempt of Pence; maybe his lizard brain was doing just that

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 16 July 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

does he have a non-lizard brain?

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 July 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

Nope!

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 July 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

Hence the success, quoted above, of JMM in explaining how this shit pans out every time

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 July 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

I think the non-endorsement statement was a lame joke. Didn't hear the speech but if you add a little sarcastic self-deprecation it can be read as "ha, ha, amirite?"

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 July 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

but...the corresponding endorsement to the non-endorsement (i like to fart and i'm crazy) was pence's endorsement of cruz!

i only want to understand

― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone),

PUA Trump negging his date Pence in front of his pals The American People, m/l

pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Saturday, 16 July 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

Wow.

I kinda feel like the campaign was smart enough not to go for a logo that made everyone think "toilet paper" but didn't realize that they were getting trolled by the graphics team with the alternative.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 July 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

One thing I'd be queasy, maybe even panicked about, if I were Trump is how so little media attention is being paid to the convention--which starts in, uh, two days. I have no numbers to back this up, just my own sense from following closely in '08 and '12. A lot of that is undoubtedly a by-product of the awful and chaotic news stories of the past few weeks--it feels like the world is in the middle of some version of 1968--but I also think it's directly linked to what still feels like the unreality of Trump. It's still hard for me to get my head around the idea that there's a convention where he'll be given the nomination.

clemenza, Saturday, 16 July 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

the relative lack of attention to it is completely the result of turkey/nice/shootings by the police/shootings of the police

barring a continuation of that, there will be plenty of attention on the convention next week

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 16 July 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

As I say, I agree that that explains it to a great extent. But I don't think completely. There were many instances a few months ago where I'd turn on CNN and they'd cover Trump for hours, putting all other news stories aside (or just paying them lip service) no matter how big. I think there's some Trump fatigue in there too.

clemenza, Saturday, 16 July 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

There is always a frightening prospect that the convention will indeed be a continuation of these kinds of stories.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 July 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

A competent politician representing the opposition to the current president would have made Orlando, Brexit, Baton Rouge / Sterling, Minneapolis / Castile, Dallas, Nice and the failed coup in Turkey into a coherent narrative about how feckless and apathetic his opponents are. It doesn't even require a decent amount of self-awareness to pull this off, it just demands a little bit of worldliness and an attention span.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 July 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

Both of which are basically out of Trump's reach thanks to his apparent addiction to cheap speed diet pills and his phenomenal obsession with how small his own dick is

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 July 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

st paul xp

j., Saturday, 16 July 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/5Wm7igEpLKX

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Saturday, 16 July 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/mike_pence/status/754408867912622080

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Saturday, 16 July 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

ohhh so THAT'S where all teh chilis joeks came from today

j., Saturday, 16 July 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link

would be a srs oversight if he didn't get paid for that

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 16 July 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

tweet was more about exhibiting his bona fides as A Man of The People

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 16 July 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link

"He's a solid, solid person," Trump said.

It is true that Pence neither collapses into a puddle on the floor, nor does he dissipate ethereally into the atmosphere.

Unless he is some sort of non-Newtonian substance, one might reasonably conclude that he is, in fact, solid.

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 17 July 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

he does look like you could just thump on him

j., Sunday, 17 July 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

sometimes u just crave chilis. i don't hold this against him as much as his draconian track record on lgbt issues

Treeship, Sunday, 17 July 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

what's up, my niggas, we're having Applebee's tonight!

mookieproof, Sunday, 17 July 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

not clicking on that thread title

five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 17 July 2016 03:59 (seven years ago) link

I feel like the "4 hours of sleep each night" as attested by the campaign itself, plus the "funky diet pills regimen" as undenied by key players thing is just waiting to hatch

El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 July 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link

Pence's wife started a company called That's My Towel!

http://fortune.com/2016/07/16/karen-pence-towel-charms/

My business is called, “That’s My Towel!” Charm, Inc.

Most of us have matching bath and beach towels, so it is easy to get them confused. I have had so many times where I was swimming at a friend’s beach house, pool, or lake house, using their matching beautiful beach towels. Lo and behold, I would go in the water for a dip or up to the house for a beverage, and when I came back to my towel, it was gone! Someone else had grabbed my towel unknowingly…because all of the towels looked the same.

And how many times have you walked into the bathroom and seen multiple towels on the floor and wondered, "Whose towel is whose?" Towel charms solve that problem and eliminate daily unnecessary laundry.

So to solve this, I came up with the idea of a towel charm. They are a fun, environmentally-friendly, and inexpensive way to eliminate unnecessary laundry, make a statement with your unique charm, and solve the problem of “Who took my towel?”

I designed a charm holder that goes through a towel. My company sells the charm holder and your choice of charm. You can attach the charm holder to your bath or beach towel and identify it as your own. The goal is to eliminate having to wash towels every day because no one knows which towel is theirs. It saves time and money and helps get the bathroom organized. And they are adorable!

They are great for everyday use, hostess gifts at a pool party, housewarming gifts, beach vacations, college students, teacher gifts, etc.

Hopefully your new Towel Charm will save you lots of time and money! And from now on you will be able to state with confidence … "That’s My Towel!"

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 July 2016 04:24 (seven years ago) link

you have to admit that's a great idea

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 17 July 2016 04:28 (seven years ago) link

definitely best as a standalone college graduation gift

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 17 July 2016 04:28 (seven years ago) link

So what we know from this is: Karen is a lot smarter than her husband. Raise your hand if you're surprised.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 July 2016 05:16 (seven years ago) link

The country may not be ready for a vice president whose daughter is a vampire.

https://twitter.com/mike_pence/status/754408867912622080

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 17 July 2016 08:51 (seven years ago) link

hahaha

Nhex, Sunday, 17 July 2016 12:29 (seven years ago) link

they went to NYC and ate at Chilis

akm, Sunday, 17 July 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

they are from Indiana after all

Taking dumps on a person's car is something children do (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 17 July 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

Hey, come on. Sometimes we eat at Friday's.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Sunday, 17 July 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

speaking as a transplant to new york, whenever one of these "if you're in NYC don't eat at chili's" things comes up it just makes me kinda want some medicore fast-casual restaurant food. i mean every so often i've hit up mcdonald's even. i ain't too proud. the vampire issue is much more concerning to me.

five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 17 July 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

Most of us have matching bath and beach towels

makes me wonder what the 'us' she imagines she is talking to looks like

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 17 July 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link

haha what the fuck is happening with that chilis photo

marcos, Sunday, 17 July 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

It's presumably a deliberate choice - the people who look down on people because of where they eat aren't the target demographic.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Sunday, 17 July 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

to Midwesterners in general, eating at chili's in nyc shows that one is "just folks" and not stuck up, plus that one knows the value of a dollar

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 17 July 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

I imagine it's actually the safe familiar choice when faced with infinite options. Not that any block with a Chili's will have anything else too off the beaten path.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 July 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

i don't even know what chili's is. is it ersatz mexican?

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 17 July 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

Big chain restaurant, ersatz tex-mex, more upscale than a Taco Bell, about on a par with Applebees. Its wikipedia blurb.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 17 July 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

Baby Back Ribs! Last resort airport food tbh. The last or maybe only time I ever ate there it was for the free Wi-Fi after a long flight delay.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 July 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link

They have passable burgers, but it's pretty hard to fuck up a cheeseburger.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 17 July 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/754696163748708352

the photo is one thing.. also font + design looks like it was pulled out of a box from 1990

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 17 July 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

fwiw they were at the NJ airport chilis

intheblanks, Sunday, 17 July 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

Chili's is also one of those "Food, Fun, and A Ton of Crazy Crap on The Wall" places. They have bar areas inside them that are the kind of places where the term 'White Girl Wasted' may have been coined.

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 17 July 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

I don't even own a chili's

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Sunday, 17 July 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

posted this accidentally on another thread

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/17/opinion/sunday/were-helping-deport-kids-to-die.html

this was a powerful piece about the Obama administration's complicity in Mexico's deportation program. basically, they are refusing to give asylum to people who aren't migrants but refugees, fleeing powerful gangs in el salvador and honduras.

i'm not always a big believe in national conversations, but i think America needs to start talking about the moral responsibility we have toward central america. these countries were directly devastated by US policy and not just economically. i don't think anyone here needs the reagan year footnotes

― Treeship, Sunday, July 17, 2016 2:55 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

anyway, i want to see clinton address this. right now the discourse on immigration is kind of beating around the reality of the situation on both sides. the republicans have their own libelous narrative of immigrants as parasites and the democrats talk in vague truisms about how immigrants our hardworking just like you and me. left out is a discussion of the fact that there are a bunch of failed states south of the border and we had a hand in making them that way

Treeship, Sunday, 17 July 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

i don't even know what a non-failed state looks like anymore

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Sunday, 17 July 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

was there really that much calculation behind a visit to chili's

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 17 July 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

man now i really could go for some kind of platter at chili's. or applebee's. i never was too sure of the difference tbh.

five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 17 July 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

like the mention of 'tex-mex' above was seriously the first time it ever occurred to me that chili's was meant to have a theme beyond "american dinner restaurant staples."

five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 17 July 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

I don't hate on chili's even though they don't have a lot I can eat but I can usually put some kinda plate together and it's all right. this part of the campaign, where the bad guy doing ANYTHING AT ALL gets an "oh my God, who is this chump, thinking he can use an iPhone!" reaction is a special level of the campaign because you might have thought that after the mess of the primary season, people'd leave their worse shit to the side and get focused, but no, it gets worse, "ha ha they ate at some rube restaurant!" goes into the mix and what's it do? win some hearts and minds? no, it makes some guy somewhere think "I'm going to make a point of voting for whoever these dickheads are being such assholes about" and that guy, even though he's voting wrong, is otm

Chili's is not texmex, stop with these lies

6 god none the richer (m bison), Sunday, 17 July 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

Hoping someone opens up part 7 for this thread tonight, taking it through one or both of the conventions. (I don't really have any title ideas myself, else I'd go ahead.)

clemenza, Sunday, 17 July 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

Jclc otm

SPACE IS FAKE make no mistake! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 17 July 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

I agree, there should probably be a new thread to coincide with the conventions. Especially since we are currently talking about Chili's.

Honestly haven't really thought much about that place one way or the other, like I said outside of airports, but pretty lame that he specifically called attention to it. #pencegotpaid

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 July 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

I have no issue with the choice of chilis , just want to echo dr casino that the real issue is the lack of reflection of a vampiress and that weird kid in the red shirt

marcos, Sunday, 17 July 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

Cleveland police union to ask governor to suspend open carry law for RNC

http://www.cleveland.com/rnc-2016/index.ssf/2016/07/cleveland_police_union_to_asks.html#incart_big-photo

marcos, Sunday, 17 July 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

How about this:

Empty Chair Cites Other Commitments: The 2016 Republican Convention (Elections, Part 7)

(Be gentle if you don't like it.)

clemenza, Sunday, 17 July 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/754789482621243392

what does the first part of this even mean?? "Our country is a divided crime scene, and it will only get worse!"

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

sounds like a threat tbh

best beloved trumppence (crüt), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

ILX would probably provide a useful safe haven for Trump at moments like this.

Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

clemenza, Sunday, 17 July 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

(Although when I look at the title, I realize "second thoughts" is a foreign concept to him.)

clemenza, Sunday, 17 July 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

god, it's been a while since i actually read through his twitter timeline. he seems so demented

j., Sunday, 17 July 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link

VPs you had second thoughts about but chose anyway

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Sunday, 17 July 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

Good start to the convention: Rove vs. Aex Jones at the airport:

https://twitter.com/alyonamink/status/754803339079057408

Any Given User (Eazy), Sunday, 17 July 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

Chili's is fine u little lord Fauntleroy mofos

Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 17 July 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

Red hot chilis repper

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

Guys, Chili's has two for one all day every day.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

The Trumpiest Trump quote: "I think I am actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."

mookieproof, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

the french fries at chili's aren't even vegetarian

best beloved trumppence (crüt), Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

I wonder how much of a spike Grindr use in Cleveland is gonna get this week?

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 18 July 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link

Chili's is fine u little lord Fauntleroy mofos

― Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, July 17, 2016 6:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the post of the year easy

idk how but i somehow read that as being posted by Morbz the first time, went "huh, okay, sure" and moved on

also: good one, darragh

five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 July 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

i just ate a "fritos pie" at a dive bar so i definitely won't disparage chilis

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link

Good start to the convention: Rove vs. Aex Jones at the airport:

https://twitter.com/alyonamink/status/754803339079057408

― Any Given User (Eazy), Sunday, July 17, 2016 6:34 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hell yeah

flappy bird, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

this is the post of the year easy

2nd only to the one right after it

Best Beloved Trumppence (contenderizer), Monday, 18 July 2016 00:49 (seven years ago) link

lol treesh was it happy fun? birdy's? i have never actually ordered a frito pie at any place i've ever seen that had them, are they any good? worth the price?

five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 July 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/07/trump-is-still-taking-fired-managers-advice.html

Although Trump fired Lewandowski last month, the power struggle between Lewandowski and campaign chairman Paul Manafort continues, sources close to the campaign say.

Lewandowski continues to advise Trump to stick to his off-the-cuff style he displayed in the primaries (“Let Trump be Trump,” he calls it). Sources say that Lewandowski even told Trump not to apologize after Trump faced criticism for tweeting the controversial image of Hillary Clinton and a Star of David surrounded by cash.

hahahahahahahahaha

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 18 July 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

New long Jane Mayer piece on Trump's Art of the Deal ghostwriter:

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all

Any Given User (Eazy), Monday, 18 July 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-pence-clinton-iraq-war-vote-cbs


"I don’t care," Trump said when asked about Pence's past vote for the Iraq War.

"What do you mean you don’t care that he voted?" Stahl asked.

"It’s a long time ago. And he voted that way. And they were also misled. A lot of information was given to people," Trump replied.

Stahl then pointed out that Trump has criticized Hillary Clinton for voting for the Iraq War as a senator.

"You’ve used that vote of Hillary’s, that was the same as Gov. Pence, as the example of her bad judgement," she said.

"Many people have, and frankly, I’m one of the few that was right on Iraq," Trump said in response.

When asked again about how Pence voted, Trump said, "He’s entitled to make a mistake every once in a while."

"But she’s not," Stahl clarified, referring to Clinton.

"She’s not. No, she’s not," Trump said.

lol but seriously, these guys need to point out that Trump was NOT right about Iraq every single time he mentions this

frogbs, Monday, 18 July 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

OMG @ that exchange. Is it even cognitive dissonance anymore when there doesn't appear to be any actual cognition involved?

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 July 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link

"I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."

Nothing tops this.

Mark G, Monday, 18 July 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

My humility is better than anyone else's humility, I can tell you that.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 July 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

Really hope the dems press Trump on stuff like this a lot: Pence said this about trade deals, he said that about a ban on Muslims, his record on defense of marriage acts is this etc. Because A: Pence is diametrically opposed to Trump's previously stated positions on a ton of issues, and B: I'm sure Trump hasn't thought through his responses to this well. Or at all.

this is a salad for the BALSAMIC REVIVAL (Dan Peterson), Monday, 18 July 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

he's got this far without being seriously penalised for not thinking, so why start now?

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

Iraq war thing is clumsy in a way that might actually be a problem later though - like, assuming he debates Clinton, and tries to bring up his Iraq applause lines, she can plausibly say "well, your running mate was in Congress at that time, and voted the same way I did, so what exactly are you trying to say, Mr. Trump?" Like, it doesn't help her win over any Trump people necessarily but it sort of takes an arrow out of his quiver.

five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 July 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

i really do think trump has alzheimers are something. real people aren't like that.

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

healthy people i should say

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 14:37 (seven years ago) link

he can just say "i picked pence as my running mate to get the establishment blowhard republicans on board not because i agree with him. you need to negotiate to get elected and i'm the best negotiator. it matters that hillary did the same thing bc she's the actual candidate," and his fans will be satisfied.

Mordy, Monday, 18 July 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

thats too smart, thats not gonna happen

6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 18 July 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

I'm not convinced these inconsistencies are really going to move anyone.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 18 July 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

Don't think that'll matter either, least of all with Trump (who already has 20 years of wild inconsistencies in his very own opinions). Plus whoever Clinton goes with will produce the same contradictions, and ditto to the other point too, albeit probably less drastic. You can't avoid that.

clemenza, Monday, 18 July 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link


i really do think trump has alzheimers are something. real people aren't like that.

― Treeship, Monday, July 18, 2016 9:36 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

healthy people i should say

― Treeship, Monday, July 18, 2016 9:37 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Imagine living for 60+ years in a bubble where you're surrounded by people who nod thoughtfully at every dumb word that comes out of your mouth. It's kind of akin to a developmental disability.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 July 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link

I feel like that might be an inroad towards a critique that could have an impact upon his potential supporters. Like, they're clearly unmoved by the fact that he's rich, but if you underscore that he's faced none of the challenges that his supporters have faced, that he's never been tested in any significant way or had to overcome any hardships, again drawing the comparison between him and his supporters, I think you might get some people's attention.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 July 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

another good article:

https://medium.com/@liberaltroll/a-comprehensive-analysis-of-donald-trumps-economic-lunacy-9e5552682695#.r9qe7ba8u

should be a surprise to no one but just a daily reminder that Trump's economic policies are basically impossible and even if you're being generous he's nearly guaranteed to create a massive recession and/or destabilize the world economy

frogbs, Monday, 18 July 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

That sounds like expert talk to me. Mighty suspicious.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 July 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

there is no critique of trump's life story that would be more persuasive to his voters than the prospect of banning muslims and building a wall once he's elected

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

another good read:

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-end-of-a-republican-party/

Darin, Monday, 18 July 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

he's already taken back the muslim ban.

his appeal isn't any one policy or set of policies. it's the vicarious thrill of transgressin. americans have become hedonists in the worst way.

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

lol *transgression

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

that's not to say that he isn't actually dangerous or that he won't do destructive things in office.

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

but i think his voters are taking pleasure in the spectacle and the vicarious thrill of racism and that's why they are so accepting of his inconsistencies/the fact that he is dumb as hell. they get pleasure out of it.

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link

"vicarious thrill of transgressin" is probably the more accurate phrasing in terms of Trump's fans.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 18 July 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

trying to argue over policy and consistency won't work to counter this. the best strategy is to make him look small and pathetic.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 18 July 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

so is anybody going to die at the convention today?

based stress reduction (crüt), Monday, 18 July 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link

it will be the death of our innocence

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 18 July 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

wishin and hopin and transgressin

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 July 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

Roy Cohn quote in that Jane Mayer / New Yorker piece: "Donald pisses ice water."

thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Monday, 18 July 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

“I put lipstick on a pig,” he said. “I feel a deep sense of remorse that I contributed to presenting Trump in a way that brought him wider attention and made him more appealing than he is.” He went on, “I genuinely believe that if Trump wins and gets the nuclear codes there is an excellent possibility it will lead to the end of civilization.”

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 July 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

Good morning! Country fucked yet?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 July 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

Whaddaymean 'yet'?

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 July 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

I give Pence a week, maybe two, with Trump's hand up his ass before he starts going off-script. He was clearly straining a bit in that interview.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

I wonder what their private conversations are like

have they even had a private conversation

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

josh marshall has been hinting on twitter that, having watched interviews with trump in the 80s and compared them to today, he's suffering from some kind of degenerative cognitive malady. not in the "GWB changed his accent" sense, more in the CTE sense.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

i think trump and pence's private conversations mainly revolve around their favorite chili's appetizers

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

XPS "So...Chili's--what's that like?"

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

XP They compare Taco Bowls.

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

trump doesn't have private conversations

“Trump has been written about a thousand ways from Sunday, but this fundamental aspect of who he is doesn’t seem to be fully understood,” Schwartz told me. “It’s implicit in a lot of what people write, but it’s never explicit—or, at least, I haven’t seen it. And that is that it’s impossible to keep him focussed on any topic, other than his own self-aggrandizement, for more than a few minutes, and even then . . . ” Schwartz trailed off, shaking his head in amazement. He regards Trump’s inability to concentrate as alarming in a Presidential candidate. “If he had to be briefed on a crisis in the Situation Room, it’s impossible to imagine him paying attention over a long period of time,” he said.

...

Growing desperate, Schwartz devised a strategy for trapping Trump into giving more material. He made plans to spend the weekend with Trump at Mar-a-Lago, his mansion in Palm Beach, where there would be fewer distractions. As they chatted in the garden, Ivana icily walked by, clearly annoyed that Schwartz was competing for her husband’s limited free time. Trump again grew impatient. Long before lunch on Saturday, Schwartz recalls, Trump “essentially threw a fit.” He stood up and announced that he couldn’t stand any more questions.

Schwartz went to his room, called his literary agent, Kathy Robbins, and told her that he couldn’t do the book. (Robbins confirms this.) As Schwartz headed back to New York, though, he came up with another plan. He would propose eavesdropping on Trump’s life by following him around on the job and, more important, by listening in on his office phone calls. That way, extracting extended reflections from Trump would not be required. When Schwartz presented the idea to Trump, he loved it.

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

Not sure how to say this without sounding nuts: if gazillionaires and GOP brokers love Pence far more than Trump (Mayer mentions in a tweet that Charles Koch tried to recruit Pence to run in 2012), does this hurt Trump's chances of, uh, surviving?

thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

Often, after spending the day with Trump, and watching him pile one hugely expensive project atop the next, like a circus performer spinning plates, Schwartz would go home and tell his wife, “He’s a living black hole!”

this is great stuff

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

xp do you mean "surviving" euphemistically or do you think the kochs are going to poison his egg mcmuffin?

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

Thinking poisoned Egg McMuffin...

thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

trying to argue over policy and consistency won't work to counter this. the best strategy is to make him look small and pathetic.

― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, July 18, 2016 11:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Exactly. He can say almost anything, and as long as he says it candid and with the same level of confidence he will be fine since that's what his followers are responding to. He carries himself so convincingly to them that inconsistencies are written off as examples of changing contexts or similar misunderstandings by critics.

Evan, Monday, 18 July 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

is Benghazi Day going to help or hurt the GOP?

based stress reduction (crüt), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link

those benhazi twats are irritating

duck dynasty is speaking today. wtf.

akm, Monday, 18 July 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

also looking forward to European Fembot Melania Trump's first spoken words

akm, Monday, 18 July 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

I am tempted to remake the song "Bengali in Platforms" as "Benghzi, Our Platform" in honor of the RNC

http://porno (DJP), Monday, 18 July 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

can't imagine Flo and Eddie are happy with this G.E. Smith cover of "Happy Together"

based stress reduction (crüt), Monday, 18 July 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

why does ge smith take money from republicans

akm, Monday, 18 July 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

very moving pledge of allegiance tbf

alphonse ginaloa (alomar lines), Monday, 18 July 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

http://www.guitarworld.com/features-news-interviews/ge-smith-talks-bass-republicans-and-performing-roger-waters/%0919609

I have an 11-year-old daughter and she’s going to be going to school for a long time. And it’s expensive, so I have to work. Last year I did the Republican National Convention. When they first asked me to do it, I turned it down. And they offered another really good offer, which I turned it down. They came back with one more and I said no. It wasn’t so much political but rather that I had just been away for two years and I wanted to go home. I’d just made a bunch of money so I didn’t feel the pressure. And then they came back with an insane final offer. And I thought, Well not only will this pay for several years of Josie’s school but I can hire six or seven of my friends, and give them a really good pay day too. So we went and played the Republican convention. We may not be Republicans, obviously, but it was really interesting. I got heavy flack from some people for doing it. If you remember, at that time, last August, a year ago, it wasn’t so sure. It was kinda looking like Romney was making a good run for it. So I got some heavy flack for it. But I’m a professional musician and this is what I’ve always done. I’ve been a professional musician since I was 11 years old. It’s what I do: work.

based stress reduction (crüt), Monday, 18 July 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

i can only hope josie smith's expensive education turns out to be more useful than ge smith's was

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

i respect that answer

goole, Monday, 18 July 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

If he'd gone with the Dems her education would be free!

nickn, Monday, 18 July 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

He probably would play for the Dems if they didn't keep trotting out James Taylor.

http://porno (DJP), Monday, 18 July 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

hahahaha now i'm trying to think of a suitable republican-convention performer who could follow "JT IS HERE!"

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

duck dynasty is speaking today. wtf.

Because Evangelicals, and the not-so-secret theme of this shitshow is "Minute 19 of Our 15 Minutes of Fame".

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

scott baio

akm, Monday, 18 July 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

If this doesn't spark the Baiossance, I don't know what will.

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

I’ve been a professional musician since I was 11 years old

this is appropriate, b/c lots of people in the GOP would like to turn us back to the gilded age of mass child labor.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

I have an 11-year-old daughter and she’s going to be going to school for a long time. And it’s expensive, so I have to work. Last year I did the Reichsparteitage. When they first asked me to do it, I turned it down. And they offered another really good offer, which I turned it down. They came back with one more and I said no. It wasn’t so much political but rather that I had just been away for two years and I wanted to go home. I’d just made a bunch of money so I didn’t feel the pressure. And then they came back with an insane final offer. And I thought, Well not only will this pay for several years of Josie’s school but I can hire six or seven of my friends, and give them a really good pay day too. So we went and played the Reichsparteitage. We may not be Nazis, obviously, but it was really interesting. I got heavy flack from some people for doing it. If you remember, at that time, last August, a year ago, it wasn’t so sure. It was kinda looking like von Schleicher was making a good run for it. So I got some heavy flack for it. But I’m a professional musician and this is what I’ve always done. I’ve been a professional musician since I was 11 years old. It’s what I do: work.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

aw, scott baio, really? I didn't know he was one of them. :(

Two crickets was sassing each other (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

Phonies love Chachi

(I'm Hillary's new jokewriter, btw)

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 July 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

Phonies love Chachi

dying

this is a salad for the BALSAMIC REVIVAL (Dan Peterson), Monday, 18 July 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

he retweeted this

http://a5.img.talkingpointsmemo.com/image/upload/w_652/eilgnf7gfgaoim6w2k7w.jpg

we should take bets to see if anyone says the c, b or n words during the convention this week in Cleveland

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 18 July 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

we should take bets to see if anyone says how many people say the c, b or n words during the convention this week in Cleveland tbh

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

hard to believe noted asshole scott baio is a republican tho, it's true

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

Charles is apparently no longer in charge of his misogyny.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 July 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

bob loblaw's blowhard blog

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

If Boris Johnson can become Secretary of State after writing dirty limericks about a head of state, I'd imagine Trump would at least install Baio as head of the Department of Education or something on the basis of that RT.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 July 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

apparently g.e. smith is playing 'station to station' at the convention right now

mookieproof, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

creepy magickal vibe of that song pretty much a perfect fit

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

also nebulous nazi connections obv

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

one of the best songs ever.

the aryan overtones make it problematic in context though.

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

it's mostly about a coke addict chasing the next high, though, which fits in with trump's addiction to diet pills, short attention span, and pathological need for attention/adoration

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

i feel like g.e. smith has been taking the piss with most of these song selections

based stress reduction (crüt), Monday, 18 July 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

he played "Eminence Front" earlier!! on the coke theme

based stress reduction (crüt), Monday, 18 July 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

Republicans forget they're hiding

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 July 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

Eminence Front is a coke song? oh I guess "The snow packs as the skier tracks".

akm, Monday, 18 July 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

from 1980 for a good long time afterwards all townshend songs are coke songs one way or another

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

this reminds me of my private east coast college's annual "snow ball"

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

Was Charlie Sheen the early-2010s version of whatever Trump is doing now?

thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Monday, 18 July 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

Sheen-->McAffee-->Trump

thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Monday, 18 July 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

yeah. trump is a shitty knock off of everything bad. a xerox of a screenshot of a polaroid of a piece of garbage.

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

"The Return of The Thick White Trump/Spewing Tweets In Clinton's Eyes"

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 18 July 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

"This is not a meeting of the Republican National Committee, it's a meeting of brown shirts." - former Republican US Senator Gordon Humphrey

mookieproof, Monday, 18 July 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

Some of the stuff they'd rather keep off TV is on TV right now. Probably just a last-gasp for the anti-Trump faction, though.

clemenza, Monday, 18 July 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

actual lol at grisso xxp

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

lol the "we want trump" chant. what a bunch of degenerates.

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

"we are disgusting" not easy to chant

Mordy, Monday, 18 July 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

Rightwing anti-Trump Twitter absolutely apoplectic.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 July 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

they might have been saying roll call vote. i am reading up on it now.

that's the problem with chants. they're never crisp.

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

i'll care when they endorse hillary until then it's just a temper tantrum xp

Mordy, Monday, 18 July 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

I don't know if the MSNBC video feed is live but the last GOP Virginia gubernatorial candidate is burning all the bridges. "They cheated"

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 18 July 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

It's definitely "roll call vote," which is what the anti-Trump people want. I think this is more in order that their numbers might be precisely counted and marked as part of the party, etc., rather than out of any hope that they could win.

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 July 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

man, Chuck Todd looks like I did after my successful date two weeks ago.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 July 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

youtube feed is down?

based stress reduction (crüt), Monday, 18 July 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

i'm sure donald trump is very upset by this turn of events

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 18 July 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

Apparently he was watching CNN and complaining about biased panels.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 July 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

Funny (paraphrasing):

CNN: But by asking for a role call, you're essentially asking for a vote on amendments to the rules.
Roll-Call Guy: We had that vote already two days ago.
CNN: Yeah, but we weren't here.

clemenza, Monday, 18 July 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

Examiner: You say that you identify as a conservative but you also say on the other hand that you don't like labels. What is it that makes you conservative?

Trump: Well, I've never liked labels, but I'm a conservative person but I never like labels but I'm a Republican and a conservative. But I was never one for labels.

frogbs, Monday, 18 July 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

kevin drum analyzes the roll call vote sitch

http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2016/07/donald-trump-crushed-ted-cruz-yet-again

goole, Monday, 18 July 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

Eminence Front is a coke song? oh I guess "The snow packs as the skier tracks".

― akm, Monday, July 18, 2016 4:00 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Eminence Front
Eminence Front
It's a coke song!

how's life, Monday, 18 July 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

http://www.avclub.com/article/eric-andre-crashed-alex-jones-rally-cleveland-239728

Of course, Alex Jones is a “reasonable” man, so he eventually brought Andre on stage in what was presumably an attempt to show that he’s willing to let all sides of the political spectrum have a voice. Unfortunately for him, Eric Andre just wanted to tear shit up, telling Jones, “I want you to have sex with my wife.” Jones was taken aback and declared that Andre was just there to disrupt his free speech, with maybe one person in the crowd actually finding the exchange funny. Eventually, Andre grabbed the mic to ask “who put the bombs in Tower 7,” which Jones took as “something legitimate” for once, but Andre was ushered off of the stage before things could go further down that hole.

goole, Monday, 18 July 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

in retrospect Ted Cruz would have been the perfect VP pick. Or Jeb. Either one really. Trump LOVED having them around to pick on. They made Trump better! but Pence makes him worse. Emasculates him almost. because Trump is constrained around him, isn't allowed to pick on him. you can tell Trump resents having to say nice things about him.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 July 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link

'you know Ted, well, we shook the lies outta him and he's gonna be fine. Got a few things to learn, I'm not going to lie. that's why he's only gonna be Vice! but he'll be a fine Veep. Now give him a break! Moving on'

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 July 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

I am uneasy enough about Trump that I thank heaven for every misstep and mistake that makes it less likely he will win. The man is nearly unadulterated id. He should not get anywhere near the presidency, and yet he is nearer to it now than all but one person. That's way too close for comfort.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 18 July 2016 23:24 (seven years ago) link

G.E. Smith doin Station to Station is so beautiful

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

ok i found my news sources for convention coverage

1) washington post periscope robot
https://www.periscope.tv/washingtonpost/1YpKkobMdyEKj

2) shep smith free associating on foxnews website/facebook from 4-6pm each day for some 'digital hangout' thing

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

oh my god mike pence is a living farce

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:12 (seven years ago) link

Are they broadcasting any of this for free? Or should I just wait for the commemorative DVD?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:14 (seven years ago) link

"SITCOM STAR: WE HAVE A CHOICE IN NOVEMBER"

cnn chyron writers rn

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:14 (seven years ago) link

i apologize for my shitty faux trump impression, it's like a disease

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:14 (seven years ago) link

xp any proper response to that is going to rightly end up in the trenchant social commentary thread

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link

did not know the meaning of the word "chyron" til now. i'm gonna go with my first reading which is that they got this guy as a convention speaker and CNN erroneously described him as a "sitcom star"

http://static3.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/0/5344/1640158-khyron_03.png

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link

i think i found the free live stream https://twitter.com/i/live/753267649300144129

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

oh nm it's tv journalists talking over the speeches

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:19 (seven years ago) link

i really wanted to hear what the creepy twin guy was saying

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:20 (seven years ago) link

so uh.. they really didn't give anyone any coordinated messaging tonight or anything did they

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link

i just heard about 5,000 people in the audience call hillary clinton a bitch

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

is that what it was. i assumed 'liar' but not suprised rn

kind of striking how every time they show the crowd there are always some delegates looking at the speaker like UH

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link

a video!

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link

so what really happened in Benghazi?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

why did they make this look like a video game

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

war is a video game to these clowns so why not

nomar, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

the audience looks like a giant santorum family photo

estela, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

Maggie HabermanReporter
8:33 PM ET
Invalid Date
Meanwhile, Trump is right now calling into Fox News, during his own convention, and providing additional programming, which is also unusual for a nominee.

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link

trump couldn't stand the spotlight not being directly on himself for a second obvs

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link

the stage is pretty cool, very Bush I era

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

"it's kind of like whack-a-mole"

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

Yeah this Benghazi story needed tampon jokes to make it more relatable

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:44 (seven years ago) link

man there's no one in this stadium

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:53 (seven years ago) link

from my local paper

Benghazi-related speakers drive home first night's focus on national security
Antonio Sabato Jr., the soap star-turned-Chippendales performer, is up next

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:56 (seven years ago) link

Is there even a convention happening

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link

Willie Aames ‏@WAames 4h4 hours ago Vancouver, British Columbia
There is a proverb that essentially says: "Willingness and Stupidity don't go well together"-Apply it where you will..#hardtokeepmymouthshut

nomar, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link

Holy shit this Megyn Kelly interview of Malik Shabazz...."do you think white people are inherently evil? Have you ever said the word cracker?" What the fuck is this???

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

i mean, if you watched megyn kelly spending literally several dozen segments a few years ago scaring viewers oh nevermind here:

http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2010/07/megyn-kellys-minstrel-show/184788/

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

So glad this exciting outsider nominee is jettisoning the usual parade of boring politicians, bringing the awesome celebrity star power and pizazz of Scott Baio, Kimberlin Brown, and Antonio Sabato Jr.

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

I'm wary of making such statements after having to eat my hat on the nomination, but when I see this convention lineup, it's really, really hard for me to believe they can win this year.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

BTW "Kimberlin who?" you may ask. "An actress best known for her roles in the television dramas The Young and the Restless and The Bold and the Beautiful, Kimberlin Brown is also a California avocado farmer, host of The Design Network’s interior designer show Dramatic Design, and a small business owner."

Two soap opera stars and a sitcom star from decades ago.

They couldn't get Tim Tebow and apparently decided against going with Dennis Rodman, so what globally beloved sports figure did they go with? Why, the LPGA's Natalie Gulbis!!!!!

rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

boy would I give Tom Cotton a hate fuck

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

"No one can boss us around"--reminiscent of Anderson Cooper and "With all due respect, sir, that's what a five-year-old says."

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

The fuck was his "hell is on the way" line

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

not a good idea for Cotton to use John Kerry's 2004 DNC line.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

'help is on the way' was kerry theme in 2004

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

lol that was so dead-in-the-water, I remember grimacing when I heard that. Same with "reporting for duty"

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

whos the jedi

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

So he said help? I was so confused I thought he was just wishing death on a bunch of people

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

Hell is on the way. Can you pick me up some smokes there thanks

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

lol that was so dead-in-the-water, I remember grimacing when I heard that. Same with "reporting for duty"

― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, July 18, 2016 9

my friend the progressive consultant said at the time that he groaned and said, "We've lost in November."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

i remember all my friends in '04 being convinced that bush was toast and i was like, have you seen kerry in action?

nomar, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

jefferson beauregard sessions

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

feed is down :(

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

here we go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x5axmyoinM

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

jeez giuliani is stressing me out

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

gee rudy i wonder

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

Fuck this guy man

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

Did Guiliani call Clinton accountable or a cannibal?

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

"Hillary Clinton advocated for the overthrow of Ghaddafi". Yup. How much flack do you think would Rudy be giving her now for "advocating for the preservation of Ghaddafi's regime in Libya"?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

lol what just happened

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

MELANIA

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

so we can all agree that it's bizarre, but is this going well for Trump/Republicans or no?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

omigod Bob Dole was yanked out of his seat

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

never gonna tell a lie and..

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

noticed that too

Evan, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnsbPxDWAAQIA9K.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

I'm wary of making such statements after having to eat my hat on the nomination, but when I see this convention lineup, it's really, really hard for me to believe they can win this year.

I watched the Cotton/Sessions/Giuliani lineup and had the same feeling, but I've been burned by confirmation bias with these things before, so I'm not resting too comfortably just yet. If tonight is supposed to be national security/foreign policy night, then it seems kind of telling that the big applause line is that Obama won't say "radical Islamist terrorism". I mean maybe it's a good dog-whistle line for the crypto-birthers out there who think Obama is secretly a Muslim, but I think it's got to have a little substance behind it to cross over to undecideds, and I just don't see it. I mean this is the big failure of Obama's presidency, that he doesn't use the right words to talk about terrorism? Seems like a tough sell.

o. nate, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

Ramesh Ponnuru

@RameshPonnuru

Melania Trump is giving a perfectly good speech for a candidate who does not bear much resemblance to her husband.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

you know i actually flipped over to that o'reilly interview trump called into, for a few min, and he was saying oh melania will give a great speech, this is her night, it's all about her

so obvs trump had to 1) call into o'reilly the same night to be on tv and 2) do a dramatic entrance for himself so everyone talked about nothing but that

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

he's giving the people what they want. folks are heading to the exits now that he's gone.

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link

axelrod: "if i'm a convention planner i did not want rudy giuliani spilling into the ten o'clock hour and scaring americans out of their wits"

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

Fuck Chris Matthews for sitting next to Hugh Hewitt as he praises Giuliani for being a beloved figure.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

beloved????????

brimstead, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:45 (seven years ago) link

such unreality

brimstead, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:45 (seven years ago) link

"street smart"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

i know no one on any of these panels is going to say anything bad about melania's speech because it feels like a line they don't want to cross, since tbh she probably didn't want to be involved in politics at all.. it was super robotic and impersonal. there was nothing about it that was going to encourage anyone to reconsider their view of trump

oh look another angry, angry ranting guy who looks like he would like to personally strangle someone rn

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

angry guy yelling about war and bathrooms

this will def go over well w/swing voters

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

you know i actually flipped over to that o'reilly interview trump called into, for a few min, and he was saying oh melania will give a great speech, this is her night, it's all about her

so obvs trump had to 1) call into o'reilly the same night to be on tv and 2) do a dramatic entrance for himself so everyone talked about nothing but that

Imagine the pathos of Melania's fake orgasms with this fucker.

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

This military dude is fucking insane

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

I can't think of a single time when a prez candidate's wife didn't get "she was warm" and "X's secret weapon" and "Wait till the country gets to know her!" from the press.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link

wow

the crowd now chanting "lock her up"

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

downright horrifying

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

He's very persuasive--Clinton may drop out.

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

fascist

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 03:04 (seven years ago) link

This guy yelling on the stream right now, who is he? Because I'm scared of him.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link

Does this asshole know that he has a microphone and does not need to yell so much?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link

a big round of applause for freedom from the lock her up brigade

estela, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

no big rounds of applause for 20 minutes, despite what it sounds like

https://twitter.com/rickklein/status/755238034262650880

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link

lmao

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link

To be fair, it's getting close to midnight in Cleveland, and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame opens at 10am. You have to get up and get breakfast and hustle there early if you want to beat the crowds, because apparently it is free for these killjoy racist assholes:

MUSIC CHANGED THE WORLD.

Since its creation, Rock & Roll has triggered, focused and facilitated political conversations throughout the world. As Cleveland welcomes the 2016 Republican National Convention, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame explores music’s impact on public opinion. The featured exhibit Louder Than Words: Rock, Power and Politics looks at rock’s power to change attitudes about patriotism, peace, equality and freedom. The experience tells stories from the fall of Communism to Black Lives Matter, from war protests to LGBT rights and everything in between. These stories are told by a diverse range of artists and politicians with a wide range of political perspectives

The Rock Hall welcomes everyone to be a part of this conversation. From July 18-21, we're open and offering free admission to all who want to visit, courtesy of underwriting from AT&T. We’ll welcome a number of artists, political figures, and dignitaries, as well as serve as a host to thousands of media outlets from around the world.

Music has the power to challenge our thinking, offer new points of view and bring people together, regardless of political perspective. During the RNC, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame will use this platform as an opportunity to extend our mission to engage, teach and inspire through the power of Rock & Roll and offer new points of view — asking us to recognize and embrace differences, and talk about ways people can come together and find common ground.

We welcome everyone to be a part of this conversation and look to share stories that ignite passions, challenge thinking and encourage participation in the democratic process.

Subversive!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link

Sean Oneal is back at the AV Club and writes this summary of Scott Baio's political wisdom/contributions

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 03:49 (seven years ago) link

LOOOOL

https://twitter.com/JarrettHill/status/755242423991709697

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 04:07 (seven years ago) link

They showed excerpts back-to-back on CNN--definitely pretty blatant. What a way to start.

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 04:34 (seven years ago) link

so this is what happens when the campaign organization is disorganized and unprofessional

did anyone run the entire text through one of those plagiarism detectors to see if anything else in there was lifted?

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 04:35 (seven years ago) link

you know we were remarking earlier on the 'help is on the way' thing taken from kerry.. uh.. i just wonder if there's more where this came from

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

Jeffrey Lord: "This is not Benghazi."

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link

blitzer said that tomorrow a previously recorded interview with melania trump will air on nbc news in which melania says she wrote the entire speech herself with very little help

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link

It's not a major thing in and of itself--obviously she'll be cut lots of slack--it's that that's all they're talking about now.

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 04:42 (seven years ago) link

The only things that will be remembered from today are the plagiarism, the rules skirmish, and "Lock her up." Not great, Bob.

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 04:44 (seven years ago) link

there's a thing going on where many people are really, really invested in the idea that both melania trump and ivanka trump are sweet, honest, wonderful human beings who should not be criticized despite the fact that they're actively trying to get a racist demagogue elected president

i wonder why

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 04:52 (seven years ago) link

bonus rickroll?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cns0aEJXEAASoYL.jpg:small

nomar, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 04:56 (seven years ago) link

That's great--she should have worked in "You wouldn't get this from any other guy" somewhere.

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 04:58 (seven years ago) link

and of course they stole the language and ideas from michelle obama who the republicans hate so much

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 05:23 (seven years ago) link

this is incredible

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 05:32 (seven years ago) link

between the plagiarism and the rickroll there cant really be any doubt that its sabotage no

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 05:33 (seven years ago) link

insane

nomar, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 05:37 (seven years ago) link

from a couple weeks ago.. the "trump institute" he used to scam people with also used plagiarized texts

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/30/us/politics/donald-trump-institute-plagiarism.html

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 05:39 (seven years ago) link

I almost feel like this was a trap set by the Trump campaign to minimize discussion of the insane alarmism and fascist rhetoric that had happened earlier in the night.

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:35 (seven years ago) link

Was just coming here to post https://twitter.com/Trillburne/status/755261943993077760

The Discourse Lover
‏@Trillburne
The night of deranged people calling for rivers of blood was great, shame to see it tarnished by plagiarism

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:49 (seven years ago) link

The plagiarism thing is so insane, and so perfectly ironic, but at this point I'm not even sure what degree of outrage is deserves in a campaign that involves giant walls between the US and Mexico, John McCain's courage being impugned for being captured and any number of absolutely insane beyond the pale stuff. My wife this morning was calling it unethical and not classy, but - their candidate is Trump! It's totally, perfectly in character.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:56 (seven years ago) link

So fun to parse:

STATEMENT ON MELANIA TRUMP SPEECH

"In writing her beautiful speech, Melania's team of writers took notes on her life’s inspirations, and in some instances included fragments that reflected her own thinking. Melania’s immigrant experience and love for America shone through in her speech, which made it such a success.”

-Jason Miller, Senior Communications Advisor

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:57 (seven years ago) link

First she said she wrote it with little help, now it's a team of writers

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 12:20 (seven years ago) link

Does that mean that Michelle is one of Melania's life inspirations?

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 12:29 (seven years ago) link

yes, it turns out melania has the exact same values and beliefs as the obamas which must surely be a terrifying revelation for donald and the gop.

estela, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 12:38 (seven years ago) link

lol any other campaign would have the decency to fire a staffer and rush out some half-sincere apology but somehow I sense that Trump is going to lash out against the media for going after his wife and it's gonna be amazing

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link

"You made it a hot line, Melania made it a hot speech"

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 12:50 (seven years ago) link

lol

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 12:52 (seven years ago) link

Poor guy:

Kristol isn’t exactly Mr. Popular here in Cleveland. He spent the first several months of the GOP primary adamantly predicting Trump’s imminent demise, and the last desperate weeks trying to recruit a conservative independent to run against him. (His pick, an obscure lawyer-pundit, didn’t take the bait.) On the light rail trail to downtown on Monday morning, he said, a fellow commuter looked him straight in the eye and told him: “You don’t turn me on.”

“I was polite and didn’t tell him I was sick of people like him,” Kristol said. He gets it, he said; he knew he wasn’t going to be greeted here with “adulation” and “flower petals.”

But that doesn’t mean he’s without fans. Here came one now! A man in a dapper suit pulled Kristol by the arm and thanked him for coming and for being true to himself. Then he went to get in line with everyone else.

“The Democratic county executive now likes me,” Kristol exclaimed, playfully rolling his eyes. “Is there any other way to get into this thing?”

An old friend of a friend, a former Republican fundraiser, spotted Kristol and reached to shake his hand.

“What are you doing here?” Kristol asked.

“Oh, you know, I’m kind of wandering,” the man said.

“Oh, you’re like all of us,” Kristol says. He looked again at the line. “This is getting ridiculous. I’m going to get a Coke.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/yes-bill-kristol-is-at-the-republican-convention-having-a-terrible-time/2016/07/18/a04232a2-4d18-11e6-aa14-e0c1087f7583_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_kristol-10pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 12:53 (seven years ago) link

Trump will point out the, like, words that were different from the cribbed passages and, what, did Michelle Obama invent words now? We're not allowed to use words just because other people used them? Rigged system. Sad!

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link

'like, three words'

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 12:56 (seven years ago) link

a fellow commuter looked him straight in the eye and told him: “You don’t turn me on.”

sounds like he missed an obvious neg from a horny pua convention attendee

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 12:58 (seven years ago) link

Melania must have gone to the Joe Biden School of Notetaking

Iago Galdston, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link

OMG, I'm frickin' Nostradamus.

The Donald Trump campaign on Tuesday denied allegations that Melania Trump plagiarized a Michelle Obama speech on the first night of the Republican National Convention, calling the accusation "just really absurd."

"To think that she would do something like that knowing how scrutinized her speech was going to be last night is just really absurd," Trump's campaign chairman Paul Manafort told CNN's Chris Cuomo on "New Day."

At least one passage in Trump's speech Monday night plagiarized from Obama's address to the Democratic National Convention in 2008.

Side-by-side comparisons of the transcripts show the text in Trump's address following, nearly to the word, the would-be future first lady's own from the first night of the Democratic convention in Denver nearly eight years ago.

Manafort said the words Melania used were not "cribbed" but are common words.

"There's no cribbing of Michelle Obama's speech. These were common words and values. She cares about her family," Manafort said. "To think that she'd be cribbing Michelle Obama's words is crazy."

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link

"And even if she did steal those words, she only stole the best words, and used them better and more beautifully."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:21 (seven years ago) link

You assume just because I'm holding the knife that's currently being thrust into this man's chest that I'm stabbing him. Which is just really absurd.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

did y'all pay attention to the paranoid racist garbage that was going on last night because that wasn't very cute

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link

Manafort said the words Melania used were not "cribbed" but are common words.

Plagiarism is so common at the grade 6 level, especially when it comes to Wikipedia. I call out four or five kids every year on it, just confining myself to really blatant stuff. "Tell me what 'perspicacity' means, C-level language student." Actually, it's less individual words than the way words are put together that makes it obvious. If I checked and followed up on everything diligently, that's all I'd ever do.

Anyway, look forward to the common-words defense. "C'mon, teach--'and,' 'the,' 'said,' I use those words all the time!"

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

guess this billionaire doesn't own TurnItIn.com

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

I'm waiting for the defense that Michelle Obama heard Melania's speech, then jumped in her time machine and took the speech with her back to 2008.

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

This is a level of stupidity I just cannot fathom. Manafort is absolutely right about the level of scrutiny Melania's speech was likely to receive. So...how was this allowed to happen? Who was responsible? It really almost seems intentional. To what end, who can say. Maybe Melania's cannier than we assumed and is trying to save us all?

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link

"America should not have to suffer through the nightmare I experience in bed every night."

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

"To think that she would do something like that knowing how scrutinized her speech was going to be last night is just really absurd," Trump's campaign chairman Paul Manafort told CNN's Chris Cuomo on "New Day."

Is there a word for this kind of phallacy? Denying something blatantly obvious by saying she didn't do it, because it would be too blatantly obvious?

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link

"So...how was this allowed to happen? Who was responsible? It really almost seems intentional."

by many accounts Trump barely has any campaign staffers.

akm, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link

"phallacy"

haha

akm, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link

lol oops

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

I'd think that someone on the Trump campaign would have been assigned specifically to AVOID sounding anything like Michelle's speech.

But that would be, like, clever.

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

Trump right now is asking someone to tell him what plagiarism is and not listening to the answer

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:52 (seven years ago) link

I never ever never check Twitter, but I just looked at Michelle Obama's account. Nothing about last night. Not a new observation, but that really brings it home. Would Trump as president ever be able to hold himself in check, especially if he felt like the injured party? It'd be non-stop cleaning up of Twitter messes. (He claims he'd stay off if elected; he's proved so manageable to date.)

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:52 (seven years ago) link

was kinda on and off twitter last night but sounds like they are off to a smashing start

Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

this is the best

Treeship, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

I almost feel like this was a trap set by the Trump campaign to minimize discussion of the insane alarmism and fascist rhetoric that had happened earlier in the night.

― based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, July 19, 2016 7:35 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

naw being ridiculous is much worse for a politician than being blood thirsty

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

Every bit of air time spent saying Melania did not copy the speech is air time that Trump and the GOP are reacting, rather than controlling the conversation. Taking time to deny it and explain it away means that they are losing the media cycle. You can bemoan that this is the state of the discourse just now, but it is the world in which we live. And right now I'm loving this: "New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R), a staunch Trump ally, defended the campaign Tuesday, saying that '93 percent of the speech is completely different than Michelle Obama’s speech.'" So, 7% is a nothingburger, but if it were 9% or 12%, well then, maybe you'd have something. But it's only a trifling 7% so shut up.

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

i have a sense that melania doesn't give a fuck about any of this and that she is in existential danger of not caring about anything at all.

Treeship, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:05 (seven years ago) link

Sounds like Christie's cribbing his numbers from the roll call vote yesterday:

Seven states needed to submit signatures from a majority of their delegates in order to force a roll call vote. Nine states did so, but the chair said three states had withdrawn their requests. Manafort said there were actually four that withdrew.

http://www.rollcall.com/news/politics/anti-trump-republicans-call-roll-call-vote

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

Melania was there to be a lightning rod the media's attention regardless of what she said.

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

Most of all I like the idea of Bill Kristol talking some tech guy into uploading "the newest draft" onto the teleprompter, Iago-style, right before she spoke.

thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

I'm guessing like 90% of the 93% of the speech that is completely different than Michelle Obama's speech was cribbed from sources we haven't tracked down yet.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

Philip Bump ‏@pbump 17m17 minutes ago
“She’s comfortable that the words she used are words that were personal to her.” - Manafort on Melania

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

the best part is how the plagiarized material is sheer boilerplate. their team couldn't find another way to get her to say she was raised to respect others? or that she believes the nation's kids should be taught to work hard and reach for their dreams?

Treeship, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

lol trump camp has no plan

Sam Stein ‏@samsteinhp 1h1 hour ago
Manafort: Melania did not plagiarize

Christie: Sure she plagiarized. But just 7% of the speech

Priebus: I’d fire the speech writer.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

I will have the best words, believe me.

Re that Dan Merica tweet, I think the relevant maxim is not to interrupt your opponent when he's in the process of making a mistake.

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

lol

i'm a fan of melania tbh

Treeship, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

between the plagiarism and the rickroll there cant really be any doubt that its sabotage no

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 19, 2016 1:33 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

standing by this btw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

I'm going to submit a few existing books whose words are personal to me for publication under my name. I guess that's kosher now in our brave new world.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

melania "pierre menard" trump

Treeship, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

I bet it's Peter thiel behind all this

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

hes innovating

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

speech prob written by a bot

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

maybe kenneth goldsmith was hired to be the speechwriter

Treeship, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

Gideon Resnick ‏@GideonResnick
Ben Carson's spin on the Melania plagiarism situation: It shows "we share the same values."

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

The absurdity quotient is so high at this point that I almost expect reality to melt like an old filmstrip any day now.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

the obvious course of action is to make a fall guy out of some scrub which means trump will prob not do that

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

I have a feeling the media spin on the convention was all set to be, "Wow, Trump pulled off a pretty okay convention after all the handwringing" but now the amateur hour narrative will continue.

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

There are lots of poems that express my values and feelings. But I didn't write them.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

Robert Costa ‏@costareports 2m2 minutes ago
Trumpland quickly turned from ebullient to dark after the convention ended Monday and cable went big on plagiarism. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/republican-national-convention-scrutiny-of-melania-trumps-speech-follows-plagiarism-allegations/2016/07/19/3efc4208-4da4-11e6-a7d8-13d06b37f256_story.html

ha of course they thought they were doing good

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

Benghazi, e-mails, plagiarism, it never stops:

The Trump campaign now says any allegations of plagiarism are "crazy" — and that any attacks Melania has received are the result of her criticizing presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton.

"Once again, this is an example of when a woman threatens Hillary Clinton, she seeks to demean her and take her down," Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort said in an early Tuesday morning interview with CNN.

http://www.vox.com/2016/7/19/12222276/melania-trump-plagarism-clinton-rnc

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

oh boy these ppl are messy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

Just in case one is presented with the "just a coincidence / these are common words and sentiments" defense, I find this comparison helpful:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics-live/wp-content/uploads/sites/53/2016/07/melania-trump-speech-cropped.jpg

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

ben carson:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnu3OgbUMAAglT7.jpg:small

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

John Perkins • 8 minutes ago
Given that both our current President and Vice President are well known for their plagiarism when running for the office of President, having a candidate for First Lady reading lines similar to the current First Lady's is at best a minor inconvenient.

People who liked Melania Trump based on her reading will continue to do so.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

yeah they were talking about that on NBC but it's like, since when has this campaign done anything sensible, they're all gonna say different things and ultimately Trump is going to deny that plagiarism ever occurred and ultimately denounce the media for going after his wife

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

many xps, wow

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

of course they're trying to spin it into "wow CROOKED HILLARY is really going after her, WOW what won't she do!?"

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

Yes, Ben, we share the same values, e.g., we want our children to know that they should be willing to work hard.

For example, they should be willing to google up some content that was widely publicized, change a few words, and then submit it as their own work!

xxp, and John Perkins brings the boring kneejerk tu quoque! Right on schedule!

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

but yeah the plagiarism thing is a distraction

the cheer for the acquittal of baltimore cops was revolting

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

I hope the focus will shift away from the plagiarism to the campaign's response to the plagiarism. This level of baldfaced disregard for basic facts needs to be hammered home with every undecided voter (i.e. everyone who hasn't already seen this happen dozens of times during the campaign).

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

agreed 100%, the fact that this campaign is blatantly lying about essentially everything ought to be raising way more alarms than it is

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

like the first rule in crisis communications is get in front of the story and apologise if at all possible

they are so, so bad at this

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

my god, imagine if CROOKED HILLARY was the one who didn't release her tax returns. what a fiasco that would be.

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link

Pro or con, people are talking about Melania instead of Benghazeeleventy!!1.

For a campaign that's supposed to be media-savvy that should be called a loss.

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link

“Talking to operatives here, the mood is something between grim resignation and the Donner Party,” said veteran GOP consultant Mike Murphy on Tuesday morning.

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

omg, just saw this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnqzYFQWIAAKUxQ.jpg

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

I don't care if your elevators are white, black, yellow, green or purple.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

We should judge them by the content of their character, amirite?

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

Probably not as prescriptive as it is just a matter of fact. The whitest convention, so white it'll make your head spin.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

We don't have white elevators and black elevators and red elevators and purple elevators--we just have the United States of America elevators.

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

ha how many ppl involved in setting that up thought this doesnt look good then just shrugged and carried on w their lives

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

Obviously rino DNC plants

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link

I'm still slightly stunned by the fact that the logo of the convention includes half a guitar.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

rock city

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

Some of you more IT & web-marketing inclined folks might enjoy this, where John Hendren(@fart) started digging thru the 3,200 domains registered to various Trump-related concerned:

https://medium.com/@fart/inside-donald-trumps-3-000-bizarre-domains-996871e602b0#.wgmiiz47c

Including digging thru WHOIS files

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/nathanrabin/status/755419435725361152

And to think, there are still those who think Republicans have trouble appealing to black voters. They've got J.J!

8:10 AM - 19 Jul 2016

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnvJ-IdWgAI8RXF.jpg:large

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

2 powells

Treeship, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

Ahhhhhhahahahaha.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

What, all Colin Powells look alike to you?

A nationally known air show announcer/personality (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

Should've just been a checkerboard of alternating Powells and Carsons.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

Condy Rice is now stuffed down the memory hole?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

a 3x2 grid of black republican portraits where one of the spaces is filled by a logo

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

They could've at least used some anonymous stock image.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

It's not like anyone in their party would've been curious enough to try to figure out who it actually was.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

Meantime

"When Moochelle said it she was lying. When Melania said it she was telling the truth."

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=364800

(I promise I will shut up about this soon but for now it is still providing lols)

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

like the first rule in crisis communications is get in front of the story and apologise if at all possible

Only if you are talking to people outside your base. The people who agree with you have already constructed excuses for you, and you want to affirm those points. Obviously the question of whether or not you should be protecting your voters or seeking new ones is something else. It's possible me that trump at this point is worried about losing his support in some areas, so is choosing to validate his base's excuses rather than apologise and seem others (which would involve contradicting those who have already supported him).

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

What the hell site is that? xp

how's life, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

Ace of Spades, one of the many junky right-wing sites that are just that.

Meantime, as I posted on the Fox News thread, the last sentence of this excerpt is really firing off conspiracy theory thoughts in my brain right now:

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/07/sources-kelly-said-ailes-sexually-harassed-her.html

As New York reported yesterday, Rupert and sons James and Lachlan, the three top executives at 21st Century Fox, have, according to multiple sources, decided that Ailes needs to be removed. Kelly, who has become something of a feminist icon thanks to her tangles with GOP nominee Donald Trump, is seen by many inside Fox as the future of the network. She’s currently in contract negotiations, and given that Bill O’Reilly has said he’s considering retirement, Fox can’t afford to lose her.

According to two sources, yesterday afternoon lawyers for 21st Century Fox gave Ailes a deadline of August 1st to resign or face being fired for cause. Ailes’s legal team, which now includes Susan Estrich, former campaign manager for Michael Dukakis, has yet to respond to the offer. Ailes has also received advice on strategy from Donald Trump and Rudy Guiliani, sources say.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

http://verysmartbrothas.com/the-rnc-where-steve-king-defends-white-supremacy-and-melania-trump-disproves-it/


I won’t say too much more about poor Melania, because every joke worth making has already been made. Instead, I’ll just say that the only person feeling worse than her about her speech this morning is Steve King. All that fuss about the master race. And then, a couple hours later, the Grand Wizard’s wife refutes that entire argument by stealing the words from a regular Black girl from the South Side

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

Hah!

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

Only if you are talking to people outside your base. The people who agree with you have already constructed excuses for you, and you want to affirm those points. Obviously the question of whether or not you should be protecting your voters or seeking new ones is something else. It's possible me that trump at this point is worried about losing his support in some areas, so is choosing to validate his base's excuses rather than apologise and seem others (which would involve contradicting those who have already supported him).

― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, July 19, 2016 12:06 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imo this is close but it gives trump too much credit for acting strategically, his behavior is mostly intuitive and it appeals to the gop base and not to everyone else, trump is just being trump is how i break it down to an extent

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

scapegoating a staffer for the plagiarism would give him the chance to say 'you're fired' tho

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

and then fire a tshirt cannon into the crowd while ticker-tape rains from the ceiling of the convention centre

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

and gallop offstage on a glorious white horse firing pearl-handled pistols

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

xxp sure. when it comes down to it I doubt there is any conspiracy involved.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

scapegoating a staffer for the plagiarism would give him the chance to say 'you're fired' tho

― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, July 19, 2016 12:24 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a good point someone shd pitch it to him like that

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

catching trump in dumb lies gon be a media sport before this is over https://twitter.com/AmarAmarasingam/status/755439932659859456

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

http://theslot.jezebel.com/day-2-of-the-republican-national-convention-all-hell-b-1783881235

Check it out, Dinesh Dsouza is out of jail!

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

The Trump campaign has cycled through various denials and explanations for the, um, overlap between the Melania Trump and Michelle Obama speeches. Perhaps the best so far came from campaign spokeswoman Katrina Pierson, speaking to the Hill: "This concept that Michelle Obama invented the English language is absurd."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

Trump founded America, so he's technically responsible for all decisions made within its contiguous borders since then. Just the good ideas, though.

There's also now a story floating around about the multiple claims about Melania's college degree...despite a number of mentions in the past about having dropped out before graduating. Again: why? Why not decline to mention her higher education altogether rather than tell stupid and easily disproven lies about it?

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

trump gonna trump

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

xxpost

Trump will point out the, like, words that were different from the cribbed passages and, what, did Michelle Obama invent words now? We're not allowed to use words just because other people used them? Rigged system. Sad!

― Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, July 19, 2016 7:55 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmarAmarasingam/status/755439932659859456

See a CNN anchor whine "WhHHYYY?!" on-air!

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

You can't make this shit up. Except that you clearly can at this point.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

I'm seriously considering changing a handful of words in Art of the Deal and self-publishing the resulting product. It's not like Donald Trump invented words (or even wrote the ones in his own book).

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

Clinton's facebook page is live streaming a list of lawsuits Donald Trump and his companies have been involved in. It's been going on for a little over half and hour now.

how's life, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

Pence is on TV right now talking about meeting Reagan in 1988--"You can probably Google it and find the photo." Which he clearly already did.

http://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/mike-pence-veep-donald-trump-career-02.jpg?quality=75&strip=color&w=758

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

just checking out the gipper's package, no big thing

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

New defense being floated on CNN right now: you can also say that Melania stole from Kid Rock and John Legend and House of Pain and Public Enemy, everyone steals from everyone, it's impossible not to.

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

So Melania is Girl Talk?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

hmm i like the "cover version" defense, it's at least new

nomar, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

trump's speech will begin with Reince storming the stage with an airhorn yelling REEEEEEEEEEEEMIIIIIXXXXXXXX

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/5ZDuVZYtAz3

So apparently Stephen Baldwin is there and rapping

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

I'm combing the transcript and finding all sorts of suspicious phrases:

"Let's all come together in a national campaign like no other!" -- Beatles

"There will be good times and hard times and unexpected turns" -- Chic

"...love and compassion for each other that will bring us together — and keep us together" -- the Captain & Tennille

Very troubling.

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

did this get discussed? https://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/how-the-haters-made-trump

When host Seth Meyers took the mic, he piled on with his own rat-a-tat of jokes, many of which seemed designed deliberately to inflame Trump’s outer-borough insecurities: “His whole life is models and gold leaf and marble columns, but he still sounds like a know-it-all down at the OTB.”

The longer the night went on, the more conspicuous Trump’s glower became. He didn’t offer a self-deprecating chuckle, or wave warmly at the cameras, or smile with the practiced good humor of the aristocrats and A-listers who know they must never allow themselves to appear threatened by a joke at their expense. Instead, Trump just sat there, stone-faced, stunned, simmering — Carrie at the prom covered in pig’s blood.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmarAmarasingam/status/755439932659859456

See a CNN anchor whine "WhHHYYY?!" on-air!

because he's an unrepentant narcissist and serial liar. its not hard, lamestream media.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

there was a similar article in the times a while ago, enlightening def xp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

trump flew home without notifying the group of big donors he was supposed to be meeting with http://time.com/4413148/republican-convention-donald-trump-corporate-donors

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

baller move imo

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

he just does what he wants god bless

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

also has a really intense thing abt sleeping in his own bed

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

Republicans now saying the plagiarized part of Melania's speech actually came from Twilight Sparkle of My Little Pony, fucking lol

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

i can't even tell if that's a joke anymore

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

The group was led out to the football field, where NFL champions the Cleveland Browns play, to take pictures before they were let go with no information about when and if a third meeting might take place.

wait

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

heh wrong team

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

New defense being floated on CNN right now: you can also say that Melania stole from Kid Rock and John Legend and House of Pain and Public Enemy, everyone steals from everyone, it's impossible not to.

― clemenza, Tuesday, July 19, 2016 12:25 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so the new Avalanches is really as bad as everyone says huh?

Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

I just watched the clip of Steve King being crazy insanely STUPIDLY racist and omg

http://porno (DJP), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

seriously, forget the plagiarism (which of course is bad and also laughably dumb) and consider that we have people in a government who don't know where writing originated

http://porno (DJP), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

and chances are he'll be reelected :/

based stress reduction (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

pencils?

Best Beloved Trumppence (contenderizer), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

consider that we have people in a government who don't know where writing originated

http://porno (DJP), Tuesday, July 19, 2016 2:41 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

white ppl invented comic sans tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

which is reason enough for our extermination

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

i stand with the whites

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

don't know where i'd be without scott baio to explain things for me

Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony said (contenderizer), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

charles in charge of our jokes and our tweets

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

Chachi Mansplains It All

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

I am learning so much about Baio. Embarrassed that I didn't know know he was like that. In my defence, I am Scottish, so it's perhaps understandable that this stuff passed me by...

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

i'm scottish and the story about scott baio getting pamela anderson car mats for her birthday when they were dating back in the late 80s / early 90s still cracks me up

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

Baylight come and me wan' go home.

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

is it strange that there's been no official response from Trump yet? It's been 18 hours since he last tweeted.....

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

they probably have several interns sitting on him to keep him off Twitter

http://porno (DJP), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

the idea that there are staffers who hide trumps phone and other ones who give it back to him is very nice to imagine

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

I'm worried, he loves his tweets so much

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

maybe he's dead

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

Only way to tell is to check the pulse of his Twitter account

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

apparently there is a surrogate memo

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/755482964700475392

WaPo has been shown today's internal surrogate memo from the Trump campaign- Christie likely got his 7% line directly from this document...

Memo also recommends saying the Clintons are "back at it" regarding attacks on Melania and to frame that criticism as an attack on women

With regard to plagiarism Qs, memo says to note how only 7% of the speech is under scrutiny (a point taken up by Christie on TV Tues)

Memo calls Melania controversy "silly" and urged allies to argue that attacks are because Melania was "too good" and scared Democrats

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

god that reads like a djmartian post i need to chill out

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

FB friend has just rechristened Mrs Trump 'Melania Vanilli'.

a nice cup of tea and a sit-in (suzy), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

consider that we have people in a government who don't know where writing originated

or numbers or algebra or gunpowder or codified laws or Christianity or

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

http://www.avclub.com/article/rnc-rocks-unauthorized-queen-butchered-bowie-possi-239765

Apparently the GE Smith Band started playing Rush at one point

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link

between the plagiarism and the rickroll there cant really be any doubt that its sabotage no

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 19, 2016 1:33 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

standing by this btw

― lag∞n

yeah someone is working from the inside to take down trump, it's amazing. they have to know who it is, right?? i guess i'm just surprised they're not hanging them out to dry, calling it a dirty trick by Clinton or something. there is a way to play this to their advantage or at least not their detriment, and they're doing the opposite of that. my little pony!!!

nomar, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

Locking up those valuable Brony votes.

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

I wish Melania had closed with a barely off-mike "That oughtta hold those little SOBs"

SPACE IS FAKE make no mistake! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Scott "Bring Religion Back" Baio:

http://www.famousfix.com/post/izabel-goulart-osmoze-primavera-verao-2010-15971660

this is a salad for the BALSAMIC REVIVAL (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

IDGI

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

i truly had no idea that antonio sabato jr was (still) a thing until yesterday

goole, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

he's not

http://porno (DJP), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

who's that guy in the above pic?

Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

not scott baio

Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony said (contenderizer), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

Cuntness sounds like a Game of Thrones character.

dinnerboat, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

judging by that photo, Baio looks better blonde

http://porno (DJP), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

Oh good, someone let Lou Holtz speak

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/07/gop-speaker-lou-holtz-really-hates-immigrants.html

“I don’t want to become you. I don’t want to speak your language, I don’t want to celebrate your holidays, I sure as hell don’t want to cheer for your soccer team!”

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

Cuntness sounds like a Game of Thrones character.

― dinnerboat

Porn version of Hunger Games, more like.

nickn, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

lmfao https://twitter.com/SkyNewsTonight/status/755472151021428736

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

the william s burroughs cut-up approach to political speechwriting

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

watching roll call vote, all DC delegates voted for rubio and kasich. roll call guy says "19 trump". yeesh.

akm, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

some minor weirdness seems to be going on here.. iirc in 2008 the first thing clinton did was to release all her delegates and ask them to vote for obama, so everyone voted for obama

cruz, rubio and kasich did not release their delegates. and michigan just passed completely and it wasn't for any strategic reason such as having the next state put the nominee over the top

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 22:48 (seven years ago) link

and there's no one in this stadium! Every time a state announces its delegate total it sounds like 46 people applauding.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

everyone outside rubbing alex jones nude belly

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

well, they went and nominated him

time to start releasing the REAL oppo research

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

getting reports in that trump "fucks bread" whatever that means

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

Corey Lewandowski--who looked after the roll call for New Hampshire--really does look like some sinister Haldeman/Liddy character.

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link

Will opposition research even play a part this time? Surely almost everyone's made up their minds about both candidates.

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

theres actually an insane number of undecided voters because everyone hates both candidates

http://i.imgur.com/mosBODZ.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/mosBODZ.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link

actually scary

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:21 (seven years ago) link

tho i still think clinton will win pretty handily / will wait til after the conventions to worry abt the polls

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

Gee they are so much alike I just can't decide smh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link

Trump Jr seems like a real swell fella

Clay, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:25 (seven years ago) link

hillary clinton will find a way to bumble her way through some stupid and tone-deaf errors, there will be a period at some pt where trump is even or a little ahead in the polls and the whole earth will flip its shit, then hillary will win a map that looks kinda like the 2nd obama map

i'm already terrified for 2020! we're kinda due for a recession!

goole, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:25 (seven years ago) link

calling it now to seem sage in the future: Clinton wins this election, American economy goes into recession during her term, she loses in 2020.

jim in vancouver, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

Trump Jr seems like a real swell fella

― Clay, Tuesday, July 19, 2016 7:25 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i know someone who went to high school with him who said he was a total stoner greaseball who took a year off before college to road trip the country in a van, also everyone called him donnie

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

also she said hes "totally normal" but given the milieu she grew up in im not sure if she knows what that means

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

i know someone who went to high school with him who said he was a total stoner greaseball who took a year off before college to road trip the country in a van, also everyone called him donnie

― lag∞n

specifically, the only thing anybody ever said to him was "shut the fuck up donnie"

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

:]

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

I guess I just can't deal with anyone who has that slicked back 1987 Wall Street asshole Pat Riley hair thing going on

Clay, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/5Zp2L5qBzI2

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

oh he seems awful dont get me wrong i was just passing along some insider info

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

did trump do his monica lewinsky slideshow yet? when is that?

akm, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

hillary clinton will find a way to bumble her way through some stupid and tone-deaf errors, there will be a period at some pt where trump is even or a little ahead in the polls and the whole earth will flip its shit, then hillary will win a map that looks kinda like the 2nd obama map

i'm already terrified for 2020! we're kinda due for a recession!

― goole, Tuesday, July 19, 2016 11:25 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some bastard on the radio was like 'this is technically the beginning of the 2020 primary here in Cleveland'

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

so earlier i was listening to the fox news channel online coverage to see what they were saying and there was a lot of talk about this article

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/07/rnc-2016-gop-republican-party-leaders-future-donald-trump-214065

there is a big shadow convention going on where all the GOP leaders including the big $$$ people are planning what to do to pick up the pieces after the implosion this fall, because they all agree that's what's going to happen. they're already looking past this election and planning 2020.

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:48 (seven years ago) link

whats funny is everyone is just gonna try to imitate trump next time because thats what republicans want, god help us if someone really clever and competent who can strike the right balance rolls around

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

of course that person will prob just do conventional republican things upon getting in office

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link

good news is the dems structural advantage in presidential elections is prob just growing exponentially

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link

feel bad for these republican dudes. they're only going to have control of the house, senate, and most state governments. sad

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link

one problem for republicans is imo is that the pundit and talk radio circuit is dominated by these shrieking maniacs who drive away the more moderate part of their base while keeping potential crossover voters from ever even considering them.

nomar, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link

gop bout to lose the senate at least

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

it's almost like they're great at plowing a profitable niche at the expense of evolving a wider public service-type appeal

he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link

the article about bill kristol sadly wandering around cleveland made me feel kiiiiinda bad for him but in the end him and his smoke filled room GOP buddies can go suck a dick.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link

feel bad for these republican dudes. they're only going to have control of the house, senate, and most state governments. sad

everything i have read/heard is that the democrats are expecting these to all move pretty significantly their way in the fall esp now that the GOP actually went and nominated trump

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

Will opposition research even play a part this time? Surely almost everyone's made up their minds about both candidates.

theres actually an insane number of undecided voters because everyone hates both candidates

I don't think these two statements are mutually exclusive. I'm sure there are a lot of undecideds, but my guess is many if not most of them will vote in the end (or stay home) based on who they viscerally dislike less, rather than finding out Trump did this or Clinton did that. They already really dislike both. I especially don't think soft Trump-leaners will be dissuaded by finding out more unseemly stuff about him--can it get any worse with him? I can maybe see where wavering Clinton-leaning voters (Sanders supporters or otherwise) might bail is ugly stuff about the Foundation came out.

Anyway, I think Clinton will win and all of that will have minimal impact.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

idk what is happening nationwide to the "aspirational wasp" republicans who believe in "the market" and are maybe sort of of socially conservative but not fanatics about it. i have people in my extended family who fit this bill and they are not voting for trump. my dad actually used to vote republican but he jumped ship in 08, voting for obama and never looking back.

i don't think the modern gop appeals to people who don't want to put "republican" at the center of their identity. i wonder to what degree this is borne out by the numbers.

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

is = if

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link

last post was xp to nomar. this page moves so fast it's like the ilx of yore

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

dems have a lot of work to do on the state level and their organization there has been shameful, theyre kinda just perennially screwed in congress due to structural issues tho they have an outside chance of capturing both chambers this cycle

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

The green algae upstate is more organized than Florida Democrats.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

paul singer building a possibly slightly more coordinated donor apparatus is the only thing in that politico "shadow cabinet" article that suggests these people have even one clue how to start to resolve their current national problems

he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:09 (seven years ago) link

just need to get the next round of candidates in a room and tell them "dont actually say the things"

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link

good luck with that

he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link

i mean all the mini anti trump gatherings can't even keep the batshit out of their own supposedly protest platforms

he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:12 (seven years ago) link

Perhaps one might imagine the national electorate as a shallow dish of milk. Tilt one way, and voters spill off that side. Tilt the other way, and voters spill off the other side. Every move that wins you a vote on the right loses you one on the left.

I don't think the Trumpers are going to buy Trump-lite next time. The same message in a more-acceptable vessel is not the same message.

They may double down by plumping for some populist AMERICA FUCK YEAH candidate - Cotton, Gowdy, Sessions, Arpaio, Wurzelbacher, Duck Dynasty dood - who lacks the full Trump (ahem) package. They may find that a Tim Scott or Jan Brewer or Sarah Palin gets them some of the same thrills. But these candidates are not national general-election winners now, and they will be even less viable then.

What they will NOT do imo is unite behind some more or less responsible, experienced, electable grownup, no matter how much he or she parrots the Trumpian line. Having tasted the near-fulfillment of their darkest id, they will not be satisfied by imitations.

I'm also going to go out on a limb and say Clinton might feel like her election was vindication enough, and decline to run again. It would be an interesting fuck-you move to her haters, to deny them the opportunity to come after her with the pitchforks one last time. If she could pass the baton onward to someone with less baggage, so much the better.

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link

trump nation is demographically screwed

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link

the only shot for the republicans is to do what romney and the bushes want to do: rebrand as pro-life, slightly more hawkish democrats. i'd put money on them nominating someone relatively normal like ben sasse or nikki haley in 2020. they'll have more "party discipline" and prevent a situation where the field is overly divided.

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:19 (seven years ago) link

"also going to go out on a limb and say Clinton might feel like her election was vindication enough, and decline to run again. "

lol what

Clay, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:20 (seven years ago) link

Treeship
Posted: July 19, 2016 at 6:17:17 PM
trump nation is demographically screwed

yup tho particular contingencies can always tip an election, and they cant rebrand as less racist cause its their constituencys primary issue

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link

demographically screwed - That's true too, Treeship.

So even if Ivanka, Eric, Don Jr. and Tiffany run successive Trumpesque campaigns, the Angry Old White Guy vote is finished as a national force. It is still strong in exurban/rural congressional districts. I expect the House or Representatives to remain pretty red for a while (ditto red-state statehouses) but its relevance will continue to diminish.

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:22 (seven years ago) link

What are the chances that Paul Ryan's speech will be loudly booed tonight?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

I hope Lord Humungus shows up

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link

you guys should watch this farrago on C-SPAN, it's great.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link

it's still a big enough and passionate enough plurality it'll continue to cause havoc into the next prez election imo

if i were to play sage i'd say clinton wins a plurality reelection with numbers not unlike bill's regardless of possible recession or other circumstances just due to plenty of track still available to the crazy train

xp to ye mad puffin

he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

omg Dana White speaking

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

UFC dude btw

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

Florida will be underwater by then so I'll be living in a submarine in 2020 anyway

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

Bloodsport!

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

You all are brave for watching this. I really can't subject myself to that level of torture. ILX's reactions are good enough for me.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

another angry ranty guy will def help win over undecided voters esp women

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

Maybe if they yell loud enough?

the Angry Old White Guy vote is finished as a national force.

Brought this up before, but Angry White Guy seems to be doing pretty a-ok on every front except the White House and (by extension) the Supreme Court. Where and when is this long forecast demographic landslide in the opposite direction?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

from what I got from Dana White was that the UFC was classified as a bloodsport until Trump came along

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link

Writer John Scalzi dubbed this Josh Marshall thought "Trump's Razor:"

Early on I realized that when it came to Trump if I figured out the stupidest possible scenario that could be reconciled with the available facts and went with it, that almost always turned out to be right. The stupider, the righter.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

You all are brave for watching this. I really can't subject myself to that level of torture. ILX's reactions are good enough for me.

― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, July 19, 2016 8:33 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya i intrpret it strictly from online

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

Arkansas representing.

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link

Time to update your resumes!

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:43 (seven years ago) link

wow chyrons on cnn right now as mukasey speaks -->

mukasey joined with other gop national security officials saying they could not support trump

mukasey has called trump's criticism of a latino judge 'baseless and squalid'

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:45 (seven years ago) link

he wants to be attorney general don't blame him

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:47 (seven years ago) link

Trump speaking from Trump Tower

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

now Mitch is up

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

Man, Trump's continued lack of specifics is so troubling. When he blurts about "restoring law and order" it really does sound like some despot. Does Trump even know that others got to fascism first?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

Wow, Mitch is terrible at the podium.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

Democrats spreading Zika

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

this is moving along!

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

Nixon wasn't specific either!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

smh john scalzi

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

so is ryan going to mention trump at all, i wonder

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

We've been waiting on the phone until we talk to real person! (re: Obama)

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

xpost You're my guy, happy to credit you over Scalzi!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

Aw, shucks, it's Paul Ryan.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

Paul Ryan, you fucking pussy shill asshole.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

Gosh, by golly, this guy.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

paul ryan wants to destroy the social safety net and his budget is not serious

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

everyone does not need health care, right paul ryan
who needs social security

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

Is Paul Ryan trying to have his Obama '04 moment

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

Gonna have to pour another Tanqueray Rangpur to sit through Christie

SPACE IS FAKE make no mistake! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

Christie putting Rodham on trial right now.

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

this is so awful

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

feels like yet another line i'd have thought should not be crossed re encouraging your party to yell 'lock her up' b/c it's not just about winning the election, you really think your political opponents should be put in jail

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

Guilty says the crowd!

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

See?

SPACE IS FAKE make no mistake! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

this is sick and weird

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

yeah this is super fascist

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

this is why it is the constitution that all trials are to be performed by angry mobs

Clay, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

Christie's prosecution would be much more effective if he had an empty witness chair and an empty jury box on stage as props.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

if you really want to go down the road of praising dictators there is that matter of trump blatantly praising many of them

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

Some of these jury instructions are very wordy.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

are they indicting the clenis right now

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

Typical white ppl - can't even chant in rhythm

SPACE IS FAKE make no mistake! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

do they not know how terrible this looks???!! not joking about the witch trial! that's what this is! what are they thinking???

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

anyone shouting at furniture yet like eastwood did?

Christie just indicted the Ottoman! (ie: Hillary) (amirite)

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

its funny cause christies prob gonna face a jury soon

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

if you really want to go down the road of praising dictators there is that matter of trump blatantly praising many of them

google Hillary + Mubarak, could be fun

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

Trump winery up!

brownie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

No, but Chris Christie did some excellent reenactments of various scenes from The Verdict and 12 Angry Men.

CNN just quoted Daria on the Witch Trials...

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

Salem witch trial evoked by CNN commentator re Christie!

SPACE IS FAKE make no mistake! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

xpost!

SPACE IS FAKE make no mistake! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

if they want to toss the entire convention into the cuyahoga and see if it floats, i have no objection

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

Just for laughs, they should have hired a few extras and reprised Carson's bumbling debate entrance.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYfZ-j1owQE

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

seriously uh.. i had the sound off b/c didn't seem interesting, turned up the volume and the first thing i heard was talking about lucifer?? what??

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

Ben Carson: Hillary Clinton's role model "acknowledges Lucifer" https://twitter.com/CNN/status/755595090152808449

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

lol he was talking abt Saul Alinsky i guess

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

republicans r so horny for that guy

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

i'm v horny for him too it's ok

Clay, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

do they have her standing in front of a green screen for assisting photoshoppers or what

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

he must be so hott

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

gotta say I love what Hillary is doing on Twitter right now

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

is she praising the great works of satan or what

Clay, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

also I loved how Carson followed up Christie's witch trial by literally calling Hillary lucifer

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

come to think of it Don Jr. was by far the best tonight. we should elect him.

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

hillary's role model is Euronymous

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link

so all the overhead shots seem to imply that this whole convention has been very sparsely attended

Clay, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

like I said, you can hear it in the applause

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

best thing tonight was probably Eric Andre getting a bunch of screentime during Carson's speech

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

David Axelrod's very good on strategy: he's perplexed they put Carson and Lucifer on after the son.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

they got the order wrong last night too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link

did the nyt not have a single editor who refused to believe this phrase currently has a non-dirty usage

Donald Trump’s Convention: Day 2
All About Hillary

By FRANK BRUNI

At his own banquet, Donald Trump is getting sloppy seconds.

j., Wednesday, 20 July 2016 04:32 (seven years ago) link

Whoever sabotaged her speech is throwing her under the bus now http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/07/20/us/politics/melania-trump-convention-speech.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 04:33 (seven years ago) link

feel kind of bad for tiffany trump. she just wants to use snapchat and hang out on yachts with other heiresses but now she's forced to go on tv to defend the indefensible

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 04:33 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/755601024908300288/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

fucking lollll

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

i wonder if i died and this is hell

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 04:47 (seven years ago) link

Is that for real?

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 05:00 (seven years ago) link

In hell Morbius would keep popping up and saying how stupid you are for hating Satan when Mephistopheles and Lucifer are actually worse because they're such hypocrites, maaan

i wonder if i died and this is hell

You will find the answer to your question in AAD's Rough Guide to the Infernal Regions.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 05:02 (seven years ago) link

supposedly the american conservative guy was the speechwriter, so he was only copying himself

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 05:08 (seven years ago) link

So for the record: buckley cowrote junior's speech
But still very funny.

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 05:08 (seven years ago) link

Guarantee that was a rewrite in the hopes of defusing the melania deal

Here, let me Danesplain that for you (jjjusten), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 05:13 (seven years ago) link

the "death of the author" doesn't feel liberating anymore

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 05:19 (seven years ago) link

Handy:

http://quantum-displacement.tumblr.com/post/146015554444/anti-trump-masterpost

Evan, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 05:31 (seven years ago) link

I like good headlines: "Strange Attack."

http://www.salon.com/2016/07/20/ben_carson_plays_the_lucifer_card_strange_attack_on_hillary_leaves_heads_shaking_at_rnc/

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 06:46 (seven years ago) link

I think GE Smith knows exactly what he's doing.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 07:08 (seven years ago) link

In hell Morbius would keep popping up and saying how stupid you are for hating Satan when Mephistopheles and Lucifer are actually worse because they're such hypocrites, maaan

get Trumped

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 10:45 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO1Nae_EBvQ

how's life, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 12:14 (seven years ago) link

the first and only validation of the existence of third eye blind

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 12:59 (seven years ago) link

I'm trying to put together a sentence containing the phrases "Third Eye Blind" and "Make fun of" but I can't seem to get "Third Eye Blind" to be the subject rather than the object. Please help.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link

i was aware that theyre "bad" but had no idea what their actual music was was thinking it was some dire post pearl jam contempo rock but im listening to their hit now and its much more classically elegant bachelor music

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

that's why Brad Nelson's a fan.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 13:24 (seven years ago) link

Yeah they were more MOR-ish ballad rock stuff (a la Counting Crows, Goo Goo Dolls, and a million other bands no one can name from that period.)

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

You got to ponder how loco the right can get if and when Hillary wins. It is not like you can casually walk back to the negotiations on various issues when you describe your opponent as Lucifer itself or casually state their body language states they are working with 'our' enemies.

earlnash, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

there are quite a few people willing to rep for third eye blind on ilm I think

iatee, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link

It is not like you can casually walk back to the negotiations on various issues

when's the last time congressional republicans negotiated?? they've been insane since the clinton years

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link

yup

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link

"hey Kasich, do you want to do my job while I swan around in Air Force One and smirk"

http://porno (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

"donnie i need you to find someone to do the work for me, someone boring, maybe that guys whats his name was at all the debates, have that done by lunch ok"

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

You got to ponder how loco the right can get if and when Hillary wins. It is not like you can casually walk back to the negotiations on various issues when you describe your opponent as Lucifer itself or casually state their body language states they are working with 'our' enemies.

― earlnash

best possible outcome is that the republicans focus, both before and after the election, in destroying each other in rage rather than attempting to launch some sort of coordinated attack on clinton.

people learn from their experiences. when obama was elected he was genuinely willing to work together with congressional republicans, and has gotten no end of shit from the left over it since. clinton will certainly make the right noises about "bipartisanship" but it will all be lies.

stretch goal for clinton is to get a senate majority. this is going to be important not for the purpose of passing legislation- that's out of the question- but to get her judicial appointments approved. if clinton gets elected the next step for the republicans is going to be to (a) impeach clinton over the email thing and (b) block all judicial appointments going forwards.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

that nyt excerpt is a new peak, just incredible

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

Some fascinating reports on local NPR the last few days, about how so many Illinois Trump delegates had no idea what they signed up for, what it actually meant to go to Cleveland, and are apparently completely disinterested in anything the state party has to say to them. At the same time, there are a number of high-profile Illinois politicians who skipped the convention altogether, including one of our Senators, our governor, and a whole bunch of other people as well at least on the fence. So you get local Republican people not interested in Trump trying to encourage delegates only interested in Trump into supporting the Republican party at large, but I guess the Trump supporters are not interested in that at all. They just like the big spectacle. Call them t-shirt cannon Republicans. Anyway, perhaps bodes well for the Republicans doing really poorly down ticket, given how many lifelong Republicans don't like Trump and how many new Trump supporters only like Trump.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

@_grendan
it is my understanding that Walter Palmer, the killer of Cecil, is at the RNC. if you see him, please contact me

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

lmao i was wondering which thread would get the milo news (haven't check the other usual suspects yet)

goole, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link

public health officials confirm that norovirus is breaking out in the convention center

oh sure a GOVERNMENT QUARANTINE

goole, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

It's in the Racism and Sexism in Video Games thread too.

how's life, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

god forgive me this schadenfreude

https://www.statnews.com/2016/07/20/norovirus-confirmed-rnc-republican-staff-cleveland/

goole, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

a swollen orange norvirus

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

GOP fever - catch it! The enthusiasm is contagious!

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

"Noroviruses cause violent bursts of vomiting and diarrhea."

Maybe they were all listening to the speeches.

Evan, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

They missed the opportunity to turn the convention into a convention cruise. The only way this could get better is if it was all taking place on a boat.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

third eye blind is good!

k3vin k., Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

trumps gonna win

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

Stoked for Peter thiel tonight!!!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

hopefully it will be a 90 minute presentation on seasteading timeshares

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

finally worked their way to the obvious decision

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

isn't Thiel tomorrow night?

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

Taylor Wofford ‏@taylorjwofford 2m2 minutes ago
Meredith Melver has two ghostwriting credits for Trump books on Amazon but other than that there's no indication she's a real human.

the culpret just some completely unqualified trump hanger on lmao, obvious in retrospect

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

xp Right. There goes my Wednesday night :-(

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

update

Taylor Wofford ‏@taylorjwofford 16s17 seconds ago
I guess that's because her name is McIver.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

Maybe John Barron transitioned?

how's life, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

Robert Costa ‏@costareports 28s28 seconds ago
I'm told by a Trump adviser that McIver is considered "golden" inside TrumpLand--a discreet loyalist who has ghostwritten for years

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

Man, cool to think you can be a professional writer with sentences like "I asked to put out this statement because I did not like seeing the way this was distracting from Mr. Trump's historic campaign for president and Melania's beautiful message and presentation."

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

Seriously, statement reads like it's written by a sophomore intern.

A nationally known air show announcer/personality (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

Hey, are you an English major and a former ballerina? Didn't think so.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

learning that melania admires michelle obama bums me out for some reason. she just wanted to be a trophy wife and now she's been roped into this evil circus.

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

i wonder the degree to which she understands american race relations and how her husband's success is due to bigots who want nothing more than to undo obama's legacy? is it possible she thought her husband's "birther" campaign was just about "finding the truth" in some value-neutral way?

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

pretty sure melania trump and tiffany trump don't give a fuck about any of this and would rather be left alone.

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

demands fanfic def get to work

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

come of it treesh

goole, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

good job.

i wonder if farrar, strauss, and giroux would publish an executioner's song-length novel called "the life and times of melania trump"

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

the world needs more trump related media

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

and Treeship-written Melania slash fic

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

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Man, cool to think you can be a professional writer with sentences like "I asked to put out this statement because I did not like seeing the way this was distracting from Mr. Trump's historic campaign for president and Melania's beautiful message and presentation."

― we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, July 20, 2016 12:46 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Seriously, statement reads like it's written by a sophomore intern.

― A nationally known air show announcer/personality (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, July 20, 2016 12:53 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You guys clearly don't understand that the only limit to your achievements is the strength of your dreams and your willingness to work for them.

how's life, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

the only limit to your achievements is the strength of your dreams and your willingness to work for them the volume of your voice

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

treesh love you man but your white-knighting for the trump ladies is a bit of a creepy look

k3vin k., Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

yeah i can see that

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

that melver letter reads like some coerced false confession, I think she will be executed now

iatee, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

if Melver works for Trump Corporation is it a against campaign finance laws for her to be working on this?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

maybe for an extra thrill i'll try to find some of the far-right lunatics who were sure the melania cribbing was done by a cuck infiltrator saboteur, see how they're following up

xp oh now don't you start iatee

goole, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

in a week or so she will never have existed so it's not a big deal xp

iatee, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meredith_McIver

someone just made this like five seconds ago

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

Trump Worker Takes Blame For Ms. Trump’s Speech Misstep
How Melania Trump Sent Her Speech Veering Off Course
Trump Claims Nomination Amid Discord
Scenes From Trump’s Search for a Running Mate
Convention Speeches Unsettle Black Republicans
Silicon Valley Squirms Over Mogul’s Embrace of Trump

current first six stories on nyt home page

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

@nytimes
The employee is the first person to publicly apologize for an error at any point during the Trump campaign

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

otm was gonna say

marcos, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

ha

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

wow

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn055pGXYAAIFf9.jpg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

please lord jeebus let heaven not be a boardroom

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/755766654152368128

NBC: Hillary Clinton to name VP pick during visit to Florida this week. Ex-Florida governor Charlie Crist said to be among candidates.

goole, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

oh for fuck's sake

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

Crist has demonstrated no talent – twice! – for wooing independents.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

cmon no way just a leak for cheap publicity

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

Crist? Why on earth would his name come up for veep? It's not like he could deliver Florida or, for that matter, any other state. He'd just be filler on the ticket.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

Rubio would be an interesting 3D chess move.

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

11D chess

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

It will not be Charlie Crist. I would put money on that.

http://porno (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

besides, how many women can he marry?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

clinton camp just floating that cause they know media will go nuts over the unity ticket, and right in the middle of the gop convention too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

Initially read this as Chris Christie and was very confused

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

the big man in demand

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

Christie can go fetch Hill's Chipolte.

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

chipolte is bae --hillary clinton, 45th president of the usa

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

Hills Chipotle for vice president
pros: engages millennials, latinos
cons: may poison entire country

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

when does lyin' ted speak at the rnc???

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

please not christ; although it would be interesting to have "CHRIST" on all her signs, maybe would confuse the evangelicals. FWIW Christ seemed like an alright guy, but milquetoast and ultimately not cut out for government.

akm, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

Oh it's Crist. well still

akm, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

christ's biggest failure was failing to cut off jerusalem's internet

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

also if she's going to hire a closet case clearly booker is the better option

akm, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

was kinda thinking booker is looking like a safer bet just lately

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

Good catch from John Gruber: https://archive.is/0qouQ

schwantz, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

So perhaps what’s needed now is a bolder form of censure after all, because the internet is not a universal human right. If people cannot be trusted to treat one another with respect, dignity and consideration, perhaps they deserve to have their online freedoms curtailed.

lel

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

sent to the virtual corner to think about what they did?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

booker a classic empty suit pick in the jon edwards tradition

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

Does Booker come complete with a sordid adultery scandal tho

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

cld prob dig one up xp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

weren't there some rumours about him being closeted a while back?

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

some vacant centrist governor wld really be the perfect hillary pick tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

any realistic leftish picks besides warren

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

The Upshot’s elections model suggests that Hillary Clinton is favored to win the presidency, based on the latest state and national polls. A victory by Mr. Trump remains quite possible: Mrs. Clinton’s chance of losing is about the same probability that an N.B.A. player will miss a free throw.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

the upshots election model (which really only works on election eve)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

horrifying xp

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

lol

Alex Seitz-Wald ‏@aseitzwald 2m2 minutes ago
NBC is NOT reporting anything about Charlie Crist. We're not sure where this came from.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

all presidential elections should be decided by a free-throw contest tbh

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

means we might never see president shaq but you can't make an omelette etc

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

president rick barry

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

just to clarify the thing we said was not true

CBC News Alerts @CBCAlerts
Clarification: NBC not linking Clinton Florida's visit to the possible selection of Chris Crist as VP. Earlier CBC tweet implied otherwise.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

canadian ratfuckers

goole, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

pardon, im going to fuck this rat eh

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

'chris crist'

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

pardon, im going to fuck this rat eh

― lag∞n, Wednesday, July 20, 2016

from Crist I believe any story

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/jondanziger/status/755846628221739008

iatee, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link

might be a parody account.

based stress reduction (crüt), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump's son tried to entice John Kasich with a position as the most powerful vice president in history, but he turned it down, multiple sources close to the Ohio governor told CNN Wednesday.

Kasich would have been in charge of all domestic and foreign policy in a Trump White House, Kasich sources said.

But it also is the clearest sign yet that the animosity between both the Kasich and Trump campaigns will likely continue, unhindered as Donald Trump delivers his biggest speech yet Thursday.

Trump denied ever personally asking Kasich to be his running mate in a tweet.

"John Kasich was never asked by me to be V.P. Just arrived in Cleveland - will be a great two days!" Trump tweeted.

A Trump aide also dismissed the news, which was first reported by The New York Times Wednesday.

"Completely false. His vetting read like a trashy novel," the aide said, when asked by CNN about the reports.

The Trump campaign compiled a dossier on Kasich, but never actually vetted him.

A source close to Kasich responded by saying, "Their comments are demonstrably false given the effort they put forward -- and offer they made -- to get Kasich to join the ticket. They must be confusing it with the file on Manafort, which must read like a Russian novella."

nomar, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

lol did manafort lash out at him cause he turned him down

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

ah lmao http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/michael-wolff-roger-ailes-stunning-912772

(the rumor of Ailes replacing Paul Manafort as campaign manager is an active one, with a further rumor putting Trump in favor of this and his children against it)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

Mrs. Clinton’s chance of losing is about the same probability that an N.B.A. player will miss a free throw.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, July 20, 2016 2:52 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

um...like who the player is makes quite a big fucking difference in this analogy

Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

Durant/Curry 2020?

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

id put her chances at more like missing 2 fts in a row

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

What's the probability that Trump will keel over?

Evan, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

hope it's not DeAndrea Jordan/Dwight Howards 2020

Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

http://www.politifact.com/global-news/article/2016/may/02/paul-manafort-donald-trumps-top-adviser-and-his-ti/

re manafort and russia, he seems to have done some political consulting with a pro-putin politician in ukraine

The relationship lasted for years leading up to Yanukovych’s 2010 presidential campaign. Manafort made Yanukovych look more respectable, working with stylists and consultants to redesign his image.

The political consultant had another important mission -- to move Yanukovych closer to Washington. Yanukovych’s team wanted a photo of President Barack Obama with Yanukovych to show that Ukraine’s president was respected in the West.
...
"It was a weird thing for the people in Ukraine, because they could not imagine how an American strategist agreed to cooperate with Putin’s friend. It was confusing. But Manafort played a decisive role in the victory of Yanukovych," Ukrainian political expert Oleg Kravchenko told us.

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

that's what the kasich aide's jab about manafort and "russian novellas" was about

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

also manafort has been accused of lobbying for russian interests in the GOP platform

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

gwen ifill Verified account
‏@gwenifill

Donald Trump Jr. on the final Gingrich/Christie/Pence VP choice. "We don't need two Donald Trumps out there competing to be Donald Trump."

brimstead, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

um we do actually

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

the polls are definitely scary right now but I think you have to consider that everything has been breaking Trump's way lately, with the email scandal (with Comey giving them all the soundbites they could possibly need), constant terrorism attacks and police shootings, plus he's in the middle of the RNC. if not for Trump's incompetence and lack of an actual campaign you would think he'd have a big lead right now. but to believe that a man running one of the laziest, most underfunded presidential campaigns in history, a man who is openly racist and cannot even win over his own delegates, will somehow unify the party and get voters to cross lines, I dunno I just don't see it right now

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

like, this was supposed to be his big pivot towards respectability and here we are two days through the RNC and the big story is about plagiarism, which has been made ten times worse thanks to the campaign's inability to deliver a consistent message on anything, the fact that they were outright denying it and saying "you'd have to be crazy to do this!", and then a day later admitting they did just that makes this whole campaign look like a bunch of bozos

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

ha remember when ppl thought trump cld pivot

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

I sort of don't understand why the big story is about plagiarism.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

I know I mean did you see that dress??

Evan, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

god I mean just read that apology letter about the speech - "one person Melania has always admired is Michelle Obama"...ok that's great, I mean who doesn't admire her? But your husband's whole campaign at this point is literally just OBAMA BAD!!!! HILLARY BAD!!! EVERYTHING THEY DO IS WRONG!! so like, why admit that in public? especially now that they've had 36 hours to think about this???

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

I mean maybe it's good because I don't really want any of the more garbage messages getting extra airtime? But I don't understand why people care so much about her lifting some completely empty lines from Michelle Obama's speech other than (1) it has an irony to it that makes for nice clickbait and (2) people get some kind of "dumb bimbo" laughs out of it which is not really a good look.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

@Taniel
Latino Voice poll of 8,000+ Latinos: Clinton 81%, Trump 12% http://latinousa.org/2016/07/20/clinton69-point-lead-trump

Bush got 40%, McCain 31%, Romney 27% (Pew estimates)

nice

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

(2) people get some kind of "dumb bimbo" laughs out of it which is not really a good look.

― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, July 20, 2016 5:09 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You've seen this?

Evan, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

I think people are laughing more at the Trump campaign than they are at his wife. No one expected her to write her own speech.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

No one expects ANYONE to write their own speeches period actually.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/trump-hires-apprentice-retread-omarosa-after-polling-bottoms-out-at-zero-with-black-ohio-voters/

xp. Obv to win Trump's gotta get some votes from people of color, and it ain't happenin.

this is a salad for the BALSAMIC REVIVAL (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

It's the big story because it's hilarious, but also because it's such an obvious, avoidable screwup

I mean if you talk about the hate speech or the nearly literal witch hunt you get accused of being partisan and (I assume) the media wants to make this out like a horse race for as long as possible

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

ya it speaks to an ongoing theme of incompetence where competence is one of the very most key things voters are looking for in candidates

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

when political gaffes really stick its generally because they align with something ppl are already seeing in the candidate

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

another fun development - the supposed speechwriter wasn't even on the payroll, according to the FEC

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

an example of you get what you pay for?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I asked that question earlier isn't it against rules

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

(2) people get some kind of "dumb bimbo" laughs out of it which is not really a good look.

― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, July 20, 2016 5:09 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You've seen this?

― Evan, Wednesday, July 20, 2016 4:12 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's been implied in a lot of the stuff going around social media about Melania for a while now, and it's definitely under the surface here imo.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

the... implication

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I asked that question earlier isn't it against rules

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, July 20, 2016 5:30 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tis

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

I actually wish one or two of the speakers at the Democratic convention would have some fun with the plagiarism thing--keep it light, nothing too obvious--but they'd risk people piling on for some of the reasons outlined above, so no one will.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

Plus, Biden.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

"She just wanted to be a trophy wife and now she's been roped into this evil circus."

We need to see more of this kind of compassion in the world.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

remember when ppl thought trump cld pivot

Woody Harrelson IS Donald Trump in... Orange Men Can't Pivot

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

all she wanted to do was feel what it was like to say the words michelle said its not so bad

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

Being Trump's Trophy Wife includes all-season admission to the Evil Circus (and free Popcorn!)

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump Jr. on the final Gingrich/Christie/Pence VP choice. "We don't need two Donald Trumps out there competing to be Donald Trump."

― brimstead, Wednesday, July 20, 2016 4:39 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love that this comes from the literal second Donald Trump

based stress reduction (crüt), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

a cry for help

based stress reduction (crüt), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

ya it speaks to an ongoing theme of incompetence where competence is one of the very most key things voters are looking for in candidates

― lag∞n, Wednesday, July 20, 2016 4:26 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Then I'm sure the hyper-polished, perfectly-choreographed, focused-grouped-to-death democratic convention that is forthcoming will please the electorate. /morbsposting

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

yes the dem convention will be much much better than this one which has been an absolute disaster

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

democratic conventions are generally better, hollywood and all, recall last cycle clint eastwood talking to a chair

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

competence is reassuringly flat and boring. that will be the message of the democratic convention.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

ya in some ways (besides the not being well liked one) hillary is kinda the perfect candidate to run against trump

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

cld see a lot of boring middle of the road republicans fleeing the party permanently this cycle

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

I do love the idea of him getting crushed in the election by a woman

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

Dem convention should just be three days of replaying the RNC on a big screen with the guys from MST3K doing audio.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

important oppty to pick up the boring vote

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

GOP conventions produce more memorable moments. I'll probably tell my kids about Clint Eastwood talking to a chair but I can't remember fuckall about any democratic conventions except "John Kerry reporting for duty."

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

makes u think

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

the debates shd be interesting shdnt take much from her for him to blow his top

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

saw someone suggest she shd challenge him to a debate every week for the rest of the way which is a pretty ingenious idea imo, i wld up the stakes tho and make the challenge during a debate right at a moment when hes really mad

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

what are the odds trump even participates in the debates? 50%?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link

hes got to there no way to dodge if he does its over

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

yeah his path to victory does not lie through "refusing to appear on television", HRC would cheerfully go on with Gary Johnson and tag-team him in absentia

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

'if he feels like he's been respected' probably

j., Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

omg bc of morbs i googled an old gore pic

http://blog.debate.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/youngtipperandalgore.jpg

6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

GOP conventions produce more memorable moments. I'll probably tell my kids about Clint Eastwood talking to a chair but I can't remember fuckall about any democratic conventions except "John Kerry reporting for duty."

― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, July 20, 2016 4:47 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I feel like that same convention might have had some sort of speech by Barack Obama.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

I can see Trump ranting about not believing a word Crooked Hillary says and therefore the debates are pointless.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

I bet he'll do the first debate, but if it doesn't go well, I can see him refusing to do the other ones (after going on a rant about how the media is full of liars in the pocket of crooked hillary)

intheblanks, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump Jr. on the final Gingrich/Christie/Pence VP choice. "We don't need two Donald Trumps out there competing to be Donald Trump."

― brimstead, Wednesday, July 20, 2016 4:39 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love that this comes from the literal second Donald Trump

― based stress reduction (crüt), Wednesday, July 20, 2016 2:40 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a cry for help

― based stress reduction (crüt), Wednesday, July 20, 2016 2:40 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol at this

intheblanks, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:06 (seven years ago) link

during the debate can Hillary just ask him "do you know how many amendments there are?"

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

I can totally imagine Trump skipping the debates entirely. I mean, why would he even want to participate? He's got very little to gain by giving Hillary even the chance to look awesome compared to this rotten carrot.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

i can see that too, but trump loves being on tv, and he did basically "win" all the GOP debates (whatever that means). With that in mind, I don't think he'll sit out the first debate.

intheblanks, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

If he refuses, then he is afraid of a WOMAN.

For this happened a Zweigelt (doo dah), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

I read that as "shit out the first debate."

this is a salad for the BALSAMIC REVIVAL (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

lol ppl u cant quit the debates unless youre just resigned to losing i guess, its liking wearing a sign around yr neck that says coward for the rest of the campaign

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

it wld not be like trump skipping one of the 25 debates during the primaries there are 3 of these things scheduled

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

tho even that turned into a minor fire trump had to put out

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

Like if Trump signs on for three and decides to stop showing up after one it's not like Hilary's not going to go up there and answer Gwen Ifil's questions

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:41 (seven years ago) link

its not like hillary and her whole team wldnt clown him for it every day for the rest of the campaign, which just to compound things this is a guy whos entire message strategy and platform is "winning"

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

i mean its a non starter folks forget about it!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

challenging him to more debates then clowning him for refusing wld be super tite tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link

btw ppl online have been trying to figure out if this fired speechwriter is a real person for hours

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:48 (seven years ago) link

my guess she is real, not really fired

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

she's a Democrat apparently!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

shes the saboteur

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

need to know who inserted the rickroll tho thats the real smoking gun

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

this campaign has some good conspiracy theories http://www.inc.com/jeff-bercovici/peter-thiel-donald-trump-crazy.html

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link

i suspect that trump will do one debate then embarrass himself trying to find excuses to avoid the others.

by all rights the debates should be his waterloo, and there's no way he'll come off well, but i can also imagine clinton fucking them up and making it all a wash.

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

the media will seize on one or two dumb misstatements by clinton and put them in the same news piece as all the nonsense that flows from trump's mouth and talk about how "both candidates had their strong and weaker moments."

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link

It's much easier to imagine Obama stumbling (as he did once in 2012) than HRC. She's prepared for this shit.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

my feeling is the debates will prob go clintons way and theres a YUGE downside risk for trump

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

Agree with lag∞n, skipping even one debate is untenable. McCain tried to wrap the idea around national duty during the bank meltdown, and he was ridiculed for even that. Multiply that exponentially for Trump.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

and let's not forget: Trump's audiences want him to debate Clinton and destroy her, if possible handcuff her and take her to jail himself.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

summary execution

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

yeah, Trump doesn't have a So You Think You Can Dance-style battle of attrition to use to his benefit, it's 1 on 1 now (1 on 2 if you count Gary Johnson, but that mofo isn't going to do no 8% at election time, Nader was polling high too before election).

he's probably got a higher floor than he should have with his fans who will follow him off a cliff, but the undecideds are going to run screaming (or stay home).

Hillary wins 562 to -24

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link

(xpost) Just like Republicans were blood-crazy to see Gingrich, um, put Obama in his place once and for all.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

the best will be the vice presidential debate [two guys clearing their throats for an hour]

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link

Trump's only getting a few points of a bump now due to the RNC and the craziness of the last few weeks, but give the polls some time to catch up with the noise of this week and the post-DNC bump and it'll be back to massacre-town

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link

Dem convention should just be three days of replaying the RNC on a big screen with the guys from MST3K doing audio.

Didn't Comedy Central do something like this back in the '92 or 96 seasons? Also, you'd have to get Joel back to hosting as Mike Nelson(and his wife) have reportedly somewhat more disagreeable political leanings

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

ya polls not really worth much til both conventions been over for ~a week

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

god i hate Thiel. there is a lot of people i hate in this circus, but Thiel grates me the most. Trump will end up losing, and the other politicians have a limited influence on my life (I don't live in the US), but Thiel is inescapable and it makes me feel so dirty.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

Also, Trump will do all the debates b/c there's no way he will miss out primetime network coverage, but the GOP types will be gaming the refs harder than they ever did four years ago no matter who asks the candidates what questions and how milquetoast they phrase it

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

Which I should mention makes me wonder how she'll hold up during 3 90-120min debates. Clinton survived 15+ fuckin' hours of the (latest) Benghazi panel staffed with the largest sets of clown shoes Congress could find.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link

She survived by keeping this face the whole time

https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/mt/2015/10/RTS5OEU-1/lead_960.jpg?1445611733

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

Dem convention should just be three days of replaying the RNC on a big screen with the guys from MST3K doing audio.

Didn't Comedy Central do something like this back in the '92 or 96 seasons? Also, you'd have to get Joel back to hosting as Mike Nelson(and his wife) have reportedly somewhat more disagreeable political leanings

― Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish)

i want to know if nelson is still on the republican train. you know, he's still funny- how long can you ride that train before you baio out? i'd like to think that mike nelson is one of those guys who will very earnestly and enthusiastically tell you that gary johnson is a really good candidate, really, and you should definitely think about him. but i don't know!

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:39 (seven years ago) link

"She survived by keeping this face the whole time"

probably good of her to get the practice in

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link

The Democrats should throw the aide who tried to resign today up on the big screen, with everyone in the building thrusting their fists in the air and chanting "LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!" This is bloodsport--you can't be passive.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

oh goodie Rick Scott

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn2N5dvW8AMtram.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

To paraphrase John McGiver in Breakfast at Tiffany's, you can't really fire Hillary Clinton at this point, I don't think, unless there were some job she currently held in order to have some object from which to enact the firing.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:08 (seven years ago) link

Got this email from Morbius last night:

Email from user: helpless before THRILLARY
Yahoo7
ro✧✧✧@il✧✧✧.c✧✧ Jul 20 at 8:18 PM

Message body:
rooting you bitches get Trump now.

Nice of him to think of us

BTW, Morbs, I'm not even American

"Lock her up" day 3 is well underway i see

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

Let me remind people about Pam Bondi: http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/10/politics/pam-bondi-donald-trump-donation/

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

this lock her up stuff is p bad man wow

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

idk I'd lock up Pam Bondi

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

id murder p much anyone tbh

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:38 (seven years ago) link

but a whole bunch of ppl screaming abt it is just... off, big league

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

also the fact that theyre so unmoored from reality i guess

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

so far the big news of the convention is plagiarism and lock her up cant wait to see what comes next trump hasnt even spoken

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link

Don't forget Lucifer, he had a big night too.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

see i already even forgot abt him, wild ride folks

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

From an adjacent room, this astronaut woman sounds exactly like Sarah Palin.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn2VraXXEAAbPzN.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:44 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hzaBHnNI_I

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:44 (seven years ago) link

Does Trump speak tonight? Is this night three or night 333?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

no one ask James Morrison how to pronounce Pam Bondi

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:48 (seven years ago) link

lol fat dracula

http://i.imgur.com/zITAU0M.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

what the hell with the sieg heil shit

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link

Brian Kaylor ‏@BrianKaylor 12m12 minutes ago
For evangelicals watching #RNCinCLE, please note this is the 3rd 'prosperity gospel' preacher at mic & no evangelicals in 3 nights

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

scott walker can't rock a crowd, this call-and-response is really doa

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

"America...deserves...better"--test-driving more election-friendly chants than "LOCK HER UP!"

(As I type, of course, I can hear "jail" in the background.)

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

yeah uh.. https://twitter.com/giphy/status/755921685736546305

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

its extremely odd is there a video what was she saying

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

guy at NRO: Just read Cruz transcript. He will not endorse Trump or even say his name.

jon favreau (obama speechwriter): Just read @newtgingrich's speech. If you don't want your children to have nightmares, I'd put them to bed soon.

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

Lyin' Ted!

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

I guess not mentioning Trump is statement enough. But even allowing for all the stuff that goes on in primaries, I'm kind of amazed Cruz would even participate after all the ridicule. I'd do what Bush is doing and stay away.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

i don't know if that's true tbh

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

So much for that, guy at NRO.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

found the laura ingraham salute video she just got done god blessing the country, incredibly sus http://www.youtube.com/embed/HJWygHbLIJc

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

cruz has chutzpah, if nothing else.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

i mean not endorsing trump. but cruz is only here to build support for his 2020 run

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

What do these chumps make of the fact that both the Dallas police shooter and the Baton Rouge shooter were military vets?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

(xpost) He should give up on that. Primary voters (and party establishment) wouldn't even rally around him as an alternative to Trump. He's just too creepy and disliked to ever get the nomination.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

Creepy and Disliked is basically the GOP platform.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

wow, that Ingraham video, I usually try to give the benefit of the doubt on stuff that gets gif-ed or otherwise removed from its context, but that really seemed like a white power dog whistle

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

Some dude on Twitter: "I like how she tried to turn the nazi salute into a wave, like when you trip on the sidewalk and start running."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

ya something v odd happened there right and shes a big rave warrior too no xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

lol race

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

was there a thing w/ingraham where a pic of trump was onscreen, with him making the same gesture? can't tell if that happened or was just twitter people putting images together

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

(xposts) I know, but you know what I mean--even within the context of the Republican party, at a moment when Trump was sliding and could have/should have finally fallen apart, primary voters looked over and said "Uh...no way." I think he'd have close to zero chance of winning in 2020. (Which doesn't mean he isn't indeed there with an eye to 2020--I don't think he got the message.)

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

please note this is the 3rd 'prosperity gospel' preacher at mic & no evangelicals in 3 nights

how much of a difference is there? and to whom does it matter?

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

For the first time in his political career, it seems Cruz mentions "gay"....in a sentence following one in which he calls for "religious freedom."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

Diversity!

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

cheers for Brexit

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

cruz prob doing the right thing politically covers his ass now cause he showed up covers his ass next cycle cause w/o endorsing or even mentioning trump theres nothing really to use against him, hes p clever abt that sort of thing, is prob first in line next time

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

Still not much for enthusiasm, according to what I see. Or maybe it's still sparsely attended.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

So boring that these tools are just dusting off their stump speeches again. Yeah, freedom, OK.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

gotta love iy

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

someone tweeting from there said the crowd was feeling it

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

@timobrien
When we deposed Trump in our lawsuit, he threw Meredith McIver under the bus for inflating his financials: https://t.co/q5UWXtvPCF

Ok so is this a real person or no

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

Well, first you'd have to establish a pattern of Trump inventing employees, which he would never do.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

uh guess they might be booing now tho xp self

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

What the...are they chanting "England sucks"??

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

uh is cruz up there in prime time basically telling people to not vote for trump

hahahaha

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

"let's go trump" i think xp?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

"And that whole JFK thing with dad? Lyin' Donald!"

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

"Stand, and speak, and vote your conscience, vote for candidates up and down the ticket who you trust to defend our freedom "

this is hilarious

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

crowd is audibly going nuts this is awesome

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

dammn

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, are they cheering for him, with him, or over him?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

They're totally yelling at him.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

lol the NY delegation just booed

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

open boos at the finish there

this fucken party

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

MSNBC saying they're boos.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

is Cruz giving an anti-Trump speech? bless his soul

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

So now Trump is waving to people? Cruz def. didn't endorse.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

What an entrance! "Hey, everyone, look over here--pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

Let's see some WWE shit

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

Nick Confessore Reporter
9:56 PM ET
That is louder than any boo Hillary Clinton got.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

Nick ConfessoreReporter
9:58 PM ET
But as Cruz finished his speech, and it became apparent he would not endorse Trump, the boos rose to a loud roar.
Nick ConfessoreReporter
9:57 PM ET
Some delegates began chanting and cheering in response.
Nick ConfessoreReporter
9:57 PM ET
Readers not seeing this on TV: We began hearing scattered boos, and it wasn’t clear what or who was being booed.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

How in the world is Trump going to stay in his Trump Family Box without getting antsy and freaking out?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

kudos to lyin ted

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

Maggie HabermanReporter
9:59 PM ET
Apparently people were chanting, “Keep your pledge!”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

Gingrich is on his way to restore calm and order.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

@timobrien
When we deposed Trump in our lawsuit, he threw Meredith McIver under the bus for inflating his financials: https://t.co/q5UWXtvPCF

Ok so is this a real person or no

― frogbs, Wednesday, July 20, 2016 6:52 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it's a real person, Time confirmed someone with that name attended the university of Utah and the school of American ballet, which is what was in that speaker bio that got cited initially. I think it's just someone basically without an online footprint.

http://time.com/4415378/meredith-mciver-donald-trump-speech/

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

re: manafort & putin, I'm surprised I haven't heard more about Antonio Sabato Jr's flacking for Russian mail order brides

http://www.prweb.com/releases/online-dating/anastasia/prweb11347406.htm

kind of lolth but mostly strahd (los blue jeans), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

just one more weird footnote, i guess

kind of lolth but mostly strahd (los blue jeans), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

Sad!

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

man, it sure seems that if cruz hadn't pissed off every key GOP official on a personal level, he would totally be the GOP nominee

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

I mean, obviously cruz is a disgusting villain, but at least he knows how to give a speech. From a pure delivery standpoint, that garbage was many times better than anything else I've seen over the last few days

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

Eric Trump like this guy from the Sound of Music: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e1/5c/40/e15c40a95c9c08801d707ce6994a2cb0.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

Matthew Cooper

@mattizcoop

If you let a cribbed speech make it to the podium why would you be any better at vetting someone who won't endorse.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

intheblanks
Posted: July 20, 2016 at 8:04:31 PM
man, it sure seems that if cruz hadn't pissed off every key GOP official on a personal level, he would totally be the GOP nominee

ya p good chance imo

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

he even mentioned Alton Sterling!

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

"CNN’s Manu Raju is reporting that Heidi Cruz was escorted out by security because the crowd was so rowdy and angered by Cruz’s speech. One Trump supporter shouted “Goldman Sachs!” at her, according to him."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

I've been hearing for days he wouldn't endorse--I don't know, I don't think that was a surprise. I thought the deal to let him speak--no endorsement, but stay clear of Never-Trump maneuvering--was struck weeks ago.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

And they seemed to try to keep him away from the 10:00 hour...and I'm not sure if they succeeded--did that awkward finish happen before or after 10:00?

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

teds got more vision and game than rubio et al jokers, its a good thing hes singularly repulsive

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

ted said he wldnt endorse but he just subliminaled the hell out of trump that speech cldve been light n airy and it decidedly was not he came abt as close as possible to saying not to vote trump as u can w o uttering his name xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

Has Trump ever specified the exact point in time that America was great?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

I think it's a real person, Time confirmed someone with that name attended the university of Utah and the school of American ballet, which is what was in that speaker bio that got cited initially. I think it's just someone basically without an online footprint.

well if it is, then they violated a FEC regulation. who needs to follow rules though

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

@EWErickson
SOURCE: The Trump camp knew this morning Cruz would not endorse and told Cruz's camp they'd orchestrate booing if he refused.

oh shit . . . not booing

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

cnn chyron writer at it again as this guy tries to argue that trump is running on behalf of the middle class

"eric trump and his siblings run the trump hotel collection" "eric trump renovated the trump turnberry golf course in scotland" "eric trump is the owner of trump winery in virginia"

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

What a bunch of fucking assholes. He's not Joe the Plumber, he's fucking Donald Trump and he hates you.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

xpost

so the trump campaign is so incompetent they feel it's more important for them to put cruz on and orchestrate boos/walk out at the end of his speech to try and make him look bad, rather than.. negotiate some kind of resolution that wouldn't make this the big story tomorrow because everyone looked ridiculous??

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

This is chilling stuff, like watching a scary dystopian movie.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

We about to get some full frontal Newtidy?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

Obviously I'm not a trump voter, but to me it seems super-desperate to have all your kids, night after night, endorse you at the convention. Like, doesn't it seem transparently pathetic? Especially since it's not like they have distinguished records of their own, they're all just rich kids who work for their dad.

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

so the trump campaign is so incompetent they feel it's more important for them to put cruz on and orchestrate boos/walk out at the end of his speech to try and make him look bad, rather than.. negotiate some kind of resolution that wouldn't make this the big story tomorrow because everyone looked ridiculous??

― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g),

good point

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

Would it be illegal to pay Ted Cruz a million dollars to endorse Trump

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

enjoying these guys https://twitter.com/NRO/lists/nr-convention-tweets

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

From a rhetorical point of view, Gingrich has been the best tonight. And my boo at NRO agrees:

Jay Nordlinger ‏@jaynordlinger 2m2 minutes ago Manhattan, NY

One thing about Newt: He speaks in normal cadences. Not in stagey, slo-mo applause lines. This is a first-rate performer. (And ex-prof.)

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

Probably one of many reason he couldn't be picked as VP. Pence is going to be so boring.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

Disappointing. Where's the vitriol? Where's the incendiary rabble-rousing? Where's Newt? I think he spent himself in 2012

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

more like bae nordlinger

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

i love the CNN sidebar doubling as a cruz-o-meter:

8 min
Gingrich ad libs, goes after Cruz

17 min
Ark. delegate on Cruz: "He's finished"

21 min
Delegate: Cruz's "conscience dog whistle" is "disappointing"

27 min
Heidi Cruz heckled, gets escorted out

29 min
Arena screens flickering during Eric Trump speech

35 min
Trump enters hall near end of Cruz speech

35 min
Cruz doesn't endorse Trump. Huge boos

36 min
Delegates chant, "say his name" as Cruz speaks

40 min
Cruz: "Vote your conscience." Gets booed

44 min
Cruz backs plan to build border wall

48 min
Cruz: "Gay or straight, Bill of Rights protects ... all of us"

53 min
Watch: Cruz congratulates Trump

59 min
Huge applause for Ted Cruz

nomar, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

I honestly don't understand why the audience is so livid with Cruz. Unless they assumed the widely-discussed non-endorsement was just a ruse and he'd dramatically endorse tonight. This wasn't a surprise!

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

I think they just don't like him and got impatient.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

Golly gee, it's Paul Ryan again.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

Paul Ryan is like the host of some Christian reality show.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

man there still aren't that many people in this arena, are there?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

It's late! They're tired!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

Jay Nordlinger

@jaynordlinger

I wonder if Mike Pence will take the opportunity to defend religious liberty. #BetterLateThanNever

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link

I thought Ryan still hasn't technically endorsed either--that he parsed it with some kind of vote-for-Trump/not-officially-endorsing statement.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

oh cool Reagan

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:45 (seven years ago) link

Strange pivot from Reagan to "my wonderful wife Karen Pence."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:46 (seven years ago) link

xp @clemenza yeah, but it wasn't just a matter of cruz not endorsing, he did everything he could to emphasize he wasn't endorsing short of explicitly saying it. There was a very pretty obvious element of "fuck you" in his speech, i.e. having this big pause at the point where he could have endorsed, and then just pushing forward while mocking the NY delegation.

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

9 min
Official yelled at Cruz, had to be restrained

10 min
Convention-goer calls Cruz a disgrace to his face

nomar, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

I was just listening, not watching--I think I missed some of the nuances. Good for Cruz then, I was totally in favor of sabotage tonight.

Has Pence officially endorsed? It'd be nice if splits hairs like Ryan has.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

yeah, I feel like if I hadn't watched it I may not have fully realized what cruz was doing

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

katy tur from nbc on twitter: "Trump campaign expected Cruz to talk for 10 minutes. Cruz' prepared remarks went 9 minutes. He spoke for 23 minutes."

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/21/us/politics/donald-trump-issues.html

He even called into question whether, as president, he would automatically extend the security guarantees that give the 28 members of NATO the assurance that the full force of the United States military has their back.

For example, asked about Russia’s threatening activities that have unnerved the small Baltic States that are the most recent entrants into NATO, Mr. Trump said that if Russia attacked them, he would decide whether to come to their aid only after reviewing whether those nations “have fulfilled their obligations to us.”

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link

The basic question (Harry Enten): "Can someone explain to me why the Trump people allowed Cruz to talk tonight? They knew Cruz wasn’t going to endorse Trump. They — and we — had Cruz’s prepared remarks. Did Trump’s people think that Cruz was going to have a change of heart? I’m not sure why the Trump campaign would bank on that. There are Cruz’s ideological disagreements with Trump, but it’s also worth remembering that Trump intimated that Cruz’s father was involved in the John F. Kennedy assassination and attacked Cruz’s wife.

So, why give Cruz a prime-time speaking slot?"

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link

^^^

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

the obvious answer is "everyone in Trump's operation is clownshoes nonsense"

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

yeah they pretty clearly just don't know what they're doing

Clay, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

The lock her up shit from the crowd is disturbing

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link

Whenever Jay Roach gets to filming his requisite 2016 election movie, Will Ferrell should be a lock to play Mike Pence.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwF-Lib-lxI

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

omg that image is seriously making me nauseous

mom us (map), Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link

love the smile at the end of that first line… 'that's right'

j., Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link

i know it's already been speculated on to dire effect in this thread but i'm pretty sure donald and melania don't exactly "do it normal."

mom us (map), Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

DNC band closes out with Rush's "Limelight"

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

cruz is gonna get such an erection later tonight from all that booing

j., Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link

kind of love the RNC band's decision to run through every song in the classic rock canon, regardless of whether the song is sufficiently patriotic or uplifting

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

Cruz looked like he was savoring every second of that hate fest

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

Gotta say again how much I like David Axelrod. After being reminded that Scott Walker was the first to drop out: "He dropped out so early, he didn't even get a pejorative nickname from Donald Trump."

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

Sounds like Cruz won the support of Canadian schoolteachers but now has the entire party hating him.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

That Cruz clip was insane, wow what a great heel turn

Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

^^^^

based stress reduction (crüt), Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

when they cut to Trump walking in the building I really thought we were gonna get a Vince McMahon moment..."SAY MY NAME!! SAY MY NAME!!!!"

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

I was wondering when they wrestle

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link

Even though I'm 97% sure that Trump (yet again) botched this tonight, going by all the talk on CNN, which is almost uniformly anti-Cruz (convention people, panelists, everyone), there's a small part that wonders if this was exactly what they wanted, a convenient villain--even Hillary hasn't been enough--to get anti-Trump Republicans on board. It would help explain the mystery of why they let him speak in the first place.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link

cruz has missed his calling as a manafort esque advisor - he could get a lot more done if he had just the self awareness to hide behind someone less openly repulsive

micah, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:50 (seven years ago) link

well he came close to making himself the leader of the anti-trump republicans

I half expected what happened to happen, only wish he took it further and straight up repudiated trump. it woulda been a gamble but it seems like something ted cruz and only ted cruz might do for attention.

xp

iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:50 (seven years ago) link

My theory: Cruz aimed to get Trump so riled up that tomorrow half his speech is just trashing Cruz. And who does that help in the end?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

Trump even gets to be magnanimous (his Tweet--don't know how to embed them): "Wow, Ted Cruz got booed off the stage, didn't honor the pledge! I saw his speech two hours early but let him speak anyway. No big deal!"

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:52 (seven years ago) link

if this whole thing ends up being a bad night out for republicans and they really do try to distance themselves from trump after the election whoever was there first looks best

otoh there is no certainty that the republican party isn't just gonna stay trumpy, it's not like they've learned from the last few elections

iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:52 (seven years ago) link

A fair number of republicans (~20%?) are ardently pro-Cruz, so vilifying Cruz is unlikely to have enough benefits among anti-Trump to offset decisively alienating those pro-Cruz voters.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link

cruz is gonna get such an erection later tonight from all that booing

"Heidi dear, let's pretend it's my birthday..."

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

In 2016, Cruz is playing the role of Rockefeller, and Marco Rubio (among others) is playing the role of Nixon. History suggests that the Nixon gambit is the smart one, since it’s the only way to win the voters who make up the largest bloc of the GOP right now. If Trump goes down to a massive defeat in November, Cruz and other non-endorsers will be blamed for stabbing the nominee in the back. They’ll be seen by party loyalists as the cause of the defeat. And they will have no future in national politics.

Marco Rubio all over the Nixon gambit.

http://newrepublic.com/article/135357/ted-cruz-made-terrible-mistake

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:05 (seven years ago) link

cnn focus group of undecided voters: raise your hand if you think mike pence made a case for donald trump? (no one raises hand)
raise your hand if you have a more positive view of donald trump after tonight? (no one raises hand)

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:11 (seven years ago) link

dana bash on cnn obviously has to work really hard not to laugh at the trump campaign as she reports on them

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:13 (seven years ago) link

anyone thinks rubio has more of a future in the gop than cruz aint been paying very good attention

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:26 (seven years ago) link

rubio been dead since he came out w some halfway moderate immigration ideas three years ago, that and generally hes just a total fn moron

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:27 (seven years ago) link

+gops abt 4 months from pretending they never met trump

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link

That new republic article is probably right that, by failing to endorse the chosen disaster of the party, Cruz has relegated himself to an also-ran for future national office (of which there are exactly two: prez + veep). But analogizing Rubio to Nixon seems rather far-fetched.

Prior to 1964, Nixon was a two-term VP and the Republican nominee for president in 1960. Rubio is a lightweight and a non-entity in comparison. He will always be a poor imitation of a junior senator, never a national figure.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link

cruz not endorsing trump will be an advantage in the next election

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:31 (seven years ago) link

Twelve years later, President Rubio...

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:32 (seven years ago) link

Really impossible to predict the future of the GOP now

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:35 (seven years ago) link

Best part of this is HRC will announce a VP pick like first thing Friday morning.

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:36 (seven years ago) link

yet impossible not to lol xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:36 (seven years ago) link

A week of wall-to-wall miserable coverage for the Trump campaign, followed by HRC's shining moment with hopefully Not Tim Kaine

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

vp doesnt really matter yet still id like to see her pick some leftish rabblerouser

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link

seizing the center is prob too irresistible to her tho cause thats just what she likes to do and its prob actually a good strategy this time

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link

Aforementioned boring GOP college whites would rather see Vilsack or Kaine than Warren or I dunno Gavin Newsom true.

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:43 (seven years ago) link

ya imo theres an opening for a perm shift if they capture those ppl this time, like the reagan democrats

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:46 (seven years ago) link

man the more I think about cruz's gambit the more I think it was ridiculously smart and ballsy and it's only going to look better over time. walking in there, saying 'vote your conscience' on stage at trump's convention and then not endorsing him was basically out trumping trump.

iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link

boss move def

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:49 (seven years ago) link

the real tell he was up to something is that he didn't even mention clinton

iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:51 (seven years ago) link

I'd like to think that, but I don't know, it's just not being received that way from everything I've seen (e.g., the CNN focus group mentioned above--that was stark).

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:53 (seven years ago) link

its funny everyone was giving him shit for speaking since trump insulted his wife and dad but cruz just walked in there like an assassin gdamn

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:54 (seven years ago) link

I guarantee you that's going to be the narrative people remember xp

iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:55 (seven years ago) link

the trump campaign could have used some cruz control tonight (TM)

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:55 (seven years ago) link

ayoo

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:56 (seven years ago) link

agree with everyone saying cruz made the right call tonight for his career. this campaign will only be remembered with embarrassment in future years

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:56 (seven years ago) link

yeah I really dislike Cruz, for reasons both rational and irrational, but at the end of the day that was awesome

I mean most of the people in this thread feel like anyone who supported this campaign is going to be tarred for life (assuming he loses badly) so with that in mind what he did made perfect sense

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:57 (seven years ago) link

Ted Cruz been looking into the abyss for years and it only just recently decided to look back at him

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 04:58 (seven years ago) link

also it was nice to get a break from people shrieking about Hillary Clinton for a few minutes

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:00 (seven years ago) link

The other thing is, Cruz hardly looked like a brilliant tactician during the primaries--the week leading up to his exit (Fiorina, the pact with Kasich) was as botched as anything I've ever seen. He's on equally shaky ground as a paragon of ethics and virtue: he spent the fall gushing over Trump (someone was reading quotes tonight). So even though I'm all for what he did tonight, I think it'll be remembered as a completely self-serving Hail Mary and the party will look elsewhere.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:00 (seven years ago) link

Losing the GOP nomination for president is historically an excellent way to later win the GOP nomination for president.

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:02 (seven years ago) link

yuup

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:04 (seven years ago) link

Losing the GOP nomination for president and supporting the guy who beat you, no matter how much you have to grit your teeth and cross your fingers, yes.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:05 (seven years ago) link

I don't know if there's any precedent to go by for what Cruz did tonight--the Rockefeller situation TNR cites seems close.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:06 (seven years ago) link

i think his motive here was as personal as it was political

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:06 (seven years ago) link

trumps different historys not going to help you

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:07 (seven years ago) link

The personal is political, I heard that online once xp

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:07 (seven years ago) link

he's been a weasel his whole life and today he finally stood up and calmly told crowd of republican delegates to get fucked (paraphrase) as they booed him.

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:08 (seven years ago) link

as a human i commend him

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:08 (seven years ago) link

i heard all politics is local so maybe focus on cleveland idk?

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:08 (seven years ago) link

(xpost) I hope so, and I'm 1000% in favor of him if that's true. I mean, I'm amazed that the CNN panelists siding with Trump evidently think you should just swallow four months of being called a pathological liar, of the Heidi photo, the JFK insanity, etc.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:09 (seven years ago) link

cruzes bigger hurdle is that hes an asshole who everyone hates

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:10 (seven years ago) link

considering that maybe his behavior tonight shdnt come as too much of a surprise

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:10 (seven years ago) link

he wasn't being an asshole the way he normally is, though. usually he is sneaky and underhanded and does this whole cruz-sader schtick.

tonight he was blunt and dare i say principled. new phase in his moral development, although i'm sure he turned back into a slime monster at midnight

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:12 (seven years ago) link

idk feel like he must do a lot of blunt asshole moves to get that many ppl to hate him theyre just usually behind closed doors

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:14 (seven years ago) link

the real tell he was up to something is that he didn't even mention clinton

― iatee, Wednesday, July 20, 2016 9:51 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think this is part of what made the speech work as an ultimate "Fuck You"--the whole speech felt like something the nominee would give, focusing mainly on American and conservative values and including some specific "uniter not a divider" moments (mentioning Alton Sterling, including references to the rights of gays and muslims). And Cruz didn't have any of the "lock her up" red meat his fellow defeated nominees focused on, which is honestly part of the job if you're speaking at the convention. It was a speech specifically written to make Cruz look presidential.

To give a speech like that, which was also better delivered just about any other speech this convention, and THEN not endorse Trump and tell people to vote their conscience, was pretty cold-blooded.

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:14 (seven years ago) link

granted there was still plenty of dividing in the speech--he cheerfully endorsed the border wall, iirc

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:15 (seven years ago) link

i mean to get everyone who shd be yr allies to hate you youve prob got to have the full toolbox of asshole techniques

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:15 (seven years ago) link

its so crazy that hes made it as far as he has while alienating everyone

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:15 (seven years ago) link

But as someone said earlier, the truly principled thing would have been a repudiation (causing a veritable riot, based on the reaction to what he did do), or a refusal to attend...he kind of split the middle. Artfully, yes. I don't know. Lots of analysis the next 24 hours.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:16 (seven years ago) link

i think this was better than a refusal to attend. Kasich's not attending, and while that may be the wiser move for "Kasich 2020," no one really cares about it.

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:17 (seven years ago) link

i think "vote your conscience" counts as a repudiation xp

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:19 (seven years ago) link

hes not playing dumb even tho he has some wiggle room

Glenn Thrush ‏@GlennThrush 15m15 minutes ago Cleveland, OH
.@tedcruz just told me: 'I had to speak the truth... It's going to be an interesting couple of days. The chips will fall where they may.'

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:20 (seven years ago) link

its so crazy that hes made it as far as he has while alienating everyone

― lag∞n, Wednesday, July 20, 2016 10:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, I said this in one of the other threads, but to me the best thing about this election has been the multiple "everyone from every stage of Ted Cruz's life hates him" hit pieces, all crammed full of specific details that make him look like a total weasel.

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:20 (seven years ago) link

yeah its incredible i dont think i ever seen anyone sufficiently explain the mechanism of his rise, like he was crazily successful in the private sector too

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:21 (seven years ago) link

(xposts) I meant just as the principled thing to do, not as tactics or what'll get the most attention. Staying home makes it clear you think Trump is unacceptable. Showing up and speaking, and theatrically/artfully not endorsing but not unambiguously saying don't vote for this guy ("vote your conscience" might be close, but will he then go on record and say "I'm voting for Hillary because Donald Trump cannot be allowed to be president"?), I'd count that as less principled, if you believe that's what motivated Cruz. Personal pique about the way Trump belittled him, that's different--that I do count as principled in a way.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:24 (seven years ago) link

https://media.riffsy.com/images/9c337927380dcdead37e2a88c71f48ad/raw

nomar, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:25 (seven years ago) link

Fuck each and every person associated with the republican party's bid for president, they're animals anyway so let them lose their souls

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:26 (seven years ago) link

If Cruz had had a wartime consigliere, a Trump-like monster, he wouldn't be in this shape.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:27 (seven years ago) link

lol "dont stay home in november" is a p masterful setup for the heal turn u can watch him manipulate the crowds emotions they think the endorsements coming then he pulls the knife out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFfBfEDokIg

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:47 (seven years ago) link

missed trump rushing the floor at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MHDSBvI7J4

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 05:48 (seven years ago) link

Rating just a hair below the whole government shutdown move, Cruz getting finger-flicked by his daughter was a defining moment of his career for me.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 21 July 2016 06:05 (seven years ago) link

interesting facts/thoughts abt who knew what when http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/okay-it-got-much-weirder

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 06:07 (seven years ago) link

trump team def had the speech in advance whether they read or understood it tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 06:08 (seven years ago) link

my guess is they didn't read it. more charitably, maybe they did read it, but thought cruz's tone would be more conciliatory. Like the lack of a formal endorsement would come across as just saving face, not an "aggressive" non-endorsement.

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 06:26 (seven years ago) link

Are Trump's team good at reading speeches before they get delivered?

Mark G, Thursday, 21 July 2016 07:12 (seven years ago) link

Or Cruz will be found dead some time in the next 24 hours.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 July 2016 08:36 (seven years ago) link

Probably they read it and didn't get it

Let's not forget this guy is a yuge creep and probably a more dangerous potential president than Trump

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 July 2016 09:15 (seven years ago) link

please note this is the 3rd 'prosperity gospel' preacher at mic & no evangelicals in 3 nights

how much of a difference is there? and to whom does it matter?

― mookieproof

x1000p: not all christians are cargo cultists.

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:04 (seven years ago) link

all this talk on cruz's political future is contingent on the republican party having a political future. this is a party that literally agrees on nothing except that hillary clinton is a criminal and needs to be locked up. they'll clean up on the 2018 midterms with that, especially since most of america agrees with them, but i don't see any way this total divide on basic political principles does not become a permanent rift.

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:08 (seven years ago) link

Dick tom:

Richard M. Nixon ‏@dick_nixon 9h9 hours ago
Cruz isn't Rockefeller '64 because this confirms what everybody hates Cruz for already.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:58 (seven years ago) link


Alan Cole
‏@AlanMCole
"Widmerpool, once so derided by all of us, had in some mysterious manner become a person of authority. Now... it was he that derided us".

by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link

how could trump win with his own party so divided

Mordy, Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

By getting more votes than his opponent.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:24 (seven years ago) link

cruz may have evil degenerate principles but unlike most of the other assholes in his party at least he has them

Mordy, Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:25 (seven years ago) link

xp um thx? pretty sure that was implied as the result of having a divided party. i am aware of how elections work.

Mordy, Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:25 (seven years ago) link

^ it's more fun (?) in gif

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

how much of a difference is there? and to whom does it matter?

a huge segment of the evangelicals are very uncomfortable with/genuinely against prosperity gospel types. like, they publish pamphlets about how prosperity gospel is heresy. I know because I buy these pamphlets, because I can't help myself.

http://so4j.com/images/false-teachers-and-false-prophets.jpg

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link

this is a party that literally agrees on nothing except that hillary clinton is a criminal and needs to be locked up.

you're forgetting those who want her shot

Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony said (contenderizer), Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:32 (seven years ago) link

and i doubt that "most of america agrees with" the wingnut fringe that wants hillary locked up

Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony said (contenderizer), Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:34 (seven years ago) link

...and/or shot

Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony said (contenderizer), Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:34 (seven years ago) link

Right but the Party is not a plurality of the vote, or anything near it - you win by getting people whom aren't members of your party to win, and there is evidence that such people are even less interested in intraparty matters than ever before.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

xxp there

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

Also what is there to solve about the salute? It's not a complicated gesture, it's not designed for competitions where people mark you a 6 a 7 and a 9 for how well you managed the intricacies. It is what it is, and that's one there.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

trump may bring in some independents but he is not going to replace the GOP base w/ trump democrats or new voters. he needs the party behind him.

Mordy, Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

I hope you're right, but it's eh, far from clear.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:48 (seven years ago) link

this was nice of him

Donald Trump says the United States under his leadership might not come to the defense of some NATO members if Russia were to attack them.
Trump tells The New York Times he would decide whether to protect the Baltic republics against Russian aggression based on whether those countries "have fulfilled their obligations to us"

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

so is this like paying the mob for protection?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

trump does seem to be bringing in a bunch of new single-issue voters. that issue being trump.

needs to start using "cult of personality" as his entrance theme

Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony said (contenderizer), Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:52 (seven years ago) link

so is this like paying the mob for protection?

NATO countries are expected to spend 2% of GDP on the military. Estonia (which in the fantasy world geo-political analysts live in is the most likely to be attacked) is one of five countries that actually does. Lithuania and Latvia spend less than 1%. It looks more like an effort to show a domestic audience that America expects other countries to pay their fair share than any significant change of policy on what would happen if war broke out.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

a huge segment of the evangelicals are very uncomfortable with/genuinely against prosperity gospel types. like, they publish pamphlets about how prosperity gospel is heresy. I know because I buy these pamphlets, because I can't help myself.

― The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi)

feel like we should take this to the christianity thread but there's so much fascinating about evangelicals beyond their bad photoshop skills. like the argument against Bwana Jesus should not be a difficult one to make and somehow they can't help themselves and start saying that john the baptist was against "visions". oh also they do a great job at conveying the message that christianity is centered around the teachings of john the baptist, who looks suspiciously similar to charles manson?

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

The US Secret Service is investigating an informal adviser to Donald Trump's presidential campaign after he called for Hillary Clinton's execution.

Al Baldasaro, a New Hampshire state representative, told radio host Jeff Kuhner Tuesday that Clinton "should be put in the firing line and shot for treason."
"The U.S. Secret Service is aware of this matter and will conduct the appropriate investigation," said Shawn L. Holtzclaw, a spokesman for the Secret Service.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

Let's not forget this guy is a yuge creep and probably a more dangerous potential president than Trump

― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, July 21, 2016 5:15 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nope

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

CNN reports that a man in a donor suite had to be restrained from assaulting Ted Cruz after he entered it after his speech.

— Conor Friedersdorf (@conor64) July 21, 2016

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

crazy thing abt the cruz speech is it wldnt have come off so pointed w/out all the booing delegates... that the trump camp organized my lord

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

Man, that Times interview:

Mr. Trump said he was convinced that he could persuade Mr. Erdogan to put more effort into fighting the Islamic State. But the Obama administration has run up, daily, against the reality that the Kurds — among the most effective forces the United States is supporting against the Islamic State — are being attacked by Turkey, which fears they will create a breakaway nation.

Asked how he would solve that problem, Mr. Trump paused, then said: “Meetings.”

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

lol trump tired

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

Cruz boos = WWE style stunt fomented by Trump (manafort reportedly was on the floor whipping up boos from the NY delegation). Cruz is the WWE villain, Trump is the hero - Trump team knew what qas in Cruz's speech and used it to create a moment promoting their standard narrative of Trump as savior/Cruz as apostate. Bigger news is that so many delegates *cheered* the "vote your conscience" line.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

that manages to be both the most hilarious and disturbing utterance of the lone word "meetings" in the history of the world

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

Cruz is only less dangerous than Trump because most human beings find Chthuloid entities repellent and dread-inducing on a cellular level, whereas a much lower percentage of people are scared of over-bronzed fascist clowns.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

no thats not the reason why

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

Trump team knew what qas in Cruz's speech and used it to create a moment promoting their standard narrative of Trump as savior/Cruz as apostate.

― Οὖτις, Thursday, July 21, 2016 10:45 AM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the whole point of having the second place finisher speak is to demonstrate party unity, obvs they shdnt have let him speak if he wasnt gonna endorse, but to then highlight the party disunity through cheap stagecraft is beyond stupid

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

xxxpost Totally WWE. I was listening to coverage and when someone said that Trump was in the audience I pictured the camera cutting to Vince McMahon entering the building with an expression of exaggerated rage.

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Other than a small group of people who have suffered massive and embarrassing losses, the party is VERY united. Great love in the arena!

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

Asked how he would solve that problem, Mr. Trump paused, then said: “Meetings.”

The best meetings, the yugest meetings. You won't believe these meetings, how meetingy they will be.

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

this is the greatest

A former U.S. Senator inside the Adelson’s luxury box at the Quicken Loans arena told Independent Journal Review that Cruz approached the suite after he finished his speech that fell short of endorsing Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.

Cruz was not welcome in the suite “because he’s a piece of shit,” the Senator said.

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

Can't bring myself to C&P it but the lead story on NRO some dipshit actually fucking compares Ted Cruz to Fredrick Douglas

it's basically a jackoff fest over their "Lion Ted" stood up for real conservatism!

Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link

I didn't say it was a smart idea lagoon, but what else is new.

Xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link

Cruz was not welcome in the suite “because he’s a piece of shit,” the Senator said.

― The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, July 21, 2016 10:54 AM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol hes got the touch

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

lol at Cruz taking his brave stand and then immediately running up to a billionaire donor's suite

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn5PUXTWgAITSq1.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link

'boos Cruz'

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

I really wish someone less gross had done what Cruz did. I could see it having a positive ripple effect under other circumstances.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

no that's the most beautiful part. the gigantic piece of shit said to the shit blender, "there is a point at which one aspires not to be shit, and you have brought me -- I, who am shit -- to that point"

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

cruz always reminds me of uncooked egg whites caught in mustache hair

Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony said (contenderizer), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

I want to know why we haven't heard from Fiorina yet.

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

playing in a bus somewhere

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

suspect well see some other pointed never trump moments before this is over, tho obvs its hard to compete with the drama of assassinating a guy at his own coronation

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

"I am not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my father," Cruz said at a press conference, his voice rising. "That pledge was not a blanket commitment that if you go ahead and attack Heidi that I’m going to come like a servile puppy dog and say, ‘Thank you very much for maligning my wife and maligning my father.’"

cruz mad

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

oh my god this is fantastic

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

maybe this is to make up for repeatedly elbowing his wife in the face on stage while awkwardly hugging Fiorina?

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

oh god Cruz...otm

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

How much of Trump's speech tonight will be about how badly he beat Cruz?

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

Ted Cruz having sex
About 10,400,000 results (0.39 seconds)

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

it funny how out of place this tiny bit of self respect feels

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

It's not really a trait we look for in our politicians, particularly the ones we disagree with

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

wonder if trump had just suck to calling him lyin ted while leaving his family out of it he gotten him on board

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

cruz really got under his skin lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

I'm watching the cruz speech now and i haven't gotten to the "vote your conscience" yet but this doesn't seem particularly anti-trump yet, he even says "yes, build a wall" at one point

k3vin k., Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

Ted Cruz is a dominionist death-cultist like the rest but I really can't help but respect having a shred of self-respect, I should find someone else to have positive feelings about today to avoid further cognitive dissonance

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

report back when ur done (i only watched the end) xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

if Cruz manages to make Trump spend tonight relitigating the primaries for the thousandth time it'll look like a masterstroke of psychological warfare

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

I'm excited for the prospect of Trump going way off script regardless of what lunatic direction he take it

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

i want to see trump stumbling attempting to read a halfway sane speech off the teleprompter then cut loose and go rouge on cruz for 45 mins

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

I'm crossing my fingers for an audience demanding that Lyin' Ted be jailed in the same cell as Crooked Hillary

based stress reduction (crüt), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

suspect well see some other pointed never trump moments before this is over, tho obvs its hard to compete with the drama of assassinating a guy at his own coronation

― lag∞n

would recommend retiring that metaphor as it is too confusing

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link

i mean there's definitely a sense of him trying to make the case that he was a better choice than trump, but he spent the first 18 minutes bashing hillary and obama and then tells people not to stay home, and to vote their conscience, to vote for people who will stay faithful to the constitution -- unless you think he's suggesting they write his name in or vote johnson, that sort of only leaves trump

k3vin k., Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link

hes telling them to not vote for trump

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

naw

k3vin k., Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

yup

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

i don't think this does much for cruz in the future. whatever they might say, republicans don't like someone who takes a brave stand against the tide, they are the tide. this shows cruz's worst qualities: whiner, messiah complex, loudmouth, disloyal.

he's an unctuous debate team goober, and all this shit about taking a stand because his wife and father were insulted sounds like some shit you'd tell the vice principal after you got caught spray painting the bully's car

goole, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

i watched the whole cruz speech; it's abundantly vile. he more or less cops to every racist and classist impulse that trump proclaims but he says it in more flowery language. the reason he's bucking the party unity has nothing to do with his sense of ethics or what's right; it's because he's a vicious wax hobgoblin with a martyr complex.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

he sets up those last few minutes by saying why republicans are good and democrats are bad, and then tells everyone to go out and vote. obv he's tacitly endorsing the republican nominee

k3vin k., Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

xxxxpost he said "up and down the ballot" which reads as "make sure you vote for GOP candidates, but maybe just skip a Presidential vote"

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

^^^^^

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

i mean there's definitely a sense of him trying to make the case that he was a better choice than trump, but he spent the first 18 minutes bashing hillary and obama and then tells people not to stay home, and to vote their conscience, to vote for people who will stay faithful to the constitution -- unless you think he's suggesting they write his name in or vote johnson, that sort of only leaves trump

― k3vin k

well he'll definitely stay faithful to article xii

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

"vote your conscience" is a phrase that is often used by the #NeverTrump camp

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

kev there is no way he's endorsing the republican nominee w/ that speech, if that weren't obvious within the speech itself it's obvious w/ the aftermath

iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

xxxxpost he said "up and down the ballot" which reads as "make sure you vote for GOP candidates, but maybe just skip a Presidential vote"

― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Thursday, July 21, 2016 11:28 AM (1 minute ago

wouldn't that just be "down the ballot"

k3vin k., Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

'vote your conscience in november' while refusing to say trump's name is a huge fuck you

iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

The first 18 mins?

How long was Cruz' speech?

On the news this morn, the only bit they showed was him saying "I took part in something beautiful' which seemed somewhat nutty but irrelevant.

Mark G, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

this look like a guy who just endorsed trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nj4UD-oAz0

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

another day of trump not having control of his event though. which has been every day of this thing?

at least credit cruz with a higher level of literacy; trump and his people ostensibly read this thing and couldn't tell what was in front of them.

goole, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

wouldn't that just be "down the ballot"

― k3vin k., Thursday, July 21, 2016 11:30 AM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol dude cmon

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

There's no such thing as a "tacit endorsement", see also Paul Ryan

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

at least not for Donald Trump there isn't

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

k3vin the lone viewer persuaded by cruz to vote for trump

he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

xp to mark g: cruz went on for about a half hour

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

at least credit cruz with a higher level of literacy; trump and his people ostensibly read this thing and couldn't tell what was in front of them.

― goole, Thursday, July 21, 2016 11:30 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they did know what it meant tho! and organized ppl to boo it! which they thought wld be good lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

unbearable to watch little marco come around in that video

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

i mean clearly he doesn't "endorse" trump, i don't think anyone expected him to, but it wasn't as forceful a non-endorsement as it's being made out to be. and unless the "vote your conscience" line has a LOT of layers of meaning that i'm not grasping, he's not really telling people not to vote for trump. kind of feel like people are being messy b-words that love the drama tbh

k3vin k., Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

i'd have to dig into that 'organized booing' story, don't really buy it

goole, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

literally everyone including clearly cruz in in agreement on this one

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

rubio looked like refried shit and sounded like his parents were being held at gunpoint in the next room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5loZufoLZLs

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

i'd have to dig into that 'organized booing' story, don't really buy it

― goole, Thursday, July 21, 2016 11:34 AM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its being p widely reported including that manafort tried to bully cruz into endorsing at the last minute w the threat of booing

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

Ted Cruz probably doesn't particularly care who people vote for, other than himself.

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

Kev stop

6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA8a2gt4VU8
^ 18:19, Cruz refers to "All-Tahn Sterling", audience has no idea who he's talking about, video wall behind him temporarily crashes

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

unless the "vote your conscience" line has a LOT of layers of meaning that i'm not grasping

This line has a lot of layers of meaning that you're not grasping.

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

when did rubio's left eye swell to twice the size of his right?

based stress reduction (crüt), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

its being p widely reported including that manafort tried to bully cruz into endorsing at the last minute w the threat of booing

― lag∞n, Thursday, July 21, 2016 11:37 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Asked how he would solve that problem, Mr. Manafort paused, then said: “Booings.”

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

when did rubio's left eye swell to twice the size of his right?

Marco the Cat

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

its being p widely reported including that manafort tried to bully cruz into endorsing at the last minute w the threat of booing

this whole thing is so, so strange. they knew what was going to happen, they (should have) known it would overshadow else everything at the convention, and yet they went through with it anyway?

and yeah "at face value" it sounds like he's basically saying, "yeah, vote Trump because Republicans have better principles" but there's a lot of subtext here. it still felt like a pretty big "fuck you" to me and Trump's tweet this morning pretty much confirms that's the way he's taking it

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

the screen flickering and scrambling behind him is way too on the nose

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

Also you know if you're really sure he endorsed trump maybe watch that video lagoon posted one time and see if that seems ambiguous

Here, let me Danesplain that for you (jjjusten), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

Or read the remarks Cruz made at a press conference this morning which have already been posted to this thread:

http://www.vox.com/2016/7/21/12247234/ted-cruz-rnc-donald-trump

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

so is this like paying the mob for protection?

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, July 21, 2016 9:51 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think it's more like trump doesn't know shit about europe, russia, or NATO and instinctively goes for a line to cover that up while also appealing to his base, who suspect the world of taking the USA for a ride. all these countries, getting government handouts, what have they done for us lately?? i'm a practical man, i make deals, i look at each situation.

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

#meetings

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

if nothing else I respect Ted Cruz for having a damn backbone

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

his penchant for being an unrepentant piece of shit is def an asset in this case

based stress reduction (crüt), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

Run government like a business

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

the way ILX is run

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

A really shitty business with poor customer service that will be bought out within a year

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

so are we to understand that Trump's camp didn't understand the implications of Cruz's speech, or simply didn't read it??

how the hell does this guy have a 40% chance to become president according to 538? *guliani voice* WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY COUNTRY?

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

Asked how he would solve that problem, Mr. Trump paused, then said: “Suggest Ban."

Here, let me Danesplain that for you (jjjusten), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

frogbs... you're fired!

based stress reduction (crüt), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

xxxxpost kickstarter campaign every Apr 15

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

cruz showed 'backbone' last night only in the way of a nervy shithead debate-squad asshole who is positively wriggling with delight that he gets to perform the having-a-backbone role by trolling a booing audience. it's great theater and a nice turn of events but let's not get it mixed up with cruz being the Principled Old-Fashioned Statesman he so palpably yearns to be taken as.

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

Cruz is very principled; it's just that the foundation of those principles are "Take Me Seriously" and "Give Me Power"

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

Asked how he would solve that problem, Mr. Trump paused, then said: “Suggest Ban."

― Here, let me Danesplain that for you (jjjusten),

hahaha

pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

the screen flickering and scrambling behind him is way too on the nose

― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour)

during his speech somebody fed ticker tape into the computer containing only the word "why?"

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

they weren't booing, they were saying Cru-uuuuz

Neanderthal, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

xpost I dunno, Cruz's speech seemed pretty courageous to me. *all the usual disclaimers about how he's a terrible asshole* and the speech was self-serving - it's purpose was to set him up for 2020 as an early opposer to trump withinh the GOP. But those incentives would apply to any number of people in the GOP right now, who instead meekly avoid the topic, or do whatever Rubio is doing right now, or do the Homer Simpson ghosting into the bush thing. It takes guts to stand up and be booed and screamed at by a group of some of the worst people on the planet, no matter how right or wrong you are about something.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

xp spit out my coffee on that one

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

You guys love this horserace shit, huh? Meanwhile back on Planet Earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjIqii8bA-Y

Iago Galdston, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

wow if only i were capable of considering more than one thing but that is impossible oh well

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

yeah, and also stop talking about pokemon go! this is SERIOUS BUSINESS!

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

how dare people talk about the RNC on a thread devoted to the election

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

anyway now that we've sufficiently demonstrated our disdain for REAL HUMAN SUFFERING, is this the bit where we rehash the argument about whether the 9/11 attackers were "cowards"?

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

imo theres actually something more important than the syrian war so thinking abt the war is frivolous

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

Mr. Cruz said the response of Trump supporters was troubling.

“What does it say when you stand up and say ‘vote your conscience,’” he began, “and rabid supporters of our nominee begin screaming, ‘What a horrible thing to say!’”

If the nominee cannot meet that threshold, he said, “We are not going to win and don’t deserve to win.”

honestly, this is what i have been waiting for republican leaders to say.

cruz's lone rebel schtick is tedious and self-aggrandizing -- especially because he champions the cause of evil -- but last night i think he proved that he is more of a human being than rubio, ryan, et al

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

granted, he was the one who sucked up to trump so much in the beginning.

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

cruz's lone rebel schtick is tedious and self-aggrandizing -- especially because he champions the cause of evil -- but last night i think he proved that he is more of a human being than rubio, ryan, et al

― Treeship

ok i don't want to be super-pedant here but they're all human beings, ok? we shouldn't judge people's fundamental worth as human beings by a single act, no matter how brave or cowardly. good job, ted. you're still a lowlife prick and i still wouldn't vote for you in a million years, but you did a good thing last night.

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

christie begging for scraps and getting nothing def doesnt look great in comparison

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

do think cruz has some hardcore conservative principles fwiw hes a believer where trump/christie/rudy r pure power worshipers

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

Tim Kaine joins 55 Republican senators & 13 blue dogs in advocacy for bank deregulation. *This week.*

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

no way he is the VP choice. i can't believe hillary would be that bad at knowing which way the wind was blowing.

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

ehh

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

i hope not!

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

I kind of wonder whether Cruz did it out of spite, based on how nasty things got when they were essentially the last two candidates in the primary. Like if he dropped out early for whatever reason, or had Ryan's job, would he have made the same speech?

Evan, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

Absent all else, 'vote your conscience' should be such a value-neutral statement that any odious piece of shit should feel comfortable hanging their odious piece of shit beliefs on it. Whatever the circumstances, people shouting down the concept basically confirms my belief that many Trump supporters are essentially nihilists.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

it was def p personal xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

Based on what I've read I'm not sure anyone heard the "vote your conscience". I think booing more about failure to endorse or even really mention Trump.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

"vote your conscience" is a buzzphrase. that's what the delegates who wanted to deviate from the will of their state's voters said they would do.

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

Kaine is 1/4 on with the UK bookies to be the VP pick with Vilsack closest at 3/1. If anyone has a better suggestion there's an opportunity to make some money.

xps

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

cruz is a fascinating figure worthy of a sinclair lewis novel. have never quite grasped his psychology but the relentless alienation of those nominally on his "side" strikes me as something derives as much from some deep compulsion of his personality as it does from any political calculation.

ryan, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

xxxp Part personal, part chess move for 2020. I don't think it has much to do with real convictions that Cruz actually holds (although I do agree he's marginally less spineless than most of the other candidatesx is).

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

cruz is essentially babbitt only creepier

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

cruz is a fascinating figure worthy of a sinclair lewis novel. have never quite grasped his psychology but the relentless alienation of those nominally on his "side" strikes me as something derives as much from some deep compulsion of his personality as it does from any political calculation.

― ryan,

The only way to tell his story is to view him through the lenses of other characters or to wear HAZMAT gear when writing it.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

i know some people who wear hazmat gear when writing, but that's just a fetish thing

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

Not Babbit imo- Elmer Gantry

Mordy, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

i can't believe hillary would be that bad at knowing which way the wind was blowing.

sadlol

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

xp tho the evangelical bent would lead one that way imo gantry is focused on his internal hypocrite a bit more, babbitt seems unable to come to terms with what a horrible status quo slimeball he is.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

I kind of wonder whether Cruz did it out of spite, based on how nasty things got when they were essentially the last two candidates in the primary. Like if he dropped out early for whatever reason, or had Ryan's job, would he have made the same speech?

if you watch the highlights here he says "I'm not in the habit of supporting people who insult my father and my wife." I'm very glad there is at least one prominent Republican arguing that it's meaningful to be so personal and horrible as Trump is, and I just wish he could make that extra reach to say "between the two candidates, HRC is better," because somewhere in his withered heart he knows that's the truth

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

he does but that's actual career suicide

iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

"Vote your conscience" is what congressional leaders say to their caucuses before a vote to signal that it's okay to vote contrary to the party line. This is the context for Cruz's use of the term - its signalling to Republicans that it's ok not to vote for Trump. I would hope this is obvious.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

this morning he said the republicans "deserve to lose"

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

ya u necessarily dont need to evoke yr conscience if it agrees w the status quo xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

while brushing his teeth earlier he remarked "this fuckin sucks I was supposed to be the fuckin dude you steaming piles of crap"

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

this quote from the nyt sesh the other day is bringing me over to the 'trump is addicted to speed' camp

I have a friend who builds plants, that’s what he does, he’s the biggest in the world, he builds plants like automobile plants, computer plants, that’s all he does. He doesn’t build apartments, he doesn’t build office space, he builds plants. I said to him the other day, “How are you doing?” He goes, “Unbelievable.” Oh, great, that’s good, thinking about the United States, right, because he’s based in the United States. So I said, “Good, so the country is doing well.” He said, “No, no, not our country, you’ve got to see what I’m doing in Mexico.” He said: “The business there is unbelievable, the new plants we are building. People moving from the United States.” That’s what he does. One-story plants. You understand?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

im on board with every trump conspiracy theyre all true but especially that one

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

“Christie turned over his political testicles long ago,” Cruz’s campaign manger, Jeff Roe, said on the Chris Stigall radio show Thursday. “I don’t take what he has to say with any meaning. You know, he embarrassed himself pretty quickly in this.”

cruz camp feeling itself this morn

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

"Vote your conscience" is what congressional leaders say to their caucuses before a vote to signal that it's okay to vote contrary to the party line. This is the context for Cruz's use of the term - its signalling to Republicans that it's ok not to vote for Trump. I would hope this is obvious.

― Οὖτις, Thursday, July 21, 2016 12:05 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's obvious what Cruz was doing, yes, but my thing was more about taking like three steps back and observing that people are jeering the idea of allowing conscience to interfere with their jingoistic lockstep and uttering a bemused and dejected 'huh'.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

i'm sorry, i just don't understand what ted cruz has to do with bruce babbitt

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

yeah, he's anything but average. dude is a fanatic whose superpower is his ability to endure the scorn of others.

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

Cruz seems to be betting not just on a Trump loss, but a Huge Trump loss that will so demoralize the party that they'll come looking for the one who didn't go along to get along.

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

interesting observation by digby re the tone of cruz speech

Everyone assumes that he did this to set up his run in 2020 and that seems like a good bet. But it's worth listening to his speech if that's so. It wasn't your typical fiery, right wing Ted Cruz speech. It was, of course, extremely conservative, hitting all the hot button social issues and jingoistic high notes. But the rhetoric was couched in words like diversity and tolerance and respect. He even gave a nod to gays and Muslims and atheists and honored the family of Alton Sterling (which was met with stunned silence by the crowd.) It was the most "compassionate conservative" speech of the convention, contrasting sharply with the hard edged, angry verbal violence of the all the pro-Trump speakers. That was not an accident.

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

seems like hes thinking abt rebranding as gentle ted

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

he probably believes in compassion and stuff if he is seriously a christian. he just also believes in stripping gays and women of their rights and expropriating the heathens (via dominionism)

Treeship, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

Tbh I don't really see a way through for him in 2020 and suspect in his own mind he's playing to be a Goldwater who didn't get the nomination. He wants to be valorized twenty years from now as the guy who was right all along we need to get back to the Party of Cruz that had big solid take-no-prisoners conservative values. Conveniently, being a bridge-burning iconoclast plays to all his interpersonal instincts and how his ego works.

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

what hurt him most to say aloud – "gays" or "atheists"?

or "Donald Trump"?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

Tbh I don't really see a way through for him in 2020 and suspect in his own mind he's playing to be a Goldwater who didn't get the nomination

nah this guy really wants to be president.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

yeah the crowd's reaction when he mentioned alton sterling's name was...something to behold

k3vin k., Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

Goldwater was a curmudgeon who became beloved as a Man of Conscience in the twenty + years remaining to him in the Senate. Cruz ain't beloved.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

i assume you're goofing rush but just in case you're not

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

imo hes 1st in line next cycle but as always every professional republican hating him is a huge drag on his chances, tho wldnt be surprised if we start hearing abt the softer kinder ted cruz out there rebuilding burnt bridges soon

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, it's hard for me to separate out what seems remotely likely in reality from what might seem plausible in the nightmare-mind of Ted Cruz. Like, to me it seems plain that if Trump loses hard, Cruz would hardly have done better since he's an unlikable oily right-wing extremist whose party's leadership hates him almost as much as it hates Trump. But of course there will people ready to believe the "if only we'd nominated a twue conservative," a Tea Party line that's been building momentum since 2008. But if that contingent is really large enough to give somebody the Republican nomination, wouldn't they have given it to Ted Cruz this year?

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

xxp: I thought you were talking about Bruce Babbitt as well.

how's life, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn4-EqeWIAA_LoO.jpg

cyber

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

Look, we're under cyberattack, forget about them.

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

it reads like something from a twitter bot

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

lol totally

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

Cruz seems to be betting not just on a Trump loss, but a Huge Trump loss that will so demoralize the party that they'll come looking for the one who didn't go along to get along.

That would be interesting if things played out that way. And it is conceivable that this is exactly Cruz's thinking. "They all laughed when I went against the Trumpian tide, now you'll come crawling back once you see the error of your ways."

But if that is the plan, the math is wrong. In 2020, he'll need Trump voters on his side more than ever. The 2020 Republican candidate will need either to be more Trumpy than Trump, or be sufficiently diplomatic that he can plausibly extend an olive branch to butthurt Trumpophiles. Something like "My fellow True Americans, I know that you were disappointed in Our Dear Leader's loss back in 2016 - so was I. His Orangeness had the right message, but unfortunately he may not have been precisely the right messenger. Perhaps those sheeple out there just weren't ready for someone of his Awesome Realness. That said, now more than ever we need to reawaken the energy that all good freedom-loving Americans showed back then." That's a mostly-positive message.

"You fools! I told you so and you didn't listen!" Is not winning messaging.

Dr. Casino may be right that what he's going for is some measure of future retrospective admiration. Maybe (just maybe) he knows that his negative charisma is always going to limit his political chances.

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

Interviewers should start very pointedly asking Trump questions that don't make any actual sense as English language sentences to showcase very clearly how quickly Trump comes up with answers to things he can't even begin to understand.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

Mr. Trump, do you or do you not want hen fap?

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

How would a trump administration respond to a NATO rebellion in turkey with Pinochet nuclear trade pact negotiation immigration crisis?

With strength. It's time that America stops getting kicked around, we are gonna be respected when I'm president!

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

we're gonna build a wall in NATO and turkey is gonna pay for it

iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

Or, as has been mentioned a couple of times here already, just ask him very simple questions that anyone running for president should know. Such as: what is NATO?

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn5XMv7XYAABt9D.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

so what did Christie get for all his bowing and bootlicking -- a coupon for a dollar off the purchase of a Big Mac?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

humiliation

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

probably a promise that he'll be attorney general if trump wins

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

thought Mike Mukasey had that one sewn up

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

apparently the NR set are calling christie "shinebox", so he's got that going for him

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

go get yr shinebox

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

Haven't loaded the whole thread to look at today's posts, so maybe I'm repeating stuff already said.

I spent a couple of hours in the car today listening to right-wing radio out of Buffalo. However unreal such a forum may be, it's a good place to get a sense of what one side is thinking.

The anti-Cruz sentiment was massive and fierce--callers, interviewees, one host. (The only guy who semi-defended Cruz, who tried to frame what he did from his perspective, was actually Limbaugh, whose ire was reserved for Kasich.) The most vitriolic guy I heard was the former head of Cruz's Buffalo's operations.

I'm more convinced than ever he's politically dead. (The general antipathy towards him before this ever happened complicates trying to isolate last night.) It can't help that, supposedly, he was sending out fundraising e-mails an hour later. Being very specific about his wife and father today is totally understandable from my point of view, but from his side, I think that'll be viewed as selfish four years from now. Especially if Trump goes down in a landslide--I think rather than being remembered as a gesture of high principle, Cruz will be a convenient scapegoat on which to place phantom and self-serving blame.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

Katie Packer, a Republican strategist who founded Our Principles PAC in a vain attempt to stop the Trump nomination, called the Cruz speech a “Rorschach test.”

“If you can’t stand Trump, like me, you saw it as bold,” she said. “If you love Trump, you saw it as a betrayal. If you don’t like Trump but have been cowed or fallen in line, you saw it as self-serving because you need that to feel better about your own weakness.”

Evan, Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

Cruz is a Republican Senator from Texas, and will keep that position as long as Texas stays Red (which will at least encompass one more term for him).

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

That I don't know--I meant in terms of running again nationally.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

Just pointing out what's missing in the dialog--he's got one of the most secure gig's in Washington already.

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

Wouldn't last night even make him an attractive target in a Republican senate primary? Although the dynamic there is usually a rabid "outsider" taking on a party-loyal career politician, and Cruz scrambles that.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

As a British observer I find Ted Cruz's 'last stand' against Trump fascinating, great theatre!

One thing I don't quite understand is, why is Ted Cruz so unpopular in his own party?

the pinefox, Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

"One thing I don't quite understand is, why is Ted Cruz so unpopular in his own party?"

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/12/why-everyone-in-congress-hates-ted-cruz.html

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

Weasely, slimy, reptilian...Like Bernie Sanders said about Clinton's friend: "This is not my kind of guy."

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

He led the 2013 government shutdown, which I don't think actually hurt the GOP electorally but pissed a lot of Republican leaders off. He called Mitch McConnell a liar on the floor of the Senate, which I guess a big intra-party norms violation (judging by the amount of times I've seen it come up in the media). His reputation is that he will throw anyone under the bus for himself, and regularly does big, attention-getting things to help himself at the party's expense. Also I think he is just very unlikable, and everyone hates him on a personal level as well. The stories from the Bush 2004 (or maybe 2000?) campaign are particularly hilarious in this regard.

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

i will buy the inevitable 800 page book about the 2016 republican primary and convention the instant it comes out

nomar, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

His reputation is that he will throw anyone under the bus for himself, and regularly does big, attention-getting things to help himself at the party's expense.

Which, trying to view last night as a Republican might, pretty much describes his non-endorsement speech.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

From what I can tell, he is both unlikable on a personal level and unwilling to modulate in any way that doesn't directly benefit himself. Imagine working with someone like that (if you haven't already).

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

any predictions for Trumps' speech tonight? I'm predicting 100% nationalism, but who knows maybe he'll go off script. Must-see TV!!

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

I will be shocked if he doesn't mention Cruz or Melania's 'plagiarism'. Actually, his handlers may have him rigged up so that he's literally shocked if he mentions either.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

"My fellow Americans... BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS BABA BOOOEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
*runs screaming off the stage, entire trump family collapses in laughter*

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

i will buy the inevitable 800 page book about the 2016 republican primary and convention the instant it comes out

― nomar, Thursday, July 21, 2016 4:04 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Print the thread

Evan, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link

my guess is it starts off as a regular convention speech about the challenges this country faces and what it takes to solve them, and Trump delivers it pretty rotely. Like with the Pence announcement, he goes off script pretty quickly, leans really hard into the "lock her up" stuff, as well as the muslim ban and the wall. My guess there is maybe a passing reference to Cruz that Trump expands on in his typical fashion.

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

hoping trump makes his entrance bursting out of a giant cake with his face iced on it

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

wheeled onstage by chris christie obv

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

If he's smart, he'll make a couple of innocuous, gee-whiz jokes about Cruz, who miraculously granted Trump some victim sympathy last night.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

Nah, he'll mention how he defeated Cruz and how Cruz should be embarrased,. He'll definitely blow his opportunity to be statesmanlike there

intheblanks, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

Odds that Trump was going to suddenly learn how to be statesmanlike in time for this speech...?

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

lol was going to say ! they had three days to make this thing look respectable and said fuck that "HANG HER" why are they going to start now?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

how long is Trump going to speak tonight?

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

He managed to discipline himself a bit with that initial tweet last night. Maybe somewhere in between; I don't think he's going to come out and yell "Lyin' Ted, back in business!"

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

any predictions for Trumps' speech tonight? I'm predicting 100% nationalism, but who knows maybe he'll go off script. Must-see TV!!

― frogbs, Thursday, July 21, 2016 8:06 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

npr this morning said the speech was going to be about his ability to be a uniter, which will be a tremendous load of horse shit

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

I don't know, it seems like he unites a lot of people for him and a lot of people against him

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

united in their divisions

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

Wouldn't last night even make him an attractive target in a Republican senate primary? Although the dynamic there is usually a rabid "outsider" taking on a party-loyal career politician, and Cruz scrambles that.

Possibly, but I'm not really seeing any challengers. Cruz is simpatico with Gov. Abbott & Lt. Gov. Patrick, and the three of them are all up for re-election in '18..."Don't change horse in midstream..." etc. Under Clinton, they'll stick to their (figurative & literal) guns; perhaps more so under Trump.

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

And of course there's the Texit, which would throw everything out the window...

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

why is my state such a shitshow?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

I almost miss Rick Perry

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

and Perry made me nostalgic for Bush, ugh....

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

why is my state such a shitshow?

― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, July 21, 2016 1:36 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gerrymandering and voter suppression, presumably

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

sometimes I'm nostalgic for both Rick Perry AND Michele Bachman

http://i.imgur.com/kBJZR.gif

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

If he's smart, he'll make a couple of innocuous, gee-whiz jokes about Cruz, who miraculously granted Trump some victim sympathy last night.

which reminds me - obviously I'm not watching all of this, but isn't it a bit weird that there hasn't been like, a single laugh throughout this whole thing? aren't these conventions supposed to be like pep rallies?

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

thanks, Dan

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

any time!

http://porno (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

I dunno, does this look like a case of gerrymandering?

https://dl.dropbox.com/s/j1qlydo81ftsnaq/Central%20Texas%20Districts.png?dl=0

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

xxxpost these guys think chanting "Lock her up" is hilarious

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

and those Benghazi marines were making tampon jokes on Monday

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile, sorrows from the religious right:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/religous-right-gop-convention

Tommy Valentine, a 22-year-old delegate from Virginia, said he felt like Trump was costing them a major opportunity.

“We had really good candidates and this was our chance to really turn back the tide on what’s been happening in the last eight years. ... Out of 17 candidates, we nominated the worst possible candidate,” Valentine told TPM at the lunch. “I’m just scared. I think Trump’s gonna go down in flames. There is no party unity and you see better speakers at CPAC then you do at this Republican convention because nobody wants to hear Donald Trump.”

As he spoke, Valentine fought back tears.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 July 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

"Valentine then realized maybe he shouldn't've used his dating profile pseudonym."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 July 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

i get more of a "power pop band pseudonym" vibe from that, honestly

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Thursday, 21 July 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

Pobrecito.

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 21 July 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

"pool shark from guys and dolls"

goole, Thursday, 21 July 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

and you see better speakers at CPAC

Rick Perry and Scott Walker?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

i get more of a "power pop band pseudonym" vibe from that, honestly

Michael Stipe's pre-REM name was Michael Valentine, when he played in Gangster.

this is a salad for the BALSAMIC REVIVAL (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 21 July 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

The Valentine in question. I've no doubt he's earnest.

https://www.facebook.com/tommyvalentine2016/photos/a.1662805140654930.1073741825.1662804880654956/1664509417151169/?type=3&theater

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 July 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

tonight's speech will probably look like something out of Manchurian Candidate

Neanderthal, Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

I'm weirdly excited for this

frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link

he's going to sing the speech to the tune of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

He'll pretend to fall to his knees a couple of times and Chris Christie will bring out a cape to put around his shoulders.

For this happened a Zweigelt (doo dah), Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

Reactions to the leaked speech are already out there, maybe?

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

More excited for Peter Thiel's speech about being a gay republican tbh

Οὖτις, Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

so Rasmussen still is roughly 4-5% in the wrong direction in all of its polls thus far, today being the only poll to give Trump a slim lead (and last week it had one that had Trump up 7 when the rest were roughly even or with HIllary in the lead). they were notoriously bad the last two elections too.

I know Gallup was the institution that actually proclaimed they would rework their methodology to improve the Republican bias their polls unwittingly churned out. Does Rasmussen just ngaf or something?

their shit's always amusing.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

I wish I could watch this speech!

I expect it will be at about 3am my time.

the pinefox, Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

jesus fucking christ

goole, Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:47 (seven years ago) link

starts out in an anti-BLM mode and goes downhill from there

goole, Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:48 (seven years ago) link

two favorable mentions of Bernie Sanders so far

goole, Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

Oh good, a Benghazi ref

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

http://www.vice.com/read/porn-viewership-soars-in-cleveland-during-republican-national-convention-vgtrn?utm_source=dmfb

But many of those porn-watchers were also looking for Donald Trump–themed porn, too, and his name became a trending search, so the masturbators definitely had politics on the mind.

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

promises to defeat the evil tetrarchy: criminals, terrorists, immigrants, globalists.

rails against NAFTA, TPP, asia generally

ends with an encomium to his slumlord father as a man of the people

really grim shit, can't wait!

goole, Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

No mention of Cruz at all. (Did a word search, don't want to read it in advance.) That I find hard to believe--surely he'll work in something.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

v clear continuity with his "BRING BACK OUR POLICE" ad all those years ago

goole, Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

would be interested in seeing a version that highlights all the egregious mendacity in yellow

j., Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

terrifying speech. like a dispatch from hell.

Mordy, Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

I read a little and got too annoyed and nauseated to continue before long.

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

One last Cruz thing before tonight. I've spent the last 18 hours trying to remember a movie line that almost sums up Trump's trap for Cruz last night. (I've pretty much completely moved in the direction of the idea that the whole chain of events was a set-up.) It's Hal Holbrook in All the President's Men, disgusted with Woodward after they gum up that one key moment in the investigation:

"You’ve done worse than let Haldeman slip away: you've got people feeling sorry for him. I didn’t think that was possible."

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:12 (seven years ago) link

He'll tell the crowd that Americans "will come first once again" under his presidency, touching on crime, terrorism, trade, and the economy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/japanpeterpan/orgy.jpg

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

On January 21st of 2017, the day after I take the oath of office, Americans will finally wake up in a country where the laws of the United States are enforced. We are going to be considerate and compassionate to everyone.

Study the juxtaposition of those two sentences. "Finally." Laws "enforced." The causal link between enforcing the law and compassion

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

xp the author's tone there is p unbearable, she sounds just as bad + intellectually dishonest as anyone she's describing

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

brit zing crew target in 2007 iirc

imago, Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link

Anyone who endorses violence, hatred or oppression is not welcome in our country and never will be.

Oh, cool, if his first act of office is deporting himself, I guess that's one problem solved.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link

They keep wanting to tell Clinton "You're fired!" "You're not hired!" just doesn't work as well.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

holy shit turn on right now if u ain't watching https://www.twitch.tv/gopconvention

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Friday, 22 July 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

whoa

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 00:07 (seven years ago) link

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/rnc-2016-donald-trump-speech-leak-hillary-clinton-pac-225981

CLEVELAND — A super PAC backing Hillary Clinton on Thursday night mysteriously obtained and leaked drafts of Donald Trump’s nomination speech — and those of several other convention speakers — hours before the night’s proceedings were set to kick off, sending the Trump campaign scrambling on the final night of what has been a chaotic convention.

The super PAC, Correct the Record, obtained a document containing the drafts from “a Republican source who had access to it and they sent it to us,” said Correct the Record founder David Brock, a close Clinton ally.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link

more lawlessness

j., Friday, 22 July 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

Paul Manafort, Donald Trump's campaign chair, suggested on Thursday night that after the FBI did not recommend charges against Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified information, the agency's crime statistics cannot be trusted.

CNN's Jake Tapper noted in an interview with Manafort that much of the Republican convention has focused on violent crime but that "according to FBI statistics, crime rates have been going down for decades."

"How can the Republicans make the argument that somehow it's more dangerous today when the facts don't back that up?" he asked.

"People don't feel safe in their neighborhoods," Manafort replied. "I'm not sure what statistics that you're talking about."

Tapper repeated that he was citing FBI statistics.

I look forward to President Trump's purge of the FBI once he's elected.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 22 July 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

the convention speech frames (will frame) violent crime as something that's risen so sharply so recently i bet a lot of listeners feel like it "hasn't shown up in the statistics yet"

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Friday, 22 July 2016 00:56 (seven years ago) link

Decades of progress made in bringing down crime are now being reversed by this Administration’s rollback of criminal enforcement...

The number of police officers killed in the line of duty has risen by almost 50% compared to this point last year.

so yeah things were getting better, but then black

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Friday, 22 July 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link

Is HRC's VP press conference scheduled yet

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link

this is one of those times where 'statistics' is an unfortunate term since it means something like 'counting the things that happened'

j., Friday, 22 July 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link

That Mark Burns speech fucking ruled

frogbs, Friday, 22 July 2016 01:03 (seven years ago) link

The number of police officers killed in the line of duty has risen by almost 50% compared to this point last year.

this isn't true though. they're up 8% from 62 to 67.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:03 (seven years ago) link

shh they'll hear you!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

"though"

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link

Vintage Sullivan panic on his live-blog:

If you wonder what it was like in the 1930s for ordinary people to flock to demagogues, tune in tonight. America has thrown up an extremely talented one. I fear that Hillary Clinton has no idea what is about to hit her.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/07/andrew-sullivan-liveblogs-the-rnc-night-4.html

clemenza, Friday, 22 July 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

Fuck, if that's the transcript he should pack in the Queen song and walk out tonight to Pink Floyd's "In the Flesh."

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

he was fun to read the last two nights cuz he kept garbage like this at a minimum:

It seems to me that the right bears the hefty majority of responsibility, moving from principled opposition to outright nullification of a presidency, trashing every important neutral institution, and now bad-mouthing the country they hope to “govern.” But the left’s abandonment of empiricism and liberalism – its rapid descent into neo-Marxist dogma, its portrayal of American history as a long unending story of white supremacy, its coarse impugning of political compromise and incrementalism, its facile equation of disagreement with bigotry – has also played a part. Liberal democracy needs liberal norms and manners to survive. Which is why it is now on life-support.

In between, moderate Christianity, once a unifying cultural fabric creating a fragile civil discourse, has evaporated into disparate spirituality on one side and fundamentalist dogma on the other, leaving us with little in the center to hold us morally together

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

moderate Christianity, a unifying cultural fabric, available at a Target near you.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

i remember when sullivan watched the first debate in 2012 and declared that obama had lost the election

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

I never wanted so much to approach a homo, slap him and say, "Bitch, man the fuck up and take a shot."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

I abandoned empiricism the day I realized I was a little hazy on what that actually meant.

clemenza, Friday, 22 July 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

I look out at this wasteland and see, in part, what Ross Douthat sees

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

If they ever publish a book (or a microchip, or whatever) called This Was the Internet 100 years from now, The Debate-Freakout blog needs to be in there.

clemenza, Friday, 22 July 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

peter thiel :]

based stress reduction (crüt), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

10.31 pm. Look: you know how much I love the guy, and you know how much of a high information viewer I am, and I can see the logic of some of Obama's meandering, weak, professorial arguments. But this was a disaster for the president for the key people he needs to reach, and his effete, wonkish lectures may have jolted a lot of independents into giving Romney a second look.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

Thiel, understandably, seems nervous about how the crowd will react to the excerpt I read earlier.

clemenza, Friday, 22 July 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

you know how much of a high information viewer I am

board descrip

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

I had to google "Peter Thiel." I'm a low info voter.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

its portrayal of American history as a long unending story of white supremacy

Well, yes

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

I'm listening to him. On behalf of gay entrepreneurial low info voters, I apologize to y'all for giving you Peter Thiel.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

crawl into a dead asshole and die, you sniveling quisling

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

osmosis.

based stress reduction (crüt), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

earlier i heard clips of the band playing this special "make america great again" song i wonder if we're gonna hear it

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

Good. No matter how camera-targeted the cheering was, any vocal booing would have been ugly.

clemenza, Friday, 22 July 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

CSPAN ‏@cspan 1h1 hour ago
.@JerryJrFalwell: "I truly believe Mr. Trump is America's blue-collar billionaire."

words mean nothing

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

this guy is mad creepy

this is the guy who's gonna convince you that the trumps will help the middle class

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

because abortion, bathroom rights, and gay marriage aren't economic issues

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

Thiel:

The Seasteading Institute (TSI), founded by Wayne Gramlich and Patri Friedman on April 15, 2008, is an organization formed to facilitate the establishment of autonomous, mobile communities on seaborne platforms operating in international waters.[5][8][9] Gramlich’s 1998 article "SeaSteading – Homesteading on the High Seas" outlined the notion of affordable steading, and attracted the attention of Friedman with his proposal for a small-scale project.[3] The two began working together and posted their first collaborative book online in 2001, which explored aspects of seasteading from waste disposal to flags of convenience.

The project picked up mainstream exposure in 2008 after having been brought to the attention of PayPal cofounder Peter Thiel, who contributed $500,000 to fund the creation of The Seasteading Institute and has since spoken out on behalf of its viability, as seen in his essay "The Education of a Libertarian",[10] published online by Cato Unbound. The Seasteading Institute has received widespread media attention from sources such as CNN, Wired,[5] Prospect,[11] The Economist[9] Business Insider,[12] and BBC[13] American journalist John Stossel wrote an article about seasteading in February 2011 and hosted Friedman on his show on the Fox Business Network.[

to quote Harry Lime: "Free of income tax! Free of income tax!"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

"blue-collar billionaire" imo means that basically he acts the way you imagine all billionaires act if you are from small town middle america where there are maybe a couple families in the county who make 1/100th of that

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

in other words could believably (and has) played the role of a billionaire on the WWE

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

"Befriends the bewildered"--weird!

clemenza, Friday, 22 July 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

Watching the PBS commentary, it's funny that David Brooks is supposed to be the token conservative on the panel, and yet his disdain for Trump is palpable.

o. nate, Friday, 22 July 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

this guy is killing everyone's energy right before Trump

based stress reduction (crüt), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

uh.. i'm not really listening to the words but the vibe i'm getting is rich weird creepy guy hangin with other rich weird creepy guys behaving like gross jerks + oblivious about it

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

Is this a filibuster?

badg, Friday, 22 July 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

Michener reference is appropriate

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

The North Carolina delegates were pissed about Thiel bagging on the culture wars.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

Wow, that footage of New York in the early '70s--should have snuck in a shot of Joe Buck and Ratso Rizzo.

clemenza, Friday, 22 July 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

there were rumors going around that a bunch of cruz delegates etc were going to have a staged walkout during trump speech, i wonder if that will happen

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 22 July 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

xpost Joe Buck's narrating!

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

oh good Larry Kudlow

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

"Playing on the floor by my father's desk"--right from The Godfather! They're doing it again.

clemenza, Friday, 22 July 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

(MVB--hence the reference...)

clemenza, Friday, 22 July 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

does she have a fan in her face?

k3vin k., Friday, 22 July 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

(she looks p good tbh)

k3vin k., Friday, 22 July 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

MICHAEL: This used to be my father's old study -- it's changed. I remember there used to be a big desk, right here. I remember when I was a kid, Frankie, we had to be very quiet when we played near here.

clemenza, Friday, 22 July 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

a gender neutral canddiate

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

master builder, man of the fuckin people, donald j. wollstonecraft

j., Friday, 22 July 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

xpost yeah, I should've known...

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

Sullivan channels k3vin: "Does Ivanka have a wind-blower keeping her blonde tresses lightly waving in the breeze? The content is so vacuous I keep looking at the hair."

clemenza, Friday, 22 July 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

these policy things she says he's going to do - re making childcare affordable, equal pay - this is the first anyone has heard of them coming from the trump campaign, ever

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

I had to google "Peter Thiel." I'm a low info voter.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

read about his involvement in GOProud. seriously, i know there are a lot of crazy tech entrepeneurs, but this guy wins.

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

she's talking real positive and isn't he about to come out and deliver a pat buchanan speech now

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

ALL THINGS WILL BE POSSIBLE AGAIN

j., Friday, 22 July 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

Is it me or is this kind of a low key way to introduce the candidate?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

surprised he wasn't greeted by "Deutschland Uber Alles."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

it still doesn't sound very loud in there

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

I may have missed earlier bells and whistles

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

Praying for rambling incoherence

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

it was a nice speech tbh, she's a good speaker. better than her dad

k3vin k., Friday, 22 July 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

it was a nice speech tbh, she's a good speaker. better than her dad

― k3vin k.,

same thought except "nice speech"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

So Trump's on? Streaming?

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

i think she just winked at me

nomar, Friday, 22 July 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

stayed on script for one sentence

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

oh man he's already doing unity by reminding Democrats of how they lost

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

Yay! Put us in jail!

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

it was a nice speech tbh, she's a good speaker. better than her dad

― k3vin k.,

same thought except "nice speech"

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, July 21, 2016 10:20 PM (1 minute ago)

i mean if you judge it on its own bizarro world terms

k3vin k., Friday, 22 July 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

Ivanka was great, though lol at her pushing a message that literally no other speaker had

frogbs, Friday, 22 July 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

No political correctness! Fuckups everyone!

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

Errr, android is weird...

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

this is going to be a loooong angry speech

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

Just what everyone wants to hear

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

Ha I just turned this on
White people really hate political correctness

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

the oooooos from the crowd, sounds like the scenes where people tell stories to the children in mad max 3

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

I was not aware that immigrants are all superpredators

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

on the order and on the altar

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

These are absurd stats

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

edited out of your nightly news

j., Friday, 22 July 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

I don't believe a fucking thing this guy says

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

Lots of ad libs

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

too bad the US doesn't run a trade surplus like japan, that economic powerhouse of the last 25 years

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

Roads falling apart? Gee, if only someone could imagine an infrastructure bill.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

Worst deal EVER

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

Somebody whooted when Sarah Root was mentioned.

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

i'm not watching the TV -- have the gates of hell opened yet?

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

"Our airports and roads are falling apart" -- your party won't pay for the repairs.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

ISIS wasn't on the map, anyone recall al qaida?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

Good thing there was no terrorism before the Obama years

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

DEATH DESTRUCTION TERRORISM AND WEAKNESS
POVERTY AND VIOLENCE
WAR AND DESTRUCTION

HEY NOW HEY NOW NOW

SING

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

Booo globalism, fuck those other countries

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

lol he hasn't offered one proposal

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

man if 9/11 happened on al gore's watch (which it would have, if he won, let's face it) these shitstains would have hung onto that as a talking point into the 22nd century.

nomar, Friday, 22 July 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

Ivanka so far 10x better than Donald. THIS is the man she was describing?

frogbs, Friday, 22 July 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

So charming

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

He's a warm hearted guy who wants to throw us all in prison

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

God where is the aneurysm fairy when you need her

Neanderthal, Friday, 22 July 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

Jill Biden ‏@JillBidenVeep 11m11 minutes ago

My thoughts and prayers are with the fact checkers. #RNCinCLE

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

brb gonna check on Sullivan

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

Unemployed factory workers, I will fight to dig you better graves

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link

what is even happening

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link

cruz supporters apparently?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link

Code pink

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

Code pink again probably

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

ELLO CLEVELAND

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

Any other candidate would have said re the Code Pink supporter, "See? The First Amendment makes America great." Instead, he praises the police and resumes speech w/the phrase "I have no patience for..."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

Speech read a lot better on the page

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

"Nobody knows the system better than me..."

*nervous laughter*

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

even Election night over this clown isn't gonna be fun. he and his base are gonna claim "vote suppression" after he gets demolished and start picketing on Washington claiming they counted Hillary votes twice in some precincts and they know this cos Trump has it on good authority!

Neanderthal, Friday, 22 July 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

where's code shoot-trump's-orange-face-off

based stress reduction (crüt), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

There's a powerful speech in here somewhere, but Trump's delivery has been poor so far -- talking. at. half. speed. often with WEIRD accents.

Too hectoring, not funny. Hard to imagine casual viewers are going to be drawn in.

Plasmon, Friday, 22 July 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

pence looking profoundly unmoved/uncomfortable in response to his "next vice-president" shout-out

man this whole speech is so alarming on so many levels

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

Kind of leaning on law and order a lot here. Is this really what moves people?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

Trump has apparently forgotten what NYC was like in the 70s

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

Hillary Clinton is at best a mediocre politician but after this performance I'm sure Trump has no chance

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

jeez even NRO's tweets are making fun of his delivery and "law and order" crap

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

Hillarys twitter has been great tonight

frogbs, Friday, 22 July 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

Please save the people of Ferguson from ISIS!

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

i'm not watching so that's reassuring to hear xxxp to alfred

Mordy, Friday, 22 July 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

so few lines delivered for cheers, crowd seem to think they have to boo or be silent, cheers seem nervous and halting

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/5W0mKPll5AW

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

Mona Charen @monacharenEPPC

Trump is older than I am, so he definitely saw the riots of the 60s. They were worse than now. Believe me. Believe me.
41s

jimgeraghty

@jimgeraghty

Jeez, nobody reruns law and order over and over again like this besides TNT.
13s

John Fund Retweeted
Stuart Rothenberg @StuPolitics

Back to law and order. Didn't he already do this?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

LG......B.......TQNOGOOD

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

lol nice reaction shot of Guiliani hysterically applauding and Peter King looking sad and sitting on his hands.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

these people love israel more than anything else he said

j., Friday, 22 July 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

and borders. They love borders.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link

Still think the cadence - "LG. BTQ." - the accents - "reGEEEM change" - and the half-volume parentheticals - "believe me", "no good", "think of this" - are weird, and likely go over badly.

Reminds me of the Jon Stewart speech at that rally where he thought maybe he'd try to be a politician. As soon as he loses the foil of responding to people/news, and the technique of speaking off the cuff, he's a different guy. And much worse on TV.

Plasmon, Friday, 22 July 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link

Melania's halting applause at the border solution thing...

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:04 (seven years ago) link

Halt immigration from countries compromised by terrorism. So France then?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link

Amazed Medea Benjamin got in, that is crazy

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 July 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link

I know I live in a bubble, but it's hard to imagine anyone outside of this stadium being moved by this unending focus on law and order, terrorism, violence, and illegal immigrants.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link

it's absurdly one-note

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

yeah you really have to be in a fox-news bubble where it's obvious to you and everyone you talk to that this handful of themes are the biggest, hugest, most widely-recognized crucial issues plaguing the country and driving all the problems. if you don't feel that way it's going to feel like he's kinda not talking about anything that matters, even if you are someone who agrees on some of these topics (?)

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:08 (seven years ago) link

jesus he's less than 2/3 of the way through the thing

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

glad i didn't miss anything, saw a great Low-A ballgame in Coney

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

when's he going to get to the part where he tells us about how he'll restore law and order?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:11 (seven years ago) link

pssst, these trade deals aren't going anywhere

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:11 (seven years ago) link

very quiet applause for "no more trade deals"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

ooh, he can use the wall to keep companies from moving jobs out of the country, win-win!

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

Richard M. Nixon ‏@dick_nixon 6m6 minutes ago

You're concerned. I understand that. But I've beaten worse than this.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

must be at least 30 or 40 minutes to go, wonder if the arena will empty out at all?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

So far 0 policy proposals

frogbs, Friday, 22 July 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

AMERICA FIRST

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

Cubs second

Neanderthal, Friday, 22 July 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

"we will walk away if we don't get that kind of deal" = we'll ask for a new deal and then keep the current ones after we get laughed out of the room

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

sooooo angry

he should def be banned from owning firearms imo

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

Eugh

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

i turned the TV on for literally six seconds and heard two lies coming out of this guy's mouth. impressive!

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link

i hope someone sneaks up behind him and cuts his scalp off.

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link

what i find most mind-numbing about this little shpiel is the relentless hyperbole. everything is the most disastrous, the worst ever, the most massive, and i mean massive, the most horrible murders, or on the flip side the best, the greatest, never again, etc etc etc etc.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link

apparently this is just his stump speech but with sentences and a weirdly even apocalyptic tone and no jokes

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

and when the FBI stats show violent crime is on the decline for the last few decades, Trump's adviser merely says since the FBI didn't prosecute Hillary, their stats can't be trusted. which happened earlier.

Neanderthal, Friday, 22 July 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link

restore safety! support the NRA!

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

Anyone else hear the Jill Lepore interview on NPR this afternoon where the apocalyptic RNC speeches were making her downright giddy with their ridiculousness and over the top-ness?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 July 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

I don't know why this is cracking me up but it is. Is this seriously winning over anyone?

frogbs, Friday, 22 July 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

GUNS FOR EVERYONE!

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

lol "not so sure I deserve" support from evangelicals, Trump OTM

based stress reduction (crüt), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link

OK that joek was kinda welcome

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link

like a pony in a pile of dog shit

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link

America is back! Bigger and deffer than ever before!

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

Tougher than leather!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 July 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

It's because of my father that I have these piles of money!

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

lol did the crowd actually cheer at the prospect of a government-funded stimulus?

Neanderthal, Friday, 22 July 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

my mother was the flintiest card sharp of them all!

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

"I love defeating these people! Love it, love it."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

his one joke in 90 minutes was at the expense of religion?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link

trump said he loves defeating ilxors

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link

it was kind of self-deprecating because even he can't claim to deserve the support of religious people with a straight face

XP

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

oh my fucking god this is boring

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

We will make America sexy again!

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

hope trump also goes after eisenhower, he had a pretty stark three-word loyalty pledge too. printed on buttons and everything. Sad!

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

Paul Kossoff is rolling in his grave rn.

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

jesus that kid looks like a murderer

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link

the way he talks is like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHvTVL6lwFk

nomar, Friday, 22 July 2016 03:36 (seven years ago) link

why does g.e. smith keep choosing one-night stand groupie anthems to play? the boss is on his third wife

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link

David Brooks just said "next week Hillary Clinton is going to drive a truck through this"

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:39 (seven years ago) link

omigod 'You Can't Always Get What You Want' on again

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

Ha "You Can't Always Get What You Want" now xpost

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

Needs some Eagles...

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

"Last Worthless Evening" would be nice

Neanderthal, Friday, 22 July 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

Take It Easy

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

semi charmed life

nomar, Friday, 22 July 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

"Last Worthless Evening" would be nice

― Neanderthal,

"Wasted Time" imo

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link

"Better In The USA"

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link

what would Don 'n' Ghost of Glenn say?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

oh my fucking god this is boring

AT LAST

LOCK ELECTION

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link

"On The Border"

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:45 (seven years ago) link

DON: I can't believe this shit.

GHOST GLENN: An arena going crazy over the claptrap of a windbag in a bad toupee named Don? Who'd a think it?

DON: Well, yeah.

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 July 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link

CNN FITE

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 22 July 2016 04:02 (seven years ago) link

Yeah this CNN panel has reached a breaking point

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 22 July 2016 04:03 (seven years ago) link

Van Jones at his best right now

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 22 July 2016 04:08 (seven years ago) link

Usually find Ana Navarro really corny, but she's good tonight.

clemenza, Friday, 22 July 2016 04:12 (seven years ago) link

First Trump commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swyFqRB3dxY

clemenza, Friday, 22 July 2016 04:18 (seven years ago) link

Why are both the candidates this year over a million years old?

Treeship, Friday, 22 July 2016 04:39 (seven years ago) link

aging population, also old is in right now

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 22 July 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link

When the CW consensus 'next Obama' is Marco Rubio, then it makes good sense to look at 'oldster Obama' instead.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 22 July 2016 04:53 (seven years ago) link

David Brooks just said "next week Hillary Clinton is going to drive a truck through this"

Too soon.

schwantz, Friday, 22 July 2016 05:44 (seven years ago) link

there's no such thing as bad taste at the end of the world

Treeship, Friday, 22 July 2016 05:45 (seven years ago) link

did no one involved think to have g.e. smith play the SNL closing theme over trump's speech?

it's like nobody has any imagination anymore

it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Friday, 22 July 2016 06:01 (seven years ago) link

the music has been like twilight zone shit

Treeship, Friday, 22 July 2016 06:03 (seven years ago) link

watching the ivanka into now. i wonder if she/anyone actually believes that trump would be a competent president

Treeship, Friday, 22 July 2016 06:08 (seven years ago) link

Give her a break--She used to live in his nuts!

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 July 2016 06:22 (seven years ago) link

it's more a general point. like, ppl cheering for him or voting for him... they know this is a joke, right?

Treeship, Friday, 22 July 2016 06:29 (seven years ago) link

i understand voting for him as an expression of disdain for "the establishment" or as a kind of profane gesture but i don't understand thinking he will improve anything

Treeship, Friday, 22 July 2016 06:36 (seven years ago) link

"thinking"

Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony said (contenderizer), Friday, 22 July 2016 08:26 (seven years ago) link

Why are both the candidates this year over a million years old?

Scooping up a billion dollars takes time.

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 July 2016 11:11 (seven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/donald-trump-threatens-the-ghostwriter-of-the-art-of-the-deal

In which our thin-skinned hero, Donald Trump, takes time out of the middle of the RNC convention to have his lawyers threaten the trash-talking ghostwriter of his book.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 July 2016 12:14 (seven years ago) link

@ByronTau
Final tally of RNC arrests: 24, per the police.

For context:
St. Paul in 2008 saw 700+ arrests
NYC in 2004 saw 1,800+

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 July 2016 13:25 (seven years ago) link

that's a good thing

based stress reduction (crüt), Friday, 22 July 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link

he thanked the police last night!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link

proof Bloomberg was a great fascist

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 July 2016 13:34 (seven years ago) link

the best!

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 22 July 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link

the kind liberals cheerfully voted for -- some 3x

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 July 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

but I thought things were worse than they've ever been???

frogbs, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

per capita

1 arrest per 4750 NYCers

1 arrest per 4303 Minneapolitan/St. Paulites

1 arrest per 16534 Clevelanders

El Tomboto, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

yes, all things, my god yr intellec powers astound me frogbs you just keep winning

xp

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

glad the clown show stayed inside the arena.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

if anyone has an hour to kill, go rewatch W's acceptance speech in 2000. compare to any portion of what we got last night.

frogbs, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

morbs pretty sure frogs was referencing the apocalyptic tone from trump's speech there. geez

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

Remember when we all thought W was so bad; simpler times

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link

And after Donald Trump’s somewhat more polished performance Thursday night, even Democrats who had been pushing for a flashier choice like Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren or New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker were sobered by the challenging four months ahead. “After last night, she needs to make the safest choice possible,” said a former senior White House aide.

good Christ

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/clinton-vp-pick-tim-kaine-226013#ixzz4F9Ahnigg

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

yeah, carne, i got it. no harm no foul

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

Remember when we all thought W was so bad; simpler times

now that dems are voting for his policies again the cognitive dissonance must be terrifying

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

Kaine sucks but I'm relieved it isn't Vilsack

based stress reduction (crüt), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

I'll be surprised if Chuck Todd turns out to be right

El Tomboto, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

now that dems are voting for his policies again the cognitive dissonance must be terrifying

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, July 22, 2016 10:20 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol this is... untrue

lag∞n, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

i guess if Trump had been "unpolished" it mighta been Franken!

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

but this is encouraging - Richmond Times-Dispatch, reposted by Reason (http://www.richmond.com/opinion/our-opinion/bart-hinkle/article_16adc43f-8fca-5ca5-b727-4c8dcadbd273.html)

But the public should not be seduced by efforts to put Kaine in the center of the political spectrum when he is so far from it. Think of it this way: Suppose Kaine had a mirror image in the GOP—a Republican former head of the RNC who repeatedly tried to cut taxes, who sought to restrict abortion, who got high marks from the NRA and low marks from environmentalists, who wanted to cut social programs, who supported privatizing Social Security, and who was, in all visible respects, a down-the-line soldier for the political right.

Would the press term such a politician—no matter how genial and friendly—a "cautious centrist" and a "pragmatist"? Or would he be labeled an "arch-conservative" and an "ideologue"?

Exactly.

El Tomboto, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

i'm voting for clinton because i want harriet miers on the supreme court!

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

Remember when we all thought W was so bad; simpler times

Indeed, I remember when we thought his father was bad.

Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

i still think theyre bad :)

lag∞n, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

mp’s somewhat more polished performance Thursday night, even Democrats who had been pushing for a flashier choice like Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren or New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker were sobered by the challenging four months ahead. “After last night, she needs to make the safest choice possible,” said a former senior White House aide.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/clinton-vp-pick-tim-kaine-226013#ixzz4F9ISD2m0
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Treeship, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

Richard M. Nixon ‏@dick_nixon 4h4 hours ago
'68 brought people in. Trump locked the door and threw away the key. If you can't see the difference, the hell with you.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

Trump's speech was sort of not the worst -- ok -- but it was in the midst of a circuslike convention

Treeship, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

Trump's speech was the worst because his was the only one promised to show the potential to pivot in time for the general. It didn't, he didn't, he can't.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

only trump brand stats will give you the luxury info you crave

lag∞n, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

here's a thread

http://ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=40

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 22 July 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

oh fuck lol

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 22 July 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link


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