I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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still, somehow

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 12 September 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link

TY

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 12 September 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

No

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Monday, 12 September 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

y'all don't know what bottoms are

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 September 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

Hey, FUCK YOU.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 12 September 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link

it's hardening's illusions I recall

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 12 September 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link

Oh, sorry...got caught up in the moment there

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 12 September 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/trump-adviser-son-post-image-trump-s-deplorables-featuring-white-n646431

Prominently featured over Trump's right shoulder: popular white nationalist symbol, Pepe the Frog.

"Pepe the Frog is a huge favorite white supremacist meme," Heidi Beirich of the Southern Poverty Law Center told NBC News of the meme.

While Pepe the Frog may not be a household name, the meme is known to members of the alt-right on the internet.

"It's constantly used in those circles," Beirich said. "The white nationalists are gonna love this because they're gonna feel like 'yeah we're in there with Trump, there's Pepe the Frog.'"

Treeship, Monday, 12 September 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

that is a weird reading of pepe the frog

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 12 September 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

It's not really usable as a campaign issue, because no Democrat will be able to say the words "Pepe the Frog" without breaking into hysterical laughter.

clemenza, Monday, 12 September 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ASRlzeLg0U

Here is how Trump responded to the question: “You have one of the landmark buildings down in the financial district, 40 Wall Street. Did you have any damage? What’s happening down there?”

“40 Wall Street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan, and it was actually, before the World Trade Center, was the tallest. And then, when they built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second-tallest. And now it’s the tallest.”

Treeship, Monday, 12 September 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

none of this even seems real

Treeship, Monday, 12 September 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

http://igcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/11430328_998558706845369_1530897226_n.jpg

when reached for comment, paul ryan choked back tears and said "feels bad man"

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 12 September 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

I feel bad for Matt Furie re: Pepe

Dan I., Monday, 12 September 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

xps holy shit that audio is massively fucking offensive

flappy bird, Monday, 12 September 2016 06:37 (seven years ago) link

i don't understand how that audio just surfaced yesterday but whatever. it just reaffirms what we already know -- he is a frightening narcissist

Treeship, Monday, 12 September 2016 10:41 (seven years ago) link

the thread title this election deserves

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 10:55 (seven years ago) link

i'd prefer "the economy collapsed eight years ago and look at americans kiss rich ass"

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 12 September 2016 12:37 (seven years ago) link

How about: "Seriously, America? Fuck you."

Evan, Monday, 12 September 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

dorkfish?

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

xps yeah how did that audio just get discovered? not that it matters

#HillarysBodyDouble is trending on Twitter

flappy bird, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

lol i was just coming here with this

https://twitter.com/lyz_estrada/status/775138350030139392

how are these people so crazy. why does HRC make people crazy. what is it about her. it's misogyny but not just that. the shit other woman politicians get is not like this.

goole, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

it's a 90s thing you should be glad you don't understand

re other women politicians : if they had as much power as HRC, they'd get shit like her too

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 12 September 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

Superpredators 4 Hillary

I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 12 September 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

So this is still a thing: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57d66670e4b0273330ac45d0

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 12 September 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

Of course it is. Dead-enders carry the label for a reason.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 12 September 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

it's called "filling column inches"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

(but really, what an awesome candidate HRC has proven to be just since July! great job, Dems!)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

the shit other woman politicians get is not like this.

Every Democrat who has run for President since Clinton has received this sort of conspiracy treatment.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 September 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

yep. Swift Boat Veterans!

flappy bird, Monday, 12 September 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

saw this making the rounds

http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-blackface-photo/

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

awesome, doesn't look even a little bit like Bill. that rodeo pic is p funny tho

flappy bird, Monday, 12 September 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, anyone who bought that just reeeeally wanted to.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 12 September 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

yet her opponent has actually said verifiably racist shit over and over and is facing a real-life rape trial. hmm

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 September 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

Every Democrat who has run for President since Clinton has received this sort of conspiracy treatment.

yeah this treatment works! it sells books, gets the base rabid, helps undermine the candidate regardless of how ridiculous it is. there's no reason for them to stop.

iatee, Monday, 12 September 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

are there identifiable masterminds? i want to read a like 8000 word NYRB piece about the consistent names behind the ginned up conspiracies, how the PACs connect, whodunit basically. it's too consistent to be random.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 September 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

it's not really a mystery is it?

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

Related to that HuffPo-piece, saw a depressing 538-piece today. Clinton is down with millennial, the group also fueling Bernie Sanders. But the votes hasn't gone to Jill Stein, as the HuffPo says, but twice as many has gone to Gary Johnson. Which is massively depressing.

Frederik B, Monday, 12 September 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

what is...aleppo?

flappy bird, Monday, 12 September 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

everybody calm down, no major voting blocs are moving, Trump has just managed to avoid total faceplants for a couple weeks.

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

Oh, I don't think Clinton will lose. I just still find the poll numbers for Johnson depressing.

Frederik B, Monday, 12 September 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

if Hillary is forced to step aside, I wouldn't mind Tim Kaine as POTUS. i think he would have a much better chance against Trump even this late in the game: no baggage, he comes off well in interviews, slightly more conservative than Hillary...

flappy bird, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

According to Heavy.com, there’s still a chance for Bernie Sanders to become nominee if Clinton drops out

Mordy, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

saw this making the rounds

http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-blackface-photo/

― Οὖτις, Monday, September 12, 2016 6:18 PM (forty-one minutes ago)

cracking up at that snopes article's painstaking, methodical comparisons of the blackface pic with old photos of Bill and Hillary to establish that no, those two completely dissimilar looking ppl are not in fact the Clintons

soref, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

it's kind of weird how that guy does look like a young version of 2016 Bill Clinton, but doesn't actually look like Bill Clinton did when he was young.

soref, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

Kaine wouldn't be the nominee should HRC drop out; he would, though, remain vice presidential nominee no matter whom the DNC would select.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 September 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

hate this election so much tbh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 12 September 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

And Clinton ain't dropping out

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 September 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

are there identifiable masterminds? i want to read a like 8000 word NYRB piece about the consistent names behind the ginned up conspiracies, how the PACs connect, whodunit basically. it's too consistent to be random

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2008/06/02/the-dirty-trickster

otm in the rain (Eazy), Monday, 12 September 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

lol at the dropping out talk - these conspiro agitators are pretty effective huh

xpost YES thank you

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 September 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

if anything, i'd rather see her chill out for a week and bounce back and say "yeah i get sick, i'm human."

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 12 September 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

guys, it was one sodding columnist i've never heard of

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

Several of Trump's advisers must be taking turns sitting on his head, keeping him from tweeting.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 September 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

Sounds like something Ailes could have suggested.

Evan, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

hate this election so much tbh

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, September 12, 2016 2:20 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea it is awful

marcos, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

the trump/pence campaign makes me long for the measured civility and intelligence of the mccain/palin campaign.

nomar, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

it does absolutely leave one afeared for 2020

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

The Washington Post has just discovered that the Trump Foundation hid the illegal contribution to Pam Bondi as a fake gift to a different charity. How the hell can news talk about anything but this?

Frederik B, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

i'm not looking forward to an HRC presidency and i hope to god she gets elected

goole, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

xpost Because Shrillary is in the midst of setting up hundreds of illegal servers in Bingazoo while she's dying of advanced leprosy, is why.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

It has been known for about two weeks iirc - the new news is that they have found four other donations to charities who say they never received the money.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

@tinyrevolution
I assumed the GOP would impeach Clinton the second she took office, but National Review says that's waiting too long

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/439715/impeach-hillary-clinton-congress-has-power-do-it

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

yeah it's amazing, if the Clinton Foundation had 5% of the shadiness going on that the Trump foundation does, that would be the end of her campaign. Trump is literally using his charity money to buy Tim Tebow footballs and giant portraits of himself and nobody seems to care.

frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

Every Democrat who has run for President since Clinton has received this sort of conspiracy treatment.

Right, but Hillary Clinton has been Hillary Clinton all that time - she's been the target of a lot of attempts to damage Bill Clinton (who is probably not the default "Clinton running for president" at this stage?) and there's been a long campaign to paint her as someone the facts about whom are unreliable - she can make inconveniences disappear, either through poli-tical powersss, or just getting some guys to kill you and frame it as a suicide. So if the facts are unreliable you may as well dig in the dark places of your soul to determine what you believe about her, right?

There's also an aspect where she's been fairly clear from very early on that she had no fucking time at all for the wifey aspects of being the First Lady.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

Again, news that Trump's "charitable foundation" is a corrupt sham is totally "dog bites man" territory. Jay Rosen's "cult of savviness" idea is useful to understanding why only one guy at the WaPo cares about the Trump Is A Corrupt Scuzbag storyline (and also understanding perhaps why the NYT's Public Editor thought it was even remotely appropriate to suggest that because WaPo is writing about Trump, that means if the NYT were to stop talking about Clinton's shadowy clouds, it would be "false balance" - lolwtfnyt)

Whereas I think that the real — and undeclared — ideology of American journalism is savviness, which is what made the press so vulnerable to the likes of Karl Rove.

Savviness! Deep down, that’s what reporters want to believe in and actually do believe in — their own savviness and the savviness of certain others (including master operators like Karl Rove.) In politics, they believe, it’s better to be savvy than it is to be honest or correct on the facts. It’s better to be savvy than it is to be just, good, fair, decent, strictly lawful, civilized, sincere or humane.

Savviness is what journalists admire in others. Savvy is what they themselves dearly wish to be. (And to be unsavvy is far worse than being wrong.) Savviness — that quality of being shrewd, practical, well-informed, perceptive, ironic, “with it,” and unsentimental in all things political — is, in a sense, their professional religion. They make a cult of it.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

It Trump even savvy though? You can make the argument that a lot of sharp operators in the upper echelons of American capital are, but the interesting thing about Trump is how inept his cockamamie scams are and how often he's caught. He has hundreds of millions, if not billions, in the bank and still gets caught scamming charities for $20k portraits of himself.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

when Hillary gave that long speech directly tying Trump and his associates to white supremacists and lunatic conspiracy theorists and Trump responded with "oh yeah? well I think she's a BIGOT" and the media reported on it as "BOTH CANDIDATES TRADING JABS TODAY!!", that's when I knew the media was actively trying to throw this to Trump

frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

xp Though i guess there's less journalistic capital in pointing out the obvious.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

btw now is a good time to point out that 41% of Trump supporters wanted to bomb the fictional country from Aladdin

frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

Right, it's not about Trump's savviness or lack thereof. It's that by treating Trump's incompetent corruption as material worth writing about you are illustrating un-savviness, because come on who cares that's not news.

And of course for the NYT in particular the most savvy position possible in all political reporting is always that the rest of America hates us, we're wrong, and we deserve it. The NYT loves to be told how disconnected they are from real American life and how real Americans think. It's confirmation bias all the way.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

NYT secretly wants nothing more than a good hard spanking from Joe the Plumber.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

Can't say I empathize about media "unfairness" to Clinton, i.e. the same candidate that they catapulted into the democratic nomination while nearly ignoring her rival. The reality is that the Clinton Foundation deserves more scrutiny than "a charity" because it is not just "a charity," but a charity tied to an ex-President and, for several years, a sitting Secretary of State expected to run for president. So even if the "corruption" at play ultimately turns out to be minor at best, the reason for concern is much greater.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

The "corruption" at play has been examined in exhausting detail by the AP and the NYT and it... doesn't exist

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

His willingness to blatantly and shamelessly lie about basically every single thing that's happened in his life has got to be a big part of it too, I've never seen anything like it. To me the most alarming part of that old John Oliver bit was the clips of Trump claiming that he'd been asked to appear on LWT even though nobody from the show ever contacted him and the show doesn't really feature guests - to me it's clear that Trump has never seen Last Week Tonight nor has any idea who John Oliver is but has no problem immediately pegging him as another sad person who just wants a piece of Trump. I talk to people about this and they usually say, "so what, all politicians lie" and it's like, no, this is like if one of 'em told you "the moon is made out of cheese, I know because I've been there". And of course the media is too afraid of getting blacklisted or being accused of bias that they just let it all pass. And we're 2 months away. Fuck this election forever.

frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

The selling of access with the Clintons pretty much hides in plain sight. There is no clear "corruption" in the sense of quid pro quos, there's just a modus operandi.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

yeah i can't believe the clintons helped poor people

a (waterface), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

yeah they sure helped a lot of poor people in Haiti

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

Can't say I empathize about media "unfairness" to Clinton, i.e. the same candidate that they catapulted into the democratic nomination while nearly ignoring her rival.

Hillary's been in the public sphere for three decades while Bernie was basically an unknown who wasn't even a Democrat until very recently, so I don't know what you expected. Besides they spent half their time talking about her email server and Benghazi so it's not like it was very favorable coverage. The problem here is that Trump is routinely getting away with things that Hillary would be raked over the coals for - this email thing is being treated like an unforgivable sin by a large part of the electorate because the media treats it as such, while repeated corruption and scams by Trump are given barely any coverage at all. It's infuriating.

frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

yeah they sure helped a lot of poor people in Haiti

The U.S. Agency for International Development supported the commission’s efforts, and Hillary Clinton led the U.S. response in Haiti as secretary of state. The Clinton Foundation raised more than $30 million for Haiti relief projects.

But there is no evidence that Hillary Clinton, through the Clinton Foundation, raised “hundreds of millions of dollars” for a hospital that was never built. We consulted groups that have been critical of recovery delays in Haiti, but they could not point to a specific Clinton Foundation-funded hospital project, either.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2016/06/13/did-the-clinton-foundation-raise-hundreds-of-millions-of-dollars-for-a-hospital-in-haiti-that-was-never-built/

a (waterface), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

yeah i can't believe the clintons helped poor people

lol v clearly their priority in abolishing AFDC

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

versus Trump, who uses charitable donations to buy portraits of himself

a (waterface), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

And the big scandal in the AP story was Clinton meeting with the guy who got a Nobel prize for doing micro loans to poor people.

Frederik B, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

thread restart was an attempt to stop it and kudos for the intention but we are slowly becoming the election

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

and the election is contentious

a (waterface), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

The real election would have 40% of thread participants huffing paint thinner

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link

I'm doing my part, but few have the courage to join me

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

@joanwalsh
Why doesn't media dog Trump Foundation like they dog Clinton Foundation?

@DougHenwood
Does the Trump foundation raise hundreds of millions from Boeing and Saudi Arabia?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Creepy-Condescending-Wonka.jpg

nomar, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link

thread restart was an attempt to stop it and kudos for the intention but we are slowly becoming the election

― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, September 12, 2016 10:06 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Slowly" lol. The US politics threads have reflected the election and the dire state of America for over a year now. A heartfelt "Good look USA" doesn't even cut it any more.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

Too soon!

xp

nickn, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

fine, spit on Wonka's grave with yr non sequitur, nomar

‏@tinyrevolution
The funniest thing about Trump's endless grifts is that they're so consistently smarmy and smalltime

In a few cases, Trump seemed to solicit donations only to immediately give them away. But his foundation has also received a handful of bigger donations — including $5 million from professional-wrestling executives Vince and Linda McMahon — that Trump handed out a little at a time.....

But in many other cases, his biggest donors have not wanted to say why they gave their own money, when Trump was giving none of his.

“I don’t have time for this. Thank you,” said Richard Ebers, a ticket broker in New York City who has given the Trump Foundation $1.9 million since 2011.

“No. No. No. I’m not going to comment on anything. I’m not answering any of your questions,” said John Stark, the chief executive of a carpet company that has donated $64,000 over the years.

Vince and Linda McMahon declined to comment.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/how-donald-trump-retooled-his-charity-to-spend-other-peoples-money/2016/09/10/da8cce64-75df-11e6-8149-b8d05321db62_story.html?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, because clearly Trump has never raised money from suspicious people. I bet Doug Henwood is all up in arms about the ties to Russian investments, right?

Frederik B, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

Is it too soon to point out that two separate ILXors are both running around with "cumstaun" as their display name

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

There's literally no area where Trump isn't massively worse than Clinton. None. You think she's too secretive? He won't even release tax records. You think she endangered national security? He called on Russia to hack her email. And so on and so on and so on. Not that Clinton is any good. But come on!

Frederik B, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

The inside story of Clinton's sick day

headline at politico right now

goole, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

did she go to Wrigly Field and jump on a float during the Von Steuben Day parade?

evol j, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, because clearly Trump has never raised money from suspicious people. I bet Doug Henwood is all up in arms about the ties to Russian investments, right?

― Frederik B, Monday, September 12, 2016 3:20 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Do liberals like you every jack off to anything besides "hypocrisy"? There's better porn out there.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

The fact that Trump is worse than Clinton is mind-numbingly obvious. Do you have any politics beyond "Trump is worse than Clinton"?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

does anyone have any trump porn

a (waterface), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

in F's defense, it's the only politics Clinton has.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

TBF this is the election thread, I'm just starting to lose my shit after more than a year of the trump-is-hitler/everything-bad-about-Clinton-is-false dichotomy. I get that people sincerely don't want Trump to win, and I don't either, but Hillary is almost certainly going to win, so stop hyperventilating. And when she does there will be some new excuse about why now's not the time for criticism. It was already "not the time" when she didn't even have the nomination locked up, because it was too risky to even give another candidate a run at the virtually unelectable Trump.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

"She was unwell omg!"
"They say it's pneumonia but obv that can't be right"
"Hey Hillary how are you today?"
"I'm great!"
"Hmm... Great eh? A person recovering from pneumonia wouldn't be feeling GREAT the day after. Lies! What is she hiding?"
"She must be deathly sick"
"Oh I'm sure."
"No she's not deathly sick you fools, she's fit to run for PERSIDETN! Fittest and more open about her medical recs EVER,"

How do you all not get tired from this? I can see the shit show US media making this the most important thing happening on earth right now, but ilx? It's not like she fucked a dead pig now is it?

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link

lobster, pig what's the difference

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

Fair.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

I have no idea what fucking a Bill Clinton is like

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

Can I be the first to say that man alive is a sexist pos?

;)

schwantz, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

First of, 90% of the shit that is dumped on Hillary is untrue - though she's still bad. Secondly, Trump really is Hitler. As in literally. They are the same person.

Frederik B, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

in F's defense, it's the only politics Clinton has.

she seems to give policy speeches a lot that routinely get ignored. talking about Trump is the only way she can get any visibility. sorry just the way it works

frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

"Secondly, Trump really is Hitler. As in literally. They are the same person."

Iago Galdston, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

I guess they really DID save Hitler's brain

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

Ok guys its ten pm here imma say we can get this one locked by midnight

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link

Can I be the first to say that man alive is a sexist pos?

;)

― schwantz, Monday, September 12, 2016 3:56 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You can say whatever you want, but I literally have no idea which of my post(s) this would have been in response to?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

think schwantz was making a sarcastic frederik reference there

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

Trump really is Hitler. As in literally. They are the same person.

― Frederik B, Monday, September 12, 2016 10:56 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

QED. This is the level of "debate"? As in literally?

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 12 September 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

Manalivesplainig

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

man alive, I was responding to a tweet Morbs posted that seemed to say the Clinton foundation was worse than the Trump foundation.

Frederik B, Monday, 12 September 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orar-V3y5Sk

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 12 September 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

Sorry man alive - I was referencing what happened in the last thread before we locked it and moved on... Bad joke. I totally agree with you.

schwantz, Monday, 12 September 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

"Clinton is down with millennial, the group also fueling Bernie Sanders. But the votes hasn't gone to Jill Stein, as the HuffPo says, but twice as many has gone to Gary Johnson."

Millennials don't know what Aleppo is either

akm, Monday, 12 September 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

Oh man, punked. I just spent la few minutes sincerely wondering whether I had said something horrible in the midst of my rage spiral.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

Ok guys its ten pm here imma say we can get this one locked by midnight

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Monday, September 12, 2016 5:01 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^

marcos, Monday, 12 September 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

"Clinton is down with millennial, the group also fueling Bernie Sanders. But the votes hasn't gone to Jill Stein, as the HuffPo says, but twice as many has gone to Gary Johnson."

Millennials don't know what Aleppo is either

― akm, Monday, September 12, 2016 4:09 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://theintercept.com/2016/09/08/what-aleppo-is-and-is-not/

As remarkable as that moment was, it was quickly followed by reports on Johnson’s cluelessness that included basic errors about who was fighting in the city and why the tragedy there matters to the rest of the world.

Taken together, those error-strewn reports suggest that American journalists and pundits have become so completely focused on the horse-race aspect of electoral politics that they are paying almost no attention to the biggest foreign policy crisis that will face the next president.

The tone was set by Christopher Hill, a former United States ambassador to Iraq who is now the dean of international studies at the University of Denver.

Asked by MSNBC for his response, Hill wrongly identified Aleppo as “the capital of ISIS,” apparently confusing it with Raqqa, another city in northern Syria that is held by Islamic State militants. Hill’s error baffled Jenan Moussa, who has reported on the war in Syria for Dubai’s Al Aan TV.

To make matters worse, Hill went on to complain that while there are a lot of “inside baseball” terms familiar to foreign policy experts like himself that he would not expect many people to know, it was remarkable for Johnson to draw a blank on a city that has been “very much in the news, especially in the last two days, but for the last two years.”

The Washington bureau of the New York Times then added to the confusion by rushing to publish a report on the reaction to Johnson’s ignorance that echoed Hill’s error by calling Aleppo “the de facto capital of the Islamic State.”

When that obvious mistake was spotted by readers — and, no doubt, the newspaper’s own foreign correspondents — the Times report was first edited to insert a new but still incorrect description of Aleppo as “the Syrian city that is a stronghold of the Islamic State.” That description was later removed, and a correction appended, but the article still includes a mistaken summary of Barnicle’s explanation to Johnson of why Aleppo matters.

Barnicle told Johnson that Aleppo is “the epicenter of the refugee crisis,” which is correct, since fighting in what was before the war the most heavily populated region of Syria, and its economic heartland, has driven millions of Syrians to seek refuge in neighboring countries and Europe. Barnicle did not, as the Times reports, ask Johnson “how, as president, he would address the refugee crisis in the war-torn Syrian city.”

Rather than deal with the question of how, exactly, the United States might help to bring this conflict to an end — which it has fueled by supporting rebel groups allied with al Qaeda’s proxy — political reporters covered Johnson’s blank stare as a process story, asking how his gaffe might affect his chances of getting into the upcoming presidential debates.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

Here's that original quote from Jay Rosen about savviness:

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/60411

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

And related to something he wrote four years ago that shockingly comes up again and again:

http://pressthink.org/2012/08/everything-thats-wrong-with-political-journalism-in-one-washington-post-item/

One camp, represented for the moment by Aaron Blake of The Fix, has drifted into a state of low grade nihilism in which complaining about truth, accuracy, fairness and missing context is beside the point because those very complaints have become another way of doing politics. Both sides pretend to get all worked up about it. Both sides rely on misleading claims when it’s convenient for them. Observing this, a smart reporter like Blake can’t fall for any of it. He stands between warring camps, reminding each side that they too are sinners. Here, “both sides” is a kind of magic phrase, putting partisans in their place and clearing the ground for the journalist to come in and settle matters.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

lol Pence refusing to call David Duke "deplorable"

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

so brave of him

serge thoroughgoods (will), Monday, 12 September 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

i wonder if in his wildest dreams Duke ever thought 2016 would be his year to shine

serge thoroughgoods (will), Monday, 12 September 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

does anyone have any trump porn

I think we've been watching it for months, live.

A person recovering from pneumonia wouldn't be feeling GREAT the day after.

The funny thing is, a person recovering from pneumonia might very well feel great the next day. When I had it they gave me this magic horse pill antibiotic and it worked like gangbusters. Like felt better in a day or two. If you don't start feeling better, then that's when you worry.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 September 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

Chait wrote a worthwhile thing, laughing at the NYT public editor dismissing "false equivalence"

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/09/times-writes-disastrous-defense-of-false-equivalence.html

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 12 September 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

odd thing, i can't seem to find a lot of footage from within a trump rally shot from the crowd. do they not allow filming that much? basically everything i find is via a media source of some kind and is generally just a reposted version of the official feed

global tetrahedron, Monday, 12 September 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

trump going all in on this "deplorables" stuff. doesn't seem like a winner to me.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 12 September 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

Well, it might not win the election, but Trump is a massive racist/sexist himself, so of course he's all in on respect for the deplorables.

Frederik B, Monday, 12 September 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link

xpost
not a winner for the election, but highlighting it does position him to be king of the disaffected afterward. not only did hillary defeat trump, but she also insulted them along the way. tune into trumptv for more

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 12 September 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

It's really weird that everyone just agrees Hillary was bad for insulting 'millions' of Americans. So there's, like, less than a million racists? That's 0,3% of the population. There's no fucking country with less than 0,3% racists.

Frederik B, Monday, 12 September 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link

xpost to self, i should say CONTINUE to be king of the disaffected after the election. that's already his thing. so might as well play it up before he actually loses

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 12 September 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link

It's really weird that everyone just agrees Hillary was bad for insulting 'millions' of Americans. So there's, like, less than a million racists? That's 0,3% of the population. There's no fucking country with less than 0,3% racists.

― Frederik B, Monday, September 12, 2016 11:52 PM (three minutes ago)

"everyone just agrees" except for all the ppl who pointed out that she was right?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 12 September 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

Well, in the media. And it's not to defend Clinton. It's fucked up depressing racism is still tabu, after Trump based his entire campaign on it.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:09 (seven years ago) link

How is Trump racist? I never heard a compelling argument.

("Illegal immigrant" isn't a race, btw)

punksishippies, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link

you're right, we've generalized.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:19 (seven years ago) link

NEW YORK — When a black woman asked to rent an apartment in a Brooklyn complex managed by Donald Trump’s real estate company, she said she was told that nothing was available. A short time later, a white woman who made the same request was invited to choose between two available apartments.

The two would-be renters on that July 1972 day were actually undercover “testers” for a ­government-sanctioned investigation to determine whether Trump Management Inc. discriminated against minorities seeking housing at properties across Brooklyn and Queens.

Federal investigators also gathered evidence. Trump employees had secretly marked the applications of minorities with codes, such as “No. 9” and “C” for “colored,” according to government interview accounts filed in federal court. The employees allegedly directed blacks and Puerto Ricans away from buildings with mostly white tenants, and steered them toward properties that had many minorities, the government filings alleged.

In October 1973, the Justice Department filed a civil rights case that accused the Trump firm, whose complexes contained 14,000 apartments, of violating the Fair Housing Act of 1968.

but maybe blacks and puerto ricans are also not races

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link

He also said he didn't want "black guys" counting his money but wanted "Jews in little hats."

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link

The only way to not know all this is to either a) have read nothing since last April or b) be pretending not to for reasons of one's own.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

He's been punished for housing discrimination against african-americans, he called mexicans rapists, he said a mexican judge couldn't be impartial, he wants to ban muslims from entering the us, he pushed the birther conspiracy, he attacked a muslim woman for being silenced by her husband, he took out an add portraying native americans as drug addicts, he called for the death penalty for the central park five, doubled down after they were relased, he refused to condemn david duke, he called for the bombing of the innocent families of terror suspects, he said that he hated having black accountants...

Frederik B, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

he wasn't even a Mexican judge!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

No, you're absolutely right! My bad.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

But OTOH he likes taco salad, so...

schwantz, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

in Trump's America "deplorable" will be a protected class

serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

his highlighting the deplorable stuff gins up the people who go to his rallies, which is about the extent of his strategic horizon, because he lives off endorphins and social shares.

but it's also amplifying a charge about him that is perhaps the single one most likely to give the "moderates"/"independents" who supposedly decide elections the vapors.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

love how the media is taking trump's bait and reporting on the pneumonia as if it is somehow revelatory of a "tranparency" problem on the part of clinton. great job.

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:05 (seven years ago) link

To be fair I don't think trump has said much about the pneumonia. I attribute that to strategic incompetence rather than decency.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

he laid the seeds by stoking all this health conspiracy stuff. if that wasn't in the air this wouldn't be seen as a scandal. it would be seen as a 68 year old with pneumonia having a hard time in the heat one day.

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

no one seriously cares how frail hillary is physically. she is obviously more than mentally tough enough to be president. this is all concern trolling nonsense.

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

reporting on the pneumonia as if it is somehow revelatory of a "tranparency" problem on the part of clinton.

uhhh David fucking Axelrod's twitter indicated he thought it was such a problem also

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

btw it was 80 degrees w/ low humidity here on Sunday morning

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

today not yesterday bro

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

it was hot yesterday. it was humid.

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

she was wearing a bulletproof vest under a navy suit.

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

also the NY Times has run several in-depth pieces on Trump's sordid history -- i've read a few -- so i don't quite get how they're in the tank for him.

not at 9:30a.m. xxp

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

if that wasn't in the air this wouldn't be seen as a scandal. it would be seen as a 68 year old with pneumonia having a hard time in the heat one day.

idk, Dole in 96 or McCain in 08 weren't much older than Clinton is now - if one of them had been filmed collapsing and then being bundled into a car, and then their campaign had to announce that they had been diagnosed with pneumonia a couple of days earlier it seems like that would have been a story? if not to the same extent as what we're getting now, maybe.

soref, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

lol ffs Bush temporarily gave control of the government to Cheney while he got a frigging colonoscopy and nobody cared. Reagan had several surgeries for fairly serious health problems -- not to mention getting shot -- and everyone handwaved it away.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

they're obviously not "in the tank" for our friend mr. donald trump but they're covering this as a "scandal" because that is the kind of narrative that draws clicks and comments xp

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

Clinton didn't think illness was 'going to be that big a deal'
Eric Bradner
By Eric Bradner, CNN
Updated 9:09 PM ET, Mon September 12, 2016

like, wtf is this headline.

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

do the ppl who think hillary's coughing "raises questions" about her ability to be president think FDR and JFK should've been disqualified from office b/c of their physical issues? or eisenhower, who had a heart attack in his first term?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

no. of course not.

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

eisenhower, who had a heart attack in his first term?

and a stroke!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

he also had surgery for chrons disease.

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

btw it was 80 degrees w/ low humidity here on Sunday morning

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius),

I forgot you're a 68-year-old woman in an iron vest with possible pneumonia campaigning for hours and shaking dirty hands.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

meanwhile Randy Quaid shows up outside new Trump DC hotel:

https://twitter.com/swin24/status/775502656932614144

by the light of the burning Citroën, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

@davidaxelrod
When the exact same problems crop up in separate campaigns, with different staff, at what point do the principals say, "Hey, maybe it's US?"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

btw for those who think, like K-Ham today, that she should've informed the world about her illness on Friday, how would the news have changed? The news over the weekend -- all weekend -- would have been, "What other illnesses is HRC hiding? She should release her medical records!"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

i forgot you're a boyband manager in an iron lung.

xxp

It's not the pneumonia, it's the coverup.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

it's the Questions Raised.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

If that racist Trump is elected, I swear I'll move to another white majority country like Canada or Sweden.

punksishippies, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

oof. the withering sarcasm cuts deep. good post.

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

Haha who is this guy

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

There are plenty of white people Trump and his supporters want to beat up/murder. Being white doesn't really exempt you from it.

larry appleton, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

some guy on the internet said he'd move to canada if trump was elected i guess trump isn't really racist

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

hillary covered up having pneumonia bc she's a sneaky terrible person and the moment she got the diagnosis she should've held a press conference bc we expect our politicians update us immediately on every medical development in their lives

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

i'm so glad ilx's collection of dumbasses is growing it really makes me feel like i'm experiencing all the wonders the american zeitgeist has to offer

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

I've had people say it's a quickening, actually

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

I just want to say fuck the media for empowering and normalizing this guy and his follower's hate-driven ideology. It may seem "lol", but it's not, people really are acting out on this stuff. God damn. I'm in Trump country now, suburban NJ only 5 miles outside of NYC, and it's the only place I've ever lived where I'v felt unsafe, and that includes Bed Stuy, Flatbush, Washington Heights, etc, where I was a minority. Being white majority really doesn't make you safe with these types. And I just look like a guy whose lived in NYC for the past decade. I'm getting the fuck out of here ASAP, and I'll do whatever it takes to help quash this shit.

larry appleton, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:46 (seven years ago) link

suburban new jersey is not trump country

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

there is one guy in princeton who sits outside starbucks everyday with a trump sign and everyone makes fun of him

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

yeah it's strange they called the deplorable comment a 'gaffe' because it was most definitely done on purpose for some very deliberate reasons:

1) it causes the media reporting on it to investigate "are they racists/homophobes/Islamophobes?" for which there is a ton of evidence
2) it makes the most vocal and horrible half of Trump's fans speak out and act offended, thereby making them more visible to the other half of Trump voters
3) it causes that half to try to "own" the nickname which is terrible optics, plus it creates confirmation bias whenever Trump supporters do something horrible
4) it gives the media an easy way to corner the campaign, as they did today with Pence. Pence either has to refuse to disavow the KKK, or admit that Hillary was kinda right

if I were opposite-day Scott Adams I'd be jizzing myself right now

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

hillary's campaign should shine a light on r/thedonald

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

eisenhower smoked 4 packs a day!

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

r/thedonald makes me weep for humanity

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

Speaking of alt-right theories I'd prefer not to believe:
Facebook's current trending topics are Neil Peart, Vanilla Ice, Dancing with the Stars, and not...

otm in the rain (Eazy), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

or stuff like this

https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/775467362195738624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

suburban new jersey is not trump country

― Treeship, Monday, September 12, 2016 9:50 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah what the fuck, I'm trying to think of any NJ town near NYC that would be "Trump Country."

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

maybe certain parts of South or Western Jersey? Certainly nothing close to the city.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

vernon maybe

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

morristown area was pretty conservative too when i lived there tho that's starting to get further from the city

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

Where I'm now is a staunchly working class, blue collar town in Southern Bergen County. I see Trump decals, signs, and mailings pretty regularly. It was sold to me as a nice middle class area, and it does look nice, but it's really not what I expected. More my bad, but still. I'm getting back to NYC ASAP.

larry appleton, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link

Morristown is more like Jeb Bush or Rubio country I think?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

bergen county did go obama in 2012 - and looks like the south was more blue than the north. i assume this probably heavily depends on precisely what neighborhood you're in.

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

xp yes totally

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

i've started seeing lots more hillary signs in my supposedly contentious philly suburbs neighborhood + still no trump stuff. i guess wealthy educated ppl probably not going trump in big numbers.

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

I taught a class in Manville once, that was kinda white working class and I guess I could see that being Trump territory.

I'm guessing you might be talking about Carlstadt, a town I really don't know but which is apparently almost entirely white and doesn't have a super high median income.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:11 (seven years ago) link

xp isn't lack of a college degree a much bigger predictor of Trump support than income among whites? Thought I remembered hearing that stat.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

I used to go to Morristown for work and it seemed kind of like the idyllic moderate Republican suburb, cafes full of attractive and fit stay-home moms and their strollers, well-kept victorian homes, etc., like if you took an idyllic liberal suburb and just turned the dial one notch right of center. I remember there being an actual omaha steaks brick-and-mortar, which I thought was funny.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

The area I'm in had KKK activity up until the 90s, so maybe they did vote for Obama. Recently I saw a truck driving by with neo Nazi decals on it. It's nothing like towns like Morristown, Mendham, or Chester, which I'm a lot more familiar with. I'm just saying, the last thing I want is these guys having more power.

larry appleton, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

Dude at my work had this one up in his cube!
http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.199828977.1928/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u4.jpg

schwantz, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:45 (seven years ago) link

On one level that's hilarious, but on another level it is deeply unsettling.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:49 (seven years ago) link

the widest gyre, just tremendous

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

it recalls to mind: trumpflinchingawayfromrealbaldeagle.gif

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link

apologies for yesterday's eruption in the other thread. not an excuse, but I was drunk at the time and going through an emotional breakdown simultaneously and for some reason thought the internet was a good place to have it.

anyways...this Trump Foundation shit better get legs.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 04:13 (seven years ago) link

You don't know how weird shxx really is until you live in rural KY. I over hear some serious crazy accepted as just the way it is.

earlnash, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 04:43 (seven years ago) link

r/thedonald isn't the subreddit though - r/the_donald is what you want. Well, "want".

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 10:50 (seven years ago) link

whatever it's called, it's a place that so-called "moderate" republican voters should visit in order to learn what kind of movement they will be endorsing if they vote trump in november.

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 10:59 (seven years ago) link

Man, while listing all the racism I completely forgot all the white supremacist memes Trump has been retweeting.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 11:13 (seven years ago) link

suburban new jersey is not trump country

― Treeship, Monday, September 12, 2016 9:50 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah what the fuck, I'm trying to think of any NJ town near NYC that would be "Trump Country."

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:55 (eight hours ago) Permalink

I grew up in West Milford... about 45 minutes away from the city in North Jersey and it is 80 square miles of rural suburbia. There are plenty of confederate flags on pick up trucks out there. You really don't have to travel too far to find Trump demos. Even in Boonton where I work right now you see them.

Evan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 11:58 (seven years ago) link

there are definitely some little pockets around here and there. like the time i was out in the field for work around Ramsey,nj and saw an older man jogging while carrying a yuge Trump flag through the middle of a neighborhood.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 12:24 (seven years ago) link

love how the media is taking trump's bait and reporting on the pneumonia as if it is somehow revelatory of a "tranparency" problem on the part of clinton. great job.

if yr a radiologist then pneumonia really IS a transparency problem

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 12:32 (seven years ago) link

After years of successfully holding off Democratic gains in this rapidly changing state, Republicans are scrambling to pour new resources into North Carolina in the face of unexpectedly close contests in the presidential and Senate races.

Republicans here are increasingly nervous about the prospects in November for both presidential nominee Donald Trump, who held a rally in Asheville on Monday evening, and Sen. Richard Burr, who is in a tight race with a relatively unknown Democratic opponent. The state’s Republican governor, Pat McCrory, also is in danger of losing his reelection bid.

It’s a dramatic change in fortune for a party that had reasserted control of North Carolina after President Obama narrowly won the state in 2008. Republicans enacted a wave of conservative policies, including imposing new voting restrictions and overruling protections for gay and transgender people. The rightward shift was particularly notable in a state that is gaining Hispanics and young white professionals at a rapid pace, following in the wake of its neighbor to the north, Virginia.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/worried-republicans-are-pouring-resources-into-north-carolina/2016/09/12/124c69d6-76da-11e6-b786-19d0cb1ed06c_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_northcarolina-730p%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 12:36 (seven years ago) link

The current shitness of the media might be the only thing Trump and I agree on.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 12:36 (seven years ago) link

lol gbx

how's life, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 12:42 (seven years ago) link

Yeah what the fuck, I'm trying to think of any NJ town near NYC that would be "Trump Country."

That would be Staten Island.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 12:45 (seven years ago) link

Oh for sure. Parts of southern Brooklyn too if we're talking about the boroughs. Middle class white areas where cops and firefighters live. AM radio listening conservatives who are not evangelical and hate "elites" and mistrust minorities and don't give a flying fuck about "conservative principles" as espoused by the national review but want lower taxes.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link

yeah, and don't forget about Long Island either

Sharkie, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, also parts of Eastern Queens not too far from me that kind of bleed into Long Island. He also has some support among the Russians in my neighborhood.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

whatever it's called, it's a place that so-called "moderate" republican voters should visit in order to learn what kind of movement they will be endorsing if they vote trump in november.

r/EnoughTrumpSpam is as good as the_donald is bad

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

the Wit and Wisdom of Bill Kristol

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

On the other hand Kristol's a dumbshit motherfucker

JoeStork, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

Facetiousness aside, Clinton is much closer to the neocon foreign policy agenda than Trump.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

TBH I'm not sure there is much separation between her foreign policy agenda and the neocon foreign policy agenda.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

Before Frederik B tarzans into the thread again, I'm not saying that makes Trump "better" than her.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

what is Trump's foreign policy agenda? nukes? take the oil? bullets dipped in pig's blood? kill the family of enemy combatants?

serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

TBH I'm not sure there is much separation between her foreign policy agenda and the neocon foreign policy agenda.

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive),

Let's say that the neocon agenda is closer to hers than Trump's.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

since MSM is treating Trump like a normal person and nothing means anything anymore Clinton should just start going ham. WGAF. neither candidate is going to budge any voters at this point.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

unless the MSM can scare some wavering idiot into thinking HRC is just so very frail

serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

Though if some very smart, beautiful people start talking about the wisdom of neocon foreign policy that might not be the case anymore.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

A president Trump would probably have the foreign policy agenda of whoever butters his ego the best.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

we had this discussion on the what is fascism and is trump one thread, I think

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

Thread of What Is Fascism And Is Donald Trump A Fascist

-ish

I think the "whomever butters his ego the best" is astute, sadly. And it also means he'll walk right into rope-a-dope maneuvers by any regime with a nickel's worth of statecraft knowhow

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link

eisenhower smoked 4 packs a day!

Also said to have slept with his secretary, nbd

there is water at the bottom of the ocean (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link

roosevelt was banging his secretary the whole time too. he left her in his fucking will.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

the "banging" was the wheelchair against the wall iirc

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

A president Trump would probably have the foreign policy agenda of whoever butters his ego the best.

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, September 13, 2016 9:54 AM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Best but also last and also loudest. Someone may stroke his ego just right and get him to sway in a particular direction but then someone else may do the same later and get him to sway in a whole new direction but then he may walk in front of a crowd baying for blood and get a rush from agreeing that bloodletting is a good idea.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

Ok can someone please explain: did Pepe actually become "almost exclusively" a symbol of the alt-right some time in the last year without me noticing or is this just the Clinton campaign not really getting how the internet works?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

the latter is true generally but it's the former mostly

goole, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

That's fucking weird. I thought it was just a general symbol of internet loserdom.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

That is not a contradiction

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

incel uprising innit

goole, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

it makes sense to me that internet losers and white supremacists have some overlap and might use the same memes. It doesn't make sense to me that white supremacists somehow "co-opted" pepe into an exclusively white supremacist symbol, which is what the Clinton campaign claims.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

4chan types just happen to be both loser nerds and white supremacists at the same time

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

I'm just finding it hard to see any angle from which the Clinton campaign going after pepe the frog does anything other than make them look really silly.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

Like this whole "trust us, it may seem like a cartoon but it's actually really disturbing that Donald Trump retweeted an image of pepe the frog" even if that was true it's never going to sound anything but laughable or at best baffling to most people.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

most people have never heard of pepe the frog, and trump has spent a year retweeting weird alt-right stuff, so it's possible a lot of people won't look into it much more than that. it's also not likely to make the slightest difference in the outcome of the election.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link

if anything the fact that fucking milo is on it is more significant and he's an actual awful human being

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

I keep picturing some retired couple at the kitchen table being like "What, he 're-tweeted' an image of 'Pepe Frog'?! Huh?!"

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

"Well my question is, how can a bird explain what a pet frog even looks like, much less twice?"

Evan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

james fallows wrote a pretty good (and long) preview of what to expect in the debates http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2016/10/who-will-win/497561/

marcos, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

breaking: Dat Boi just endorsed Hillary

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

oh shit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/sYKkgOz.png

what the fuck does the obama administration think it's doing? don't they know this is extraordinarily inconvenient for a lot of ppl's political beliefs??

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

sorry big

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

image posted bigly

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

only 58% approval rating too . what a loser. sad!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

50% iirc

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

but yeah, even by gallup (where he topped out at 53% in late July and is now back to hovering around 50%) he's doing better than he has since late 2012/early 2013

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

+bennies he also helped with bennies

veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

that ppl continue to vote republican despite the economy consistently doing better under democratic presidents is evidence that humans don't even really have functioning pavlovian instincts

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

(or that economic health is too abstractly related to political power for ppl to learn)

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

james fallows wrote a pretty good (and long) preview of what to expect in the debates http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2016/10/who-will-win/497561/

― marcos, Tuesday, September 13, 2016 1:19 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is really good and taps into the reason why the GOP is so broken right now - they worried so much about alienating the Trump base that they accidentally let him win the whole thing.

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

one of the great mysteries of this election to me is that hrc is distrusted, disliked, dishonored by so many, while obama remains broadly popular, when clinton is, as far as I can see, about as close to a "third term of the incumbent" candidate as we've had in my life. who are the people who would happily vote for obama again but won't pull the lever for clinton?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

ultimately i don't think there there are a ton of those people

marcos, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

oh I've got progressive friends who hate him too, don't worry

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

people loved reagan but bush sr not so much

serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

can't think of a single person who loved Poppy Bush except maybe Barbara.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

"that ppl continue to vote republican despite the economy consistently doing better under democratic presidents is evidence that humans don't even really have functioning pavlovian instincts"

I know, but I think there is some truth to the concept that the economy is only doing better for certain demographics, namely, educated, upper middle class people. Those aren't the ones who vote republican. YOu have vast swaths of people in the country for whom the economy is not doing better, beause they worked in jobs that didn't require so much education in the past; they worked for the coal industry; they worked for other things that are becoming obsolete. Those make up a big republican constituency and they think the economy is a mess.

akm, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

(not that their solutions for that are any good or make any sense)

akm, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

clinton is, as far as I can see, about as close to a "third term of the incumbent" candidate as we've had in my life

And it is simultaneously a time in which most people say they think the country is on the wrong track and want change. So like maybe there is a clump of people who think Obama has done an okay job, while simultaneously feeling either (A) an inchoate distaste for "business as usual" or (B) an active desire for something different, even if it is a roll of the dice.

there is water at the bottom of the ocean (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

For example I like my wife fine. Her approval ratings hover in the mid-60s. But sheesh it's been like 10 years and I wouldn't mind seeing what else is out there.

there is water at the bottom of the ocean (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

nice

Mordy:

- median income still lower than 2007
- highest gains went to highest earners
- "Across the entire bottom 60 percent of the distribution, households are taking home a smaller slice of the pie than they did in the 1960s and 1970s."

these aren't 'beliefs' - http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/14/business/economy/americas-inequality-problem-real-income-gains-are-brief-and-hard-to-find.html

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

For example I like my wife fine. Her approval ratings hover in the mid-60s. But sheesh it's been like 10 years and I wouldn't mind seeing what else is out there.

I suspect yr approval ratings just tanked fwiw

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

one of the great mysteries of this election to me is that hrc is distrusted, disliked, dishonored by so many, while obama remains broadly popular, when clinton is, as far as I can see, about as close to a "third term of the incumbent" candidate as we've had in my life. who are the people who would happily vote for obama again but won't pull the lever for clinton?

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, September 13, 2016 7:00 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

misogyny

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

For example I like my wife fine. Her approval ratings hover in the mid-60s. But sheesh it's been like 10 years and I wouldn't mind seeing what else is out there.

― there is water at the bottom of the ocean (Ye Mad Puffin),

try an intern

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

Mitt has some binders that might come in handy iirc

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

one of the great mysteries of this election to me is that hrc is distrusted, disliked, dishonored by so many, while obama remains broadly popular, when clinton is, as far as I can see, about as close to a "third term of the incumbent" candidate as we've had in my life. who are the people who would happily vote for obama again but won't pull the lever for clinton?

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, September 13, 2016 7:00 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

misogyny

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, September 13, 2016 2:20 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It might have something to do with how hard she worked to distinguish herself from Obama and place herself to the right of him during an election many of us still remember? Or perhaps her record of being more hawkish than Obama as secretary of state?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

Or it's misogyny

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

Michelle Obama wasn't president for 8 years in the 90s

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

hawkishness ('interventionism' for the sake of accuracy) that ppl really don't seem to care at all about in men they find despicable in hillary which is maybe not entirely disconnected from her gender

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

i think if bill were running right now instead of hillary he'd be doing very well xp

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

a country that got its start by rejecting monarchy still feels weird about letting one family control the world for decades at a time, mystery solved

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

lol get one American history book

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

like i said, i think bill would not be facing these problems such as they are. and i think he's a much more flawed candidate than hillary not least bc he'd be running against his own record. xp

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

family dynasties have ruled this country repeatedly since its inception

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

hawkishness ('interventionism' for the sake of accuracy) that ppl really don't seem to care at all about in men they find despicable in hillary which is maybe not entirely disconnected from her gender

― Mordy, Tuesday, September 13, 2016 2:41 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is kind of an obtuse comment to make in reference to a comment about the *male* president whose administration she was in being *less* hawkish.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

a country that got its start by rejecting monarchy still feels weird about letting one family control the world for decades at a time, mystery solved

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, September 13, 2016 2:42 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

john quincy adams was the sixth president

goole, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

not really - there are other men to compare her against besides obama who seem to have suffered not at all for their hawkishness. like biden, or kaine, both of whom it's not hard to imagine doing better than hillary against trump despite being more right-wing than hillary. you need to believe it's about the right-wingedness bc you want to believe that this country really wants a left-winger and not just dislikes women. xp

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

No, I was giving an example of one of the myriad ways in which Hillary is not really going to be a "third-term Obama."

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

like if anything she probably calculated correctly that without seeming gung ho on foreign affairs she couldn't even get her foot in the door. if you asked me if americans prefer more bombing other countries or not bombing other countries i'd bet that a majority would prefer to bomb other countries.

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

Justice for Agrabah

goole, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

That seems to be the convenient excuse for absolutely any policy Hillary has that people disagree with "Well she's a woman so she has to be even more ___." The secret leftist who has to pretend to be a foreign policy neocon in order to not get woman-bashed.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

well u kno convenience is v important

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

everything about HRC's entire life says she's a late cold war consensus neoliberal in all the good and bad that inheres to that.

goole, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

perhaps the sexism is there in how she's treated as some kind of mystery. a lot of people would love to be the one to explain it all to you.

goole, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

my former congressman, ladies and gents:

Joe Garcia, the former Miami Democratic congressman running for his old seat, told supporters in a candid moment over the weekend that Hillary Clinton “is under no illusions that you want to have sex with her, or that she’s going to seduce you.”

Unknown to Garcia, one of his “supporters” was really a tracker — a political campaign spy — secretly recording him as he spoke informally at a Key West Democratic campaign office opening Saturday. Yes, there’s video.

Late Tuesday, after the Miami Herald obtained the video and he initially tried to explain himself, Garcia apologized for his remarks.

The video — recorded upside down as if a cellphone was in the tracker’s hand — showed Garcia standing in an office hallway with a few other men, apparently before Garcia was scheduled to address the full crowd. Clinton signs decorate some of the walls.

“I believe that we’re going to have — I’ll mention it when I speak — I believe we’re about to see the most consequential presidency that we’ve seen since Lyndon Johnson,” Garcia said on the recording. “This is not because I think Hillary Clinton is the greatest ever. But I do believe she is extremely, exceedingly competent, and she — I know this is going to sound weird to you, but to me, as somebody who studies history, she’s going to be very similar to Lyndon Johnson.

“Lyndon Johnson wasn’t a particularly charming man, wasn’t a particularly nice man: He would ask you nice, and then when you didn’t do it, he made you do it,” Garcia continued. “And Hillary is under no illusions that you want to have sex with her, or that she’s going to seduce you, or out-think you.”

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/election/article101588597.html#storylink=cpy

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

Hillary is under no illusions that you want to have sex with her

too late for new thread title?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

definitely not. this thread is a mess already. start fresh.

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

don't confuse Mordy w/ facts, Tracer

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

lol u dumbass u didn't even read tracer's link which opens with

Working families finally got a raise.

Early on Tuesday, the Census Bureau provided some long-awaited good news for the beleaguered working class: The income of the typical American household perched on the middle rung of the income ladder increased a hearty 5.2 percent in 2015, the first real increase since 2007, the year before the economy sank into recession.

Households all the way down the income scale made more money last year. The average incomes of the poorest fifth of the population increased 6.6 percent after three consecutive years of decline. And the official poverty rate declined to 13.5 percent from 14.8 percent in 2014, the sharpest decline since the late 1960s.

before putting the brakes on unbridled celebration. but this is clearly good news.

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

“But I do believe she is extremely, exceedingly competent, and she — I know this is going to sound weird to you, but to me, as somebody who studies history, she’s going to be very similar to Lyndon Johnson."

wonder if we'll be getting medicare LBJ or gulf of tonkin LBJ

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

after Sunday it looks like we're getting "gall bladder scar" LBJ

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

Get you a president can do both?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

odds are good i am going to be an unemployed, unhireable charity case in a year or less, Mordy, so you can resume yr unbridled haves > have-nots party

hawkishness ('interventionism' for the sake of accuracy)

and plz get droned

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

lol don't let any info penetrate that bubble Morbz

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

mordy got dronezoned

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

you can stfu Shakey; I absorb info faster than cancer drugs. I also p much don't give a shit about jobs except mine, as most of them will be obsolete in a decade or two, and then what a marvelous civil war might coincide with the Extinction Event.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

Just gonna go put on my happy music now

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

and by happy music I mean this tweet

https://twitter.com/DanQuayle2016/status/637449562479853568

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

like if anything she probably calculated correctly that without seeming gung ho on foreign affairs she couldn't even get her foot in the door. if you asked me if americans prefer more bombing other countries or not bombing other countries i'd bet that a majority would prefer to bomb other countries.

Bombing other countries may appeal to the majority's lizard brain (and that's definitely a factor in this election), but I think a majority has become much more wary of intervening in other countries without an understandable resolution in sight, and without certainty of the consequences. I don't think Clinton's tipping vote on Libya was based on appealing to sexists, afaik people weren't even aware of her significance in the final decision until Libya was in chaos. I don't see her as a bloodthirsty warmonger, her reasoning of her more hawkish actions is generally understandable and defensible, but she consistently underestimates the chances of things going to shit.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

i was about to ask why Hillary's campaign isn't sending out Biden to talk mad shit on Trump while she's sick, but then I checked and he just challenged Trump to go jogging with him. Amp it up a little, Joe.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

lol that is so joe

savvinesslessness (map), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:37 (seven years ago) link

uhhhh

http://i.imgur.com/RPqdG0Z.jpg

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

that third tweet has been deleted? to "avoid confusion." don't leave us thirsty kurt

goole, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link

@JimPethokoukis
"This is the first statistically significant annual increase [in real median household income] since 2007" - IHS Global

and man, that one sure led to memorable things

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:46 (seven years ago) link

cool, can't wait to introduce stigmas about mental illness to this awesome campaign

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

we really need to cover the waterfront on stigmatizing illness in general

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

Andrew Rafferty
‏@AndrewNBCNews
.@davidplouffe just told @chucktodd Trump is the heaviest presidential candidate since William Taft

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

oh cool

Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin said conservatives may need to turn to physical violence in order to protect the United States against contemporary liberalism.

The Republican governor put forth the controversial suggestion after speaking of the “degradation of society” during an impassioned, 15-minute speech at the Values Voter Summit in Washington, D.C., on Saturday. The provocative comments started to gain national attention at the start of this week.

“America is worth fighting for ideologically. I want us to be able to fight ideologically, mentally, spiritually, economically, so that we don’t have to do it physically. But that may, in fact, be the case,” he told the crowd.

Bevin suggested that if Democrat Hillary Clinton were elected president, she would set the nation on a dangerous course that might require bloodshed to correct. He told the audience that the “candle” of liberty might go out “on our watch.”

To hammer home his point, he paraphrased a famous quote from Founding Father Thomas Jefferson: “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

“Whose blood will be shed? It may be that of those in this room. It might be that of our children and grandchildren. I have nine children,” he said. “It breaks my heart to think that it might be their blood that is needed to redeem something, to reclaim something that we, through our apathy and our indifference, have given away. Don’t let it happen.”

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

XP Only grilled KFC from here on out.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

who talks about their fucking kids like this

"hey, junior might need to water the tree of liberty with your blood, can you spare a few pints"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

fucking psychos

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

i think a lot of this bullshit is related to (stupid) people's childish need for excitement all the god damn fucking time. why are these conservatives so averse to being good stewards of the earth and society? even when one gets into a real position of power -- fucking governor -- he fantasizes about being mel gibson in the patriot instead.

Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link

He's got nine kids! Who'll miss one or three if it keeps that liberty tree goin'?

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

think that was a Pat Buchanan go-to quote

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

just found some important information about watering trees with blood:

http://menstrual-cups.livejournal.com/2102366.html

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:12 (seven years ago) link

i think a lot of this bullshit is related to (stupid) people's childish need for excitement all the god damn fucking time. why are these conservatives so averse to being good stewards of the earth and society? even when one gets into a real position of power -- fucking governor -- he fantasizes about being mel gibson in the patriot instead.

^god, this. is it possible that at least some of these guys ever get embarrassed by this shit? or is business just too good?

serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

i'm sure he's just saying what he actually believes

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link

i'm sure he's just saying what he actually believes

I agree. He's sincere about his anguish over the civil war he imagines is coming. What bears examining is what his beliefs are based on.

It is no accident that Armageddon is envisioned as a literal armed battle. For believers, only massive bloodshed can cleanse away the sins of the world. Very likely he is projecting a similar mindset onto what he thinks of as "God's country" and its sins against God's laws. It is a mistake to discount how powerful an effect this mythology has on millions of Americans. It is totally real to them.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:15 (seven years ago) link

tribalism taken the logical next level - killing each other!

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link

i think a lot of this bullshit is related to (stupid) people's childish need for excitement all the god damn fucking time. why are these conservatives so averse to being good stewards of the earth and society? even when one gets into a real position of power -- fucking governor -- he fantasizes about being mel gibson in the patriot instead.

― Treeship, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:08 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There is no doubt that these are the stanzas of a madman the likes of whom it horrifies one to think of as the recipient of high public office, but let's all be clear-eyed and brave in front of any gods or holies we each hold dear and sacred when we declare that the claim that the threat our side is facing today, or this week, year or election cycle is the worst ever faced and will drag all progress with it if given an inch is a claim that the left makes as easily, as untruthfully and as wildly as the right.

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

yeah no as much as the Left hated Bush or the idea of Palin I honestly don't remember this rhetoric about some sort of civil/ holy war.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link

Yeah no obv the left will not couch it in the terms of the right so congrats on that

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:38 (seven years ago) link

when faced with its latest worst-ever threat, the american left talks about such wild things as moving to canada, not killing the people with which it disagrees

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

yep exactly the same

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link

Yep. The nascent challop will certainly allow that the left does not react in similar fashion having so declared said threat.

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

will are u here to defend the castle or what who asked you to defend the castle you don't seem particularly well equipped btw nobody is attacking the castle its just a spectacularly boring hollow echoing thread on us politics i promise u the castle is unthreatened by any post I make here

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:43 (seven years ago) link

those namby-pamby liberals trying to escape to Canada will be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution happens.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:43 (seven years ago) link

i didn't say the left wasn't prone to grandiosity and overreaction at times as well

Treeship, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:45 (seven years ago) link

you're just projecting that on my statements in order to make some false equivalency for god knows what reason

Treeship, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

(though i've often said if you want to see some gun control in this country real quick like all you need to do is get a bunch of brown and black guys with "Obama 2016 - ∞" t shirts nonchalantly open-carrying in red states/ suburban areas)

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:48 (seven years ago) link

and I didn't disagree the right was, nor claim one side was not a damn sight better than the other. but extremism and the kindling for extremism and the baiting and language and thirst and fervour for drama and excitement and insistence that it all gets cured or dies forever on MY WATCH comes from all sides and is probably that much more disappointing and damaging from the side that ought to be the natural enemy of it

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:49 (seven years ago) link

that would not result in gun control xp

imago, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:49 (seven years ago) link

idk imago, reagan made short work of open carry in california when the panthers marched on sacramento

Treeship, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

nah you're right. i just want some t shirt that say "Obama 2016 - ∞"

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

regardless, it's a bad strategy for achieving gun control.

Treeship, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

Cant prove a false equivalency!

God knows what reason = if ilx really has to keep over and die then dear fuckin christ let it now be in the manner of the eight or ten puke election threads so far this year. Oooh dat trump! ooooooooOOOOOOooo DAT TWUMP!

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

man ppl are bad at this thread

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

not/now

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

jclc can we fight pls

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

I'd ask hoos but he's actually irl

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:53 (seven years ago) link

though she denies it to the press, that escalated quickly

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link

I'm going to just keep starting new threads until this stops happening

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

I'll be there. Waiting.

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

will are u here to defend the castle or what who asked you to defend the castle you don't seem particularly well equipped btw nobody is attacking the castle its just a spectacularly boring hollow echoing thread on us politics i promise u the castle is unthreatened by any post I make here

no. no i'm not here to defend any castle. nor will i defend the virtue of liberal rhetoric in american politics. but i think it's fair and even worthwhile to point out that democratic pols, for all their faults, haven't (yet!) jumped on this holy/ civil war crazy train.

but i suppose i could do so in a less glib manner. these threads have gotten tense!

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

I welcome the escalation tho it mirrors something vital from irl

I'd again note, less snippily perhaps, that the lefts dire consequences will naturally not take the same shape as those of the right but do think it's worth considering whether the claimed likely consequences are of a similar magnitude of disaster. Not 'holy war' but idk 'london nightclub closes' or some shit

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

he tweaks. he tweaks.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

http://www.twitter.com/arthousetrump

otm in the rain (Eazy), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

what left?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

Sad! is still considered Funny! ?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

Gov. Mike Pence came to Capitol Hill on Tuesday on a mission to promote Republican unity, attacking Hillary Clinton for describing many supporters of the G.O.P. ticket as bigoted “deplorables” and urging Republicans to rally behind their nominee, Donald J. Trump.

But Mr. Pence struggled to press the attack: In separate news conferences, House and Senate Republican leaders declined to join Mr. Pence, the Indiana governor and vice-presidential nominee, in rebuking Mrs. Clinton over her remark.

Mr. Pence wound up raising the subject only when pressed by a reporter — and then gave a halting answer in which he would not call David Duke, a white supremacist and onetime Ku Klux Klan leader, “deplorable.” He insisted instead that Mrs. Clinton did not have “that bad man” in mind when she assailed Mr. Trump’s supporters.

It was a noticeable break in stride for the Trump campaign, which had zeroed in on Mrs. Clinton’s remark at a Manhattan fund-raiser Friday night — one for which she expressed regret the next day — running a new commercial and dispatching surrogates to attack her for what Mr. Trump has termed a “slander” of his “wonderful, amazing” followers.

Congressional Republicans were even blunter in private.

An otherwise friendly morning meeting with House Republicans turned awkward when Mr. Pence was pressed by Representative Jeff Fortenberry of Nebraska about Mr. Trump’s difficulties with women, said two House Republicans who relayed the conversation. Mr. Fortenberry told Mr. Pence that his young daughter had come to him and said, “Daddy, Donald Trump hates women,” according to one of the lawmakers, who both insisted on anonymity to recount a private conversation.

“It’s just not true,” Mr. Pence shot back, arguing that Mr. Trump was improving with women, the two House Republicans said.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link

they ate Chik-Fil-A too

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/republicans-privately-panic-at-terrifying-prospect-of-trump

“I’ve heard a lot of conservatives voicing frustration, like, ‘How fucking hard is this, Hillary?’” said Ben Howe, a conservative ad-maker and an outspoken Trump detractor. “That’s the only reason I’m panicked these days … I’m losing faith in Hillary’s ability to win this easy-ass election.”

At last, a Big Tent!

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

Is that really a big tent, or you just happy to see it?

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 03:36 (seven years ago) link

*ooooh*

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 03:37 (seven years ago) link

Finally the thread gets around to talk of pitching a big tent

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link

these last two threads have been fucking terrible

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link

@tinyrevolution

The rules of US politics are

1. The GOP could nominate a geoduck and 45%+ of Americans would vote for it
2. Democrats can lose to a geoduck

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 03:45 (seven years ago) link

xp but they're artisanally fucking terrible

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 03:45 (seven years ago) link

I'd vote for a geoduck

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link

I attended The Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington and therefore I am a Geoduck, and so is Lynda Barry.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

that's my new fav fun fact about Aimless

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 03:52 (seven years ago) link

What does not terrible look like in an election thread?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link

iatee and legume talkin bout us mail

veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 04:25 (seven years ago) link

definitely nonterrible sequence:


pretty sure first thing prez trump will do is shut down ilx

― a (waterface), Wednesday, February 24, 2016 9:21 AM (six months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"These people, they're not very nice you know ... They say they Love Everything . They love music, they love football, they love this they love that ..,and you know what? They're confuuused. They don't really know what they love. And they're sick ! Oh I don't even wanna tell you some of the horrible horrible things they say. Don't get me started on Ned Raggett ...what kind of a name is that? But like I said, they're just not very nice people and we're going to close them down and shut them up and we're going to make our country great again"

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, February 24, 2016 9:40 AM (six months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wow, you've really perfected his cadence.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, February 24, 2016 9:45 AM (six months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what might Don 'n' Glenn think?

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 24, 2016 9:45 AM (six months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Imus and Beck?

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, February 24, 2016 9:50 AM (six months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't get me started on Ned Raggett
Aw man.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, February 24, 2016 9:53 AM (six months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who do these people think they are, trying to tell me what's a classic and what's a dud? Let the American people make up their own minds.

― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, February 24, 2016 9:54 AM (six months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I actually think, I have to make deals with ILX and a lot of these people, they are great people. Terrific people. You know what they say we need to do? You know what they believe in? TAKING SIDES. They take sides. That's what we need to do. That's why we don't win anymore! Everybody says, Donald, you can't say that, you can't take sides, you might offend somebody! Well I'll tell you what, come 2017, that's outta there. We're gonna take the sides, we're gonna take the oil and we're going to win against ISIS, we're gonna win against Radiohead, and we're gonna make America great again.

― shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, February 24, 2016 10:09 AM (six months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tick vg!

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, February 24, 2016 10:12 AM (six months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Picking only ten! That's for losers."

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, February 24, 2016 10:18 AM (six months ago)

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 06:01 (seven years ago) link

so apparently kurt eichenwald has been busy

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 06:19 (seven years ago) link

Nate Silver ‏@NateSilver538 33m33 minutes ago
In past years, media consensus would look at recent polls and say "it's a tossup". This year, attitude is still "Clinton's got this".

Nate Silver ‏@NateSilver538 11m11 minutes ago
As others have mentioned, there are echoes of Brexit here. Clinton's narrowing lead over Trump a lot like Remain's over Leave at this point.

Nate Silver ‏@NateSilver538 6m6 minutes ago
That's NOT to predict Trump will finish well (as Leave did). But I see people making excuses to treat a clear possibility as a remote one.

I cry, and watch my DivX's of Brass Eye to console myself.... (stevie), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 13:56 (seven years ago) link

Nate Silver ‏@NateSilver538 4m4 minutes ago
I need to justify my continued existence and hedge against the outside possibility of looking stupid again.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

Ed Kilgore is more annoying than Chait. There I said it. I spotted his lazy think piece from the headline alone this morning. He's like TPM's John Judis, but for nymag.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

that's an interesting method of psychotherapy

xpost

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

that comparison is so glib and facile that i'm surprised even nate silver in 2016 would make it

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

Both things are bad and both things either had or could hypothetically wind up having more voting support than expected, what's facile about it?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:04 (seven years ago) link

Also "WTF happened with Brexit" is a hanging question for polls and those that love them.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

Brexit was a straight referendum, decided solely by the ballots cast by voters. This is not that.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

"Both things are bad and both things either had or could hypothetically wind up having more voting support than expected"

this is true of every presidential election.

literally the only thing this election and brexit have in common in terms of how the race is polling, the events that have driven it, and what could plausibly happen over the next couple of months, is: there are two sides, and one is currently more likely to win than the other.

of course brexit was box office and the nowcast sells clicks so...

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

I was being ironical, it is indeed a facile comparison

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link

What do you (as distinct from the punter cloud) think could plausibly happen over the next couple of months, caek?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

farage will sail in a boat up the chesapeake bay

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

when faced with its latest worst-ever threat thread, the american left talks about such wild things as moving to canada, not killing the people with which it disagrees

... FIXED

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

i would still like the list of Obama '12 states that are voting Trump this year

there'll be a couple, but more?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

Nate Silver ‏@NateSilver538 4m4 minutes ago
I need to justify my continued existence and hedge against the outside possibility of looking stupid again.

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, September 14, 2016 2:58 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, yeah...

I cry, and watch my DivX's of Brass Eye to console myself.... (stevie), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

there'll be a couple, but more?

I see no reason to think there'll be even one. The reason the race is competitive is that a relatively small national move in support towards Trump would move some states into his column, and that might happen -- but it hasn't happened yet. I guess Florida is the most likely. But I think there's at least a 50-50 chance Clinton wins every state Obama won in 2012. (Or more, if things move in the other direction.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

he can justify his continued existence by going back to baseball

xp

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link

Did Obama lose Indiana in 2012? Cause Trump is for sure winning there

Mordy, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

Yep.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

Obama got crushed by Romney in Indiana, losing by 10 points. Not a ton of polls there but most have Trump doing about as well as Romney.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

Trump can have Florida (and Ohio) and still lose. Heck, you can throw in North Carolina and Nevada while we're at it.

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/#stateorder

This is not to say one should not be worried. Personally I'll pretty much be sticking my fingers in my ears and saying "LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" about all election news until November. That said, whenever I do think about this, I'm going to cling to that 538 "winding path" graphic in the hopes that it is at least focusing on the metric that matters.

there is water at the bottom of the ocean (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

Is it starting to sink in? Do you still think pneumonia is all she has, no other health problems? Have you seen the polls since she was recorded "fainting"? Why is #DNCleak trending for 2 hours this morning...they usually disappear that shit. Is it because we are in fait accompli territory but you can't see it yet? Or is this just sexism on my part?

Iago Galdston, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

Oh my god, fuck off.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link

Why do niggas push pounds and powder?
Why did Bush knock down the towers?
Why you around them cowards?
Why Aaliyah have to take that flight?
Why my nigga D ain't pull out his Ferrari?
Why he take that bike?
Why they gotta open your package and read your mail?
Why they stop letting niggas get degrees in jail?
Why you gotta do 85% of your time?
And why do niggas lie in 85% of they rhymes?
Why a nigga always want what he can't have?
Why I can't come through in the pecan Jag?
Why did crack have to hit so hard?
Even though it's almost over, why niggas can't get no jobs?
Why they come up with the witness protection?
Why they let the Terminator win the election?
Come on, pay attention!
Why I sell in the stores what you could sell in the streets?
Why I say the hottest shit but be sellin' the least?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

hope dmac was able to wake up and get himself to work this morning

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

Man Trump's speeches have really gotten strange...

xp

Evan, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

lol man alive

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why did #DNCLeak cover up the emails while Hillary fainted? Or is this just sexism on my part?

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

Fucking pneumonia, how does it work?

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link

Why are you smirking up your face, making obnoxious facial scenes
Like I supposed to be scared (supposed to be scared) WHY?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

Democrats have a secret plan to have Hillary get into the White House and then die.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

RIP democrats.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

so did Trump cancel his Dr. Oz appearance? what was with Conway suddenly saying the candidates should have "privacy"? (after repeatedly badgering Clinton about her health?) did something happen?

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

besides their usual disorganized nonsense?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

he's taping Oz but will not be releasing his previous health stuff on the show as they'd claimed, but instead will doctor up some bullshit stuff to release later.

Feel like the Oz thing is overshadowing the Newsweek story about how incredibly fucked Trumps financial entanglements are

akm, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

The eichenwald piece is great but it does go on. I love how every major deal with the Trumps is also tied to corruption and fraud by the foreign developers, though.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

i see these dr oz headlines and i've never even heard of dr oz until this week and like what the fuck is happening jfc

marcos, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

this
http://americannewsx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/OZ_ANX.png

Evan, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

I love how every major deal with the Trumps is also tied to corruption and fraud by the foreign developers, though

Of course it is. I mean, if your project was legit, wouldn't you take it to just about anyone on earth other than Donald Trump?

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

to add to this kafkaesque scenario, here's a creative writing piece the la times published today:

http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-0914-lopez-trump-longbeach-20160913-snap-story.html

i pinch myself when i've stayed in la too long

wait am i really posting? i don't even know anymore

hello? is there anybody out there?

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

Dr. Oz is one of the pseudo-quacks who charmed their way into Oprah's coterie. Probably best known as a scaremonger disseminating misleading info re: cyanide levels in apple juice. If you have any stay-at-home parents or grandparents, I guarantee they know who he is.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

My mom is 88 and knows a lot about Dr. Oz

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

I wasn't really impressed with Eichenwald's piece.. I guess I was hoping he had secretive info about Russians financing TrumpCo but its basically a ton of shitty licensing deals with shady developers and alot of hyperventilating about conflicts of interest..

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

btw the NY Times said on the front page today that DT "stretched the truth" on Clinton not having a childcare plan, which is as close as they ever come to calling any candidate a liar, so you can all decrease yr heart medicine dosage.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

they've definitely called Trump a liar fwiw

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

i'm talking news stories, not op pieces

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

Justin Peters mentioned this example: Mr. Trump twice denigrated America’s generals; suggested he would fire the country’s current military leadership; and insinuated—vaguely, unverifiably and without evidence—that the intelligence officials who recently gave him a classified briefing about threats to the United States had said that the president had flouted their advice.”

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

so trump released medical records.. of his exam last week by that fucking lunatic doctor bornstein

During the hour-long sit-down with Oz airing Thursday, the show said in a press release that Trump discussed his physical performed last week by physician Dr. Harold Bornstein of Lenox Hill Hospital in New York. Bornstein penned Trump's only medical note last December, declaring his test results "astonishingly excellent."

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

that is a long sentence for such a short reply

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

adverbs

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

Bornstein penned Trump's only medical note last December, declaring only that "This guy fucks."

veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

I wonder how many doctors Trump cycled through until he found one that would just write whatever he told him to write. In addition to the whole prescribing him methamphetamines thing, obv.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

I would accept that, I think

xp

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

David Plouffe:

In essence, Plouffe stated flatly that he thinks Clinton is already very close to winning, because (in his view) Virginia, Colorado, and Pennsylvania are already out of reach for Trump. As Plouffe puts it, this would require Trump to pull off a miraculous string of victories in many battlegrounds — including Ohio and Florida, but also in many others — to win. As Plouffe notes, given all of this, Trump would need historically high Republican turnout and historically low Democratic turnout — and to do better than he currently is among moderates — to win. “I don’t see any evidence of that happening,” Plouffe said. “This comes down to, where is Trump going to pick up ground?”

Then Plouffe said:

“The biggest challenge she’s gonna have is turnout. I think they’ll get there. I really do. But if you look at swing voters — there’s a few more than there are normally — Trump’s not offering them much. He’s got to pull a bunch of people who voted for Obama twice. I think there’s going to be very few of those people around the country.”

Asked what Clinton should be doing to energize African Americans and Latinos, Plouffe expanded on the above point this way:

“Polling is very flawed. Obviously the campaign doesn’t have polling. It’s got massive data samples that then you model. When you allocate out 100 percent of the people who are going to vote, what matters is, how’s the whole electorate going to be allocated. Traditionally Democrats break a little bit later. We certainly saw that in our race. So if you allocate the entire African American and Latino and younger vote, as it’s likely to perform, she’s in better shape. She’s got to make a passionate case, and I think she will.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2016/09/14/is-clinton-in-trouble-the-architect-of-the-obama-coalition-explains-why-its-still-hers-to-lose/?utm_term=.657d60dc7c96

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

Have there been general turnout/interest polls/estimates? I'd have to think this would be an exceptionally low-turnout election given the level of hate there is for both candidates.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

Dem turnout is gonna be p high

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

Polling is very flawed.

Nice to hear this said by an expert political organizer.

Polling is now a staple of media coverage because it appeals to our curiosity about who's ahead, but it is reported as a set of hard numbers with a margin of error when it ought to be reported as a range. iow, where the media now says "the latest polls show X leads Y with 48% to 45%, with 7% undecided and a margin of error of plus or minus 3%", it would be more accurate to say "the latest polls show support for X falls within the range of 45% to 51%, while support for Y falls in the range of 42% to 48%, with as many as 10% or as few as 4% of voters still undecided". But then people would soon learn to tune it out, so they won't go there.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link

hillary's analytics/big data team seems really sharp to me.. I think they'll see some results there with GOTV. then again I'm a 30something white guy who likes baseball so Im all about data over 'guts' any day.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link

it would be more accurate to say "the latest polls show support for X falls within the range of 45% to 51%, while support for Y falls in the range of 42% to 48%, with as many as 10% or as few as 4% of voters still undecided"

the fluctuations between the margin of error is the only thing that makes the horse race narrative work right now

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

Nate Silver ‏@NateSilver538 4m4 minutes ago
I need to justify my continued existence and hedge against the outside possibility of looking stupid again.

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, September 14, 2016 2:58 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha it does feel like silver has been doing this constantly

marcos, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

For Obama v. Romney the slick data / microtargeting / organized GOTV stuff was a pretty stark disparity. The result can be read as encouraging, because Obama won comfortably.

On the other hand, you can regard it as discouraging: because Obama's margin of victory was just about precisely in line with the average of public polls, one could reasonably ask whether that stuff made a significant difference.

In any case, rather than concluding they need to bring more ground game or initiate a Nerd Surge, RNC/Trump have apparently concluded that ground game is no longer relevant in the new Age of Orange. Because Twitter; because rallies.

If Clinton's downward slide in national poll averages continues, I don't want to be counting solely on ground game / data to be the decisive factor.

there is water at the bottom of the ocean (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

Feel like the Oz thing is overshadowing the Newsweek story about how incredibly fucked Trumps financial entanglements are

The Newsweek story wasn't going to matter anyway, pretty much none of Trump's voters care about this kind of thing

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

it's amazing, truly nothing matters when it comes to Trump. apparently a few days ago he mentioned he was willing to start a war if someone made a rude gesture towards one of our military ships and the media decided to spend all their time whining that Hillary wasn't completely forthcoming with her health. this country fucking deserves him.

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

even if the Newsweek story ultimately had no smoking gun we all know that if it was Clinton the media would spent fucking weeks on this

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

countdown to Trump dissing Powell...

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

none of Trump's voters care

True. New stories that credibly paint Trump as hip deep in corrupt finances won't change voters who see Trump as 'their guy'. Those stories can affect the undecideds and the highly reluctant moderates whose support is very lukewarm.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

even if the Newsweek story ultimately had no smoking gun we all know that if it was Clinton the media would spent fucking weeks on this

― frogbs, Wednesday, September 14, 2016 2:01 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And meanwhile in this alternate universe, Trump sees an almost imperceptible dip in his numbers after beheading all of his children onstage and doing a puppet show with their skulls.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

I know it's been pointed out in various ways already, but Trump has proven to be a pretty good barometer of a segment of the republican voting population who could give one iota of a fuck about the republican platform. Because they're hateful nihilists who are basically only interested in spectacle and loud noises.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link

this country fucking deserves him.
yeah i totally give up even stressing about it anymore. Trump is the hero we deserve

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

'Barometer' is not quite what I mean. 'Radioactive marker' maybe.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

Geiger counter.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

he did some interview with Pence (CNN?) where he straight up said it was okay for Pence to support the Iraq war since everyone makes mistakes, just that it wasn't okay for Hillary. it's straight up hypocrisy and the media's willingness to let it slide is maddening. practically every time he brings up Clinton he straight up projects his own weaknesses onto her. he's saying "Hillary doesn't have a plan for maternity leave and she never will!" even though her plan has been on her website for months. it's just so strange. I've been convinced for weeks that Hillary would mop the floor with him in a debate, but now I realize, how the hell do you beat this guy?

but Trump has proven to be a pretty good barometer of a segment of the republican voting population who could give one iota of a fuck about the republican platform.

yea it's been funny to see all the people mocking Bernie nonstop cuz "Who's gonna pay for all that??" are now supporting a candidate who wants to spend billions and billions on dumb projects with no benefit. they truly don't give a shit about any of it.

it's even more mind boggling since Trump has a history of dicking over basically everyone who ever trusted in him. he is a proven grifter and scam artist who has somehow been given a pass to say he's donating "tens of millions" to charity despite absolutely zero evidence to back him up. he won't even release the audit letter that he claims is preventing him from showing his returns.

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

I guess if you're a deeply unhappy person who takes comfort in expressing rage, it makes sense to vote for the candidate whose presidency is most likely to stoke that rage.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

how the hell do you beat this guy?

by revealing him as a weak, petulant man-baby

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

probably yeah. that Atlantic article about it was really good and I'm sure her debate team is doing the best they can. she'll probably do well I'm just afraid she's gonna start coughing and the MSM talks about nothing but that for the rest of the week

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

the handwringing on this thread is outta control

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

"If you're elected president, how would you solve X??"

"X wouldn't be an issue anymore if I win, believe me"

"Okay, moving on..."

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

that's not how the debates are structured

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

Trump has never been in a one-on-one debate where he has to speak for large chunks of time, he's going to get destroyed

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

so that will be what sinks him?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

Just among voters who don't actively wish to see the extinction of the human race within their lifetime.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

no one thing is going to "sink" Trump

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

his chances for winning are already super-shitty, the debates will make them shittier

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

the hands i wring are the best hands, amazing hands

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

yeah he has no ideas and if she riles him up he's gonna explode

a (waterface), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

like I get that everyone wants to somehow be reassured that there is absolutely positively no way he can win - but that is not a thing that can happen prior to election day. Until votes are cast there will always be some small chance, some bizarre confluence of circumstances, that could produce a Trump victory, which is apparently panic-inducing.

xxp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

pretty much any reasonable projection i've seen gives him about a 1 in 3 shot at winning. that's kind of scary tbh

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

I have almost no faith that the debates are going to expose him in a way that significantly affects his support, not after that Commander in Chief forum, which unequivocally demonstrated his complete inability to form and express a coherent thought about ANYTHING, and yet it was pretty much spun (and received) as a draw.

evol j, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

the 1 in 3 chance is tot down to

1) terror attacks / other disasters btwn now and Nov 8

2) Clinton's fucking unforced errors / transparent phoniness

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

not after that Commander in Chief forum

nobody watched this. the debates will have a bigger audience. they won't be a nail-in-the-coffin thing (they never are) but they won't be good for him.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

pretty much any reasonable projection i've seen gives him about a 1 in 3 shot at winning. that's kind of scary tbh

lol waht this isn't accurate at all given the electoral map and state polls

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

as noted upthread - what states is he gonna flip from Obama in '12 (hint: none)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

1) terror attacks / other disasters btwn now and Nov 8

can't think of any of these that would break in trump's favour rather than hilary's

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

^^^

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

did Trump get a bump after Orlando?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

yeah he has no ideas and if she riles him up he's gonna explode

― a (waterface), Wednesday, September 14, 2016 3:39 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tmi

Evan, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

something absolutely catastrophic has to happen to Hillary for Trump to win - he would have to be viewed as a bitter-but-necessary-pill by a big chunk of the population that currently absolutely hates him and I can't see anything outside of some completely unpredictable apocalyptic event that would make that happen. Dem turnout would have to crater, GOP turnout would have to be maximized. What scenario could conceivably produce that result? Clinton dying I guess? But even then...

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

i'd amend it to "attacks that are either mishandled, endorsed or planned by Clinton"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

well, thanks for cheering me up at least

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

did Trump get a bump after Orlando?

no but I think a lot of that is because he handled it like a giant idiot

for Trump to win I think a lot of 3rd party support has to break his way and the "shy Trump voter" thing has to turn out to be a real phenomenon. my gut is telling me people voting 3rd party will side with Hillary because most people are terrified of Trump winning but then again I have no fucking idea what is making so many people want to vote for Trump in the first place so who knows

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

i don't think HRC has especially suffered from unforced errors unless you believe media-stoked "gaffes" like getting sick are included in the category of unforced errors

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

the media seems convinced that "basket of deplorables" is an unforced error which is strange because it's worked brilliantly for her

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

no but I think a lot of that is because he handled it like a giant idiot

right, and he did it instantly! There's no reason to think an even bigger crisis would be to his advantage, he would react in the same predictably crass/stupid/inappropriate self-aggrandizing and exploitative way.

I have no fucking idea what is making so many people want to vote for Trump in the first place

we have several thousand posts that might be helpful in this respect

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

pretty much any reasonable projection i've seen gives him about a 1 in 3 shot at winning. that's kind of scary tbh

lol waht this isn't accurate at all given the electoral map and state polls

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 14, 2016 3:45 PM (fourteen minutes ago)

well........sure, i mean if you think you can do a better job than 538 or RCP then maybe make your own projection system? kind of feel like they've accounted for the "electoral map" and the "state polls" but i haven't read the fine print

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

1 in 3 feels about right for me. it's a 2 horse race and there's 8 weeks to go.

trump's chances go down every day nothing changes though.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link


/I have no fucking idea what is making so many people want to vote for Trump in the first place/

we have several thousand posts that might be helpful in this respect


As the saying goes, cmd-f racism

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

538 currently giving Trump 30% is something that's happened just in the last couple of days! For the last few weeks he was mostly in the 10%-20% range, which is more realistic imo.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

Trump does not have a 1 in 3 shot. The electoral math is awful for any Republican, much less one whose appeal primarily rests with white nationalists and angry people who don't know they're white nationalists.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

He's gotta win Florida AND Pennsylvania AND Ohio and and and to win

the odds of *all* of the necessary states breaking for him are v v low if he can't even bother to field GOTV operations

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

if the initial "basket" remark was not a tactical error, why did she semi-back off it the next day? Or is this the Vulcan Chess Meme she has inherited from Obama?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

right, and he did it instantly! There's no reason to think an even bigger crisis would be to his advantage, he would react in the same predictably crass/stupid/inappropriate self-aggrandizing and exploitative way.

Bannon and Conway seem to have at least partially muzzled him - for example he didn't tweet out anything awful when Hillary fainted

though tbf I'm starting to think there's something behind the campaign's sudden shift from "all health records should be public!" to "the candidates should have some privacy!"

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

xxp that's true, but if swing states break, they break in the same direction on average.

those three states aren't like three independent coin tosses, where the chance of all three comping up heads is 1/8

they are more like three tosses of the same unfair coin.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

but yeah, needing to win any of them (i.e. clinton) is a better situation to be in than needing to win all of them!!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

I'm no fan of Chuck Todd-ian political chessboard action, but that deplorable line turned out to be a bonanza for Clinton. Pence was on the Hill uester4getting clobbweed by colleagues.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

can you really not figure that out Morbz. she backed off of it because she doesn't want to double-down on offending voters whose votes she might be able to get. which is reasonable from her standpoint. it's not a tactical error in that it didn't actually hurt her significantly - GOP ops didn't successfully capitalize on it, nobody whose votes might have been swung actually appear to have cared, it's not really an indefensible statement etc.

xxp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

She didn't back off.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

she said "ok, not half"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

She should've said they're all deplorable.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

if the initial "basket" remark was not a tactical error, why did she semi-back off it the next day? Or is this the Vulcan Chess Meme she has inherited from Obama?

I think saying "half" was a mistake and that is the part she backed off of. the actual statement was brilliant but if I told you why I'd sound like the fucking Dilbro

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

Bannon and Conway seem to have at least partially muzzled him

anybody wanna put money on Trump tweeting something terrible about Colin Powell within the next 24 hours

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

xp
She didn't really back off, saying she shouldn't have said "half" is the flimsiest of non-apologies. She left open the possibility that it's more than half.

nickn, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

that's a silly interpretation

(of her intent, not reality)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

and really it's insane how much this has brought out in people. half the right-wing people on my FB don't want to talk about the election at all while the other half are seriously advocating genocide against Muslims and posting daily links to shit like "Muslim preacher molests 3-year old girl". you didn't see too much of that before.

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

I think the "not half" was intended to mollify the offended, and amuse the non-offended.

nickn, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

I can see Trump putting Powell on blast for Iraq and bullshitting again about never supporting it xp

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

uester4getting clobbweed

i think i got a spam email from this guy yesterday

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

lol

marcos, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

dying @ "clobbweed" apparently being a word Alfred's phone is autocorrecting to

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

Heh

https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/776151773836873729

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

the "not half" remark was really smart imo and can be easily interpreted as "more than half", probably if you're not white tho. i think it's breaking in her favor.

savvinesslessness (map), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt8DoNerIPY

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

nytimes front page helpfully informs that on dr oz trump's weight is revealed as 267 pounds, which makes him obese. an obese 70 year old man. unfortunately he's also taking a statin so, if they are effective, he might not have the heart-attack im hoping for anytime soon.

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

Former Secretary of State Colin Powell offered up his unfiltered view of the Clintons in newly leaked emails from Powell’s personal account that were dumped online in a password protected database that was accessed by TPM on Wednesday.

“I would rather not have to vote for her, although she is a friend I respect,” the retired four-star general wrote of Hillary Clinton in a July 24, 2014 email to business partner Jeffrey Leeds, published by the anonymous site DC Leaks. “A 70-year person with a long track record, unbridled ambition, greedy, not transformational, with a husband still dicking bimbos at home (according to the NYP).”

Asked about the authenticity of that email, Powell wrote to the New York Post, “Jeez, don’t remember this one. Best to ignore., (sic) don’t you think?”

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/colin-powell-leaked-emails-clintons-unfiltered-opinion

marcos, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

the "not half" remark was really smart imo and can be easily interpreted as "more than half", probably if you're not white tho. i think it's breaking in her favor.

Trump supporters are literally buying "I'M DEPLORABLE" T-shirts so yeah this is a big win for Hillary

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

Trump is doing best in Ohio, Iowa, Nevada, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, Maine. If he wins it will be because he flipped the midwest, and the people who are afraid of hispanics in Nevada. I have no idea if those states are enough for a win, though, and I don't think he'll win them anyway. But those are the states that depress me when I look at the 538 map.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

I have no idea if those states are enough for a win

they are not

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

dying @ "clobbweed" apparently being a word Alfred's phone is autocorrecting to

― frogbs, Wednesday, September 14, 2016

you don't even wanna know all the synonyms for "twaddle" my phone's got saved

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

you can add Florida, Iowa, Arizona, New Mexico, to that list and he STILL wouldn't have enough

xxp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

Trump supporters are literally buying "I'M DEPLORABLE" T-shirts so yeah this is a big win for Hillary

Yeah my only (afaik) Trump supporter friend just posted a FB meme with Leonardo DiCaprio toasting "Here's to all us deplorables."

Wants to impose Sriracha law in America (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

I wasn't really impressed with Eichenwald's piece.. I guess I was hoping he had secretive info about Russians financing TrumpCo but its basically a ton of shitty licensing deals with shady developers and alot of hyperventilating about conflicts of interest..

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries),

you're right -- he should've deleted it

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

@dick_nixon
You like to think Powell isn't mean because he's black and he speaks well and he served a long time. My God, what do you think it takes?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

yeah it's really something symptomatic of people who spend way way too much time in online echo chambers and have no clue how their "ironic" racism is seen to the world at large. like none of these people believe they actually have racist tendencies and are unable to speak in anything other than memes. so they give the "deplorable" thing a ton of attention which leads low-information voters who are otherwise sensible down the path where they learn that many Trump supporters are violent assholes and literal Nazis. what's better I think the Clinton campaign was at least somewhat aware that this was gonna happen? I dunno but I've never seen so many people willingly own themselves like this

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

the question i ask myself as i hit fp for the 100th time xp

savvinesslessness (map), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

i expect you do not understand the nixon twitter.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

or history, or politics, possibly how to work a zipper...

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

is Morbz spitting dope rhymes now

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

the fact that colin powell uses "dicking" to refer to casual sexual intercourse makes me like him a lot

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

nobody watched this.

it matters less who watches and how they responded as to how the media spin it. the bush/gore debates were wins for gore in overnight polls, but once the press corps had spun its silvery story, gore had "sighed over and over" or told several new "lies" - stories that sharpened perceptions of gore as a condescending, untrustworthy elitist

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

538 gives Trump over 35% in his polls-only, that's a high for him (outside of that RNC week)

I know electoral math and all that but this is seriously terrifying me right now, since the Clinton health thing hasn't even really hit the polls yet

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

like now Trump's up 5 in the Ohio? what the fuck

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

the same way they have a Republican governor

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

you realize 35% is still comparatively low odds right

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

(why am I holding your hand like this)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

YOU REMEMBER THAT GEORGE W. BUSH, A MAN-IDIOT, BEAT AL GORE FOR THE PRESIDENCY RIGHT

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

actually he didn't

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

what do you mean "comparatively low odds". 35% is 35%.

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

he won a bullshit court case, he didn't win an election

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

35% is 35%.

which is zero in a zero/sum game like a national election

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

ie 26 points away from victory

you think the electorate's gonna shift 26 points in 8 weeks?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

er 16 sorry

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

Ohio goes to Trump now on the 538 map, and Clinton still has 297 electoral votes. No reason to panic just yet. Except over the fact that racism isn't immediately disqualifying to such a large part of the electorate, and that the media is rubbish, etc. Oh, and that famed neo-con Clinton soon will be president. Other than that, no need to panic.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

actually he didn't

huh, funny, I seem to remember George W Bush running the country for 8 years

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

xxp 538's election simulator doesn't work like that though, it simulates the election 10,000 times (or whatever) and determined that Trump wins 3,580 of those. The popular vote numbers are something like 46/43. I'm not sure if Trump can make that up but it's within the margin of error

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

i expect you do not understand the nixon twitter.

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, September 14, 2016 10:13 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or history, or politics, possibly how to work a zipper...

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, September 14, 2016 10:14 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're really fuckin relentlessly stupid and nasty on this thread. it's weird because you're civil elsewhere. you're more two-faced than any politician and your word is just as worthless. get your shit together.

savvinesslessness (map), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

huh, funny, I seem to remember George W Bush running the country for 8 years
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, September 14, 2016 4:29 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

erm – wasn't he basically installed by a bunch of judges?

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

they stole it fair and square.

backatcha, map

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

Bush did not win the popular vote, even in the final "approved" count

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

he was installed by the court, in a ruling that was so narrow and meretricious that it's an embarrassment

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

2000 popular vote results:

Gore: 50,999,897
Bush: 50,456,002

ugh just reading this makes livid with rage (similar to the feeling I get reading this "Black Flag" book about Zarqawi/Iraq/ISIS)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

a decision that isn't even binding

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

Bush won, via an incredibly tight race, probably some dirty tricks and a sympathetic court

note: won, not lost

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link

yeah the 2000 fiasco never loses its power to make me furious after all these years

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link

recall how utterly clownish and unsuited for the job Bush was, in contrast to Gore's experience and general decency

recall Bush winning despite millions having decided Gore wiped the floor with him in the debates

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

the fact that colin powell uses "dicking" to refer to casual sexual intercourse makes me like him a lot

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, September 14, 2016 5:17 PM (fifty-one minutes ago)

hehehe i thought the same thing

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

you realize 35% is still comparatively low odds right

Comparatively? I don't know--depends what you're comparing it to. The chance of flipping two heads in a row is 25%. I'm sure you'd be happier if Trump's chance of winning (if you accept Silver's forecast) weren't 10% better than the chance of flipping two consecutive heads.

clemenza, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

"To Whom My Concern"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

"To Whom My Concern" "To Whom My Concern" "To Whom My Concern" "To Whom My Concern" "To Whom My Concern"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

PEC still shows 90% Clinton

Mordy, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link

Dubya is not Trump, i will not tolerate this comparison

Xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

dubya had a lot of things going for him in 2000 tbh, number 1 being (and i'm going off general perception as opposed to any reality) an "innate likability" and "down-to-earth persona" and that election was straight up slobs vs snobs. al gore made some huge errors to contribute to all that.

nomar, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, W was oafish but not scary* during the 2000 election.

*Mind you, the goal posts have moved in these 16 subsequent years.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link

Dubya had a unified party apparatus, experience in government, a sophisticated campaign operation, and a family dynasty behind him. He had a fairly traditional right-wing GOP ideology. He went out of his way to appear inclusive and non-racist. He was an idiot manchild with no business being president, but he and his campaign were totally unlike Trump's in a lot of fundamental ways.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

Hank Hill didn't trust Dubya's limp handshake!

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/5bE7PrT.gif

nomar, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

The menacing discipline of the Bush campaign was what I remember most about fall '00. They made no mistakes.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

sure what i'm saying is that 'people actually watching the debate' do not decide who 'wins' it, with all the implications for the how the home stretch is framed that's implied therein

massive differences with bush's campaign obviously but it's worth remembering how totally unserious he seemed as a candidate at the time

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link

(and then how the media connived to gin him up as a contender)

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

it was a weird confluence of things in that election. i remember some kind of perverse nostalgia for poppy bush, despite him being such a mediocre president. i remember this sort of exhaustion about the clinton era despite him having good approval numbers, so much so that everyone expected gore to ride the wave of contentment into the white house. but i think yeah bush running a mistake free campaign and in that way exceeding low expectations while gore just made some tactical errors that seemed and perhaps were minor but with the closeness of the election probably cost him the electoral win.

nomar, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

Gore giving Clinton the finger by selecting Loserman didn't help

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

i remember some kind of perverse nostalgia for poppy bush, despite him being such a mediocre president.

get ready for those obits the day he dies (but don't hold your breath waiting for his CIA files)

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link

One huge strategic error Gore made was to specifically and determinedly run away from all the issues that mattered to the active base of the democratic party and trying to make the election be about safe, bland MOR issues like Social Security that wasn't really an issue at all. Picking Lieberman was part and parcel of that strategy. In doing so, he became a candidate no one was enthused about and no one knew quite why they should vote for him rather than against Bush.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:24 (seven years ago) link

Thank god this year is different!

schwantz, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

Sorry, I'll shut up.

schwantz, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

2000 was the nadir of liberal electoral politics. In a sense it tasted real sweet to see DLC types crash and burn -- not that it was worth putting the country through eight years of darkness.

I don't remember nostalgia for Poppy in 2000, by the way. The Dubya team's attitude, recall, was tacitly "We're gonna do what 41 did but right. I'm the real Reagan!"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

The history nerd in me realized this afternoon that should Clinton win she would be the first Democrat to succeed a president of her own party in more than a century. LBJ and Truman don't count: although they became presidents in their own right, they inherited a dead prez's term. The GOP had had some practice: recall Harding, Coolidge, and Hoover, and, of course, Poppy Bush, the first sitting veep to become prez since Van Buren. The closest analogue to HRC though would be former secretary of war Taft following the popular Teddy in 1908.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

538 gives Trump over 35% in his polls-only, that's a high for him (outside of that RNC week)

I know electoral math and all that but this is seriously terrifying me right now, since the Clinton health thing hasn't even really hit the polls yet

― frogbs, Wednesday, September 14, 2016 5:21 PM

you realize 35% is still comparatively low odds right

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 14, 2016 5:25 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(why am I holding your hand like this)

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 14, 2016 5:25 PM

what do you mean "comparatively low odds". 35% is 35%.

― frogbs, Wednesday, September 14, 2016 5:27 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

35% is 35%.

which is zero in a zero/sum game like a national election

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 14, 2016 5:28 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ie 26 points away from victory

you think the electorate's gonna shift 26 points in 8 weeks?

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 14, 2016 5:28 PM

xxp 538's election simulator doesn't work like that though, it simulates the election 10,000 times (or whatever) and determined that Trump wins 3,580 of those. The popular vote numbers are something like 46/43. I'm not sure if Trump can make that up but it's within the margin of error

― frogbs, Wednesday, September 14, 2016 5:32 PM

just flagging frogbs' correct explanation one more time for shakey because i didn't see him acknowledge it and knowing how 538's projections work might make the 35% number seem slightly more terrifying. more than a 1/3 of the time, a simulated election, at this point in time, accounting for today's "state polls" and the electoral collage, donald trump is elected president.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

at this point in time

this is only true about the nowcast. the other two models are based on the election happening in nov (and all the things that could happen before that)

Mordy, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link

re Powell's use of "dicking" -- he's been in the Army for decades. Maybe you should reread his history with My Lai. and about how he KNEW he was lying about Iraq at the UN, before you decide how much you like him, you amoral twits.

recall how utterly clownish and unsuited for the job Bush was, in contrast to Gore's experience and general decency

Gore wouldn't have been THAT different.

recall Bush winning despite millions having decided Gore wiped the floor with him in the debates

We definitely saw different debates. "I agree, I agree..."

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:08 (seven years ago) link

map, i'm sorry if i was rude, but how do you expect me to react when you say you've FP'd me for the 50th time? When i just posted a parody of Nixon?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link

"With every new poll that is released, I comfort myself with the knowledge that Donald Trump is not willing to put in the hours to be a competent authoritarian, which is cold comfort, I know, but you take what you can get."

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a48604/donald-trump-tyranny/

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:15 (seven years ago) link

lol @ "gore wouldn't have been that different." do you actually believe this stuff?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:20 (seven years ago) link

I'd honestly love to hear about what dr morbius does for the causes he supposedly cares about... besides patronizing posters itt

brimstead, Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

i die real slowly of cancer while waiting to be laid off

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link

Is there another thread for the 'Gore wouldn't have been that different' debate? Because I'm certain we've gone through it thoroughly, and not that long ago, and it'd be handy to have somewhere to link to whenever anybody offers this imo mindboggling and inexplicable opinion.

Also, suggest ban on reposts of Nixon twitter.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

fair enough

brimstead, Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

xp

brimstead, Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

the recession would probably still have happened

maybe would have made a little headway on climate change

No fucking Iraq war

brimstead, Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

Gore was Mordylike as a senator

as ex-poster bb once said to me about posting on politics threads, "Are you crazy?"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

ugh wtf dude

brimstead, Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

this is only true about the nowcast. the other two models are based on the election happening in nov (and all the things that could happen before that)

They're all over 35, though - the polls-plus is the only one that's over 2/3!

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

The Supreme Court is the great counter to 'no difference.' Sotomayor and Kagan may not be progressive heroes judicially but Democrats don't put people like Scalia and Roberts on the bench

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:38 (seven years ago) link

not to mention the heads of OSHA, NLRB, the EPA, and hundreds of federal administrative agencies, That's my positive case for a Democratic president.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

shhhhhhhhh

brimstead, Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

not HEAD of NLRB but you get the idea

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

yeah i mean we're right this second fighting a huge union-recognition battle on campus, which would have been a moot point eons ago except for Bush's NLRB inventing/buying into the idea that graduate students can't possibly be workers. alito and roberts are also both huge bummers, though those were second-term and so not necessarily a matter of a bush vs. gore question.

the iraq war - a labor of love for cheney that had nothing whatsoever to do with anything - is the big, big, big thing. it's basically like if bush had decided to invade mars in search of the terrifying human-animal hybrids, and people ten years later were like "oh yeah, you know gore would totally have done the same thing." like.. . what?

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link

ive never typed/said "no difference"

it's idiotic to waste time here when people never stop with the strawmen

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

"oh yeah, you know gore would totally have done the same thing."

i'm disappointed in you, Doc

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

c'mon, Doc, you said "Gore wouldn't have been THAT different." when we're talking about a war as destructive to human life, safety, liberty, etc. as that, someone submitting "wouldn't have been THAT different" might as well be saying "would be the same" because all other possible similarities/differences between them pale in comparison. sez wiki:

Various scientific surveys of Iraqi deaths resulting from the first four years of the Iraq War estimated that between 151,000 and over one million Iraqis died as a result of conflict during this time.[1] A later study, published in 2011, estimated that approximately 500,000 Iraqis had died as a result of the conflict since the invasion.[2] Counts of deaths reported in newspapers collated by projects like the Iraq Body Count project found 174,000 Iraqis reported killed between 2003 and 2013, with between 112,000-123,000 of those killed being civilian noncombatants.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:56 (seven years ago) link

That's really disingenuous, I don't think Iraq really constitutes "not that different". You know how much money we spent on that shit? Of course you do.

brimstead, Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:58 (seven years ago) link

xp to morbs

brimstead, Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:58 (seven years ago) link

it's idiotic to waste time here when people never stop with the strawmen

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, September 14, 2016 6:51 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So quit wasting time here, idiot

Futuristic Bow Wow (thewufs), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link

admitting that gore would've been different than gwb, esp re the Iraq War and climate change - two things the good doctor pretends often to care most about - would make his decision to vote for nader damning in its carelessness and force him to face some hard truths about the glaring deficiencies in his ideological façade

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link

Gore was Mordylike as a senator

tbh I'm impressed he kept the weed-smoking under wraps, sounds like a cool guy

JoeStork, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link

Human lives as well

brimstead, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link

No xpost notification anymore, eek oops

brimstead, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link

IIRC Morbz voted for Nader in a solid blue state (as I did in a solid red state) so I don't think that really has to enter into it.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link

why not? he doesn't have to be personally responsible to understand the repercussions of the nader movement. he would just have to be willing to learn from it for the future. [hint hint the future is now.]

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

now that i think about it tho you're right. really the problematic belief is that "they are all alike" in whatever form that takes. gore v gwb is a particularly dramatic rendering of that delusion but nader doesn't really need to enter into it at all.

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

Not gonna go so far as to shit on anybody who voted for Nader in 2000 (I was a fucking week too young and would have voted Gore without hesitation) - no way could we have anticipated how much damage Bush would do, and it sure didn't help the Democrats' cause among progressives when Gore selected a running mate who made Hillary look like, well, Bernie Sanders almost

Futuristic Bow Wow (thewufs), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

it's funny tho bc one of the big arguments for why nader didn't really cost gore florida is that gore lost something like 11% of the democratic vote to gwb. putting aside the reality (that the parties hadn't been as ideologically sorted out as they are today and there were still a lot of republican voters registered democratic) it illustrates the contradiction. did he lose because he was too right-wing or because he wasn't right-wing enough? too right-wing for nader voters, not right-wing enough for right-wing dems. but like nader voters explain, way more dems defected than there were nader voters. so the lesson from that deflection isn't he should've been more progressive. it's that he should've been much more right-wing.

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

nb that i don't think he should've been more right-wing - i was in high school in 2000 and i remember wishing he had campaigned more to the left. i was still tremendously disappointed when he lost the election. this was around the time that i still took chomsky seriously.

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

speaking of chomsky btw this is super off-topic but did anyone else see this? http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/evidence-rebuts-chomsky-s-theory-of-language-learning/ -- i was listening to mcwhorter lectures on universal grammar today and felt some synchronistic glee seeing the article.

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

dems who defect and vote gop are also 'worth' 2x as much as dems who defect and throw their vote out the window xp

iatee, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

yeah picking lieberman was really the worst move of the whole campaign, not only ideologically but also just strategically - if you have a wooden, charisma-free leading man, for god's sake get a running mate who can tell a joke or an anecdote or something. i think the importance of running mates to a ticket is often overrated (witness devastating game-changer mike pence) but in an election that close, i think it matters in terms of shaping people's overall impression of the ticket as a package. two boring stodgy robots is not a great look. one robot and one blood-stirring man of the people might make the robot look more like the cool collected helmsman. i think gore probably could have won ohio with like, a joe biden in there. or dick gephardt, which might have also helped in missouri. i guess lieberman was supposed to help in florida?

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

he would just have to be willing to learn from it for the future

...and the lesson to be learned from the nader movement in 2000 is: never attempt to challenge the two party system, except from within? because if the deep lesson for the future you are referring to is not that one, which seems rather an overreach to me, I can't figure out what other lesson you seem to think is self-evident.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

if challenging the two party system = pushing for ranked voting + similar types of reforms: that's obv not the lesson. if challenging it means not voting for the better candidate in the system we've got - yes, that's the lesson to learn.

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

If a candidate appears on a ballot, does that make him or her "in the system we've got"?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

I wa also a pretty big Chomsky stan back in '00. Thanks to which I found 9/11 and the subsequent response relatively unsurprising (if still thoroughly depressing) after W's 'victory'.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

xp no it makes them a spoiler. you can't beat fptp w/ force of will

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

he repercussions of the nader movement

none, other than leading to where Clinton cheerleaders are now: Nixon Republicans

Don't remember Gore saying shit about climate change til he made it his post-surrender career.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

admitting that gore would've been different than gwb, esp re the Iraq War and climate change - two things the good doctor pretends often to care most about - would make his decision to vote for nader damning in its carelessness and force him to face some hard truths about the glaring deficiencies in his ideological façade

― Mordy, Wednesday, September 14, 2016 9:00 PM (fifty-three minutes ago)

voting for nader in NY is not careless, even if all the rest of what you said were true

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

dnftz

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

sez wiki:

Prior to this, Gore supported Clinton's Operation Desert Fox (the bombing of Iraq that started in 1998), the Iraq Liberation Act of 1998 (regime change), and the sanctions that killed half a million Iraqi children.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

Don't remember Gore saying shit about climate change til he made it his post-surrender career.

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius)

he wrote a book before he was vice president

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

lol yes and he spoke about it throughout his vice-presidential term. i remember bc he was always popping up on educational videos at my school and in those school magazines they handed out.

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

Lol morbz yr memory is gone too eh old bean

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

There's no way anyone other than dubya wouldve invaded iraq. He wanted to and he made up a reason. Gore would not have had either the desire nor the reason.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

This is a stupid digression why are we bothering

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

9/11 never forget

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

Lol morbz yr memory is gone too eh old bean

yes, and the drugs. come sit with me during an infusion.

fine Sen Gore, i apologize for my mistake. still waiting for yours on Lieberman and Tipper.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

xp no it makes them a spoiler

so, insofar as I can understand your answer, you assert that the lesson of the nader movement is that one must always choose one of the two candidates nominated by the two major parties and a refusal to accept this idea constitutes an obstinate unwillingness to learn an inescapable lesson, rather than a legitimate disagreement as to how to cast one's vote. I don't know that you've made an adequate argument for delegitimizing someone who disagrees with you on that conclusion. not surprisingly, you'd have to count me among those who disagree with you on that, too.

now, if you'd asserted that morbs has offered little or no substance on these threads other than repetitive sniping, I'd agree with you on that. but saying he didn't learn his lesson because you know how he ought to think about the nader movement is just presumptuous.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

yeah ok i don't think it's a v complicated argument but if you feel i didn't adequately make it that's ok i don't really feel like spending the rest of my night prosecuting the case

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

the problem with it being a simple argument is that it supports an overly simple conclusion.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

election results are pretty simple conclusions tbf.

savvinesslessness (map), Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

election results are pretty simple conclusions

sadly, this rule of thumb didn't seem to apply to the 2000 election, the results of which were unprecedentedly complicated

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

I'm always amazed when a Nader apologist is willing to go as far as "actually Gore would have invaded Iraq too". A great way to avoid the very simple question "Looking back were the two major candidates really the same?". Maybe a case can be made that the long term goal of Green Party support is still worth that risk but instead you get the cheap denial of "It didn't happen."

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

The Iraq war is up there with the worst foreign policy mistakes ever, and the world will live with the repercussions for decades. But Tarfumes, are you really against removing Hussein in principle, even pressure through sanctions (the idea that they killed 500.000 children though, I've never seen anything about this that doesn't sound massively conspiratorial) Saddam Hussein invaded other countries and used chemical weapons on civilian populations. He needed to be stopped. And he was. Then George Bush decided to invade anyway without having a clue about what to do afterwards.

Frederik B, Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

yeah the assertion that the sanctions led to the deaths of 500,000 kids has i think at this point been pretty throughly discredited, though albright's famous answer to that question still...says a lot

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

Saddam Hussein invaded other countries and used chemical weapons on civilian populations.

With the United States' express support and financial and material backing.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

oh cool! This discussion again. brb gonna listen to George Michael's "Shoot the Dog."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

Which is not to suggest he was anything other than a ghoul, but hearing someone on ILX use that sort of credulous, warmed-over-CNN-style rationalization is more shocking to me than the claim that Gore would have invaded Iraq.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

speaking of "shocking," shall I repost the Al-Tipper clip

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

xp i really don't know how you read that as a rationalization for the iraq war... he began with "The Iraq war is up there with the worst foreign policy mistakes ever," ffs

brimstead, Thursday, 15 September 2016 04:04 (seven years ago) link

"actually Gore would have invaded Iraq too"

NO ONE FUCKING SAID THAT EITHER

free brain transplants for the whole thread

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 04:34 (seven years ago) link

i mean it's either "Gore would have done the same thing on Iraq as Bush" or "not invading Iraq wouldn't have been THAT different." at least i'm not sure what else to do with "Gore wouldn't have been THAT different."

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 September 2016 04:46 (seven years ago) link

Maybe like this

http://www.ecorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/gore_guitar_indi.jpg

Evan, Thursday, 15 September 2016 04:50 (seven years ago) link

Gore coulda been jammin at bohemian grove with Kissinger and Clint Eastwood

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 15 September 2016 04:55 (seven years ago) link

I completely agree that the wests behaviour during the Iran-Iraq war was despicable, but I fail to see why that means the west shouldn't have stopped the invasion of Kuwait or the use of chemical weapons on the kurds?

Frederik B, Thursday, 15 September 2016 09:24 (seven years ago) link

The War Against Iraq Over Kuwait

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 15 September 2016 09:37 (seven years ago) link

So Donald Trump Jr just blew a hole in the 'audit' defense for not releasing tax records. Sigh. And nothing will come of it.

Frederik B, Thursday, 15 September 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

I've never felt so legitimately panicky about politics in my life. The end is way too nigh.

Evan, Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

Too nigh? I would give anything for this to be over already.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

I mean in the apocalyptic sense, not the election.

Evan, Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump has made it clear he will nominate Peter Thiel to the Supreme Court if he wins the presidency, Thiel has told friends, according to a source close to the PayPal co-founder.

Trump “deeply loves Peter Thiel,” and people in the real estate mogul’s inner circle are talking about Thiel as a Supreme Court nominee, a separate source close to Trump told The Huffington Post. That source, who has not spoken to Trump directly about Thiel being nominated to the Court, cautioned that Trump’s offers often fail to materialize in real life.

It’s not clear whether Trump has indeed offered to nominate Thiel ― only that Thiel has said Trump would nominate him and that Trump’s team has discussed Thiel as a possible nominee. Both sources requested anonymity, given that Trump and Thiel have each demonstrated a willingness to seek revenge against parties they feel have wronged them. In Thiel’s case, he secretly financed lawsuits against Gawker.com with the intention of destroying the publication. He succeeded, and his role in the assault was only revealed in the final stages.

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

LOL

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link

bahahahaha

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

didn't realize until I just googled him that he's a Stanford law grad

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

Much needed diversity of law schools on the court.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

Justice Thiel

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

AHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

frogbs, Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

Did not realize that Trump was planning on organizing an actual Legion of Doom to run the country, but I'm looking forward to Secretary of State Shkreli.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:37 (seven years ago) link

i've been saying for years that seasteading the supreme court is the next logical development in us justice - only donald trump and peter thiel can make this happen

a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

This election is like a massive psychological test to see how many people, when handed a live grenade, would happily pull the pin and throw it into a crowd of random passers-by.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

just when you think you've heard the funniest wackest thing from the Trump camp

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

I hope Thiel has a daughter named Milly.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

voting for nader in NY is not careless, even if all the rest of what you said were true

encouraging Nader and Naderism in any way was careless & boded ill for the future. It set a terrible example. I say this as a guy who voted Nader and had a Nader-LaDuke sign in his front yard. I feel like an asshole for it now but what can you do, you grow, you ask questions like "would that dude actually have made a good president?" (A: of course not) instead of "was the he guy who shared my values most" (naturally, but it's not actually about that)

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

you will feel like more of an asshole two years into the next admin

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link

(i hope)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link

Morbz,

What exactly is it that you are saying? That Clinton supporters will regret their decision if she wins? That it would be better if they supported, what? Trump? Stein? Johnson? Deez Nutz? Or just remain on the sidelines grousing?

We all get that you hate Hillary, but it isn't at all clear what you think the correct alternative is.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

totally thought that thiel for the supremes piece was an andy borowitz bit (which is to say: bad)

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

I'm literally reading about Hitler's rise to power to study specific parallels and I don't think it's making me feel any better.

Evan, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

Just a reminder that Donald Trump, a man who once got into a public feud with the Pope, wants to appoint a Supreme Court Justice who thinks that drinking the blood of the young will keep him immortal.

frogbs, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

"was the he guy who shared my values most" (naturally, but it's not actually about that)

This seems clinically and/or politically insane to me.

Moodles:
Sorry, alleged liberals (or even "anarchists") who shitted all over Sanders in the primary season because of the #BernieBros IDIOCY (or its equivalents) made a facepalming mistake, in favor of a shitty candidate/militarist/Saudi-favor-collector/power vampire who could possibly lose to Trump. It was stupidity on a realpolitik level. The End.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

i hope i get the opportunity to feel like an asshole during the hillary administration and not, as the NYT is desperately trying to make happen, feel sad and impotent as president trump destroys the country

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

Trump attacks the pastor who dared to shush him in public.
http://www.npr.org/2016/09/15/494064219/trump-criticizes-flint-pastor-but-misstates-key-facts-about-their-encounter

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link

Trump began his brief speech with a joke. "It used to be cars were made in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. Now the cars are made in Mexico, and you can't drink the water in Flint."

yea good joke asshole

marcos, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

it's clearer than ever that everything trump attacks his opponents for is pure projection on his part

a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

Morning, guys!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

Moodles:
Sorry, alleged liberals (or even "anarchists") who shitted all over Sanders in the primary season because of the #BernieBros IDIOCY (or its equivalents) made a facepalming mistake, in favor of a shitty candidate/militarist/Saudi-favor-collector/power vampire who could possibly lose to Trump. It was stupidity on a realpolitik level. The End.

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 15, 2016 10:05 AM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sanders was never going to be the nominee.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

it's clearer than ever that everything trump attacks his opponents for is pure projection on his part

yeah at this rate he's gonna start asking why Hillary spent so much foundation money on a 6-foot tall portrait of herself

frogbs, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

encouraging Nader and Naderism in any way was careless & boded ill for the future. It set a terrible example. I say this as a guy who voted Nader and had a Nader-LaDuke sign in his front yard. I feel like an asshole for it now but what can you do, you grow, you ask questions like "would that dude actually have made a good president?" (A: of course not) instead of "was the he guy who shared my values most" (naturally, but it's not actually about that)

― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, September 15, 2016 10:53 AM (twenty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's always been way more fascinating to me to try to imagine how a President Nader would have reacted/responded to 9/11 than how a President Gore would have

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

either way Trump is a pathetic human being who melts down at the smallest slight and yet we want to elect him as the most criticized man in the world. cool

frogbs, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

now that Sanders is not the candidate, what next? wallow in regrets? paralysis? internet flame wars?

however you feel about Sanders vs. Clinton, that chapter is over. Time to move on and decide how you want to approach the current situation, rather than getting stuck on the previous one.

various xposts

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

'a lot of people are saying crooked hilary is having trouble with her prostate, real bad trouble' xxxp

a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

btw I love how he slams Hillary over and over about the Iraq war vote and then goes and claims he'd start a war with Iran if someone gave him the finger

frogbs, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

i live in New York so have no influence whatsoever xxp

does the 500th rep of that get through?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

It's too bad Mother Teresa is dead. I would've relished Trump's recap of their meeting.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

xposts

Morbz, I understand your vote doesn't count for much, but you clearly have a lot to say about everyone else's choices. What are you suggesting for the upcoming election for all the people who's votes matter? or are you just saying that all choices are bad and anyone participating in the system at all is guilty?

This may be an exercise in futility, but I'm trying to push the conversation forward a bit from just endlessly flaming everyone that has a different opinion than you, to actually providing a substantive stance or course of action.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

good luck and godspeed

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

Trump attacks the pastor who dared to shush him in public.
http://www.npr.org/2016/09/15/494064219/trump-criticizes-flint-pastor-but-misstates-key-facts-about-their-encounter

maybe this is wishful thinking but I'd like to see this blow up in the media please, if nothing more than for more evidence of Donald Trump being a pathological liar

frogbs, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

like maybe y'all could make this Capt. Khan Pt 2, we could certainly use it

frogbs, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

Right on cue punditocracy peddling this "close race" nonsense

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

you will feel like more of an asshole two years into the next admin

no, I'm probably going to think "how much worse this would be if Donald Trump had won? sure am glad the less bad candidate won!" a whole lot. I will bet you thirty million dollars U.S. that I'll never once in my life think "you know who would have been awesome at getting us out of our present predicament? Jill Stein!" or it that's not enough money, forty million. infinity dollars. that is how many dollars I'll bet that I never once think "Jill Stein would have been better at this"

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

encouraging Nader and Naderism in any way was careless & boded ill for the future. It set a terrible example. I say this as a guy who voted Nader and had a Nader-LaDuke sign in his front yard. I feel like an asshole for it now but what can you do, you grow, you ask questions like "would that dude actually have made a good president?" (A: of course not) instead of "was the he guy who shared my values most" (naturally, but it's not actually about that)

― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, September 15, 2016 10:53 AM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

people who voted for nader did not vote for him (necessarily) because they thought he would make a good president, dude. it's about showing the party that not everyone's votes can be taken for granted. you fucking know this, you've said it more times than probably anyone on this board

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

i'm not voting jill stein btw because she is an embarrassment but that's another story

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

people who voted for nader did not vote for him (necessarily) because they thought he would make a good president, dude. it's about showing the party that not everyone's votes can be taken for granted.

a) Then what if he had won?
b) How'd that work out for them?

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

it's about showing the party that not everyone's votes can be taken for granted.

i understand this is the motivation but is there any reason to believe that this is logical at all?

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

I'm so nervous about the election right now for whatever reason I can't concentrate on work. I just want Trump to get flung out into space so I can go back to living a comfortable life. Like straight into the sun on a beautiful morning up at our family beach house as we're relaxing and drinking coffee and planning ahead for a visit to a cute little nearby restaurant that serves the BEST pistachio cake. It just melts in your mouth.

Evan, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

people who voted for nader did not vote for him (necessarily) because they thought he would make a good president, dude. it's about showing the party that not everyone's votes can be taken for granted.

a) Then what if he had won?
b) How'd that work out for them?

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, September 15, 2016 11:47 AM (thirty seconds ago)

he...wasn't....going to win

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

you may have heard about this two party system we are a part of and how third party candidates tend to do

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

no one votes for Stein or Nader based on what kinds of POTUS s/he'll be bcz s/he won't be one. you know, just like when i voted for Mondale.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

xxxp to Moodles: for swing staters, i can't manage more than 'vote for Clinton while wearing a I HATE CLINTON tee', or

@DennisThePerrin Jul 26
If you must vote for Hillary, fine. But spare me the piety. There's nothing noble in what you're doing.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

it's about showing the party that not everyone's votes can be taken for granted.

i understand this is the motivation but is there any reason to believe that this is logical at all?

― Mordy, Thursday, September 15, 2016 11:47 AM (one minute ago)

idk, it's about as logical as voting for the dem, isn't it? when your vote is meaningless?

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

it's amazing how spring's "ugh, i can't vote for Bernie bcz of his couple thousand abusive and anonymous Twitter troll supporters" has dovetailed into fall's "You must vote for the candidate John Negroponte, Robert Kagan and dozens of other neocon butchers are enthusiastically endorsing."

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

"...even in an uncontested state, for the VIRTUE of it"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

Also the beach is quite rocky so at low tide it's fun to try to turn the biggest rocks over because usually they have the most/biggest crabs underneath. You can catch them by pinching their back and if you catch two you can get them to hold hands. Meanwhile Trump would be hurtling towards the sun.

Evan, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

putting up a candidate for president every four years is not really a productive strategy to promote third parties imo

marcos, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

you may have heard about this two party system we are a part of and how third party candidates tend to do

Exactly. So if they aren't going to win, and the parties care fuck-all about any "signaling function" (which it's pretty obvious they don't, since neither has moved appreciably towards the positions of any third parties) then that leaves . . . what?

idk, it's about as logical as voting for the dem, isn't it? when your vote is meaningless?

Being able to claim a vast majority of the popular vote -- and thus the unquestioned support of most of the nation -- when trying to get shit passed in office is not meaningless.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

it's amazing how spring's "ugh, i can't vote for Bernie bcz of his couple thousand abusive and anonymous Twitter troll supporters" has dovetailed into fall's "You must vote for the candidate John Negroponte, Robert Kagan and dozens of other neocon butchers are enthusiastically endorsing."

Yeah, all ten of those people really piss me off.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

xxxp to Moodles: for swing staters, i can't manage more than 'vote for Clinton while wearing a I HATE CLINTON tee', or

@DennisThePerrin Jul 26
If you must vote for Hillary, fine. But spare me the piety. There's nothing noble in what you're doing.

The flip side of this is that there's nothing particularly evil about it either. Maybe Hillary supporters can stop patting themselves on the back and Hillary haters can stop shitting all over them.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

When people assess the viability of third-party candidates, they tend to look at vote counts - including the votes that were cast in safe states. For good or for ill, Johnson and Stein's candidacies emerged in a context that includes the precedents of Perot, Nader, Buchanan, etc. And those campaigns were themselves informed by candidates like Anderson and Thurmond and so on.

Inevitably, tomorrow's third-party candidates will feel emboldened by every vote cast for Johnson and Stein, whether those votes happened in California, Florida, or Nebraska. At the same time, money, media attention, and the endless swirls of analysis from the pundit and poli-sci crowd will have to contend with those votes, and adjust to the fact of their presence.

So regardless of how you feel about third-party candidates in the abstract, or these third-party candidates in particular, I disagree that any vote is ever meaningless.

there is water at the bottom of the ocean (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

Is it even conceivable that voting has no moral content whatsoever

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

people who voted for nader did not vote for him (necessarily) because they thought he would make a good president, dude. it's about showing the party that not everyone's votes can be taken for granted. you fucking know this, you've said it more times than probably anyone on this board

yeah I know. I find that opinion embarrassing now. I don't give a fuck if the less bad party takes my vote for granted. they should take my vote for granted, because it is a given that I'm going to vote for whichever viable candidate will do less harm to the people who have less than I do, who need more help from government, who need the legislation that Democrats might pass and that Republicans won't. this seems self-evident to me now and I feel moronic that it took me as long as it did to come around to this conclusion. I don't sweat feeling moronic, I'm slow on the uptake sometimes and I'm cool w/that, but it's surprising to me that sharper thinkers than me -- yrself, not blowing smoke here, just saying -- don't come around this view quicker than I have.

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

It's an equally valid option, in many cases, to stay home and JO as George Carlin suggested.

Being able to claim a vast majority of the popular vote -- and thus the unquestioned support of most of the nation -- when trying to get shit passed in office is not meaningless.

Did you notice, Democrats rubberstamped the Forever Wars of a guy who didn't even win the popular vote.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, all ten of those people really piss me off.

learn to count
that HRC is welcoming the endorsement of even one of them disqualifies her.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

more or less than an endorsement from David Duke?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

I completely agree that the wests behaviour during the Iran-Iraq war was despicable, but I fail to see why that means the west shouldn't have stopped the invasion of Kuwait or the use of chemical weapons on the kurds?

― Frederik B, Thursday, September 15, 2016 4:24 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ok I really don't want to keep coming back to the subject ITT, but the United States not only did not "stop" the use of chemical weapons on the Kurds, it rationalized it away and even tried to blame it on Iran.

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/01/17/opinion/halabja-america-didnt-seem-to-mind-poison-gas.html

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

Right on cue punditocracy peddling this "close race" nonsense

― Οὖτις, Thursday, September 15, 2016 11:41 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Keep whistlin' past that graveyard...how's Hillary this morning, by the way? must be tough staying in Chappaqua with Bill "dickin' bimbos" down the hall as General Yellowcake opined LOL

Iago Galdston, Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

Not bad thanks, how's the temp in your mom's basement?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

Creative Circle has got to stop sending people to Iago's mom's basement

Evan, Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

people who voted for nader did not vote for him (necessarily) because they thought he would make a good president, dude. it's about showing the party that not everyone's votes can be taken for granted. you fucking know this, you've said it more times than probably anyone on this board
yeah I know. I find that opinion embarrassing now. I don't give a fuck if the less bad party takes my vote for granted. they should take my vote for granted, because it is a given that I'm going to vote for whichever viable candidate will do less harm to the people who have less than I do, who need more help from government, who need the legislation that Democrats might pass and that Republicans won't. this seems self-evident to me now and I feel moronic that it took me as long as it did to come around to this conclusion. I don't sweat feeling moronic, I'm slow on the uptake sometimes and I'm cool w/that, but it's surprising to me that sharper thinkers than me -- yrself, not blowing smoke here, just saying -- don't come around this view quicker than I have.

― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:06 PM (five minutes ago)

no i mean i get it. i hope hillary wins, 100%. but i live in new york. i am gonna go to the polls in november and (probably) leave the presidential ballot blank and vote straight dem for the rest of the ticket. i have a hard time believing that even the most diehard "you must vote hillary" partisans would see that as some sort of dereliction of duty.

but idk, maybe that gets to what the real issue is -- lack of enthusiasm for the top of the ticket causing otherwise-dem voters to stay home. i'll be voting, and i'd encourage all of my like-minded thinkers to do the same, but i'm aware that's not the case universally. i'm not sure how to fix that

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

So you can show me more than 10 people who didn't vote for Bernie SPECIFICALLY "bcz of his couple thousand abusive and anonymous Twitter troll supporters" but are voting for Hillary BECAUSE "John Negroponte, Robert Kagan and dozens of other neocon butchers are enthusiastically endorsing her?" Awesome!! I'll spot you Fre . . . oh, wait, he's Danish, he doesn't vote here. Well, excelsior!

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Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

xp

*whispering* that's why we need to depresidentialize the political system

anyway, 3 polls in a row show trump ahead in ohio. welp!

goole, Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

I just want Trump to get flung out into space so I can go back to living a comfortable life. Like straight into the sun on a beautiful morning up at our family beach house as we're relaxing and drinking coffee and planning ahead for a visit to a cute little nearby restaurant that serves the BEST pistachio cake. It just melts in your mouth.

even more quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a new rolling new york times thread

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

pretty sure that "OHHHH THE ABUSIVE BERNIEBROS!" line emanated from the campaign. A lot of the people who "bought" it were in-the-tank Hillary supporters like Amanda Marcotte and Sady Doyle. I don't think it had that big an impact on Sanders' chances, much more significant was the media's failure to take him as seriously as his popular support would urge. They still think presidential candidates are supposed to look and sound like Hillary Clinton or Jeb Bush -- it's the same phenomenon that resulted in no one predicting that Trump could win (or that Sanders could do as well as he did).

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

I know it makes sense from a logic/math standpoint but something always makes my skin itch about people who trumpet the meaninglessness of their individual vote due to geography. I know I'm biased by living in a swing state but I would be really bummed about my circumstances if I lived in New York or California or somewhere similar. Personally I think I'd be a little embarrassed if it was so much easier for me to show off my little ideological purity badge.

evol j, Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

hey i wish my vote mattered! if you wanna get rid of the electoral college i'll be first to sign that petition

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

man alive, again, that happened during the Iran-Iraq war, and the shittiness of the US behaviour in that war should definitely be remembered, see also the Al-Anfal campaign and the downing of Iran Air Flight 655. Saddam Hussein acted atrociously with US support. But he stopped, and to say that sanctions, no-fly zones, etc had nothing to do with it seems off. And also, he did actually get rid of the WMD's he'd had and been willing to use, though then Bush lied about it anyway.

Frederik B, Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

We're stuck with the EC for as long as we are stuck with the US Senate in the form currently mandated by the US Constitution. iow, forever.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

but are voting for Hillary BECAUSE "John Negroponte...

*sigh* poor comprehension

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

My California vote matters because we're voting on so many propositions the state is spending 15 million to print out 200+ page voter guides.

We legislators now

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

California's gonna proposition itself into the sea someday

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

tired of this disingenuous crap of presenting neocon support of Hillary as something damning, when it's clearly voting against a cataclysmic option, while championing voting for third party candidates on personal principle.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

Hillary: The Slower Cataclysm

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

neocon support for Hillary is merely concerning, not damning. It's somewhat understandable that with Trump as the alternative, some conservatives are going to endorse her. But the fact that she is endorsable for them, under any circumstances, still says something about her politics. It's also important to remember that she is actively courting conservatives, and that they likely expect something in return.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

"under any circumstances"? really?

do you think Obama would bring a different stance from neocons?

of course she's courting conservatives, she's running for president.

Trump is courting Sanders voters, they'll likely expect something in return.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

Public officials don't just throw around outright endorsements. There's a difference between saying nothing, saying "never trump," and saying "Hillary for president."

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

I absolutely think Obama would get less support from neocons.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

Public officials don't just throw around outright endorsements. There's a difference between saying nothing, saying "never trump," and saying "Hillary for president."

the difference being the republican candidate.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

you're wrong

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

http://www.salon.com/2016/06/10/another_neocon_endorses_clinton_calling_her_2016s_real_conservative_and_the_candidate_of_the_status_quo/

“Clinton is the candidate of the status quo, something that conservatives, by definition, are supposed to uphold,” Kirchick writes.

“Hillary Clinton is the one person standing between America and the abyss,” he says, seeing her as a mealymouthed centrist candidate with “better conservative credentials” than the alternatives.

Obama would never get that description from a conservative.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

“Not only am I not voting for Donald Trump, but also I am not voting for any Republican who endorsed or supported Trump—be it for Senate, House, alderman, or county clerk. And yes, I will vote for Clinton, simply because to not vote, or to vote Libertarian, would be a half-vote for Trump." -Kenneth Adelman

clearly a statement on Hillary.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

In his defense of Clinton, Kagan told The New York Times he is “comfortable with her on foreign policy,” noting it is “something that might have been called neocon, but clearly her supporters are not going to call it that; they are going to call it something else.”

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

“Clinton would be far preferable to Trump,” Boot wrote, describing her as “a centrist Democrat who is more hawkish than President Obama and far more principled and knowledgeable about foreign affairs than Trump, who is too unstable and erratic.”

but keep projecting your liberal concerns onto conservative ghouls

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

We finally got our Hillary sign a couple of weeks ago and stuck it in the front yard. Yesterday I came home through the back door and grabbed the mail from the front. There was an addressed (but not stamped) envelope stuck under the welcome mat.. Inside was a handwritten note:

"Thank you for having both Hillary and Tammy yard signs. We need to win both. If you know someone that wants signs, please call me."

It was signed with his number and the same name in the return address space on the envelope. Huh, I thought, Tammy? We only have one yard sign. So I stuck my head back out front and lo and behold, we now have a Tammy Duckworth sign, too. That's cool, very enterprising (as long as they don't keep multiplying), and very savvy initiative. Of course anyone here that supports Clinton supports Duckworth as well, but beyond that, I really had to respect the writer's reminder that it is about more than just the presidential race.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

I ordered a Hillary bumper sticker, along with a donation yesterday. I've never done either of these things. But I admit I'm kinda scared to even put the bumper sticker on.

how's life, Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

Tammy Duckworth 2024 imo

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

the hillary bumper sticker wont be nearly as unfortunate as the ben carson 2016 bumper sticker I saw the other day

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

Clinton has a new book out, Stronger Together. 2,912 copies sold in the first week. Feel the passion.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

On a clear you can see the Elizabeth Islands off in the distance, and on a clearer day you can see all of the houses on the cape across Buzzard's Bay and even Martha's Vineyard way out behind the others. Trump's body, of course, would be a few light years away by now.

Evan, Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

xxp: I'm not scared that I'll become a laughingstock, I'm scared that someone will use it to target and attack my family.

how's life, Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

pretty sure that "OHHHH THE ABUSIVE BERNIEBROS!" line emanated from the campaign.

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, September 15, 2016 11:28 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh yeah p sure it emanated from my fucking facebook feed

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

http://www.salon.com/2016/06/10/another_neocon_endorses_clinton_calling_her_2016s_real_conservative_and_the_candidate_of_the_status_quo/

“Clinton is the candidate of the status quo, something that conservatives, by definition, are supposed to uphold,” Kirchick writes.

“Hillary Clinton is the one person standing between America and the abyss,” he says, seeing her as a mealymouthed centrist candidate with “better conservative credentials” than the alternatives.

Obama would never get that description from a conservative.

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive),

Because he's a black man.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

exactly

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

perhaps, but also because his foreign policy actually is to the left of Hillary's

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

Plus you don't have to say “Hillary Clinton is the one person standing between America and the abyss” under normal circumstances

Evan, Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

if by an "abyss" Kagan means "the space between Paul Wolfowitz and Kissinger's ears,", then sure yeah

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

according to the nowcast Hillary is just barely holding on to enough states to win, time to panic ????????

frogbs, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

rmde

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

sure go for it

goole, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

here's what's going to happen - between now and (at least) the debates polls are going to fluctuate a bit (esp nat'l polls) and the media/pundits will all be in a tizzy about what a close horse race this is, omg what a nailbiter how can it possibly be this close this is UNPRECEDENTED what are we going to do better write some more panicky clickbait thinkpieces!!!! All while the basic electoral math doesn't move that much. In fact, many of these panicky thinkpieces, such as this one will even admit as much, as he does here towards the end:

It's important to note that Trump's momentum in this race has brought him back into contention — not catapulted him into the lead. The electoral map still heavily favors Clinton unless Trump can find a way to make Pennsylvania competitive, a task that has so far proved elusive. Trump still must win states like Ohio, Florida and North Carolina, which, even with his recent surge factored in, remain no better than toss-ups today.

Those are the hard realities Trump faces. Clinton still has — and will continue to have — more paths to the presidency.

Then the debates will happen, there will be some slight movement I suspect back towards Hillary, and then she wins the election by a couple points.

xxp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

and then the real fun starts

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

i suspect that was supposed to be comforting, but even if all of that plays out exactly as you envision, that still sounds excruciating

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

if by fun you mean the gov't does basically nothing then yes

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

I'm not trying to comfort or scare anybody, just trying to maintain perspective

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

hordes of armed crazies gunning down schoolteachers, ilxors and other liberal types

imago, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

the south rises again

imago, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

the movie green room except the green room is america

imago, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

here's what's going to happen - between now and (at least) the debates polls are going to fluctuate a bit (esp nat'l polls) and the media/pundits will all be in a tizzy about what a close horse race this is, omg what a nailbiter how can it possibly be this close this is UNPRECEDENTED what are we going to do better write some more panicky clickbait thinkpieces!!!! All while the basic electoral math doesn't move that much

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

i.e. yep

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

mmm pistachio cake, I always make time to pick up some when I'm up visiting

Evan, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

the issue is that it's not so difficult to win a bunch of "toss-ups" if the polls shift another 2-3 points. I hate that bad news rarely affects Trump much but it seems to really, really affect Hillary. I'm afraid the media narrative for the 1st debate is already written - Trump will appear to "hold his own" and maybe even look "presidential", and the 3rd as we all know is held by FOX and moderated by someone who doesn't think its his job to fact check. meanwhile there are gonna be more email leaks that reveal nothing but will be treated as A Very Big Deal. maybe she'll cough into the microphone or something and people will freak out. this is so dumb.

and yeah the rational part of me knows that Clinton is totally winning but my rational side ain't coming out today

frogbs, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

that said the unconscious part of my brain is telling me, "Trump is going to get exposed like never before at the first debate and enthusiasm for him is gonna drop" so there's that

frogbs, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

historically, debates don't actually move electoral math much. they do move the media narrative.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

guys remember when the media/Andrew Sullivan freaked out after Obama-Mitt #1

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

vividly, unfortunately

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link

isnt early voting already happening or is that in a couple weeks?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

varies from state to state

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

in some states it's started already iirc

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

But the fact that she is endorsable for them, under any circumstances, still says something about her politics.

idk maybe leftists should stop worrying so much about getting neocon cooties from people who have voted Republican

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

This editorial posits regional shifts that may alter future races:

If you step back and look at the regional picture we can see something pretty striking about the electoral map. Back during the primaries, there was a pretty aggressive discussion of how Trump would put the industrial and post-industrial Midwest in play. For a long time that didn't seem to be the case. And I think it's still not the case in just the way people were suggesting. But there is something happening.

As I mentioned yesterday, the big structural change in the electoral map since the Bush years is that Democrats have opened a major beach head in the upper coastal South while becoming more competitive in more traditional swing states like Ohio and Florida. That continues to be the case. We have new polls out in Virginia and North Carolina today. Virginia is Clinton +4.9 and North Carolina is Clinton +1.1. Those aren't huge leads, certainly not in North Carolina. But relative to the country as a whole that remains dramatically different from 16 or 12 years ago. Virginia does seem out of Trump's reach, which remains a huge factor in the race.

What's notable here is that the Democratic advantage looks more durable in Virginia and North Carolina, states they weren't even able to compete in in the Bush years, than it does in Ohio and Florida, where they've fought it out in every election since 2000. That in itself is a very big deal.

But consider some other states. We now have quite a few polls in Georgia and Trump's lead is only 3.2 percentage points. We have a reasonable amount of data in Arizona too. And that's in the Toss Up category (Trump +.3) Even in Texas, Trump's advantage is only +6.

To put this all in perspective Trump's margin in Iowa (+6.6) is substantially larger than his margin in Georgia (+3.2). Iowa is a classic swing state but one that usually goes blue. The only Republican win since 1988 was in 2004. And then it was extremely close.

What you can see is that regardless of the winner in this election, the contours of the map itself look significantly different. Broadly speaking the Democrats bridgehead in the upper coastal South seems to be expanding into areas where populations are younger and less white - also arguably more educated and economically dynamic. That brings in Georgia, Arizona and at least blunts GOP leads in states like Texas.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

After reading the discussion of 2000 upthread, I will repeat that my dream is for Florida to become irrelevant. It can still be close, still be uncertain, still saying LOOK AT ME!

But if Electoral College majorities are increasingly clinched by the results of Pennsylvania or New Hampshire or North Carolina, it will be sweet and delicious for the nation to say to the Nation's Wang, "That's okay, Florida. Take your time. Sort it out. We'll be over here reveling in the fact that we don't fucking need you."

there is water at the bottom of the ocean (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link

it is kind of a mystery to me how/why Florida politics is such a bizarrely dysfunctional beast - it seems like neither party has reliable majorities or decent candidates or coordinated strategies, everybody's just kinda bumbling along in a stew of corruption and incompetence.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

lol have you ever been to florida?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

everyone in america should have to live in florida for six months and then we can have a referendum to go back to 49

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

But the fact that she is endorsable for them, under any circumstances, still says something about her politics.

idk maybe leftists should stop worrying so much about getting neocon cooties from people who have voted Republican

― esempiu (crüt), Thursday, September 15, 2016 1:59 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Less worried about cooties, more worried we might invade Iran.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

if there was ever a state that should be split into two it's FL

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

where would that split be...?

I haven't been to Florida - I have in-laws that moved there recently so it's probably inevitable that I will visit at some point but I'm not exactly looking forward to it for personal reasons. If we went anywhere close to Alfred or Disneyworld I might look more favorably on the prospect...

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

Speaking at a Thursday meeting of the Economic Club of New York, Donald Trump made some ambitious promises, vowing to grow the economy by at least 3.5 percent per year, create a staggering 25 million jobs, cut taxes, and slash regulations while preserving entitlement programs.

no ponies tho? fuck trump he should aim higher.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

Alfred can certainly answer that question better than I, but probably Dade/ Broward/ Palm Beach/ Indian River counties could peel off and form a small state and just let the meth-addled deplorables have the rest

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

i have to go there a lot for work - mostly Jax, Tampa, fucking Daytona, sometimes Orlando - and it is terrible.

actually, Orlando ime is a little better than the others.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

Less worried about cooties, more about a prez who welcomes the endorsements of ppl who actually slaughtered tens of thousands of people extralegally.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a47517/hillary-clinton-john-negroponte-endorsement/

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

lol have you ever been to florida?

Yeah it's the fire ants innit

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

daytona has gotten a million times more depressing over the past 20 years

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

yeah it's really rough. you almost feel bad for the residents in the area and then you see 400000 ABORTION STOPS A BEATING HEART signs and twice that many confederate flags and it's just like well guys that's on you

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

you can see painkillers & meth hollowing out beachside hotels and restaurants like termites in real time

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

i assume all those pro-life billboards are owned by the same awful person & that the only way to get rid of them is to rent the space from them

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

you can see painkillers & meth hollowing out beachside hotels and restaurants like termites in real time

oh man so very very otm

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

RIP my childhood summers

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

Lib Florida consists of Miami-Dade, Broward, Palm, Orange, and Pinellas counties, and Gainesville and Tallahassee.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

Florida is a super majority GOP state with a shambles of a state Dem party.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

i have to go there a lot for work - mostly Jax, Tampa, fucking Daytona, sometimes Orlando - and it is terrible.

actually, Orlando ime is a little better than the others.

― serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, September 15, 2016 3:35 PM

truth.

Jax is mostly a cog in the southern baptist convention thanks to the Homerdome

Orlando was the only city in North to central Florida we could eat Ethiopian food, and Park Ave CDs & Rock N Roll Heaven made it a monthly drive

PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

Hello -- the whey-faced fraud Patrick Murphy is running for Senate.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

few things...

1) Silver and 538 are by far the most bullish on Trump. Every other major forecasting source that expresses the probabilities as a percent is more favorable to Hillary. NYT Upshot has her odds at 75% of winning, Drew Linzer (DailyKOS) has her at 72%, and PredictWise at 70% (those are still scary high odds, but Nate's group is the outlier of the bunch).

2) polls move back and forth. this is a thing that happens. as mentioned upthread, Romney surged a bit after that first debate and people were talking about his momentum well beyond the second one, but it really was a temporary bump that evaporated. the health thing is a short-term problem for the polls, but it's a bit early to say it's going to cripple her long-term. the latest Trump Foundation controversy isn't anywhere near as high profile as Phlegmgazi, but it only really started to get picked up yesterday after the NY Attorney General initiated a probe. It needs time to settle.

3) we probably won't see the blowout defeat we want even if Hillary does win, I think the "she will get 400 electoral votes" boasting from earlier in the year is pretty much not going to happen. but I wouldn't be surprised if things settle back her way.

4) Jill Stein isn't yet on all 50 states' ballots. Her 3% National may be a bit skewed if she never makes it onto Nevada, South Dakota, Oklahoma, Indiana, Georgia, and North Carolina (three of those she can be written in on, but write-ins will never match voting totals of someone who actually appears on the ballot). that does impact Trump/Clinton's numbers in National polls, which is why FUCK 'EM.

5) undecided voters are still around at a higher rate than usual and ergo swings in either direction remain likely.

so yeah, take the momentum seriously but don't be jumping off of bridges yet.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

xxpost Park Ave CDs is still doing fairly well. I went in more often prior to me going mostly-digital.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

it's not on Park Ave anymore tho

Neanderthal, Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

i'm in jax RIGHT NOW :-/

yeah i was prob being a little too harsh re Orlando. i still say Tampa (proper) sucks badly, but i think some folks like St Pete and there are some dece beaches over there i guess

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

"momentum" is an overused and misused word in politics. The fact that polls trend higher or lower at a certain time does not meant there is "momentum."

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

where would that split be...?

this is a good question. maybe east to west across orlando? make the magic kingdom the gate.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

I-4 corridor

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

I grew up in Pinellas county and if that's a liberal part of FL...

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

Guys, let's get Whiney and all go to Disney World.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

I went when i was ten; can't imagine it's anything like i remember it.
they had captain eo! grandpa wouldn't wait.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

Drink around the world!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

Probably went 4 or 5x in the '80s before I held season passes from '95-'02. Saw so many of the changes in real time. I now lurk in WDW history boards

PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

as long as we're going down this path: the amusement park i grew up with was Opryland and i basically lived there in the late 80's and it's gone forever now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N7fewyUKis

http://www.tennessean.com/picture-gallery/money/real-estate/2014/06/20/history-of-opryland-theme-park/11049509/

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

that video is doing my head in right now

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

guys i don't know wtf this has to do with the election but it's an improvement to this thread imo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

I went to Opryland!

forks did you ever go to Twitty City? I remember there being a $500 airbrushed jeans jacket w/rhinestones & Conway's face on the back

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link

oh shit brah, twitty shitty! yeah for sure!

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

loooooooooooo
http://i.imgur.com/Hl8jI2o.jpg
ooooooooooool

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

I had season passes to Opryland for years. I was friends with a kid whose father played with the Opry so we'd hang out in the park all day and then hang out backstage or around the theater or run around where the employees were. I would say i rode the flume zoom 3.2 million times.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

can't wait till someone tells Trump what "fed" stands for

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

xpost - You never really see his name brought up in list of music moguls, but man Roy Acuff made a gazillion dollars. Just that land for Opryland property went for probably a gazillion dollars when it got turned into Mansionland, let alone Acuff/Rose and all the other stuff he owned.

earlnash, Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

For sure! I think I saw him at the opry once. I know I saw Minnie.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

I don't understand that interest rate thing - Trump thinks low interest rates are bad for the economy?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

guys can we just use this thread to talk about amusement parks and country music from now on, thanks in advance

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

Maybe he doesnt pay attention to interest rates because nobody will lend him money?

And low ass interest rates have been a bipartisan effort since before the financial crisis.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 15 September 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

guys can we just use this thread to talk about amusement parks and country music from now on, thanks in advance

you bet!

https://youtu.be/T15s8bb6h_s

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

trumps comment on low interest rates has to do with obama propping up his failed economy so hillary can come in and implement the first of her five year plans once she becomes dictator for life.

assuming she lives past the next 3 months.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 15 September 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

^ narrow gauge railway xp

PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 15 September 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

I have mixed feelings about rates being this low for this long, but the suggestion that it's political is completely absurd

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

I remember there being a $500 airbrushed jeans jacket w/rhinestones & Conway's face on the back

TWITTY JACKET 4 PREZ

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 September 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

AMERICA, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THIS FAR BEFORE

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 September 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

How far was Opryland from Dollywood? Dollywood is totally worth hitting and is far weirder than one would expect. The mix of Branson and Cedar Pointe and county fair and eagle/owl sanctuary is pretty singular.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Thursday, 15 September 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

that's in Pigeon Forge about 4 hours away.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 15 September 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

"This morning while I was watching the news I saw many reports that I had endorsed Hillary Clinton," read Parton's statement. "My comment about supporting a woman in the White House was taken out of context. I have not endorsed Hillary Clinton nor Donald Trump. I try not to get political but if I am, I might as well just run myself 'cause I've got the hair for it, it's huge, and they could always use more boobs in the race."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 September 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link

What a way to make a livin'!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 22:48 (seven years ago) link

lol Dolly I love her

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 September 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/the_next_20/2016/09/ralph_nader_and_the_tragedy_of_voter_as_consumer_politics.html

Michelle Goldberg bit on Nader 2000 helping encourage voter-as-consumer atomization

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Thursday, 15 September 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

and she will always love you xp

PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 15 September 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

How to Tell If You’re a Jerk: If you think everyone around you is terrible, the joke may be on you.

Here’s something you probably didn’t do this morning: Look in the mirror and ask, am I a jerk? It seems like a reasonable question. There are, presumably, genuine jerks in the world. And many of those jerks, presumably, have a pretty high moral opinion of themselves [...] They don’t think of themselves as jerks, because jerk self-knowledge is hard to come by.

http://nautil.us/issue/40/learning/how-to-tell-if-youre-a-jerk offered without comment

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 15 September 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link

i will vote for Dolly

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 15 September 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link

Dollywood is also far more gay than I think most of its senior attendees would realize.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Thursday, 15 September 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/akcdoWy.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 15 September 2016 23:21 (seven years ago) link

lol Ben Harper is playing Friday at my local Hillary campaign office

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

538 think hillary is more likely to win now than she was after the RNC. all the prediction places agree on this afaict.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 15 September 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

loool at dude behind Trump

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

never been to dollywood, as noted it's pretty far off. would love to go tho'!

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 16 September 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

(little girls _are_ america in those pictures naturally)

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 16 September 2016 00:38 (seven years ago) link

When pressed on whether he continues to believe the long-refuted claim that President Barack Obama is not a US citizen and was not born in Hawaii, Trump replied, "I’ll answer that question at the right time. I just don’t want to answer it yet.”

never. apologize. ever.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 September 2016 00:54 (seven years ago) link

they could always use more boobs in the race

I want this election to go on for six more months just so we have time to get through all the amazing thread titles

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 16 September 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

xp he wants to answer that in the debate when he's get maximum attention/praise for saying obama is a natural born citizen. he doesn't care if it's true or not. he just wants to prolong/maximize the attention.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 September 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

they could always use more boobs in the race

Dolly is wrong, for she hasn't seen Trump naked. Only his doctor has.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 September 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

one other polling remark: we just went through the abrupt change when polling becomes a much more reliable prediction of the election (they're on average right within like 8 points until the end of august, and then jump to within 3-4 in september, http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/23/upshot/were-about-to-enter-a-period-of-polling-volatility.html).

so while this may feel like a swing or a change due to events, it's just as, if not more easily explained as "it was always fairly tight, but now we're measuring more accurately"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 September 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

aren't the polls also switching from 'registered voters' to 'likely voters'?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 September 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

also that for sure. if both screens are modeled correctly then that should make no difference, but if they screw up correcting for one or the other screen then that would likely result in apparent jump in republican support.

whether the jump is from or to the right answer is another question, but the point is it doesn't necessarily imply a shift in the race.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 September 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

pretty good article: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/9/15/1570341/-Daily-Kos-Elections-2016-forecast-Polling-day-from-hell-has-little-effect-on-the-bottom-line

on PEC, meanwhile, people are flipping out because two days after Sam said it was ridiculous how people were freaking out, his Meta-Margin went down to 2.5%, and the random drift to 77%, Bayesian to 86%.

it is kind of ridiculous, in a way, because we fucking did this same shit in 2012 (freak out)

Neanderthal, Friday, 16 September 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

I've been doing it since 2008, youngsters.

Somehow in 2004 I felt Kerry was gonna lose the whole time, so I never had that "oh no it's getting away from us" moment.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 16 September 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

Kerry was never ahead iirc. Sorta like trump.

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

Trump was ahead for a few days right after the Republican convention, I think.

clemenza, Friday, 16 September 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

Nope

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

Wouldn't it make more sense to look at an aggregate of polls?

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=rrpromo#now

clemenza, Friday, 16 September 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

Even in the link you posted yourself:

Trump, however, now leads Clinton by 2 points (41 to 39 percent) in a four-way general election matchup with Libertarian Gary Johnson (10 points) and Green Party candidate Jill Stein (5 points). This is up 1 point from last week.

clemenza, Friday, 16 September 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

man that's the first Daily Kos article I've read in years.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 September 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

This was in that kos article and I thought it was helpful too

https://blog.electiontracking.surveymonkey.com/2016/09/14/2016-vote-and-party-id-the-same-data-tell-two-stories/

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 September 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

Happier times:

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/dear-media-stop-freaking-out-about-donald-trumps-polls/

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 16 September 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

this is amazing

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CscPbYsWYAEFms7.jpg:large

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 September 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link

i wonder how much of trump's support is abused people who need an abuser.

savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 16 September 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

wow. thank goodness trump was around to bring the ugly incident to its conclusion, lol

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 September 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link

Bizarre enough in and of itself; doubly so when combined with what he said yesterday.

Trump refused to say whether he believes Obama was born in Hawaii.

“I’ll answer that question at the right time,” Trump said. “I just don’t want to answer it yet.”

clemenza, Friday, 16 September 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link

Yes a 2 pt lead in a 4-way gen election nat'l matchup ie a thing that never happens and has no relevance

Xxp

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link

it's sad he was a closer

soref, Friday, 16 September 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link

So birtherism is "vicious and conniving"... but not when Trump does it?

jmm, Friday, 16 September 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link

25 million jobs!

Treeship, Friday, 16 September 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

well don't forget, trump believes the actual unemployment rate is above 40%

Clay, Friday, 16 September 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

Something something labor force participation but tbh that's in permanent decline and it's Good Actually™

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 16 September 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

“When offered a choice between two politically intolerable alternatives,” accord­ing to Alasdair MacIntyre, "it is important to choose neither. And when that choice is presented in rival arguments and debates that exclude from public consideration any other set of possibilities, it becomes a duty to withdraw from those arguments and debates, so as to resist the imposition of this false choice by those who have arrogated to themselves the power of framing the alternatives."

http://commonknowledge.dukejournals.org/content/15/3/340.full.pdf

Mordy, Friday, 16 September 2016 04:01 (seven years ago) link

This is a Trump tweet from 2013: "How amazing, the State Health Director who verified copies of Obama’s “birth certificate” died in plane crash today. All others lived"

Frederik B, Friday, 16 September 2016 09:20 (seven years ago) link

MediaMatters on the many times Trump raised the birther issue after he apparently 'brought closure' to it in 2011: http://mediamatters.org/research/2016/09/16/trump-campaign-statement-clashes-recent-birther-claims-made-trump-and-surrogates-media/213133

'Was it a birth certificate? You tell me. Some people say that was not his birth certificate. Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. I’m saying I don’t know. Nobody knows.' etc.

Frederik B, Friday, 16 September 2016 09:36 (seven years ago) link

i wonder how much of trump's support is abused people who need an abuser.

― savvinesslessness (map)

not seeing a shortage of abusers right now tbh

a confederacy of lampreys (rushomancy), Friday, 16 September 2016 10:35 (seven years ago) link

as long as they remain convinced that it's the "other" who are the ones being abused more

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 16 September 2016 11:53 (seven years ago) link

being *going to be

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 16 September 2016 11:54 (seven years ago) link

Fuck that statement for reals. That is some of their most offensive shit to date imo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 September 2016 12:05 (seven years ago) link

And this fucking asshole will not get called out on it of course

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 September 2016 12:06 (seven years ago) link

Yes a 2 pt lead in a 4-way gen election nat'l matchup ie a thing that never happens and has no relevance

Whether it's relevant or not is not the same question as whether it happened or not. I just find it weird that you're adamant that Trump has never led. The RCP tracking poll had him ahead during the same window that Nate Silver did (July 25-29, right after the Republican convention):

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html

It's not important. Which is basically the point--conceding that Trump was indeed ahead for two or three days two months ago doesn't really hurt Clinton's chances in November.

clemenza, Friday, 16 September 2016 12:10 (seven years ago) link

of all the amazing things about that trump campaign statement, my favourite is that senior communications adviser jason miller doesn't understand how inverted commas and paragraphs work together

also i read 'inarguably donald j trump is a closer' as 'is a loser' the first time

a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 September 2016 12:10 (seven years ago) link

thanks for bring this to a conclusion in 2011

In a August 2013 interview with ABC News, Trump said: "Was it a birth certificate? You tell me. Some people say that was not his birth certificate. Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. I'm saying I don't know. Nobody knows."
And in December 2013, Trump even implied that a Hawaii official who had vouched for the birth certificate's authenticity had been murdered. "How amazing, the State Health Director who verified copies of Obama’s 'birth certificate' died in plane crash today. All others lived,"

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 September 2016 12:49 (seven years ago) link

this pic pretty much sums up the election

http://i.imgur.com/luzV2z3.jpg

frogbs, Friday, 16 September 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link

im so tired of this piece of shit

marcos, Friday, 16 September 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link

Seriously. He's like a human oil spill. He ruins everything and it's going to take forever to clean up his mess.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 September 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsZdBwmXEAANSBT.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

Ines de La Cuietaraverified account ‏@InesdLC
Art inside the Trump/Pence HQ at Trump Tower in NYC

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

v important to note the actual wall there between USA & Mexicp

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 16 September 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link

This is what's going to be painted on the Mexico side.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 16 September 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

on the side of the taco bowl

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 September 2016 13:48 (seven years ago) link

Now that he's half-assed (like a full asshole) semi-conceded Obama was born in the USA, maybe he'll suggest building a wall between America and Hawaii.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 13:48 (seven years ago) link

@realDonaldTrump
Attention all hackers: You are hacking everything else so please hack Obama's college records (destroyed?) and check "place of birth"
3:06 AM - 6 Sep 2014

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 September 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

He really is the greatest used cars salesman from NJ that ever lived at this point.

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 13:53 (seven years ago) link

The eagle is nimbly dodging a barrage of throwing stars.

jmm, Friday, 16 September 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link

i mean that statement they put up is just all lies! it's really insane how this is so normal now.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 September 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link

The double speak is truly jaw-dropping. Pence can be wrong on Iraq, but not Clinton. I am not a racist, but she is a bigot. I brought this horrible birther shit to a conclusion by bringing it up.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

and half of the voting public is like "yep"

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 16 September 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

Well, he tells it how it is.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:04 (seven years ago) link

My health records are private, but Hillary is secretly sick.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:04 (seven years ago) link

I am a successful business man because I have successfully weathered several bankruptcies. Hillary's husband is a philanderer, but I am happily married to my third wife.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

Hillary needs to stop being secretive, no I won't release tax returns

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

She has something she's hiding. I, however, have nothing to hide, which is why you don't need to see it.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

"I just find it weird that you're adamant that Trump has never led" Clemenza dares to mention the fact that this thread is for Hillary Kool-Aid drinkers only--this bubble you are in mirrors that of the HRC campaign itself. The proof is in the pudding, she won't win without millennials and that pudding ship has sailed. We all tried to warn you, go with the not-"most hated" candidate who polls 10 pts over Trump consistently. Now look where you are?

Iago Galdston, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

oh well at least now we know you're just a butthurt sanders supporter and not actually a rah-rah trumphead

Mordy, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

got any metaphors to mangle before doctors put chloroform over your face?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 September 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

Clemenza that RCP link had Clinton still up by 1.5 wtf

Xxp

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

i can't believe the extortion argument didn't work to convince dem primary voters. "you've got an awfully nice country here. it would be a shame if something happened to it. vote sanders 2016."

Mordy, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

yeah Trump's projection skills are legendary at this point. I expect him to let it slip at some point that he thinks Hillary wants to bang Chelsea

frogbs, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

Hillary has millennials in double digits over trump the fuck out of here with that

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 September 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

yeah but she doesn't have the millennial bernie primary voters dumb enough to think that gary johnson believes in the same things as them

Mordy, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

Hillary has millennials in double digits over trump the fuck out of here with that

Yeah but you've got to get them out to vote but ugh no that's too hard I don't want to vote where's my allowance I need to order take out ugh.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

She has something she's hiding. I, however, have nothing to hide, which is why you don't need to see it.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, September 16, 2016 10:12 AM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BELIEVE ME

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

All the handwringing over millennials reminds me that they don't vote

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 September 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

He really is the greatest used cars salesman from NJ that ever lived at this point.

He is from Queens, lazy slander against the Garden State is unnecessary.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 September 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

I'll have to check on it, but pretty sure Queens is in NJ.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

no you're thinking of staten island

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 16 September 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

queens is in long island

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 16 September 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

anyway the Trump thing I'm horrified/secretly impressed by the most is his willingness to blatantly lie about anything, including things that wouldn't matter at all if not for his incredibly fragile ego - e.g. his claim that the people of Flint were chanting "let him speak! let him speak!" despite multiple accounts of "nobody said that, in fact they heckled you and the pastor you just attacked came to your defense".

frogbs, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

All the handwringing over millennials reminds me that they don't vote

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, September 16, 2016 10:30 AM (twelve seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't
Vote!
Don't
Drink!
Don't
Fuck!
At least I can
Fucking think!

how's life, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

lol

marcos, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

Frogbs it's because he's a narcissist sociopath

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 September 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

He really is the greatest used cars salesman from NJ that ever lived at this point.

He is from Queens, lazy slander against the Garden State is unnecessary.

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, September 16, 2016 10:30 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was born and raised in NJ I can say whatever I want about it. Characterization is based off personal observations

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

Millennials vote and they're voting for Hillary. Xposts

The generational story this election is white baby boomers going for Trump. Even in old age they prefer excitement to competence and narcissism to compromise.

Treeship, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

Millennials don't have cars so how are they supposed to vote? I mean, ugh, can't we just do it all online? Like, text a thumbs up or something?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

white baby boomers

White male baby boomers, which is still ironic, because the Clintons are like the ur-baby boomers. Won't see Fleetwood Mac at the Trump party, you'd get, like, Kansas.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

Maybe there's a subreddit so they can upvote their candidate choice or whatever I'm bored now

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

no fucking way does Trump like Kansas

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 September 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

But Kansas likes Trump, and you get what you can get.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

(Probably likes Trump, I should say. It's either them or the Return of the Return of Bruno, pickings are slim.)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

Self-negating Greenwald:

A lot of times, you can invent examples that are just so extreme that they even cloud or obscure the debate rather than help it. So during the torture debate, everyone who wants to justify torture sits down and plays games with their imagination and looks to TV shows — “Okay, it’s a ticking time bomb with radioactive material in three hours and will kill 100 million people unless you torture someone. And do you do it?”

That’s a hard question to answer. You can’t answer that blithely. But the important thing is that scenario is never the case in the real world.

. . . Say, if Donald Trump has a heart attack, and he’s leading in the polls and he’ll win, and the doctor could say, “I could do everything possible to save his life, or I can just do a little less and maybe he’ll die and he won’t be president.” I wouldn’t want doctors making those kinds of decisions that way, and I don’t want journalists making those kinds of decisions either.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 16 September 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

@jacobinmag
Hillary Clinton's new book has sold less copies than a Jacobin volume called "The ABCs of Socialism."

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 September 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

On a positive tip, I have to feel like, due to our constant exposure to Trump's untethered pathology, the critical thinking skills of a certain segment of the population are likely to improve at least a little. These are traits that many people may have never been exposed to before (or at least not to the outsized extent to which Trump's psychological ailments present themselves). Some people will always be swayed by, for example, a pathological liar's ability to utter falsehoods with complete conviction, but there are others who are going to get a lot better at calling people out when they pull a Trump and at spotting that shit a mile away when future politicians inevitably try to recapture Trump's special brand of insane magic.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 September 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

xpost @jacobinmag The word you're looking for is 'fewer'.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 September 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

We don't need your bourgeois grammar.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 16 September 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

Clemenza that RCP link had Clinton still up by 1.5 wtf

― Οὖτι]

It doesn't, no. Scroll down to the tracking poll on that page, Trump vs. Clinton; Trump takes over the lead--the red line moves above the blue line--for the same three days in July where Silver had him in the line.

I honestly feel silly pressing this point. I want Clinton to win. But I don't want to be one of those unskewed poll guys, trying to deny something that clearly is true.

clemenza, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link

"in the lead"

clemenza, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link

We don't need your bourgeois grammar.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/34/91/4a/34914a2f0d58ac5f36e4376fcd73fd13.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

i wonder what kind of music trump likes? i wonder if he even likes music at all

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

Can't remember where I saw it, but someone observed his pre-rally music was a lot of Andrew Lloyd Weber.

pplains, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

Trump's favorite song is the last one he heard someone else playing.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 September 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

Millennials don't have cars so how are they supposed to vote? I mean, ugh, can't we just do it all online? Like, text a thumbs up or something?

Have it be like a dating app where you just like left-swipe some candidates and right-swipe others, then get back to yr cold-brew or whatever.

inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 September 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

Whether it's relevant or not is not the same question as whether it happened or not. I just find it weird that you're adamant that Trump has never led. The RCP tracking poll had him ahead during the same window that Nate Silver did (July 25-29, right after the Republican convention)

ah so a couple polls taken right after the convention showed him barely ahead, I concede this insignificant point and apologize for my misleading generalization that he's never been ahead.

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

xxp

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

Good times:

https://youtu.be/jSGLOLQz40M

Fuck you, Fallon and NBC.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

oh wow he finally dropped the birther stuff

frogbs, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

fallon sucks

marcos, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

very magnanimous (is how it will be spun)

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 16 September 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

Gee, Trump really caves under pressure. I was hoping he'd be stronger and hold his ground. What else will he flip flop on?

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

fuck this guy forever but that was seriously some A+ clowning of CNN, this is amazing

frogbs, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

this shit stain has turned this "campaign event" into a promotion for his new hotel! this is so fucking stupid

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 September 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

but also, incredible

frogbs, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

CNN is going into a full-on meltdown over this. On the other hand it's their own fault for being so stupidly gullible about this in the first place.

frogbs, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

wait what happened on Fallon I missed something

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

link?

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

xp

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

he did a kiss ass interview and played with trumps hair

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

hey Trump hosted SNL he must be all right, right? all just a bit of fun!

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

Fallon is, perhaps counterintuitively to Clint, the nadir of Eastwood's "pussy generation" label

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 September 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

(except Fallon is actually what, about 44? he just entertains the post-funny cohort)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 September 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

Fallon's always been a vacuum to me, an eager to please hack

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

At what point exactly is someone going to come back from the future and put a stop to all of this?

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

I just watched a Futurama episode about that (granted it was Nixon running, not Trump)

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

does this mean you're going to quote the Nixon on Twitter

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 September 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

*waggles jowls*

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

I appreciate Fallon's chummy & genial 'hey, we're all just people, and people are okay in my book!' interview style. I found his interviews with Pol Pot and John Wayne Gacy really charming.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 September 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

That was peak Jimmy Fallon.

jmm, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

tbf Trump probably gave Fallon a fuckton of blow

flappy bird, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

stage that he made announcement from has collapsed.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

Darn! Next time try the log on the rope or the spike pit with hay on top

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

I kinda wonder if this stunt will hurt him w his hardcore racist/tea party/alt-right moron base

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

It seems unlikely but still

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

Trolling the MSM-illuminati-rothschild-CNN? They'll love it I'm sure.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

@tinyrevolution
The best part of the Trump presidency will be Bill Clinton following his natural instinct to ingratiate himself with him

"Unlike some of my friends, I believe there are many positive things about Donald & we have to be honest about that"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 September 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

this is Trump's "pivot" towards the center isn't it

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

At least until he starts waffling, by let's say...tomorrow?

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 September 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

wow

sleeve, Friday, 16 September 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

I think this guy is the only journalist working right now

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold

some gold in here

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/776782075420610561

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 September 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

trump won't last five seconds with his new "more moderate" stance if he gets the slightest hint that the base doesn't like it

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 September 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

yeah they love this shit

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 16 September 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

James F. Logue ‏@J_F_Logue 2m2 minutes ago
@BenjySarlin Harambe Shrugged.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 September 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

what happened with cnn though? meltdown over what?

akm, Friday, 16 September 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

they aired what amounted to a free campaign ad under the guise that Trump was going to speak on the birther shit . so pretty much what they have been doing for over a year now.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

jesus

akm, Friday, 16 September 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

this was discussed earlier in thread, but the nyt actually calls this a 'lie' for once

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/17/us/politics/donald-trump-obama-birther.html

The essential question — why promote a lie? — may be unanswerable. It might not matter. He kept doing it.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

YEAH WHY PROMOTE A LIE MEDIA I AM CONFUSED

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

press seems genuinely pissed about this, I predict a few days of bad shit for Trump after they've been playing nice over the last couple weeks

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

like the NYT and WaPo headlines both changed from "Trump Says Obama was born in US" to some variation of "Trump lies and manipulates stuff"

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

the times has the word "lie" on the front page for what seems like the time this campaign (ever?)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

yup

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link

what did he say after that? xxp

Congressional Black Caucus had a moral-witness rally covered by CNN in the last hour. Such events will be easier for them once Charlie Rangel is consigned to oblivion in about 100 days.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

I fully expect the Trump campaign to start using this new Attila song as their theme in the run-up to the debates.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H1I63FkUeY

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

doesn't matter if they call what he says it's a lie, it's the new york times, they're totally biased remember

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 September 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

it's true they don't write good

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

some people have a way with words and others... oh, not have way, I guess

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

Im impressed that after arguably trumps best week he wraps it up with this cock up of an event and pissing off his press pool

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

doesn't seem like a smart move if he aspires to extend his constituency beyond white people

p.s. he's a racist liar

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

nyt has been a fucking shonda this election

Mordy, Friday, 16 September 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

Im impressed that after arguably trumps best week he wraps it up with this cock up of an event and pissing off his press pool

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, September 16, 2016 1:25 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's totally in character. He is perpetually his own worst enemy. 99% of everything that has hobbled his chances of winning this election is directly attributable to something he himself has said or done or not done. So, to that extent, god bless him.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

I am curious about the wider effect on his polling this will have - can see it being interpreted as a "see, he's reasonable!" moment (a la McCain dressing down crank lady at that Q&A) by GOP fence-sitters. It does strike me as likely that the alt-right will just see this as sleight-of-hand/he's still one of US! So maybe good for him...? idk

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

i actually figured trump was going to do his birther reversal at the first debate for maximal presidentialness. the press would have wet itself

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

Trump is seriously that funny, the asshole.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

smh what a simp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

I had one more thing about Twitty City, the other thing besides the airbrushed jeans jacket was a HUGE book, like old school Indiana Jones dictionary sized, that purported to be a complete list of everyone in the world even distantly related to Conway Twitty (this being before the days of Ancestry.com etc)

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

are the roots no longer fallon's house band? what did they play when trump walked on?

I cry, and watch my DivX's of Brass Eye to console myself.... (stevie), Friday, 16 September 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

Taibbi on the Clintonista media whining:

The giveaway in this latest "false balance" debate is the language. There are people wailing about a "weaponized" media that just this once needs to be leashed a bit, given the circumstances. This is classic "information is dangerous" rhetoric.
There are even people in our business using this high-pressure situation to argue for less access and transparency, in the name of keeping future generations of politicians safe from the prying eyes of the public! Most reporters view their jobs as being basically the opposite of that.

In truth, the media landscape is massive and there's room to cover everything. It's worth noting that the exploration of Trump's iniquities and unfitness for office in the last year has been truly awesome, both in terms of raw volume and vehemence of tone.
Anyone who tries to argue that there's insufficiently vast documentation of Trump's insanity is either being willfully obtuse or not paying real attention to the news. Just follow this latest birther faceplant. The outrage is all out there, in huge quantities. It's just not having the predicted effect.

So media consumers are reduced to blaming the closeness of the race on a species they've practically made extinct with their choices over the years: investigative reporters.

The irony is, the Clinton Foundation thing is a rare example of an important story that is getting anything like the requisite attention. The nexus of elite connections that sits behind tales like Bill Clinton taking $1.5 million in speaking fees from a Swiss bank (and foundation donor) while that same bank is seeking relief from Hillary Clinton's State Department is exactly the kind of thing that requires the scrutiny of reporters....

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/stop-whining-about-false-balance-w440228

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 September 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

found this:

So what did the Roots crew play for Trump? *Drum roll, please.*

Erykah Badu’s “20 Feet Tall.” The lyrics include the following:

Then you, you built a wall
A 20 foot wall
So I couldn’t see
If I get off my knees I might recall I’m 20 feet tall

nomar, Friday, 16 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

fallon is such a little twerp

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

kimmel went one hundred times harder at leno for the conan o'brien shit.

nomar, Friday, 16 September 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

Thank you for reminding me of that beautiful moment in broadcast history. And that was just directed at a dude who kinda stole a show from another dude.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 September 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

Regardless of what you think of Mark Cuban I really wish someone would do this:

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/296336-mark-cuban-offers-trump-10-million-for-interview

That is, force Trump to actually explain fucking anything in detail.

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

Trump currently calculating how many self-portraits he could buy with that $10 million

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

How many do you think he'd need to wallpaper the WALL?

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

We all know this is impossible

Mark Cuban ✔ @mcuban
2) @realDonaldTrump groundrules are that you cant mention the Clintons or discuss anything other than the details and facts of yr plans and

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 September 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

Paraphrasing a post from a friend covering the Trump campaign: "What it's like to cover the Trump campaign. Gave up on getting credentials for the Friday DC event. This morning finally get confirmed for credentials two minutes before the security sweep is done, then also confirmed for an Austin event I didn't request that is nowhere on his posted schedule."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

"What did we expect Jimmy Fallon to do with Donald Trump, anyway?"

http://www.avclub.com/article/what-did-we-expect-jimmy-fallon-do-donald-trump-an-242733

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Friday, 16 September 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

Well, for starters, he could have punched him in the face.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

Nauseating listening to the Buffalo guy (who now, after excoriating him during the primaries, is in full swoon over Trump) go on about Trump putting one over on the media today (i.e., get everyone to cover the birther press conference, spend one minute on that in exchange for a free half-hour commercial). If Trump announces a half-hour press conference, it's going to be covered no matter what (by CNN, at least)--he doesn't need to put anything over on anyone.

If this does end up being close, I would love for some exit poll to suggest that all the birther nonsense cost Trump the election. (I don't know how that would work--just fantasizing.) Live by the sword, etc.

clemenza, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

What do we want from Jimmy Fallon, anyway? This is a man who’s built his entire talk-show career on being blandly inoffensive. He’s precluded so much as the potential for coming off as challenging by all but replacing the act of asking questions, for God’s sake. Did we really expect Fallon to challenge Trump here to anything more than a lip-sync battle?

This is confusing things, imo. The first question is normative, the second one is predictive.

jmm, Friday, 16 September 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link

Question about Trump tax returns: obviously you file with the IRS, and the IRS is the government. So the government (as such) has his returns. To what legal extent, if any, is a presidential candidate, let alone a president, entitled to privacy? Could a President Trump still keep his finances totally private while explicitly enjoying the power to exploit his position for personal gain? That is, can a US president go full kleptocrat if he (or she!) wanted to? If congress demanded he reveal his taxes, would he have to, under threat of ... contempt? Something like that? Or would there first have to be indication of something illegal going on?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

I don't believe the birther stuff will cost him. He's somewhat successfully bullshitted his way out of it so that the media is actually treating it as a debate over "who started it".

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 16 September 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

https://www.makeminecount.org

Mordy, Friday, 16 September 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

this is a good if somewhat depressing glimpse from the past:
http://web.archive.org/web/20060212111358/http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~aaronson/nadertrader2.html

Mordy, Friday, 16 September 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

"Let's see what happens"--you'll hear this phrase for the next few days.

clemenza, Friday, 16 September 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

Just saw a BMW SUV with a Carson sticker peel out, race around traffic on the shoulder, cut off someone in the right lane and get back into traffic in the left lane as the right lane continued to pass him. I don't know what this means. Just reports from the field.

how's life, Friday, 16 September 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

Sounds vaguely like everyone's entrance at that one Republican debate.

clemenza, Friday, 16 September 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

i wish we lived in the alternate dimension where carson was the republican nominee

Mordy, Friday, 16 September 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

Lads did we not get this sorted

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

not until nov sadly

Mordy, Friday, 16 September 2016 23:39 (seven years ago) link

Just saw a BMW SUV with a Carson sticker peel out, race around traffic on the shoulder, cut off someone in the right lane and get back into traffic in the left lane as the right lane continued to pass him. I don't know what this means. Just reports from the field.

― how's life, Friday, September 16, 2016 6:11 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sounds vaguely like everyone's entrance at that one Republican debate.

― clemenza, Friday, September 16, 2016 6:13 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This makes as much sense as anything that's happened this year.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 16 September 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link

America hasn't made sense for years, all those jobs got shipped overseas years ago.

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link

eh alot of the older angry trump voters are 50+ year olds who got fucked over by the great recession. I feel like the titanic productivity gains from the 90s on made alot of these poor people's jobs obsolete and the recession gave their employers the cover to axe all of them.. at least thats what it seemed like at my old workplace - everyone who was canned was kinda shit at their job and 50+.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 17 September 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/if-you-want-donald-trumps-tax-returns-start-asking-now-1786671720

"There is supposedly a consensus across the entire mainstream press on what the terms here are. It is unacceptable for any candidate to conceal their financial situation. To be a candidate, a person must disclose their tax returns.

Yet reporters continue to ask Donald Trump questions about subjects other than his missing tax returns. When they do this, they are conceding that Trump can be a presidential candidate, after all, despite refusing to release his returns. It is a losing strategy.

Yes, there are dozens of other issues that Donald Trump ought to be asked about. Many of them are, in the abstract, more important than mere IRS paperwork—his ongoing appeals to white supremacists, his cavalier attitude about nuclear war, his ignorance or confusion about the basic mechanics of domestic or foreign policy.

But those are all complicated matters, and asking about any of them opens up a new sequence of claims and counterclaims and self-contradictions. Letting Trump jabber about serious policy is of minimal value, when he just makes up his plans on the spot and will say something else about them later. Catching Trump in those inconsistencies is so easy it’s essentially pointless. Even Trump doesn’t care.

What Trump does care about is hiding his tax returns. This is the one thing he is consistent about. Focus on it. It’s a very simple and binary issue: Releasing tax returns is a basic duty of being a candidate, and Trump has not done it."

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 17 September 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link

eh

Treeship, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link

the risk there is that if he does release them -- and they are not as crazy as people predict (cf romney turned out to have paid taxes actually) -- then the press looks stupid and like they were "reaching"

Treeship, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

unchillest bro of all time. i like to think that fallon saw trump as like the white whale of tonight show guests. like, if he could make this guy seem normal and likable, he truly is the rightful heir to carson

Treeship, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

Treeship, I disagree. I think the returns would/will inevitably cause problems for his business (the only reason I buy him not releasing them - I don't believe in the theory that he won't release because he's not as rich as he claims to be) and that will prove worthwhile enough to justify making them a big deal.

I just think the press is exhausted by him and his campaign. They have to hold special emergency conference calls about his bullshit, like the hotel tour today. He's worn them down.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

xp I see Fallon as more of a "just following orders" kind-of guy. He'd probably be shocked to find out he's alive.

larry appleton, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

IPSOs/Reuters has Hil back up 4

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

I think Fallon is a kids' birthday party clown who accidentally made a couple of great choices during his career. Stopped clock.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

he's a total airhead

Treeship, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

but he is likable enough and he likes to make other people seem likable and that is his job. i am not outraged at how he seemed to have real affection for trump -- he does the same thing for everyone -- but it was weird to watch. fallon is a master at his milquetoast art but i don't respect this art.

Treeship, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

People are getting the shit beaten out of them because Trump, and Fallon's tussling his hair. C'mon. I'm boycotting CBS and NBC for their Trump support, as if I watched that garbage in the first place.

larry appleton, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

Next in the crosshairs are those Twitter alt left bros who are flabbergasted that people find Trump so appalling. Fuck 'em, too.

larry appleton, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

ah so a couple polls taken right after the convention showed him barely ahead, I concede this insignificant point

538 and RCP don't poll--they track the average of hundreds of other polls. The poll you posted, NBC/Survey Monkey, that was a single poll. I'm guessing you know this.

Sorry, Οὖτις, but you kind of remind me of Trump when you post something like that. You said something that is factually wrong, I (politely) said so, and then you just dig in your heels.

clemenza, Saturday, 17 September 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

you kind of remind me of Trump

regardless of the justice of this observation, now that you've made it publically you should be prepared to fight a duel at sunrise with pistols at ten paces

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 17 September 2016 04:05 (seven years ago) link

you think people getting the shit beat out of them is bad, just imagine what happened bc of the patriot act

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 September 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link

God yr obtuse clemenza. I know rcp and 538 dont poll - and their averages only briefly showed trump ahead because of a couple polls taken over a 3-day period. The significance of which you yourself said was minimal. So i'm glad you pride yourself on being technically correct on this semantic point but wtf.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 17 September 2016 05:21 (seven years ago) link

He joked about her getting assassinated again.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/17/donald-trump-says-hillary-clintons-bodyguards-should-disarm-and/

how's life, Saturday, 17 September 2016 10:45 (seven years ago) link

xp If you don't like people being right, maybe don't specifically contradict them in the first place?

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 17 September 2016 11:07 (seven years ago) link

Treeship, I disagree. I think the returns would/will inevitably cause problems for his business (the only reason I buy him not releasing them - I don't believe in the theory that he won't release because he's not as rich as he claims to be) and that will prove worthwhile enough to justify making them a big deal.

Those are the same thing though - his brand (both in business and politics) is about how rich he is, how successful a businessman he is - part of his claimed wealth is the value that his name brings to things.

Mitt Romney had the same expectation of privacy as the rest of is, us what stopped him releasing his mostly-unremarkable tax returns. Trump doesn't have that - when the co-writer of the Art of the Game wanted more access, Trump just hooked him up with a second phone on Trump's phone line:

There was not a single call that Trump deemed too private for Schwartz to hear. “He loved the attention,” Schwartz recalls. “If he could have had three hundred thousand people listening in, he would have been even happier.”

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 17 September 2016 11:45 (seven years ago) link

unrelated but well this is happening in my county

http://www.wftv.com/news/local/orange-county-school-district-says-student-must-have-permission-to-kneel-during-national-anthem/446448711

this might finally be the thing that gets the creepy state statute about the pledge in schools repealed, esp given SCOTUS case law (Tinker v Des Moines) on public school speech.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 12:57 (seven years ago) link

schools can police children p much however they want though

esempiu (crüt), Saturday, 17 September 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link

Ha -- not with our state legislature. Black athletes kneeling + high school sports + white supermajority = SOOL

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 September 2016 13:10 (seven years ago) link

xpost

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 September 2016 13:11 (seven years ago) link

schools can police children p much however they want though

― esempiu (crüt), Saturday, September 17, 2016 9:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only to an extent. public schools can ban things like obscenity on t-shirts/school newspaper and what not but are limited in banning other forms of speech/expression unless it "materially and substantially interferes with the requirements of appropriate discipline in the operation of the school."

granted, schools get away with this kind of rule-bending *all the time* cos most students are too afraid to challenge them, but I can't imagine what discipline issues would occur here other than resulting from the faculty ostracizing the students by calling attention to it. Also think the parental proviso kinda negates the 'free speech' part cos it relies on them sharing the same beliefs.

anywho, brief diversion...back to yer regularly scheduled programming.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 13:25 (seven years ago) link

I don't even fucking know why we have the national anthem at sporting events, let alone the pledge of allegiance in schools (do they even do that anymore? I should ask my kids).

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

at some sporting events that occur on Sundays, we even have prayers before the game. which usually eerily invokes some kind of blatant, unwavering support for the military.

I like soccer matches where teams from other countries come over here and play cos then I get to hear another fuckin' national anthem for once.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

I'm not offended by the national anthems at games. I'm offended that, out of all of the singers in Central Florida, they seem to get the worst volunteers to sing the thing at Orlando City games. last match I went to had a jazz quartet where the soprano should have been fired. and then there was an awkward attempt at a Bobby McFerrin-esque version where the dude couldn't stay in the same key for the entire song.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

Pledges/anthems aren't necessarily the problem - it's their use as a litmus test to identify internal enemies.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

I wondered why people who flubbed words were getting escorted out of the stadium

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

You know what I mean.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

I miss the good ol days when Obama caused a mild controversy for not wearing a flag pin on the campaign trail.
can we have *that* America back?

serge thoroughgoods (will), Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:37 (seven years ago) link

Right! It's not an expression of patriotism it's something to measure people's failure to be maximally patriotic by.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

best version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73ZsDdK0sTI

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

Bunch of bombs in the air

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

my friend likes to shout "It's Enrico Pollozzo (sp?)" at baseball games

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

Because I read it today, Robert Paxton: "no swastikas in American fascism, but Stars and Stripes (or Stars and Bars) and Christian crosses. No racist salute, but mass recitations of the pledge of allegiance. These symbols contain no whiff of fascism in themselves, of course, but an American fascism would transform them into obligatory litmus tests for detecting the internal enemy."

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

i admit I get a little annoyed when people shout shit during the anthem, but I think that has less to do with admiration for it and more to do with it being rude to interrupt someone singing.

my earlier joek aside I do agree w/ you tho - look at the shit given to that Olympian for merely not putting her hand over her heart (though that had a lot to do with sexism too as many male counterparts did the same and got no grief).

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

whadya think Trump's going to change the anthem to when he wins

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

whadya think Trump's going to change the anthem to when he wins

Tina Turner, "Simply the Best"

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

America by Neil diamond, sans irony.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

Depends on who the highest bidder is. I'm rooting for the Fantanas

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

These symbols contain no whiff of fascism in themselves

except that part in the national anthem that talks about how awesome slavery is

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I think he was trying to avoid alienating folks who would otherwise like that stuff.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

I mean, I'm Scottish, the UK national anthem used to (still does?) gloat about conquering us. And either way, I don't sing it - the only time it comes up is in church, and I feel it's somewhat blasphemous.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

is that true? i know what line you're talking about but i thought it refers to british impressment (that's why it's coupled w/ 'hireling'). doesn't really make sense as just a non-sequitar. xxp

Mordy, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

"the pledge of allegiance in schools (do they even do that anymore? I should ask my kids)"

i'm in berkeley schools and they do a pledge to the earth and society. it would probably make my republican relatives blow their fucking brains out screaming about liberal indoctrination

akm, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

(after typing that post i did some research and apparently a. this is a point of contention and b. i didn't know but there were UK regiments made up of former slaves fighting for their freedom to which it could be referring - which is still gross as hell to begrudge them their fight for freedom but still not really celebrating the institution of slavery...)

Mordy, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

(nb i know key was a pos)

Mordy, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

My niece is learning it and is getting taught the colors of the flag.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

No pledge at my daughter's school, she has no idea what it is

Οὖτις, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

that Cave 76 National Anthem is literally my favorite joke of all time

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

I wondered why people who flubbed words were getting escorted out of the stadium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzBq0n8dxFQ

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

... the story behind that is, because of a lack of Tories in Wales, an Englishman had to be installed as Secretary of State for Wales and that is him and that is the Welsh National Anthem.

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

lol I like how he's emulating mouth shapes to appear to be singing the right words. I've done that at times

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=32&v=DrHsOQfiptA

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

Secretary of State for Scotland isn't exactly representative at the moment.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

lol omg this anthem by Kat Deluna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf1HMZbTcz0

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

i was about to say it wasn't THAT bad, but "land of the free" to the end went to a new level

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

the breathing three times in one phrase is, I suspect, something that will bother DJP and I more than most of the other posters itt.

but yeah, the end was...Bleeding Gums Murphy territory.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

and the home of the brave

...
the brave

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

Apparently Trump is saying he'll roll back the opening to Cuba - Will this be meaningful? (deferring to our resident expert)

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

Pledges/anthems aren't necessarily the problem - it's their use as a litmus test to identify internal enemies.

My school pledges every morning, it's gross. The most annoying, fake ppl are the first ones to stop your conversation and ostentatiously face the nearest flag with their hand over their heart. I'm sure the principal doesn't really care but it would be UPROAR if she stopped doing it.

In fact I heard something the other day about how some students are refusing to stand, and the principal had to MAKE AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT that the teachers aren't legally allowed to FORCE students to stand and pledge.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

o'er the laaa...and ofthe FREEeeeeeEEEuhEEEEEuhhEEEEEEEEUH

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

ILX introduced me to this gem a few years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDDvlcNSMo

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

dig his imitation of Link holding up the triforce at the end

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

Good piece on Marvin Gaye's rendition:
http://grantland.com/features/the-marvin-gaye-national-anthem/

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

that madison rising version is pretty special

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

We did the pledge at elementary school (minus the God line, which is a McCarthy-era add-on anyway) but not in junior and senior high school. Anthem only at games, never more than the first verse.

jane burkini (suzy), Saturday, 17 September 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

i don't think the SSB has verses ?

we did the pledge though high school. i remember a good friend of mine was the guy who would do the morning announcements on the PA, which included doing the pledge -- one morning, because he was a goofball, not necessarily a provocateur, he performed some sort of irreverent version of it and there was talk of him being disciplined. it was a huge deal, the health teacher (who, looking back, was a good dude) was passionately standing up for his right to free speech, etc...ah, small town america

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Saturday, 17 September 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

i'm gonna go see a lynda barry gallery show here in a minute and one of the endearing/enduring images from the Marlys stories is when a pair of kids visit the grave of one of their father and they approach it, stand silently and then the son puts his hand over his heart and they both say the pledge of allegiance over his grave because it's the only words that feel sacred enough to matter

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 17 September 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

btw, thanks for giving me a reason to revisit Marvin's rendition. it's been too long.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 17 September 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

SSB has at least three verses, one of which says "and this be our motto, in God is our trust"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

Google says 4. Hmm

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

My younger daughter says they got the pledge in 1st and 2nd grade, but not in 3rd or (so far) 4th. So file it under one of those "now that we've got that shit out of the way, let's get on to important" things. I've always thought that the worst thing about the national anthem (forgetting for the moment that there are apparently verses that literally no one knows about, let alone sings), is that the fucking song is unsingable.

I did some minimal research and learned that national anthems around the world, as a thing, are by and large only from the last 150 years or so.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

SSB has at least three verses, one of which says "and this be our motto, in God is our trust"

― Neanderthal, Saturday, September 17, 2016 3:57 PM (twenty-three minutes ago)

huh i feel as though i must have known this bit of trivia at some point in my life but that's all it is -- trivia -- no one ever sings those other verses

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Saturday, 17 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

SSB has that verse about killing slaves, that's a nice bit.

akm, Saturday, 17 September 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link

SSB has a bridge in 5/4, almost always omitted

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 17 September 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

SSB has a wicked drums and space section, only present in versions by the Grateful Dead.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 17 September 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link

SSB has Forever Changes inspired bit where some of the singers say 'air' and some of the singers say 'earth' at the same time

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 17 September 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

SSB covered by James Brown as "Funky Banner, Pts. 1 & 2"

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 17 September 2016 22:04 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPM9oIJgk1Y

Brad C., Saturday, 17 September 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

All this reminds me that, growing up as an Army brat, when we went to see movies at the post theater, they played the anthem before movies. And everyone stood, took off hats, hands over hearts. Etc.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Saturday, 17 September 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link

They should change the National Anthem

Treeship, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

That verse is comparably offensive to the Washington Redskins.

Treeship, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

Trump's had a particularly glorious day on Twitter.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

Saw some of that earlier...He keeps the best running enemies list since Nixon, easy. His timing, as always, is unfathomable.

clemenza, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:25 (seven years ago) link

"Crazy Maureen Dowd, the wacky columnist..."

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:25 (seven years ago) link

Dopey Robert Gates. Failing NY Times. Boring Anti-Trump Panelists. Losers in Life.

clemenza, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

He's pissed at the Times because they published a huge article on all the tax breaks he's gotten from New York City since the '70s. The best quote, IMO:

“Donald Trump is probably worse than any other developer in his relentless pursuit of every single dime of taxpayer subsidies he can get his paws on,” said Alicia Glen, Mayor Bill de Blasio’s deputy mayor for housing and economic development, who first battled Mr. Trump when she worked in Mr. Giuliani’s administration.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

He needs to settle on which epithet to use for Maureen Dowd.

jmm, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

Mel said Brendan Behan was a big fan of the 2000 Year Old Man anthem joke

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

Good thing he talked his lawyers out of suing. Make America Calm and Reasonable Again.

clemenza, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

very presidential

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link

The most presidential

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link

This is worth a read for LOLs.

http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-0918-lopez-spencer-election--20160916-snap-story.html

Especially:

Every year, he said, he and President Reagan would drive out to see the Rev. Jerry Falwell, and every year, Falwell would implore Reagan — who was an abortion foe but had signed an abortion bill as governor — to take up abortion and repeal Roe vs. Wade. Reagan would listen politely but commit to nothing.

On one trip back to the White house, Spencer turned to Reagan and said:

“’Mr. President, are you giving serious thought to trying to repeal Roe v. Wade?’ He turned to me and said, ‘Stu, do I look insane to you?’ I said, ‘No sir, you look wonderful.’”

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 18 September 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

So bomb in NJ today and explosion on 23rd st?

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 18 September 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link

don't tell Democratic voters that Reagan story; print the legend

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 September 2016 03:08 (seven years ago) link

"I must tell you that just before I got off the plane, a bomb went off in New York and nobody knows exactly what’s going on. But boy, we are living in a time — we better get very tough, folks. We better get very, very tough."

Neanderthal, Sunday, 18 September 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

Holy shit, I came here to paste that exact quote.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 September 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

But boy, we are living in a time

booming

Neanderthal, Sunday, 18 September 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link

I've so internalized Dr. Casino's spot-on Trump imitations, I actually thought that quote was written by you.

clemenza, Sunday, 18 September 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link

may you live in times

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 18 September 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link

Elsewhere: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/18/us/politics/donald-trump-presidential-race.html

WASHINGTON — When Donald J. Trump descended on the capital Friday, he was expected to finally concede that the racially tinged falsehood he had gleefully propagated, that President Obama was born outside of the United States, had in fact been a lie.

But before Mr. Trump got around to what was a grudging and terse admission, which itself included a falsehood about the provenance of so-called birtherism, he had some business to tend to.

“Nice hotel,” said Mr. Trump, the Republican nominee for president, delighting in his newest property and the opportunity to plug it free on live television. He was holding his news conference at his new hotel in the Old Post Office building on Pennsylvania Avenue, which, he promised, is “going to be something very special.”

He seemed untroubled in using an ostensible campaign event just a few blocks from the White House to openly promote his personal commercial interests 52 days before the election.

In fact, this past week offered a vivid illustration of how little regard Mr. Trump has for the long-held expectations of America’s leaders. He is not only breaking the country’s political norms, he and his campaign aides are now all but mocking them.

Etc.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 September 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link

The Trump hotel in question will likely be a financial flop.

After the project was awarded to Trump, a Washington Post columnist calculated that Trump's new hotel might have to charge average rates of as much as $750 per night. At the time, Ivanka Trump responded angrily that "his numbers are pure speculation and, simply put, wrong." Yet it was Ivanka who was wrong. On weeknights this fall, the hotel's least expensive rooms will go for between $735 and $995 a night.

Trump had said his DC hotel would feature two high-end restaurants. He had originally signed up two celebrity chefs, José Andrés and Geoffrey Zakarian, to open highly anticipated restaurants in the hotel. Then Trump launched his presidential bid by calling Mexican immigrants rapists and criminals, and both restaurateurs backed out. Trump is now suing each of them. ... (Tom) Colicchio is just one of several chefs who declined to get involved with Trump's DC hotel. As a result, the hotel will open with no top-drawer destination restaurant. Instead, it will feature just one establishment: BLT Prime, a chain steakhouse.

Perhaps worse for the Trump clan, there are signs that Donald Trump's divisive political campaign is turning off consumers. One industry site estimates that Trump's hotel business overall may be down by almost 60 percent.

I'm going to enjoy watching the post-election denoument for the Trumps, as his name becomes synonymous with racism, and importantly, losing, every hotel that licensed his brand (he owns few) gets out of their contracts as soon as legally possible, and he still has to endure that rape trial.

gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Sunday, 18 September 2016 04:53 (seven years ago) link

On the hotels, I've been looking at travelling to New York next year and the Trump hotels are all on offer, like 30-40% off. What a bargain I booked right away!

Seriously tho of any industry, the hotel game is so competitive and you have so many options in big cities that this is surely going to crucify the Trump brand, even the most politically ambivalent person hates him, leaving aside the huge numbers of wealthy people who he's racially slurred.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 18 September 2016 08:03 (seven years ago) link

i had a corporate booking in a trump hotel in vegas earlier this year and everyone who was staying was making slightly embarrassed jokes about it. plus there was staff industrial action so that everyone got handed a flier when they left in the morning about the hotel's opposition to their recent unionisation.

so yes, unless you really wanted to make some sort of weird statement, can't see many not thinking twice before booking.

Fizzles, Sunday, 18 September 2016 10:50 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, it's hard to correlate definitively, but it sure looks like his numbers are down. As a couple of reports this summer noted, nearly all of his properties are in blue state epicenters: New York, Chicago, etc. Mitigating, the prime mover of a lot of the stories is some booking site called Hipmunk, which defenders point out skews young in usage. There was another report from Foursquare (which I guess is still a thing?) that observes a steep drop off in check-ins, though the articles concede maybe people are too embarrassed to formally check-in. Anyway, these are the loose defenses, but there is probably at least some element of truth to it. It doesn't help that Trump shit-smears his name across every facade, which literally puts it in your face.

On a personal level, I can think of at least two, maybe three cases the past year where Trump's hotel came up as an option and we immediately took it out of the running.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 September 2016 12:50 (seven years ago) link

really, businesses are going to boycott the morally dubious? The end of capitalism at last.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

^trenchant

Neanderthal, Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

^trenchant

As always.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:52 (seven years ago) link

lol I thought it was a good post

marcos, Sunday, 18 September 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link

They're really all over Trump and the birther press conference on the Sunday morning shows. Is it good for Trump to screw around with the press like on Friday and then gloat about it? Good for his 40%, who love it, otherwise probably not.

clemenza, Sunday, 18 September 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

It makes the press look like chumps and babies. Nobody respects the press.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 18 September 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

xpost it's almost as if he saw the polls and....panicked

Neanderthal, Sunday, 18 September 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

All things being equal, and whatever the general perception of the media is, as a candidate I'd at least want my relationship with the press to be on par. If Friday hadn't happened, they would have had Clinton people on all morning trying to explain why polls have narrowed. That's been discussed only briefly; it's instead been Trump people looking silly trying to explain something that can't be explained.

clemenza, Sunday, 18 September 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

why are people pretending that the Clinton '08 campaign was entirely innocent of making vague insinuations about Obama's origins?

i'm a trenchant motherfucker. always.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 September 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

i'm a trenchant motherfucker. always.

You misspelled "tedious."

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 18 September 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

x-posy: Because Trump lied about those insinuations so brazenly, that that's the bigger story now.

Frederik B, Sunday, 18 September 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

I didnt know they gave Doctorates in False Equivalency

Xp

Οὖτις, Sunday, 18 September 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

Watching Chuck Todd and his panelists and guests on NBC now, for the first time in months. Ugh. Todd asked bland, open-ended questions to Trump's manager, and is now busy discussing how Clinton is not inspiring, with Maureen Dowd.

curmudgeon, Sunday, 18 September 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

I know Morb's hate for Clinton is likely more complex than this, but is there a chance that Clinton-shadiness is a juicier thing to people in general because what makes conspiracies fun is the idea that there are things to uncover and actions to analyze and puzzle pieces that are to be revealed and fit together? Because Trump's plentiful and blatant corruption/sliminess is so obvious, talking about that stuff is less exciting.

Evan, Sunday, 18 September 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

I didnt know they gave Doctorates in False Equivalency

so, so fucking boring

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 September 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

Don't know what thread we would talk about this stuff, but thank god no one was killed
In the recent bombing.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Sunday, 18 September 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

Discussing it in other thread on sna rn

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Sunday, 18 September 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Csp6RaYVUAAvEqz.jpg:large

savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 18 September 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

the Bad Lip Reading of the first Republican debate seems so long ago

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 18 September 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 18 September 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

Sharing for the animated gif embedded:

https://mobile.twitter.com/gabriellahope_/status/776838486645174273

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Sunday, 18 September 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

Hillary did spread a "smear photo" of O in 2008. She didn't start "birtherism," but it's not like she didn't traffic in the "he's a foreigner" business.

flappy bird, Sunday, 18 September 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

Oh look, someone snatched his phone back from his handlers

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/donald-trump-is-mad-online-1786757377

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Sunday, 18 September 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link

Yes, flappy bird, and if Trump had said that, perhaps the media would talk about it. But Trump and his surrogates instead are concocting perhaps the most brazen lie of this entire campaign, so that's the news story.

Frederik B, Sunday, 18 September 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

When Clinton starts claiming that actually it was Trump who fucked Monica Lewinsky, the news will talk about her lies. And some people will say 'well Trump is also an adulterer!' and that will be besides the point as well.

Frederik B, Sunday, 18 September 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

dental plan
Lisa needs braces
dental plan
LIsa needs braces

Neanderthal, Sunday, 18 September 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

This atrocity has gone on too long new thread also ban all europeans

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 September 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

Trump is so nuts at this point you could spread the rumour that the NY bomb was his attempt to emulate Putin and his apartment bombings and it would be believable.

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Sunday, 18 September 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

The New Chelsea Hotel--By TRUMP™

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 18 September 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link

"Getting head in an unmade bed? Boring & Sad!"

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 18 September 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

she should run on legalizing marijuana duh.

Mordy, Monday, 19 September 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

538, TPM, PEC, etc: "Don't pay much attention to any individual polls, or haphazard mixing-and-matching national and state polls using different methods"

every other outlet: "Look at this TREND identified by mixing and matching some state and national polls using different methods"

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 19 September 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

Speaking of state polls: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/a-notable-new-poll

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 September 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

Has anybody read Corey Robin's _The Reactionary Mind_? I just checked it out this weekend.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 19 September 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsrHLZ1WEAAAtn7.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 September 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

i dunno looks like trump is dominating to me

http://i.imgur.com/grtCaGb.gif

http://i.imgur.com/bWnD5FO.jpg

/dadgifjoke

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 September 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link

kingfish the corey robin book is an entertaining jumble of essays. i think he has the rightist intellgentsia types clocked fairly well but he doesn't (and isn't really trying to) have an apparatus for understanding the trumpy mindset. since it's like a decade's worth of essays it can be repetitive and the thesis outlined in the introduction, while probably accurate, isn't effectively "proved."

i think the general ilx opinion is that corey robin is a clown. i kinda like the dude but he can be a little breathless.

adam, Monday, 19 September 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link

otm. It has its pithy moments, notably when tracing the history of conservatism through the musty byways of Burke.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 September 2016 12:42 (seven years ago) link

He's more obnoxious as a blogger

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 September 2016 12:42 (seven years ago) link

I really can't see how events like this weekend's in NY/NJ, with a presumably Muslim suspect, do anything but help Trump. "We have to get real tough." That's as deep as it goes.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 September 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

what does that even mean? I also find it really strange that some people identify Trump as being tough. like what makes this fat privileged turd tough in their eyes?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 19 September 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

well, for some, he's a man.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 September 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

my guess is they don't pay attention - thing about Trump is he's a stereotypical bully, "tough" only when his targets are far away. he would never make his "what the hell do you have to lose?" pitch to an actual black crowd - when he met with Mexico's president he didn't dare bring up that he would make them pay for the wall.

frogbs, Monday, 19 September 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

and all the bullyboy schoolyard talk xp

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 September 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

"presumably Muslim"

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

he's a racist who promoses to mete out unfair, unjust punishment to nonwhite people, which equates with 'toughness' to racists

a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 September 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

xp (to the tune of "Suddenly Seymour")

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 19 September 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

hey Phil, howbout if i said "any suspect with Ahmad or Khan in his name," you fucking fuck? ie a *****head to the average American shitstain who sings the national anthem. OK?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 September 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

thing is, people have been saying for practically a year that any domestic attack somehow automatically plays into trump's hands, just because terrorism/ISIS/strongman-against-threats talk is a huge part of his campaign. but it hasn't held up with previous events, in large part because he tends to respond to all news items in transparently self-aggrandizing and stupid ways that make him look uninformed, unreliable, and dangerous. not to his supporters but to everybody else.

he seemed to go up in the polls after san bernardino, but it's never been clear to me that there was any causal relationship there - the boost he got corresponded almost 1:1 with ben carson's precipitous decline, and the timeline overlaps with all the scrutiny put on carson's record, the grain-storing pyramids, all of that. IIRC he basically went down or stayed where he was after paris and orlando.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 19 September 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

It's just nice that you've ~presumably~ already eliminated the possibility of a white person!

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

from the NY Times:

Here’s what we don’t yet know:

• Who was responsible for the explosion, but the police released a photo of a suspect, Ahmad Khan Rahami, wanted in connection with the bombing.

i'll be charitable and just assume you missed this.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 September 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

There is such a thing as a white Muslim too.

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

Or a non-white non-muslim. The possibilities are endless!

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 September 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

In an interview on Fox and Friends this morning, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump discussed the recent bombing in New York City and bragged that he “called it.” Trump said in the interview that he should be a newscaster because “I called it before the news” and that he knew this would happen.

This is another instance of Trump seemingly taking credit for being right during a tragedy; after 49 people were killed in a shooting at the Pulse nightclub in Orlando over the summer, Trump tweeted, “Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism…”

In the interview on Monday, Trump used the New York bombing as evidence that the Obama administration is not tough on terror. But when pressed on specifics, Trump had difficulty explaining what he would change in his administration.

Trump told Fox host Steve Doocy that to fight terrorism, “we’re going to have to do something extremely tough over there.” When Doocy asked Trump what that means, Trump responded, “Like knock the hell out of them.” There have been nearly 10,000 air strikes against ISIS in Iraq alone since 2014.

http://heavy.com/news/2016/09/watch-video-donald-trump-respond-response-to-new-york-city-chelsea-bombing-ahmad-khan-rahami-terrorism-brag-called-it-foreign-policy-iraq/

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

sounds like a dove to me!

Mordy, Monday, 19 September 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

After Orlando, I ruled out Trump getting a second look because he Talks Tough.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, it's not gonna happen. Trump will step on his own dick (already has, in fact; see above) and blow any opportunity to convince anybody not already in his leaky little electoral dinghy that he's The Man We Need In This Dark Hour. But hey, if it's one more way you can be anti-Clinton, have at it, you myopic fuck.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:17 (seven years ago) link

uh, are you thinking i posted that as an endorsement? if yes, did you hit your head this morning?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link

I think it's only a matter of time before your anti-Clinton mania tips over into objective pro-Trumpism.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

kiss my ass.

it's interesting how many Clinton supporters, whatever their level of enthusiasm, have been driven fucking nuts by this election.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

Happy Monday everyone! How was your weekend?

Evan, Monday, 19 September 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

Looking forward to President Trump sending the Three Stooges into Arabland or wherever to knock the hell out of 'em and make their heads spin.

What is this fantasy world his mind occupies? What do we do about terror? We beat it, because we're winners and they're losers. What do you do about a problem? You fix it. I'm three years old.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

How do you respond to a question? With an answer. Tautologies are solutions.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

The Tony Soprano attitude distracts from and compensates for the lack of any reference to the miracle logistics required to fulfill his many promises. For example he mentioned how he would "end terror" this past weekend, right?

Evan, Monday, 19 September 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

End terror, and replace it with something much, much better.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/09/26/president-trumps-first-term
^this thing right here is a wild read

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

phew. i survived that terrifying load time when you're afraid it's Andy Borowitz

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

trump demonstrates his idea of how journalism is supposed to work:

Donald Trump on Monday took credit for referring to an explosive device set off in Manhattan on Saturday night as a “bomb” before news outlets or law enforcement, saying “I called it.”

“I should be a newscaster because I called it before the news,” Trump said in a phone interview on “Fox and Friends. “What I said was exactly correct and everybody says while he was right, he called it too soon. Okay. Give me a break.”

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

from that New Yorker piece by Osnos:

For many years, Trump has expressed curiosity about nuclear weapons. In 1984, still in his thirties, he told the Washington Post that he wanted to negotiate nuclear treaties with the Soviets. “It would take an hour and a half to learn everything there is to learn about missiles,” he said. “I think I know most of it anyway.” According to Bruce G. Blair, a research scholar at the Program on Science and Global Security, at Princeton, Trump encountered a U.S. nuclear-arms negotiator at a reception in 1990 and offered advice on how to cut a “terrific” deal with a Soviet counterpart. Trump told him to arrive late, stand over the Soviet negotiator, stick his finger in his chest, and say, “Fuck you!”

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

Morbz, I had not yet seen that news yet this morning. Mea culpa.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

What is this fantasy world his mind occupies? What do we do about terror? We beat it

u realize this absurd fantasy has been national status quo for at least 15 years

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

Presumably, the presidents of the last 15 years have issued instructions to the military more substantial than, "Just go beat 'em. Just, y'know...knock 'em on their asses or whatever. Go!"

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

His jingoism isn't a matter of dumbing it down for the public. He really is just that fucking dumb.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

eh isnt 'blow it all up' US policy more often than not?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link

He is governed, above all, by his faith in the ultimate power of transaction—an encompassing perversion of realism that is less a preference for putting interests ahead of values than a belief that interests have no place for values.

I'm convinced this could be worded better. I'm going to come back and work on it later.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

Recently, a former Republican White House official whom Trump has called on for his insights told me, “Honestly, the problem with Donald is he doesn’t know what he doesn’t know.”

=(

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 19 September 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

Somehow can't imagine Trump ever uttering any variant of, "Oh, I didn't know that."

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

(See the Scott Adams-esque “It would take an hour and a half to learn everything there is to learn about missiles" quote upthread.)

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

“I think I know most of it anyway.”

Evan, Monday, 19 September 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

It's basically a bottle rocket made of metal. You light the thing and make sure it's pointing away from your face. What's to understand?

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

god you guys can be such dicks in this thread

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Monday, 19 September 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

What's there to know? People who look different gesture at us, we send them a rocket bang bam boom

Evan, Monday, 19 September 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

'They’re bringing in many cases vicious cancer from within. This is something that’s going to be so tough. And you know they stay together so nobody really knows who it is, what’s happening. They’re plotting. This has been going on for so long everybody knows it,' Trump said.

the long-awaited pivot!!

frogbs, Monday, 19 September 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

“Our local police, they know who a lot of who this people are. They’re afraid to do anything about it because they don’t want to be accused of profiling, and they don’t want to be accused of all sorts of things. You know in Israel, they profile. They’ve done an unbelievable job, as good as you can do.”

http://www.haaretz.com/world-news/u-s-election-2016/1.742951

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GTRabASaY8

And to their credit actually, Fox & Friends keep pushing him to say what he'd actually propose to specifically do. He doesn't answer that directly beyond saying that profiling is a great thing that works elsewhere in the world.

Evan, Monday, 19 September 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

Uh, not in support of anything they're saying by the way... just the basic idea of pushing him to clarify.

Evan, Monday, 19 September 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

I will make discrimination on the basis of race legal, because as president I can totally do that. It will be fantastic.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

Yuck OK sorry I gave them any credit at all I was only a minute or 2 in to that at the time

Evan, Monday, 19 September 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

these hosts are just evil people

global tetrahedron, Monday, 19 September 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

i'm now resigning myself to the fact hat Trump might, possibly, somehow win this, and hoping that they just impeach him within the first few months

akm, Monday, 19 September 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

Trump will not win this.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

I think y'all are underestimating how badly he's gonna get blown out in the debate next week

frogbs, Monday, 19 September 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

Or, if by some crazy sequence of events Trump does win this, I thoroughly expect the hand of god to justifiably wipe humanity off the face of the earth so we won't actually have the chance to experience his presidency.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump Doesn’t Understand Food

Evan, Monday, 19 September 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

I don't think debates are gonna move the needle too much but they won't be good for him. As usual it's gonna be down to turnout, and the Dems give every indication that they are better prepared to handle turnout than the GOP/Trump campaign.

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 September 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

i'm not prepared to say that trump won't "win" (bc of diminished expectations) nor that clinton will not "lose" (because she coughs once.)

nomar, Monday, 19 September 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

My mom weighed in today about the overarching stupidity of Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. She thinks Trump is 'just awful' but has a case of Clinton Derangement Syndrome so for the first time in her life, she's planning to blank her Prez vote and only vote for down-ticket races. Is this common?

jane burkini (suzy), Monday, 19 September 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, related to that, how much campaign coverage is the result of a sampling bias, in that a more accurate determinant of who wins various state contests has entirely to do with that state's GOTV apparatus, which media types can't see and aren't hex able to cover.

Plus I'm wonder if realizing that GOTV is far more important than say, policy stances, affecting turnout, which all goes against the popular received narrative of how we vote, why we decide how, etc.

And campaign journos seem lazy as fuck who don't want to head in that direction because no one else is.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 19 September 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

Xp

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 19 September 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

Miller being all pissy about Hillary "basically accusing Trump of treason" is pretty lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 September 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

My mom weighed in today about the overarching stupidity of Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. She thinks Trump is 'just awful' but has a case of Clinton Derangement Syndrome so for the first time in her life, she's planning to blank her Prez vote and only vote for down-ticket races. Is this common?

― jane burkini (suzy)

I did it in 2008.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 September 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

Trump is like Clooney in Burn After Reading, with a top secret basement project that turns out to be an insane dildo bike. "How will I fight terrorism? Oh, just you wait, I have a plan. I have a plan so good you won't believe!" And it turns out to be a dildo bike.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 September 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-ahmad-rahami-bemoans-hospital-lawyer

trump showing his in depth knowledge of the constitution again

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

Americans aren't generally into due process unless it's being applied to white people, tbf

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 September 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

“But the bad part, now we will give him amazing hospitalization. He will be taken care of by some of the best doctors in the world,” the GOP nominee told the crowd at a rally in Estero, Florida. “He will be given a fully modern and updated hospital room. And he'll probably even have room service knowing the way our country is.”

Convenient to leave out: "And if found guilty, he will likely spend the rest of his life in jail."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 September 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link

The guy is a citizen!
Room service? Wtf is he even talking about?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

Hospitals are well known for their great food and room service

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

the nurse will actually come and attend to his medical needs if he rings the bell can you imagine the injustice of that

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

thx Obamacare

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 September 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

“But the bad part, now we will give him amazing hospitalization. He will be taken care of by some of the best doctors in the world,” the GOP nominee told the crowd at a rally in Estero, Florida. “He will be given a fully modern and updated hospital room. And he'll probably even have room service knowing the way our country is.”

lol i can just see the feds all like "nothing but the best for this kid, you understand me? your most modern room."

nomar, Monday, 19 September 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

also does he have any fucking clue that "room service" is...how you get your food

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

If he gets surgery, they'll probably even use anesthesia. God, we've become such panty-waists in this country.

inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

Trump in thinking hospitals are like hotels SHOCKAH!

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 19 September 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link

Ugh, Fuckface von Clownstick is going to be literally three blocks from my house on Wednesday: http://trib.al/pChPWhs

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link

With Hannity in tow! That's like a douche black hole.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 19 September 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

The church in question is a former racquet club that was turned into a megachurch a few years ago.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2016 22:12 (seven years ago) link

I wish the media would follow up for once and ask him how he plans to vet a 7-year old child but I guess that's just asking too much

frogbs, Monday, 19 September 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

also, obvious, but, in Trump's lifeworld, which is based entirely around winning, lawyers are not constitutional due-process protections against injustice, but high-priced luxuries whose job is to ensure more winning.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 19 September 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

can a reporter ask someone in the fraternal order of police who just endorsed this fuckstick if they believe in the 6th amendment

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 19 September 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

"Every election year since 2004" closetab

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 19 September 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

xp

^^ The opening paragraph of that ends:

So you might be interested to learn that on Newtown Lane, in East Hampton, Long Island, there’s a Presidential predictor with a perfect track record.

Woo-hoo! Perfect track record! The very next paragraph opens:

Every election year since 2004...

Yeah. Right. (drifts away)

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 19 September 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

taking comfort where i can in these 'interesting' times!

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 19 September 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

I guess that Washington Hatcats football rule failed last year for the first time since 1932

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 19 September 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link

(uh, make that last prez election rather than last year)

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 19 September 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

From the WaPo's summary of its story on a Trump hotel:

The mogul's new property in D.C. comes with luxuries common at top hotels: high thread counts, fancy in-room coffeemaker, friendly staff who say “My pleasure” instead of “You’re welcome.” But an overnight stay also can turn into a meditation on wealth, entitlement and a half-hour wait for the valet.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

“I have not gotten it right once,” she whispered. “I mean, a woman comes in with the NPR bag and the gray ponytail, and I think, O.K. We’ve got a Clinton voter here, right? Six Trump cups.”

ah yes. no NPR totebagger has ever amused themselves with gag gifts

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 00:07 (seven years ago) link

NPR totebaggers have never amused themselves.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 00:12 (seven years ago) link

jfc https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/778016283342307328

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 00:14 (seven years ago) link

speaking of fox and friends

http://mediamatters.org/video/2016/09/19/watch-mn-police-chief-shut-down-fox-news-fearmongering-about-somali-immigrants/213176

yeah, yeah, media matters but still

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

Re: caek's link

Omg its the return of the cheney ham sandwich doctrine!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/CarlyFiorina/status/778036776489263104

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

when can we call this free fall

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

I've had people say it's a hardening, actually!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

"donald trump (running for president)"

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

man he is old. I didn't realize how old he was. anyway that's interesting but it's not going to sway anyone to either side.

akm, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 04:23 (seven years ago) link

if Trump's numbers don't drop after 7 consecutive days of punching himself in the dick then I'm gonna really start to worry

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 04:53 (seven years ago) link

granted, that's just from a portion of the republican primary, but he has said insane things on a weekly basis all summer and never really paid the expected price. it turns out that there are even more terrible xenophobic racists in this country than most people thought. clinton was right when she said half of his supporters were deplorable. ALL OF THEM ARE. you can't be non-deplorable and support trump. that wasn't a gaffe it was just an accidental blurting out of the truth

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 05:17 (seven years ago) link

So, what does this years chart look like?

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 06:44 (seven years ago) link

Herpes

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 07:06 (seven years ago) link

xpost it's by no means comprehensive, and sorry for messiness and prominent controversies i forgot as well as longstanding positions (like how he hates muslims, immigrants, women, and anyone who isn't white) that don't have a particular gaffe date or that first became well-known before this year, but here it is

http://i.imgur.com/eO1AAaC.jpg

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 07:26 (seven years ago) link

basically he can say whatever he wants, and the worst thing that can happen is that he loses 4% of his followers for a couple weeks

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 07:28 (seven years ago) link

He's never losing his hardcore followers. The only thing we can hope for is that he sheds low-info republican voters who decide to watch five minutes of news and realize what a leaking anus of a human being he is.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:21 (seven years ago) link

As if this were a surprise:

Former President George H.W. Bush is bucking his party's presidential nominee and plans to vote for Hillary Clinton in November, according to a member of another famous political family, the Kennedys.

Bush, 92, had intended to stay silent on the White House race between Clinton and Donald Trump, a sign in and of itself of his distaste for the GOP nominee. But his preference for the wife of his own successor, President Bill Clinton, nonetheless became known to a wider audience thanks to Kathleen Hartington Kennedy Townsend, the former Maryland lieutenant governor and daughter of the late Robert F. Kennedy.

On Monday, Townsend posted a picture on her Facebook page shaking hands next to the former president and this caption: "The President told me he’s voting for Hillary!!”

In a telephone interview, Townsend said she met with the former president in Maine earlier today, where she said he made his preference known that he was voting for a Democrat. “That’s what he said,” she told POLITICO.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:24 (seven years ago) link

My guess: Trump's reply will be "he doesn't look like he'll make it to election day!"

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:31 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 34m34 minutes ago

George H.W. Bush supporting Crooked Hillary. A one term loser supporting a crook. What a surprise!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:37 (seven years ago) link

One term more than you're gonna get, loser.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:41 (seven years ago) link

I really really really reeeeeally hope as many news outlets as possible go with some variation of the TRUMP IS A LOSER headline after the election.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:43 (seven years ago) link

xpost Is that real? (A question that needs to be asked daily this election cycle.)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link

lol no

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link

NBC poll has Hil back up 5. And USC/LA Times tracking poll has gone 2% back to Hil

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link

There is nothing so outrageous that I can't imagine Trump uttering/tweeting it.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:59 (seven years ago) link

OL, I'm guessing 'beyond the pale' would be something even more inappropriate about Ivanka.

May I humbly suggest YOU'RE FIRED! for any post-election Trump headlines?

jane burkini (suzy), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link

you sure that tweet is fake?

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link

What is even reality anymore? What's truth? This election is an ontological nightmare.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 13:25 (seven years ago) link

I'm kinda only being half facetious. Trump is wreaking some serious havoc beyond the obvious. I think the entire population of the country is gonna need an intensive civics class after the election just to ground ourselves going forward.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 13:29 (seven years ago) link

What kind of civics lessons are you expecting the Trump administration to endorse?

Evan, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link

how to make taco bowls

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link

That's an odd name for "concentration camp"

Evan, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link

man Colbert was on fire about the birther thing last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byP7XvzFqRc

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 13:37 (seven years ago) link

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Do people notice Hillary is copying my airplane rallies - she puts the plane behind her like I have been doing from the beginning.</p>— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/778237485402980352";>September 20, 2016</a></blockquote>
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this is incredible

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

dangit: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/778237485402980352

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

Sean Morrow ‏@snmrrw 5m5 minutes ago
@realDonaldTrump you copied your campaign from hitler

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

honestly i'm feeling morbz on the "crazy clinton supporters" thing. possibly i am over-extrapolating from personal experience, since i'm seriously mentally ill right now to the point of having difficulty with adls.

the thing of it is, anybody who was going to decide based on any remotely reasonable criteria made their decision two months back at the latest. we can talk all we want about how the debate is going to change things, but does anybody even watch the debates anymore? or do they just watch re-processed, re-gurgitated highlights? the chances of somebody reserving judgment for this long and then magically acquiring the information they need in order to exercise sound judgment seems lower than a coin toss.

this election makes clear what has been true about elections from the time i was born: elections are decided by lunatics based on unreason and ignorance.

a confederacy of lampreys (rushomancy), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, there were some great ones on there.

Matt Besser ‏@MattBesser 4m4 minutes ago
@realDonaldTrump My three year old is also concerned about "copying". If someone is copying you, that means they want to play.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

Sean Morrow ‏@snmrrw 5m5 minutes ago
@realDonaldTrump you copied your campaign from hitler

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

historically informed hitler references are wasted on the internet. :(

a confederacy of lampreys (rushomancy), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

anybody who was going to decide based on any remotely reasonable criteria made their decision two months back at the latest

yeah, but the other 75% of voters are very important

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

In 2012, about 70 million people watched the first debate, the most since Carter/Reagan:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/obama-mitt-romney-presidential-debate-ratings-record-376575

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

FWIW, the other two debates does about 60 million on average. None of those viewing numbers included people viewing online or outside the home or country.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

Perhaps Clinton should make an attempt at a little originality, put the plane in front.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

If Trump really wants attention, he and his plane should disappear over the Pacific.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

Lol Trump "standing by Christie" as he goes down in flames, smooth operator there. Thats bound to bump up his poll numbers!

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yikes

marcos, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

sometimes i feel like i am too familiar w/ josh marshall, like i know him personally or something

marcos, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

Isn't he interested in real estate opportunities? Maybe he can run for the President of Mars instead. He can open up the first hotel and casino for white people there. It will be just amazing.

Evan, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

In 2013, for instance, the foundation gave $25,000 to a political group supporting Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi (R). That gift was made around the same time that Bondi’s office was considering whether to investigate fraud allegations against Trump University. It didn’t.

Tax laws say nonprofits such as the Trump Foundation may not make political gifts. Trump staffers blamed the gift on a clerical error. After The Post reported on the gift to Bondi’s group this spring, Trump paid a $2,500 penalty tax and reimbursed the Trump Foundation for the $25,000 donation.

Jesus

jmm, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link

Money is such an awesome cheat code.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

up up down down check for $25k select start

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

> I guess that Washington Hatcats football rule failed last year for the first time since 1932

Let's just hope we don't eventually have to reinvoke the curse of Tenskwatawa.

inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link

One was of Marilyn Monroe. The other was a four foot-tall portrait of Trump: a younger-looking, mid-’90s Trump, painted in acrylic on top of an old architectural drawing.

Trump bought it for $10,000.

Afterward, Schanz recalled in an email, “he asked me about the painting. I said, ‘I paint souls, and when I had to paint you, I asked your soul to allow me.’ He was touched and smiled.”

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

I wonder if in the end Trump's biggest strategic mistake will be picking a fight with the WaPo, since their guy seems to be the only one actively and enthusiastically (and entertainingly) investigating all his shady charities. Well, him and Rob Tannenbaum.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-used-258000-from-his-charity-to-settle-legal-problems/2016/09/20/adc88f9c-7d11-11e6-ac8e-cf8e0dd91dc7_story.html

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

Oh, there it is , upthread, sorry.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

yeah Fahrenthold has been incredible these last couple of weeks. a true American hero. even better since everything he's using is publicly available information. nice to see someone actually doing their jobs for a change.

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

not that it fucking matters though

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

I know it's old news, but this Florida AG thing is incredible.

Giving back the contribution also was never seriously considered, she said.

"If I had returned it, you would have reported, 'Bondi accepted bribe, got caught, and returned it,'" she said. "There was nothing improper about it, so there was no reason to return it."

http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/stateroundup/pam-bondi-breaks-silence-says-she-has-no-regrets-about-taking-donald/2294336

Even supposing that it wasn't a bribe, it was an illegal donation, so there was something improper about it. Basically she's saying that she for the sake of her own image she didn't care about correcting a misappropriation of charitable funds.

jmm, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

I think Trump is ultimately going to find that running for president was his biggest strategic mistake. He could have continued being a venal choad relatively under the radar for the rest of his life, but now he has all eyes on him and people publicly picking apart his entire life, business and otherwise. Sure, he now has a slew of similar human shitbags hanging on his every word, but what does that ultimately gain him when he loses the presidency? A lot of them are going to lose interest once he's been undeniably branded a loser. The Trump brand is garbage with a sizable percentage of people now. As seems to be perpetually the case, he's his own worst enemy, and I hope he reaps every last bit of the shit he's been sowing.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

No way. He's going to make millions out of this.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

he's not going to live to be 90, and there seems to be little evidence that he gaf when anyone thinks poorly of him

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

how so? I would think this damages his brand pretty badly. plus lawsuits.

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

howbout that Trump News Network rumor? or was it started here, bcz i suspect many of you wd watch whenever possible.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

yeah he's probably learned that right-wing figureheads/pundits can actually make money from the followers --- there's a whole cottage industry devoted to whipping up the base that doesn't exist on the left

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

sometimes i like to tell myself that trump's whole campaign is just his own 'springtime for hitler'

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

It changes his brand. He can make millions in the event driven economy. True though the fallout for his current businesses could be expensive and hard to unwind.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

im hesitant to do the armchair diagnosing that we all like to do but i think a true narcissistic dude like trump will never view anything he does as a mistake... any struggle, challenge or failure is someone else's fault or malice against him hence "the system is rigged" "the failing nytimes is so unfair" etc

marcos, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

This is the reason why gop primary season is such a shitshow. It's so profitable to run for their nomination.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link

I think Trump is ultimately going to find that running for president was his biggest strategic mistake.

i disagree, he's become a hero to 40% of the population and im sure he finds that very gratifying

marcos, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

was it profitable for Jeb! ?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

No but he wasn't part of the shitshow in that sense. I'm talking about trump and the kids table debaters. Fox et al have created financial incentives for weak/insane candidates to run.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

xxpost Like I say, let's see how many hangers-on he has when he's no longer running for president.

There have been real-world (read: non-ILX) rumors about a Trump news network floating for a while, but I can't see it happening. Dude's an idiot who thinks he's a smart, and his approach to everything he wants to do is "I'm gonna do that." You ask him how he's going to make this new network a reality and he'll say something like, "Hard work. I'm gonna build the most beautiful news network, the best." He doesn't have a fucking plan or any idea of what's actually entailed in reifying something like that.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

has anyone had a glass of Trump wine?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

He didn't have a plan for running for president either. His target market doesn't require one.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

If Trump paying off his legal bills with Charity money doesn't pop off as a story we are truly fucked

flopson, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

it hasn't and it won't

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

seemed like it had momentum this morning

flopson, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

People don't care about those things, nor the 40-year, $3 billion Clinton hustle.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

the new york times seems to have studiously avoiding covering anything that seems like a washington post scoop, so they're not running with it

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

yeah I noticed that too, some weird territorialism going on - WaPo's aggressive stance against Trump has been fairly admirable, I must admit.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

Fifty mor p eople Trump will ignore: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/20/us/politics/donald-trump-business-reaction.html

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

*more people

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

lol @ Wolfowitz being concerned about conflicts of interest in the White House

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

There have been real-world (read: non-ILX) rumors about a Trump news network floating for a while, but I can't see it happening. Dude's an idiot who thinks he's a smart, and his approach to everything he wants to do is "I'm gonna do that." You ask him how he's going to make this new network a reality and he'll say something like, "Hard work. I'm gonna build the most beautiful news network, the best." He doesn't have a fucking plan or any idea of what's actually entailed in reifying something like that.

trump will have almost nothing to do with building it. someone w/ an actual plan will license his name, just like everything else 'trump' in the universe.

iatee, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

I'm not sure how Trump is "relatively under the radar" - relative to who? This only worked because of his fame compared with everyone else on stage.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

I hear roger ailes is available to run this piece of shit network.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

is launching a TV network in this day and age actually a money-making proposition? seems like a loss leader to me

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

glenn beck has his own 'over-the-top' channel; i'd think a trump + breitbart thing would work easily

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

I think I saw Venal Choad open for Dinosaur Jr at the 9:30 back in '85.

inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

if it kept production costs low (mostly talking heads sitting behind desks or in armchairs) then a trump cable channel could probably make a profit just fine

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

I think Trump is ultimately going to find that running for president was his biggest strategic mistake.

Less for his sake than for his legacy (Jr, Ivanka, Eric & Barron). Hospitality firms can't run for long with a 60% drop in revenue.

gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

amazing

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37421886?ocid=socialflow_twitter

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

he's become a hero to 40% of the population and im sure he finds that very gratifying

That may be gratifying right now, but a) once he loses the election (and he will lose the election), a big majority of those people are going to drift away, the same way fans of certain bands only pull out the T-shirt when the band is touring; and b) the bulk of his death-cult is made up of broke motherfuckers who can't afford anything Trump-branded more expensive than one of those stupid fucking red hats (which are gonna be buried in landfills en masse like the E.T. video game, you watch, on November 9 it's gonna be harder to find admitted Trump voters than ex-Nazis), and they're no way gonna make up for the losses his business has taken, and will continue to take. The killing blow will be if/when Deutsche Bank, the only bank that'll do business with him, decides to stop.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

not that it fucking matters though

Maybe it's temporary but the media definitely seems to be picking up on this stuff a lot more lately and focusing less on go-nowhere stories about the Clinton Foundation. There were always whispers about how corrupt the Trump Foundation was but you'd never heard about it in the MSM until a couple of weeks ago. Also I've noticed that a lot of outlets are much more willing to straight up say, "Trump is lying about this". Which you almost never see from a news organization. Who knows what affect it'll have but I imagine if nothing else it'll scare a few 3rd party/independents into voting Clinton

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

Is straight-up calling someone a liar a potential libel issue or something? I don't know why news orgs have been so timid until recently about calling Trump of all people a liar over and over and over.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link

Deutsche Bank, the only bank that'll do business with him

You know who else Deutsche Bank did business with? Hitler.

Just sayin.

inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

I don't know why news orgs have been so timid until recently about calling Trump of all people a liar over and over and over.

because they're craven shills who don't actually have an interest in communicating facts as much as they do on reporting "controversy"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

For specificity's sake, I think Deutsche are the only bank with a US presence that still does business with Trump. But he's such a staunch patriot, I can't imagine him seeking funds outside of the good ol' US of A oh wait.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

Herr Drumpf, amirecht?

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

Ultimately what it comes down to is that there's two types of negative coverage, either they espouse an offensive viewpoint, or they get caught in some sort of corruption or scandal. Trump is getting nearly all the former whereas Clinton gets mostly the latter. This is a problem for her because a lot of people actually agree with Trump's offensive viewpoints - they mostly come off as negative for people who won't vote for him anyway, while there's no positive spin to the other stuff. Lately it's flipped - Clinton is taking heat for "basket of deplorables" but ultimately I don't think it'll hurt her because nobody who doesn't support Trump already is really gonna be offended by that (in fact I think it's going to help her but that's another story). Meanwhile the flood of "Trump is a liar/con man" stories can only hurt him, since who likes being lied to?

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

Trump supporters think they're doing the conning, is the thing

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

ie "well that's what *I* would do if I was that rich!"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

'Basket of deplorables' has definitely helped her. Anytime you can get awful supporters of your awful opponent to proudly self-identify as such, it's a win.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

b) the bulk of his death-cult is made up of broke motherfuckers who can't afford anything Trump-branded more expensive than one of those stupid fucking red hats (which are gonna be buried in landfills en masse like the E.T. video game

The bulk of that cult actually consists of wealthier white people.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

Skittles photographer = refugee story is so stunning. that one tweet has turned out to be a perfect distillation of a lot of things: https://theintercept.com/2016/09/20/nazi-who-originated-donald-trump-jr-s-skittles-metaphor-was-hanged-at-nuremberg/

rob, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

I saw that post but... nazis didn't invent the "one bad apple ruins the bunch" analogy, that's some weak sauce.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

idk if this is wishful thinking or not this time around but it is interesting

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/778284299653033985

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

in the end Obama won FL by less than 1%... also lol I had forgotten that Jill Stein and Gary Johnson both ran last time

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

a bad apple would make weak sauce!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

Is straight-up calling someone a liar a potential libel issue or something?

This is easy to finesse. A liar is something you are, while a lie is something you say. You just report he said something, then show how it is completely baseless and untrue. Politifact does this on the regular without libel issues, but I notice that my local paper stopped carrying it this election, maybe bcz my local paper has turned to complete shite since 2012.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

xp ok yeah that's true, I don't know how you'd even go about tracing the history of a metaphor like that

rob, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

'Basket of deplorables' has definitely helped her. Anytime you can get awful supporters of your awful opponent to proudly self-identify as such, it's a win.

long term yeah I think it will but it definitely hurt in the short term since it galvanizes the Trump supporters. now the idea that "some Trump supporters are openly awful people and you might not want to align yourself with them" is out there you just have to wait for confirmation bias to kick in and indeed it already has

I've probably mentioned this before but it's funny to me how "basket of deplorables" ticks nearly all of Scott Adams' Persuasion Wizard checkboxes yet he can't give her credit for it because it goes against his mancrush

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

are we gonna godwin the Jackson 5?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

Osmonds, bruh.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

ah i get early '70s boybands confused

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

many xps but damn loving the saltiness of Colbert in that video

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

that's the first time I've seen him look genuinely upset

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

If Trump paying off his legal bills with Charity money doesn't pop off as a story we are truly fucked

― flopson, Tuesday, September 20, 2016 12:04 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it hasn't and it won't

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, September 20, 2016 12:05 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dunno, this seems blatantly illegal, so I hope you're wrong about this.

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

that's the first time I've seen him look genuinely upset

this was my reaction too, his facade seems to crack a bit

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

if it kept production costs low (mostly talking heads sitting behind desks or in armchairs) then a trump cable channel could probably make a profit just fine

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, September 20, 2016 12:56 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wonder how much of the programming will be stuff like this, how much will be block reruns of The Apprentice, and how much will be The NEW Apprentice starring Ivanka or Scott Baio or somebody?

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

Nobody cares about proven activity, that's not what excites people. Only conspiracies and hidden things to be uncovered slowly.

Evan, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

xxp

Evan, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

Is self-dealing a felony? I don't see how this is different from straight-up theft. That isn't his money.

jmm, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

I really can't think of any other candidate this sort of revelation wouldn't immediately sink

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

a big majority of those people are going to drift away

Given the trend of things GOP, Trump supporters will probably spin off into an even more conservative, more radical sub-sub-set of the Tea Party. Because that's the why the GOP keeps losing the White House, right? They'll do some soul searching and decide it's because they weren't right wing enough, they were too beholden to special interests, too politically correct, etc.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

man the polls have been all over the place this election

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

wtf @ that CNN poll

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

could've sworn I was just looking at some other poll earlier today showing Trump ahead by a similar margin

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

can't wait for this debate and simultaneously don't know if i'll be able to stand watching it

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

Hillary down to 57% in 538's polls-plus model, despite some good polling for her today (????)

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

yeah i'm going to a yankee game that night just as a distraction, I don't even like the yankees. xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

538 is so shook

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

srsly, i cannot take witnessing the pollmania y'all are torturing yourself with, you're gonna end up like that reporter in Shock Corridor or Herbert Lom in the Clouseau movies.

i'd rather have my huevos waxed than watch those 'debates'

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

y'know, I think I agree with you on that last point Morbz

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

she's up the last few days at nyt and predictwise so who knows who to believe at this point

but 538 has her 85% to win NJ which sounds waaaaaaaay off to me

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

It's good polling compared to recent polls, but it was still lower than the last ones from same polling companies. It further proves that the race is tightening, though it also seems the tightening is plateauing. We'll see if the plateauing might be reversing soon.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

the race is tightening
the tightening is plateauing
the plateauing might be reversing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cJmpwkUx4s

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

the only thing that should be on huevos is a dash of pepper and a dot of Tabasco

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

here's a bunch of dumb data visualizations http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=rrpromo

marcos, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

Have the debate dates/moderators/formats even been finalized or announced yet?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

Trump's never been in this situation, I imagine his rambling is going to attain new levels

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

The town meeting participants will be uncommitted voters selected by the Gallup Organization.

the worst part of every election is that we have to pretend these dumb people are important

marcos, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link

god that was mean-spirited sorry

marcos, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link

with no crowd participation he's just going to look like a fat deer in headlights xxp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link

yeah and it's one-on-one, he can't just zone out for the boring parts

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

xp yea i agree the audience silence won't be good, the republican primary debates had cheering audiences that worked in his favor

marcos, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

i don't necessarily think clinton will "wipe the floor" w/ him and im sure he will get in a bunch of zingers that will be replayed endlessly but the format isn't great for him and yea like outic said trump has never been in a one-on-one debate

marcos, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

the race is tightening
the tightening is plateauing
the plateauing might be reversing
Rochelle, Rochelle!

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

the race is tightening
the tightening is plateauing
the plateauing might be reversing
ATTICA, ATTICA, ATTICA, ATTICA

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

the race is tightening
the tightening is plateauing
the plateauing might be reversing
free Sacco and Vanzetti!

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

the race is tightening
the tightening is plateauing
the plateauing might be reversing
AMANDA

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

i'm looking forward to pence being asked to defend trump for 90 minutes.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

me too! i was gonna post that.

marcos, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

:D xxp

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

contrast of a happy & friendly kaine vs pence defending trump will be great

marcos, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

the race is tightening
the tightening is plateauing
the plateauing might be reversing
and god is empty just like me.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

I think Pence/Kaine will be even more boring than most VP debates. Clinton/Trump, I have no idea what to expect, but I think the first one will produce one or two of those moments that get replayed for years.

clemenza, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

Hopefully it won't be something like, "I know Ted Cruz, Mr. Trump. I've worked with Ted Cruz--Ted Cruz is a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no Ted Cruz."

clemenza, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

"Ted Cruz speaks in complete sentences"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

i'm just hoping the moderators have been scared enough by the Lauer situation that they don't softball him

akm, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

Oh god that's the most encouraging thing to come from Lauer blowing it. I hope it motivates them as well.

Evan, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

I think it will. Press is hypersensitive to the kind of criticism Lauer got, so the questioners should go hard on Trump.

clemenza, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link

i don't necessarily think clinton will "wipe the floor" w/ him and im sure he will get in a bunch of zingers that will be replayed endlessly but the format isn't great for him and yea like outic said trump has never been in a one-on-one debate

this is all probably true but I think the reason why this is must-watch TV is because Trump tends to lose his mind a bit when he gets cornered and I think Clinton's team is coming up with all kinds of ways to goad him into saying something stupid. the thing about the CiC forum is that he wound up saying all kinds of ridiculous things even though Lauer softballed him and allowed him to get away with all sorts of deflection - that won't work here.

ofc I don't think it'll matter much in the end. I dunno what Trump would have to say in order to lose the voters he hasn't lost already. Best thing Clinton can do is try to talk about herself as much as she can.

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

if he calls Clinton a bitch it's p much over

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

Hillary should come out with oversized prosthetic hands

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

hahaha

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

I can definitely see Trump getting into some trouble by shouting over her. Sanders did this a few times during the Dem debates and it came across very poorly.

I'm trying not to be too optimistic about them but part of me feels like they're going to get watched by a lot of people who don't really follow politics (they do draw higher ratings than NFL games), who don't like either candidate but don't know how awful and clueless Trump really is. Sometimes I have to take a step back and see that there aren't very many people who follow this like the people on this thread do.

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

late Monmouth poll hit today and has Hillary up 5 points in Florida.

weirdly, after that poll hit, 538 put the odds at the strongest ever for Trump. I know there was a bevy of IPSOS state polls today that I wonder if he was late to factor in.

at this point....I'm not looking at these stupid things anymore. bring on Nov.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

I see some discussion was had upthread about this (was at work all day).

lol

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

nate silver was tweeting about polls showing a tie in maine and hill down by a bit in nevada and some other state.. maybe just up by 1 in north carolina?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

I can definitely see Trump getting into some trouble by shouting over her. Sanders did this a few times during the Dem debates and it came across very poorly.

Male politicians can't seem to stop themselves from doing this when they're one-on-one against her. Rick Lazio did it, too, actually walking from his podium to hers to get her to sign some stupid pledge of his...he wound up losing by 10 points.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 22:46 (seven years ago) link

I feel like (hope?) the Clinton team hasn't even had to crack open their oppo research folder yet, but October should be a bad month for Trump.

schwantz, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

in a way it behooves the media to sit on these extra juicy tidbits until october because it gives them max time for the ol' horse race

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

I kinda doubt that's happening tbh. As noted there's already so much that's been thrown at him and it just kinda goes nowhere (cf.ongoing Washington Post charity investigation), the press doesn't know how to handle Trump's "scandals" because there's too many of them and he's managed to insulate himself from the damage with a segment of the population who essentially do not traffic in facts or rationality (or effects for that matter)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link

or ETHICS for that matter

I meant to say

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

cuz you know, the press is just so so unfair

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

I'm thinking more about the sleazy, juicy stuff, not the, you know, actual scandals.

schwantz, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link

hillary letter is nice buuuuut.. same shit happened 8 years ago and aint nobody got prosecuted for that

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link

I think you have to bring down Trump where he's vulnerable--whatever his perceived "strengths" are among the people ready to vote for him--and I personally don't think opposition research gets you there (outside of something like the story floating around about the 13-year-old--if proven, obviously that would kill his campaign). I'm just hard-pressed to think of any kind of revelation about his business dealings that's going to dissuade a Trump voter (or that he can't just deny or dodge long enough to get to the election).

clemenza, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link

The Russian hackers hacked and leaked the Trump oppo file, meaning Clinton and the DNC could never strategically use it.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

cuz you know, the press is just so so unfair

which campaign?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 00:10 (seven years ago) link

Joe Schlabotnik

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link

"He's worth 100 million", that would do it.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

I am thinking I might vote for Hillary.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

i'm thinking about it too

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

I think she's an incredibly weak candidate and not a very good pol either, but I am now becoming concerned that Naderizing the election could vault Trump into office.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

doesnt Johnson draw at least as much "from" Trump? and Stein will get her usual 1%, mostly in solid blue states.

what state are you in, ddw?

as with Nader, people fail to consider that many protest voters would not vote for their preferred major-party candidate under any circumstances.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

I'm in Atlanta. We are a city surrounded by the Confederacy and the state of Georgia.

I don't know how much Johnson would draw from Trump, but this is the worst election I've ever seen. Almost every conservative I know is in complete angst and hates both candidates but can't fathom the idea of Trump being president.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link

I don't even think "I dislike both candidates" is a viable viewpoint this election. Like it's totally understandable to not like Hillary but there is really no metric in which Trump is not 100x worse.

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

Almost every lefty I know is in complete angst and hates both candidates but can't fathom the idea of Trump being president.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link

As opposed to liberals of course

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link

the crucial clarification, there it is

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

I suspect many lefties, Dems or liberals alike migggggght be more willing to cop to Hillary's faults after the election's over, but are just currently too shellshocked by the fact that Trump has yet to disappear up his own asshole

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

Roger Stine predicting Michelle Obama will replace Hillary:
https://twitter.com/rogerjstonejr/status/778431837630767104

otm in the rain (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:16 (seven years ago) link

*Stone

otm in the rain (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:16 (seven years ago) link

i don't know how anyone can his (trump's not stone's) hairdo and seriously consider voting for him

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

*see his hairdo

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

Roger Stone describes himself as a "Libertarian conservative" and wears suspenders. I value his opinions accordingly.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

i value his sweet ass

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

Stone's hair transplant is a lot better than Trump's, it's true

soref, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

Yo I'm completely down with that

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

Xp

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/778422101007077376

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link

xpost That's why it seems plausible - it's like, great idea! Michelle vs. Trump: now there's a debate.

otm in the rain (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:37 (seven years ago) link

"Donald, why don't girls like you?"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:37 (seven years ago) link

"I'm going to talk fast because assume your wife is feverishly taking down notes..."

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link

For about 15 seconds I was regretting my decision to go to every city council meeting because it means that I can't watch the first presidential debate, but then I was really happy that I decided to go to every city council meeting because that means I can't watch the first presidential debate.

Here, let me Danesplain that for you (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link

i hope they address trump's habit of saying "i told you so" after each terrorist attack, as if hillary and obama deny that terrorism exists or something

Treeship, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 04:18 (seven years ago) link

just part one in a neverending series of why i despise trump but i happened to be annoyed by it today particularly

Treeship, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 04:20 (seven years ago) link

remember when we had to settle for "binders full of women" as an election-year meme

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link

that might be an unintended positive for republicans in upcoming elections. compared to trump, everyone seems relatively reasonable. even within this election, john kasich was portrayed as the reasonable moderate despite being a total fucking asshole

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 04:24 (seven years ago) link

All the Trump news at the moment seems to have gone back to being completely negative. Media seems especially angry. Hopefully that amounts to something.

Evan, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 04:56 (seven years ago) link

Just saw a BMW SUV with a Carson sticker peel out, race around traffic on the shoulder, cut off someone in the right lane and get back into traffic in the left lane as the right lane continued to pass him. I don't know what this means. Just reports from the field. Those days are gone forever, I should just let them go but

― how's life, Friday, September 16, 2016 8:11 PM (four days ago)

Zachary Taylor, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 06:09 (seven years ago) link

yes

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 06:39 (seven years ago) link

lol

how's life, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 09:08 (seven years ago) link

I'm not worried about Trump so much as a GOP-controlled Senate and Congress behind Trump.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 10:25 (seven years ago) link

what was it that's shaken everyone's confidence in this thread from "don't worry she's got this" to "i am now v scared trump will win"; is it the polls? the pneumonia? the bombs in nyc and nj? the election drawing nearer? i am relying upon all y'alls optimism to carry me through these trying times

I cry, and watch my DivX's of Brass Eye to console myself.... (stevie), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 10:30 (seven years ago) link

nah she's gonna win

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 10:31 (seven years ago) link

Clinton's going to win. It's still freaking me out that it's even close, and that so many seem absolutely okay with having a racist lunatic running. Priebus out there threatening Kasich and Cruz with reprisals in 2020 if they don't back Trump right now. The media completely rolling over, Fallon sucking it up, CNN hiring Lewandowski while he was still on Trump's payroll, Clinton being attacked for saying the truth about racism amongst Trump's followers (I've heard the clip, it sounds bad, but still). There's a good chance that Trump is actually doing better than a 'generic republican' would be doing (Jeb! wouldn't be making inroads in Iowa, Maine and Ohio), and there's a good chance that he is being helped, not hurt, by catering to the white supremacist crowd. And that's scary for the future.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 10:59 (seven years ago) link

Cumulatively speaking, it's as though everything we've learned about politics has been upended and set on fire.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 11:04 (seven years ago) link

what's shaken my confidence . . . the double-standards in how the press treats the two candidates are giving me deja vu of bush "beating" gore . . . my naive confidence that we'd never re-elect bush, not a chance, after not only the towers fell on his watch and we lost a wing of the pentagon on the same day but he lied us into iraq . . . the ascendant mania to re-establish feudalism / 'confederacy' exhibited by lots of americans who are now presented with a bigoted silver spoon "billionaire" they can project that onto . . . a couple other things. . . .

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 11:55 (seven years ago) link

Article about baby boomers is relentlessly otm. Plenty of fine folk in that generation, but as a generation they have been an unbelievable scourge who bear full and total responsibility for all of the completely preventable social problems that ail our country, from out of control health and education costs to mass incarceration

Treeship, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 12:18 (seven years ago) link

Also they love television and Trump is a television star

Treeship, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 12:18 (seven years ago) link

they are the fucking worst

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 12:18 (seven years ago) link

"we want all the goodies but will never, ever pay for them. and we're going to burn it all down on our way out"

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 12:19 (seven years ago) link

Nobody cares about proven activity, that's not what excites people. Only conspiracies and hidden things to be uncovered slowly.

― Evan, Tuesday, September 20, 2016 2:17 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is very true. For whatever reason. Feels like a knife-wielding Trump could be covered in blood and surrounded by the bodies of those he's recently killed but still get thoughtful nods from bystanders when he suggests that he's heard people talking about Hillary murdering some folks sometime somewhere so it's unfaaaaaaair for people to persecute him and make up lies about his murderous proclivities.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 12:34 (seven years ago) link

xps u wanna see what they're saying about your lot on fb tho

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 12:37 (seven years ago) link

Some wealthy Cuban friends of mine in Miami have expressed this sentiment as well:
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/296849-gop-billionaire-pledges-2m-to-clinton

And I don't think there's ever been this many conservatives actually donating to the other side of the fence (i.e. http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/296958-hedge-funders-pony-up-for-hillary-clinton-super-pac). Those kinds of conservatives do not like Clinton at all but they despise and are embarrassed by Trump.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link

I was just reminded today that Trump vowed to pull out of the Paris climate agreement which is pretty much the only chance we have to save this dumb planet we live on, in case you need another reason to vote against him

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:26 (seven years ago) link

Maybe it's too much to ask but I really hope one of the debate moderators grill him on this. Properties that he owns are actively preparing for climate change yet he continues to claim it's all a hoax. There are just an insane number of levels on which this guy is a hypocrite.

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

I'm convinced that most of his hardcore supporters are basically attempting suicide-by-president. Anything to hasten the end is okay by them.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link

what's shaken my confidence . . . the double-standards in how the press treats the two candidates are giving me deja vu of bush "beating" gore

exactly - the media has mainstreamed Trump's message while the only thing most of the public knows about Clinton is that she might have done a bad thing with emails. yesterday I flipped CNN on and they gave equal time to the Trump Foundation allegations (incredibly immoral and probably a felony) and some old reddit post where someone was asked how to delete Clinton's email headers (which only proves how inept the State dept's IT staff is). this Trump Foundation thing is a huge deal and if Clinton pulled anything like this it would be the end of her campaign. I'm glad they're finally sacking up a bit but they still don't follow through a whole lot, letting Kellyanne Conway respond to basically every question with "hey why didn't you ask why the Clinton Foundation took money from the Saudis???" It's infuriating

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:34 (seven years ago) link

And I don't think there's ever been this many conservatives actually donating to the other side of the fence (i.e. http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/296958-hedge-funders-pony-up-for-hillary-clinton-super-pac). Those kinds of conservatives do not like Clinton at all but they despise and are embarrassed by Trump.

I am sure they also realize that they will be less rich under president trump

iatee, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

and the mainstreaming of Trump's message does have awful social consequences - there is so much open racism and "Islam is a cancer" type posts on my FB that you just didn't see before. I'm embarrassed by my country.

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

xp burning down society isn't a great plan if your life is actually okay (or in the case of wealthy conservatives very very okay)

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:48 (seven years ago) link

yeah, if journos are really worried about fair/equal coverage, doing anything at all with the actual contents of clinton's platform and policy proposals would be a good start.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

the CEO of an influential journalism site is the CEO of one of the candidate's campaigns. you'd think there might be some outrage if not pushback from journalists who wouldn't go near breitbart if offered lifetime sinecures there, but i guess not. maybe journalism is as compromised by voodoo economic nepotism like every other prestige profession in america

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 14:04 (seven years ago) link

can we not use "mainstreaming" as a word? I don't want to validate Chuck Todd.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

doing anything at all with the actual contents of clinton's platform and policy proposals would be a good start.

well, today the NYT points out neither of their policies wd've stopped the NY/NJ bomber, so there's that

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

That's a lot of one-sentence paragraphs.

jmm, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

#1 quality I do not want in a president of the United States: says what Americans are thinking

erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

aside from "deport Lena Dunham"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

morgan invokes godwin within four sentences - fast-paced even for the daily mail

the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

I always wondered what the capstone on a pyramid of Daily Mail Brangelina stories would be.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

Dr Morbius, what are your views on ms Dunham?

I am interested as I have just been catching up with GIRLS seasons 2 & 3 (years late, I realize).

the pinefox, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

huh

Donald Trump says he doesn't know what a police officer was thinking when she shot an unarmed Tulsa man.

Trump said during an appearance Wednesday at a Cleveland Heights church that he is a "tremendous believer in the police and law and enforcement."

But he is questioning the actions of the police officer who shot and killed Terence Crutcher, who was unarmed when he was shot alongside his vehicle in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Trump said he's seen video of the incident, and that it looked like Crutcher had done everything right.

Trump said he is "very, very troubled" by the actions of the officer. He said: "People that choke, people that do that, maybe they can't be doing what they're doing."

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

Dr Morbius, what are your views on ms Dunham?

I am interested as I have just been catching up with GIRLS seasons 2 & 3 (years late, I realize).

― the pinefox, Wednesday, September 21, 2016 10:49 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

please do this somewhere else

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

Days after he gets the Police union's vote. Hilarious.

I cry, and watch my DivX's of Brass Eye to console myself.... (stevie), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

xp obvs

I cry, and watch my DivX's of Brass Eye to console myself.... (stevie), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

xxp but see nobody, not the press, not the debate moderators, nobody will ask him to reconcile that statement with all his talk of letting police "get tough" and "crack heads" to clean up "our inner-city African-American neighborhoods." They'll just let him go on as if the two positions are not completely contradictory.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

and people say he and Hill have nothing in common!

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

Fuck off.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

Hillary needs to get off her ass during the debates and show passion and inhabit a personality that shows she can take down fucking bullies like Trump. Or Putin.

I feel like everyone not voting for Trump is waiting for her to show up to this election. Policy statements are mostly useless and voters know it.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

Of possible interest: John Dickerson is on W Kamau Bell & Hari Khondulu's Politically Re-Active comedy/politics podcast talking about moderating presidential debates

http://traffic.megaphone.fm/FL8657864833.mp3?updated=1474438861

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

Re post election loss trump http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/cotown/la-et-ct-trump-tv-20160916-snap-story.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

guess he'll just have to stick with the tried and true goldwater style direct mail/email fundraising grift

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

this Trump Foundation thing - who has grounds to sue over that? Is this something the Justice Department would pursue? Trump would obviously spin that as political persecution so idk how effective that would be, even if it is the proper legal thing to do

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

After decades of expansion, the cable business has matured and is on the verge of retracting. Younger viewers are content to get their video content through Internet streaming, causing slow but steady erosion in the number of cable and satellite customers. Cable and satellite operators are taking a harder line on paying fee increases for channels when contracts come up. The cable business is now finding ways to offer consumers the option to pay for fewer channels, not more.

Re: jumping into a very mature & crowded marketplace in an attempt to grab some of that money, this all strikes me like when Curt Schilling decided that his newly started gamedev company's first outing would be a fantasy MMO directly targeting and competing with World of Warcraft, even tho the market for such games(services, really, by that point) had dried up and a thousand corpses of failed attempts littered the road there.

So you'd have two Dunning-Krugered rightwing blowhards wanting to jump right in an expensive and resource-draining business with the biggest thing possible and taking on the biggest target there(and Curt taking $75M-ish in tax dollars, too).

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

this Trump Foundation thing - who has grounds to sue over that? Is this something the Justice Department would pursue? Trump would obviously spin that as political persecution so idk how effective that would be, even if it is the proper legal thing to do

Yeah normally when you break the law, it's the government that has standing to fuck your shit up as a result. Of course it has, and exercises, prosecutorial discretion (cue shrieks over Clinton emailghazi lawlessness). But the government is kinda there to do exactly this.

inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

right but I specifically meant what branch of govt. Is this accusation a local, state or federal violation etc.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

apparently clinton hasn't visited a state other than oh, fl, pa and nc since august 25, which probably means they are confident about the math but also that campaiging works, hence slips in places like maine and nh

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

a personality that shows she can take down fucking bullies like Trump. Or Putin.

wtf are you talking about, don?

I have no idea what you mean by her showing the personality you seem to want her to act out. huffing and puffing? trash talking? doing some steely-eyed Clint Eastwood impressions? and while I'm at it, exactly what "taking down" Trump might look like is a real head scratcher. she bullies him back? puts him in a headlock? flips him off?

afaics, you are talking nonsense.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

You're smarter than that Aimless. Really.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/55OnLO1O7tm

Evan, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

don king is a fucking nutjob, trump deserves him

akm, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

You're smarter than that Aimless.

Now I know you're talking nonsense!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link

Clinton is now in her tenth year as a presidential candidate "defining herself."

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

In good news, according to Nate Silver the tightening might have stopped. Clinton apparently regained a point in combined polls this week. Which means it's still a toss-up, but it's not moving further in the wrong direction.

In bad news, NYT explains why people shouldn't say Trump is lying even when it's accurate to say he is lying. It seems partisan against racist scumbags, apparently, and we can't have that. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/20/public-editor/trump-birther-lie-liz-spayd-public-editor.html?_r=1

That said, I think The Times should use this term rarely. Its power in political warfare has so freighted the word that its mere appearance on news pages, however factually accurate, feels partisan. It feels, as Ryan said, as if you’re playing the referee in frivolous political disputes.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

good headline https://www.theguardian.com/politics/1997/jun/21/uk.davidpallister

US journalists (especially the times) are the most priggish people on earth

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

"frivolous"

sad lol

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

Now I know you're talking nonsense!

At very least you are smarter than me! Although, that sets a low bar which may offend you. I apologize for that.

Anyway, here's that video of Don King and his hair

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/778602131024740352/video/1

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

if you cant call a blatant lie a blatant lie just give up any pretense of journalistic integrity and call yourself an 'entertainmentpaper'

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

the argument goes that a lie is intent, and that's hard to prove, and you should only say things you can prove outside the editorial section.

to me that seems like an alibi for what is basically fear of offending UES readers with language that would frighten the horses.

but i don't think it's a word that would change the election any more than "radical islamic terrorism" or whatever it is trump thinks it's important we say.

also the guardian example i posted is a bit unfair because it was published right after a famous libel trial collapsed because the guy was a proven liar in the eyes of the law.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

and you should only say things you can prove outside the editorial section

Seems like lying in the editorial section doesn't have much repercussion. Because, I guess, it's just an opinion?

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

a personality that shows she can take down fucking bullies like Trump. Or Putin.

wtf are you talking about, don?

I have no idea what you mean by her showing the personality you seem to want her to act out. huffing and puffing? trash talking? doing some steely-eyed Clint Eastwood impressions? and while I'm at it, exactly what "taking down" Trump might look like is a real head scratcher. she bullies him back? puts him in a headlock? flips him off?

afaics, you are talking nonsense.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, September 21, 2016 10:21 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

perhaps you've heard of Elizabeth Warren, U.S. Senator for Massachusetts?

brimstead, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

The rule in American Journalism is to treat opinions like inviolable facts and facts as if they were debatable opinions.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

I watched Elizabeth Warren go off on the CEO of Wells Fargo yesterday, it was incredibly satisfying

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

dunno if y'all are friends of Drew Magary but he's a pretty hot take that I think sums up how most of us are feeling right now:

http://www.gq.com/story/a-word-for-donald-trump-voters?mbid=social_twitter

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

Hey frogbs, that bit of theatre was what's known in professional wrestling as a "work". Yelling at an actual OWNER of Wells Fargo such as, say, Warren Buffett, would be satisfying, but you and I know she won't do that. Not when Warren's out shaking the trees for Dear Leader.

Do you guys ever feel like a mirror image of the Fox audience? Excusing corruption because it's "your team"?

Iago Galdston, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

"not when Buffett," I mean...it's been real!

Iago Galdston, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

you are a moron

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

Buffett doesn't set bank policy iirc, why would Warren yell at him

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

although I look forward to the day the Senate calls shareholders to the floor for hearings about how they are making money off of shitty companies, that'll be interesting

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

maybe assuming Iago understands how the Senate works and what its powers are is assuming too much

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

Maybe Warren could publicly yell at Loretta Lynch and shame her into doing a deep dive on Wells Fargo.

Anyway, I feel most of what Magary is saying.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

So does Iago believe CEOs don't bear direct responsibility for the companies they run?

Kind of a bizarre outlook...

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

Iago doesn't feel the sting of what Trump's been saying for months, he'll be fine either way. not sure why you guys would argue with someone who cares more about their dented ego from some primary thread zings than he does about people who are in actual danger from a trump presidency. ¯\(°_o)/¯

nomar, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link

this part rings the most true:


Because while Trump is a miserable bastard, YOU are the people who have handed him the bullhorn. YOU are the people willing to embarrass this nation and put it on the brink of economic ruin all because you wanna throw an electoral hissy fit. YOU are the people who want to revolutionize the way America does business by voting for its worst businessman, a disgusting neon pig who only makes money when he causes problems for other people instead of solving them. YOU are the thin-skinned yokels who clutch your bandoliers whenever someone hurls the mildest of slurs at you (“deplorables”), while cheering Trump on as he leaves a bonfire of truly hateful invective everywhere he goes. YOU are the people willing to overlook the fact that Trump is an unqualified, ignorant sociopath because DURRRR HILLARY IS BAD TOO DURRRR.

You know what? No, she’s not. She’s fine. I lived through one Clinton, and I can live through another. My reasons for hating Trump are better than your reasons for hating Hillary. Show me all the arguments against her you like. You guys don’t give a shit about facts and research when it comes to Trump, so I’m not gonna give a shit about whatever clumsy meme you cook up to explain why she did Benghazi. Nope. Sorry. Fuck your arguments, and fuck you. Trump has shown no respect for anyone, so I don’t see why you deserve any either. Whatever mildly frustrating centrist liberal bureaucracy that Hillary presides over will be fine compared to the spray tan mushroom cloud that would arise all because YOU thought Trump was such a brave, un-PC dickhead to everyone within shouting distance.

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

she's not fine

"mildly frustrating"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

that magary piece was a nice bit of angry righteousness

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

as we get closer to nov i expect ppl to become louder and louder and more furious about trump + his degenerate voters

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

Guess you were searching the web for some dirt, huh

xxp

Evan, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

she's not fine

"mildly frustrating"

I personally guarantee, things will be fine

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

as we get closer to nov i expect ppl to become louder and louder and more furious about trump + his degenerate voters

if this stuff gets you off you should probably watch The Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell, he's going hard every night and it's quite nice

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

this reads like a dr casino join but it's real

“He doesn’t have a birth certificate, or if he does, there’s something on that certificate that’s very bad for him,” Trump said. “Somebody told me — and I have no idea whether this is bad for him or not, but perhaps it would be — that, where it says religion, it might have Muslim. And if you’re a Muslim, you don’t change your religion, by the way. But somebody said maybe that’s the reason why he doesn’t want to show it. I don’t think so. I just don’t think he has a birth certificate, and everybody has a birth certificate.”

https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/trump-in-crazy-2011-interview-im-very-proud-to-be-a-birther

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

*joint

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

is religion even on birth certificates? that's so weird

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

Hows that minority outreach going?

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/09/21/trump-i-d-use-stop-and-frisk-to-end-violence-in-black-communities.html

Oh...

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

hillary's birth certificate says "fatal pneumonia" on it, which is even weirder.

nomar, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

hey guys you're never going to believe this but... birth certificates don't record religion

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

hillary's birth certificate says "fatal pneumonia" on it, which is even weirder.

― nomar, Wednesday, September 21, 2016

real life lol

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

hey guys you're never going to believe this but... birth certificates don't record religion

President Trump will change that.

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

hey guys you're never going to believe this but... birth certificates don't record religion

― Οὖτις

Well sure, American ones don't.

nickn, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

I checked my certificate and it just says "participant"

Evan, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

we're through the lookin' glass, people!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/CgSEcYl.png

ahahahahahaha

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

hey guys you're never going to believe this but... birth certificates don't record religion

yeah I know that none of them I've seen do but surely there must be some state or country that does otherwise how the hell does Donald not get laughed out of the room for saying something so dumb

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

“We did it in New York, it worked incredibly well, and you have to be proactive and, you know, you really help people sort of change their mind automatically.”


some jail time for a bag of weed will change your mind about things real quick

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

xp

i think it's akin to "boiling frog" syndrome (no offense)

nomar, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

hey some good polls today, fucking finally

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

getting ready for the 'trump didnt shit his pants on live tv' post-debate bounce to 'tie it up' again

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cs5v3JXUkAIL8KS.jpg

vote canada!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

Or maybe he shits himself "hard". He is very "tough on pants". He doesn't compromise; "shitting in toilets is PC"

xp

Evan, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

well that seems like pretty stark evidence that at least 14% of hillary's negative rating is related to sexism xp

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

donald trump - even more unpopular than women

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

xp i dunno -- i think 'running for president' drives up most people's negatives

mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

would watch http://www.vox.com/polyarchy/2016/9/21/13006732/presidential-debate-format-bad

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

isnt this from star trek

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

presidential-debate-format-bad

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

lol kobayashi maru

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

^^^

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

I'm down if they literally have to do the Kobayashi Maru.

jmm, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link

I'd prefer something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2QAMqTgPKI

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link

hey guys you're never going to believe this but... birth certificates don't record religion

What if you were born again?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

I was a little startled when I was asked to list my religion for a visa to visit India. (I'm pretty sure this isn't even on Indian birth certificates, though.)

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link

the Indian consulate asked you for that? that's weird I don't recall having to do that, but it was awhile ago...

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

Yes, this past summer. You don't even have to go through a consulate or High Commission/Embassy for short trips at this point. There's an online form. There's a question about religion with pull-down options for "Hindu", "Muslim", "Christian", "Buddhist", etc., as well as "other".

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

btw

But according to polls taken after the Sept. 11 stumble, the "Hillary's health" story line has done no political damage to speak of. Morning Consult, which polled immediately after the health scare, initially found that 50 percent of voters worried that Clinton had dissembled about her health, and the percentage of voters saying her health was below average or poor spiked by 19 points. But the number of voters who said the health scare would affect their votes was negligible; and on Sunday, MC released a full poll of the week after the scare, and found Clinton ticking up slightly in a head-to-head matchup, from a one-point lead to a four-point lead. The national Reuters/Ipsos tracking poll also found a "negligible" number of voters switching their votes because of the health story.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/09/19/clinton-health-scare-leaves-little-impact-on-polls-but-spawns-new-attacks/

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

I don't even understand the logic behind gambling on an "uh oh candidate X is sick, better vote for candidate Y!" reaction from voters.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

"I was a little startled when I was asked to list my religion for a visa to visit India. "

I don't get visiting India and visas btw; someone I work with just told me she couldn't go back because she didn't have a visa to go. why do you need a visa to go there as opposed to travel to europe?

akm, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 23:24 (seven years ago) link

Kobayashi Maru is the scenario presented to the electorate ( = ultimate no-win scenario)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link

Indian birth certificates include both religion and caste.

Because India still has different personal laws for different religious people. Hindus, Muslims, Parsis and Christians all have different laws. And Atheists don't have a secular law to govern them. While we do have Special marriage Act for marriages among atheists or people belonging to different religions, we do not have other provisions relating to succession for Atheists. So, even if you are an Atheist, you will have to politically identify yourself as a person belonging to your birth or converted religion so that the state can apply the respective law to you. All this will end when we have a Uniform Civil Code.

gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link

Love the controversy about Don King's accidental use of the n word rather than the fact that he's a piece of shit murderer who took advantage of every athlete he ever "promoted."

Treeship, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link

Very similar person to Trump. Makes sense they are old friends

Treeship, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link

Given how fond some people are of wishing Kaine was the candidate instead of Hillary, you'd think the health issues would be a boon.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

trump is a guy who takes limos everywhere and lives on a diet of KFC and mcdonald's, weird that hillary's the one w/ the "health issues"

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 22 September 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link

who are these people?

xp

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 22 September 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link

who are these people?

xp


Residents of Fairfax Co., Virginia and likely nobody else

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 22 September 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

Treeship
Posted: September 21, 2016 at 5:55:04 PM
Very similar person to Trump. Makes sense they are old friends

Heard an interview with Sharpton a few months ago in which he was asked to interpret Trump as a New Yorker. He said sorta like Don King. I hadn't thought of it til then, but yup.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Thursday, 22 September 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link

45+ year old white guys who hate Trump but are voting for Gary Johnson because blah blah blah

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 22 September 2016 00:22 (seven years ago) link

Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Thursday, 22 September 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

trump is a guy who takes limos everywhere and lives on a diet of KFC and mcdonald's, weird that hillary's the one w/ the "health issues"

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, September 21, 2016

The diet of Trump's base.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 September 2016 00:38 (seven years ago) link

Magary's piece in GQ was fun to read

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 22 September 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link

yeah it got the blood up, that's for sure

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 22 September 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link

Al Sharpton was an FBI informant and Republican spy, fuck that con man

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 September 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

It's encouraging to see that Catholics are not taking to Trump very well, though it seems that Evangelicals haven't yet woken up to the fact that Trump is not a typical values conservative, or maybe they just don't care.

http://religionandpolitics.org/2016/09/20/why-donald-trump-is-losing-catholic-voters/

o. nate, Thursday, 22 September 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

don't care

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 22 September 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

They just want a conservative to replace Scalia. That's all that matters to them.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 22 September 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

It's a good example of how the right, stupid as you might think they are, certainly knows how to prioritize and focus.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 22 September 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

It's a good example of how the right, stupid as you might think they are, certainly knows how to prioritize and focus.

Excepting all those republican primary voters who made Trump their party's nominee.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 22 September 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

Hey Alfred, kind of an obnoxiously unfair question but: how are you feeling about how FL's going to vote? I'm getting such mixed signals, but some of the signals (e.g., 538) suggest it's the swingiest of swing states in 2016. I'm seriously considering going down there for a week to pitch in with the Clinton GOTV efforts (I speak Spanish, which would come in handy in big chunks of Dade County, obv).

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 22 September 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

Alfred's said a few times on these threads that he is confident Trump has no chance, or words to that effect

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 22 September 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

i don't have any FL expertise but i do have other expertise + there are a number of indications that the jewish vote is going to break huge for hillary (see 538's expose today about the dire levels of financial support GOP is getting from Republican Jews as well as basically all recent polling) and florida is one of the few places that might actually make a difference

Mordy, Thursday, 22 September 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link

Sarah Silverman's Great Schlep in full effect, I see

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 22 September 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

Ha, that was my first thought too.

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Thursday, 22 September 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

florida is a toss-up right now. that's all there is to be said about it

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 22 September 2016 04:06 (seven years ago) link

Obama won Florida in '12 by, what, .05 or a point? It's possible that Clinton will lose Florida by the same margin if fewer blacks, Hispanics, and Jews vote. The possibility that once again pollsters are underrepresenting these groups in their results is high too.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:24 (seven years ago) link

Come down, collardio gelatinous!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:25 (seven years ago) link

re: florida margins and demographics, nobody knows anything

Dave Wasserman
‏@Redistrict
In '12, Obama won FL by 74k votes. Eligible Latinos who didn't vote: 725k. But eligible non-college whites who didn't vote? 2.5 *million.*

Adrian Gray
‏@adrian_gray Adrian Gray Retweeted Dave Wasserman
Since 2012, new Florida registrants:
White: +104,992
Latino: +242,005

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:59 (seven years ago) link

http://dailycaller.com/2016/09/21/trump-ads-are-running-next-to-isis-propaganda-campaign-unperturbed/

uhhh...awkward, dude

frogbs, Thursday, 22 September 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link

Algorithms otm

I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 September 2016 13:21 (seven years ago) link

wow
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/sep/22/trump-ohio-campaign-chair-no-racism-before-obama

Miller also dismissed the racial tensions of the 1960s, when she said she graduated from high school. “Growing up as a kid, there was no racism, believe me. We were just all kids going to school.”

what the fucking fuck?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 22 September 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link

"We were just all white kids going to an all-white school."

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 September 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

well if u never had to engage w a POC bc of the societal norms then you couldn't be racist toward them /s

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 22 September 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

i wonder about ohio sometimes, still seems like a tossup now, man fuck this state

in cleveland i see clinton signs everywhere, but have seen a trump sign here and there too. there is a major clinton campaign office up the street from me and it is bustling all the time

they are both here all the time

marcos, Thursday, 22 September 2016 13:53 (seven years ago) link

"believe me" <-- glad this is catching on as a valid substitution for evidence. yay

Evan, Thursday, 22 September 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

The reporter's face says it all.

human and working on getting beer (longneck), Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

xp marcos I haven't seen any Trump signs on the east side, but I have seen bumper stickers, mostly in the tonier suburbs (Orange, Beachwood, Pepper Pike, etc.). My neighborhood in Cle Hts is full of Hillary signs, though.

Conspicuously, the Orthodox Jews in my neighborhood -- who had no shortage of Romney/Ryan signs up in '12 -- have no signs up for any candidates.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

"believe me" <-- glad this is catching on as a valid substitution for evidence. yay

It feels a little like the Republican Party has been hijacked by a legion of insane racist Narutos.

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

xp phil yea the only trump signs i've seen are in edgewater - just a couple

lakewood (where i live) has clinton signs everywhere, the campaign office on belle & detroit seems like a fun energetic place tbh

university circle (where i work) & surrounding neighborhood glenville has clinton signs everywhere too

marcos, Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

Also re: that woman in eastern Ohio, she's coming from an area not too far from where a singing associate of mine grew up and looks to be about the same age. The woman I know has said similar things about her upbringing (in Youngstown iirc) about how everyone was just people and there weren't gigantic divisions between black and white people (she's white and most of her siblings' in-laws are black) but, unlike the Trump monster in that Guardian article, her experiences made her much more sensitive to racial issues/disparity and turned her into a raging liberal crusader. So, I don't actually disbelieve the Trump monster when she says "when I grew up, there were no differences" but the way she reacted to that experience tells me a lot about her character, which is why I keep referring to her as "Trump monster".

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

maybe where she grew up it was like that but wasnt the civil rights movement in the 60's? what the fuck was she seeing on the news, a goddamn tv drama?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

This is kind of the crux of the issue, isn't it? The blinding myopia that allows you to translate the details of your immediate surroundings into an unassailable, universal truth?

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

And even if she was seeing tv drama on the news in the 60s, surely she will have heard of the civil rights movement after that. She just chooses not to hear/believe it. Stubbornly blind.

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

And unashamedly racist.

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

How can a thing exist if you yourself have not experienced it? The very idea.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

Former RNC Chair: Trump's Birtherism is 'Bullshit Racism' http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/former-rnc-chairman-michael-steele-trump-birtherism-bullshit-racism

"You cannot say to me that given the 400 plus years of this country, that at the very moment the country decides to elect the first Black man president of the United States, you going to ask for his papers? Seriously? Seriously?" said Steele. "I can go all day long about what's wrong with Syria and economic policy and foreign policy with this administration. But I'll be damned if I'm going to sit here and say 'You need to show me your papers first.' That's not how this works."

steele otm there though of course later he goes on some bullshit about reagan

marcos, Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

this is partly why Steele was fired.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

Tru fact: Some time in 2006 or so, my wife and I were eating brunch at the Treaty of Paris in Annapolis. There was one other occupied table in the room and it was occupied by Michael Steele, who was in a garrulous mood. I don't know who he was talking to - a reporter or job applicant or sycophant or what - but I could not help eavesdropping.

He spoke of how he was in a seminary preparing for the priesthood when Ronald Reagan was shot. A few weeks later, the Pope was shot. "They're trying to assassinate my religious AND political heroes," he said. That's what led him to abandon the seminary and opt for public service instead.

I don't know whether he believed this tidy narrative or whether he'd repeated it a hundred times before and a hundred times after. Now he's on Morning Joe all the time and suchlike. A person like that, with a crafted persona? Who knows what the thinks or believes apart from what he calculates at any given moment?

But that brunch is etched in my memory.

inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 September 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

xp That's an odd 'or', if you don't mind me saying - he could believe it and also repeat it a lot?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 22 September 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

that was v funny + she really is unflappable. if she can handle galifianakis i feel much better about how she'll handle trump.

Mordy, Thursday, 22 September 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

That was funny to you? Diff strokes I guess...

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 22 September 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

xp i think the unspoken bit is "or he repeated it so much he had come to believe it"

Mordy, Thursday, 22 September 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

I don't remember any racism from the 1960s*, all those major black activists who were assassinated, like mlk and Malcolm x and all those protests were just cos of petty disturbances or something, right?

*most probably cos I was born in the late eighties.

#woke

plums (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 September 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

A. Farrell: Fair point. Certainly he could both believe a narrative and also repeat it.

(In my defense the "or" it is accurate as far as my own knowledge is concerned; there are a lot of things I don't know. I don't know X or Y or Z; I don't know X and Y and Z. Grammatically speaking either conjunction fits.)

inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 September 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

I watched Hillary's Between the Ferns and then immediately went back and rewatched Obama's. As with so many other things of this sort, she doesn't come off well in comparison (all the caveats of how Trump would doubtlessly fare far far worse and how this is far removed from being the kind of thing that suggests who's going to be a good president of course apply).

evol j, Thursday, 22 September 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

its like if Space Ghost got fat and grew a beard and lost his sense of humor

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 22 September 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

Some analysts credit the president's March 2014 appearance on Between Two Ferns with helping boost enrollment in Obamacare right when his administration needed it the most.
xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 22 September 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

re: the civil rights movement, I get the impression a lot of people look at it as this moment where it was universally recognized that segregation was bad and MLK was a big hero and everything changed and now it's all better. People seem to miss or forget the fact that it was extremely contentious for huge parts of the country and an extremely hard fought battle to just move things forward a bit. And of course, all the negativity and opposition we see today facing BLM is very similar to many of things civil rights leaders dealt with in the 60s.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 22 September 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

White people in Boston rioted over busing almost into the Carter administration. But we don't teach that in schools, so yeah, people think it all just went away after the early 60s.

BTW that woman above has already resigned: https://twitter.com/CandaceSmith_/status/778987696563875840

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 September 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

FWIW my kids did learn about the protests for desegregation in Boston public school busing.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 22 September 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

the Mississippi public school had to be "re-desegregated" in 1988.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 22 September 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

*my

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 22 September 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

I learned how my county (Arlington, VA) had its home rule school board revoked by the state after it became the first in VA to implement Brown v Board

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 22 September 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

Painful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EyoKB3ZHSc

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

cos you are a shitty candidate

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

it's like she needs a cane to wave as a prop or some shit

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

the West Wing cast is campaigning for her in Ohio this weekend

not anywhere near the Clue Train

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

haha man that's terrible. that's not an ad though - what is it?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

dude wtf the Between Two Ferns with Hillary was awesome

"Do Chelsea and Ivanka ever talk on the phone about boys who might like them....like her Dad"

frogbs, Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

xpost

Published on Sep 22, 2016
Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton spoke about foe Donald Trump during a video conference of the Laborers' International Union of North America, saying, "Why aren’t I 50 points ahead?"

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

yikes at that video wow

marcos, Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

"...a gathering in Las Vegas of the Laborers' International Union of North America."

I think I like her most when her guard drops and the rage comes through.

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

Ha, xposts

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7QP9Zqge4s

nomar, Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

tbf righteous indignation is kinda the MO of speakers at union gatherings

Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

she's not particularly good at it though. Richard Trumka she is not.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

am not linking to the NY Mag column that sez if Clinton loses, it's Sanders' fault. Of course!

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

wtf at that video

frogbs, Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

actually Morbz it'll be your fault

Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

I think I like her most when her guard drops and the rage comes through.

she's not as good at this as say Elizabeth Warren but yeah a little energy is nice

"why aren't I ahead by 50 points" is a pretty legit question tbf

frogbs, Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

historians will review all of your valiant posts decrying her monstrosity and nod their heads, stroke their beards and say "yes, yes THIS was the turning point"

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

btw I love how roundly the "I should be 50 points ahead" remark is being mocked by supporters of the candidate who said "I will get 95% of the African American vote"

frogbs, Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

no dude its that he will get 95% after his first term

believe me

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

"why aren't I ahead by 50 points"

bcz you're 8-16 years past your sell-by date, and people hate you.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

also your most trenchant selling point is "I'm not the other guy"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

but Clintons are eternal.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

also your most trenchant selling point is "I'm not the other guy"

to be fair it's the only selling point she should need at this point

frogbs, Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

but yea this election is an indictment of both major parties

frogbs, Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

No it is not.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

Raiders of the National Dysfunction

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

so does this reddit email deletion things have legs or nah? i can't tell if it's legit or not but if it is it...kinda is bad, right?

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 22 September 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

Hillary's righteousness stinks of such bullshit. She does not wear it well. She does wear wisdom and experience well, and works best when she is not over compensating (shouting) and trying to shove it down our throats. She's so defensive it's like she's constantly trying to be better than the other guy, when all she has to do is try to act like herself, because she *is* better than the other guy. Less of this topping Trump with policy, or numbers, or toughness. Trump is not about specifics. She just needs to stress repeatedly that he is a total shithead and disaster and hammer again and again at his failings as a businessman and as a human being.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 September 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

so not gonna happen

Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 September 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

Why not just say "I want to make sure Donald Trump's tax rate is at least x% ?" Because that puts him on defense, and brings up his taxes, and brings up his wealth, and brings up his gaming the system, *and* introduces her tax policy.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 September 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/that-idiot-on-your-hunting-message-board-might-be-donal-1786882492

One of the more amusing bits of modernity is the chance that dumb rich folks use message boards like everybody else, so you might just encounter someone like Hijo de Trump on your gun fetishist board.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 22 September 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link

this election is an indictment of both major parties

For the past decade, Dems should have been cultivating younger leaders for the national spotlight, as it did with Obama. It would have benefited the future party to have some serious contenders for the nomination who weren't AARP members.

gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Thursday, 22 September 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

I assume they needed a few more years to ripen.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 September 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

she's not as good at this as say Elizabeth Warren but yeah a little energy is nice

Hillary's righteousness stinks of such bullshit. She does not wear it well. She does wear wisdom and experience well, and works best when she is not over compensating (shouting) and trying to shove it down our throats

There's an egocentric hateful quality to HRC's rage that I sometimes feel like she is struggling to keep contained. I find it sort of beautiful in its rawness and intensity when it comes out.

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Thursday, 22 September 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

also nobody who pays full price for a movie ticket, excepting martin o'malley, wanted to run this year just to lose to clinton xp

Clay, Thursday, 22 September 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

that video seems like.. totally par for the course! what are you guys reacting to here? it's obv that "why aren't i 50 points ahead" is self-deprecating and rhetorical and meant to lead on to the answer, which is that "we" haven't shined enough of a spotlight on trump's record. isn't it?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 September 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

all she has to do is try to act like herself

Getting very 'after-school special' in this thread.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Thursday, 22 September 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

Well, if it's not raw rage and hatred bursting through, it's pretty awful as political rhetoric. I prefer to believe the former.

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Thursday, 22 September 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

XP Well, her opponent is a few steps away from flying out a window high on PCP.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 September 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

AP poll came out late tonight, 6 point lead for Hillary. I feel like, just like last week, state polls trailing national a little and that we'll see some of these battlegrounds break back her way.

btw there is a great horrible Harry Enten article you don't need to read on FiveThirtyBait

Neanderthal, Thursday, 22 September 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

so does this reddit email deletion things have legs or nah? i can't tell if it's legit or not but if it is it...kinda is bad, right?

― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, September 22, 2016 4:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hmm.....granted The Hill published it and the Repub House is the one driving it but, does not sound good at all

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/09/22/house-panel-tells-reddit-to-preserve-deleted-posts-in-clinton-case.html

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link

we should leave climate change to the states.

states should have the right to decide whether they are over or underwater

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

congress is after that pagliani guy hard as fuck. they tried to have him come in and plead the fifth for the cameras and he refused.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 September 2016 00:19 (seven years ago) link

I definitely think the electorate wants to hear more about emails

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 23 September 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link

my Mississippi public school had to be "re-desegregated" in 1988.

yeah the durham, nc city schools were desegregated in the late 60s, causing the white folk to move to the county schools. when they merged in the mid 90s it had to be done all over again. haven't followed it since then, but given mccrory and the legislature it'll probably be necessary again soon.

i'm continually struck by how motherfuckers who 'hate political correctness' have internalized that the *word* 'racist' is bad and to be avoided or only used to accuse other ppl. if you're bold enough to go on about how these thugs are drug-crazed criminals with obama phones, why balk at the r-word?

mookieproof, Friday, 23 September 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

also hey look, it's policy: http://highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/hillary-clinton-policy-agenda

mookieproof, Friday, 23 September 2016 00:43 (seven years ago) link

the reddit story really just points to 'in the matter of email security Clinton was not receiving competent advice', it's not really adding anything

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Friday, 23 September 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

that was a 22 year old on the cover of that issue? figured that dude was 12

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 23 September 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

figured he was dead

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

I somehow missed that FB bought that stupid company for two fucking billion dollars.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 23 September 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

Lmao

NBC/WSJ poll, candidate favorability among undecided in two-way race: Clinton 13% positive, 64% negative; Trump 5% positive, 81% negative

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 September 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

the debate really is going to go "lol i'm not u, i win" eh

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

I want to know what percent of people are positive about both candidates.

jmm, Friday, 23 September 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

"I am 75% positive that HIllary is a candidate"

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

A negative times a negative is a positive, so I guess they both win?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 September 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

Oculus and dude from Minecraft prove that neckbeards gonna neckbeard no matter what.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 23 September 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

Rick Ross 4 prez

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

Self-made
You just affiliated

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

why would you allow anyone to take that picture of you and then print it

j., Friday, 23 September 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link

Some ugly fallout for Facebook on /r/oculus. HTC Vive it is, I guess.

gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Friday, 23 September 2016 04:27 (seven years ago) link

so does this reddit email deletion things have legs or nah? i can't tell if it's legit or not but if it is it...kinda is bad, right?

to me it seems less like she's doing something shady and more like the State dept's IT staff not knowing what the hell they are doing. i think those email headers are supposed to be deleted anyway for FOIA requests.

congress is after that pagliani guy hard as fuck. they tried to have him come in and plead the fifth for the cameras and he refused.

yeah I'm inclined to believe this guy is less a criminal and more someone who just wasn't very great at his job.

of course the House is going to go after this. they're desperate. don't forget how thoroughly Republicans embarrassed themselves during the hearing over Comey's investigation

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 11:44 (seven years ago) link

Hillary's righteousness stinks of such bullshit. She does not wear it well. She does wear wisdom and experience well, and works best when she is not over compensating (shouting) and trying to shove it down our throats. She's so defensive it's like she's constantly trying to be better than the other guy, when all she has to do is try to act like herself, because she *is* better than the other guy. Less of this topping Trump with policy, or numbers, or toughness. Trump is not about specifics. She just needs to stress repeatedly that he is a total shithead and disaster and hammer again and again at his failings as a businessman and as a human being.

yea I kinda agree which is why it's weird to see it. though on the other hand she really can't win at these things. she's not a naturally gifted speaker the way Obama, Trump, or her husband were. luckily she's always been good on the debate stage so hopefully that'll help peoples perceptions of her.

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 11:47 (seven years ago) link

also lol @ Hillary's team giving a front row debate seat to Mark Cuban. say what you will but their troll game is strong.

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 11:58 (seven years ago) link

do we really need to know the results of of every single new poll

esempiu (crüt), Friday, 23 September 2016 12:20 (seven years ago) link

"George W. Bush set a great example for Republican candidates, as do many Republicans in Texas who seem far more comfortable with Hispanic voters and Hispanic culture," Ayres said, adding, "George Bush spoke a version of Spanish, kind of like he spoke a version of English."

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

lol

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 September 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

I normally find John Judis excruciating but this seems pretty on the mark. http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/--100769

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 23 September 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link

indeed. I wish she'd stop talking about Trump for a while. I think we all kinda get it at this point.

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Wb5pF1r.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtCysOVWYAAtl2m.jpg

bombings + police protest = everyone wins!

mookieproof, Friday, 23 September 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

agreed. the more I think about it, the high point of her entire campaign was the convention, which was notable primarily for its optimism and even patriotism. I think she needs to focus on getting people excited or at least motivated to vote for her, because there are a lot of people who've been turned off by Trump who are just going to either vote for Johnson or abstain altogether.

evol j, Friday, 23 September 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

yeah nothin like "USA" chants to make me realize the Dems are my party

I'm with my labor-organizer friend's options: to Mexico if Trump wins, to Canada if HRC.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 September 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

question - why was obama's performance vs romney in the first 2012 debate criticized so much? i've been reading a little about debate prep and that debate performance keeps getting mentioned as a type of thing clinton needs to avoid

i could watch clips of course but thought id ask

marcos, Friday, 23 September 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

You can't even leave this thread, what makes you think you can leave the country? xp

tongue and cheek (stevie), Friday, 23 September 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

He looked down at the podium.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 September 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

do we really need to know the results of of every single new poll

― esempiu (crüt), Friday, September 23, 2016 8:20 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no and we also don't need every 538 update

https://twitter.com/DavMicRot/status/778543535545053184

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 September 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

xpost Iirc he carried himself like he didn't really want to be there. Which to be fair ...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 September 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

sorry frogbs did you say above that trump was a gifted public speaker

global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 September 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

I think he is!

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

2012 Obama was just weirdly low-energy in that 1st debate, it seemed like he had been up for 36 hours or something. Was kinda like watching your favorite basketball team come out totally flat and jog up and down the court, like...I still love you but you're better than this

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

agreed. the more I think about it, the high point of her entire campaign was the convention, which was notable primarily for its optimism and even patriotism. I think she needs to focus on getting people excited or at least motivated to vote for her, because there are a lot of people who've been turned off by Trump who are just going to either vote for Johnson or abstain altogether.

absolutely, trying to scare people into voting for you is not a great strategy. that survey that showed the two candidates incredibly high unfavorable rating among independents is something they should pay attention to, since I'd be willing to bet that most of the people who hate both candidates would still feel a hell of a lot better with Clinton than Trump, you just gotta make SOME overtures to them other than "get a load of the other guy". In fact attacking Trump on policy at all is difficult since he doesn't really have any and his defense will always be some version of "I never said that". The convention had the right message and given that it gave her a huge bounce I'd think they would return to that in the coming weeks.

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

538 is a mess. their model's volatility suggests more to me that it's a flawed model than that the race has really been so volatile. i'm sure things are moving but that graph is ridiculous looking.

Mordy, Friday, 23 September 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

this is probably a good ad? i have a bad sense of these things

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/779288660067823616

goole, Friday, 23 September 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

interesting piece from mike konczal about trump's policy (no scare quotes)

https://medium.com/@rortybomb/trump-is-actually-full-of-policy-f8bfdb6389e8#.8bj3j5svz

goole, Friday, 23 September 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

I've been worried about this from the start, that Trump is so beyond the pale nuts that how do you even run against that? It's like having an opponent that insists the sky is green. Do you then have to campaign that, no, the sky is in fact blue, because you can see it, and it is blue? Do you campaign that your opponent is an idiot? What if millions of people agree with him that the sky is green?

As always, brings to mind an apt Mr. Show sketch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP4yX2rkpBc

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 September 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

same guy, in vox, about "new liberal economics"

http://www.vox.com/the-big-idea/2016/9/15/12923528/liberal-economics-great-recession-policy-clinton

xp

goole, Friday, 23 September 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

538 is a mess. their model's volatility suggests more to me that it's a flawed model than that the race has really been so volatile. i'm sure things are moving but that graph is ridiculous looking.

― Mordy, Friday, September 23, 2016 11:44 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the predictwise guy (who to clear strikes me as nuts) suspects that they've built in too much covariance, i.e. they're assuming too strong a correlation between states. that means that states without much polling move a lot in response to other state polls, which makes the overall swings in both directions enormous.

that would explain how they ended up saying things like trump had a 25% chance in NJ at the end of july despite there being literally no polling there in july. if that kind of thing happened in every unpolled state, you would get huge swings in their prediction of the national race, in both directions.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 September 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

btw, for those expecting a debate beatdown, someone correct me if I'm wrong, but iirc Sarah Palin did not come off as totally inept against Biden, and that may be as close to this year's clash of idiocy and experience as we're going to get.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 September 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

the danger for trump imo is not that he's made to look stupid, it's that he says something unscripted and appalling in response to a zinger

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

the atmosphere is gonna be a lot more toxic this time around. kinda getting an unstoppable-object-vs-immovable-wall feeling about this one

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

Which one is which?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

the danger for trump imo is not that he's made to look stupid, it's that he says something unscripted and appalling in response to a zinger

eh I think both are dangerous for him

his "appalling" zingers won't hurt him that much will they? will it have to be worse than "blood coming out of her whatever?"

on the other hand if he comes off as someone who obviously has no clue what he's talking about that'll hurt a lot of his soft support

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

That's totally down to whether you're watching with red lenses or blue lenses. Everybody who was watching with red lenses thought Palin killed it, totally wiped the floor with the inept Biden. Everybody who was watching with blue lenses thought OMG, that woman is so unprepared and awful, so glad we have folksy Uncle Joe on our side.

Pretty much every debate I've ever seen and then read reactions to, I could find equal numbers of people who thought it went very well for their candidate. Trump will certainly get rave reviews from the people who already think he's awesome, ditto Clinton.

The only exceptions are the rare "oops" moment or "you're no Jack Kennedy," one of which worked and one of which didn't.

inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

Which one is which?

the object is Trump's understanding of the universe. the wall is the actual universe. we are all paying for the wall.

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

I get that declaring a winner could be a matter of perception, but that's just it. I mean, Palin didn't say anything nearly as word scramble as her usual shit, though, right? And everyone expected a train wreck.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

this thread about trump's television prowess is kinda true, but a) he's not in charge of the event, like the apprentice or his own rallies, and b) he's not going to get the crowd adoration that he craves, as at his own convention or on wwe. i'm not sure he can work a crowd that he can't see or get instant applause from

mookieproof, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

there's a big difference between Palin/Biden and Clinton/Trump let's see if we can identify it hmmm

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

well the difference here is that Palin at one point actually was a governor and apparently not a total disaster so there was at least some sense that she knew how government worked

I do think if Trump has a moment like the "nuclear traid" one in the GOP debates it'll hurt him.

I think Hillary's goal shouldn't be to attack his ideas so much, but rather to put across the impression that he lacks the know-how to accomplish anything

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

the difference I was getting at was the reversed gender/moron roles

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

iirc the Palin debate was the archetypal "all she has to do is come off as vaguely semi-competent and she beats expectations," thus both parties "accomplished what they needed to accomplish." She didn't exactly crash and burn but it was not like she radically stepped up her game. It wasn't campaign suicide like the Couric interview and it probably didn't change anything at all. The significance was sort of in what didn't happen - her spending the whole thing in gibberish mode, Biden yelling at her to get back in the kitchen or whatever it was people were anticipating.

See also: The Lysergic Acid Diethylamidiotic Joe Biden & Sarah Palin VP Presidential Debate thread in the 2 zero zero 8 (2008 party over oops)

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

a man attacking a woman for being stupid is a totally different scenario than a woman attacking a man for being stupid - audiences don't respond well to men attacking women

xxp

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

the difference I was getting at was the reversed gender/moron roles

oh I wasn't actually responding to you

and yeah I agree this factor is significant. I still think back to Sanders shouting over Clinton and how badly that came off.

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

The predictwise graph is really shitty - it frames the % from 50% upwards and picks the polls-only rather than the polls-plus for extra volatility - graphed against this it would look less concerning, and indeed suggest that the predictwise graph isn't seriously moving at all, which seems more nuts.

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/#plus

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

which is why the Biden/Palin comparison is irrelevant its a totally different scenario

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

you guys are right what if Trump says something unscripted and appaling

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

it's like a daily mantra here. the security blanket that protects you from the boogie man

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

a man attacking a woman for being stupid is a totally different scenario than a woman attacking a man for being stupid - audiences don't respond well to men attacking women

Yes. Regardless of whether you consider it fair or unfair, Trump does run the optics risk of being mean to a woman, with whatever NAGL-ness that entails. Personally I don't care if it's unfair; this man needs to be defeated by any means available.

inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

a man attacking a woman for being stupid is a totally different scenario than a woman attacking a man for being stupid - audiences don't respond well to men attacking women

out of curiosity, what's your evidence for this?

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

i mean other than "all my friends in SF would be totally appalled"

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

AF: the truncated y-axis on that predictwise graph is a reasonable complaint. but the polls-only model is the default model on the 538 website. seems like the fair one to use. but if it's not to be trusted as you say, then it shouldn't even be on the website, much less the default.

i don't agree that PW hasn't moved much, but it's true it's ended up pretty much back where it started:

http://i.imgur.com/FM7XtXB.png

clearly things went v badly for trump in august, both in "narrative" and actually polling. but that far out from a 2 horse race election where both candidates are going to get at least 40% of the vote because it's a 2 party system, getting as bullish as 538 did seemed wild. and 538 has gotten much much lower than any other predictor in the past week.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

xp Trump going after Fiorina ("who would vote for that face?") and getting a bad response was one of the few times he actually looked humbled. I believe he started polling lower after that for a while too.

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

haha jic I was mentally comparing the election to that particular sketch myself just yesterday...also the one with the two rich WASPy guys campaigning for nothing in particular

xposts

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

out of curiosity, what's your evidence for this?

previous debate performances where this happened, including debates involving Hillary, with the effect being a negative impact on the male attackers polling numbers/electoral victories

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

maybe 90% wasn't that wild. some of the others got up there. but none of them swung up from 50%, or went back down to 50%.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/15/upshot/as-clinton-trump-race-tightens-heres-how-forecast-models-differ.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

haha ah yes, sanders "shouting over" the person he was having a televised argument with, who can forget that unmistakable tactical blunder. i'm sure if trump does something similar, the reaction from the general election voters watching on fox news or CNN will be just like amanda marcotte's a few months ago

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

btw I think the one dynamic that is at play here that wasn't in Biden vs Palin is Trump's ego, which is something he absolutely hasn't been able to put aside. Clinton might take a shot at his net worth (which we know bothers him), or his hotel, or his various business failures, and it'll cause Trump to go nuts. I remember how weirdly defensive he got about Trump University during one of the GOP debates. Maybe Clinton won't even acknowledge him at all to some extent. I have no doubt there's a team of psychologists working with her on these ideas right now.

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

Hey look a nicely put reddit comment. What we already know, but succinct and relevant to the debate because his confident tone is unlikely to waver and that's all much of the population will focus on when they assess how he performed.

[–]HBlight [score hidden] 5 hours ago
He is a salesman first and foremost, and he does not want you to care about the product, he just wants to sell it, he wants you to buy a feeling in order to make the sale. So if he wants you to buy the idea that something is good or bad, he is going to load his speech with everything he can to leave you with the impression that the thing feels good or bad. He speaks bluntly and with absolute confidence even when not making sense, because making sense is not the goal, you buying the feeling is the goal.

Evan, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

every time Trump attacked a woman in the debates it went poorly for him (Fiorina, but also Megyn Kelly), Lazio leaving his podium to wave his papers in Hillary's face also failed/backfired, I'm sure there's other examples - also fyi Sanders didn't win

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

I'm sure there are other examples I'm forgetting at the moment but in general yeah that is not a winning tactic for a man

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

trump criticizing HRC's looks would be a lot different, sure, than him just in general being dominating or even condescending (though i don't see how the latter is possible given the knowledge gap between the two...). i assumed we were talking about the latter

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

Xpost that is really well put

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

(The Reddit comment)

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

this format is just so terrible for him compared to the rowdier, crowded GOP debates where he had the advantage of being viewed as a novelty (until it was too late). I can definitely see him doing decently because he's so good at deflection and if the moderator doesn't call him out on that he'll do fine. I can also see him losing his marbles if he gets dressed down a bit, especially since Hillary is pretty unflappable in a way his GOP opponents weren't.

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

Hillary Clinton has never been mad

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

she gets mad but i don't think she'll lose her temper during the debates. she's been listening to assholes like trump her entire life and she knows what is at stake in remaining poised and calm. it's not like he's going to be able to catch her off-guard - she's already assuming he'll mention monica lewinsky.

Mordy, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

is this the kind of debate that allows vigorous booing and cheering from the audience? some of the GOP debates were just bonkers in that respect, very surreal.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

If Trump does shout over or interrupt Hillary during the debate, he'll probably do his projection move and claim afterward that's what she did to him, and attack her temperment.

Chris L, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

Jim Lehrer used to promise he'd end the debate should anyone applaud a nominee – and deduct time from the nominee.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

on balance i think booing/cheering is bad for hillary if allowed, but it does seem to encourage trump to say particularly stupid things

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

is this the kind of debate that allows vigorous booing and cheering from the audience? some of the GOP debates were just bonkers in that respect, very surreal.

no - they're asked to remain silent. Trump definitely knows how to play a crowd - it's one of his few legitimately great political skills - and without any response he's not gonna know how to modulate his message

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

yeah it'll be interesting to see whether trump can get the crowd on his side/break the applause rules

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

i mean who am i kidding i'm not going to watch the debate

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link

He doesn't have any great skills.

Treeship, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link

FWIW he's also been progressively isolating himself from face-to-face encounters with anybody not on board with his campaign. Very limited interview contact, lot of softball chats with weak followups (Lauer, Fallon), the press isn't on the bus/plane, that thing where only camera-people were allowed to follow him around for what was hyped as a big event, etc. Clinton's surely in a bubble of handlers and selected crowds too, but I expect he really just isn't warmed up for defending himself when someone's right there pointing out that he's changing the subject. Clinton meanwhile just needs to get more people to commit to voting for her, so they'll stop feeling like they have to run to the Libertarians of all people in order to express their dissatisfaction. Given how high she was post-convention, there are plenty of people out there who are not constitutionally averse to voting for Hillary Clinton. Apparently a lot of them are skittish or easily-swayed but I don't think anything that's happened between then and now would indicate she's lost them forever and it's doomed to be this super-tight race until the end.

Thankfully in a few days I can stop writing fanfic versions of this debate in my head but I do think there's a strong chance it hurts Trump - certainly not driving away his long-term fans, but maybe shedding soft support as someone said above.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link

He doesn't have any great skills.

― Treeship, Friday, September 23, 2016 12:51 PM (eleven seconds ago)

no, he's gotten this far purely out of luck

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

His success is a measure of the breakdown of our political culture, not of anything positive on his part. A broken system behaves in chaotic, random ways: this one spit up Trump.

Treeship, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

re: not warmed up for the debate

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/779346098389417984

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

Like, maybe his "skill" is shamelessness. People admire the fact that he is a giant blemish on the face of a system they resent, or something. But anyone could act like a racist asshole and refuse to take responsibility for anything they've ever said or done. Unique, sure, but hardly a skill

Treeship, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

"chaotic, random ways"

idk i think it was just a matter of time before the GOP cooled it with the dog-whistles and went explicitly racist

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

i'm not suggesting his "skills" are virtues, but...he's done a lot of things right to get to where he is. to suggest otherwise is essentially to imply that he doesn't represent the values of a frighteningly large percentage of the electorate

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

or, what will said

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

Sure, he was able to pick up on the latent racism within the GOP electorate and pander to it. I am just not sure this was skillful or even smart. It was mostly just reckless: a risk that paid off big, but that anyone could have thought of.

Treeship, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

All Hillary has to do is trick Captain Squintie.

"My opponent is so callous that he has yet to comment on the attacks earlier this week in Lafarce"

'That is a lie! I have a meeting scheduled with their Prime Minister'

"There is no such country."

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

"a risk that paid off big" - i certainly can't argue with that

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 23 September 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

no - they're asked to remain silent. Trump definitely knows how to play a crowd - it's one of his few legitimately great political skills - and without any response he's not gonna know how to modulate his message

― frogbs, Friday, September 23, 2016 11:50 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is a very good point. At his rallies, he can assume the temperature of the room going in, and he can* modulate his response based on the response of the crowd. Without anyone to bounce his message off of, without anyone to validate his chaotic spew of half thoughts, he's going to be lost in the woods.

* (I say 'can' but what I really mean is 'will, because he is a completely reactive nullity of narcissistic flesh, automatically and unconsciously'.)

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 September 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

Without anyone to bounce his message off of

this will be hillary clinton.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 September 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

Clinton's success is a measure of the ongoing glories of our political culture, mainly familiarity and raising billions from billionaires

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 September 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

xpost and lester holt, who he already called a biased democrat for some crazy reason (holt is actually a registered republican fwiw)

i mean, everyone's right that he's going to be out of his element if it really is a silent auditorium and he's expected to expound on his "ideas" and "policies" and stuff. but in that environment, he'll just turn his attention to trying to mindgame the only other people in the room allowed to speak.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 September 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

I don't know that it's at all clear that both candidates would get at least 40% of the vote - senior Republicans have been tripping over themselves to not endorse Trump, and a month ago it looked like all Clinton needed to do would stay the course.

And the last month has involved everything going wrong for her and reminding people why they don't like her. There are also record numbers of undecided and third-party voters, and the candidates are unpopular to record levels - so variability abounds.

And of course the number's meaning is a little hard to pin down - they're not going to run the election 100 times so we can see whether Clinton wins 65 times, or 55 or 95. And I'm sure you appreciate that whatever happens, voices on ILX will insist it was always going to happen :)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

Shoulda bent the 15% threshold and let Johnson in, no better way to get the Berniebros to defect faster than having them actually look at the platform of the dude they blindly endorsed.

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

Sanders himself has started speaking out against Johnson and pointing out the stark and terrifying differences in platform, but hasn't been given too much of a microphone for it.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Friday, 23 September 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

"lester holt, who he already called a biased democrat for some crazy reason"

because he's black, I'm guessing

akm, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

@goole - I really enjoyed the two articles you posted. Thanks.

schwantz, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

xpost akm, yep, i think that's definitely it

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 September 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

Platform examination won't change anybody's mind; we tend to pick our candidates in ways different from that and rationalize it ithru platform after

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 23 September 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

That's pretty cynical.

schwantz, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

schwantz, you are welcome

goole, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

Almost every decision people make is made through opaque means and then justified post hoc through rationalization, imo, nobody sits down and thinks through anything

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 23 September 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

My thoughts on the upcoming debate, gathered in one spot for convenience:

Trump's gonna look really stupid on Monday night. He's got several major problems going in:

1) He does well in a group situation where he can let other people do most of the talking and every once in a while, interject a mean jab at his chosen victim for the evening (Rubio, Jeb(...), Cruz, etc.). In a one on one debate, where he's gonna have to talk a lot more, he won't do as well because

2) His speeches, if you watch them at full length (they're on YouTube), are terrible and boring. He has a couple of big lines, which are the bits that get picked up by the nightly news, but they're stuck in the middle of 45 minutes of rambling, empty bluster. Yes, he draws biggish crowds, but there's plenty of reporting documenting the fact that a lot of people leave halfway through the "show." On debate night, he's not gonna have the video editor on his side to pluck out the one halfway-cogent (in a horrible, racist, thuggish sort of way) bit and spotlight it. It's gonna just be word salad upon word salad. And

3) If he goes straight at Clinton on the stage, he's gonna look like a bullying asshole, for several reasons, including the fact that he's about a foot taller than she is. If he pulls some shit like Rick Lazio pulled during her Senate campaign, actually entering her physical space, he'll fuck himself completely.

4) Also, as has been repeatedly stated here, a major part of his act is feeding off the crowd. There are TONS of call-and-response bits in his usual act - everything from asking the crowd who's gonna build the wall to his repeated refrains of "Believe me!" The debate audience is under STRICT orders to remain completely silent at all times. Without that sounding board, Trump is gonna flounder, and will probably have at least one "lost-in-the-weeds" moment not that far from when Rick Perry forgot which parts of the government he wanted to shut down.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 23 September 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

x-post I feel like everyone says that but secretly thinks they are the exception.

schwantz, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

didn't realize it was monday night. maybe i'll watch atl-no instead

Mordy, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

Phil OTM.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 September 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

yea good post 誤訳侮辱

marcos, Friday, 23 September 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

"Donald Trump: How many branches of government are there, what are they called and what do they do?"

"Donald Trump: How many Senators can each state have?"

"Donald Trump: What is the name of the first ten amendments to the Constitution?"

"Donald Trump: If the government started supporting one religion over another, it would be in violation of which amendment?"

"Donald Trump: What amendment gave African Americans citizenship?"

"Donald Trump: The rights of speech, press, assembly, and petition are often grouped together under what term?"

Evan, Friday, 23 September 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

Evan, that's exactly what I've been saying reporters should've been doing for months. Ruthlessly reveal his basic ignorance, on every level, of how our country and our government functions and demonstrate just how mindblowingly unfit he is for office.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 September 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

Most of America can't answer those questions, are you trying to make them look stupid

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 September 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

Most of America isn't angling to run the country for four years.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 September 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

I don't know shit about HVAC repair but you better believe that I want the dude I'm hiring to fix my heater to be able to answer a pop quiz on the matter.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 September 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

(But, yes, I know, 'fuck an expert' and that whole willful ignorance trip America is seemingly on.)

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 September 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

A goodly percentage of the white population of the USA harbors delusions that they would make a good president, despite their profound ignorance concerning almost everything a president does. They conceive of the job much as Trump seems to conceive of it, as sitting in a big chair in a fancy office being in charge of the government and whatever you say goes, similarly to how children conceive of being an adult.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 23 September 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

some people who kinda know how our country functions

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cq4QRPXUkAAchM6.jpg

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 September 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

I wish the debate was 90 minutes on one question, i.e. a debate. Jumping topics every 15 minutes, you're guaranteeing superficial responses.

jmm, Friday, 23 September 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

I don't know shit about HVAC repair but you better believe that I want the dude I'm hiring to fix my heater to be able to answer a pop quiz on the matter.

sadly becoming an HVAC tech requires much more certification and testing than becoming POTUS

Mordy, Friday, 23 September 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

i wish the debate was on Batman v Superman

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

My suggestion would be replacing one of the debates with something like a model UN sesh. Give the candidates a complex hypothetical problem and let them explain how they would go about trying to solve it.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 September 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

https://frinkiac.com/img/S09E14/137636.jpg

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 23 September 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link


i mean, everyone's right that he's going to be out of his element if it really is a silent auditorium and he's expected to expound on his "ideas" and "policies" and stuff.

i'm imagining a donald trump shreds video now. someone must have done this.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

There are also record numbers of undecided and third-party voters, and the candidates are unpopular to record levels - so variability abounds.

this is a good point.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

a preview of the upcoming debate:

https://vine.co/v/553HYQBZvjg

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/779383929669169156

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

More baffling to me than the idea that people agree with Trump is that anyone who's been exposed to Trump's rhetoric could have no strong opinions for or against him. Feel like the undecideds this year have been paying basically zero attention to election coverage and/or have no strong convictions about anything at all.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

This thread moves too fast for me to remember if I saw the Daily Kos piece I'm about to quote here. So if I'm posting info everyone already has, sorry.

Trump remains underwater in too many key battleground states to be truly viable: Colorado (38 percent), Michigan (37 percent), New Hampshire (37 percent), Pennsylvania (39.8 percent), Virginia (38 percent), and Wisconsin (37 percent).

Trump could win every other battleground state, but without winning at least one of the above, he cannot win. Or put another way, to get to 270, Trump needs to win at least one state in which he is mired below 40 percent.

link

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link

I genuinely do not understand what Cruz has to gain by endorsing Trump.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link

ignominy

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

he thinks he has a chance now so he doesn't wanna get left behind?

More baffling to me than the idea that people agree with Trump is that anyone who's been exposed to Trump's rhetoric could have no strong opinions for or against him. Feel like the undecideds this year have been paying basically zero attention to election coverage and/or have no strong convictions about anything at all.

this is why I think Hillary will get more of the undecideds. a lot of people I know hate both but at least recognize that Hillary would probably not be a disaster while with Trump everything up to and including nuclear war is on the table

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

anyway while I'm on the subject I think this is the greatest vine I've ever seen

https://vine.co/v/5qJzmjUrzqv

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

okay so, case in point

http://i.imgur.com/cHekK4r.png

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

yeah but what % of those ppl like the idea

Mordy, Friday, 23 September 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

have been having weird microfantasies of trump calling for the red button and his generals just straight up turning round and executing him julius caesar style, and everyone celebrating, and oprah is president now

imago, Friday, 23 September 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

at which point of that fantasy do you cum

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

Ok good thread *everyone picks up and leaves*

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

yeah but what % of those ppl like the idea

― Mordy, Friday, September 23, 2016 3:27 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Among those who say they will vote for Trump, 48 percent say he’ll create a database to track Muslims; 36 percent say there will be race riots; 33 percent say the government would default on its debt; and 32 percent say Trump would punish his political opponents and authorize internment camps for illegal immigrants.

Only 22 percent of Trump supporters believe he will start a nuclear war.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

presumably his voters think those are all good things.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

Doug Henwood, in his book, on why "Hillary is not The Problem."

https://twitter.com/leducviolet/status/779355983793446912

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

Please let those % be joeks

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

Xxp

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

Nerp. As I keep asserting, most Trump supporters are basically self-loathing nihilists.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

ted cruz, everybody

goole, Friday, 23 September 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

Purely as a piece of trivia, I wonder at what point in Trump's political "career" he started wearing a flag pin on his lapel whenever he appears in public. Wearing the flag pin has now become 100% obligatory when running for any office higher than school board and it could provide a marker for when Trump became serious about trying to win.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

what a hideous person in every respect

xp

goole, Friday, 23 September 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

I'm going to tell you what I really think of Donald Trump. This man is a pathological liar. He doesn't know the difference between truth and lies. He lies practically every word that comes out of his mouth.

but i'm going to vote for him because of his promises https://www.facebook.com/tedcruzpage/posts/10154476728267464

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

wonder if he made some deal w/ trump or something. dunno what he gets from this otherwise, he's throwing away a lot of future credibility.

iatee, Friday, 23 September 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

Can't wait for the first presidential candidate who shows up onstage wearing a red white + blue crocheted dick cozy and challenges his opponent's patriotism because he (or she, tbf) isn't likewise wearing a red white + blue crocheted dick cozy because naturally that's been an indicator of one's patriotism since time immemorial or maybe since five minutes before the debate when a dude spontaneously decided to put on a red white + blue dick cozy and make a thing that had never been a thing into a thing and pretend it had always been a thing.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

maybe trump agreed Cruz could have Eowyn to do with as he pleases once Trump takes Rohan.

xpost

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

Theory: Trump will never have the chance to prove he can't deliver on any of his promises, so he will never bear any blame for making them. Since those promises (build the wall and make Mexico pay, kill family members of ISIS fighters) are wildly popular in the GOP base Cruz wants to woo, he's coming around to think Trump will still be very popular with the base even after he loses the election. Endorsing Trump now might allow Cruz to continue to play his national ambitions.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 23 September 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

If Clinton wins, we know — with 100% certainty — that she would deliver on her left-wing promises, with devastating results for our country.

oh tedpaws

the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 September 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

I think Cruz was being threatened by Reince/RNC and he's up for re-election in 2018 iirc.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 September 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

oh my goodness look: an article about policy!

http://highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/hillary-clinton-policy-agenda/

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 September 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

uh I didn't know this but is anyone surprised?

n early September, the Washington Post reported that Trump’s policy advisers had quit en masse because not only had the campaign failed to pay them, but he had also made it clear he wouldn’t be requiring their services to prepare for the presidential debates.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 September 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

"Wouldn’t it be fun if your country’s political future was an abstract, somewhat irrelevant little game to briefly ponder in between million dollar paychecks?"

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 23 September 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

Hillary Clinton's campaign is getting a jump on fact-checking Donald Trump's debate performance.

On a conference call with reporters Friday, Clinton communications director Jennifer Palmieri laid out what they are calling Trump's "seven deadly lies." Palmieri said there should be heightened scrutiny at the first general election debate Monday because "his level of lying is unprecedented in American politics."

The first item on the list is Trump's false statement that he opposed the war in Iraq. Palmieri said that letting false statements go unquestioned would give Trump an "unfair advantage." She said the campaign expects the debate moderator to "call out those lies and to do so in real time."

Palmieri declined to say who is playing Trump in their debate preparations.

looking forward to Hillary's "You supported the Iraq War just like I did" angle *rmde*

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 September 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

I'll take any opportunity to resurrect this Tweet: https://twitter.com/jillbidenveep/status/756315385075466240

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 23 September 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/moderator-first-presidential-debate-just-204610290.html

The three topics to be discussed during the debate, held at Hofstra University in New York, will be "America's Direction," "Achieving Prosperity," and "Securing America," per a release from the Commission on Presidential Debates.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 23 September 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

gee, I'm kind of bummed that "keeping regular" isn't included there

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 23 September 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

I think America should head west on Route 66

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 September 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

america: great country or greatest country?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 September 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

america: great country or greatest country?

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 September 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

no - two continents

Mordy, Friday, 23 September 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

Doug Henwood, in his book, on why "Hillary is not The Problem."

https://twitter.com/leducviolet/status/779355983793446912

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, September 23, 2016 7:45 PM (one hour ago)

"hillary is not the problem," says the guy who wrote a book with a picture of hillary aiming a gun at the reader on the cover

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 23 September 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

from that paragraph he apparently thinks the problem is that our system is not responsive enough to populism

Mordy, Friday, 23 September 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

he's right on that point

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 September 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

tbf the white plutocrats who founded our country's fear of being strung up by a mob was more or less justified

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 September 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

i can see it both ways. obv you want the gov to be more responsive to the needs of the populace but i tend to think checks against demagoguery + nativist forms of populism are a feature not a bug

Mordy, Friday, 23 September 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

in the case of our country they've been a highly detrimental feature - giving us slavery, the civil war, the Gilded Age, the Great Depression, delaying our entry into WWII, defeat of Civil Rights legislation for 100+ years, hampered our response to climate change, etc etc

fucking Senate

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 September 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

The three topics to be discussed during the debate, held at Hofstra University in New York, will be "America's Direction," "Achieving Prosperity," and "Securing America," per a release from the Commission on Presidential Debates.

i just wish the three topics could be a little more broad

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 September 2016 22:04 (seven years ago) link

you're right and sadly when the authoritarian came knocking it's hard to believe they'll ultimately serve as any kind of check at all xp

Mordy, Friday, 23 September 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

wtf "Achieving Prosperity" doesn't have "America" in the title

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 September 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link

i keep seeing trump commercial on youtube and nowhere else. and only trump commercials on youtube and no other political commercials.

Mordy, Friday, 23 September 2016 22:14 (seven years ago) link

I think the first Trump commercial I experienced was during "Between Two Ferns."

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 23 September 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

You know the one.

Has anyone taken that ad and swapped the sound out for hardcore gangsta rap?

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 23 September 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

are youtube commercials targeted? you might have painted a target on your own back, mordy

j., Friday, 23 September 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link

thought maybe trump campaign heavily invested in youtube views bc they're primarily appealing to degenerate internet types (redditors and 4channers)

Mordy, Friday, 23 September 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

they're idiots then, redditors and 4channers use adblockers!!

j., Friday, 23 September 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

do adblockers work on youtube videos?

Mordy, Friday, 23 September 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

only nukes do

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

i've got some thingy that does, youtube-specific

sgreat

j., Friday, 23 September 2016 23:26 (seven years ago) link

Having heard your complaints, Trump acts!

https://twitter.com/MajorCBS/status/779461649312940032

Or something.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 September 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

all bought at the last minute! thats shrewd business acumen right there.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 September 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

"I believe that there's a price being paid for not addressing the real cost of the deindustrialization and globalization that has occurred in the United States for the past 35, 40 years and how it’s deeply affected people's lives and deeply hurt people to where they want someone who says they have a solution. And Trump's thing is simple answers to very complex problems. Fallacious answers to very complex problems. And that can be very appealing."

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/bruce-springsteen-calls-donald-trump-a-moron-w441761

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 23 September 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

The Boss OTM

Frobisher, Saturday, 24 September 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

i can see it both ways. obv you want the gov to be more responsive to the needs of the populace but i tend to think checks against demagoguery + nativist forms of populism are a feature not a bug

― Mordy, Friday, September 23, 2016

look how well populism works in California!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 September 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

As for ads in Florida: Clinton's been inundating the airwaves since July at least. I see five Clinton ads for every Trump.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 September 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link

Nate SilverVerified account
‏@NateSilver538

CRUZ DOOMS A PRESIDENT
is an anagram for
ZODIAC ENDORSES TRUMP

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Saturday, 24 September 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

Alfred if yr referring to our vaunted ballot propositions... it does have its drawbacks (prop 13 *cough*). In general i think its great tho, as a system.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 24 September 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

Brooks heartfelt loathing for Trump is making him a lot more relatable of late:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/23/opinion/the-clinton-calendar.html

o. nate, Saturday, 24 September 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump is egregious, but at least he’s living in the 21st century

Clintonworld operates according to its own time-space continuum that is slightly akilter from our own

But she is disengaged

nah this is the same old bullshit

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 September 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I'm not sure about his criticisms of Clinton, but his jabs at Trump are nicely done. It was fun watching him on the PBS panel at the conventions for that reason.

o. nate, Saturday, 24 September 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHGPbl-werw

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 24 September 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

good ad. wouldn't use that music though, makes it seem too much like a dove natural beauty ad.
"Choose Hillary, sponsored by Dove... 'I'm Unilever and I approve this commercial'"

Frobisher, Saturday, 24 September 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

feels like the HRC campaign is preaching to the choir. like how many women who believe in body positivity etc. are still rooting for DJT at this stage.

Sharkie, Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

i think she is just trying to shame moderate republicans

Treeship, Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

they'll still vote for trump, but they might feel bad about it. or they might just stay home.

Treeship, Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

or they might just stay home.

Mission accomplished, then.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

Cade Marsh, the College Republicans’ state chairman in Florida, wants to run for president in 2032.

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

he's cute though

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

^^^this dude has a poster of an elephant mounting a donkey in his dorm room

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

he looks like Cynthia Ozick

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link

lol

savvinesslessness (map), Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

gonna be v. mad if alfred votes for cade marsh in 2032

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

marsh is what Florida will be in 2032

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link

omg what is obama's pseudonym
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/hillary-clinton-emails-fbi-228607#ixzz4L8aUhF1F

Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

Great, so apparently neither candidate even knows how to use a computer.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 September 2016 04:35 (seven years ago) link

Enh; this isn't necessarily a surprise to anyone who's had to provide IT support to their parents.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Saturday, 24 September 2016 04:51 (seven years ago) link

Trump is using a Tandy 1000 TX

Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 September 2016 05:11 (seven years ago) link

My mom is just about Clinton's age and totally knows how to use her computer. My mother in law does programming for the government (she taught herself to code in the mid '80s!) and is always complaining about their computer incompetence.

In their defense (which is not much of a defense) I bet Clinton's and Trump's ignorance stems largely from decades of paying other people to do things for them. I wonder if they even know how to drive cars anymore.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 September 2016 13:09 (seven years ago) link

time to give em the Poppy Bush checkout scanner test

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 September 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

there's that story about Eisenhower learning how to use the phone in the early sixties. As prez and Supreme Commander he was used to picking it up and ordering an operator to make a connection.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 September 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link

"First dial 1, Mr President."

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 September 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

"Swipe left, Mr. President"

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 24 September 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

I bet Trump totally thinks nukes can be set off by using the Nuke app on the White House phone.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 September 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

oh look another bet hedging article from Silver: http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/election-update-the-case-for-and-against-democratic-panic/

Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 September 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

say what you will about Sam Wang, he isn't afraid to make an erroneous prediction (see 2004)

Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 September 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

should election forecasters just make a prediction regardless of what the data tells them?

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 24 September 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

NYT endorses clinton
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/25/opinion/sunday/hillary-clinton-for-president.html

i kind of assumed they had already endorsed her last year

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 24 September 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

no, just over Sanders in the spring

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 September 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

can't believe NYT is being so insensitive to the quiddities and agonies of the Donald

esempiu (crüt), Saturday, 24 September 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

this proves it's rigged!

Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 September 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

stay classy you bag of shit

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 32m32 minutes ago
If dopey Mark Cuban of failed Benefactor fame wants to sit in the front row, perhaps I will put Gennifer Flowers right alongside of him!

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 24 September 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

Is Trump saying he fucked Mark Cuban there?

tongue and cheek (stevie), Saturday, 24 September 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

Ivanka raped Mark Cuban iirc

Οὖτις, Saturday, 24 September 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

Gary Johnson going for the lizard vote now, apparently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vQcQowRg8s

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 24 September 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

Buzzfeed is reporting Flowers has agreed.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 24 September 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

i'm not sure why trump thinks that would work, both against clinton and with the public. he's not debating Bill.

nomar, Saturday, 24 September 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

really locking up the asshole vote

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 September 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

I'm fully for stuntcasting/attempted psyops with stuffing the front row of debates, just to see who Trump would pick as a obviously genius idea.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Saturday, 24 September 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

In Trump's mind, Gennifer Flowers is Hillary's natural rival, because that's what he thinks women think about. That's why that makes sense.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Saturday, 24 September 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

this is shaping up like an SNL sketch.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 24 September 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

I have a question: has anyone ever sued over something said in a presidential debate? Can they? If Clinton accuses Trump of corruption (or vice versa) or if she said something like 'I wouldn't invest in one of his companies, never mind vote for him', would that leave them open to being sued?

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 24 September 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

i would imagine only if it was libel that could be proven to cause damage to his brand, which would probably have a high threshold to pass, which is why most misstatements aren't outright lies but just distorted truths.

I can't imagine anybody would do it even if it met that standard anyway, it is probably deemed 'part of the game'.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 September 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

NRO World is going apeshit over the Cheryl Mills immunity.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 September 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

x-post

I mean, he's very litigious. It would seem crazy for any other candidate to do so, but I don't even remotely understand Trump or his motivations.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 24 September 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

he'd have to prove like that she said something patently false that like denied him the front cover of GQ or something. with actual damages.

would love to hear the judge tell Trump that if he wants to sue for damages, he should sue himself.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 September 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

Has Trump ever won a libel action?

Melania will win against the Daily Mail if it goes to court but that's a different situation.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 24 September 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

Trying to reconcile the relative closeness of the polls right now with this Gallup survey on various questions pertaining to "qualities and characteristics" isn't easy. Either a whole lot hinges on perceptions of health, or there's a major disconnect in some percentage of Trump's support.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/195755/debate-looms-voters-distrust-clinton-trump.aspx?g_source=Election%202016&g_medium=newsfeed&g_campaign=tiles

"I think he's unqualified, has poor judgement, can't manage things very well, isn't particularly likeable, and doesn't care about me, but I am going to vote for him."

clemenza, Saturday, 24 September 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

so basically voters think they are Nancy from Oliver!

Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 September 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

My analysis of that is kind of like "I assume his cabinet and advisers will mostly run things but he will project a strong image of America to the world and I dunno, maybe he will make good trade deals..."

Frobisher, Saturday, 24 September 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

But his advisers are fucking Roger Stone and his ilk so, yikes!

Frobisher, Saturday, 24 September 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

Through war and recession, Americans born since 9/11 have had to grow up fast, and they deserve a grown-up president.

otm

Mordy, Saturday, 24 September 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

idk an infant president might be nice

Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 September 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

not if it's a Clinton amirite

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 September 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

The Founders, in their infinite wisdom, foresaw the danger of infant presidents and provided the Republic with a bulwark against them in Article II, Section 1, paragraph 5. Paradoxically, they made no provisions against infantile presidents.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 25 September 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

did the founders specify EARTH years?

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 September 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

this is why my new plug-in which inserts "earth" before every use of "years" is going to be such a hit and eliminate so much confusion

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 September 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

A question froma bemused nonamerican... Why, given the apparent obvious criminality of some things Trump has done (bribes etc), is there no police investigation going on? Or is there one happening but not much reported on?

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 September 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

Justice is bifurcated, if you haven't seen the statue. It's a woman with a blindfold that's pulled down on one eye giving a wink to rich people.

larry appleton, Sunday, 25 September 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

New York's Attorney General is investigating Trump University, that's ongoing. There may be others.
The federal US Attorneys may have cases in the wings, like going after the Trump Foundation for the alleged bribe of the Florida AG.
While calling for a grand jury against a candidate and/or his or her family during the lead up to an election isn't strictly prohibited (at least as far as I know), it does seem like something that ought to be avoided for the sake of democracy. Plenty of time after November to determine whether crimes have been committed and if the state wants to bring a case.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:11 (seven years ago) link

Tomobot, that's so myopic. After November, Trump might well be the face of the State. We all saw how well that worked with Berlusconi. Delaying justice, or even allowing electoral considerations to get in the way, is actually anti-democratic. Avoiding prosecuting Trump 'for the sake of democracy' is a bizarre stance to take. Why should anyone who has the power/money/name-recognition to get on a party ticket be granted a stay of justice? If anything, they should be more heavily scrutinized.

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

It's not like I don't understand that indicting Trump could be seen as political. It's just that viewing it as such reflects a disbelief in the legitimacy of the state (which Trump supporters definitely have). Reinforcing that view is a terrible idea.

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

If the incumbent admin was Republican, you think it would be valuable for them to start holding grand juries and pressing charges against the Clinton camp? Let's think about that for eight seconds or so.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

State AGs can press on at will. For the federal Attorney General, who is appointed by the sitting President, to start pressing cases on one candidate or the other sets a terrible precedent.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link

Just because Trump is the nominee of our other political party doesn't make him the exact equivalent of the other... he can go as low as he wants and no matter what he's always equal to the person on the other side. That type-of thinking shows an incredibly serious flaw in our political system.

larry appleton, Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:39 (seven years ago) link

It doesn't set a bad precedent. Like have a basic understanding of legal fictions for a second (or eight): the whole system is legitimized by its supposed impartiality. And frankly, it mostly works that way as well. Also, nobody's talking about the federal AG: it's NY state where he's violated charity laws, Florida where he bribed Pam Bondi. Sure I'd advise the federal gov to be careful if they pursued charges, but I'm also not concerned with what's necessarily a good idea politically -- I can say with certain that not pursuing legal action because someone is a candidate is not healthy vis-a-vis the interests or perceptions of democracy, which is what you said. Like, does it get easier if he's elected? It doesn't.

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

To wit: if there's a breach of the law the feds should pursue it. Nobody except a bunch of useless people that already decry federal power/legitimacy (i.e. Trump voters) are going to give a shit.

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link

All I'm saying is that the federal case in Florida is probably going to be delayed until after the election and that's for a good reason.
Nobody is taking the position that the laws shouldn't be enforced. JFC.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:45 (seven years ago) link

well 'after November' rankled me. that's exactly the potential problem.

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

The opposite of that is the potential problem I'm trying to get you to understand. The USAG has tremendous latitude to bring cases, including completely frivolous bullshit. They don't want to have that power unnecessarily curtailed by Congress, so they don't exercise it in ways that could be construed as partisan, and anything you do in at this point in an election is going to be construed as partisan. It's all game theory shit, really, and it's not unreasonable.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 25 September 2016 04:05 (seven years ago) link

It's weird to me that he has gotten away with not paying his bills in full.

Treeship, Sunday, 25 September 2016 04:08 (seven years ago) link

That's all about creditors not having the resources or the inclination to go after him for it. It's worked for him for decades.
Matters of contract are for the civil justice system, mostly, not criminal.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 25 September 2016 04:11 (seven years ago) link

I know but still -- it's essentially stealing. A family friend knew someone who built bookshelves at one of his properties in the 90s and was paid a fraction of what they agreed on. He does this all the time, often to independent contractors who would never have agreed to these lower rates he pays.

Treeship, Sunday, 25 September 2016 04:17 (seven years ago) link

Ppl could have literally lost their businesses due to this lost income. Maybe some have.

Treeship, Sunday, 25 September 2016 04:19 (seven years ago) link

a rich business person not honoring the terms of a contract and banking on the victim not being able to afford or muster the energy to fight it, you don't say....

Neanderthal, Sunday, 25 September 2016 04:22 (seven years ago) link

people have definitely lost their small businesses because they got ripped off by Trump. That's been reported on. It just hasn't had a lot of legs, because again, dog bites man.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 25 September 2016 04:27 (seven years ago) link

instead of suing him, they should just spraypaint dicks on all of his properties

Neanderthal, Sunday, 25 September 2016 04:31 (seven years ago) link

I don't know, to me the precedential concern isn't being seen as being political even though you're prosecuting for a legitimate reason (and obviously they'd be careful) it's the chilling effect of not pursuing charges due to fears re: public perception or congress. In the three possible scenarios: 1) trump gets hit with charges now; 2) trump wins; 3) trump loses, it's more political to hit him once Clinton's in power (i.e. revenge) and not going to happen if he wins. It used to be being elected protected you from prosecution -- you're arguing that immunity should extend to candidates as well.

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Sunday, 25 September 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link

Again, never said anything about immunity from prosecution. And for having called me myopic I think you may have lost sight of the fact that we have one of these things every four years and the incumbent isn't always on the same side as you.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 25 September 2016 05:12 (seven years ago) link

I'm struck with the parallels between Berlusconi and Trump (down to allegations of sexual misconduct with minors). Small solace that our legal system is somewhat less corrupt, Berlusconi was able to weather charges for 9 years as Prime Minister.

gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Sunday, 25 September 2016 05:32 (seven years ago) link

On the Carson rerun tonight on Antenna TV, they just had this Op-Ed bit with Floyd R. Turbo protesting the idea of Puerto Rico getting statehood. If you added multiple pauses and constant restatements of the statements made, it would work as a Trump speech.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 September 2016 06:00 (seven years ago) link

"The AG needs to press a case now because Trump might win" is saying precisely that the case should be politicized to keep Trump from being elected. It's not like a federal case is going to be past a few meetings in the office to decide staffing in eight weeks.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 25 September 2016 06:25 (seven years ago) link

So tonight I was talking about Trump with a friend at a bar and "Ignition (remix)" started and I realized Trump is like R. Kelly for undecided voters: either he works on you in a way that lets you dissociate, or the disgust keeps you from considering him. But it's not a rational decision.

otm in the rain (Eazy), Sunday, 25 September 2016 07:15 (seven years ago) link

because it's 2:46am and this is the best possible thing i could be doing, i want to point out a small lol to be had at this little doodledoo on digby:

The NY Times endorsed Clinton but actually they're heavily promoting Trump for president. How heavily? Literally by a 2:1 margin.

Put another way, the Times believes that what Trump says and does is twice as important as what his closest rival says and does.

Think I'm kidding? If you go now (now being September 24, 2016 at 2:18 EST) to the NY Times Web site and do a word search, you will come up with

Trump: 16 mentions
Clinton: 8 mentions

2 Pictures of Trump
1 picture of Clinton

It's no wonder he's pulled even.

then you do a quick ctrl+F on digby's front page and find:

119 mentions of trump
65 mentions of clinton

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 September 2016 07:49 (seven years ago) link

grifters are good for business

tongue and cheek (stevie), Sunday, 25 September 2016 07:50 (seven years ago) link

identify with the aggressor

Clay, Sunday, 25 September 2016 07:51 (seven years ago) link

this election season, people will cast votes by jiggling in the direction of mirrors while gnawing at their elbows and swallowing salt water. election observers hump the machines and every vote requires you to pull down a lever, hard, five to eight times

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 September 2016 07:59 (seven years ago) link

meanwhile this guy gets paid to be on tv and occasionally asks questions to presidential nominees

http://i.imgur.com/LrYZnSu.jpg

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 September 2016 08:00 (seven years ago) link

"I think he's unqualified, has poor judgement, can't manage things very well, isn't particularly likeable, and doesn't care about me, but I am going to vote for him."

I can see a lefty in a swing state saying the exact same thing about HRC. (Let's not start w/ the "qualified" generality, DT's kindergarten qualities notwithstanding)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 September 2016 10:11 (seven years ago) link

Tomboto and Lion's arguement has me thinking that its actually a great idea to have the president Inaugurated nearly two months after the election. The AG could start an investigation right after election night and the new prez might be getting subpoenas while (s)he's unpacking boxes, while issues of partisan pressure had been avoided.

Frobisher, Sunday, 25 September 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

http://time.com/4506963/donald-trump-gennifer-flowers-debate/

No Flowers, apparently

inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 25 September 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

bummer

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 25 September 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

You don't bring me Flowers
You don't swing Wisconsin

Neanderthal, Sunday, 25 September 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

Once again, Trump fails to bring home the D-List celebrity bacon...

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 September 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOV6bf6DzVs

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 September 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

\m/

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 25 September 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

David Fahrenthold is promising something big coming tomorrow about the Trump Foundation. Cautiously excited.

Frederik B, Sunday, 25 September 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

Don't those related tweets indicate perhaps criminal tax evasion, albeit mitigated by his "ignorance *is* a defense" note? That is, perhaps Trump Inc. was truly up to illegal stuff, but he was following the advice of council, which perhaps led him astray?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 September 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

I saw someone on twitter say that if the moderator of the debate aren't supposed to have fact checking authority, then... why should it be a journalist? If they're just there to keep the thing going, get Ryan Seacrest to do it.

Stay safe, America. The world is fucked up.

Frederik B, Sunday, 25 September 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

No, get Oprah!

brimstead, Sunday, 25 September 2016 22:45 (seven years ago) link

Someone on twitter

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 September 2016 22:47 (seven years ago) link

It was Ryan Seacrest

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 September 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

No, it was Oprah!

Frederik B, Sunday, 25 September 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

I don't know whether moderators should intervene or not. Partly I think no, that's the whole point of the debate, for the two people up there to go at each other. But as What's A. Mook said on one of the shows this morning, if Clinton has to spend the whole debate fact-checking Trump, she won't have time for anything else.

clemenza, Sunday, 25 September 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

obviously there can't be an expectation that the moderator is Arbiter of Right and Wrong but there's a huge gulf between asking for that and asking the moderator, you know, to at least *question* the obviously wrong thing that was just said (ie "well now, actually Obama wasn't President in the 60s so he couldn't have been at fault for Bay of Pigs", not "I think you'll find trickle down economics don't work!").

Neanderthal, Sunday, 25 September 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/victomato/status/780119655423676416

badg, Sunday, 25 September 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

Maybe instead of a moderator trying to fact check, the network should just do the CNN chryon thing and state facts on the screen so that the viewers get some helpful details but the debate itself doesn't get bogged down.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Sunday, 25 September 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

"Trump says he will take the oil (this doesn't make sense)"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 25 September 2016 23:21 (seven years ago) link

Lawn Sign Update: I was walking through my neighborhood this morning, seeing a number Trump signs. I know a few specific homes with Hillary bumperstickers, but Trump yard signs are much moore common. Expected this, as it's a pretty Republican neighborhood within a majority Dem zipcode, but depressing regardless. Finally came across a home with a Clinton/Kaine sign and it brightened up my day. Then I noticed their lawn jockey.

how's life, Monday, 26 September 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

same shit in 2012

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 00:08 (seven years ago) link

Lots of Clinton signs in my neighborhood plus a few Johnson signs, no Trump. I'm in suburban Austin, so my neighborhood is probably more republican than the city overall.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 26 September 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

Anderson Cooper back to his old glasses. He had these weird ones on the other night with a wire nose bridge.

Treeship, Monday, 26 September 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

during the eagles game today again during halftime they ran two political commercials - a pro hillary ad (the one where she's championing children throughout her life) followed by an anti-mcginty ad (and also in like the first quarter there was an anti pat toomey ad). no trump advertisements.

Mordy, Monday, 26 September 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

Happy to report that Clinton/Kaine yard signs are EVERYWHERE in my town as of this week

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 26 September 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

A stray Trump/Pence sign here or there

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 26 September 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

I stick at a different moment—the lighthearted comment he made when, in early August, an admiring veteran presented him with a replica of his Purple Heart and Mr. Trump said, “I always wanted to get the Purple Heart. This was much easier.” What? Mr. Trump is saying he wishes that he had joined the armed forces somehow (he had a chance but skimmed out, like so many others of his time) and then had died or been scarred or maimed in combat? This is the dream of a nine-year-old boy, and it impugns the five hundred thousand young Americans who have died in combat in my lifetime, and the many hundreds of thousands more whose lives were altered or shattered by their wounds of war. I take this personally, representing as I do the last sliver of the sixteen million Americans who served in the military in my war.

this stuck in my craw too; always been shocked that any veteran is willing to stand nearby this fucker since that incident

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 26 September 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

My lunch walk route leads me past what I've always taken to be a fairly conservative household; a weathered minivan sits out front, wearing bumper stickers that make clear where the owner stood in 2004, 2008, and 2012.
It'll be interesting and instructive to see if a Trump/Pence sticker surfaces there. I'll keep you posted.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 26 September 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

y'all don't have to rub it in, ok?

http://i.imgur.com/sXUleQH.jpg

pplains, Monday, 26 September 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

Someone I work with posted this on Facebook over the summer, something he photographed about 30 miles outside of Toronto.

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t427/sayhey1/sign_zpszg3xckx6.jpg

"How far did I cycle today? And I thought I was riding north."

clemenza, Monday, 26 September 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

probably placed by the folks in charge of trump's push to win ontario; you know it's never been done by a republican candidate yet.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 26 September 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

Ontario's in play!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

Newfoundland is a long shot tho

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 September 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

I see tons of Clinton signs and and a couple of Johnson things, like the t shirt on a guy sitting near me at the playground. I wanted to ask how he enjoyed the taxpayer funded public facilities but didn't want to voluntarily start a conversation about libertarianism with an Idahoan.

I also finally saw a shitload of trump signs last week on the way to Seattle, all in the cascades where the rugged individualist ranchers don't have to worry about pissing off all of their Mexican neighbors like the farmers a couple miles east.

joygoat, Monday, 26 September 2016 03:45 (seven years ago) link

only two trump houses in town that i've found but one is rly going above and beyond: at least a dozen signs, many homemade/handlettered, one giant MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN banner

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Monday, 26 September 2016 04:53 (seven years ago) link

Last night I saw a 6'3ish drunk young blonde man yelling make america great again repeatedly right in the face of a late 40's diminutive Hispanic woman. I hate this election so much.

Clay, Monday, 26 September 2016 05:50 (seven years ago) link

Can we give prohibition another shot

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 26 September 2016 06:09 (seven years ago) link

I'm sure we've discussed this already but I watched A Face In The Crowd at the weekend and its a great movie but there's no way the ending would pan out that way for Trump - his fans are too invested in his grift, he could spit in their faces and call it champagne and they'd lap it up. I just don't know how you get past that level of blind idiot devotion, beyond retroactive education. I mean, this election proves that the Dems/the Left's best hope for the future is to invest heavily in education, esp civic education, so people know better than to vote so hopelessly against their best wishes (full disclosure, I am a British and yes still scarred from Brexit)

tongue and cheek (stevie), Monday, 26 September 2016 08:19 (seven years ago) link

That's sickening, Clay.

I just heard Robby Mook spinning a Trump-performed-better-tha-expected-so-what angle... before the debate. That's the Thrillary campaign in a motherfucking nutshell.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2016 11:09 (seven years ago) link

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/09/how-important-is-the-first-presidential-debate.html

New Yorker journos hub-bubbing about wtf will happen tonight. If nothing, I was interested in how much they repeat points we've already made in these threads.

....
Jonathan Chait: One more thing about Trump: He has trouble filling up his allotted time. Has to repeat himself and still doesn’t use it all. I think that becomes more glaring ina two-person debate. In a multi-candidate debate, the 10 second insult works okay.

Eric Levitz: Yeah. to this point, the debates were designed by television networks with an eye towards entertainment value. Now Trump is in a format that isn’t crafted for spectacle, but some stuffy notion of the civic good.

Rebecca Traister: One other thing about this debate and its possible implications: will there ever have been a more watched debate?

Ed Kilgore: The first 2012 debate drew 67 million, which was a record. They’re thinking 100 million for this one.

Jesse Singal: It’s such an interesting inversion of the basic dynamic all election, which has been that cameras chase Trump around everywhere and he puts on whatever show he wants to put on. Now he has to show up at a set time for a set span and, in theory, act a certain way and answer certain tough questions

Rebecca Traister: But I think this goes back to the core question here: What does it look like when he’s in that situation, speaking in public with a woman who is much much smarter than he is?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 26 September 2016 11:21 (seven years ago) link

And this seems appropriately dumb:

NBC is going to stream all this shit in VR

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 26 September 2016 11:23 (seven years ago) link

They’re thinking 100 million for this one.

No one would give a shit about this endlessly repeated turdoid if this wasn't 100% showbiz, suckers.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2016 11:37 (seven years ago) link

Well, yeah. Personally, I can't wait to talk about the ads!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 September 2016 11:41 (seven years ago) link

at least the Super Bowl only inflicts brain damage on the participants

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2016 11:45 (seven years ago) link

^

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 September 2016 12:10 (seven years ago) link

New Yorker journos

New York Magazine, not New Yorker

Mordy, Monday, 26 September 2016 12:13 (seven years ago) link

It's showbiz except it affects billions of people? I'm sure everyone here would be happier if this debate wasn't meaningful.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 26 September 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link

i don't get "except" there, AF.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2016 13:10 (seven years ago) link

the debate isn't meaningful in any sense of the word

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 13:10 (seven years ago) link

The consequences are real, the debate are theater

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 13:10 (seven years ago) link

is too

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 13:11 (seven years ago) link

I assumed that's what Andrew was saying. Unless they've changed since the last ones I saw and the loser is now summarily executed. Which I might support.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 September 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link

I dunno with a projected audience of 100 million and a record # of undecideds I kinda feel like this one may in fact matter

frogbs, Monday, 26 September 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link

I can't wait to see which candidate is tougher! Who will be the true American Ninja Warrior!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 September 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link

I dunno with a projected audience of 100 million and a record # of undecideds I kinda feel like this one may in fact matter

― frogbs, M

I love how the media and advertisers has created the conditions whereby the debate will get judged. If they say 100 million will watch, then it must be true!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 13:21 (seven years ago) link

enh. whatever.

538 now projecting this as a coinflip

why the fuck is this even happening, because Clinton took a tumble on 9/11?

I'm trying not to panic but there's something that feels inevitable about all this. I seriously wake up in a panic thinking Donald fucking Trump is going to be the next president and that a major economic crash may wind up as the best-case scenario

frogbs, Monday, 26 September 2016 13:26 (seven years ago) link

tbf we're probably going to get a major economic crash no matter what happens

the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 September 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

I'm just going to keep this in an open notepad file so I can c+p when necessary:

Donald Trump will never be president of the United States.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 September 2016 13:32 (seven years ago) link

Mainly because he's going to rip that stupid bible in half while being sworn in and declare himself Emperor Don.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 September 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link

welp, hope you're right

frogbs, Monday, 26 September 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

Kneel before Don

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 26 September 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

Don't those related tweets indicate perhaps criminal tax evasion, albeit mitigated by his "ignorance *is* a defense" note? That is, perhaps Trump Inc. was truly up to illegal stuff, but he was following the advice of council, which perhaps led him astray?

fwiw this is how Martha Stewart ended up in jail

¶ (DJP), Monday, 26 September 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

And I'll bet dollars to donuts that she has (or had) more money than Trump. Look out, Donnie!

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 September 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

All hosts of The Apprentice end up in jail

Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Monday, 26 September 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

did martha stewart ever host??? she would be amazing

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 September 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apprentice:_Martha_Stewart

¶ (DJP), Monday, 26 September 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

I had a disturbing flashback over the weekend to the Kerry/Bush debate. Kerry did a decent job of spelling out the poor justification and lack of international backing for the continued war on terror, followed by Bush taking a second, then quipping "you forgot Poland!"

for the life of me I can't remember a single thing Kerry said but I'll probably remember "you forgot Poland!" until the day I die

not sure I have the heart to watch these Clinton/Trump debates

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

"There is so much to know and so much to learn and so much diplomacy and kindness and introspection that goes with that kind of job," Stewart told CNNMoney during a luncheon for Andrea Bocelli's foundation Sunday. "And it does not exist in the world of Donald Trump."

For Stewart, the stakes are high and the only choice is Hillary Clinton.

"This is the most important election of the last hundred years," she said. "We have to be very certain that we elect a person who has experience, knowledge, a base of education in the world of world politics as well as domestic politics and so obviously I'm voting for Hillary Clinton. And we just can't have a country run by someone who is totally unprepared for what comes.

Stewart, 75, had a very public falling out with Trump in 2006, after he called out her NBC "Apprentice" spinoff show, "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart," for low ratings. Trump created and executive produced the show along with Mark Burnett.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 September 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) - Real-estate mogul Donald Trump and domestic diva Martha Stewart fired back at each other in a prime-time-worthy battle of words.
"If I'd had my druthers, there would have been only one 'Apprentice' on the air at one time," Stewart recently told Newsweek magazine.

"The Apprentice: Martha Stewart," NBC's much-hyped new version of the popular reality show launched with Donald Trump, suffered lackluster ratings.

In an interview, she said that having both versions of "The Apprentice" air during the same season was "unfair" but added that "Donald really wanted to stay on."
Stewart said that she was supposed to start out her new show by firing Trump, so that hers would be the only version of "The Apprentice" left on the air.
Trump shot back in a published letter to Stewart on Tuesday, calling her a liar. "Essentially, you made this firing up just as you made up your sell order of ImClone," he wrote. Stewart was convicted of lying about her sale of ImClone Systems Inc. (Research) stock and served five months in prison.

Trump also wrote: "Your performance was terrible in that the show lacked mood, temperament and just about everything a show needs for success."
"I knew it would fail as soon as I first saw it -- and your low ratings bore me out."

In a statement issued late Tuesday, Stewart said Trump's "letter is so mean-spirited and reckless that I almost can't believe my longtime friend Donald Trump wrote it."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 September 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

tbf I'd vote for Martha Stewart for president any day over Trump, but she's sadly ineligible for the presidency

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

Martha Stewart would at least recognize that she should study for the job.

¶ (DJP), Monday, 26 September 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

it takes absolutely no imagination to think about Trump sabotaging a spinoff, even one that he was executive producing, because he can't even share a little bit of the spotlight

has he talked over Pence at events or grabbed his microphone?

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

I thought he talked over Pence as he was trying to introduce him as his running mate?

¶ (DJP), Monday, 26 September 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

lol

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

he totally did

tongue and cheek (stevie), Monday, 26 September 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

What are the odds that he replaces Pence at least once before this thing's over?

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 September 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, that's about right - it's largely theatre (not entirely - Hillary Clinton couldn't come out and say the same kind of word salad that Trump does) but there are a lot of people whose minds might be changed by it. It's meaningful meaning there's a wide range of outcomes depending on how it goes. Now the vice-presidents' debate - that's meaningless.

Also as per discussion last Friday, it's not just that there's a lot of undecideds, it's that being undecided in this election is hard for a lot of us to understand.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 26 September 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link

Also I think he can't replace Pence - if the position was vacated, the party would get to choose the successor.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 26 September 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

I had an argument w/a relative who said that Pence "automatically" became the nominee should Trump die or step down. I had to remind her that he isn't president yet: Pence was the party's vote for vice president, not president; that's why delegates vote prez and vice prez separately.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

I can understand being undecided on how to vomit on this spectacularly wretched 'choice.'

The audience the Clintonistas are strategizing to reach are those who are 'paying attention for the first time' tonight. I waver on such folks between cf Gene Wilder re "morons," and Can You Blame Them?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link

I got my ballot over the weekend; I'm overseas so I dunno : does this mean that early voting is opening nationwide?

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 26 September 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

if you got a ballot, it means you're committing voter fraud

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

yep, I'm voting today

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 26 September 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link

Y E S

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 26 September 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link

Early voting dates depend on the district in which you're registered and how they handle voting.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

Marshall:

Further beneath these numbers we see a persistent trend almost everywhere: Clinton does better in a head to head race than in a multiple candidate race where Johnson and Stein are added. That's great for Clinton, until you consider that in most but not all states there are four candidates on the ballot. You can look at this in two different ways. Pessimistically her coalition is fragmented, allowing Trump to be competitive or tied with number in the low or mid-40s. That suggests the possibility of a LaPage scenario (after Maine's governor) where you have a widely reviled buffoon who is elected against a divided opposition. More optimistically, third party numbers tend to decline in the final weeks of the campaign. If that happens, it should drive Clinton's numbers up relative to Trump.

An additional thing to consider is that in recent cycles the out-party usually drives an advantage from the first debate but generally isn't able to hold that advantage through election day. In this case, Trump is the out-party. But there are so many wildcards going into this debate, I'd be slightly less confident that history is any guide. It is worth remembering that Mitt Romney moved into a tiny lead after the first presidential debate in 2012 and held that until the last week of October. The PollTracker Average had Obama moving back into a minuscule lead on October 25th. On election day he was .7 percentage points ahead of Romney. In the event, he significantly outperformed that average, beating Romney by a 3.9 percentage point margin.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

WaPo:

Excuses that Trump and his supporters have given for not releasing tax returns

Trump: “I’m being audited … so I can’t.” (See next section.) (Repeatedly since February)
Trump: “There’s nothing to learn from them.” (Fact checkers say this is false.) (February, February, May, May)
Trump: “Mitt Romney looked like a fool when he delayed and delayed and delayed and … didn’t file until a month and a half before the election and it cost him big league.” (February, July)
Trump: His tax rate is “none of your business.” (May)
Paul Manafort, former campaign chairman: American people “wouldn’t understand them.” (May)
Manafort: The only people who want them “are the people who want to defeat him.” (May)
Trump: “I don’t think anybody cares,” which is false. (May, September)
Eric Trump, son: Would be “foolish” to release; “you would have a bunch of people who know nothing about taxes trying to look through and trying to come up with assumptions on things that they know nothing about.” (August)
Mike Pence, vice-presidential nominee who released his tax returns: They’re a “distraction.” (September)
Donald Trump Jr.: “Would detract from (his dad’s) main message” (September)
Kellyanne Conway, campaign manager: “I just can’t find where this is a burning issue to most of the Americans.” (September) (In April, before joining his campaign, Conway said, “Donald Trump’s tax returns aren’t … transparent” and called for their release.)
Jeffrey Lord, commentator: Tax returns are “a political gimmick, a gotcha … Political opponents are going to go through there and look to make issues out of things.” (September)
Trump Jr.: “There’s a lot in a 12,000-page tax return that wouldn’t make sense to open up” (September)

Why IRS audits would not prevent Trump from releasing his tax returns

Trump’s tax attorneys said in March that his returns since 2009 were being audited. The IRS said nothing, including an audit, “prevents individuals from sharing their own tax information.”
His tax attorneys said returns from 2002 to 2008 are no longer being audited. Trump said he will still not release those returns because “they’re all linked.”
President Richard Nixon released his tax returns while under audit.
All major presidential nominees of the past 40 years have released their tax returns.
Trump can delay the completion of his audits.

What we would learn from Trump’s tax returns

How much (or how little) money he makes
How much (or how little) he gives to charity
How much (or how little) he pays in taxes
How much (or how little) money he keeps in foreign accounts (including in Russia)
(For an example, see the first four pages of Hillary Clinton’s 2015 tax returns)

Meanwhile, where is the purported Fahrenthold revelation?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 September 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus further blurred this surreal election year’s line between reality and reality TV on Monday, suggesting that Donald Trump’s tenure as a host on “The Apprentice” prepared him to face off against Hillary Clinton in the first presidential debate.

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer asked Priebus how Trump had prepared for Monday night’s face-off at Hofstra University in Long Island.

“Studying, preparing, going through hypotheticals and what scenarios might come up, but he's very comfortable,” the RNC chair replied. “He did a great job in our primary debates. He's also been through, what, 14 seasons, season finales. He will be prepared. He's always showed up for the big dance, and he will be prepared and he'll be ready to go tonight.”

don't forget his high pressure WWE appearances

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

I'm trying not to panic but there's something that feels inevitable about all this. I seriously wake up in a panic thinking Donald fucking Trump is going to be the next president and that a major economic crash may wind up as the best-case scenario

― frogbs, Monday, September 26, 2016 9:26 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What will actually happen if he gets elected. God... years ago Tim Heidecker's hacky comedian character fantasized about him being sworn in and it was hilarious and ridiculous without there being a larger joke attached to it but now it's just going to be this fucked up thing that future civilizations read about in books about the collapse of the USA and history teachers will have to answer "how were people back then so stupid?" or "how did people actually believe any of the semi-coherent things he said?" "how was his idiocy not obvious at the time? It looks like they had plenty of information."

Evan, Monday, 26 September 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

Xp acc to Twitter it's being delayed by editors

JoeStork, Monday, 26 September 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

So if (god forbid) HRC loses this thing, is the media going to point to the "Deplorable" remark as the thing that ultimately sank her?

serge thoroughgoods (will), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

even if president trump is prevented from fulfilling his most egregious policies + wishes i think an economic crash w/ his election would be inevitable just bc he's promised to not pay back lenders in full which would certainly downgrade US credit I'd think substantially.

Mordy, Monday, 26 September 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

the emails surely? xp

Mordy, Monday, 26 September 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

That and the unstinting opposition of Dr. Morbius.

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

I've never seen an episode of The Apprentice (of which there are apparently many episodes) but it looks like each season had significantly fewer viewers. I'm guessing interest in Trump as a political figure has to be dropping off accordingly?

Is the state of the union address like a season finale, not sure here

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

i know she's rich and mega-powerful and an inherently evil politician yadda yadda but jeez, if this isn't enough to make you feel bad for her
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/is-she-likable-enough/2016/09/23/5c8fd252-80e0-11e6-a52d-9a865a0ed0d4_story.html

Clinton’s caution stems in part from her conclusion that the public would believe almost anything derogatory about her, friends and aides agreed. As first lady, according to a close friend, Clinton was on a small plane with a staffer who was reading aloud a magazine story that repeated an accusation that Clinton had had sex with a colleague.

Clinton’s eyes filled with tears and she said, “It really says I had sex with a collie?”

The staffer quickly corrected her boss: “No, a colleague!”

“That’s how far down her expectations had gone of what people thought she was capable of,” the friend said.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

Clinton’s eyes filled with tears and she said, “It really says I had sex with a collie?”

US Presidential hopeful in Royal scandal.

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

LOL I confused collie with corgi there, I'm almost as senile as she is (allegedly).

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

can we start keeping a running count of articles asking "Why don't people like her?" that don't include the words "Iraq" or "Patriot Act" in them yet blabber on about bullshit like oh she once on her plane she had someone reading a magazine to her and she misheard it

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

"I did not have sex with that Lassie."

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

xp why not? we're already keeping a running count of all the politicians that have been forgiven for those things and worse

Mordy, Monday, 26 September 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

oh people forgave her for all that, that must be why she is barely winning over Literal Hitler

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

it says a lot about this race when you look at the breadth of emotion that's allowed

any ability to emote like a normal human is going to get overanalyzed where with trump's manbaby tantrums, the only valid reaction to *anything* is to get angry and stomp around a lot. if anything it's validating all the bullshit stereotypes about male emotional range -- you either get aggression in the form of anger and being rude, or occasional outpourings of teary-eyed patriotism about common americans. and trump is completely incapable of the latter, the guy has no empathy or pity in there. it's all ranting and raging which i'm supposed to buy as him being engaged and interested

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

want to do the annoying twitter clap emoji thing with "VOTING ISN'T A PROJECTION OF YOUR ETHICS"

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

jesus christ do we need to do the "reasons why hillary clinton is flawed/not the perfect candidate" every fucking time? xxp

I mean, the idea that no one understands what she's really done/stands for and if we did we'd be unforgiving of her, too, is a point that is trotted out constantly

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

like wow she's barely winning (?!?) so hmm what could it be! could you tell us, Adam? I'm sure we haven't any clue

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

probably also the whole talking down to people shtick that Clinton which you just demonstrated.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

that Clinton uses and which you just demonstrated

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

David Fahrenthold ‏@Fahrenthold 38s38 seconds ago
Sorry for the delay. Editors up in NY. Takes longer for the words to go back and forth.

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

In what world don't people like Adam and Morbs talk down to people?

Frederik B, Monday, 26 September 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

Adam, you kind of have this shtick where you act like no one is addressing something you find important, even though they are, and then go completely over the top to (??) prove your point? like I can't decipher some of your posts sometimes because I can't tell from which direction you're being hyperbolic

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

hey man we are all criticizing each other's speech what a great discussion

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

like I'm sure part of it is me missing something crucial, but it sometimes feels like an argument against not just a straw man, but a straw man that never showed up

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

what are you talking about? i am not arguing w anyone. i stated my opinion. i don't think it's better than yours. you can have your opinion too. if that opinion is that my opinion is not valid, then why should i care about your opinion?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

the word opinion looks weird now

Evan, Monday, 26 September 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

Clinton getting called out for talking down to people is fair! But half the time it's sarcasm, which is fine in moderation as long as your audience isn't too dumb to get it -- and by using it, you're implying they will get it, so you're treating them as equals or at least people capable of getting it

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

I'm skeptical of potential impact of fahrenholt's "bombshell". I mean what could possibly damage Trump at this point.

Οὖτις, Monday, 26 September 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

honestly the only thing that could damage him at this point would have to involve pedophilia

serge thoroughgoods (will), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

hey man we are all criticizing each other's speech what a great discussion

are you just here to make Morbs look good?

tongue and cheek (stevie), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

i think if there were a few things that got consistent national press attention it would have an effect, it just feels like there are so many threads wrt trump's shittiness that it's just all diffused

the clinton email thing was hammered away at by numerous media outlets where as trump scandals have a little bit here, a little bit there, some more there, but there are so many things to cover that it doesn't have a huge effect

marcos, Monday, 26 September 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

e.g. if the ivana trump testimony in court from that trump raped her and ripped her hair out got consistent national press attention then i think that would affect his standing, haven't really seen anyone but TPM mention that testimony

marcos, Monday, 26 September 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

honestly the only thing that could damage him at this point would have to involve pedophilia

― serge thoroughgoods (will), Monday, September 26, 2016 3:00 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and that story is being circulated in some fringe media circles tbf

marcos, Monday, 26 September 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

xp
Is Ivana still standing by the story? If not, or even if she's "no comment" about it I don't think it'll have an impact.

nickn, Monday, 26 September 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

This is depressing: https://t.co/lx9KjsrkDA 65% of American voters thinks it's unfair to - accurately - portray Trump voters as racist and sexist.

Frederik B, Monday, 26 September 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

I don't get the "what could damage trump" thing tbh. As far as I can tell, Trump is losing badly, to about the extent one might have guessed for a candidate likely to push nationwide PVI a few points in the +D direction vs 2012.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link

How is he losing badly?

Evan, Monday, 26 September 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link

Clinton’s eyes filled with tears and she said, “It really says I had sex with a collie?”

http://i.imgur.com/QlaiOd2.gifHillary Can't Even Remember if She Had Sex With a Dog - "...I has sex with a collie?" - Disgusting Habit At Least 20 Years Oldhttp://i.imgur.com/QlaiOd2.gif

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

Ivana can't say shit because her divorce settlement, after all that testimony, was basically a big NDA

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

those sirens were larger than i anticipated, sorry
xpost

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

As far as I can tell, Trump is losing badly

um

k3vin k., Monday, 26 September 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

Come on. Republicans who are going to win the election aren't facing down D spending in states like Georgia, haven't spent the last month and a half on the bad side of every poll aggregator, and have actual campaign organizations.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

I am no way a political wonk, but I trust the expertise of Plouffe and it seems that he is losing badly.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 26 September 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

Come on. Republicans who are going to win the election aren't facing down D spending in states like Georgia, haven't spent the last month and a half on the bad side of every poll aggregator, and have actual campaign organizations.

― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, September 26, 2016 3:15 PM (five minutes ago)

huh

k3vin k., Monday, 26 September 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

I'm holding out a microsmidgen of hope that there really are people who haven't been paying attention all this time, and are only just tuning in. Or that there are genuinely undecided voters who are genuinely undecided, not simply voting their tribal affiliation.

Low-info voters may have heard that Trump sometimes says mean things. They may have heard his views are controversial. But they may not be aware of his inability to utter coherent English sentences. His lack of mastery of basic facts may also be new news to some. These are things that a debate may demonstrate for people who did not yet know them.

People may not care, of course, but again I'm holding onto a bit of hope.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

idk we can hold out hope that he literally poops his pants or something

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

Trump is "tough on pants", his bowels "tell it like it is"

Evan, Monday, 26 September 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

Trump's shitting schedule "Depends on nothing"

Evan, Monday, 26 September 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

i will shit in my pants and make my pants pay for it

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

i'm just struggling to reason how people who genuinely love trump aren't total cunts, and essentially unredeemable at this point?

tongue and cheek (stevie), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

I am no way a political wonk, but I trust the expertise of Plouffe and it seems that he is losing badly.

― Van Horn Street, Monday, September 26, 2016 7:16 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I assume the dem's data operation has a much large sample than the 800-650 people these registered and likely voter sample polls are. It seems like such a small sample size but maybe its not? But if it is I can see why the numbers fluctuate so much.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

So has anybody come out and accused Silver et al. of actually designing the nowcast models to be overly volatile for the sake of clicks

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

i will shit in my pants and make my pants pay for it

I would assume that to be part and parcel of shitting your pants and therefore redundant

¶ (DJP), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

I guess the better analogy is to shit in someone else's pants and ask them to pay for it

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

some discussion here: https://twitter.com/JustinWolfers/status/780399287129825281 xxp

Mordy, Monday, 26 September 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

shall I post an image

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

not if it's Trump shitting in Clinton's pants

¶ (DJP), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

'Parcel'

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

that there are genuinely undecided voters

this election I suspect that a fairish chunk of voters are still very conflicted about their usual tribal allegiance. there's a lot of queasiness out there, with more of it centered on trump than clinton, but it applies to both of them. while this is different than being genuinely undecided, it makes those voters volatile and hard to predict.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

some discussion here: https://twitter.com/JustinWolfers/status/780399287129825281 xxp

― Mordy, Monday, September 26, 2016 3:37 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea interesting thread, though im still not clear on why the other prediction markets are hovering around 70% clinton while 538 is (right now) around 53-54% clinton

marcos, Monday, 26 September 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

Clinton's in trouble in the polls because white men are "coming home" to Trump and the GOP in droves. It was bound to happen, but it looks worse after Clinton's convention bump.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

A good friend of mine who is a political science professor has pointed out multiple times among various conversations about this election that analysis of election data shows that most people will vote whatever party they've registered as regardless of who the nominee is, to the tune of something like 90% certainty; in his view, the key factor here isn't Clinton wooing undecided voters as much as it is Trump depressing turnout among voters who would normally vote Republican. Going by this and the generally strong foothold Democrats have in the electoral college in several key battleground states, I'm not overly concerned that Trump will actually win the Presidency. What I am concerned about, namely that a Trump candidacy will legitimize a particularly virulent strain of racist thought as acceptable and mainstream to polite conversation, has already happened; my main hope for a Clinton victory is that some effort is put into damage control on that.

¶ (DJP), Monday, 26 September 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

wtf is with all these old white people who think all black voters receive government assistance

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

my friends who volunteered to do door-knocking for the local democrats a few years ago were disappointed when their entire list was registered democrats. their job was to make sure people knew when the vote was, how to get to the polls, absentee ballots, etc

I think they thought they were going to get a list of undecided or unregistered voters and get to do missionary work?

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

DJP's professor friend otm - this is all gonna be about turnout, Trump is going to depress GOP turnout + aggressive Dem GOTV campaign + favorable electoral map = Clinton wins

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 26 September 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

my fear (and it's pretty low-level at this point) is that for all the moderate registered Republicans who can't be bothered to go to the polls for Trump, there's a scarily large crop of younger and disaffected racists who normally wouldn't bother to vote but think this dude's a rock star.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

wtf is with all these old white people who think all black voters receive government assistance

they are racists

(I mean, you did ask)

¶ (DJP), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

it's weird how that has to keep being reiterated

Οὖτις, Monday, 26 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

xp
wtf is with all these old white people who think all black voters receive government assistance

I think it's called racism. btw racism isn't confined to old people.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

lol you've got me there

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

The problem is that racists believe that actual racism is strictly the KKK and that they themselves are just "realists". This is why they think claims otherwise is just political correctness gone amok and why Trump is "telling it like it is"

Evan, Monday, 26 September 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

DJP's professor friend otm - this is all gonna be about turnout, Trump is going to depress GOP turnout + aggressive Dem GOTV campaign + favorable electoral map = Clinton wins

xp

― Οὖτις, Monday, September 26, 2016 4:06 PM (three minutes ago)

i think you'll probably be right.

still, (and i know this is never a popular thing to bring up because it's based on the possibility of an unknown, undefined future event), when the polls are this close heading into the final month and a half, i worry about an infamous october surprise, especially when you have various organizations and countries who have an interest in a trump victory and are actively trying to influence the election

e.g.,
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/30/us/politics/harry-reid-russia-tampering-election-fbi.html
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/clinton-democrats-hacking-dnc-october-surprise-226743

if clinton was 10 points ahead at this point, as i (and i think a lot of other people) expected she would be by now, it wouldn't worry me too much. but she's not, and it does.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

Yes that, or that racism ended in either 1865 or 1965 and now it's just grievance groups milking it.

I agree with Lord Alfred that Trump's current poll position is due to Republicans who find him distasteful (like Cruz) learning to hold their noses and tepidly follow their tribal allegiance. NeverTrumpers coming home plus Clinton's 9/11 health scare.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

absent some sort of big unexpected event like that, though, i think Trump is going to depress GOP turnout + aggressive Dem GOTV campaign + favorable electoral map = Clinton wins is probably right
xpost

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

xps

Yes. These 'folks' will accurately point out that there are genuine black people currently on welfare. Therefore they are not racists when they draw massively distorted, racially-based conclusions from this that in no way are based in reality.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

people are really touchy about distinguishing between being called out on a single racist idea and being a person who defines their world according to perceived racial boundaries

like they're ideas, have a lot of them, be open to having them questioned and malleable

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

re 538's model.. silver was saying on 538's podcast that his model accurately incorporates 'uncertainty' which sounded like some bs to me

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

Yes. These 'folks' will accurately point out that there are genuine black people currently on welfare. Therefore they are not racists when they draw massively distorted, racially-based conclusions from this that in no way are based in reality.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, September 26, 2016 8:20 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and when they get government assistance its totally cool because they work hard and play by the rules meanwhile these blacks keep ordering their welfare checks to be expressed delivered to the projects via their obamaphones

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

I don't think the 9-11 scare has had an effect on her numbers.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

didn't listen to that podcast but the general principle of "incorporating uncertainty" -- confidence levels -- is an important one! xxp

k3vin k., Monday, 26 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

I posted a WaPo story (I think it was WaPo) late last week explaining how most likely Clinton voters weren't moved by the pneumonia. Which makes sense. Who says, "Well, gee, she's home sick, guess I'll vote for the racist"?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

xxp the idea that any terror scare will break in trump's favor is absurd

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

Who says, "Well, gee, she's home sick, guess I'll vote for the racist"?

yeah this never made sense to me. America's elected near-invalids, who changes their vote based on whether or not their party's candidate is "healthy"?

Οὖτις, Monday, 26 September 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

i don't think it's so much them changing over to Trump as it is overall enthusiasm for her going down

maybe there's another explanation but it definitely moved the polls somewhat

frogbs, Monday, 26 September 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

there's no evidence it has

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

I'm holding out a microsmidgen of hope that there really are people who haven't been paying attention all this time, and are only just tuning in.

I'm not sure why you call this a microsmidgen when there are 100% definitely a ton of people like this.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

Just read a piece about tonght's debate on NYT which made me so fucking mad with its mealy mouthed 'evenhandedness'

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

The Sunday NY Times had a full page of "Trump's 31 Biggest 'Whoppers'"... and you are still not satisfied?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

I posted a WaPo story (I think it was WaPo) late last week explaining how most likely Clinton voters weren't moved by the pneumonia. Which makes sense. Who says, "Well, gee, she's home sick, guess I'll vote for the racist"?

I don't think anyone says or thinks that exactly, but there are uncommitted voters who are gonna be nudged in one direction or another by this week's bad press when they're responding to a poll. it makes more sense to think of these things from the big picture / thousands of voters pov rather than 'one person sees something on tv and decides how to vote on the spot'

iatee, Monday, 26 September 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

his foundation is literally a money laundering scheme

Mordy, Monday, 26 September 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

I typed out a long post about social welfare and how we're writing off entire neighborhoods and cities due to an inability to realize their failures aren't an indictment of that area but of society at large. That's something for another thread or time.

"Well, gee, she's home sick, guess I'll vote for the racist"?

shit, you figured out my voting strategy

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

his foundation is literally a money laundering scheme

― Mordy, Monday, September 26, 2016 3:46 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did you see the stats on the florida policeman's association or w/e? he vowed he'd donate money, took money someone else donated ($150k) in his name and took their name off when cutting them a check for the same $150k, then they threw an event for him at the cost of $275k

i give up

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

many political campaigns leave outstanding debts, some are very profitable for vendors who are close to someone in the campaign, and I feel like this one is going to do both very well

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

I don't think anyone says or thinks that exactly, but there are uncommitted voters who are gonna be nudged in one direction or another by this week's bad press when they're responding to a poll.

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. Chatter about Clinton's poll numbers leads to voters saying she has declining poll numbers.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

lol one of trump's lawyers just had to bill them the .1 hours this $ value represents.

The Trump Foundation has no paid staff. The last time it reported spending any money on legal fees was in 2010, when it spent $53 total for the year.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

Trump Foundation for furthering the knowledge of and publication of materials related to Donald Trump

employees: Donald Trump

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

okay so this is exactly what everyone's been accusing the Clinton Foundation of doing isn't it?

frogbs, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

not really

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

this is just standard tax evasion

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

No, they claim the Clinton Foundation actually trades money in return for services with crooked foreign governments they shouldn't be dealing with

The Trump Foundation doesn't do anything other than pay for and receive money for Trump himself, iirc

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

without showing his tax returns though trump can easily spin this into "what, i didn't need the money so i just gave it to charity!"

marcos, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

got it. I thought the big Clinton Foundation thing is that they were making themselves "personally rich" through it. Maybe I read too much Breetbart

frogbs, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

apparently Bloomberg News is doing pretty much exactly what I suggested during the debate:

http://www.politico.com/blogs/on-media/2016/09/bloomberg-to-fact-check-debate-on-screen-228670

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

without showing his tax returns though trump can easily spin this into "what, i didn't need the money so i just gave it to charity!"

― marcos, Monday, September 26, 2016 9:13 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

except his foundation doesnt give anything to charity as fahrenthold has been showing us

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

wait no I thought the foundation gives, just not any of Trump's own money

frogbs, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

it launders money, as Mordy says

Οὖτις, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

lol no

it receives donations

that's it

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

did we know that bobby knight was apparently involved in trump's debate prep?

mookieproof, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/21/trump-foundation-charity-settle-legal-disputes-reporting

I take it back, they gave $100k to Citizens United!

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

You can look up its disbursements. It does pay to charities.

https://projects.propublica.org/nonprofits/organizations/133404773

jmm, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

what? knight taught trump his chair-throwing technique?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

xp i thought journalists are unable to account for like 99% of the money by asking charities? where is the evidence that it ends up with a charity?

Mordy, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

hillary should have someone wheel her out in a closed coffin, let's just completely WWE this shit out

nomar, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

jmm's link is pretty good, either these groups received money or they committed direct tax fraud w/the IRS

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

hillary should have someone wheel her out in a closed coffin

I was thinking Snoop at '94 MTV awards

Οὖτις, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link

Trump sends some of his income that way, to illegally avoid paying taxes. He then uses the money either for influence peddling - donating to Pam Bondi, who then dropped an investigation into Trump practices - he donates and gets things in return - donated to a police organization, that then spent almost twice the amount on meeting at Mar-a-Lago - or he just uses it on personal shit like paintings of himself and a helmet autographed by Tim Tebow. It's a bit of this, a bit of that.

Frederik B, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

Also, several times the foundation faked the forms jmm linked to, for instance the Pam Bondi donation was hid as a donation to a different group, that never got any money.

Frederik B, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

it would kinda be great if trump really did think he had given to all those charities but the reason none of them have records is because his accountants were embezzling funds

Mordy, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link

I can see at least a half dozen of the 2015 ones where I know he gave money to an organization in Iowa in order to speak to them pre-caucus

Some of them are situations where they were fundraisers for the campaign, and I'm sure he made a show of saying he gave them money.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

Given what people have dug up without him releasing his tax returns, I can only imagine what releasing his tax returns would accomplish. Are these conflicts and irregularities things the IRS would have caught on their own, or does it really take an investigative journalist?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

he seems to have one accountant on record? the thing that blows my mind with Trump is that he doesn't actually hire people with skills, he just lowballs everything

if he had actual good legal representation and someone to do the paperwork with speaking fees, etc, I think he'd actually come out with a net profit after paying the lawyer

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

hillary should have someone wheel her out in a closed coffin, let's just completely WWE this shit out

― nomar, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:31 (twenty-six minutes ago) Permalink

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yOK074MPMI

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 26 September 2016 22:14 (seven years ago) link

Should go full Alice, or Gwar, and chop off someone's head with a guillotine and spew the first few row with fluids.

You know, I've been listening to these pre-debate accounts of the two Trumps, one crass and insulting, the other more controlled and "Presidential." But none of these reports have pointed out that when Trump was trying to be "presidential" he came off extremely bored, even a little irritable, which doesn't go over as well as his carny mode.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 September 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

who r we rooting for

Treeship, Monday, 26 September 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

'Presidential' Trump comes off like a third grader reading a book report. Which isn't so much a comparison as a fairly accurate description.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 September 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

I was thinking Snoop at '94 MTV awards

― Οὖτις, Monday, September 26, 2016 5:39 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or Howard Stern at the 92 awards.

how's life, Monday, 26 September 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

i'm going to watch great british bake off

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 26 September 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

i hate the discussion of whether trump can "learn to be presidential," like he is miss congeniality or something. dude is not rough around the edges he is human scum

Treeship, Monday, 26 September 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

that is great

Οὖτις, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

Should we wager on the audience reaction(if any) will be tonight? Are we gunna get any "you lie!" ejaculations from the crowd?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 26 September 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

can random schmoes get tickets for this thing or what?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 26 September 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

I made a jokey post on FB about how if Actual Zombie Hitler ran for president, at least 30% of America would say, "Hey, wait, let's hear this re-animated Nazi corpse out, it has some solid ideas." My right wing aunt, who I've talked about here before, replied, "We have a Congress in this country, which is suppose to provide checks and balances. Germany did not have that. Hitler rose to dictatorship. Hopefully our system could stop something like that from happening."

People like her should maybe not be permitted to vote. Like, I don't expect you to know the ins and outs of German politics in the 1920s, but I do expect you to know that there was a German parliament that the Nazi party captured a bunch of seats in and pressured the German president to make Hitler Chancellor of Germany.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 26 September 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link

"We have a Congress in this country, which is suppose to provide checks and balances. Germany did not have that. Hitler rose to dictatorship. Hopefully our system could stop something like that from happening."

i like the way she sees her role as a voter as providing a stress test for congress

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 26 September 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link

there's good stuff in that Tom Scocca article, but this last line is such obnoxious, self-satisfied garbage

If white Americans’ lives were truly desperate and hanging in the balance, they would never take the risk of electing an incompetent blowhard.

because people never vote against their own interests? because it's impossible for people to be both "truly desperate" and racist? I get that ppl want to push back against this Jacobin mag view that downplays racism as the heart of Trump's appeal and tried to make it all about class, but spare me Scocca pontificating on who is and who isn't "desperate"

soref, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link

dunno how i can stand this without Valium.

piscesx, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

I bought a new bottle of Aperol.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2016 23:26 (seven years ago) link

something i learned from that article is that trump is winning the college educated white male vote. i think we can all agree that particular slice of the electorate is unredeemable

Mordy, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:26 (seven years ago) link

soref otm

Treeship, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

because people never vote against their own interests? because it's impossible for people to be both "truly desperate" and racist? I get that ppl want to push back against this Jacobin mag view that downplays racism as the heart of Trump's appeal and tried to make it all about class, but spare me Scocca pontificating on who is and who isn't "desperate"

― soref, Tuesday, September 27, 2016 12:20 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

spare me trying to redefine the word 'desperate'

savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 26 September 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

xp no he isn't

savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 26 September 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

i don't think that people are voting for trump voters because they're desperate, but i think some of them are both authentically dispossessed and authentically hateful racists.

Treeship, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

voting for trump voters

Treeship, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:32 (seven years ago) link

Its non-college educated mordy

Οὖτις, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:32 (seven years ago) link

The new poll finds that Trump is trailing by 25 points among college-educated white women, a group Romney carried. His 11-point lead among college-educated white men still leaves him trailing in the white collegiate class.

Mordy, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link

the "sympathetic argument" about why non-college educated whites support Trump that Scocca rejects and his argument that on-college educated whites support Trump because of bigotry do not seem at all mutually exclusive? I don't see why they can't both be true, why he feels the need to handwave "Jobs are gone, drug abuse is rampant, personal dignity and the hope of upward mobility have been destroyed by vast and brutal forces" in order to make case that Trump's popularity is based on racism.

soref, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtUS5ojXYAEBcuR.jpg:large

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 26 September 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link

oh my god

savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 26 September 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

the "sympathetic argument" about why non-college educated whites support Trump that Scocca rejects and his argument that on-college educated whites support Trump because of bigotry do not seem at all mutually exclusive? I don't see why they can't both be true, why he feels the need to handwave "Jobs are gone, drug abuse is rampant, personal dignity and the hope of upward mobility have been destroyed by vast and brutal forces" in order to make case that Trump's popularity is based on racism.

― soref, Tuesday, September 27, 2016 12:33 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah well everyone thinks their life is hard. a little honesty in comparison isn't going to hurt anyone. maybe some egos i guess.

savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 26 September 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

nowcast moved from 45% clinton at lunchtime to 55% clinton at 6pm today lol this is fine and it's a good thing to put out in the world

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 26 September 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link

it probably didn't even cause that many heart attacks

Treeship, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

clinton down to 52% now fyi. i can't believe she let that lead slip away.

Treeship, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

re: 'expectations' https://twitter.com/adrian_gray/status/780533131002646528

Voter expectations on Clinton 'winning' debate are fairly consistent:
Quinnipiac +9
Bloomberg +10
YouGov +12
ABC/WP +14
CNN +10
cf. Expectations for Obama win at 1st debate in 2012: ABC/WaPo +27, Q'pac +29

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 26 September 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

projections are supposed to give us a better than 50/50 idea of what is going to happen. i don't see any value in nate's model if it's returning coin flip results. great - i can flip coins myself at home.

Mordy, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

tbf 50/50 is a reasonable thing to say if it is either actually very close, or it's a two horse race with lots of irreconcilable information. both of those seem plausible.

but the results of a model that moves around like the nowcast (or indeed the others) should not be quoted to 3 significant figures (or 2 tbh)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 26 September 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link

it's reasonable but it's useless

Mordy, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link

wonder if Cruz would have elicited this kind of weird identity politics with angry whites or if Clinton would have been steady beating him by a consistent & comfortable margin since the convention

serge thoroughgoods (will), Monday, 26 September 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

Aw come on! I thought this was about to start, and there's still an hour to go. I was already doubting whether my masochism would stretch to watching this, but if it starts at 2am? Finish by half three?

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

Many XPS I imagine most of the college-educated males going for Trump majored in Date Rape.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link

yeah well everyone thinks their life is hard

more warm enveloping ilxpundit compassion

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:14 (seven years ago) link

yeah you're famous for your compassion

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link

Should we wager on the audience reaction(if any) will be tonight? Are we gunna get any "you lie!" ejaculations from the crowd?

If I understand the rules correctly, audience reactions will be prohibited. I really hope that ejaculations are similarly discouraged.

Personally I don't want to think about whether the candidates or the moderators are permitted to ejaculate.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link

Cruz would have won this thing easily, just as would have literally any republican but trump. Even if he wins, we were lucky to have him be the candidate. I think Clinton is smart and qualified etc, but it was insane to nominate the most hated person in America

Dan I., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

unlike cruz, a beloved america respected by all

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

american*

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

I don't know. I think Cruz was the only guy on that GOP primary main stage that would be doing worse than Trump here.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

or rubio tbh i think yr forgetting that before he was losing to hillary in the general election trump was more popular than all these other losers

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

it's kind of stunning in that cruz is essentially just as repellant as trump, but in this completely different, smug-ass college republican that in his mind is a gifted 19th century orator or 1980s televangelist, brought back just in time to save america, kind of way. they really epitomize two aspects of everything gross and awful about the republican party.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

Should we wager on the audience reaction(if any) will be tonight?

One of the debate-commission people just told the audience to "be quiet." Which is what I would have expected anyway.

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:47 (seven years ago) link

Here we go, guys

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:48 (seven years ago) link

this completely different, smug-ass college republican that in his mind is a gifted 19th century orator or 1980s televangelist,

Yes -- I said last year that he reminded me of some McCarthy ass-kissing senator from 1951.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:49 (seven years ago) link

have fun!

http://www.aperol.com/media/45720/pack.png

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link

I knew I forgot to get something at the store

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

Was it Karl Malone that did those great, unsettling graphics overlaying several images of the candidates' faces, like with a "blue and red 3D goggles" type effect? That kinda captured a lot of Ted Cruz for me.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/SteveKingIA/status/777568225538088960

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

Cruz wouldn't make inroads in the midwest, nor would Rubio or any other Republican. Perhaps Kasich? No, Trump is doing better than what a generic republican would be doing, it seems. He gets the famed missing white vote in the midwest, and turns out other republicans don't give a fuck about racism or sexism anyway. Who would have guessed?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

Well, I hope HRC has been able to figure out something that'll work tonight.

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:54 (seven years ago) link

RE Steve King HOLY FUCK

serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link

I'm sure that's what his wife says.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:58 (seven years ago) link

despite the intense dread i'm feeling atm (maybe just bc i have to wake up super early to travel for work tmmrw) i am watching this

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link

Are there commercial breaks on this?

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

why does everyone call trump donald j trump just like he wants

j., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

Drinking a pretty good islay single malt (a birthday present from my brother) to try and numb the unpleasantness of watching this.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

Come down, collardio gelatinous!

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:25 (four days ago) Permalink

Thanks Alfred! (much belated reply)

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

Jealous, I have to wait to hit the scotch until after a couple business calls.

XP

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

lmao trump sucks so much

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link

i already feel 1000x better about this debate

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

Did Trump do a line before he walked out? Some serious sniff sniff

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

This is studious civil trump right now

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

some of the best plants

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

she's already baiting him

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

Not a bad start for either, I don't think Trump is really flailing just yet. His ideas are somewhat well articulated and completely horrible. Don't know if people get that or just hear someone sounding semi reasonable about those bad Mexicans.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

Coked to the gills

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

Totally, sniffing like a maniac

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

trump with the sniffles!

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

i can't stop noticing him sniffing

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

First note of condescension this evening.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

It's hard not to notice

Xp

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

it's very distracting surely we can't be the only ones

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

jeez it's a shame that trump is dying of some kind of rare super-flu

nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

everybody is going to notice & Trump is going to blame the sound people at ABC

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

Who was the last major party candidate to openly call for protectionist tariffs?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

She's kind of nailing him here

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

Protectionism is very appealing to workers who are completely exposed. It's frustrating.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

A hoax perpetrated by the Chinese

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

haha @ hillary's "well, actually"

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

hillary with the "well actually"

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

lol xp

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

Trump should have availed himself of some Visine

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

someone already registered @trumpsniff

Clay, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

Ok, he's starting to devolve into schoolyard nonsense

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

clinton is delighted

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

I can't do this. A toddler screaming at an adult.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

omg "i know you live in your own reality"

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

angry orange man yelling

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

Did he actually interject a 'NOT' back there during one of her points?

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

I don't think his interruptions are going to go over well

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

haha this went downhill fast

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

biggest since Reagan, whoopeee

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

Ugh, makes me so anxious.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

'in stores tomorrow'

j., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

Trump's emotional appeals connecting more than frequently than Hillary's measured ones, thus far.

rb (soda), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

check this out though

http://i.imgur.com/MY76iPQ.gif

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

Okay this is chaos

horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

holy fuck what just happened

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

Whoa

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

did he just say "fighting isis your entire adult life"

micah, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

hahaahaha this is great

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

Very bigly!

how's life, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

fighting isis your entire adult life eh

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

the wealthy are gonna do a tremendous job

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

YOU'RE GIVING OUR PLANS TO ISIS

j., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

"major jobs"

"Cut taxes big-league"

horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

the allusions to her website are so 2003

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

hah tbf i think he was saying 'big league' not his favorite word 'bigly'

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

xp you could hear him say 'big league', so that's one mystery finally solved

j., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

This is almost unwatchably stressful

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

the allusions to her website are so 2003

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, September 26, 2016 9:27 PM (one second ago)

lol i thought the same thing. tp2.com

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

I thought he was saying bigly for a second and was kind of thrilled tbh

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

Doctor casino otm though, this experience makes me want to barf

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

lester how much?

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

I'm just reading twitter and this thread and it's p funny tbh

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

The problem with "angry yelling Trump" dominating this is that it makes it impossible for anyone to absorb anything Clinton is saying. She should just stop talking from time to time instead of plowing ahead and attempting to respond.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

Is she doing okay?

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

think clinton is erring by going back and forth with trump like this

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

This is more amazing than I could've possibly imagined.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

the Fed is doing political

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

The fed is doing political!

schwantz, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

she just lost an opening to destroy him about how much income he declares

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

oh fuck this clown bragging about how rich he is

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

Like Neil Breen on stims

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

Too bad so few will see the whole spectacle.

$694 million. That's the kind of thinking our country needs.

gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

Oh fuck those applauding idiots

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

^

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

the problem is that trump is made for television. he has a dealmaker's instinct for how to create a sense of intimacy.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

I'm in a bar with no tv and 9% battery this is good

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

Trump is coming off horribly imo, yelling bully and can't complete a thought half the time. His fans are probably fine with it but I can't see it winning anybody over.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

bragging about not paying taxes is nagl

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

I'm only listening, did he have a stroke when she said he might not be as rich as he claims that he is?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

"that makes me smart!"

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

Trump is coming off horribly imo, yelling bully and can't complete a thought half the time. His fans are probably fine with it but I can't see it winning anybody over.

― Doctor Casino, Monday, September 26, 2016 9:35 PM (one second ago)

we've been saying this for over a year and yet...

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

She is eating his lunch on this tax thing.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

my wife gasped when he bragged that not paying taxes makes him smart

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

taking the fifth, i think it's disgraceful

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

that's an odd way to try to win over the undecideds

nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

He's starting to sound short of breath.

WmC, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

"not paying taxes makes me smart" - that's the sentiment of basically every republican i know

serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

very fine institutions, very fine banks

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

Maybe they'll take a break so he can do a couple more rails.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

incredible airports

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

snap

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

I doubt telling Americans that we are living in a 3rd world country is really going to go over well

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

Beautiful. Setting up the followups on multiple bankrupcies... Couldn't have done better if HRCs oppo wrote his script.

gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

i like scrappy hillary

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

he's basically copping to stiffing small business owners

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

Holy fuck she is baiting the hell out of him. He's going to blow any second now.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

trump showing he gives no fucks about contracts

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

He's admitted to not paying people for completing jobs, terrible or not

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

this is turning into a beatdown

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

MAYBE HE DIDNT DO A GOOD JOB

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

Btw trumps ppl deleted his crazy tweet about Chinese climate control tonight after she burned him on it

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

wruuung

wruuuuung

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

it's all words, all soundbites. Not sure which of them he's referring to.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

"take advantage" of the laws

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

I take advantage of the laws. Again, this just does not sound good to people who consider themselves reasonably honest.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

ooh another commercial

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

did he just hint at swooping into the White House even if he doesn't win?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

Plugging the new DC hotel!

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

Ha ha now to that disaster of a hotel ($790 minimum / room)

gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

"purposely... purposely"

Clay, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

oh man race here we go

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

next time he audibly sniffles while she's speaking she should ask him if he's not feeling well

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

trump looking bored while hillary talks about race

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

pretty sure she did indeed at least say "law", not sure about "order"

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

lmao

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

although I'm pretty sure he's hoping for more episodes of his favorite TV show

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

Ahhhhh "law and order"

horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

thought he was going to say radical islam

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

radical law and order

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

"you walk down the street you get shot" will be the centerpiece of the next vic berger video

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

Clinton is so, so much better at debating than giving speeches!

Dan I., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

Presidential candidate boilerplate for "kill those darkies"

horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

what the hell is he talking about?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

"a very against police judge"

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

"We have gangs roaming the street, and in many cases they're illegally here, they're illegal immigrants. And we have to be very vigilant." So Mexicans are decimating African Americans.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

bad people, very bad people.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

'a very against police judge'

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

gwb was more articulate than trump is

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

Holy shit, the look she gave when Trump decided to fight Lester on the unconstitutional

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

stop and frisk, a truly winning idea, people are going to love that

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

Dag.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

This guy.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

beautiful things, bad things

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

unfair to them

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

It's terrible; I have property there

horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

he just groaned at the idea of vibrant black communities

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

oh god a trump moan, that'll keep me up at night

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

*shudder*

nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

People die in Chicago, but the real tragedy is potential damage to the Trump hotel

horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

stop and frisk, a truly winning idea, people are going to love that

White suburbanites will, sadly.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

I'm not convinced there are a lot of people he needs to win over that care or think positively about stop and frisk

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

It's not good politics to mention how crime's going down if you're a victim of it, but I can't believe he just snorted at the idea of "vibrant black communities.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

good answer about implicit bias

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

#outreach

nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

Marvel's Agents of SHIELD live tweeting the debate: Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 29s30 seconds ago
Its like Donald made a bet with someone where if he said "chicago" a bunch of times he would get free spray tans for a year.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

Can't believe there are three of these. Dunno what it will do to the dial, but Trump is seriously outgunned here.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

lol omg superpredator fuck off.

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

so he brought up superpredator and then immediately said Clinton apologized for it and they agree. So? What's the point?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

it's like he's trying to make a point but simultaneously undermining it

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

"Murders are up!"

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

How are we not talking about white nationalism in response to his shots at super predator

horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

oh shit

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

Wow she can stoneface with the best of them

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

yeah birther shit is queued up

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

Sidney Blumenthal! Drink!

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

She should have thrown the Central Park Five back in his face over "superpredator."

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

That burn about being prepared...

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

This birther shut ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

Weak

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

Last little while...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

over the last little while. So in the past two weeks?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

"Birther" actually mentioned!

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

this is cold

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

this is awesome

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

Youch, Clinton beatdown.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

Holy shit did he just inhale into the mic?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

acid reflux

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

omg I could not have written a more trumpy and more awful handling of the birther questioning

very very very satisfying to see him exposed and flailing on that.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

so disrespectful, the most disrespectful

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

He bragging about settling a suit?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

so he's bragging about an out of court settlement as if that clears him of anything

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

I did nothing wrong, and besides, everyone was doing it.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

oooookkkkkkkkk?

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

Maybe I'm trying to save the money!

Dan I., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

i can't watch at work, i can only follow twitter. is this going as badly for trump as this thread makes me think?

nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

i got great credit for what i did and i feel great about it, and that's the way i feel. that, truly, is the way i feel.

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

haha this motherfucker bragged that one time he openness a business that didn't discriminate against blacks or mooslims and how come nobody mentions that

balls, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

The cyber!

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

i can't watch at work, i can only follow twitter. is this going as badly for trump as this thread makes me think?

― nomar, Monday, September 26, 2016 10:07 PM (twelve seconds ago)

no, lol

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

I suspect his behavior reflects an anxiety to get a rise out of the crowd; without applause, he wilts.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

He's coming off like an insane bully, but apparently that's what people like about him

horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

Cyber!

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/iyFVk0C.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

wtf i thought he said he was endorsed by ISIS

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

no idea how this impacts* the race but going into tonight i was worried this would play like 1980 and trump would come across as reasonable, plausible, and not extreme at all so relieved that that has happened at least

balls, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

*hi soto

balls, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

wtf i thought he said he was endorsed by ISIS

― “a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, September 26, 2016 10:09 PM (one second ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wife thought the same... I missed it

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

He's coming off like an insane bully, but apparently that's what people like about him

― horseshoe, Monday, September 26, 2016 10:08 PM (forty-six seconds ago)

yeah i mean for anyone with a brain it's obvious who the more prepared and qualified candidate is. but for "undecideds"...

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

why is the hacker so fat?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

Sit on their...beds...and weigh 400 lbs

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

yuge

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

V v tough

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

"A four-hundred-pound" person may be responsible for the hacking. He can't talk without offending somebody

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

cyber

balls, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

The computer aspect of cyber.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

da cyber

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

Hey! The Kurds got mentioned. Whodathunk

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

our governmental society

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

pleeeaaaseee just ask him to name the branches of government please

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

and maybe it's hardly doable

j., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

Fwiw the markets are breaking for Clinton by a few %

I feel like the "this has worked for him" argument wilts under an audience of 100m or whatever this is

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

*hi soto

― balls,

missed you boo

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

c'mon, say you were against the iraq war

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

The oil allll over the place

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

he's wasting his time to talk about home-grown terrorists!

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

Braver souls than I tell me that they are saying 'fuck, he's losing' on 4chan

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

YouTube stream audio is lunging up and down in volume wtf

Dan I., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

I think you'll agree because I said it once

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

Baron Trump Knows Cyber

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

"An intelligence surge" goddamit don't say that

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

Tombot do you think this will get DHS agencies to stop calling everything "cyber"

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

fact check: england-portugal is the longest standing alliance in history

YOU FORGOT ABOUT PORTUGAL HILLARY

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

$10 says she gets slammed from pronouncing 'Muslim' correctly like Obama got hit for pronouncing 'Pakistan'

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

only 12 minutes to go

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/govhowarddean/status/780588448470163456

Hero

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7zcq-KHzHkY/hqdefault.jpg

balls, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

Howard Dean has reached DGAF status:

Howard Dean ‏@GovHowardDean 15m15 minutes ago
Notice Trump sniffing all the time. Coke user?

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

xp

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

She didn't pronounce Muslim correctly but no non-Muslim ever does. She got closer than Trump fwiw.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

Lots of people are talking about it! Xxp

schwantz, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

will 𓂺 ‏@willygetsilly 6m6 minutes ago
@GovHowardDean notice your teeth are very yellow. Crack user?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

True, there is that

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

YES YOU FUCKING DID

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

Howard Stern!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

Thank God Trump was there to tell NATO to focus on terrorism.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

Here is a hot tip on how to pronounce Muslim:

The u is like the oo in book. The s is an s, not a z.

She got the u, not the s.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump cannot pronounce "terror."

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

I also like that the theme of this stuff is 'I say alot of shit without knowing wtf I'm talking about'

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

Sean Hannity said VERY STRONGLY

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

The American people desperately want to know what Sean Hannity said to Trump

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

Glad I'm not drinking every time trump says strong.

schwantz, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

Defensive psycho.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

haha is that my man hannity?

balls, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

is this going as badly for trump as this thread makes me think?

only if some significant portion of his voters had no idea that this is how he talks and acts. as for voters who could be persuaded, I don't think this will move many of them away from their present position whether reluctantly pro-Trump, reluctantly pro-Clinton, or just confused and ignorant.

What plouffe said HRC needed to do she seems not to be doing, which was to humanize herself, connect to her reluctant voters, and energize them. She's treating this as if it were actually some sort of debate rather than a ton of free television time to talk to the people watching. it's sad she isn't a defter and more positively emotive politician like Bill. Trump otoh, is emotive, but it is all shouty and aggressive emotion.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

Poor Sean Hannity. No one will call him.

gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

no ones buying it, Don

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

He boasted of his temperament after losing his temper.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

hill played that well

balls, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

two important issues that were briefly mentioned by donald

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, she made me smile

horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

That "whoo!" and shoulder wag is gonna be EVERYWHERE tomorrow, right alongside a Trump-sniffling montage.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

Oh, winning.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

It's amazing how much of his time he's willing to blow on bringing up miscellaneous grievances and shoutouts to rightwing infosphere stuff, just a huge drain on his time. This longwinded unsorted ramble about his Iraq support encapsulates this completely. A mess - Sad!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

blowing up an iranian ship wouldnt start a war eh

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

Dr casino did the Clinton camp ask if you were interested in playing trump in the mock debates

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

give a lot of those things

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

we lose on everything, another great message that Americans are really gonna love

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

LOL, Phil D.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

as far as the nuclear is concerned, i agree.

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

Russia's most loyal salesman

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

what they hell is he talking about?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

it's just rambling all over the place

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

i think she's doing fine and in 2012 this place was worried not ebullient after that first debate

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

Can she call him on repeatedly saying America blows??? What even is this campaign?

horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

'we lose on everything' message resonates with undereducated white men who used to work in factories, also with people who were raised to think that the USA never lost a war and bestrode the world like a colossus .

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

Can she call him on repeatedly saying America blows??? What even is this campaign?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, September 27, 2016 2:29 AM (twenty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its on a dope red hat dude

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

this debate isn't a slam dunk for either of them, but Trump isn't doing much for himself. He isn't just collapsing, but he's gone down so many paths that just aren't going to be appealing to people who are trying to figure out what these two stand for.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

and a broach
and a pterodactyl

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

Aimless, you are right, but that isn't the portion of people he needs to win over

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

I wish she would use the phrase "protection racket" about trump

WmC, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

Lester holt did a great job

Dan I., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

oh boy

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

"Of course I will go quickly, Lester, I am COKED TO THE GILLS."

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

Go Hillz!

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

nice response about stamina

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

LESTER, ASK MELANIA I'VE GOT THE BIGGEST STAMINA, THE BEST STAMINA

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

he knows she burned him

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

the bombs are dropping

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

so big of him to hold back

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

Oh shit, she score a hit. He brought up Rosie O'Donnell!

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

YOU CAN BET SHE'S GONNA VOTE IN NOVEMBER

horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

negative ads! so unfair! not nice!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

GLOVES ARE OFF

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

He's such a fucking whiner. IT'S NOT NICE

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

lol the rosie dig

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

please applaud donald for refraining from saying terrible things about hillary good for you what strength

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

he said he had some really nasty things that he was holding back and then whined about mean ads. Weak sauce!

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

The little icon next to the #debate hashtag on twitter looks like a toilet

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

NRO is imploding:

Ian Tuttle

@iptuttle

Trump is ending the night complaining about negative ads . . . in a presidential race. Good lord.

Kevin D. Williamson @KevinNR

That and the fact that he's a f-----g incompetent and a fool. https://twitter.com/valdexavier/status/780596929457709056

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

christ what an asshole

balls, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

is this some breitbart shit hes rambling about? the 1800 people naturalized on accident?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

I thought she did very well, but I'm not American, so it probably reads differently to me.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

it reads differently to different Americans as well!

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

Donnie's gonna blow off some steam at a gentleman's club afterwards

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

40% of the voting public, at minimum, look at this blustering narcissism and incoherence and are excited by it or at least find it acceptable.

Fuuuuuuuuck.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link

PBS hot take is that Trump made it about himself instead of about America and Hillary enabled that

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link

basically Trump is dominating the "Youtube Commenter" vote

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link

Megyn Kelly just said Hillary "deceived" their reporters; he was on the defensive the whole time, she said, while he attacked.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

Donnie's gonna blow off some steam at a gentleman's club afterwards

― Neanderthal, Monday, September 26, 2016 10:41 PM (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think you mean "expel gas"

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

xp i don't understand what she said

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

"Smug, composed, and not attractive" -- fuck you, Brit Hume. And what he said was a compliment.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:46 (seven years ago) link

Well that was certainly something.

Are the mics at the podium the same length or something? His was below his tie knot(and more sensitive than he knew), hers almost was over her face

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

'wrong'

'wrong'

'wrong'

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

Wow. The Clintons murder again.

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

Luntz:

Who won tonite's debate?
In my focus group, 6 people said Trump and 16 said Clinton. #DebateNight

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

Steve Schmidt on MSNBC predicting that "momentum" will shift to Clinton after tonight.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

I never want to hear the word 'stamina' again

jmm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

this is for sure intentional right?

http://imgur.com/25Almak.jpg

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

cyber stamina

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

Can't believe I watched it all, truly a testament to my stamina

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

I have the stamina but not the looks

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

why didn't Roxette write "The Stamina"?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

Let's make lots of money.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

during the first half, trump seemed troublingly lucid, even though the points he was making were ultimately idiotic and he was acting like an asshole. he melted down in the last third.

Treeship, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

Around the 2/3 mark he got into some weird word salad territory

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/pumpkinjack34/status/780566842280644608

Nice Rick & Morty sign there

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

if she does that twice more she runs the score up to a ... not particularly big victory but a victory

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

Flabergasted Patti Solis Doyle denying Trump's accusations on CNN

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

I thought he looked pretty terrible from the get go (and only got worse). To be fair I haven't followed him as much as I should have.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

xxpost I'll take it at this point.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

omigod Donald Trump is yelling at reporters

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

I think he realized he lsot

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

a lot of people being mean about la guardia but NPR is a bigger embarrassment to a once great nation

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

xpost maybe he'll return to Valhalla tonight

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

did he jump into spin alley to start screaming at journos?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

kind of feel the next time the whole economic recovery being top-heavy and trump insisting tax breaks for rich people is going to fix things needs more emphasis. They're not creating jobs when receiving the majority of wealth right now, why the fuck would giving them even more change that

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

Did not expect this person to be making this point:

https://mobile.twitter.com/BillKristol/status/780598609872035841

Bill Kristol‏ @BillKristol

Also: Hillary didn't cough, and Trump sniffled.

Sep 26, 2016, 9:43 PM

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

slash taxes & pour billions into airport cosmetic repair

Treeship, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link

if there was any justice there'd be three hundred articles speculating on Trump's health or recreational activities tomorrow but it'll just be a handful of people from our own echo chamber and nothing more.

he is probably going to fart during the next debate. on purpose.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link

Anderson Cooper has Patti Solis Doyle on right now ridiculing Trump's birther answer. Cooper: "I feel like Woody Allen pulling out Marshall McLuhan in Annie Hall."

Thought he was okay for a while, but I don't really know how to evaluate him anymore. Sometimes he was laughable. He really is preoccupied with Rosie O'Donnell...maybe Morey Amsterdam's name will turn up in the next one.

I didn't think she was especially good, though, so I'm glad everyone else on this thread seems to think she was--hoping I'm way off.

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link

Trump: "I said everything I wanted to say during the debate except about the transgressions of Bill Clinton"

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

Did not expect this person to be making this point:

https://mobile.twitter.com/BillKristol/status/780598609872035841

Bill Kristol‏ @BillKristol

Also: Hillary didn't cough, and Trump sniffled.

Sep 26, 2016, 9:43 PM

― (rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish)

remember all the zings he wrote for Quayle

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

Man, this Trumpnista on CNN...

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

HRC's apparent strategy of "create as few news items as possible" is debatable and would look terrible were she to lose but it's understandable and probably low-risk

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

the cnn.com headline summary right now

"Trump repeats falsehoods on 'birtherism' and Iraq War support"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link

Man, this Trumpnista on CNN...

― a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, September 26, 2016 11:02 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know right? Gorgeous

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link

(xposts) First exposure to the wonderment of Kayleigh McEnany

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:04 (seven years ago) link

...?

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:04 (seven years ago) link

XPS Is she? I'm listening to coverage on my phone.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link

the pundits are probably the least reliable people to listen to right now about what this debate will produce in the minds of voters. they seem to think this is some kind of semi-normal election, but it ain't. my take is neither of them helped or hurt themselves much, but if there is any noticeable trend in the polls, it will be slightly trump-negative.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link

'falsehoods' is beautifully calibrated

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

P4k has the scoop

http://pitchfork.com/news/68561-rick-rubin-attends-first-presidential-debate/

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:16 (seven years ago) link

can we spin the spin or is it still being spun

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

just screened a call from the local hillary phone bank.. not a bad idea.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

They just replayed a moment that mystified me: Trump berating Clinton about the AFL-CIO and some blue screen. "You were totally out of control"...What is he referring to?

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

All the CNN post-debate reaction is good-to-great for Clinton. Their focus group in Florida (supposedly independent) was 18-2 for Clinton. Their post-debate poll (41% Democrats, 26% Republicans, 33% Moby Grape fans) gave it to Clinton 62-27%. Glad there's much more enthusiasm out there for her than I thought there would be.

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link

CNN focus group went 18 - 2 in favor of Hillary.

CNN viewer poll went 62% - 27% Hillary.

PPP poll 51 - 40 Hillary.

Drudge poll 93 - 7 Trump (lol)

xpost dammit

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link

When Trump said the line about his temperament, I gasped like Homer did when he discovered the tv character whose name was like his name. That might've genuinely been the most insane thing I've ever heard him say.

Clinton 'won' this handily. He was even worse than I could've hoped (although he didn't melt down as completely as I'd dreamed).

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:39 (seven years ago) link

They should've started chucking audience members into the street, though. Shmucks.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

They just replayed a moment that mystified me: Trump berating Clinton about the AFL-CIO and some blue screen. "You were totally out of control"...What is he referring to?

― clemenza, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 1:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a mildly displeased woman is my guess.

estela, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

second debate will probably be similar to the end of Hellraiser

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link

I'm guessing he meant the Laborers' International Union clip that people were laughing at.

https://youtu.be/-5RqjN1cBtY

jmm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

xxxp

yeah, the audience was terrible

Clinton wasn't great, but she was at her best when she was hammering Trump, just absolutely killed him. Trump just did nothing for himself. he said so many obviously ridiculous and unappealing things. I just can't see this debate helping him at all, and probably it will hurt him. He needed to broaden his appeal and he failed miserably.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

trump has a second and third chance. if he thinks this approach failed, he'll try another one, but I doubt it will feel natural to him or anyone watching.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

I'm sure he thinks he did great

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

Amazing (except, y'know, not at all surprising) that Trump would go after Clinton for the unfairness of her ads, 100% of the ones I've seen being nothing more than a recap of the wit and wisdom of Donald Trump.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link

someone who either is andrea mitchell or looked like andrea mitchell to me when i wasn't wearing my glasses just explained to wolf blitzer that, after the debate, trump told her he "regretted" not mentioning bill clinton's affairs. what the fuck

Treeship, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link

(xpost) Thanks--I did hear that audio. The way Trump described it, I pictured some transparent blue curtain at the side of a stage, with Clinton and someone else behind it and arguing in silhouette, almost coming to blows.

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:48 (seven years ago) link

he's acting like Cartman in that one SP episode where he's trying to keep everybody from finding the pic of his dick in Butters's mouth and just winds up voluntarily showing it to them anyway

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:48 (seven years ago) link

xxpost Yes, that was the thing he was going to say but refrained from saying for the sake of good taste. A context-free comment about his opponent's husband's activities twenty years ago.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:50 (seven years ago) link

someone who either is andrea mitchell or looked like andrea mitchell to me when i wasn't wearing my glasses just explained to wolf blitzer that, after the debate, trump told her he "regretted" not mentioning bill clinton's affairs. what the fuck

― Treeship, Monday, September 26, 2016 11:47 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he said this on the ABC News post-debate stream. he said he didn't want to bring it up during the debate because Chelsea was in the room.

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:50 (seven years ago) link

lol how gallant

Treeship, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:52 (seven years ago) link

he didnt say it cos Hillary woulda just replied "tell us again how hot your daughter is"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link

hm

Treeship, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

trump has a second and third chance. if he thinks this approach failed, he'll try another one, but I doubt it will feel natural to him or anyone watching.

he thinks he did great and mentioned that he was very happy with the online polls even though none had come in, so I wouldn't count on it

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link

He quoted the drudge but not by name.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:02 (seven years ago) link

Chris Matthews said all of the republicans at the debate, when off-camera, looked dejected.

schwantz, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:02 (seven years ago) link

if only for pics of that

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:03 (seven years ago) link

...with Andrei Arsharvian 'shopped in!

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:04 (seven years ago) link

Someone must have, right?

schwantz, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:04 (seven years ago) link

is there ever anything trump does or says that trump doesn't claim is amazingly magnificent? I know I've never heard anything less from him

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:04 (seven years ago) link

Giuliani saying trump shouldn't do any more debates

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:10 (seven years ago) link

yeah that was straight up awful for him. thing is I don't think Trump can change much but Clinton's team is definitely analyzing every second of this.

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:11 (seven years ago) link

trumped up trickle down

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link

that was awful

Sharkie, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:15 (seven years ago) link

it looked like he was arguing with his family on the way out to their car

Treeship, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:22 (seven years ago) link

I don't know if this is real and I don't care:

https://mobile.twitter.com/GroverNorquist/status/780601603338465280

Grover Norquist – Verified account ‏@GroverNorquist

Trump failed to speak to the Vaping community tonight.
Missed opportunity.
next debate?
7:54 PM - 26 Sep 2016

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:28 (seven years ago) link

norquist has been going on about vaping for at least a year or so

Clay, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

he's the poster child for beardo vape fuckwits

akm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:52 (seven years ago) link

favorite exchange of the night:

"you have no plan"
"I've written a book about it"

god that was such an ass-kicking

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:54 (seven years ago) link

#cyber

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:57 (seven years ago) link

i wonder if she's going to pick donald as her secretary of state

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 05:00 (seven years ago) link

fucking lol

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/780591844451385344

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 05:02 (seven years ago) link

"I've written a book about it"

no only that but she said "you can go to a bookstore and buy it"

akm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 05:06 (seven years ago) link

Trump doesnt buy books come on now

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 05:07 (seven years ago) link

btw I was watching the prediction markets during the debates, they opened at Clinton -170 and ended at Clinton -200 which means a lot of money on Hillary must've come in over the 90 minutes of the debate

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 05:12 (seven years ago) link

Sorry Ted, it's kind of hard to understand you with Trump's nuts in your mouth.

Tonight, a clear contrast was drawn between the two nominees. Tonight, Hillary Clinton made it clearer than ever that if elected President, our future will continue on the same path that is hurting millions of Americans.

If Clinton is elected, we know that the havoc Obamacare is wreaking on American families, on small businesses, and on our healthcare system will continue. We know that President Obama’s relentless efforts to crush the oil and gas industry and to wage war on coal will continue. We know that the Obama administration’s willful blindness to radical Islamic terrorism and the influx of unvetted refugees from nations infiltrated by terrorists will continue. We know that President Obama’s lawless executive amnesty will continue and even expand.

If Clinton is elected, we know that a liberal justice will be named to fill Scalia’s seat and we will lose the Supreme Court for a generation. With that, we know for a certainty that our right to keep and bear arms, our religious liberty and federalism are in danger.

Tonight we received insight into what a Hillary Clinton presidency would look like for Americans. We know that her policies would kill jobs, reduce wages, and continue the downward spiral our country has endured under President Obama.

Tonight, Donald Trump had his strongest debate performance of the election cycle. He drew strong contrasts with Hillary on taxes, regulations, law and order, and the disastrous Iran deal.

Rather than Hillary's America, we need to take a different path. A path that would begin to restore our country from the damage it has suffered the last eight years. We need to unite to defend freedom and restore the Constitution. And Hillary Clinton made absolutely clear tonight she would not do so.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 05:30 (seven years ago) link

Chris Matthews said all of the republicans at the debate, when off-camera, looked dejected.

in fairness, they just mighta been musing on the fact that Chris Matthews exists in our universe.

haven't been so glad to miss something since the entire run of Lost.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 06:10 (seven years ago) link

What'd you watch instead, I was hoping you were having a nice time

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 06:14 (seven years ago) link

the Mets, til i fell asleep

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 06:26 (seven years ago) link

@DennisThePerrin

Hillary: "The more you help wealthy people, the better off we'll be. I don't agree with that." Goldman Sachs debate party erupts in laughter

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 06:26 (seven years ago) link

waking up this morning and reading about the debate the main point seems to be that Trump was on cocaine, do I have that right?

how does cocaine poll? better than Clinton?

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 07:10 (seven years ago) link

She don't lie.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 07:36 (seven years ago) link

@DennisThePerrin

Hillary: "The more you help wealthy people, the better off we'll be. I don't agree with that." Goldman Sachs debate party erupts in laughter

doubtless the first laughter Perrin has heard in some time

tongue and cheek (stevie), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 07:53 (seven years ago) link

But Mr. Trump said mysteriously that he had “something extremely rough” to say about “Hillary and her family,” then added, “I can’t do it, I can’t do it.” He told CNN afterward that he was proud of “holding back” on Bill Clinton and his extramarital affairs because the Clintons’ daughter, Chelsea, was in the audience.

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 09:43 (seven years ago) link

He is such a shithead.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 10:02 (seven years ago) link

That's the kind of thing he does to lash out when he feels wounded, though. He probably know that he just got humiliated, badly.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 10:05 (seven years ago) link

(41% Democrats, 26% Republicans, 33% Moby Grape fans)

Great, we're polling better numbers than the Republicans and people said that couldn't happen.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 10:47 (seven years ago) link

lol sure Chelsea Clinton rite now is all like "what's this bad thing he was going to say? Mom? Dad? Don't avoid my eyes Dad..."

I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 10:53 (seven years ago) link

Until he explicitly clarified, I half assumed he was congratulating himself for the chivalrous restraint of not using the c-word during the debate.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:57 (seven years ago) link

My fave moment remains him boasting of his temperament immediately after losing his temper with the birther stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:05 (seven years ago) link

By the way, has anyone called Hannity yet?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:10 (seven years ago) link

If he does get into Bill's terrible behavior, he gives her an easy route to sympathy -- yes, my family has had struggles like many families, none of us are perfect, but we work on it and work things out etc etc etc. She wouldn't even need to mention Trump's own serial bad behavior, enough people know about it all that the contrast will not work in his favor.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:11 (seven years ago) link

Just watching some highlights from this debate, Trump constantly referring to Clinton as 'her' is pretty unpleasant.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:16 (seven years ago) link

I called him Hannity earlier. It went to that stupid answering machine message of his where it beeps, but it's still part of the message. You know, so you start talking and he laughs and then it beeps properly? Anyway, I told him I had to talk to him urgently, that only he could settle this argument and save the republic. If he could confirm that he and Trump used to sit around, Trump talking about how great his hotels were while Hannity expressed amazement at how against the war Trump was, all might not be lost. The USA need a deus ex Hannity, and he has to answer that call.

I don't know if he still thinks I'm on the old number. For all our sakes, I hope he replies.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:19 (seven years ago) link

It had nothing to do with anything but, because she knows Trump, I absolutely guarantee that Clinton had prepped for Trump to 'go there' re: Bill's proclivities. She may even be a little disappointed that he didn't, depending on the strength of her counterzing.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:23 (seven years ago) link

After the debate, I switched on Fox News and Hannity and Newt Gingrich both agreed that the "restraint" he showed when not bringing up Juanita Broderick was his strongest moment of the debate

The joint smugness in that conversation leapt off the tv screen and tried to strangle me.

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:25 (seven years ago) link

There's nothing trump can say that Clinton hasn't heard a million times before. I know he likes to think he's the originator of all ideas, policies, positions etc, but it's fairly well trodden territory by now. I was just trying to think of what he could accuse them of I haven't heard before, and I came up wanting.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link

He could always make something up

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:30 (seven years ago) link

"After the debate, I switched on Fox News and Hannity and Newt Gingrich both agreed that the "restraint" he showed when not bringing up Juanita Broderick was his strongest moment of the debate"

Like Gingrich is in any position to comment on Bill's philandering beyond "well, this is how i did it.

tongue and cheek (stevie), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:33 (seven years ago) link

"I don't understand what Bill was thinking. You never start chasing tail until after your wife's cancer diagnosis."

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:42 (seven years ago) link

Clinton should have jumped on Trump's admission that he doesn't pay income tax. I love that he let that slip out for the sake of a weak retort.

CLINTON: And maybe because you haven't paid any federal income tax for a lot of years. (APPLAUSE)

And the other thing I think is important...

TRUMP: It would be squandered, too, believe me.

jmm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:47 (seven years ago) link

And the other time when she said he paid no federal income tax and he retorted, "Because I'm smart." Super smart.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:50 (seven years ago) link

I'm genuinely unclear how Mr. Five-Children-with-Three-Wives thought he was gonna score a point by saying "Your husband cheated on you!"

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:54 (seven years ago) link

It would've been beautiful, believe me. Make your head spin.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link

The polls won't change much, but the debate did more than I could've imagined: I doubt any of the six independents watched last night and said, "I'm voting for Trump." She wasn't going to persuade Trump-or-die voters, he wasn't going to peel any of hers off -- she just had to make him look moronic to undecideds.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:04 (seven years ago) link

I'm genuinely unclear how Mr. Five-Children-with-Three-Wives thought he was gonna score a point by saying "Your husband cheated on you!"

in Trumpworld infidelity is always the woman's fault

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

also fucking lol @ the cybersecurity question where Trump brings up how good his 10-year old son is with computers and doesn't say a thing about emails. he was so rattled.

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

We've come a long way from internets.

pplains, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

That was almost an endearingly grandparent-y thing to say. Except in all the ways it wasn't.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

Dr casino did the Clinton camp ask if you were interested in playing trump in the mock debates

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, September 26, 2016 10:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm glad you asked this question and the answer is yes they did, they have and they are still asking. Because they're desperate! They're so lost, it's a mess over there and they're doing so badly. So. Badly. In the polls - just today, Wyoming, Iowa, Montana, it's - very badly. So they were begging me. In fact, and this you can go and, the media are not reporting this but it's been in some of the papers that they have actually asked if I would take over for Hillary Clinton and run for that party also. They say "Donald - we need you! We can't win and you're winning so much!" This is people in her campaign are saying this because they don't trust her to get the job done and I will. Believe me. And so we talked about it and we negotiated and there were a lot of offers but we couldn't come to a deal because they are just the worst at making deals, terrible, but we were very close and I built a great company.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:24 (seven years ago) link

:) Exactly how many 'worst deals ever' were they last night?

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:25 (seven years ago) link

lmao xp

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump on Tuesday morning responded Hillary Clinton's comment during the debate that Trump once called a beauty contest contestant "Miss Piggy," saying on "Fox and Friends" that the Miss Universe contestant had "gained a massive amount of weight."

Trump brought up Clinton's remarks about Alicia Machado, a former Miss Universe winner who Trump encouraged to lose weight after she won the crown in the 1990s, when he was asked if Clinton got under his skin. Trump said that Machado was the "absolute worst."

"She was the worst we ever had. The worst, the absolute worst. She was impossible, and she was a Miss Universe contestant and ultimately a winner who they had a tremendously difficult time with as Miss Universe," he said on "Fox and Friends."

"She was the winner, and, you know, she gained a massive amount of weight, and it was a real problem. We had a real problem. Not only that, her attitude, and we had a real problem with her," Trump continued. "So Hillary went back into the years and she found this girl. This was many years ago, and found the girl and talked about her like she was Mother Teresa, and it wasn't quite that way, but that's okay. Hillary has to do what she has to do. I see what's happening in the polls."

During the debate, Clinton used Trump's past comments about Machado to illustrate how he treats women.

"And one of the worst things he said was about a woman in a beauty contest -- he loves beauty contests, supporting them and hanging around them -- and he called this woman 'Miss Piggy,' then he called her 'Miss Housekeeping' because she was Latina," Clinton said during the debate.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link

that dean tweet went live! god bless the internet.

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14390713_10154681879526614_1755521280698556867_n.jpg?oh=882dde44039ffd0b442918712dccca18&oe=5878CCDE

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

CBS was really struggling trying to find pro-Trump tweets that were coherent and able to be show on-air. I think they showed the same Ari Fleischer one several times along with an old Trump tweet.

All the tweet really showed me was that Ari Fleischer is a dipshit

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

aren't Trump people deleting tweets anyway?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

also fucking lol @ the cybersecurity question where Trump brings up how good his 10-year old son is with computers and doesn't say a thing about emails. he was so rattled.

― frogbs, Tuesday, September 27, 2016 8:22 AM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, this was maybe my favorite non sequitur of them all. Just thrown in the middle of his garbled spew about 'cyber'. "I have a son. He's 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers, it's unbelievable." And then no further mention of his son or how that connects to concerns about 'cyber'.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

Ari Fleischer is a dipshit... STOP THE PRESSES

Dean, after his kneecapping by the party via the Scream, has proven to be a standard-issue pig

i'm glad you guys aspire for your "side" to get as deep in the muck tho

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

Doc Casino, in all seriousness, you need to look into capitalizing on your talent for Trumpspeak. Ghostwrite a fake memoir or something. The world needs your talent.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

i was flabbergasted he didn't bring up the insecure email server during the cyber attack portion. even I thought about that. what a fucking bozo

akm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

that would have been the obvious place to bring it up, yeah

I think Trump genuinely doesn't know how to react when people just take responsibility for something and apologize. His whole idea of hammering on the email issue kind of sputtered out when Clinton admitted fault?

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

Doc Casino, Groucho's Rufus T Firefly in Duck Soup is a clear model for Trump, you shd go see it

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link

maybe in the jingoism? even Groucho's ridiculousness is more competent than just repeating the same phrase for emphasis

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:53 (seven years ago) link

I think Trump genuinely doesn't know how to react when people just take responsibility for something and apologize.

see Trump half-heartedly going after the "Super Predator" comment-- You said a terrible thing, I think you apologized for it, it was bad. Clinton doesn't respond.

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

I wonder who picked up on the fact that if you don't respond to something he said, he completely forgets about it. Seems like a crucial weakness.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

"She was the winner, and, you know, she gained a massive amount of weight, and it was a real problem. We had a real problem.

So, all those quotes in Hillary's ads that your supporters claim were taken out of context... you're attempting to supply more context on Fox and Friends? Great, here's another shovel, keep digging.

Wants to impose Sriracha law in America (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:05 (seven years ago) link

Trump really spent a lot of time last night patting himself on the back for shady business practices that aren't going to be well received by anyone but the most hard core Trump supporters. His whole idea of running our foreign policy like a business just doesn't line up with most American values. This article does a good job digging into his comments:

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/09/donald_trump_vote_for_me_i_m_a_cheater_and_a_thief.html

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

In keeping with Trump's oft-reported tendency to parrot things he heard five minutes before, his uncharacteristic use of the word 'cavalier' after hearing Clinton use it elicited a cry of "You didn't know that word five minutes ago!" from my gf (who was sweating the potential fallout from last night way more than I was).

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

'braggadocious'

jmm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

His boasts of selfish business - paying no taxes, stiffing people - are basically a new custom built ad. He brags he doesn't pay taxes because he is smart, and then doubles down that even if he did those taxes would be wasted. On, the ad could note, soldiers, infrastructure, you name it.

Clinton doesn't respond.

The same thing with the 30,000 emails jibe. She just ignored it, more or less. Trump could have made an impact if instead of getting defensive about his taxes, incoherently, he just said "she keeps secrets, too!" or some such BS. But he can't let anything go, even if it means missing opportunities to score points. I can only imagine what she prepared for, with research, numbers and retorts, that she never got to use. And may just next time (if there is a next time ...). Even her one or two lame prefabs, the trumped up trickle-down, the calls to fact check, sounded like they were invoked not because she needed to invoke them but because she felt like she had them ready and just wanted to find a place for them. But the attacks on him that came more naturally, the stuff on taxes, the stuff on women, the stuff on stamina, the birther stuff, that was a lot better.

If anything, she took it easy on him. She could have challenged him on any number of untruths but instead relied on Holt to introduce (some) of them. I can only assume when one of the later moderators inevitably brings up emails, computers, Benghazi or whatever, she's got plenty of ammunition to flip it in Trump's face like someone overturning a table.

Saw a funny exchange on PBS. One guest complained Clinton did not succeed in making herself more likable, and the host interrupts to ask, wait a minute, why doesn't anyone ask that of Trump? And the guests basically dismisses Trump as so innately unlikeable that being more likable is not even a goal he aspires to.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

I sort of liked 'trumped-up trickle down' the first time she said it, because she sounded self-aware and faintly chagrined. Then she said it a second time.

jmm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

In keeping with Trump's oft-reported tendency to parrot things he heard five minutes before, his uncharacteristic use of the word 'cavalier' after hearing Clinton use it elicited a cry of "You didn't know that word five minutes ago!" from my gf (who was sweating the potential fallout from last night way more than I was).

― Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, September 27, 2016 10:13 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i noticed this too, also anytime clinton had the first response to a policy question trump would take the good bits that she said and say "i agree with her"

marcos, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

I noticed another tic of his. When he's listening, he tends to nod his head, which makes it seem like he's not just listening but agreeing, but then he sort of lifts his chin up imperiously in judgement. Goes well his his invisible zipper move and that incredulous fish face he makes.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

if HRC had made an off-hand comment about not paying taxes, there would be a special congressional investigation by noon today

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

The email thing was so awkward. She apologized for the email private server, his taxes get brought up, and he vows to release his tax returns if she releases the deleted email

ok buddy let me call my hacker friend, he's sitting at home on his bed with a big UNDELETE key that gets email back. it's called "deleted email" because it's gone, you douche

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

Saw a funny exchange on PBS. One guest complained Clinton did not succeed in making herself more likable, and the host interrupts to ask, wait a minute, why doesn't anyone ask that of Trump? And the guests basically dismisses Trump as so innately unlikeable that being more likable is not even a goal he aspires to.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, September 27, 2016 9:17 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not many candidates have taken the tack of just being nakedly debased on pretty much every conceivable level. When someone seems like they have something to hide, like they might be ashamed of the skeletons in their closet, you have a very obvious line of attack. But when they have no shame, when they respond to every charge against their lack of character with a "Yeah, so?"...where do you go? We're just lucky in Trump's case that his ego is so amazingly fragile that he'll never fail to shoot himself in the foot in attempting its defense.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

do you guys remember in Bad Santa when there's a negotiation of how much of the robbery haul Bernie Mac's mall administrator character is going to get and he just keeps responding with "half," comically elongating the word and exaggerating the enunciation?

Trump almost pulled that off with "wrooooong" to the extent he even just barely-audibly mouthed it one time. I was thinking that maybe he walked into the wrong studio and thought he was in a comedy movie.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

For the next debate, Clinton needs to clarify her message. The biggest thing Trump had going for him was a pretty clear message: Clinton represents the political class, their approach has been a failure, he will fix things by cutting taxes and treating everything like a business, being tough, having law and order, etc. It's all nonsense, but it tied together.

Clinton, otoh, had good individual points, but it wasn't clear how it all came together and exactly what she stood for beyond continuing things the way they are, which isn't a winning proposition.

She also needs to ditch some of the cute phrases and appeals to fact checkers.

Basically, she was great at attacking Trump, not so great at articulating her vision.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

remember the last time "the political hacks are bad" was a strong message, we ended up with a lot of tea party candidates in the house, and their primary strength is their inability to cast votes for anything or compromise in any way

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

I'm genuinely unclear how Mr. Five-Children-with-Three-Wives thought he was gonna score a point by saying "Your husband cheated on you!"

because trump cares about dominance, not morality. hillary being cuckqueaned (as it were) makes her a loser; him getting laid makes him a winner

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

@mtaibbi
The irony of this is that this tariff spiel of Trump's was Dick Gephardt's platform in 1988.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

sadly, the thing that struck me about "i've got a kid, he's ten years old" was how similar it was to john mccain's curious interjection "I've got a pen... this one's kinda old," and then how that got edited together by one of the wacky post-debate mashup squads into mccain declaring "i've got a pen" followed directly by obama proudly proclaiming "I have.. a computer!" and basically all this is a sign i have way too much stored in my brain of and relating to these debates.

re: duck soup, hmmm, guess it's playing tonight at 10! which is good, because i realize i have a schedule conflict for 'a night at the opera' on thursday afternoon.

re: ghostwriting a trump volume, this is very tempting i admit but i was sort of planning on finally putting together a dissertation prospectus.... damn. the possibility of combining these two projects has obviously occurred to me but i'm not sure how well that would go over with the committee.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

the more I think about it, a 70 year old having a 10 year old kid is kind of weirding me out on its own

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

Funny seeing all the Trump Won narrative that the Moonies and Examiners are shilling.

If you were to read RCP front page you'd have no idea Trump was soundly beaten

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

xxp It would make citation a lot simpler. "cf. great journals, the best journals"

jmm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

the facebook friend who works as a flight attendant has a pretty active post going about these airport comments

let me tell you, flight attendants definitely have opinions on these supposedly third-world airports

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

Bomb-cratered runways, rat kings nesting in the Cinnabons, CHUD hordes lurking in the can...it's a mess, believe me.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

didn't watch, mercifully the laundromat last night had on an old SVU. twitter was hella entertaining tho. i'm glad it went badly for ol' donald.

the one moment i did catch on the way out was trump saying "and I have a better temperament than she does" and the split screen showing HRC with this hilarious shiteating grin

goole, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

The email thing was so awkward. She apologized for the email private server, his taxes get brought up, and he vows to release his tax returns if she releases the deleted email

ok buddy let me call my hacker friend, he's sitting at home on his bed with a big UNDELETE key that gets email back. it's called "deleted email" because it's gone, you douche

Holt's reaction to this was great..."so it's negotiable?"

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

The wifi there, lemme tell ya, the worst!

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

the facebook friend who works as a flight attendant has a pretty active post going about these airport comments

let me tell you, flight attendants definitely have opinions on these supposedly third-world airports


I want to know more about this.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

TPM:

Donald Trump on Tuesday morning complained that during the Monday night debate, his microphone was malfunctioning and that the volume was lower than that of Hillary Clinton's microphone.

"I had a problem with a microphone that didn't work," he said on "Fox and Friends." "My microphone was terrible. I wonder, was it set up that way on purpose? My microphone, in the room they couldn't hear me, you know, it was going on and off. Which isn't exactly great. I wonder if it was set up that way, but it was terrible."

"It was on and off, and it was much lower than hers. I don't want to believe in conspiracy theories, of course, but it was much lower than hers and it was crackling, and she didn't have that problem," he added. "That to me was a bad problem, you have a bum mic, it’s not exactly good."

Trunmp also insisted that he does not have a cold or allergies when asked whether he was sniffling during the debate.

"No, no sniffles. No, You know, the mic was very bad, but maybe it was good enough to hear breathing, but there was no sniffles," he said on "Fox and Friends."

ArchCarrier, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

One of Trump's oddest tics is asserting that everyone agrees with him about some controversial point. Everyone agrees that Rosie O'Donnell deserves the things I said about her. Hillary agrees with me about stop and frisk but won't say so. I forget the context but I lolled when he said, "and I think you'll agree with me about this, because I've said it once before."

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link

anyone else notice that the only talking points Donald had were page-churn bits that would run ad nauseum on right-wing sites?

- Hillary questioned Obama's origins when she ran against him, was so racist, repeatedly mentions her former campaign chair's name like some mantra
- Some video with a blue curtain (??) where Hillary is laughing or acting crazy, not quite sure I caught what this was about
- EMAIL MESSAGES
- Some numbers that an aide wrote for him on a note, but he kept switching from three thousand to four thousand, then kept switching the timeframe?
- Stop and frisk is actually very good, not unconstitutional

He also had some sort of inability to actually say Bill de Blasio's name.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

do you guys remember in Bad Santa when there's a negotiation of how much of the robbery haul Bernie Mac's mall administrator character is going to get and he just keeps responding with "half," comically elongating the word and exaggerating the enunciation?

Trump almost pulled that off with "wrooooong" to the extent he even just barely-audibly mouthed it one time. I was thinking that maybe he walked into the wrong studio and thought he was in a comedy movie.

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, September 27, 2016 10:26 AM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol that specific wrong was so good

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

I haven't flown since 2008. Is it bad out there? All I hear about are the security lines.

how's life, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

What is each candidate's stance on CHUDs?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

lol there actually was one point where you could tell Trump thought he wasn't loud enough and you ended up hearing his heavy breathing over Clinton's speaking for probably half a minute

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

What is each candidate's stance on CHUDs?

― Josh in Chicago,

DUDS

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:17 (seven years ago) link

Weird, Trump's mic seemed to be working well enough that it picked up every moment of errant respiration. But there's always something unfair, isn't there, Donnie? If it wasn't the microphone, maybe the ice in your water was the wrong shape or the stain on your lectern was a distractingly horrible shade. It's just horrible how unfairly you've been treated. There there, let the tears flow.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

aren't Trump people deleting tweets anyway?

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, September 27, 2016 9:43 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes they redacted a number of his crazier ones in real time last night as the debate progressed. But of course ppl were watching and keeping track and they're all securely screencapped.

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

how's life, it's fine. outside of o'hare being a complete shitshow for reasons mostly unrelated to the facilities, my flying experience has been fine. even the security line at 6AM at said airport, one of the busiest in the country, was maybe 20 minutes? honestly a few airlines are having all kinds of issues with an inability to address delays and cancellations in any reasonable way but that's not really a problem with the facilities

note that Trump has a private jet and, afaik, would never go into the terminal. so he's either complaining about having to wait for lots of air traffic (which indicates a healthy air transport/travel industry?), or his own damn hangar. maybe the saudis let him disembark in a gold-lined hangar, idk

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link

O'hare's always been a shitshow.

how's life, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link

the drudge alternative universe is pretty entertaining this morning

marcos, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

god that site is ugly

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

I mean just to look at

content is pretty ugly too tbf

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

he hasn't updated the site layout since the clinton era iirc

marcos, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

LOLed so hard when, after successfully conjuring Serious Trump for the first 5 minutes, he immediately got goaded by the first thing she said about him and switched back

also there were a couple moments my friend and I caught where Trump was nodding approvingly to Hillary bashing him, and then suddenly caught himself and stiffened up

flopson, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

There's always something unfair with Trump, it's never his own fault. When he returns from his first trip to Russia, and reveals he had to agree to hand over Alaska, he will be 'They gave me a small chair, it was so rigged, you wouldn't believe. Now, I'd like to think the best of Putin, but it was not good, I tell you.'

Frederik B, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

someone on facebook wrote something like: it must suck when you really need to go to the bathroom to do another bump of coke but you're in the middle of a Presidential debate.

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

cuz he really was starting to lose it addict-style.

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

- Some video with a blue curtain (??) where Hillary is laughing or acting crazy, not quite sure I caught what this was about

This would be the teleconference to the Laborers' International Union, last week, I guess? It doesn't have a blue curtain, but he's not a details person.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

There's always something unfair with Trump, it's never his own fault. When he returns from his first trip to Russia, and reveals he had to agree to hand over Alaska, he will be 'They gave me a small chair, it was so rigged, you wouldn't believe. Now, I'd like to think the best of Putin, but it was not good, I tell you.'

― Frederik B, Tuesday, September 27, 2016 11:31 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like this trait is utterly trademark narcissist sociopath

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

all of his "pro negotiation tactics" are him strongarming people until they do what he wants, and then never doing business with them again

do you think a contractor who does $20k worth of work, only for Trump to say "I'll give you $5k or you get nothing" is ever going to work for him again? how does that play out when the other party is South Korea?

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

just told my friend I questioned the utility of "fact check" websites because you need something to be stated as an objective truth or a point of fact in order to validate it

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

my daughter's portrait of Trump from last night's debate
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtXv1xdVMAIXWVg.jpg:large

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

nice! she has the arm positions perfected

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

part of me kinda thinks god bless a seventy yr old billionaire who does coke just @ how fanciful and unrealistic it seems

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

Trump's stance on Iraq is the weirdest thing. He's against the war (now), but for taking its oil? So, the war was unjustified, but there's nothing wrong with pillaging the country?

jmm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

I kind of wanted to know what the logistics were regarding "take the oil" but on the other hand I just fucking can't

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

like does he think we can back up a big truck into the middle of a sovereign country, use some giant pump to remove all of the oil from a well, and then load it on to a ship and take it home

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

yes

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

I kind of wanted to know what the logistics were regarding "take the oil" but on the other hand I just fucking can't

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), T

lots of buckets, believe me. Lots of buckets. There'll be so many buckets. And Mexico will pay for them!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

That would be implausible and capricious - Saudi Arabia will obviously pay for them.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

I was for the war... but against the troops

I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

"You need more police. You need a better community, you know, relation. You don't have good community relations in Chicago. It's terrible. I have property there. It's terrible what's going on in Chicago."

"And when I look at what's going on in Charlotte, a city I love, a city where I have investments..."


he's all heart.

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

@DanaBashCNN
Just now Rudy Giuliani kissed Adelsons ring. Literally. He appeared to be joking around, but it happened.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

^last night, pre-debate

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

I keep seeing transcripts of interviews Kellyanne Conway's been giving today, and at this point I'm just waiting for her to peel off her mask revealing Baghdad Bob. I mean, the way she just bulldozes through people's questions is breathtaking.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

http://images.amcnetworks.com/blogs.amctv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/the-godfather-560.jpg

@billmon1
Rudy Guiliani and an unidentified political donor, engaging in a little pre debate "joking around."

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

good drawing, but i shouldn't be able to tell the difference between his eyes and his mouth

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

I wish he would stop whitening his eye teeth

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

That's not his face, that is a face someone scribbled on his ass and placed over his neck.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

i will do one piece of petty electioneering and ask you to vote in this poll

https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/780599526230863874

goole, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

Cherelynn ‏@Cherelynn 14h14 hours ago
@RealAlexJones She is SO scripted & fed,He is so passionate/ready to lead. She won on style, HE WON on principle & leadership

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

WTF does that last sentence even mean? He's demonstrably free of principles and I have no idea who the fuck he's ever led.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

you can log into twitter dot com and ask her if you want

goole, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

goole dangling the trap

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

goole used to be a regular NRO commenter

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

Mom to Mancub, beauty blogger, emcee & encourager to the World!

goole, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

he definitely didn't sniff. no sniff.

https://www.facebook.com/vicenews/videos/660740600752560/

jamiesummerz, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

lol did howard dean talking about ocaine-cay get brought up here, don't feel like searching

goole, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

lol did howard dean talking about ocaine-cay get brought up here, don't feel like searching

Yes. Morbs found it undignified.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

yeah, it actually made CBS's little twitter comments section on their screen!

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

Trump is exactly like a little kid denying he ate the cupcake with icing smeared all over his face. I just want to keep asking any parents who might consider voting for Trump: do you really want the fucking president setting that kind of example for your kids? Really?!

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

That's re: the obvious and undeniable sniffing that he's currently denying.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

the insertion of Machado at the last minute was really pretty genius on Hillary's part, I think. It was something that took him by surprise, made him look bad, and also served as irresistable bait for him to shoot himself in the foot with over the next couple news cycles. If she'd brought it up earlier it might have gotten buried and Trump might have overlooked it (or addressed it and moved on) - as it is he feels compelled (once again) to pick a fight with a sympathetic figure, making himself look terrible in the process, and distracts him from attacking Hillary. Hillary set it up to exploit his worst qualities, and it worked.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

Might've been the weirdest part of the night:

http://i.imgur.com/T01WOwf.gif

pplains, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

^ That's normal speed, btw.

pplains, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

Clinton's made Machado the subject of a whole campaign video which is, I'm guessing, primarily aimed at Latina voters, since it's in Spanish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8ZM58O_gBo

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

There was only one thing I wished she'd have said, and that was during the bit about "how are you going to bring manufacturing jobs back?" It seemed like a great time to ask him where his ties are made.

He's been asked before and his answer is blah blah they devalued the currency blah blah, which is a terrible answer (not least because most people don't understand what it means).

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

Might've been the weirdest part of the night:

this needs to be synced with Pacino "whooooo-aaaah" stat

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

I wish she'd said black lives matter

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

(xp)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

Xpost I've seen requests someone insert a bong.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

Honestly, I don't know why Trump made overtures (however half-assed) to anyone but white people last night. Does he honestly not realize that he's lost a staggering percentage the non-white vote (probable answer: no, he probably does not realize either that fact or the fact that he's lost the election in large part because of that)?

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

And he constantly undercut his "outreach" (so much concern for the black community, but let's bring back stop and frisk!).

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

otm, he completely failed to expand the reach of his campaign, which was the one thing he really needed to achieve last night

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

Trump's overtures to black people aren't for black people, they're for guilty white people

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

that 2:00 clinton ad is so brutal

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

Giuliani - a man who cheated on his wife with a staff member - tearing into a woman who had to endure the same shit as his ex-wife. all class that guy. what a shitbag.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

Dude literally answered a 'how to heal the racial divide' question with 'LAW AND ORDER' ffs

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

the Clinton affair stuff is really interesting as a political tack - does Team Trump really think that's going to cut into Clinton's support with women and shift women's votes over to Trump? As with the race stuff, it's a completely lunkheaded mis-reading of the audience, baffling in both its transparent hypocrisy and its likelihood to backfire.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

I'm willing to bet his handlers specifically told him to avoid making reference to Bill's extra-marital activities but he thought to himself, c'mon this stuff is gold, it'll make her head spin.

Gravy Spill in the Gravitron (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

so, 12 days to the next debate. will trump show up? will he prepare any more or less than this time? will he have his people, the best people, set up his microphone in soundcheck?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

xpost
There would've been absolutely nothing to gain from it other than a brief moment of self-satisfaction before she tore him to shreds with her well-prepared response.

Gravy Spill in the Gravitron (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

next one is town hall, right? Every questioner will clearly be a crisis actor.

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

so, 12 days to the next debate. will trump show up? will he prepare any more or less than this time? will he have his people, the best people, set up his microphone in soundcheck?

― mookieproof, Tuesday, September 27, 2016 1:37 PM (forty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think the same thing as last night is gonna happen - for the first 15-20 minutes he'll be on point and disciplined but after that he'll start losing it and become more and more unhinged

marcos, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

I don't know, Trump might just stay home next time. He was treated so unfairly, so horribly. Disgraceful. He doesn't need it. Maybe he'll sue the soundcheck guy from last night.

Gravy Spill in the Gravitron (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

I think there's a lot of evidence that trump is the kinda person who probably wouldn't benefit at all from cramming for a debate

iatee, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

it's not like he's going to join toastmasters and actually learn the art of public speaking at this point. just going to keep rolling with the practiced repetitive phrases and a handful of points he jots down two hours before he hits the podium

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

town hall probably a better venue for Trump cuz he will have an audience to play to

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

Well, he sort of has a point, that he's made it this far propelled by BS rather than preparation. Barely organized, definitely not disciplined, etc. Why change now? He'd rather gamble with low stakes (his personal/ financial investment) and high rewards (the White House), which is sort of how he's run his business, with other people's money, letting others take the fall. When he was boasting of his new DC hotel last night, he even gave one of the more telling DGAF lines, about how he's in DC whether he gets the White House or no. Because he really does not give a fuck.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

xpost Audience was not exactly chill and mute last night.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

I think there's a lot of evidence that trump is the kinda person who probably wouldn't benefit at all from cramming for a debate

I dunno how true this is but apparently his campaign WAS training him for the debates for weeks and if so then lol

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

I think the best debate prep for trump would actually be a bunch of staffers trying to bait him while he tries to keep his cool

which obviously would never actually happen because he has a winning temperament etc. etc.

iatee, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

Audience was not exactly chill and mute last night.

it was compared to his rallies and the GOP primary debates

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

xpost Audience was not exactly chill and mute last night.

yeah after a while it seemed like they realized that there wasn't really anything holt wasn't gonna shame them into being quiet

but if they're supposed to be totally quiet, why even have an audience?

iatee, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

er, I combined two sentences, make that

" wasn't really anything holt could do and he wasn't gonna shame them into being quiet"

iatee, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

tbh I think he does best with a feedback loop where he says things, gauges what he said that the audience responded to, and then just gives them more of the same. some of the transcripts of his campaign rallies make no sense because you're missing the audience reactions, and you just see a series of variations on the same words and phrases until it's boiled down to the shortest blurb, which he then barks at the crowd as people cheer

he gets some really weird reactions when he reuses those phrases, like running into a room and shouting "take the oil!" isn't going to go over as well

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

town hall probably a better venue for Trump cuz he will have an audience to play to

Yeah, this is worrisome to me. Plus, the fact that the press still really, really fucking hates her, and can't believe they had to declare her the winner of last night's - they're going to be gunning for her hard at the next one.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

bet you're wondering what Dilbert's Dad thought of the debate

well, guess what...YOU IDIOTS probably thought Clinton won, but actually

But the most interesting question has to do with what problem both of them were trying to solve with the debate. Clinton tried to look healthy, and as I mentioned, I don’t think she completely succeeded. But Trump needed to solve exactly one problem: Look less scary. Trump needed to counter Clinton’s successful branding of him as having a bad temperament to the point of being dangerous to the country. Trump accomplished exactly that…by…losing the debate.

Trump was defensive, and debated poorly at points, but he did not look crazy. And pundits noticed that he intentionally avoided using his strongest attacks regarding Bill Clinton’s scandals. In other words, he showed control. He stayed in the presidential zone under pressure. And in so doing, he solved for his only remaining problem. He looked safer.

By tomorrow, no one will remember what either of them said during the debate. But we will remember how they made us feel.

Clinton won the debate last night. And while she was doing it, Trump won the election. He had one thing to accomplish – being less scary – and he did it.

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

lmao

marcos, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

And pundits noticed that he intentionally avoided using his strongest attacks regarding Bill Clinton’s scandals.

oh man, I bet those are some strong attacks.

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

the strongest, really great attacks

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link

If he got someone with above-average intelligence to write his content, Scott Adams's impersonation of an intelligent person would be uncanny.

Gravy Spill in the Gravitron (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

trump needs to stop making musolini face but i'm pretty sure its his 'serious man' face like on this cover of this awesome book

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/517ndDjPaFL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

yeah if Trump is a poor man's idea of what a rich man is like then Adams is an idiot's idea of what a smart person sounds like

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

not that he likely put this much thought into it but trump was wise to avoid attacks on bill's conduct since it's liable that hillary had one of her more well-rehearsed responses on deck. also as people have pointed out it might make her look sympathetic

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

man what if the people in the town hall boo him

they laughed at him at the temperament comment last night

a (waterface), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

Trump alludes to Bill Clinton five minutes after the debate is over, to congratulate himself on his self-control in not alluding to Bill Clinton. That is some presidential zone.

jmm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

Adams is an idiot's idea of what a smart person sounds like

no that's Newt Gingrich

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

I'm mesmerized by all the shimmying

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

thought that was another great moment for her. She laughed at Trump being ridiculous and looked both confident and human.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

Gingrich is an idiot's idea of what a moron sounds like.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

I feel like Hillary needs to bring up Curiel and the Khans again.. this moron cant stop bringing up his 'greatest hits'

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

how is Newt doing 'pro-Trump' commentary when he's on record saying "no one knows what Trump will do as president, including Trump"?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

You may have missed the thing where a number of republicans give mealy mouthed support to Trump out one side of their mouth while expressing thinly-veiled contempt and dismay out of the other.

Gravy Spill in the Gravitron (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

All that matters is what people feel at any given moment.

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

town hall probably a better venue for Trump cuz he will have an audience to play to

nah don't forget he's horrible at this too

http://i.imgur.com/gSGz4SS.gif

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

if they fill the auditorium with undecided voters then I can't wait to find out what this crowd of, to quote WGW, "diaper drinkers," comes up with

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

getting increasingly worried about Piers Morgan's mental health

This, remember, was his first ever one-on-one TV political debate, and overall Trump did a perfectly competent if not compelling job. [...] I admire [his] resilience, it’s what makes him a strong and very dangerous opponent.

Sharkie, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

don't think he's mentally ill fwiw, he's just a total prick

soref, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

also completely idiotic about American politics

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

Conway told CNN that Trump was prepared to bring up Bill Clinton’s marital indiscretions during the debate, but that he made a “a split-second spontaneous decision” not to raise the issue. That will earn him points with female voters, she said.

“I think that whole exchange will grow in importance over the next couple of days,” she said. “Women will like that.”

quality strategizing, do go on

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

"Donald told me afterwards that he very nearly punched her right in the stomach, but he displayed amazing restraint and didn't resort to any kind of physical violence. I think those are exactly the qualities women are looking for in a presidential candidate."

Gravy Spill in the Gravitron (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

begging for credit for not doing something bad is what a 6 year old does

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

the biggest evidence that Clinton "won" is that today Trump's campaign is defensive + doing damage control + lashing out randomly and Clinton is just doing her usual boring workmanlike stuff. Trump has Giuliani out there bitching about the details of the stop and frisk ruling, Conway is clarifying that Trump doesn't think climate change is man-made, Trump is making pathetic refs to Lewinsky,, chewing out Machado, his microphone etc. This is not the picture of a campaign that feels good about its performance. The points its having to defend/address aren't going to go well with target demos (african americans, women, latinos, non-morons) which just means bad press for the next couple cycles. Poll numbers will drop a bit accordingly I suspect.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

OTMFM. But, tbf, Trump would've found something to get whinily defensive about even if he'd somehow decisively won.

Gravy Spill in the Gravitron (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/MajorCBS/status/780747025398763520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

brownie, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

Dana Milbank writes, “Trump ostentatiously avoided preparation — playing the proverbial high school slacker drinking beer behind the bleachers while the teacher’s pet was in the library. But Monday night was the revenge of the nerd.”

god Dana Milbank is an asshole

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

I was half-listening to CBS's pregame show on their streaming news channel and was thinking "jesus who is that asshole who is saying this" and they had Peggy Noonan on screen

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

xpost I like to imagine him and Mark Russell as a performing team that bores the audience to death.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

From that WaPo reaction roundup, the Clinton campaign was quick to come up with this ad (released at 3:30am today):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7ys8bmTf5U

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

I feel like they could've found better examples.

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

HAN SHOT FIRST

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

guys i just watched the first 45 mins of this and here's my takeaway

- hillary will regulate our businesses out of existence
- trump wants to supercharge our businesses to compete with china

have i got that about right?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

Hey everyone relax...Mark Russell is ON IT.

http://www.markrussell.net/

What I learned from the debate -- and I knew you'd ask: The best way to beat ISIS is for General Douglas MacArthur to stop and frisk Rosie O'Donnell.

Both candidates appeared presidential but in Trump's case, President Mussolini.

If mugging and eye rolling were statesmanlike traits, Trump would be George Washington.

Moderator Lester Hold was missing for awhile. Did he duck out for a drink? They should have tied a yellow ribbon around his chair.

Trump made a snide remark about people who weigh 400 pounds. There goes Christie's support.

Hillary recalled her father being in the drapery business. Which may explain the red pants suit.

In the end, we are left with the question: where are Trump's tax returns? Maybe somebody should frisk Jimmy Hoffa.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters"

Isn't this basically calling his supporters idiots to their faces?

jmm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

no because fifth avenue is presumably in NYC and a lot of his voters are cool with New Yorkers being randomly shot, as long as its not by terrorists

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

Yes, and they love it, please sir, can they have another?

Gravy Spill in the Gravitron (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

yep what mh said, Trump's fascists think that people being shot is good.

Dan I., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

NYC is a hotbed of the worst ppl in America if I remember correctly, it's up there with um maybe Hollywood

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

Isn't this basically calling his supporters idiots to their faces?

Don't forget he actually said "How stupid are the people of Iowa?" at a rally in Iowa, and then won Iowa

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

The good news for Clinton is no matter what Trump does next, she can likely use the exact same strategy to make his cool the next time around. Taxes, lawsuits, bankruptcies, lack of wealth. And if he brings up the Clinton Foundation nonsense, which has no real legs, she can bring up the Trump Foundation fouls, whose reporting has just begun and is already pretty damning.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

Cruz won Iowa, so I guess Iowans are dumb

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

A rare time when Trump came up positive on a factcheck

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

:)

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

the plurality amongst iowa republicans is social conservative rural weirdos who live along the south dakota border. they'd take a complete idiot like santorum or cruz's santorum-lite (lol) pandering any day over trump

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

They are polling in favor of Trump right now, though, despite going for Obama in 2012.

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

really? I've seen some depressing tied polls, but none with Trump winning statewide

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

watching this debate if i was a white racist i would DEFINITELY vote for trump

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

Tracer makes a good point

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

i wish it weren't completely impossible that he just makes the leap to "i keep asking but no one can tell me why is racism so BAD exactly" and pivots to a secession exodus to florida "for all the normal people"

by this time next year, the possibility he'll be in jail > in the white house

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

dudes like him don't go to jail

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

kind of wondering about his blood pressure tbh

can you take both diet pills and beta blockers, or do you think the reason he gets flown back to NYC every night on the campaign trail is for his doctor to shoot him up with sleepy juice

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

Cruz won Iowa, so I guess Iowans are dumb

oh whoops

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

lol howard dean dgaf

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/howard-dean-trump-cocaine-habit

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

kind of wondering about his blood pressure tbh

can you take both diet pills and beta blockers, or do you think the reason he gets flown back to NYC every night on the campaign trail is for his doctor to shoot him up with sleepy juice

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏)

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nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

exactly

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link

Hil made an awkward Ernie Banks reference today re more debates ("Let's play two!"), def laying groundwork for 'I'm a Cubs fan' championship run.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

The good news for Clinton is no matter what Trump does next, she can likely use the exact same strategy to make his cool the next time around. Taxes, lawsuits, bankruptcies, lack of wealth. And if he brings up the Clinton Foundation nonsense, which has no real legs, she can bring up the Trump Foundation fouls, whose reporting has just begun and is already pretty damning.

Absolutely - he simply can't control himself on these issues and he never will. But more than that I think she will continue to exploit his fatal flaw: his need to be right on every single issue, even if it's against all facts, logic, and video-recorded evidnence, and his willingness to dig his way through the other end of the Earth to defend himself. Take, for example, his stance on the Iraq war - the truth is, he's actually DOES have a decent line here: he was a private citizen, nobody cares what he thought back then, he didn't really put a lot of thought into it, Howard Stern just asked him and he said "yeah, I guess so". Hillary is the one who actually VOTED for it, so she's the one who should've known better. That's all you have to say! Instead he goes into this really weird rabbit hole where he shouts "Shaun Hannity!!" over and over, sounding like an 8-year old with cookie dust all over his face; he could've so easily turned that on Clinton, instead he winds up looking like a lunatic.

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

more than anything, I hope she stops listening to advice from men

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

That Scott Adams blog is epic

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

The problem is that the public values the juiciness of the Clinton Foundation shadiness over the juiciness of the Trump Steaks Foundation shadiness, so it would be in her best interest to emphasize all of the things that were found out about it, yet at the same time she probably doesn't want to bring it up at all because there is no real way she can comment on the Clinton Foundation and have it look good. There are too many implications that come out of the various ways she would defend herself given how sensitive the cynical/skeptical public is, like if she said "Well nobody has found any wrongdoings in our foundation" people might read into it as if she means "...yet", and other wordings might motivate the public to ask her to be more transparent about the foundation. I don't know, it seems like a tricky subject even if she can deflect by turning it around on Trump in that instance. However, recaps might highlight unfavorable rumors/conspiracies/theories.

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

that is quality nightmare material nomar

imago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

lol

Not everyone thought Mr. Trump appeared unprepared for the White House.

Barb Haag, a retired teacher of the emotionally disturbed, said Mr. Trump’s interruptions did not bother her. “Kids interrupt you all the time if they have a point to make,” she said.

Trump supporter compares Trump to emotionally disturbed child... and still plans to vote for him

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

Never knew it was infectious.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

Trump attempted to put the sniffles debate to rest during his Fox News interview.

“No sniffles, no,” he told the hosts, arguing that his microphone was simultaneously “very bad” and possibly “good enough to hear breathing.”

nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

Although I would fully believe it, I kinda stopped caring about the cocaine thing around 7 a.m. this morning, when I started to post a Dr. Rockzo gif to facebook but changed my mind.

how's life, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

a retired teacher of the emotionally disturbed,

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

has anyone actually photoshopped trump's face on Rockzo yet?!

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

let's see it lol

Nhex, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

i guess the microphone issue was debunked but (not knowing anything about tv crew technical stuff) i wondered if he was having mic problems because he started out so benzo-d out quiet before he reverted to standard trump volume.

that mean squint he makes when he's angry is kinda scary, imo, really looks like he's going to lose it and punch somebody or something.

brimstead, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

like something in my old primate brain seizes up like it's anticipating a physical threat

brimstead, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 23:32 (seven years ago) link

Re: teacher of messed up kids- Her whole job is to empathize with and support kids who have issues just like he does, and her confirmation bias does the rest.

Where is she from, btw? I missed that part, if it was published.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

Brimstead kind of OTM, the way he expresses himself has always put me on edge. I think the instinct you just described is another facet of how he makes me (and a lot of other guys who've been bullied before, maybe?) feel, which is I either have to walk away (i.e. change the channel) or hit him. As hard as I possibly can.
Ape life.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link

I find him too preposterous to be intimidating.

Treeship, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link

gotta just stand back and admire the shameless fucking chutzpah of Guiliani and Gingrich (are you seriously fucking kidding me right now) and Trump for wanting to go after Bill's infidelities as a way to attack Hillary.

dems just can't and won't ever be able to pull of that kind of shameless horseshit. mostly bc it wouldn't land i suppose. but god DAMN. it is formidable.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

It's so dumb

Treeship, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

Makes me want to die

Treeship, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

Tombot - some philly suburb

Xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link

"The "town hall" debate will feature questions from the Internet -- ABC and CNN moderators agreed to consider the Top 30 questions voted up on this site!"

i suspect the Trump trolls to be descending on this site like flying monkeys.

https://presidentialopenquestions.com/

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 00:15 (seven years ago) link

too late

2674 votes:
"Globalism, why do you support it or oppose it and why?

Globalism is for elimination of borders and sovereignty supposedly for cooperation for trade and eliminating wars, but Islam supports solely sharia law, seeking to make it the global standard."

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link

The questions there currently make me want to live on the moon.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 00:22 (seven years ago) link

I don't even need like a habitat or whatever, it's OK if I die instantly. At least I won't die surrounded by morons.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link

yeah if this town hall is going to focus on this sites "most votes" it is well and truly going to suck

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link

site's

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link

fortunately they only agreed to "consider" these questions

nomar, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

I find him too preposterous to be intimidating.

That's just it, he's too much of a coward to do anything himself, he'd have to hire somebody to beat you up, and then he wouldn't pay them.

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

votey mcvoteface

j., Wednesday, 28 September 2016 00:49 (seven years ago) link

Arizona Republic endorses Clinton. The first Democrat they've endorsed since 1890. That is not a typo.

http://www.azcentral.com/story/opinion/editorial/2016/09/27/hillary-clinton-endorsement/91198668/

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

friend on FB, this seems accurate to me:

As if anyone needed another take on the debates: as clearly as HRC mopped the floor with Trump, and as much as Trump exposed himself as a lying grifter in for the long con, it just doesn't matter. Just look at the spin, where internet polls and twitter hash tags both propped up by millions of zombie accounts from Russia are held up as proof that trump won the debate. Just look at the behavior of those attending his rally in Florida tonight: it's all just a massive screw-you to decorum and intelligence. Trump standing up on that stage contradicting himself and lying at every turn actually appeals to them.

Nope, in this post-truth world the election will only be won for HRC on turn-out. If our country is to be saved from going over the cliff, it will be the African American community, the Latino community, and the Asian American community that will save us from white America's prion disease.

sleeve, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

Surprisingly moving. xp

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

xp proud to be part of an ethnic group likely to go for hillary in overwhelming numbers. especially since other aspects of my 'cultural identity' are such shit demographics.

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

Endorsements for HRC are for the status quo or a simulacrum of it, versus George Amberson Minafer throwing tantrums and/or delegating power to whoever for doing whatever.

The status quo will not save us.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

actually this time it might

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

who's baking Minafer's strawberry shortcake

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

What do you mean "us"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

Spoken like a true white man

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

Thanks for the zillionth iteration of the same stupid talking point.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

1004 VOTES!
Do you support making English the official language of the United States?
Why or why not?
Submitted by: Maria T. from CA

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

644 VOTES!
Why are you held to a different legal standard than 'ordinary' Americans?
Other individuals who mishandle sensitive and classified materials are punished, including jailed. Justify why a double standard has been applied to your mishandling of classified emails.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

736 VOTES!
How can we prevent the BLM from inciting riots and harm to police?
The BLM is agitating citizens therefore causing attacks on police. People like George Soros are funding the BLM that is causing violence in America.
Submitted by: Steve M. from FL

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

Remind me again why we are doing this

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

long train of abuses and usurpations iirc

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

i thought it was something to do with tea

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

The question with the most votes. People really like the verb 'protect'.

4556
VOTE!
How will you ensure the 2nd amendment is protected?
Too much crime is blamed on the tool, not the person. How will you protect law abiding citizens to protect themselves.

jmm, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDKBBA_nwqc

Fun to watch, but completely confirmation bias reinforcing

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

122 VOTES!
The US is $19 Trillion in debt. Do you care? Will you fix this? How?
The US is spending 175% of our annual budget every year. You can take 100% of all the rich people's money and it won't make a dent. How will you fix this Jelly Roll?
Submitted by: Nancy C. from TX

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

If we do another thread before the next debate, i am voting for a "How Will you Fix This Jelly Roll?" title

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

don't wanna know which candidate nancy's calling jelly roll

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

The debt is good, we should continue growing it until someone starts demanding more than 0% on our sovereign debt

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

I don't think you're ready to fix this Jelly Roll

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

Did you guys post this already? thread too long. could watch all day kinda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wd_ZITiiKs

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

i like the idea that if you take "100% of all the rich people's money" it won't make a dent in the national debt, like we need to write a four comma check to fix this problem and rich people can't do it so what are we gonna do y'all WHAT'RE WE GONNA DOOOOO
dang i need a jelly roll

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

what happens if u ask these debt nuts what the consequences are for not addressing the debt problem - do they just go immediately to inflation or... our creditors i guess showing up and just being like 'we're repossessing your country' and we can't do anything just millions of americans sobbing as they leave their homes bc the US gov just didn't care enough about our debt

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

lots of people consider debt of any kind to be an ethical issue which is well and truly nuts but it's a real thing amongst americans

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

here we go to another candidate poll
all the debt lets spend it on a jelly roll

los blue jeans, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

2 VOTES!
Why did you let our Ambassador and others get sacrificed Bitch?
Submitted by: Mike S. from CA

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

^ asking the real questions

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

that Leslie Rutledge video makes me want to walk into oncoming traffic

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/5rzQgHFU6zO

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

lol i noticed that when it happened, awkward

Nhex, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

xp: The issue is mainly that public debt competes with private uses for the same money. Which is fine if the public debt is mostly for capital expenditures that produce more future wealth (education, research, infrastructure), not so good (in fact, unsustainable) if debt is being used to pay for other uses like excess military spending or pensioners.

The U.S. has a long way to go before our public debt to GDP ratio (107%) reaches the truly scary levels seen in Japan (245%). Endgame of course is to just devalue the currency, which is a disaster for those working in finance or buying imported goods, but pretty good for everyone else.

Institute for Secular Eschatology (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

ozotm

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

... our creditors i guess showing up

chinese dudes wearing chinese business suits sitting in our homes and laughing and pointing at us as we trudge away w/ all our belongings and knick-knacks, commemorative american flags and toro push mowers and such

j., Wednesday, 28 September 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

Take only what you need to survive

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link

jelly rolls, mostly

veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 03:53 (seven years ago) link

LOL I'm surprised I didnt hear about that caption snafu, a friend of mine does cc for one of the networks and often posts lulz related.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:24 (seven years ago) link

The debate had so many things going on that I didn't see anyone call out Hillary for not wearing a flag pin until just now. YA SLIPPIN

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:45 (seven years ago) link

Trump did shake Holt's hand like two seconds after that clip ends.

So many other things to hit him with, why manipulate anything else?

pplains, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:51 (seven years ago) link

trump said so many bizarre things that i didn't even have time to go wtf at some of them

in any other debate, a candidate saying that general douglas macarthur wouldn't approve of his opponent's website would have been all anybody was talking about for days, but this is just another few seconds in trumpland

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:53 (seven years ago) link

freelance manipulation is free xp

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:54 (seven years ago) link

Haha, I'd forgotten about General MacArthur.

"I shall refresh!"

pplains, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:58 (seven years ago) link

does Trump maybe have a terminal illness and this is his perverse way of living it up until he shuffles off?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:58 (seven years ago) link

We all do, buddy.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:59 (seven years ago) link

Trump did shake Holt's hand like two seconds after that clip ends.

So many other things to hit him with, why manipulate anything else?

― pplains, Wednesday, September 28, 2016 12:51 AM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's a Vic Berger Vine so it's just edited for comedic effect

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 05:05 (seven years ago) link

See here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP2c0rDEFCk

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 05:05 (seven years ago) link

haha at the last 3rd of that

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 05:10 (seven years ago) link

WRONG

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 05:11 (seven years ago) link

my female students have been going WRONG. WRONG. all day

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 10:33 (seven years ago) link

Vic Berger can edit and manipulate anything he wants to. If I remember anything from this year, it'll be of that air horn going off.

pplains, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 11:48 (seven years ago) link

The Trump and Jeb! vine comps are much watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bANQ9wlhpPk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMLXfF5s_N8

Jeb! one makes me legitimately like him

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 13:04 (seven years ago) link

This is so stupid but I've laughed hard twice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rZpwJFbMM

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 13:10 (seven years ago) link

1. I didn't know that George Soros funds the Bureau of Land Management

2. Caption switch reminds me of the times that the Far Side and Dennis the Menace got their captions switched. Both times, it improved both cartoons.

http://twentytwowords.com/newspaper-accidentally-swaps-captions-for-the-far-side-and-dennis-the-menace-twice/

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

Hahaha, yeah I thought the same thing. Love that. Actually saw a Prehistory of the Far Side for sale on the street yesterday and almost got it. So classic.

re: trump's flared-nostril ape dominance thing, SURELY this is some bullshit business-guy theory on how you win deals or whatever, right? I can just hear the bestselling negotiating advice book in my head, ''deep down everyone still has these primal instincts'' but YOU can use them consciously to DOMINATE the meeting/pack/whatever

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

If trump used computers he'd be on PUA forums all day long

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

Prehistory of the Far Side is the best. I don't know where mine is. It probably disintegrated at some point.

jmm, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

No, DC, it's just how bullies instinctively behave. Remember, we're talking about people who don't read books and are generally proud of it.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

Flared nostrils make for more efficient coke vacuums

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

Operatives in Brooklyn had been working with Machado since the summer. They had a video featuring her story ready to go. Cosmopolitan had a photo spread of her draped in an American flag – to go with a profile – in the can. Machado had also conducted an interview with The Guardian that was “apparently embargoed for post-debate release,” according to Vox. And the Clinton super PAC Priorities USA turned a digital ad to highlight the insults by early afternoon.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/paloma/daily-202/2016/09/28/daily-202-trump-stumbles-into-clinton-s-trap-by-feuding-with-latina-beauty-queen/57eb0230e9b69b0ec0c0a85d/

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

As someone who's been in the public eye for decades and seems to know how to use mass media to his advantage, it's astounding to me how easily Trump allows himself to be so thoroughly owned a la the Machado deadfall.

Gravy Spill in the Gravitron (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

This is where the oppo team has been, I guess. We were wondering!

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

wow @ The Machado Ambuscade.
that's some rope a dope shit right there, I love it

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

and it's pretty much righteous, it highlights a fucking intolerable aspect of trump's persona which remains totally unreconstructed

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

can someone please photoshop her flag shot from cosmo into a faux robert ludlum cover from the 80s

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link

Actually, this isn't that astounding to me. Trump thinks chess is just checkers with fancier pieces, and he thinks checkers is a game where you move all of your pieces to the other side of the board on your first turn and flip the board while chanting 'USA! USA!'

Gravy Spill in the Gravitron (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

Let's keep in mind that Trump has no organization. I don't think they've got opposition research and it's too late to pay for any.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

I bet she was like "ok time to bait the hook" at the end and then was amazed at how eagerly he dove for it

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

lmao how this is how you do hitjob media

http://thefederalist.com/2016/09/28/4-things-media-wont-tell-hillarys-beauty-queen-bff/

goole, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

I don't have much use for Jonathan Chait usually but this is hilarious:

Unlike the previous allegations, he did not deny them, but instead burst out — three times! — ‘Where did you find this?’ I have seen villains in Disney movies presented with damning evidence react this way, but I have never seen an actual human being do it, until now.

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

Of course Cosmo is running w this too. This is gonna show up in every grocery rack "women's" magazine.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

woah, she's bad at geography and modeled for playboy?? colour me shocked

tongue and cheek (stevie), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

Trump should hire this guy to go on cable news imo:

Kevin Herman • an hour ago
She gained 50lbs while serving as Miss Universe. Miss Universe is pretty much 100% about looks. To go from Skinny to obese while serving as Miss Universe is totally unacceptable. She had a responsibility to stay fit during that time frame. This is a non story this woman obviously loves the spotlight and agitating. Smart women voters will not be fooled by this tempest in a teapot.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

Quick and dirty but for Tombot:

http://imgur.com/a/OaoRE

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

Kevin Herman is totally a fat-dude-eatin'-cheetos kinda name

A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

(to El Tomboto: I could do it for real with gradients and shadows and all, but the moment has probably passed)

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

Kevin Herman is totally a fat-dude-eatin'-cheetos kinda name

― A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Wednesday, September 28, 2016 11:51 AM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh you mean a cyber hacker?

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

YMP that is beautiful, the best, really classy. thank you

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

I live to serve.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

What's amazing about the Miss Universe thing is that he knew exactly who she was talking about. For a shithead who knows nothing, he sure has a long memory.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

Kevin Can Wait

evol j, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

Not shocked that People Who Have Let Him Down are close to his memory.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

The most beautiful part of the Machato reveal was that, rather than attempting to do any damage control in the wake of the debate, Trump doubled down about how awful the woman was. It was like making an incisive public point about the racism of your opponent, who then immediately starts slathering on blackface.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

the best part was how even the FOX morning show hosts looked aghast when it was obvious they were trying to help

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

xp see also: the way most Trump supporters reacted to the "deplorable" comment

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

I mean, at this point, why not just say, "Trump and his supporters don't care about anything or anyone and would be delighted to watch the earth burn and dance in the ashes afterward." They'd hoot and holler 'fuck yeah, we would!' Don't mince words. Paint them as dangerous lunatics and let them proudly run with the depiction.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

My mother in law just posted some drivel about how Hillary used secret hand signals to get Lester Holt to help her during the debate. The right-wing mind is truly a mystery.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

@lhfang
Great coincidences in campaign reporting: The Guardian & Cosmo sent reporters just before debate to profile Machado, then pubbed today.

@ggreenwald
Now this is some serious Good Luck!

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

There's a yuge thing out there about how her responses sounded memorized, which means SHE DEFINITELY GOT THE QUESTIONS IN ADVANCE.

No apparent clue that maybe the reasons her responses sounded memorized was because there's only like twelve things a reasonable person might ask about, and her preparation included memorizing answers TO THOSE QUESTIONS. Gah.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

Twelve things is about eleven more things than the average Trump supporter's mind could retain at one time, though, so she either cheated or she's some kind of witch.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

Maybe, just for fairness's sake, the next moderator needs to ask about something she can't possible have prepared for.

"Secretary Clinton, hypothetically, if our Mars colony is overrun by Squid People, how will you respond to the Squid Peoples' demand for the right to vote in American elections? By the way, your critics have charged that you have not adequately clarified your views on the rights of Squid People."

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

* can't possibly

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

The Fahrenthold interview on Fresh Air just now was pretty illuminating, just listening to the guy put it all together. I can totally see his investigation serving as the base for a future Watergate, or snagging Capone on taxes. Whatever he is getting paid, as one of the few working journalists actually doing some work anymore he deserves a raise.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

rather than attempting to do any damage control in the wake of the debate, Trump doubled down about how awful the woman was.

^^^ this. He has no ability to apologize for anything. Ever. And even his attempts to spin things, like birtherism, are extremely clumsy. I hope there are numerous doublings down between now and election day.

Wants to impose Sriracha law in America (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

Kaepernick said the debate was "embarrassing to watch" and that it's "hard to believe these are our candidates," according to Kevin Jones of KNBR Radio in San Francisco.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2666244-colin-kaepernick-comments-on-donald-trump-hillary-clinton-presidential-debate

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

I wonder if debate training in the form somebody asking her absurdist questions and responses written by Zach Galifinakis, Scott Awkserman, and the rest of the Between Two Ferns/ComedybBang Bang group would be highly beneficial

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

todd bawkertin

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

Kaepernick, who has sparked a national debate with his protests of racial injustice in the United States, made it clear he was not a fan of Trump's campaign slogan.

"He always says, 'Make America great again.' Well, America has never been great for people of color and that's something that needs to be addressed," Kaepernick said, per ESPN.com's Nick Wagoner. "Let's make America great for the first time."

nomar, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

i'm having trouble running this down -- i saw some chatter that HRC campaign had been running ads about The Machado Insult in spanish for some time?

goole, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

Wait is Greenwald trying to imply that campaign staff strategically "leaking" tips to sympathetic press is some kind of shady stuff?

Does he understand how his bread has been buttered for the last few years?

Never mind I know the answers to both of these questions

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

I thought Greenwald was mocking the first person for (seemingly) not understanding that this whole thing was orchestrated

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

That's how I read it too.

I had no idea Cosmopolitan was a bastion of hard news either.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

i would love it some of those bang bang people or people like that would write some trolling zingers for her to say to trump. just stuff she could use in any debate moment. stuff that you wouldn't think you'd hear hillary say. cuz then millennials would make her a meme hero.

x-post

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

didn't Cosmo run Ivanka off with hard hittin questions on daddy's maternity leave proposal

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

Guys, @lhfang works for Greenwald.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

Chuck Tingle's recap of the first debate is far more interesting:

https://storify.com/ChuckTingle/debate-1

Includes:

Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle

LAW AND ORDER TROMP claims disenfranchised americans are violent monsters, while tentacles and crabs continue to erupt from HIS OWN eyes

8:52 PM - 26 Sep 2016

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

i would love it some of those bang bang people or people like that would write some trolling zingers for her to say to trump.

I would not back this idea; we've seen the awkward way she can deliver (and repeat) word-for-word previously memorized lines.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

Chuck Tingle material: important if true

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

holy shit @ those vic berger videos loool

marcos, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

i'm glad you guys are happy with a Thrillary-embedded press

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

(which you've been groundlessly begging for all these months)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

this got lost in the shuffle but i lol'd

Marco Rubio: “I didn’t see (the debate), guys. I was on an airplane.”

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

For the love of Christ, Morbs. Have you somehow failed to notice Trump's constant employment of news media for his own ends or is this just selective myopia? Oh, wait, never mind...

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

Not seeing an exact parallel as this 'employment' consists of He's Loud and Gets Ratings, but moving on...

Corey Robin on DT's "I'm smart cuz i don't pay taxes":

there’s a not so small current in American politics that would hear that, that Trump didn’t pay his taxes, and think, with him, that he was indeed smart for having outsmarted the system. And would want to align themselves with him as a result. In the hope that they too could learn these tricks some day or that they too could one day be rich enough not to pay their taxes.

This is a nation of conmen (and women), as everyone from Melville to Mamet has understood. A nation that dreams of, and longs for, the quick buck. The more crooked the path, the more glorious the payoff.

If there was any one point last night where I thought to myself, Trump is connecting with the voters, it was this.

http://coreyrobin.com/2016/09/27/donald-trumps-one-strength-he-understands-that-we-are-a-nation-of-conmen-and-women/

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

anyway i eagerly await Clinton's election as it will be easy to dehumanize her again

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

I thought that was his best "connection" moment too but I assume there are plenty of these people too.

Donald Trump so captured Ron Townley’s attention as “an outsider ready to tear down the system,” just the one who might break the Washington logjam, the doer to build new airports and highways, that he was considering voting for him.

But Trump’s response Monday night when Hillary Clinton accused him of not paying a cent of federal tax left Townley appalled.

“That makes me smart,” Trump said, unapologetic and smiling, during the presidential debate, held in Hempstead, N.Y.

That comment caused a gasp in the hotel conference room where Townley and five other undecided voters in this ­battleground state were watching the debate.

“That’s offensive. I pay taxes,” said Townley, 52, a program ­director for a local council of governments.

“Another person would be in jail for that,” said Jamilla Hawkins, 33, who was sitting beside him in the Crescent conference room at the Embassy Suites in this city of 150,000 near Raleigh.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/a-lean-toward-clinton-among-one-group-of-undecided-north-carolina-voters/2016/09/27/ff271b2e-8469-11e6-92c2-14b64f3d453f_story.html?tid=pm_politics_pop_b

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

one from the trump fascist thread:

MIchiko Kakutani found a loophole in godwin's law: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/28/books/hitler-ascent-volker-ullrich.html
― rob, Wednesday, September 28, 2016 4:25 PM (

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

This is a nation of conmen (and women), as everyone from Melville to Mamet has understood. A nation that dreams of, and longs for, the quick buck. The more crooked the path, the more glorious the payoff.

this country was founded on war profiteering, slavery and exploitation - so yeah.. also the way the economy is set up these days its hard to make a legit fortune without doing any of the above short of inventing something. the rest is just fucking people over.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

xxp and god knows you live for dehumanizing people, you self righteous fake leftist you

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

i had dinner for work with an ex-military republican from VA and he loooooooooves tim kaine and is voting for hillary because of that (i get the impression he would have stayed home otherwise)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

xxp and god knows you live for dehumanizing people, you self righteous fake leftist you

Does he even pretend to be a leftist (whatever that means) anymore? He's just anti-Clinton, without actually being pro-anything, as far as I can tell.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

Oh, he pretends to be a leftist whenever it gives him the opportunity to feel morally superior to the rest of ILX.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

He is pro-anti-Clinton

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

you self righteous fake leftist you

can't wait for the FAP!

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

i usually fake with my left b4 the right cross, or vice versa

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

i usually fake with my left b4 the right cross, or vice versa

You punch with whichever hand you're not currently jerking off with. Got it.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

vegas gotta get in on this upcoming bout

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

Can kill u with either hand, he's an ambi-Dexter.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

(just wanted to make that joke, not taking sides in theoretical Morbs v. hivemind bout)

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

What happen when the Daily Caller tries to slam Machado, lacking even the élan & decorum of the Federalist:

http://dailycaller.com/2016/09/27/porn-star-campaigns-for-hillary-clinton/

Posting a pic of her meeting Bill, and also sources a story from the Daily Mail

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link

i am NOT morally superior to the rest of ILX. just the politics posters

(kidding, just Mordy, Phil D and the idiot who makes jerkoff jokes)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

the idiot who makes jerkoff jokes

oh you gotta be more specific that that come on

marcos, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

I wonder if Trump has to consciously stop himself from making the jerk off hand motion during a debate

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

he made the penis kiss face motion in this one

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

By the 3rd debate he'll probly be using both hands

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

Snippets of an adult film starring Machado are available on multiple free porn websites.

when reporting and personal life get... too close

goole, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

Every time I see it, I assume that this is Trump's facial analogue of the jerk-off hand gesture:

http://www.motherjones.com/files/trump4.jpg

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

Just so I know how I'm supposed to react, but if Machado was in Playboy or a porn film, it's totally okay to keep calling her Miss Piggy, right?

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

I wonder if Trump has to consciously stop himself from making the jerk off hand motion during a debate

― Evan, Wednesday, September 28, 2016 2:47 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh he wants to do it SO BAD

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

xpost I mean...what reason is there to try digging up dirt on her if it isn't in service of legitimizing Trump's derogation of her?

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

Just so I know how I'm supposed to react, but if Machado was in Playboy or a porn film, it's totally okay to keep calling her Miss Piggy, right?

― I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, September 28, 2016 2:52 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/J4Yzs8U.gifv

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/J4Yzs8U.gifv

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

*cough cough* Melania Trump did a nude photo spread *cough cough*

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/KagroX/status/780751510112243712

David Waldman‏ @KagroX

I didn't pay taxes because you would have squandered it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/KagroX/status/780751510112243712/photo/1

Sep 27, 2016, 7:50 AM

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(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

I see the government spends its money on roads and shit, but are they even gold plated?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

Hey, man, that's Trump's own money (that he withheld from people he owed and then laundered through a fake charity) to squander however he likes!

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

Trump grabs female reporter's hand and pushes it out of the way

http://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Donald-Trump-blows-off-female-journalist-question-9369972.php

akm, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/781215486692524032

😗👌

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

THE RETURN OF THE COREY

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

I'm just curious but has anyone asked Trump whether or not he will continue to personally run his business affairs from the oval office if elected?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

Reading thru bits of Corey'a Authoritarian Mind book last night, one thing that really jumped out at me was that dude is really, really off about Nietzsche, for as much as he quotes the guy.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

I'm just curious but has anyone asked Trump whether or not he will continue to personally run his business affairs from the oval office if elected?

They did sometime back, he mumbled about putting it in a blind trust so that he still knew what was going on with it or something.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

She also wrote that when Trump shoved her hand it didn't hurt physically.

Undoubtedly because her hands are larger and stronger than Trump's.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, here it is: a blind trust run by his children, natch

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/09/14/donald_trump_s_promised_blind_trust_is_impossible.html

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

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nomar, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

There was a clip in the last Last Week Tonight about the Blind Trust. Neither him nor his kids seem to know what it is. The clip of his kid failing to understand the concept is quite funny.

Holy shit, if he changes campaign mangager again. Lol.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

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― nomar, Wednesday, September 28, 2016 5:30 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

ok lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

"Morning" Joe wondered if "Howard" was going to apologize.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

Newsweek's cover story tomorrow details how Trump's hotel business violated the Cuban embargo in 1999 with his knowledge.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 29 September 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

Did this whole thread just completely relax after Monday night

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

A little bit, didn't it.

Based on chitchat with the industry it seems like bar (and cab) business fell off yesterday and today and I'm going to assume that's because people overdid it Monday night and have been recuperating.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 29 September 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

did i miss you guys talking about michiko's anti-trump public service annoucement? so funny!

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/28/books/hitler-ascent-volker-ullrich.html?_r=0

“Hitler adapted the content of his speeches to suit the tastes of his lower-middle-class, nationalist-conservative, ethnic-chauvinist and anti-Semitic listeners,” Mr. Ullrich writes. He peppered his speeches with coarse phrases and put-downs of hecklers. Even as he fomented chaos by playing to crowds’ fears and resentments, he offered himself as the visionary leader who could restore law and order."

scott seward, Thursday, 29 September 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

i mean scary too but i love that it's like bullet point trump fear masked as a hitler book review. well done! (when was the last time i said that about one of her reviews...)

scott seward, Thursday, 29 September 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

Still listening to this in full every few days, still totally in love with it. Deserves to be mentioned right alongside the other (also great) Albums About Death that have dominated conversation this year (Bowie, Cave, to a lesser extent Touché Amore, more I'm forgetting I'm sure). On recent listens Marissa Nadler's backing vocals have really emerged as an essential bit of coloring.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 29 September 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

Not that that's a fair metric for success or good writing.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 29 September 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

Classic thread mashup from Simon

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 29 September 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

Ugh for some reason it keeps autofilling an old post

That was supposed to read something like "pretty sly, too bad no undecided voters will ever even notice it."

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 29 September 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

eh Iggy's released a couple good albums since 1979

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 September 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

Newsweek's cover story tomorrow details how Trump's hotel business violated the Cuban embargo in 1999 with his knowledge.

fucking lol

frogbs, Thursday, 29 September 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

actually i also think it's a shame more critics have not given monday's debate credit as an Album About Death

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 29 September 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

doing illegal business in Cuba makes me smart

Neanderthal, Thursday, 29 September 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link

I imagine his camp will spin it that he was "ahead of the curve" and "paved the way" for the relaxed sanctions of today.

Or not.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 September 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link

Dean trolling someone in Trump-speak about how he's not saying it was cocaine, just that it sounds like it, people are saying... is classic

akm, Thursday, 29 September 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

yeah he should keep it up. kind of hope it gets to where Trump and his surrogates are actually having to respond to it daily

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 29 September 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link

but definitely retain the Trump-speak element. that's key.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 29 September 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

Dean is funny

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 03:39 (seven years ago) link

I imagine his camp will spin it that he was "ahead of the curve" and "paved the way" for the relaxed sanctions of today.

Yeah I think this is really the only "good" way they can spin it beyond just deny deny deny

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 29 September 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

They won't spin it, they'll just change the topic

Treeship, Thursday, 29 September 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link

"but Hillary SMELLS"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 29 September 2016 03:56 (seven years ago) link

"You know, that old lady smell. And people don't know this, but she's always trying to give you Werther's Originals. Werther's Originals. The candy. That candy old lady's like. Crooked Hillary is clearly in the pocket of the Candy Lobby. That's what I heard. Candy Lobby."

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 September 2016 04:02 (seven years ago) link

""Do I think at 70 years old he has a cocaine habit? Probably not," he said. "But it's something that I think would be interesting to ask him, to see if he ever had a problem with that."

hahaha

akm, Thursday, 29 September 2016 04:04 (seven years ago) link

xps another tactical blunder - decades of polling show a reliable majority of americans are in favor of candy.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 29 September 2016 04:05 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y44QZNVXzhE&sns=em

otm in the rain (Eazy), Thursday, 29 September 2016 04:20 (seven years ago) link

not sure what that is.

But Gary Johnson (who for some reason is still getting airtime) wasn't able to name one world leader he looked up to tonight and said he was having an Aleppo moment. He should have just answered "Aleppo" to the question, at least it would have been funny

akm, Thursday, 29 September 2016 04:45 (seven years ago) link

Aleppo Marx

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 September 2016 10:20 (seven years ago) link

http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-cuban-embargo-castro-violated-florida-504059

Documents show that the Trump company spent a minimum of $68,000 for its 1998 foray into Cuba at a time when the corporate expenditure of even a penny in the Caribbean country was prohibited without U.S. government approval. But the company did not spend the money directly. Instead, with Trump’s knowledge, executives funneled the cash for the Cuba trip through an American consulting firm called Seven Arrows Investment and Development Corporation. Once the business consultants traveled to the island and incurred the expenses for the venture, Seven Arrows instructed senior officers with Trump’s company—then called Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts—how to make it appear legal by linking it after-the-fact to a charitable effort.

The payment by Trump Hotels came just before the New York business mogul launched his first bid for the White House, seeking the nomination of the Reform Party. On his first day of the campaign, he traveled to Miami where he spoke to a group of Cuban-Americans, a critical voting bloc in the swing state. Trump vowed to maintain the embargo and never spend his or his companies’ money in Cuba until Fidel Castro was removed from power.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 29 September 2016 11:01 (seven years ago) link

Sounds really smart!

ArchCarrier, Thursday, 29 September 2016 11:09 (seven years ago) link

I love how the press is finally getting to work in these waning weeks, like the slackers they are. "Oh shit, the election is when!? Better start digging!"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 September 2016 12:02 (seven years ago) link

"finally"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 September 2016 12:10 (seven years ago) link

I wonder to what extent the media has been pulling the ol' rope-a-dope. The memory of the electorate is short, why not wait until the eleventh hour to release the deluge.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 September 2016 12:11 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, good luck with that:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/bensmith/saving-gop-for-capitalism?utm_term=.po56KPVzW#.fggyo3KD6

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 September 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

And to replace religious conservatives in the Republican coalition with low-wage workers, he warned, would require a new set of “tough, and perhaps even odious compromises.”

First, he said, the government would have to intervene in trade policy to force other countries to spend more of their savings on U.S. exports — a system he calls “balanced trade.” In his new book, he lays out a system of import licenses to enforce this — a system, he admitted when he came by BuzzFeed in New York last week, many of his friends on the right will hate.

The second plan is, by the open market standards of the Wall Street Journal and the American business class, even more radical.

“Unfortunately, I think we have to dial down low-skilled immigration,” he said. “No employer is going to go through the effort to employ hard-to-employ workers unless there’s a shortage of labor, and there’s not going to be a shortage of labor in a world where there is a near infinite supply of labor unless we create it. And, if we do create it, it’s going to put pressure on employers to hire those workers and find jobs for them because they’ll be the only workers left to hire.”

Conard offered one bright lining to compensate: a dramatic increase — in immigration at the very high end. Say, 5 million new engineers and scientists and other groups of workers who are hard to find and expensive to pay.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 September 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

xpost I should specify that, when I say 'the media', I actually mean 'legitimate journalists'. I thoroughly expect the media on the whole to steadfastly maintain their status quo as a horde of worthless pigfuckers.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 September 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

@dick_nixon
The fellow's whole damn reason for running is the legalization of marijuana yet you are shocked he can't think straight.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 September 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

I thought it was the jews and psychiatrists who wanted it legal

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

mocking marijuana users as being dumb is definitely fresh + hot material for which we need a dick nixon twitter feed (and morbius aggregator/automatic posting device).

Mordy, Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

FWIW, I don't think fresh + hot material is what the Nixon twitter is meant to provide.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

It's more: I wonder, what would Laugh In! have to say about this election?

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

you're a fuckshit dumbass, Mordy

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

you just can't learn that kind of timing

A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

you can if yer baked

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

what's the opposite of a zing

the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

a Morbs post

A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

BOOM

a (waterface), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

here's a good endorsement of Clinton well-worth reading, if you have the time

http://slatestarcodex.com/2016/09/28/ssc-endorses-clinton-johnson-or-stein/

a good bit on why Trump winning would be a disaster for the GOP:

The interesting thing about this election is that college-educated whites are also moving into the Democratic column. If the latest polls are to be believed, the demographic – which favored Romney by 14 points last election – favors Clinton by 8 points now. The nightmare scenario is that Trump wins, his style of anti-intellectual populism is cemented as Official New Republican Ideology, and every educated person switches to the Democrats.

I’m not 100% this would be bad – maybe educated people who are temperamentally conservative would pull the Democratic Party a little to the right, turning them into a broad moderate coalition which has no problem winning elections and combines the smartest elements of liberal and conservative thought. But more likely, there’s a vicious cycle where the lack of intelligent conservatives guts the system of think tanks that produce the sort of studies and analyses which convince smart people to become conservative, which in turn makes there even fewer intelligent conservatives, and so on. In the end, intellectuals won’t just vote Democrat; they’ll shift their personal views further to the left to fit in. We already have a problem with a glut of leftist researchers and journalists producing evidence why leftists are right about everything, and a shortage of conservative researchers and journalists to fact-check them and present the opposite case. As intelligent people desert the Republican Party, this situation gets worse and we lose access to any knowledge that Vox doesn’t want to write an explainer on. In the worst case scenario, everybody develops a hard-coded association between “conservative” and “stupid people”, even more than they have already, the academies purge the hell out of everyone even slightly to the right of the loudest activist, and the only alternative is The Donald Trump Institute Of Research That Is Going To Be Absolutely Yuuuuuuge, which busies itself putting out white papers to a coalition of illiterates.

frogbs, Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

Nah, that's pretty dumb. Right wing intelligentsia is already mainly stupid thoughts bought by the Koch brothers from prestigious institutions, his complaint is mainly that Donald Trump wouldn't sell the lies as well.

Frederik B, Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

Conservatism IS stupid :)

Frederik B, Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

Rubio officially "deeply concerned" about Trump doing business in Cuba.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

Actually, that was wrong of me. Conservatism is wrong, but that doesn't necessarily make it stupid.

Frederik B, Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

you're a fuckshit dumbass, Mordy

lol that's rich coming from you

Mordy, Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

WRT to conservative journals, research, etc been wanting to read this guy's book

http://cehdvision2020.umn.edu/cehd-blog/conservative-think-tanks/

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

I think the rotten core at conservatism's intellectual roots is traceable to its disingenuousness from the late 19th and into the 20th century - you'd have these eloquent, well-educated guys putting forth relatively sophisticated and outwardly principled arguments about states' rights and the benefits of the free market, but they were being put forward in the service of more base, self-serving rationales (white supremacy, self-enrichment) that the proponents knew could not be expressed publicly. This thought is only half-formed tbf...

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

Haha, even the Detroit News has to endorse Johnson:

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/opinion/editorials/2016/09/28/endorse-johnson-president/91254412/

'
Today this newspaper does something it has never done in its 143-year history: endorse someone other than the Republican candidate in a presidential contest.

Since its founding in 1873, The Detroit News has backed a Republican every time it has made a presidential endorsement (three times we have sat on the sidelines — twice during the Franklin Roosevelt elections and in the 2004 Bush/Kerry contest).

We abandon that long and estimable tradition this year for one reason: Donald J. Trump.'

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

But this is an endorsement of conscience, reflecting our confidence that Johnson would be a competent and capable president and an honorable one.

am i thinking of a different gary johnson here cuz the libertarian gary johnson is a total fucking moron

the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

I assumed they were talking about Lyndon Johnson

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

(xpost)

Yeah, "smart" conservatives are defined by bad faith argumentation.

Dan I., Thursday, 29 September 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

Has any paper endorsed Trump besides the paper his son in law owns? And his buddies at the National Enquirer?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 September 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

lyndon 'gary' johnson, 36th president of the waco magic: the gathering society

the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 September 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

An Aleppo moment: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/aleppo-hospital-1.3781938

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 29 September 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

But more likely, there’s a vicious cycle where the lack of intelligent conservatives guts the system of think tanks that produce the sort of studies and analyses which convince smart people to become conservative, which in turn makes there even fewer intelligent conservatives, and so on. In the end, intellectuals won’t just vote Democrat; they’ll shift their personal views further to the left to fit in.

huh. what a bunch of weak-willed losers.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 29 September 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

uh, kingfish - re: http://cehdvision2020.umn.edu/cehd-blog/conservative-think-tanks/

If you follow politics, whether on cable news, newspapers or online, you’ve seen experts from conservative organizations like the Brookings Institute, the Center for American Progress or the American Enterprise Institute commenting on matters of foreign relations, domestic policy and the economy.

So what's this guys definition of conservative, exactly?

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 29 September 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

voting in iowa started today

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 29 September 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

'So what's this guys definition of conservative, exactly?'

Beats me. He's gotta define his term somewhere, I'm guessing.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

From the WSJ review of the book, it seems he's pretty clear which are conservative and which are not, with the AEI clearly falling into that latter camp.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

I liked this David Roberts bit, analyzing Trumpspeech from a functional/linguistic approach:

What he’s doing is trying to establish dominance — to win, in his words. That’s what he uses words for. That’s how he sees every interaction in which he is involved. He is attuned only to what the words are doing, whether they are winning or losing, not to what they mean.

This point helps explain why Trump cannot ever admit a mistake or an error. He can only process accusations — of dishonesty, of cruelty — as social gambits, not as factual claims. To him, the demand that he apologize or admit error is nothing more than a dominance play. Apologizing is losing.

It helps explain why Trump has focused so much on trade, and why he sounds so much stronger and more confident talking about it than on almost any other subject. It’s not that he knows anything about it. He doesn’t. It’s just that he sees all international relations — trade deals, climate deals, NATO, whatever — as zero-sum contests, negotiations in which the only relevant question is who will dominate, who will win. And he gets that. It’s his whole life!

It helps explain why Trump has such a long and rich history of defrauding investors, refusing to pay contractors, using his charitable foundation as a piggybank, and declaring bankruptcy to escape debt. Contracts and promises are just plays in the game, not words that carry meanings or create obligations. You sign them or say them when you need to, to win whatever negotiation you are in, and then they are gone like smoke.

http://www.vox.com/2016/9/29/13086236/trump-beliefs-category-error

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

^ That seems like a fair assessment of Trump's ethos as revealed by his words and actions.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

Scholars & Writers for America

Given our choices in the presidential election, we believe that Donald Trump is the candidate most likely to restore the promise of America, and we urge you to support him as we do.

http://amgreatness.com/2016/09/28/writes-scholars-for-trump/

wow, george gilder, callista AND newt gingrich, david horowitz, michael ledeen??? damn

goole, Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

Hey look a nicely put reddit comment. What we already know, but succinct and relevant to the debate because his confident tone is unlikely to waver and that's all much of the population will focus on when they assess how he performed.

[–]HBlight [score hidden] 5 hours ago
He is a salesman first and foremost, and he does not want you to care about the product, he just wants to sell it, he wants you to buy a feeling in order to make the sale. So if he wants you to buy the idea that something is good or bad, he is going to load his speech with everything he can to leave you with the impression that the thing feels good or bad. He speaks bluntly and with absolute confidence even when not making sense, because making sense is not the goal, you buying the feeling is the goal.

― Evan, Friday, September 23, 2016 12:35 PM (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xp

Evan, Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

Been waiting for Kaleb Horton's monster piece on the conventions and it's out:

http://www.mtv.com/news/2937584/how-i-spent-my-summer-vacation/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

another neat bit on language, and the crowd for whom "truthiness" is an accurate descriptor, since what determines the truthfulness of a statement is its emotional aspect, that it is said with "passionate sincerity" and "sincere passion," rather than its accuracy in corresponding to external reality. Also gets into why fuckheads loudly chafe at "political correctness."

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

The David Roberts piece linked by kingfish is echoed by what Blow said in the Times and what this piece in the Week says:

http://theweek.com/articles/651768/why-donald-trump-even-worse-second-debate

on a more fundamental level, Trump will have to keep himself from acting on what we now understand are very powerful impulses. It isn't just about practicing more or having a few zingers ready. It's about who he is at his very core. Clinton obviously understood that. She knew that just by attacking Trump, she could guide the discussion where she wanted it to go, since he is constitutionally incapable of letting any criticism pass without a counterattack. She also seemed to grasp that with the right kind of bait, she could get him to undermine himself. So she accused him of not paying taxes and he actually admitted it, saying, "That makes me smart." She said he stiffs his contractors, and he insisted that they must not have deserved to be paid. In other words, she knew that Trump absolutely must be seen by others as a shrewd businessman who gets the better of the people he deals with. What are the chances that wouldn't work if Clinton did it again, no matter how many times Trump's aides begged him not to take the bait? And you can bet she has some other stinging attacks all lined up.

So maybe my longed-for "If you're so interested in bringing American manufacturing back, why do you make your ties in China?" thing is coming next time. Maybe even "if you're so gung-ho about American workers, why do your hotels employ so many foreign guest workers?" He'll splutter again about devalued currency, wasting time that he could have been spending on Benghazi or whatever.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

keep it up Donald

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/262583859709882369

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

That's from 2012, idgi

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

unless he means that Trump's got a truckoad of rancid tweets that even his minions working 24 hour a day can't erase

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

yes

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

I hope Trump does try to take on this "I'm a defender of women!" schtick it will backfire so beautifully

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

Tecate ran a beer advert on Monday featuring a "Tecate Beer Wall" cutting thru the desert, where American dudes and Mexican dudes meet to chug brews from a shared ice cooler.

The narrator intones that “The time has come for a wall, a tremendous wall. The best wall.”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bev4NZEFsCQ

https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/how-a-mexican-beer-ad-trolled-trump-and-fox-news-during-the-presidential-debates

http://adage.com/article/cmo-strategy/debate-ad-tecate-turns-trump-s-wall-a-beer-prop/305999/

Hard to imagine their VP not sniggering when he said this:

Asked if the brew was taking a side, Tecate VP Felix Palau said the brand is not trying to get political. Rather, the debate -- and the border issue -- presents a marketing opportunity for the Mexican brand to inject itself in the conversation, he said. "We are totally neutral," he said. "We don't have any political point-of-view or affiliation. We just want to tell a story where people from two bordering countries are united by beer."

They naturally ran it on Telemundo, Univision, and Fox News.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

I want to call Trump a half-deflated football filled with dogshit who's going to lose this election like an incontinent septuagenarian loses control over his bladder, but I won't.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

lol
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtiVt8tW8AE7FPy.jpg

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

OMG he's going plotz so hard.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

Thoroughly expect him to take some time during the next debate to be all, "The awful, failing New Yorker wants you to believe I'm a fat, ugly beauty queen who cries and wears a dress. Wrong. Wrong."

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

As our children will one day read in their history books (in the chapter titled “We’re Sorry”)

chapter?

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, most of history has been pretty chill, iirc.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

You're Welcome (We're Sorry): A History of Human Civilization

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

I'm thinking high school textbook. Sorry Not Sorry: The American Story

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

If We Did It

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

lol

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link

The American Sorry

Evan, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

If We Did It

srsly dying

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

lmao that's gold

goole, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

unless he means that Trump's got a truckoad of rancid tweets that even his minions working 24 hour a day can't erase

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, September 29, 2016 3:04 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i have to believe that the clinton oppo research team has already archived every single trump tweet in a searchable database

marcos, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

on a private server

Evan, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

Breaking: POKER PRO AGREES – Hillary Was Sending Hand Signals to Debate Moderator Holt

goole, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

lol it's fucking Mike Matusow

frogbs, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

Been some great fresh descriptions of Trump lately. "Donald Trump has a face like a rusted manhole cover." "A shaken three-liter of Sunkist that has spewed its acidic stickiness all over America’s floor."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

lol it's fucking Mike Matusow

― frogbs, Thursday, September 29, 2016 3:46 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who's that?

if it's a poker pro i'm just gonna assume it's some dickhead wearing a baseball hat and wraparound shades indoors

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

ty for the lols Jon

he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

He's the biggest douchebag of them all xp

Mordy, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

Mike "The Mouth" Matusow, known for being a notorious shit talker and generally not very-good poker player

Probably most well-known for getting owned by Greg Raymer in 2005

Still gets lots of TV time because he's kind of a wildcard and is legitimately fun to watch. I remember watching him online from time to time and he would get tilted incredibly easily.

frogbs, Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

Breaking: POKER PRO GETS FREE PUBLICITY FOR CHALLOP

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

PROFESSIONAL POKER NOW A THING AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE W ADMINISTRATION

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

Has Kenny fucking Rogers weighed in yet

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

What he’s doing is trying to establish dominance — to win, in his words. That’s what he uses words for. That’s how he sees every interaction in which he is involved. He is attuned only to what the words are doing, whether they are winning or losing, not to what they mean.

thrasymachus/pence 2016

j., Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

So Trump camp was already rumbling about the Cuba story and...

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/781607229241823233

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 September 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

it's interesting to see these different news outlets not really covering or even referencing each other's stories (NYT doesn't mention WaPo, neither mentions Newsweek bombshell) - idk if this is different from how these stories might have broken/been covered in the past, but the professional territoriality seems diminish the overall impact of the various Trump scandals. Seems like the most we can expect is something like the above - a NYT staff tweeting about a Newsweek story

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

Huh? He's the guy who wrote the story! And he works at both spots.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 September 2016 22:06 (seven years ago) link

lol sorry misread his twitter bio

I guess NYT won't be mentioning this at all then!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

seems like Trump's going to have a number of criminal proceedings against him after the election

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

This was just posted on FB by someone I've known since the second grade. He has a PhD in mechanical engineering, and his wife is both African-American (he's white btw) and a doctor. This election has made people dumb.

Hillary has chosen the new face of the Democratic Party and the choice couldn't be more appropriate: a judge-threatening, public-fornicating trainwreck who had a Mexican drug lord's anchor baby in Miami. If that doesn't say Democrat I don't know what does.

Also, Donald Trump is the Guy Fieri of politics. See, I'm fair and balanced like Fox News.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 September 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link

is that supposed to refer to miss universe

j., Thursday, 29 September 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link

yeah, "Guy Fieri" is that hard-hitting bodying of Trump that balances out what he said about the Democratic Party

Neanderthal, Thursday, 29 September 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

public fornicating

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 23:32 (seven years ago) link

i love it when I go to the ball pit at McDonald's and people are fornicating in it

Neanderthal, Thursday, 29 September 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link

I would've appreciated it if he could have thrown a "strumpet" or "hussy" in there

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link

as a lifelong Democrat, I spend the majority of my days publicly fornicating with Mexican drug lords while threatening judges

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

I fornicate with judges and threaten anchors

Neanderthal, Thursday, 29 September 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

news anchors, specifically

Neanderthal, Thursday, 29 September 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

A couple of weeks ago he was going on about what's-his-face, the Orlando murderer's dad, being at the Clinton rally with a sarcastic, "Well, they are the big tent, I guess." I asked if, given that he's a private citizen with no criminal record and no charges against him, they were supposed to have thrown him out and he never responded.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 September 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

judge threatening? the trump campaign is built on projection, jfc

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 29 September 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link

I'll say this much. The press has been less than diligent and thorough this campaign, maybe even more than usual, but I find it heartening every time one of these no minced words, harshly anti-Trump to the extreme editorial endorsements comes out.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

^^^ was just coming here to post that USA Today piece, brutal

sleeve, Friday, 30 September 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

did trump call someone on the gannett board fat in 1986 or something because their properties have really been lining up

j., Friday, 30 September 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link

Jesus. On the one hand it's like getting a beatdown from Which Laptop?. On the other hand it's like getting a beatdown from Which Laptop?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 September 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link

Lol at "Most editorials are coupled with an opposing view — a unique USA TODAY feature." - this one is opposed by Pence!

But, if there's a good time to start impersonating a newspaper, this is that time.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 September 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

this is pretty fuckin weak tho

Nor does this editorial represent unqualified support for Hillary Clinton, who has her own flaws (though hers are far less likely to threaten national security or lead to a constitutional crisis). The Editorial Board does not have a consensus for a Clinton endorsement.

Some of us look at her command of the issues, resilience and long record of public service — as first lady, U.S. senator and secretary of State — and believe she’d serve the nation ably as its president.

Other board members have serious reservations about Clinton’s sense of entitlement, her lack of candor and her extreme carelessness in handling classified information.

entitlement? not sucking the medias dick? email boogeyman? one guy would precipitate a constitutional crisis and has the temperament of a 6 year old but we cant endorse hillary because shes entitled.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 30 September 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

A pie chart made of 0% donald

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Friday, 30 September 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

xpost Yeah, fuck that noise. Is she entitled? Sure! Has she worked hard anyway? Yeah! So what if she's been campaigning for president for years, she's putting in the 10,000 hours.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

i mean, it's friggin gannett media, the standard-bearer of mediocre milquetoast ubiquity, u gotta expect that theyll drop in some "balance" caveat

getting them to say almost anything is a minor miracle tho i guess

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 September 2016 00:43 (seven years ago) link

we have decided to break from tradition and tell you that trump is a dangerous demagogue and should come nowhere near the presidency

however we cannot fully endorse you doing everything in your personal capacity to prevent him from being president, such as voting for the other candidate

iatee, Friday, 30 September 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

lotta different readers w/ a lotta different priorities

j., Friday, 30 September 2016 00:48 (seven years ago) link

kinda creeped out by their choice of simile here: "attempting to assess his policy positions is like shooting at a moving target."

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 30 September 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

Being generous, though, the Gannett editorial policy is kind of admirably inclusive - they gave Atrios a big venue to argue for increasing Social Security way before it was cool.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 30 September 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

^^^ also significant, as an aside, for those worrying that things like Farenthold's WaPo investigative work are for naught:

If New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman (D) finds that Trump’s foundation raised money in violation of the law, he could order the charity to stop raising money immediately. With a court’s permission, Schneiderman could also force Trump to return money that his foundation has already raised.

The Trump campaign did not respond to a request for comment Thursday.

Schneiderman’s office declined to comment on whether it was investigating the lack of registration for the Trump Foundation. Schneiderman had previously launched an investigation of the foundation in the wake of reports by The Washington Post that Trump used his charity’s money to make a political gift, to buy paintings of himself and to settle legal disputes involving his for-profit businesses.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 30 September 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

Posted by android at 3.20am https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/781755469488615424

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 08:46 (seven years ago) link

And now at 5:15am https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/781784161044553728

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 09:28 (seven years ago) link

My god.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 September 2016 10:06 (seven years ago) link

he kept going

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 10:21 (seven years ago) link

"paragon of virtue" is such a readymade

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 September 2016 10:24 (seven years ago) link

he just doesn't fucking get it at all

the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 10:32 (seven years ago) link

"Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?"

This shit will be taught in a gender studies class one day.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 September 2016 10:50 (seven years ago) link

I love the thought of all the surrogates/campaign managers waking up to this.

Frederik B, Friday, 30 September 2016 10:57 (seven years ago) link

It's amazing he tweeted three misogynistic attacks in 15 minutes at five in the morning. Just for the cartoonishness of it all.

Frederik B, Friday, 30 September 2016 11:03 (seven years ago) link

and his previous tweet was at 3.20am, so he's obviously not getting a lot of sleep

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 11:06 (seven years ago) link

he seems to be completely unraveling over the dumbest possible shit

just business as usual

frogbs, Friday, 30 September 2016 11:11 (seven years ago) link

On the bright side, whoever came up with "Follow the money" as his new campaign slogan has excellent taste in movies.

clemenza, Friday, 30 September 2016 11:44 (seven years ago) link

follow it....all the way to Cuba

Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 11:45 (seven years ago) link

this fucking guy

Doctor Casino, Friday, 30 September 2016 11:53 (seven years ago) link

Wtf Trump. I don't know where the bottom is!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2016 12:14 (seven years ago) link

It's where all the shit keeps coming out

Evan, Friday, 30 September 2016 12:15 (seven years ago) link

Good god, and his strategy, his October surprise, is to bring up Bill? I balls of this dude, the sheer hubris. The odds that he only had two affairs and married both of his mistresses is somewhere between 0 and 0.

Then NH1 asked Trump if his own marital history would be "fair game."

"I guess," he responded. "But it’s a lot different than his. That I can tell you. We have a situation where we have a president who was a disaster and he was ultimately impeached over it, in a sense for lying. And so we’ll see whether or not we discuss it."

NH1 asked Trump if he was worried about his marital history.

"No, not at all. I have a very good history," he replied.

A very good history. The best. What a fucking child.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2016 12:18 (seven years ago) link

it must be nice to be so perfectly oblivious

the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:23 (seven years ago) link

imagine floating through life believing you're the fucking best of all time and anything bad that happens is other peoples' fault - it'd be amazing

i mean you'd be a total asshole but you wouldn't care so what difference does it make really

the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:24 (seven years ago) link

Feel like he's got to lose some votes at this point not because he's doing politically unwise things or that he's a dangerous petulant racist, but because it's become clear even to his fans that he has an iq of 75.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:25 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/780727118602928128

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link

Is there time for him to fire another set of staff?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link

PIVOT, BABY, PIVOT

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:30 (seven years ago) link

I am so, so, so glad that Trump snuck into Conway's office this morning and rooted through her desk until he found his phone. The world deserved to hear his side of the story!

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:30 (seven years ago) link

"a story that DEMANDED to be told"

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:32 (seven years ago) link

I might finally accept the existence of a higher power if a year and change of Trump pissing in America's face ultimately results in him getting locked up.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:33 (seven years ago) link

My happy place, very short term, would be Trump losing by 10-20% and his resulting meltdown.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:34 (seven years ago) link

am so, so, so glad that Trump snuck into Conway's office this morning and rooted through her desk until he found his phone. The world deserved to hear his side of the story!

― I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch),

I'm pretty sure that's how it happened

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:37 (seven years ago) link

In all fairness, his spokespeople were doing a pretty poor job of communicating just how disgusting Machado is. The world deserved to know.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link

so a major party nominee for president just tweeted "check out sex tape"

what fucked up alternate timeline are we living in

frogbs, Friday, 30 September 2016 12:40 (seven years ago) link

Hillary has gone from 51% to 66% at 538 in the four days since the debate. And these couple news cycles won't help either.

Frederik B, Friday, 30 September 2016 12:41 (seven years ago) link

Ted Cruz sure picked a good time to endorse, fuckin loser

frogbs, Friday, 30 September 2016 12:43 (seven years ago) link

How is he fucking up the Miss Universe thing so badly? He must know that it's a trap, but he's going to bulldoze ahead anyway.

jmm, Friday, 30 September 2016 12:45 (seven years ago) link

i might be ready to put some money on this election

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link

I don't understand here is what is happening to cause the tightening in the first place... are people really forgetting that Trump is a terrible human being for a brief moment then they remember again? Hillary doesn't seem to be doing anything really (outside of the convention) it's just steady flow of low rent scandals basically.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:48 (seven years ago) link

How is he fucking up the Miss Universe thing so badly? He must know that it's a trap, but he's going to bulldoze ahead anyway.

― jmm, Friday, September 30, 2016 7:45 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The bear only sees the fish lying on a pile of reeds. He can't wrap his head around the idea of a deadfall. But even a bear has sense enough, after pulling its gravely wounded body out of the hole, to not leap directly onto the spikes again. And again. And again.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:50 (seven years ago) link

I think it's based on a couple things: Hillary had a bad couple of weeks and Trump managed to hold it together very briefly. This caused some on the fence Hillary supporters to move over to Johnson and Stein, and some uncommitted Republicans to feel more comfortable with a vote for Trump. It looks like these trends are pretty much done now.

xp

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link

Even though our Donnie is a millionaire
That doesn't mean he's smarter than the average bear

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link

c'mon he's a billionaire just wait until he's out of audit and he can show you his beautiful tax returns

the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:53 (seven years ago) link

omg they still haven't taken his phone away

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:54 (seven years ago) link

How is he fucking up the Miss Universe thing so badly? He must know that it's a trap, but he's going to bulldoze ahead anyway.

It's all that time spent on golf courses. He knows the only way to get out of a trap is just keep swinging.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link

I imagine a dream scenario where he pleas out on some impending criminal charge and agrees to pay, in full, everyone he's ever stiffed and it ultimately shakes out that he's barely a thousandaire.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link

another gem from this morning

"Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying "sources said," DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!"

uhh Donald "sources said" is like your sole source of information

frogbs, Friday, 30 September 2016 12:56 (seven years ago) link

btw apparently that Machado sex tape isn't even her? sounds about right

frogbs, Friday, 30 September 2016 12:59 (seven years ago) link

Anytime you hear me or my campaign saying something unbelievably stupid, DO NOT believe it. We didn't say anything stupid, your ears are just broken!

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 12:59 (seven years ago) link

xxp his sources are extremely credible though

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtmniuVUMAAeT9g.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:00 (seven years ago) link

yea so apparently there is no Alicia Machado sex tape, though she was topless in Playboy

similar to what Trump's current wife did

frogbs, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link

sex tape boorish thing is better than "did business illegally in Cuba," I don't want to give him too much credit but if he has to pick between scandals today it's check out sex tape all the way

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link

just imagining Paul Ryan this morning is making me smile

frogbs, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link

so a major party nominee for president just tweeted "check out sex tape"

what fucked up alternate timeline are we living in

one with more advanced technology than "Grover Cleveland love child" era, that's all

so so fucking boring

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link

bored people are boring people, friend

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:08 (seven years ago) link

can't wait to see what truly awful blog post Scott Adams will be writing this morning

frogbs, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:09 (seven years ago) link

Trump is hypnotizing us by referring to women as disgusting pigs which makes us think of bacon which makes us hungry and forget about silly things like politics.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link

Morbs, do you mind checking in every, oh I don't know, three hours or so and letting us know if this election you can't stop commenting on has become any more interesting for you? We'll do what we can to spice things up, since this is the only topic currently open for discussion here.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:17 (seven years ago) link

"Now, in the 2-D world, you might think of Trump's comment's as sexist. But as someone trained in persuasion, I see his comments as the moment he won the election. You see,....."

frogbs, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link

MediaMatters has the story on the 'sex tape': http://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/09/28/right-wing-porn-star-attack-former-miss-universe-falls-apart/213419 In short, The Daily Caller wrote about Machado being in a porn film, though it's not her. The lie then repeated throughout the rightwing echo chamber - Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Jefrey Lord, etc. She was on a 'risque reality show', and she was topless for playboy, but she never did 'porn'.

538 pointed out that Clinton has actually gone down in the polls pretty much everyday. After the conventions she went up 8 points in 3 days, then slowly lost again. If I was guessing, I'd say that in a vacuum, low-info voters just like the man better than the woman. Couple that with the 'deplorables' comment and the healthscare, and she had a bad month. Hopefully there's enough news and debates to keep focus on the sheer awfulness of Trump this last month.

Frederik B, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

also, lol @ this

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/30/opinion/campaign-stops/fat-shamer-in-chief.html

At 6-foot-2, the height that he has long given profile writers, Trump weighs 236 pounds, he told Dr. Oz. Not quite Taftian — he ballooned to 354 pounds by his inauguration in 1909 — but not healthy, either. By government guidelines, Trump is obese. In a weasel move to avoid that classification, Trump now says he is 6-foot-3, which makes him merely overweight. How he grew an inch, at the age of 70, is a story that has escaped his hagiographers at Fox.

frogbs, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:24 (seven years ago) link

I ordered a Hillary bumper sticker, along with a donation yesterday. I've never done either of these things. But I admit I'm kinda scared to even put the bumper sticker on.

― how's life, Thursday, September 15, 2016 1:09 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I applied my Hillary for America sticker earlier this week. It's been vandalism-free and road rage-free so far. I had been taking extra care to not be a shitty driver too, lest someone get that idea about Hillary voters. Then yesterday I ran a red light in front of a fire house.

how's life, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

The article features the correction, “The star of Apprentass 4 was Angel Dark, not Alicia Machado.”

jmm, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link

It's called Apprentass, this is too perfect

frogbs, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link

Can't wait until people discover the entry of the Drilled Daddies series that Trump definitely starred in. Go on, spread the word, no need for research or confirmation or anything that resembles real life.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:34 (seven years ago) link

Why aren't people just spreading vicious and obviously fake rumors about Trump 24/7? Is it that whole 'go high' thing?

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

seriously. if he's the type that is so fragile that he has to reply to every criticism, handlers be damned, keep flinging crap at him and watch him whack-a-mole

Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:37 (seven years ago) link

clinton was mean and had a health scare, which somehow is incredibly relevant after several weeks when she appeared perfectly healthy after getting over pneumonia and was treated incredibly rudely by you-know-who and then beat him down in a debate regardless

i've taken longer to get over the common cold

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link

The regional manager in my company's Miami office is a Trumpkin. She's constantly posting on FB and Twitter about him being the only one that can save America, and reposting all his campaign's stuff. Unbelievable. I've known this woman for at least a decade and she's never shown any sign of being an insane idiot before.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

like the entire media cycle needs bullet points to put up about her and all they've got is "did well in debate" and "was sick a while back" and people think, hmm, wonder about her health

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link

xpost The onset of Creutzfeldt-Jakob is pretty quick, I hear.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link

i've never seen "the apprentice," maybe there is vital information about trump's skills that i'm missing

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link

like these people that think Trump is the only dude that can save America, what are they gonna do when he loses?

are they gonna have to put the bridges on watch by law enforcement?

Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

I wonder if people who appeared on the apprentice are busily erasing it from their resumes (assuming it's on them - but wasn't that the point?)

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link

http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/Another-Miss-Universe-Contestant-Says-Trump-9439615.php

More Miss Universe ladies saying he's a creepazoid

akm, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

Trump's October surprise = Hillary is an alien!

xpost and here comes the deluge!

Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

i've never seen "the apprentice," maybe there is vital information about trump's skills that i'm missing

there isn't

¶ (DJP), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

also here's one for the out-of-context thread from the link akm posted:

Seal was Miss Australia in the 1996 Miss Universe pageant

¶ (DJP), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link

he's a multi-talented guy, Seal

akm, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:52 (seven years ago) link

Trump's never gonna survive 'less he gets a little crazy

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link

exposed: trump's torrid affair with heidi klum's ex

the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

I'm starting to feel like, in terms of likability, Trump is basically Cruz + money. The only people willing to say anything nice about him are those who have profited off of him or hope to in the future.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

trump has a (albeit mystifying) popular appeal that cruz will never have though

meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

There's nothing mystifying about either racism or saying "You got screwed over, am I right?" when it comes to a lot of people.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 September 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

true

meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

Ah, Jeb.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/jeb-bush-no-one-vote

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 September 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

What if they gave an election and no one came?

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

jeb! boldly staking his claim on intellectual territory usually occupied solely by stoned high-schoolers

meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link

omg they still haven't taken his phone away

Clearly he got his hands on a burner. Trump probably has phones stashed around the house like alcoholics do with bottles. And obviously the way Trump gained an inch is lifts. Duh. Presto: no longer obese. If he gets a pair of Tom Cruise Frankenstein shoes maybe he'll claim he's a great basketball player, too.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

you mean Gary Johnson?

xpost

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

He's going to wobble into next weekend's town hall at a svelte 11'4".

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

And then dunk!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cJmpwkUx4s

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

Some outlets reported that Bush was privately supporting Johnson, and The New York Daily News reported he'd hinted at his support for Johnson publicly at a Manhattan Institute event this week, mouthing the Libertarian's name to someone who said he didn't want to vote for either Trump or Clinton. Bush denied that report, though.

"I don't think so," Bush said when reporters asked if he had done that, according to CNN.

lol Jeb is voting for Stein

¶ (DJP), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

"Well, if everybody didn't vote, that would be a pretty powerful political statement, wouldn't it?" Bush said, according to CNN.

this man is considered the smartest Bush.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

More like smart as a shrub.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

Jeb is voting for Jeb

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

I also thing George W. is smarter than Jeb, take what you will from that

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

Why aren't people just spreading vicious and obviously fake rumors about Trump 24/7? Is it that whole 'go high' thing?

the photoshopped "#TrumpWon was launched in Russia" tweet got a lot of traction

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

jeb! boldly staking his claim on intellectual territory usually occupied solely by stoned high-schoolers

to be fair, jeb is right that kathleen kennedy townsend facebook-posting his dad's vote was a dick move

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

I also thing George W. is smarter than Jeb, take what you will from that

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, September 30, 201

tom

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

Trump is like the Last Emperor, raised in privilege, completely oblivious to the way the world works and how it has changed around him. And now he finally leaves his palace and learns that everything he has been told has been a lie, or inaccurate. So he freaks out and thinks he's the only one who's right, and no one is brave enough to tell him otherwise. It's easier to drum up a fake poll that says he's winning, or leak some falsehood to one of his right wing propaganda publications so that he can site "sources."

The best end to all of this would be a humiliating loss, followed by criminal charges, followed by knowledge that all his useful idiots have embezzled his wealth down to nothing.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

Well, at least we know he'll be ready for that 3am call.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

I still think the reason Trump is working on a property in DC is he thinks he's going to be president and wants a place to hide that hair guy he keeps in Trump Tower, the doctor who gives him happy pills, and whatever other dark shit he doesn't feel comfortable having on the record. So probably... a lot of stuff.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

would president trump prioritise continuing a twitter beef over launching a nuke or vice-versa?

meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

I'd imagine he plans on making those people at Twitter add a 'Nuke' button to his account.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

I'm imagining his cabinet playing the same piss-poor game of keepaway with the launch code that his handlers are playing with his phone.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:34 (seven years ago) link

I feel like he's giving a lot of fuel to Howard Dean's cokehead theory with the 3am tweeting

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

Well, at least we know he'll be ready for that 3am call.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, September 30, 2016 9:27 AM

lol

global tetrahedron, Friday, 30 September 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

xpost C'mon, it's not that unusual for a 70-year-old man's bladder to wake him up at 3am. The fact that he does a bump after taking a splash is incidental.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

Man, the people in response to that tweet arguing that Trump scheduled his tweets in advance to control the morning news cycle...

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

The "crazy like a fox" defence is my favourite

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

is that what his hair is made from

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

Wow, Crooked Hillary was duped and used by my worst Miss U...

The fact that Trump is completely unaware of who's pwning who in this whole thing is blowing my mind. He's learned nothing since the Khan feud. He's like Sideshow Bob, stepping on the rakes over and over and over.

Wants to impose Sriracha law in America (Dan Peterson), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

other republicans uncritically repeating "60 pounds" is lol

yes, this woman literally gained sixty pounds and not a far lesser amount of weight

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

how much complete fucking horseshit do you think his daughters have had to put up with?

I would guess that is why he "forgets" to recognize a daughter, her mother actually has reasonable ideas and is insulated from his abuse

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

The "crazy like a fox" defence is my favourite

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, September 30, 2016 10:44 AM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that what his hair is made from

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, September 30, 2016 10:45 AM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't know, do foxes have pubes?

Evan, Friday, 30 September 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

The best, the most luxurious pubes. They're gorgeous, these pubes, I can tell you that.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link

C'mon, it's not that unusual for a 70-year-old man's bladder to wake him up at 3am. The fact that he does a bump after taking a splash is incidental.

LOL

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

haven't been really following this thread much so sorry if this is already news but i can't even . . . did the republican congress (a senate who refuses to hold supreme court justice hearings) really just vote to let foreign governments sue our foreign-stationed troops? what the fuck is wrong with them?

http://washingtonmonthly.com/2016/09/29/congress-does-something-stupid-blames-obama/

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

Wow, Crooked Hillary was duped and used by my worst Miss U...

the 'my' there is creepy as fuck

meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:17 (seven years ago) link

they did, and then were immediately like "whoops"

xp

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:17 (seven years ago) link

haven't been really following this thread much so sorry if this is already news but i can't even . . . did the republican congress (a senate who refuses to hold supreme court justice hearings) really just vote to let foreign governments sue our foreign-stationed troops? what the fuck is wrong with them?

http://washingtonmonthly.com/2016/09/29/congress-does-something-stupid-blames-obama/

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, September 30, 2016 10:14 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh my Christ, that is next fucking level.

Senate: "Let's make this thing a law!"
President: "That's a bad idea, and here are the reasons why I think it's a bad idea."
Senate: "Yay, we passed the bill!"
President: "I'm going to veto your bill because it's a bad idea, and here are the reasons why I think it's a bad idea."
Congress: "Fuck you, we veto your veto and BOOM! It's a law!...Oh, wait, we didn't realize that there were reasons why this was a bad idea. Thanks, Obama!"

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

Clearly he got his hands on a burner. Trump probably has phones stashed around the house like alcoholics do with bottles

Samsumgs, Tracfones, Movistar in little baggies, bobbing up & down

https://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/duffless9.png

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

“Everybody was aware of who the potential beneficiaries were but no one had really focused on the potential downside in terms of our international relationships. And I think it was just a ball dropped,” McConnell said. “I hate to blame everything on him and I don’t, but it would have been helpful if we had a discussion about this much earlier than the last week.”

mcconnell is such piece of shit

marcos, Friday, 30 September 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

The more I read about this 9/11 bill and the aftermath, the more I keep imagining Congress being all:

https://i.imgflip.com/18ugtd.jpg

¶ (DJP), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

Accidentally opening the door for people to sue us for torturing them and bombing their weddings and hospitals is not exactly the end of the world, tbh

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I kinda feel about that the way I feel about the prospect of wildlife collectively rising up to wipe out and devour humankind. It would suck for us but it wouldn't exactly be unjust.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

it is from the GOP's point of view, remember how enthusiastic they are about the UN, World Court, etc.

Οὖτις, Friday, 30 September 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

would be nice to see both candidates sued out of the race

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

A word about fundraising e-mails:

I do not care if you've been up all night crunching fundraising numbers. You are using an extremely over-familiar tone considering I DO NOT KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE. I have already decided I am voting for the candidate you represent and thusly do not require 20 "updates" from the team each day.

jane burkini (suzy), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

i keep asking them to scale back the number of fundraising emails they send me and that lasts for about a week and then they crank it back up to twice a day again

Mordy, Friday, 30 September 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

you can tell them to not send you any more messages, that actually has a legal definition

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

I am completely fucking dying at McConnell playing dumb after Obama specifically wrote why this bill was bad

jesus christ congress

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

the sex tape thing is hilarious, even better that the video in question is called "aprentass" lmao

marcos, Friday, 30 September 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

I'm not gonna check it out but I'm like 90% sure it's a parody of Trump's own TV show which makes this even funnier

frogbs, Friday, 30 September 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/trump-ivanka-made-promise-not-date-younger-article-1.2813061

The casino owner and future Republican nominee told Howard Stern in 1999 that his daughter Ivanka, who was 17 at the time, had made him swear not to date anyone younger than her.

“I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great — Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said during a taping of Howard Stern’s radio show in June 1999. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

oh my fucking god

frogbs, Friday, 30 September 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

Wow.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

Could be fun:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-zakarian-suit-deposition-video-public

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 September 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

speaking of which

In a Thursday interview, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich slammed Hillary Clinton's resurfacing of Donald Trump's comments about a former Miss Universe as "an ambush that was as false as Benghazi."

"This is the new Benghazi lie," he said in an interview on conservative radio host Sean Hannity's show, as flagged by Buzzfeed.

"It was as false as her claim she was under fire in Bosnia. It was as false as the lies she told about her emails," he added, sparing no political metaphor in his criticism of Clinton. "As happened in Ferguson, as happened in Benghazi, as happened in Bosnia, it’s all starting to fall apart because it’s based on a series of falsehoods."

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

Increasingly hard to be anything but cynical about WTF newspaper endorsements in a world where clicks are hard to come by

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

...Ferguson?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

...was an inside job, duh! Wake up!

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

But Newt, I certainly feel like it's true, and that's what matters. Facts have liberal bias, right?

Evan, Friday, 30 September 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

The casino owner and future Republican nominee told Howard Stern in 1999 that his daughter Ivanka, who was 17 at the time, had made him swear not to date anyone younger than her.
“I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great — Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said during a taping of Howard Stern’s radio show in June 1999. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”

I am reasonably certain from context that even adjusting for Trumpian levels of atrocity, that was still meant to be a joke.

It is a spectacularly shitty joke, though.

¶ (DJP), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/781886874436636672

Jessica Valenti ‏@JessicaValenti

How the fuck did I miss this?

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/02/donald-trump-s-douchebaggiest-interview-ever-any-girl-you-have-i-can-take-from-you.html

“Now, somebody who a lot of people don’t give credit to but is in actuality very beautiful is Paris Hilton,” Trump told Stern. “I’ve known Paris Hilton from the time she’s 12, her parents are friends of mine, and the first time I saw her she walked into the room and I said, ‘Who the hell is that?’ At 12, I wasn’t interested… but she was beautiful.” He also admitted to watching Paris Hilton’s sex tape with Knauss, despite knowing her since the age of 12 and being very close friends with the Hilton Family.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

Clinton's vision of ever-expanding government is in such denial of our national debt crisis as to be fanciful. Rather than run as a practical-minded Democrat as in 2008, this year she lurched left, pandering to match the Free Stuff agenda of then-rival Bernie Sanders. She has positioned herself so far to the left on spending that her presidency would extend the political schism that has divided America for some 24 years.

Imagine!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

I have found the prophet:

https://twitter.com/jessesingal/status/781840667664408576

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 September 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

yeah because 'spending' is the real root of all of america's political problems - I dont recall the fiscally conservative gop exercising any financial restraint whatsoever from 2000-2008.

xp

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

both sides do it, mayor

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

“He (Trump) sends things to her (Kara) on paper from the news—clippings of all his articles he sends her, circles his name, and writes, ‘Billionaire,’” continued Benza. “He’s out of his mind.”

Evan, Friday, 30 September 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

mr. gorbachev, check out sex tape

mookieproof, Friday, 30 September 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

I bet the Clinton team cannot believe how well their debate strategy worked

intheblanks, Friday, 30 September 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

trump owned himself for an entire week. A WHOLE WEEK.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

Which is now fodder for the next debate

intheblanks, Friday, 30 September 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

From CNN of all places:

Days after patting himself on the back for not invoking them on a debate stage, Donald Trump and his campaign are attempting to use Bill Clinton's sex scandals to cast a shadow on Hillary Clinton.

[...]

Still, the irony does not seem to have resonated with his campaign brain trust. On Wednesday, they put out talking points encouraging surrogates to chat about Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones. A day earlier, Trump (who is overweight himself) hit back at claims he'd body-shamed a former Miss Universe by noting to Fox News that "she gained a massive amount of weight."

Odd, but not surprising. Especially when you consider the rogues gallery of advisers Trump has drafted in over the past few months -- a pasty collection of older males, mostly media executives and politicians, with a long rap sheet of marital infidelities, sex scandals and worse...

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

Clinton campaign is like an older sibling making a younger sibling hit themselves in the face while taunting "stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself!"

Οὖτις, Friday, 30 September 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

"pasty collection of older males" is good

savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

Some of Donald Trump's advisers are discussing an overhaul in how he prepares for his second face-off with Hillary Clinton, and one option being floated internally is asking Chris Christie to take a leading role to get the Republican nominee ready.

The New Jersey governor, a long-time friend of Trump's, is one of "the few" in the billionaire's inner circle who has always been straight with him, and was "brutally honest" about his shortcomings after this week's debate, according to a source familiar with the discussions.

There's no sign that everyone in the campaign agrees this is the right path forward.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/29/politics/donald-trump-debate-chris-christie/index.html

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

"You're not supposed to gain 60 pounds during the year that you're Miss Universe," said the former House speaker, who has no known experience in or around beauty pageants.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

I'm real interested in the angle Trump takes with Bill's infidelities. Were they somehow Hillary's fault? Was she just no good in bed? Did she let her looks go? Do we really want a frigid, lazy slob for a president?

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

Should we do mini-poll as to what topic Trump will psesumably fuck himself over in the next one due to the tragic core of his damn'd soul? Cuba? Some real estate deal? Hilariously stupid charity tax dodges?

Or will it just be more treatment of women(and probably non-white women at that)?

I figure not all of these will have the same traction or weight with the press or voters, but I'm curious as to the odds on which thing he goes all-in on

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

'm real interested in the angle Trump takes with Bill's infidelities. Were they somehow Hillary's fault? Was she just no good in bed? Did she let her looks go? Do we really want a frigid, lazy slob for a president?

Will they attempt to quote from Chris Rock's 98/99 Lewinsky bit?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

Hillary targeted this Machado thing to increase her appeal to key voting demos that she needs: women and latinos. I wouldn't be surprised if next deadfall trap is oriented around an issue to appeal to a specific demographic that she still needs to turn out for her - millenials or african americans etc.

Οὖτις, Friday, 30 September 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

I'm trying to think of a single public figure as profoundly stupid as Trump who doesn't have some commensurate opposing quality (however shallow) that makes up the difference enough to justify their existence as a public figure. Comin' up short.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/TimAlberta/status/781906862044160000

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

wait, it's impossible to keep up. i thought chris christie was the 400-pounder, sitting on his bed, hacking the DNC?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

Some of Donald Trump's advisers are discussing an overhaul in how he prepares for his second face-off with Hillary Clinton, and one option being floated internally is asking Chris Christie to take a leading role to get the Republican nominee ready.

So the loud asshole Jersey guy is gunna attempt to browbeat the loud asshole Queens guy into compliance?

Voices screaming at each other long into the wee hours, campaign aides and office staffers mixing xanax with jack daniels in an attempt to get a good night's sleep under their desks

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

I am reasonably certain from context that even adjusting for Trumpian levels of atrocity, that was still meant to be a joke.

I am starting to believe in the theory that Trump states exactly what he's thinking/doing in terms of a joke or as an accusation of what his competition would do. At the same time he was speaking in Florida and saying he wouldn't do business in Cuba he was working someone to try to do business in Cuba!

So when he keeps marrying women at around the same age and jokes about the field narrowing..
Married / Age
Ivana / 28
Marla / 29
Melania / 35 (started dating when she was ~30)

Ivanka's currently 34, if Donald washes out of this marriage then yeah, he's going to have to break his pattern

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

https://youtu.be/QGvShZbInkc

Οὖτις, Friday, 30 September 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

he keeps getting older, but women in their late 20s keep being a demographic

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

You know who isn't younger than Ivanka? Ivanka.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

he keeps getting older, but women in their late 20s keep being a demographic

that's why he loves them high school girls

Οὖτις, Friday, 30 September 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

my current miss universe, about the same age as my last miss universe

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

mr. gorbachev, check out sex tape

― mookieproof, Friday, September 30, 2016 1:09 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loooool

marcos, Friday, 30 September 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/KristerJohnson/status/781908688185339904

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

the fact that it isn't her in this porn thing makes absolutely no difference, does it? I hate people.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

Hilldogg on FB:

This is...unhinged, even for Trump. A few notes.
What kind of man stays up all night to smear a woman with lies and conspiracy theories? Alicia deserves praise for courageously standing up to Trump's attacks. And he has the gall to blame her for his cruel behavior—and even say he "helped"?
When something gets under Donald's thin skin, he lashes out and can't let go. This is dangerous for a presidential candidate, never mind a president.
What's more: This is a pattern of flying off the handle at women who defy, criticize, or otherwise displease Trump. To Donald, women like Alicia are only as valuable as his personal opinion about their looks. He obsessively bullies Rosie O'Donnell, an accomplished actor. He calls female reporters and news hosts who question him "crazy" and "neurotic," or worse. He insulted Kim Kardashian for her weight—when she was pregnant. It's pathetic.
We've heard Donald's insults for years, and his policies reflect this disregard—even contempt—for women:
On equal pay, Trump says women should just "do as good a job" as men. He thinks women who get an abortion should be "punished." He called pregnancy an "inconvenience" to employers. Wives working are "dangerous."
He's never hidden how he truly feels about women, but it's never been clearer than right now: he doesn't respect half the population of this country—and he doesn't deserve to lead it.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/MSDijN2.jpg

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

lol

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

omfg this world

https://twitter.com/ChilisSupport/status/781713684523548672

goole, Friday, 30 September 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

THis is what it's come to in Trump's America, #brands being accidentally trolled on Twitter. <----------TRENCHANT

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

sing a song of 6 hillarymen

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

Hillary, I think you could've made a point that was 100% easy to agree with if you hadn't included the roadbump of a phrase 'an accomplished actor'.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

i think that person is for real

goole, Friday, 30 September 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

who, @dogboner? he's as real as it gets :)

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

pour one out for Diarrhea Buttballs

¶ (DJP), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

Oh he can do that himself.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 September 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

^^^ clearest excelsior/striking imagery crossover in a while

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

irl dying

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

irl dying

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

It's sad he was a buttball

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

watching weird twitter clown scott adams makes me feel good

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

A very 'eats shoots and leaves' sentence there but it works both ways.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

Video deposition referred to above is live

https://www.buzzfeed.com/danielwagner/trump-video-depositions?utm_term=.ea3rZwgL0#.aaNrEVKXN

Trump suggests in one exchange that his incendiary comments about Mexicans made during his campaign kickoff — he said people coming here from the country were “rapists” — were premeditated. Another answer shows Trump bragging about how he signs hundreds of real estate leases but relies on others to actually read and review the documents.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 September 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

xp it's more of a buffalo buffalo buffalo one

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 15m15 minutes ago
For those few people knocking me for tweeting at three o'clock in the morning, at least you know I will be there, awake, to answer the call!

jmm, Friday, 30 September 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

How could staying up all night be a bad thing? It means he's ready for anything!

jmm, Friday, 30 September 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

Sleep is for pathetic losers who can't afford low-grade trucker speed.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

Kinda like Goldie Taylor's response to that:

https://twitter.com/goldietaylor/status/781927607021498368

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 September 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

Liiiiiike...if it were anyone else, I'd say that Trump's was a decent response to the 3AM criticism. But because it's Trump, I am 150% sure that he's just parroting someone else's utterance of that exact response.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

Make that 250%.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

It doesn't matter the exact percent, I can show you lots of percents, they're fine percents, great percents.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

lol at Trump in the deposition. "I guess they wanted to get out of the lease because they think I said something terrible. But I won the nomination so I couldn't have said anything terrible."

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

perdollar, actually. Billions.

Evan, Friday, 30 September 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

A politically smart person might be able to find the right angle to discredit Hillary with reference to Bill's affairs. Not the dalliances themselves, but rather the extent to which she worked to discredit his accusers (nuts/sluts), and to hush up allegations e.g. Broaddrick. You could then tie it to the case where she allegedly freed a child rapist and then laughed about it. http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-freed-child-rapist-laughed-about-it/

But Trump's not smart and he will find a way to take neither of those lines of attack. His way of bringing it up will read as nagl victim-blaming.

So he'll flee from the frying pan (right-wingers saying he was too timid) to the fire (undecided and swing voters recoiling from watching him be MEAN to a GIRL).

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

@DougHenwood
The interesting but quite right-wing Dorothy Rabinowitz endorses HRC

http://www.wsj.com/articles/hillary-hatred-derangement-syndrome-1475192121

Serious question: If Sanders had been the nominee, who would all the neocons be endorsing?

And if your answer is a variation of "Not Sanders," what does that say about who Clinton is?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

the freed child rapist + laughed about it "scandal" is so disingenuous

Mordy, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

he keeps getting older, but women in their late 20s keep being a demographic

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/2c/ef/cb/2cefcb07573cbafe34a3ee9cb90dd291.jpg

A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

dammit just saw your gif shakey

A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

henwood is pretty dumb, huh.

Mordy, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

I have a followup question: If my grandmother had wheels, exactly what brand of trolley car would she be?

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

By citing Lewinsky et. al. Trump is appealing to those who cannot conceive of Bill ever being back in the White House in any capacity. But Trump had those votes already. He has only one audience he understands, appreciates and panders to. I expect a good 20% of the votes he'll get will be from voters who find him completely disgusting, but they'll do it because he's the Republican nominee.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

Henwood has a rage-boner for Hillary that won't quit and it's disappointing because otherwise I think he does valuable work

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

Serious question: If Sanders had been the nominee, who would all the neocons be endorsing?

And if your answer is a variation of "Not Sanders," what does that say about who Clinton is?

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, September 30, 2016 2:02 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^valid questions, imo

my guess is that most of them would've just remained silent?

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

henwood is pretty dumb, huh.

the questions were mine, Prince Stoner.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

what does that say about who Clinton is?

it says she's someone with political positions that neocons find more palatable than sanders' positions. but that is hardly a surprise to anyone who can rub two neurons together. I note only that sanders is not the nominee. feel free to write him in if you wish.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

serious answer: presumably they wouldn't endorse sanders but maybe they would have. he's still more a part of the US foreign affairs consensus than Trump. or maybe bc of his other issues they'd decline to endorse anyone but it's kinda a silly counterfactual. it doesn't indicate anything about who hillary /is/ - only that she is more palatable than Trump or Sanders to neoconservatives. but that's meaningless. if Trump is -50 palatable and Sanders is -30 and Hillary is -20, she'd be the closest to them and still lack much in common. now in reality she does share enough tenants in common that i think they should all endorse her but this game u keep playing of knowing her by her endorsements, especially when she's running against trump, just continues to be asinine.

Mordy, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

tenets*

Mordy, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

political positions that neocons find more palatable than sanders' positions. but that is hardly a surprise

Both ilxors and my friends on FB were saying in the spring that BS and HRC "were not that different."

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

The question presupposes that an American electorate that would nominate Bernie Sanders on the Democratic side would also have still nominated Trump on the Republican side, which I don't take as a given at all. The two processes are largely independent, but that doesn't mean they're completely independent.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

"were not that different" i mean do u not understand nuance at all? they could disagree on 10% of things, and if she agrees with neoconservatives 5% more often than he does they'd obv prefer him to her. i don't understand why this is complicated for you?

Mordy, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

i mean obv prefer her to him

Mordy, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

this game u keep playing of knowing her by her endorsements

i don't; they are just (partly) confirmatory. Her smelly resume/mendacity is the North Star.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

but it's non-information. preferring her to trump means that you recognize trump is an existential threat. "If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons."

Mordy, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

if they had endorsed her over jeb or cruz you'd have a case but of course they would not have

Mordy, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

I think it'd be a good idea to have a president that neocons find revolting and refuse to endorse. (Unless it's Trump.)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

HRC and BS are not that different inasmuch as they are both relatively rational actors who would've been running against a shit-flinging ape.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

nobody who is reading this thread has any blinders on about who hillary clinton is, which is why the morbs robot is so tedious

iatee, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

Serious question: If Sanders had been the nominee, who would all the neocons be endorsing?

And if your answer is a variation of "Not Sanders," what does that say about who Clinton is?

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, September 30, 2016 2:02 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if sanders had been the nominee we would be seen complete solidarity from center right to far right against a jewish northeast socialist. the three parts of the republican coalition that are the most HRC friendly -- "professionals" from the national security blob, the "apolitical" centrist business/media elites, the pressed-khaki suburban decent types -- would absolutely find a way to make their peace with vulgar nationalism if faced with redistribution. hippie punching is a national pastime.

HOWEVER what's p stunning about this election is that the iron laws of partisan ID seem to be asserting themselves even when the candidacies are so bizarre. neither HRC and DJT are running all that diff from O vs Mitt.

The safest counterfactual is that Bernie would be running about the same! i think maybe worse for the reasons above, maybe a little better w/o the sexism and the peculiar specific hatred that magnetizes around HRC. it would not be a different country.

goole, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

The question presupposes that an American electorate that would nominate Bernie Sanders on the Democratic side would also have still nominated Trump on the Republican side, which I don't take as a given at all.

seems to me that this would actually have implied a more unified mood

i think, if pressed, they would have endorsed trump, tbh. even for the wing of the gop more interested in empire-building than tax cuts, socialism is the worst thing.

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

In examining the overall history of major party presidential nominees, Clinton doesn't stand out as noticeably more mendacious or opportunistic than her nominee peers.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

as ilx's resident neocon i'd like to say that if it were bernie v trump i'd endorse bernie. i find his foreign policy positions much more palatable than trump's.

Mordy, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

some bad modifier agreement there, editing in a hurry as yoozh

xp unremarked upon in all of this was bernie's relative hawkishness! he wanted to do the necessary to destroy ISIS (and kick out assad/russians ?) iirc

goole, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

I'd like to think a sizeable portion of the GOP would've gone Bernie. Rich people with international financial interests probably prefer to not have those interests threatened by the reactionary whims of a maniac.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

yeah i think the pt is that would be the rational choice. whether they could've brought themselves to do it idk

Mordy, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

but there are not enough of those people

fuckin tribes man

i liked schilling when he was playing for the red sox

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

it's also entirely possible that sanders would have a hardcore shift to the center for the national election because he actually wanted to become president

iatee, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

Ha ha , oh man, Chicago Tribune endorses ... Johnson. What a bunch of idiots.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

eeehhhh i don't buy it. "Rich people with international financial interests" were bernie's sole villains!

goole, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

i'd like to think he definitely wouldn't have cozied up to putin

Mordy, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

Uh oh, conspiracy fuel: http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/09/trump-was-apparently-right-about-the-debate-microphone/502484/

Evan, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

"When I tested, it was beautiful, like an hour before, I said what a great mic.”

Of course you did.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

Eh. It'll delude people into thinking he'll do great next time and fix ALL his problems. Hell, he probably thinks that.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

which is why the morbs robot is so tedious

iatee you disappointed me til i got over it

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

The two best things anyone in this situation can do is a) throw something at Trump that'll wound his ego and stick in his craw and that he'll feel the need to respond to incessantly and b) do whatever you can to give Trump a false sense of confidence. Per point b), if he really does think the microphone was his problem in the last debate, watch him show up to the town hall even less prepared than before and probably comfortably going all-in on how awful and disgusting women are.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

I figure there's already a 0% chance that he doesn't blast Machado next Sunday.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

My microphone in the room, they couldn't hear me, you know, it was going on and off.

If the television audience heard everything (I did, down to the last sniffle) and if the live audience could hear him well enough to react to various zing lines, this still seems like nothing more than excuses for his poor debate performance.

Wants to impose Sriracha law in America (Dan Peterson), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

If Hillary says "Donald thinks women are disgusting" at the next debate then he can either say nothing and let it stand, or say something like "No, I don't. My daughter has a great body". There doesn't seem to be a third option.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

Or he could pull out of all remaining debates, citing conspiracy

imago, Friday, 30 September 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

That'd be great! Anecdotal accounts seem to agree that Clinton is at her best when she's communicating with people one-on-one, so 90 minutes of her doing just that without interruptions from a manic orangutan should do nothing but help her.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

did "Nancy Reagan started a national conversation about AIDS" count as one-on-one?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 September 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

yeah clinton has been doing one on one type stuff since the 70s. trump is barely human.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 30 September 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

tiny detail that will surprise nobody: the kid who coined "don't tase me bro" has grown up into a trumpist:

https://twitter.com/TheAndrewMeyer

takes you back, doesn't it

goole, Friday, 30 September 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

Dollars to donuts lightsaber kid is firmly behind Hillary.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 September 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

He's in for more tasing, if not shooting, in the new wild west that will be the Trump presidency. xp

Wants to impose Sriracha law in America (Dan Peterson), Friday, 30 September 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

Mainstream media cut my tough questions to John Kerry into a sound bite

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 September 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/781887018951405573?s=09

Οὖτις, Friday, 30 September 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

early voting going on in iowa and florida. what a great time for trump to tank his campaign (again)

Mordy, Friday, 30 September 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

Of interest (Wake County includes Raleigh, the state capital; 2nd most populous area in the state, I gather):

https://twitter.com/gercohen/status/781844583110049792

Wake Co NC voted absentees 47 days pre-elex:
2016 1,739
D 42.4%
R 30.1
U 27.2

2012 185
D 32.4%
R 38.4
U 29.2

up 940%, 18% swing to D

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 September 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

https://www.statnews.com/2016/09/29/dana-farber-trump/

The annual fundraising bashes that Donald Trump hosted at his Mar-a-Lago Club for the renowned Dana-Farber Cancer Institute were showy affairs, complete with poolside champagne, flamenco dancers, and Tiffany party favors.

And his titles from Dana-Farber kept getting loftier: First, he was a Discovery Celebration Chair. Then a Grand Benefactor. Then a Grand Honorary Chair.

Those titles did not come at a cost to Trump because he himself has not donated to the cancer center in years. His foundation, which has not included any of his own money since 2008, has given the hospital $350,000 since 2010.

Yet Trump himself may have profited from the relationship: The hospital has paid Trump’s private club up to $150,000 a year since 2011, and once before in 2008, to host the fundraising gala.

“Oh Jesus,” said Dr. David Nathan, who served as president of Dana-Farber from 1995 to 2000 and now sits on the board of trustees. He burst into laughter when told by STAT about the relationship between the hospital and Trump. “My first comment is no comment.”

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

hippie punching is a national pastime

Man, yeah. I look forward each spring to the first hippie-punching of the season. This year, my knuckles smelled like patchouli and kind bud for a week.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 30 September 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

the DNC was held not in spring but in July

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 September 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

Bernie rallies, yo

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 September 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

Why do you think the Lamestream Media wasn't covering them.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 September 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

I haven't seen any coverage of Bernie rallies in months, fucking Lamestream Media.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile in loon world:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/781945921412235267

I assume the dude is a bot but here's his site and 'our story'

https://yourvoiceradio.com/our-story/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 September 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

Why shout alone at your television when you can shout to the world on radio?

Indeed!

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 30 September 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

why shout when you can siiiiiiiing

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 September 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

Indeed!

Why shout alone at your TV when you can shout at the world on ILX (Dan Peterson), Friday, 30 September 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

CNN headline writers having fun:

Donald Trump quintuples down

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 30 September 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

Warren's on a roll over at Twitter rn.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 September 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

Oh God this is genius:

https://mobile.twitter.com/iamhappytoast

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 September 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

Warren's twitter makes everything worth it

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 30 September 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

Noseflags ftw.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

"Meanwhile in loon world:"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wK00jIO1Go&feature=youtu.be

scott seward, Friday, 30 September 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

why didn't that show up? i'll try again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wK00jIO1Go

scott seward, Friday, 30 September 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

there. that's better.

scott seward, Friday, 30 September 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

I liken it to a balloon er wait

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 September 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

love those nose flags

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 30 September 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

Okay, definitive proof that was indeed a hardening. Time to start a new thread.

clemenza, Friday, 30 September 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

Had a dream last night that Trump made a cameo in Robocop 2 and I paid 5 bucks for the DVD from a budget bin for lolz...cover featured him in a tux by himself and gave him top billing.

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 30 September 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

Are you Michel Gondry or something.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 September 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

https://media.giphy.com/media/l396WgWCEds2EMvCg/giphy.gif

nomar, Friday, 30 September 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

amazed trump hasn't used that gif as proof of his appeal to black voters yet

meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

Asked Friday by CNN's Jake Tapper why Trump's phone hasn't been taken away from him, campaign surrogate Sarah Huckabee Sanders replied, "I don't think we're -- anybody's taking anybody's phone away."

Genuine lol

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 30 September 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

perfect merger of campaigns

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 September 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

This video is sort of fascinating, watching her trying to spin things she obviously doesn't want to spin. She has one of the least convincing smiles of all time. The host obviously feels sorry for her, but you know, she could quit if she wanted to. I just want him to throw something else at her and see how she reacts.

http://edition.cnn.com/videos/tv/2016/09/30/trump-senior-adviser-twitter-tirade-sarah-huckabee-sanders-lead-intv.cnn

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 30 September 2016 23:32 (seven years ago) link

At an intimate fundraiser Wednesday for Rep. Joseph J. Heck (R-Nev.), who is running for the Senate, McConnell asked the group of about a dozen supporters how many of them think Trump can win. About half of the attendees raised their hands. But when McConnell then asked how many thought Trump would win, no hands went up, and the room fell silent, according to a person familiar with the scene who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss a closed event.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link

re: wake county (nc) results, those are very small numbers in general and only list the affiliation of the absentee voters, not their actual votes. pretty stunned that that info is public tho!

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link

lol in Mexico right now but wtf loving the epic Trump meltdown

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

Publicly, the candidate’s top allies angrily batted away all criticism and said they consider it a betrayal of the nominee. Former New York mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani, a confidant of Trump’s who spent much of the week traveling at the candidate’s side, blasted fellow Republicans for widespread disunity that he does not see in the rival party.

“Republicans are a bunch of frightened rabbits,” Giuliani said. “Unfortunately, we have a party made up of a bunch of people who get frightened very easily, and their hands start to shake whenever something happens that they don’t like.”

https://images.newrepublic.com/1463563c369ebe12564ceb9fbb8b4b55ef360710.gif?w=600&q=65&dpi=1&h=245

nomar, Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

i miss the days when Giuliani merely did press ops w/ fake 9/11 survivors

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

jesus did we need another gritty Ming the Merciless reboot?

Still D.U.C.K. (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

<i>When Ryan was asked to comment on Trump’s attacks Tuesday on Machado, the Wisconsin Republican demurred: “I was working out and working this morning. I didn’t watch.”

Embattled GOP senators found various ways to avoid evaluating Trump’s debate turn.

“I didn’t see it, guys. I was on an airplane,” Florida’s Marco Rubio told reporters.

“I have no idea. I’m not a pundit,” Wisconsin’s Ron Johnson said.</i>

This is the weakest sauce avoidance ever

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 1 October 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

ryan taking the opportunity to remind us of his sw0le

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 1 October 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

most watched debate in history is completely abandoned by an entire political party

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

That Sarah Huckabee Sanders video is beautifully cringeworthy. There's nothing these people can't spin!

"We understand that Mr. Trump has just murdered and devoured a small child."
"Well, Jake, I think the thing we need to focus on is that Hillary Clinton has eaten all kinds of things, sometimes on camera. And the thing we need to ask ourselves is: is it possible that she's eaten a few children in the midst of one of her own feeding frenzies? I think we have to assume the answer is yes."
"But Mr. Trump was definitely caught on camera, sinking his teeth into the dismembered arm of a six-year-old boy, and the public has been unwavering in its outrage and disgust towards his actions."
"Well, Jake, actually a Memphis Commercial Appeal poll of two dozen dogs found that they had no real opinion about the situation, so I think the outrage isn't quite as unanimous as you suggest."

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

Donald ate a baby
It's rather sad to say
Donald ate a baby
So she won't be out to play

We'll never hear her whiny cry
Or have to feel if she is dry
But Hillary bleaches emails; WHY
Are we talking about this baby?

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

does zing work now test test

flopson, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

Nice

Was just thinking... one of the funniest things about Trump is how he lies about verifiable public info (I never said china invented global warming) but admits to stuff that isn't (I don't pay taxes because I'm smart). such an amazing self own

flopson, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

<i>I'm trying to think of a single public figure as profoundly stupid as Trump who doesn't have some commensurate opposing quality</i>

Noxious, narcissistic, sociopathic bully, but he's OUR noxious, narcissistic, sociopathic bully. I suspect one doesn't have stray far from schoolyard psychology to understand the appeal for many of his supporters. They're the ones who thought mocking the current victim would spare the same fate for themselves.

Institute for Secular Eschatology (Sanpaku), Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link

http://www.deepfocusreview.com/reviews/images/deadzone3.jpg

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link

Well I mean...also a lot of it at this point has to be fear of essentially being exposed for having fallen for the con. It would be impossible to admit that they're wrong, so they have to go all in.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link

that would account for a chunk of his supporters, as would Sanpaku's theory, but you can't discount the faction of his base that blindly follow him and don't even see contradictions. our 7/11 sells lots of Hillary/Trump products side by side (including, weirdly, a hot sauce), but there was also this set of talking pens (or something). this guy behind me walked up to the counter and sees Trump's pen and is like "Ahh, that's my man", and then sees the Hillary pen and tells the employee "press the button! I bet she says 'I'm a liar!'", and looks around, like he expects everyone obviously agrees with him.

Trump's lies aren't even like, deceptive spin, they're these voluminous digests of obvious fabrications that any pencil-dick could find out in minutes via a simple Google search, but he has succeeded in selling to his base the idea of the media as this evil, mustache twirling monolithic entity which means all the facts that prove he is lying have been completely made up! Someone hacked his account and made up that China tweet and then screencapped it in anticipation he would delete it!

His base is also full of people who say things like "Snopes has liberal bias, ergo every thing they post is flawed and wrong".

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:11 (seven years ago) link

they also believe in "no go" zones in Detroit, Michigan that are under Sharia law.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:13 (seven years ago) link

xxp is that "No Future for Stillson"/Dead Zone picture a Trump related meme anywhere outside of ilx? I keep thinking about it every time he does a new appalling thing.

soref, Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:13 (seven years ago) link

haha i've never been much moved by omg-what-happened-to-the-cronkite-consensus-on-reality laments (too young) but if snopes has lost its authority i really do feel the chill of the void

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:15 (seven years ago) link

which is, of course, funny considering how much time Snopes also expends debunking stupid Liberal myths (like the one that the footage of people celebrating in the street in Palestine on 9/11 was actually footage from 1991).

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link

Trump base are ride or die so the lies don't really matter, to them, imo

flopson, Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

ya know I didn't realize until today when I was poking around youtube that trump was on WWE so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2vJN3st5T4

los blue jeans, Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link

Fondly do we hope, fervently do we pray, that this mighty scourge of war may check out sex tape

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 October 2016 05:10 (seven years ago) link

there are those who really don't understand: what is the great issue between the free world and the communist world? let them check out sex tape.

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 1 October 2016 06:14 (seven years ago) link

“Unfortunately, we have a party made up of a bunch of people who get frightened very easily,

you've spent decades scaring them into voting for you, rudy, you reap what you sow

A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Saturday, 1 October 2016 07:16 (seven years ago) link

We welcome change and openness(Check out sex tape!); for we believe that freedom and security go together(Check out sex tape!), that the advance of human liberty can only strengthen the cause of world peace.(Check out sex tape!) There is one sign the Soviets can make that would be unmistakable(Check out sex tape!), that would advance dramatically the cause of freedom and peace.(Check out sex tape!) General Secretary Gorbachev(Check out sex tape!), if you seek peace(Check out sex tape!), if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe(Check out sex tape!), if you seek liberalization(Check out sex tape!), come here to this gate.(Check out sex tape!) Mr. Gorbachev(Check out sex tape!), open this gate.(Check out sex tape!) Mr. Gorbachev(Check out sex tape!), tear down this wall! (Check out sex tape!)

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 1 October 2016 07:21 (seven years ago) link

you are pitiful, isolated individuals! you are bankrupts! your role is played out. go where you belong from now on -- to check out sex tape!

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 1 October 2016 07:58 (seven years ago) link

We choose to go to the Moon! We choose to go to the Moon this decade and check out sex tape!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 October 2016 11:03 (seven years ago) link

Meantime:

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/09/donald-trump-club-for-growth-214278

As Trump’s candidacy grew more serious, The Club’s donors became more alarmed. Warren Stephens, the banker (and aspirational prog-rocker), pointed a reporter to a song he’d written for his band Rayburn about “certain political types.” Sample lyric: “You call your own shots/Breakin’ every law/Burning down what our fathers built.”

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 October 2016 13:32 (seven years ago) link

you sure it wasn't Scarborough who wrote that song

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 October 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

I sure hope Trump tries to speak in outdated UK slang or whatever.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

We had this one bird - absolutely terrible - her bottom was big-league.

how's life, Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

"So as a friend of mine said the other day, I am occupying from the center-left to the center-right. And I don’t have much company there."

https://theintercept.com/2016/09/30/hillary-clinton-center-right/

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

you have lotsa companies there tho amirite, Thrill

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

"The crooked media, they....they continue to bubble around me, but I haven't got the morbs. The meaters at Washington Post aren't afternoonified or bricky enough to give me the fair coverage I deserve."

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Got%20the%20morbs

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

I mean have you SEEN the newsie wewsies lately? It's terrible....terrible. Their ratings are bad, nobody's watching so they make up these really mean stories about blood sausages.... And I mean believe me, my blood sausages are delicious, the best, you've never seen anything like them, these big bottom birds are enjoying them all over Europe, it's incredible

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

that's for true

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

Check out the sex tape, she cops a stunner in it.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

Is it true she doffs her kit?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 October 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

finally, someone standing up for what britain really needs: a wall around the falklands

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 1 October 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

and make the Welsh pay for it! what the heck have they done for anybody lately? suspiciously silent from the world stage...

scott seward, Saturday, 1 October 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

I mean have you SEEN the newsie wewsies lately? It's terrible....terrible. Their ratings are bad, nobody's watching so they make up these really mean stories about blood sausages.... And I mean believe me, my blood sausages are delicious, the best, you've never seen anything like them, these big bottom birds are enjoying them all over Europe, it's incredible

JUST FYI WE BRITISHES CALL BLOOD SAUSAGE "BLACK PUDDING" OKAY?

A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

easy mate, don't throw a wobbly

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

This whole mess makes me want to hide under my eiderdown

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

skip fire

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

This whole mess makes me want to hide under my eiderdown

Without a top sheet even

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

Oi stevie take it up with whiney m8

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/66115999.jpg

Mädchester Amick (wins), Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

^ Gorblimey, would you Adam and Eve it, are you 'avin a tin bath, darlin'? Gertcha!

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 October 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

"So as a friend of mine said the other day, I am occupying from the center-left to the center-right. And I don’t have much company there."

https://theintercept.com/2016/09/30/hillary-clinton-center-right/

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius),

oh cool so she's center-left like FDR and LBJ

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

i think she means more Scoop Jackson

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

isnt the average of center-left and center-right center-center? so Evan Bayh and Robert Rubin, i guess

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

re: the Trumpettes, I thought the plastic in the surgery was supposed to go on the inside?

A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

Scoop Jackson as president would've been better than Nixon, Ford, or Ronnie and would've delayed the start of some neocon insurgency -- if they'd would've formed in the first place. The not-so-secret thing to know about neocons is that until Bush II they needed political exile to thrive.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

btw I know you think as usual this is some sort of gotcha moment, but the full remarks (even without audio!) are not unsympathetic:

“They’re children of the Great Recession. And they are living in their parents’ basement,” Clinton says in the audio clip, first published by the Washington Free Beacon earlier this week. “They feel that they got their education and the jobs that are available to them are not at all what they envisioned for themselves. And they don’t see much of a future.

“That is a mindset that is really affecting their politics,” she noted, speaking to donors at a private event in McLean, Virginia. “If you’re feeling like you’re consigned to, you know, being a barista, or you know, some other job that doesn’t pay a lot, and doesn’t have much of a ladder of opportunity attached to it, then the idea that maybe -- just maybe -- you could be part of a political revolution is pretty appealing.”

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

and her unspoken finish is "....the poor blinkered souls."

it sounds like her equiv of 'clinging to guns and religion'

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

that's the difference

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

but also I wasn't one of those people crowing about the Romney gotcha moment in 2012 either. You say what it's required when you're shaking your hat.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I'm not a big fan or anything but I don't see her saying much in that 'leak' that she hasn't openly stated in any debate with Sanders.
3xp

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

her stump boilerplate includes "no one has fought harder for progressive causes than I have"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

and we all come back to that anonymous Wall St exec quote about understanding how she has to parrot Sanders to get elected, it's OK

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

I mean,

"We're not England. we're not France," she said Thursday. "We inherited a system of employer-provided insurance that was set up during World War II. So what we have tried to do is to build on the healthcare system we have."

Secretary Clinton, last night you cited the Concord Monitor when you said of Senator Sanders that, quote, "It's very hard to see how any of his proposals could ever be achievable." So please tell us why you think if he's elected president on a platform of promising things like free public college and universal healthcare, that he cannot achieve those things.

CLINTON
I want to build on the progress we've made; got from 90 percent coverage to 100 percent coverage. And I don't want to rip away the security that people finally have; 18 million people now have healthcare; preexisting conditions are no longer a bar. So we have a difference...

I also believe in affordable college, but I don't believe in free college, because every expert that I have talked to says, look, how will you ever control the costs. What I want to do is make sure middle class kids, not Donald Trump's kids, get to be able to afford college. I

And of course, I believe in raising the minimum wage and equal pay for work. But the numbers just don't add up, from what Senator Sanders has been proposing. That's why all of the independent experts, all of the editorial boards that have vetted both of us have concluded that it is just not achievable.

Let's go down a path where we can actually tell people what we will do. A progressive is someone who makes progress. That's what I intend to do.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

wait a politician on the stump is being hyperbolic about their record to appeal to the party base? get the times on the horn.

Clay, Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

yeah, They All Lie, i know

(we can call it LIES, right)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

Not statistically significant but LOL:

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/donald-trump-polls-0-in-detroit-wdivdetroit-news-survey-finds

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 1 October 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

My kinda poll.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 1 October 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

Fartz

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

I also believe in affordable college, but I don't believe in free college, because every expert that I have talked to says, look, how will you ever control the costs

was this not the argument for universal aka 'free' health care

j., Saturday, 1 October 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

You control the costs the way you would with any gov't program, the DOD has whole schools about how to manage this. So frustrating.

los blue jeans, Saturday, 1 October 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

isnt the basic idea that if the fed gov has monopsony power, they are price makers bc doctors/universities/whatever wont get paid unless they comply with fed policy?

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 1 October 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

where are the leaks of Sanders speaking with bifurcated tongue at fundraisers

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

check youtube

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

yeah, They All Lie, i know

(we can call it LIES, right)

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, October 1, 2016 2:54 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, even your beloved Saint Jill Stein does it.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

As do you. As does everyone.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

not me

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

^ lie

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

my truth will set u free

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

i do find hillary's "they don't even know what that means" pretty lol. it means they don't have to pay for college or the doctor. i think they follow that, poor wonkless souls tho they are. a pleasantly nostalgic reminder of occupy days of "we want financial regulation, money out of politics, serious action on climate change, some sort of accountability for the architects of the briefly collapsed kleptocracy and free college" "what do these people WANT? why won't they SAY? why are they so IRRATIONAL?"

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 1 October 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

Question for a n00b: is affordable college something to be gained exclusively via a presidential election and congress? or any pressure on state level politics could work as well?

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 1 October 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

I believe m bison, buffalo are noble, honest creatures

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 1 October 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

"“Here comes Big Daddy,” she said, clapping. “The Donald. Big Daddy.”"

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 2 October 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

All very John Waters, somehow.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 2 October 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link

The most depressing thing I've read this season.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 2 October 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

I'm at this little car show outside a BBQ joint, and there's this one old guy walking around carrying a Trump sign in his left hand.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 October 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

I also believe in affordable college, but I don't believe in free college, because every expert that I have talked to says, look, how will you ever control the costs

was this not the argument for universal aka 'free' health care

I think this is all in reference to bernie's 'free college!' which doesn't nationalize public universities or give the federal govt a real way to put pressure on the costs of college, it just says 'we'll tax wall street and use that money for college'. that isn't far from 'build a wall' in that it's a super easy to understand promise that seems like it solves an issue people care about (college is expensive, there are a lot of immigrants.) it's just also a political non-starter and not a great solution anyway.

iatee, Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

xxp:

Democracy is the worst form of government...

Institute for Secular Eschatology (Sanpaku), Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

Xpost holy shit

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

Well well.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

I think this is all in reference to bernie's 'free college!' which doesn't nationalize public universities or give the federal govt a real way to put pressure on the costs of college, it just says 'we'll tax wall street and use that money for college'. that isn't far from 'build a wall' in that it's a super easy to understand promise that seems like it solves an issue people care about (college is expensive, there are a lot of immigrants.) it's just also a political non-starter and not a great solution anyway.


She didn't say "I believe in free college but Senator Sanders has no real plan to make this happen". She said

I also believe in affordable college, but I don't believe in free college, because every expert that I have talked to says, look, how will you ever control the costs.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

Xpost Wow, and that's just based on three pages from one part of 1995's return!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

Honestly I'm most impressed by how it happened. Wonder who sent it?

The documents consisted of three pages from what appeared to be Mr. Trump’s 1995 tax returns. The pages were mailed last month to Susanne Craig, a reporter at The Times who has written about Mr. Trump’s finances. The documents were the first page of a New York State resident income tax return, the first page of a New Jersey nonresident tax return and the first page of a Connecticut nonresident tax return. Each page bore the names and Social Security numbers of Mr. Trump and Marla Maples, his wife at the time. Only the New Jersey form had what appeared to be their signatures.

The three documents arrived by mail at The Times with a postmark indicating they had been sent from New York City. The return address claimed the envelope had been sent from Trump Tower.

On Wednesday, The Times presented the tax documents to Jack Mitnick, a lawyer and certified public accountant who handled Mr. Trump’s tax matters for more than 30 years, until 1996. Mr. Mitnick was listed as the preparer on the New Jersey tax form.

Mr. Mitnick, 80, now semiretired and living in Florida, said that while he no longer had access to Mr. Trump’s original returns, the documents appeared to be authentic copies of portions of Mr. Trump’s 1995 tax returns. Mr. Mitnick said the signature on the tax preparer line of the New Jersey tax form was his, and he readily explained an obvious anomaly in the way especially large numbers appeared on the New York tax document.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

that makes him smart

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

Trump has created many enemies. Oppo research teams know when to release their troves for maximum impact.

Institute for Secular Eschatology (Sanpaku), Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

Sadly this may generate some sympathy for him but what a shitty week for that squinty melon-headed shitbeak.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

“I spent 50 percent of my thought process working the mike.”

brimstead, Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

That makes him dumb

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

re: Sanders's college plan, we've been over this before but it might be worth revisiting his own language on it:

Today, total tuition at public colleges and universities amounts to about $70 billion per year. Under the College for All Act, the federal government would cover 67% of this cost, while the states would be responsible for the remaining 33% of the cost. To qualify for federal funding, states must meet a number of requirements designed to protect students, ensure quality, and reduce ballooning costs. States will need to maintain spending on their higher education systems, on academic instruction, and on need-based financial aid. In addition, colleges and universities must reduce their reliance on low-paid adjunct faculty. States would be able to use funding to increase academic opportunities for students, hire new faculty, and provide professional development opportunities for professors. No funding under this program may be used to fund administrator salaries, merit-based financial aid, or the construction of non-academic buildings like stadiums and student centers.

Vague? Sure, but not more than most policy proposals awaiting considerable fleshing-out. So it's not like it just never occurred to him that controlling costs would have to be an essential part of the scheme. The "meet a number of requirements" language there stands in for, one imagines, dozens or hundreds of pages of legislation hashing out the hoops the schools have to jump through. Comparing it to "build a wall" seems unfair to me.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

Those darn Russian hackers

xp

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 2 October 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

and man, of all the things in that NYT tax scoop, this might be the best:

Because the documents sent to The Times did not include any pages from Mr. Trump’s 1995 federal tax return, it is impossible to determine how much he may have donated to charity that year. The state documents do show, though, that Mr. Trump declined the opportunity to contribute to the New Jersey Vietnam Veterans’ Memorial Fund, the New Jersey Wildlife Conservation Fund or the Children’s Trust Fund. He also declined to contribute $1 toward public financing of New Jersey’s elections for governor.

like seriously how cheap do you have to be, when you are writing off nine hundred million dollars, to skip on this stuff? like for real any normal person would just be like, "fuck it, check all of those boxes, i just won big and i'm buyin', folks!"

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 2 October 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

All this, and it's only October 1st.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 2 October 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

The statement continued, “Mr. Trump knows the tax code far better than anyone who has ever run for President and he is the only one that knows how to fix it.”

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

Lololol "@BarackObama who wants to raise all our taxes, only pays 20.5% on $790k salary. http://1.usa.gov/HFZJKH Do as I say not as I do."

Tweeted by...Donald Trump on 4/13/2012

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

Vague? Sure, but not more than most policy proposals awaiting considerable fleshing-out. So it's not like it just never occurred to him that controlling costs would have to be an essential part of the scheme. The "meet a number of requirements" language there stands in for, one imagines, dozens or hundreds of pages of legislation hashing out the hoops the schools have to jump through. Comparing it to "build a wall" seems unfair to me.

you can also imagine dozens or hundreds of pages of legislation hashing out 'the wall'. some cheap token 'wall' getting built under president trump seems closer to being within the realm of possibility than sanders' college plan ever was going to be under president sanders.

iatee, Sunday, 2 October 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link

well for one thing 'the wall' is a fake nonsense solution to nothing, so further elaboration of its details makes it worse. free college is a good idea to solve an actual problem and has been implemented in one way or another before, successfully, so further elaboration of its details is a sensible thing to work on. it's a big bold plan, sure, but sanders flogged it to build a coalition for it, and a universe that actually produced a president sanders would be different from ours in enough ways that implementing some version of the free college scheme is, if not likely, not some utterly absurd non-possibility. trump is flogging the wall to trick and manipulate people, and a universe where he became president, from what we've seen so far, might well be one where nobody gives him a damn thing legislatively, least of all 'the wall.'

i don't get the comparison, and it's not just that i like the one idea and dislike the other.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 2 October 2016 05:36 (seven years ago) link

tuition-free college exists in countries with higher education systems that are structured and funded in vastly different ways than they are here. and it existed in the past for some american schools when our higher education institutions looked almost nothing like what they do today. it wasn't 'implemented' as some top down policy solution for a problem, they just didn't have the problem.

I don't think sanders was constructing his platform to trick and manipulate people the same way that trump is. but anyone who did believe these things were remotely possible was being tricked and manipulated nonetheless. and he doesn't have the excuse of being naive here - dude's been in congress for decades and he knows how things work, especially today. obama also started out with the 'well in the theoretical universe where someone like me can get elected, our political institutions could work differently' plan.

iatee, Sunday, 2 October 2016 06:44 (seven years ago) link

btw Phil D, i have no saints, including youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

(say it like Pacino as Roy Cohn)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 October 2016 07:17 (seven years ago) link

“You’re unsuspecting,” Trump said. “Right now, you say to your wife: ‘Let’s go to a movie after Trump.’ But you won’t do that because you’ll be so high and so excited that no movie is going to satisfy you. Okay? No movie. You know why? Honestly? Because they don’t make movies like they used to — is that right?”

jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 2 October 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile, this reads like an incredible, and incredibly sad, short story:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/finally-someone-who-thinks-like-me/2016/10/01/c9b6f334-7f68-11e6-9070-5c4905bf40dc_story.html

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link

And that's ok. Posted upthread btw

imago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

Painful: Glenn Beck wildly caricaturing Malcolm X (or Glenn Beck even uttering the name Malcolm X).

clemenza, Sunday, 2 October 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

the spin this morning from the Trump camp is to amplify the "that makes me smart" answer he gave a while back - Giuliani calling him a "genius," Gingrich on the same lines, etc

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 2 October 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link

And his 40% will buy that but I have to imagine the low info voters are going to be turned off on a guy that capitalized on the employees he failed

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:05 (seven years ago) link

trump-s-long-list-tweet-shaming-taxes-n658061

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

Oops

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

Is the next debate tomorrow? Same time? I only just got my sleep pattern back to normal.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

Mailing that stuff to the Times from Trump Tower is the best thing ever.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link

More best thing ever, Guiliani talking about Alicia Machado: "...she's had an unfortunate past, she was the driver in a bank robbery (stops himself mid-sentence)--never mind about her."

clemenza, Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

Lol, no she wasn't. It was an assassination.

Frederik B, Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

I think the VP debate is next. I assume that will largely be about Trump as well, with Kaine/moderator making him defend Trump BS.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

(And also, she got acquitted.)

Frederik B, Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

Lol, no she wasn't. It was an assassination.

Who was she driving, Ted Cruz's father?

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

the spin this morning from the Trump camp is to amplify the "that makes me smart" answer he gave a while back - Giuliani calling him a "genius," Gingrich on the same lines, etc

I mean, does anything in the NYT article suggest that Trump actually lied or cheated on his taxes? What I gathered was that he (or his accountant) just knew the rules and benefited from a system that is (or was) very generous to millionaires in the real estate business? The situation is gross but I'm not totally clear on how people see the ethics of this: do people think he should have intentionally avoided declaring the loss (or understated its value) and increased his tax bill on moral grounds? (I'm not 100% opposed to that idea but I haven't heard anyone openly argue this as a general principle.) To what extent should someone do this? Until they pay the average national percentage? The larger problem would seem to be with the tax code, either way.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

Who was she driving, Ted Cruz's father?

― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), 2. oktober 2016 16:21 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Her boyfriend, who was trying to kill his brother-in-law at his wife's funeral, because he - the boyfriend/brother, not the husband/brother-in-law - blamed him - the husband/brother-in-law, not the boyfriend/brother - for driving his pregnant sister to suicide.

I half think that the journalists took one of her telenovelas to be real. And also, again, she was acquitted as there was no proof she even was at the funeral.

Frederik B, Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

the VP debate is on Tuesday

flappy bird, Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

I'm seeing a lot of Trump ads on TV all of a sudden, and I love it, because I live in NJ - he's basically pouring money down the drain if he's advertising in the NY/NJ media market. He's gonna lose this state like 85/15.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

Xxxpost it isn't that he did anything illegal, but he has criticized others publicly for non-payment of income taxes and if true, he basically got to run companies into the ground and benefit from the lies he ruined.

But really...it's hard to spin this when you refuse to be forthright about it. Had he released his own return, he could have had a chance to control the narrative.

Now he can't and it will appear he was hoding the fact.

I mean this isn'even reason number 2,345 why people shouldn't vote for this idiot, but he can hardly paint himself as a man of the people.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link

*lives
*hiding
*albatross

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link

It also runs contrary (on a superficial level) to his persona as a brilliant businessman, tho that shit has been public knowledge

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, it's not necessarily that he did anything illegal, it's that the concussive impact of this fraction of a fraction of one year's tax return reaffirms every negative narrative of Trump as bad at business, personally greedy, uncharitable, eager to game the system, etc., and his steadfast refusal to release returns just magnifies suspicion and morbid curiosity.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtxVTtwW8AEaC_4.jpg:large

otm (also what a dweeb)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 2 October 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

Oh well yeah, I was sort of assuming the rest of that stuff was obvious but fair enough. I always thought that he was a 'good businessman' in the sense of 'good at making himself rich'.
xp

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Sunday, 2 October 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

He is (allegedly) good at making himself rich, but only at the expense of others: not paying bills, taking bankruptcy, letting everyone else drown while he floats on a life preserver of money. But there is every reason to question the veracity of his claims of extreme wealth, too. Which Clinton has done, to an extent. Plus this tax return leak opens the door for Clinton to basically say anything she want out loud about his returns, not terribly unlike what Trump did re: Obama's birth certificate and college records except well within the realm of reason and expectation. It also opens the door for more leaked returns, perhaps some more damning, which is not what anyone under various investigations wants.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

Xpost this is really the type of thing that is targeted at low info voters. The rest don't usually get swayed by an October surprise unless it involves murder or cunnilingus

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

I have it on good authority that Trump eats shit.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

Two other things that came up this morning: one panelist pointing out that the illegal immigrants Trump rails against pay 12 billion in taxes a year (don't know if that figure's accurate; I'm sure it's being checked out) while he may have paid nothing for 20 years, and footage of him from earlier in the campaign saying how awful it is that rich people he knows pay almost nothing in taxes.

Anyway, it won't matter to anyone already voting for Trump. But it will keep him busy for the next few days--agree with the idea that these stories matter less than his reaction to them.

clemenza, Sunday, 2 October 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

Has he reacted, or did they take his phone away again?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

I think just the one Tweet that's circulating: "I know our complex tax laws better than anyone who has ever run for president and am the only one who can fix them. #failing@nytimes." More to follow.

clemenza, Sunday, 2 October 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

From that WaPo article:

“So you see, the media, everybody helped me get to February,” she said, referring to the day the state police took her off to the hospital. “I didn’t get there on my own. But I’m supposed to be the one to pay the price for it for mouthing off? I need to learn my lesson?”

When I went to your schools? I went to your churches? I went to your institutional learning facilities?

joygoat, Sunday, 2 October 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link

The return address claimed the envelope had been sent from Trump Tower.

omg the call is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

Sund4r:

does anything in the NYT article suggest that Trump actually lied or cheated on his taxes?

No, but it's better this way! Clinton suggested that the reasons Trmp doesn't release may include (1) That he's not as rich as he claims, and/or (2) that he doesn't pay taxes.

This hits both! He's a losing loser who loses (I mean, how do you lose like almost a billion dollars when you're such a smart winner with a great brain?) AND he's a leech, who claims to support veterans but won't pay his share.

AND he's a sneak who constantly asks whether Obama is hiding something, whether Clinton is hiding something. This provides the perception that he himself has been hiding something, something yuge. It undermines his narrative.

If he truly thought tax avoidance showed how bloody smart he is, how shrewd and system-knowing, he'd have made his tax savings into an ad.

tldr: or, what Josh in Chicago said.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 2 October 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

I'm slightly sad this buries the previous day's headline, which was that the Trump Foundation isn't actually permitted to raise money in New York.

Not a slam-dunk disqualifier, but it also undermines the "I can reform the system because I know the system better than anybody" narrative.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 2 October 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

i guess this isn't really the thread for it but:

tuition-free college exists in countries with higher education systems that are structured and funded in vastly different ways than they are here. and it existed in the past for some american schools when our higher education institutions looked almost nothing like what they do today.

yes - - - - which is why he was proposing a dramatic change in how the higher education would be structured and funded. (though not an unprecedented model - the federal government using big seductive grants to force states to conform to desired standards is how we use highway money, for example, all the fucking time.) it's almost as if bernie was campaigning on a platform of dramatic, even "revolutionary" change, that depended explicitly on tons of previously apolitical people being drawn into the process because it was going to start talking about inequality and serious adjustments to the class structure through a whole range of very major policy proposals, of which free college was probably not even the most dramatic.

you might say that just makes his pie-in-the-sky proposals that much more pie-like and further up into the sky, but my point is that you can't read sanders's proposals as if they are normal democratic "we're gonna fight for this minor tax credit" type pitches, where you evaluate them on what's likely to pass with the current congress and what they'll have to trade in return. sanders was proposing a much more serious shift in priorities, trying to inspire people by enlarging the scope of what they imagined possible and who they assumed politics was for - - - you can push for big things, real things. for someone like me that's spent his adult life complaining about democrats not doing that, it was exciting and i think it will continue to have real, material, long-term effects.

but it's more than that: free college would actually solve a real problem that matters in people's lives, and even a watered-down crappy compromise version of it would also be real fucking helpful, so shifting the window of possibility on this is totally worth doing on its own merits. i said something like this at the time - - - okay, suppose imaginary president sanders can't get free college through the legislature. what if he only got college discounted fifty percent? what if that was enough carrot-and-stick to rein in half (or pick another number) of the insane surges in tuition around the country? what if free college stalled in congress but the other three or four things he was pushing for on student loan interest (etc.) made it through? hell, even the tax on wall street financial transactions he proposed to pay for it would be a good in itself, as part of the project of containing out-of-control income inequality.

trump is trying to con people, as you concede. but it's a con because not only would the wall be a pointless, wasteful, and evil scam, the shortchange compromise version of the wall would also be a pointless, wasteful and evil scam. it gets people excited and expands the electorate to no meaningful end, addressing no real problems and pointing the way to no real solutions. if you think that sanders's college plan is basically the same because the plan as described had a slim shot at legislative success in january 2017, i don't know what to say. i mean this is a board that i think generally views obamacare as a lame compromise sell-out versus a real fight for single-payer, and yet also a worthy legislative achievement that has helped a lot of people's lives in real ways. would you say that 2008 obama, campaigning on the public-option version of the scheme, was basically doing the equivalent of "build the wall"?

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 2 October 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

sorry i know there are a million sanders posts by me making variants of the same point but i think it unfairly demeans what his candidacy was doing (and paints his supporters unfairly as dupes), while also underselling just how evil trump's use of "build the wall" actually is.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 2 October 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

I think the con in 'build the wall' was in saying that he would get Mexico to pay for it. A borderwall isn't really that unusual in itself.

Frederik B, Sunday, 2 October 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

true, especially since it already exists

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Sunday, 2 October 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

Are there examples of border walls the size of the US-Mexico border that are large and fortified enough to block migration that were not built with slave labour?xp

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Sunday, 2 October 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

This bankruptcy thing is so hard I wish someone,anyone, in politics was willing to take on trump's crayzee expertise and could splain it to us and him.

I should find out who wrote my bk law text and see if she's avail to battle, she was good, had a blog back then. jk it was Warren.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Sunday, 2 October 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

I'm not an engineer but I thought this seemed believable.
xp

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Sunday, 2 October 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

this fuckin guy https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/782611648976678913

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 2 October 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

Lol which guy

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Sunday, 2 October 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

Nate Silver is broken

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 2 October 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

Yet directly below he writes:

Plausible is not likely though. Our model gives Johnson a 2-3% chance of winning NM, but only an ~0.2% chance that causes a deadlock.
94 retweets 238 likes

this guy wants clicks

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 2 October 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

okay that johnson scenario is pretty flagrant from nate "don't draw crazy conclusions from one poll" silver. it also requires clinton to lose all three of nevada, florida, and north carolina; if that were happening we'd expect her to be doing so badly nationally that she loses new mexico anyway and so that would be the story to chase. but it's just one poll and the wider picture shows her lead expanding dramatically since the debate, so that scenario would seem to be getting less likely by the minute. way to go, Team Statistics.

xposts

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 2 October 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

Silver lookin for Aleppo poll #s

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Sunday, 2 October 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

also "build the wall," as a continuously repeated campaign promise to stoke passionate rallies, would be a sickening development - and also a con - even without the "...and mexico will pay for it!" angle. it's a racist fantasy that depends on other racist fantasies: the nation overwhelmed by teeming hordes of the Other, just pouring across an imaginary line in the grass and taking our jobs, our children, everything! "build the wall" only makes sense if you conceive the border like that, and the idea that this is what immigration (illegal or otherwise) looks like in this country is a lie.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 2 October 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

Aren't you supposed to not announce your surprises in advance?

https://twitter.com/rogerjstonejr/status/782443074874138624

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 2 October 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, wtf, Nate Silver. I have a friend who freaks out over every one of his updates, and I tried to explain that his work has been hovering in useless outlier territory for a while now, And this Gary Johnson bs proves it.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

Good waiting for the other shoe to drop hypothesizing here:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/just-a-hunch--2

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

“Given Mr. Trump’s equanimity with other flaws in his history, we can only assume it’s a bombshell of unusual size.”

A reminder that when Trump assented to a Comedy Central roast in 2011, the list of topics explicitly forbidden by him (when jokes about him wanting to fuck Ivanka were explicitly permitted!) was that he was not as rich as he said he is.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 2 October 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

RE: https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/781585796243435520

@ScottAdamsSays was on a run wearing a Trump hat and a Clinton supporter painted a tunnel on a rock and I ran into it thinking it was open

serge thoroughgoods (will), Sunday, 2 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

has anyone 'shopped old Dilbert strips featuring the boss character to put in Trump quotes yet

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Sunday, 2 October 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

“You’re unsuspecting,” Trump said. “Right now, you say to your wife: ‘Let’s go to a movie after Trump.’ But you won’t do that because you’ll be so high and so excited that no movie is going to satisfy you. Okay? No movie. You know why? Honestly? Because they don’t make movies like they used to — is that right?”

Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Sunday, 2 October 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

I strongly suspect this phrasing is a journalistic shortcut to avoid the possibility of being called out later, even if the attendance is clearly monochrome according to mortal eyeballs:

He urged his mostly white crowd of supporters

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 2 October 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

i went to work out at the university student gym this morning and there were a bunch of large pro-trump messages written in sidewalk chalk on the plaza out front, including "TRUMP", "Make America Great Again" and "Build That Wall" in the nicest most bland handwriting imaginable. tried to just ignore it but man it made me anxious. what the fuck is wrong with people? i've never wanted to fight someone more badly.

savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 2 October 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

Has he reacted, or did they take his phone away again?

oh. he's reacted. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/10/02/as-news-of-trumps-taxes-broke-he-goes-off-script-at-a-rally-in-pennsylvania/?tid=sm_fb

Anyone else sense the tiniest whiff of self-doubt creeping into Trump's voice here? Am I just imagining it?

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 2 October 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

In one of those art improves on life dealios, Alec Baldwin's impression on SNL does a great job of expressing exactly what you're getting at

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 2 October 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nQGBZQrtT0 because I realize that, like me, nobody watches SNL live anymore)

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 2 October 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

"My supporters have the nicest handwriting, the blandest, it's unbelievable. They've chalked all the best sidewalks."

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

Trump's self-doubt:

“You have 38 days to make every dream you ever dreamed for your country come true,” Trump said. “Do not let this opportunity slip away or be wasted. You will never ever have this chance again. Not going to happen again… You have one magnificent chance.”

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

xxpost "you're being mean to me tonight, Coltrane"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

why can't Trump be replaced with Kenny Loggins for prez. Loggins, man.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

would you say that 2008 obama, campaigning on the public-option version of the scheme, was basically doing the equivalent of "build the wall"?

there's a difference between campaigning on it and having a line about it somewhere on your website. obama didn't campaign on it - or really any specific policy - whereas sanders had a very issues-centric campaign. during the primary I had sanders bros in my fb feed trying to sell people on free college, $15 min wage - 'these are real things we're gonna get under president sanders'. the fact that he appealed to a lot of people who aren't engaged in politics made a platform-centric campaign even more disingenuous, since a good portion of his followers weren't going to be able to put these goals in context.

iatee, Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

The fact that ordinary voters tend to blame whoever is currently president when the economy takes a downturn shows how little they understand the powers a president has. This is just political reality and campaigns reflect this.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

you're right bernie is bad

k3vin k., Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

A reminder that when Trump assented to a Comedy Central roast in 2011, the list of topics explicitly forbidden by him (when jokes about him wanting to fuck Ivanka were explicitly permitted!) was that he was not as rich as he said he is.

― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, October 2, 2016 1:13 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Slight correction: this was the ONLY topic considered off-limits. Which tells me that everyone at every possible opportunity should be impugning the likelihood of Trump having immediate access to anything more than, say, $25,000. And sit back and wait for the impending stroke.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

The one time I laughed out loud last night watching the SNL thing was where Hillary voluntarily gives up her two minutes for Trump to say whatever he wants, and the first words out of his mouth are "The thing about the blacks..."

clemenza, Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

Am I crazy or was Trump slurring like crazy during his speech in PA?

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

like John Rocker (racist) or like John Rocker (drunk)?

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

Am I crazy or was Trump slurring like crazy during his speech in PA?

His voice was clear, but his sentences were the most fragmented they've ever been, I think. It was almost like a form of aphasia, it was so bad, and he couldn't stay on one subject for more than two sentences at a time. He was almost literally spitting random words out. The only word for it is "Palin-esque."

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

Were the coltrane/jazz man remarks a reference to anything in particular?

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

Racism.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

Also, during the PA speech, it sounded very much like he was encouraging his supporters on 11/8 to first vote and then to monitor the voting in 'certain other areas'.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

Were the coltrane/jazz man remarks a reference to anything in particular?

Royal Tenenbaums

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

Were the coltrane/jazz man remarks a reference to anything in particular?

Mostly what Old Lunch says, also partly Holt/Colt, I think.

clemenza, Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

Also, during the PA speech, it sounded very much like he was encouraging his supporters on 11/8 to first vote and then to monitor the voting in 'certain other areas'.

― Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Sunday, October 2, 2016 4:50 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sounded like that bc he specifically told his supporters to do that

Treeship, Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

not the first time he's said that

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

this whole "the mic was rigged" "the elections will be rigged" bullshit is like straight out of elementary school. didn't fred trump teach his son that no one likes a whining whiner?

Treeship, Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

think they should do the opposite - spend hours monitoring the voting. if they take all day doing it that's ok too

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

Were the coltrane/jazz man remarks a reference to anything in particular?

Royal Tenenbaums

I was thinking the same thing. I had completely forgotten that Baldwin was the narrator.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

He's such a poor loser. It's unbelievable. Just the poorest.

schwantz, Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

Trump might be the first person to attempt to squat in the Oval Office come January

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

Ah thanks everybody, was thinking racism at first but figured it was pretty arcane if so (never saw RT)

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

the Gene Hackman character had a similar tendency toward using off-kilter racist epithets including "Coltrane"

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

it is a reference to RT but the line in RT is a joke about racism (racism as the wacky non sequitur it appears as to a white texan font fetishist, anyway) xp

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

I only watched the skit once, but first he calls him "jazzman" or something, later "Coltrane."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

Makes me think of "Hey you! Haircut!" from French Connection

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:01 (seven years ago) link

You, Flock of Seagulls!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

Here's another clue for you all, from The Basement Dwellers, Wikileaks on Tuesday....sleep well, my pets!

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

This has been a horrible week for you.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link

...and after Iago spent so long working on that post. Sleep well, pet.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

Tbf i think theyre just trying to soften the blow that it is going to be an underwhelming reveal

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

She didn't pay her CDHQ bill in the '90s.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

How did I fail to notice for so long that Iago Galdston is a total douche?

(And no, Iago, I'm not calling you a douche because you're anti-Hillary or pro-Trump. I've said a number of times that I would honestly welcome some more conservative voices in these threads to provide a perspective that differs from the generally left-leaning ILX consensus, because I think it's healthy for intelligent people with differing views to bump heads and acknowledge viewpoints that may differ from our own but which have their own validity and which are informed by a range of experiences outside of our own. I'm calling you a douche, Iago, because you're behaving like a douche.)

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

Iago is not conservative, he's just a moron.

¶ (DJP), Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link

I'm seeing a lot of Trump ads on TV all of a sudden, and I love it, because I live in NJ - he's basically pouring money down the drain if he's advertising in the NY/NJ media market.

I suspect this is because of his best, smartest people, a lot of them only have media sales contacts in the NY/NJ region, and NY being too expensive, they went with buying time where you live. Their "KPM" in management-speak is just burning the money - they don't trust the polls!

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link

I thought iago was a berner

Οὖτις, Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

So some Trumpers from Altoona or whatever are supposed to blow their whole day on driving to North Philly to pointlessly pretend that they're "monitoring" an urban polling place.

They will imagine vague but serious "irregularities" that they'll breathlessly report to... uh, maybe to Breitbart? Or to Trump HQ? Which will... tweet about them?

There's a missing Underpants Gnome step in there between the monitoring and the victory.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link

"HEY THEY'RE VOTING SUSPICIOUSLY IN THERE"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

or maybe they will commit and/or provoke acts of violence. if this happens early enough in the day, the word will get out that the polls are dangerous places in black neighborhoods. maybe this is enough to convince a significant number of people to stay home.

Treeship, Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link

I only watched the skit once, but first he calls him "jazzman" or something, later "Coltrane."

Also worth noting that Lester Holt is a jazz bassist in his spare time.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link

Oh good, that explains his voter registration

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link

https://www.google.com/search?q=squarepusher+is+a+tory

Can we start this meme tho

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:25 (seven years ago) link

or maybe they will commit and/or provoke acts of violence. if this happens early enough in the day, the word will get out that the polls are dangerous places in black neighborhoods. maybe this is enough to convince a significant number of people to stay home.

― Treeship, Sunday, October 2, 2016 6:18 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is precisely what I assumed. There were hints and allusions and 'you know what I'm talking about's in the way he approached it that seemed to suggest 'check your racist Twitter feeds for further instructions'.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

Oh yea i
Tell you somethin
I'm sure you'll think is neat
When I say that somethin'
I wanna write your tweet

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 October 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

Trump is gonna accuse Hillary of having an affair with Huma Abedin isnt he

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link

^^I wouldn't rule it out, given that dude is a breathing, heaving comment section.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 3 October 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

Hopefully instead he is eaten by a grue

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 October 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

https://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/672197.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

i'd certainly have an affair with Huma Abedin if i was wed to that shitstain

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

(applies to either Clinton)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

Both are probably leavin em at this point...theyre old

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

Someone vandalized his building here several months back by installing a giant "Trump" sign on it, the jokers.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 October 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

Someone should go full "Amityville" on his hotels, and paint stuff like "you are going to die here" and "get out" in big dripping red letters.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 October 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

Ten points to the first poster who can name Groo's dog

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 October 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

Rufferto

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 02:45 (seven years ago) link

"i'd certainly have an affair with Huma Abedin if i was wed to that shitstain"

Huma is hot

akm, Monday, 3 October 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

Huma comin' at ya

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

surprise it's not ten points it's ONE THOUSAND points!!! congratulations to Οὖτις for taking the lead

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 October 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

Rigged.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 October 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

In the early hours of Sunday morning, hours after the Times published its tax story, longtime Trump ally Roger Stone tweeted, “Wednesday @HillaryClinton is done. #Wikileaks.” Stone did not respond to a request for more information on the coming revelations, but WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has said his organization was preparing to publish damaging information on Clinton. Last week, “Morning Joe” senior producer Jesse Rodriguez tweeted, “Julian Assange set to make an announcement from his balcony in London next Tuesday, according to @WikiLeaks.”

fuuuuuck this

Treeship, Monday, 3 October 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

Lol thinks he's Lenin

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

save it for november 10th julian

Treeship, Monday, 3 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

Cant imagine what they think they have tbh p much all their shit has been weak sauce

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

In August 2014, Assange called a press conference and announced he would be leaving the embassy "soon".

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 October 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link

chickenshit rapist has something important to say - film at sometime this week! ratfucker par excellence says it'll be big - *emails* probably involved

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 October 2016 03:39 (seven years ago) link

Today: "Just announced that Iraq (U.S.) is preparing for battle to reclaim Mosul. Why do they have to announce this? Makes mission much harder!"

Last week: Trump went on to say that he didn't say what he wanted to say about Bill Clinton, but when Dana Bash asked Trump specifically what he wanted to say, he teased that he might bring it up at the next debate.

Why does he have to announce this? Makes mission much harder!

clemenza, Monday, 3 October 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link

xxpost do keep up, he done cancelled that announcement as I so quickly pointed out upthread!!!1!!!11!!!

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 October 2016 03:57 (seven years ago) link

"Bill couldn't get an erection, kept mumbling something about Ornette Coleman...."

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 October 2016 03:58 (seven years ago) link

Makes Mission Much Harder should be combined with Jelly Roll for next thread title.

Missed if this was discussed, but if this is true, what a Delicious Time Bomb: https://medium.com/@YasharAli/did-marla-maples-leak-her-own-tax-returns-5ee9030dbfc6#.bcrgcni2v

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 October 2016 04:01 (seven years ago) link

makes mission much hard one

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 3 October 2016 04:08 (seven years ago) link

iatee i dunno what else to say about bernie. are you really saying that his college plan was equivalent to 'build the wall' because some of his supporters were suffering under the delusion, common to many american voters, that him winning would mean the whole agenda getting implemented immediately by magic?

like idk it seems like a really bogus standard to suddenly invent for sanders. does this apply any time any politician says they've got a great plan to do x, where x is unlikely to be passed in the form described? or does it have to do with this mysterious "sure they campaigned on it, but they didn't campaign on it" distinction? so like if a politican said "we need to implement really tough gun control, at long last, and i'm the one to do it!" would this be the equivalent of "build the wall"? or would it depend how on it they were campaigning? the $15 minimum wage touted by the mocked bernie supporter later became part of clinton's platform, so is clinton pulling the equivalent of "build the wall"? i don't get it.

so far what sanders's plan has in common with "build the wall" seems to be that they are both proposals, made by politicians, that are unlikely to be swiftly implemented. as such, sanders's plan is also practically the same as innumerable other politician's statements and heavily-flogged campaign issues. i submit that the differences between sanders's plan and 'build the wall,' which i attempted to lay out a few posts ago in some long brilliant and tragically overlooked paragraphs, are meaningful enough that it becomes hard to see what's gained by the comparison. unless one's just trying to leave the stink of trump's hateful con job on sanders without having to make a case for it. it's like, hey, sanders and trump both wear clothing, and stand behind lecterns and appear in TV commercials! it's uncanny how similar they are really.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 October 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link

check out sex tape: makes mission much harder!!!!

j., Monday, 3 October 2016 04:44 (seven years ago) link

all your sex tape are belong to us

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 October 2016 04:52 (seven years ago) link

go in there and take the sex tape

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 October 2016 04:57 (seven years ago) link

check out sex tape in the conference room

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 3 October 2016 05:14 (seven years ago) link

i'd certainly have an affair with Huma Abedin if i was wed to that shitstain

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, October 3, 2016 2:26 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she wouldn't have you

A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Monday, 3 October 2016 09:25 (seven years ago) link

Her taste in men isn't the greatest, so don't count out Morbz yet.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 3 October 2016 09:30 (seven years ago) link

i was projecting myself into a Clintonskin, no reason to indulge in your slimiest schoolyard shit

lol the standards of Anthony Weiner's wife, you kids are adorrrrrable

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 10:45 (seven years ago) link

and remember to vote for the Lying Neoliberal Laaaaady, it's important

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 10:45 (seven years ago) link

seriously, does killfile still work?

A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Monday, 3 October 2016 10:55 (seven years ago) link

no reason to indulge in your slimiest schoolyard shit

Says the guy who repeatedly wishes other posters dead, and sends hate emails

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 3 October 2016 11:22 (seven years ago) link

RE: Bullying

Hi Pipsqueak,

Give me all your lunch money tomorrow or I'll give YOU another swirly!

Best,
The Bully

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 11:25 (seven years ago) link

surely it should be

Give me all your lunch money tomorrow or you'll sequentially meet my fist and the pavement!

A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Monday, 3 October 2016 11:44 (seven years ago) link

Good morning, all!

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 12:12 (seven years ago) link

the thanks i get for finally endorsing HRC!

(Morrison, learn to read and/or stop lying)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 12:20 (seven years ago) link

:O

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 12:33 (seven years ago) link

Fellas, let's save it for the Trump rally, huh?

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 12:47 (seven years ago) link

go in there and take the sex tape

Leave the sex tape, take the cannoli.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 October 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link

Take the oil, leave the sex tape

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 3 October 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link

'Can we fit all the dirt into a month? What do we do the day before the election - spend 24 hours recapping it all?'

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Monday, 3 October 2016 13:37 (seven years ago) link

so far what sanders's plan has in common with "build the wall" seems to be that they are both proposals, made by politicians, that are unlikely to be swiftly implemented. as such, sanders's plan is also practically the same as innumerable other politician's statements and heavily-flogged campaign issues. i submit that the differences between sanders's plan and 'build the wall,' which i attempted to lay out a few posts ago in some long brilliant and tragically overlooked paragraphs, are meaningful enough that it becomes hard to see what's gained by the comparison. unless one's just trying to leave the stink of trump's hateful con job on sanders without having to make a case for it. it's like, hey, sanders and trump both wear clothing, and stand behind lecterns and appear in TV commercials! it's uncanny how similar they are really.

parallels go beyond 'these things will obviously never happen'. there's similar slight of hand when it comes to costs. this seems expensive, but we've planned it all out. the enemy's gonna pay for it - and don't worry, we're gonna make them - so it's actually free.

iatee, Monday, 3 October 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

Isn't it more feasible to make corporations or rich individuals in your own country pay higher taxes than to make a foreign country pay for a border wall?

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Monday, 3 October 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

that's a lot less appealing a soundbite than 'keep the furriners out, make the furriners pay fer it'

in the beer garden of clitheroe kate's on mincing lane (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 October 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

Fox News host Tucker Carlson asserted on Sunday that "science" was on the side of a doctor claiming male Hillary Clinton supporters suffered from low testosterone.

"A doctor [is] under fire for claiming men who support Hillary Clinton likely suffer from low testosterone," Carlson teased before a commercial break. "It's science. You can't deny it."

"Are you a Low T denier?" he quipped.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 October 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

making wall st swallow a 300 billion dollar tax is probably close to being as difficult as convincing mexico to build a wall

iatee, Monday, 3 October 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link

exactly, thanks for bringing up the filibuster

iatee, Monday, 3 October 2016 13:56 (seven years ago) link

lol okay so sanders was conning america because he proposed taxing the rich to pay for something. glad we got that sorted.

but let's play along. okay so let's say once it hits congress, $30 billion a year tax coming from financial transactions (300 was a ten-year estimate) hits a wall. the lobbying is intense, wall street is too powerful! suppose in the end it's $20 billion. or 15, or 10 or even 5. tied (as sanders's plan was) to states matching a portion of the funds, that would still be... a very helpful piece of legislation that addresses a real problem in america. particularly if it came with any of the carrot/stick stuff sanders indicated would be involved to control costs. or, as i put it in a tragically overlooked paragraph:

but it's more than that: free college would actually solve a real problem that matters in people's lives, and even a watered-down crappy compromise version of it would also be real fucking helpful, so shifting the window of possibility on this is totally worth doing on its own merits. i said something like this at the time - - - okay, suppose imaginary president sanders can't get free college through the legislature. what if he only got college discounted fifty percent? what if that was enough carrot-and-stick to rein in half (or pick another number) of the insane surges in tuition around the country? what if free college stalled in congress but the other three or four things he was pushing for on student loan interest (etc.) made it through? hell, even the tax on wall street financial transactions he proposed to pay for it would be a good in itself, as part of the project of containing out-of-control income inequality.

whereas - again - the watered-down compromise version of "build the wall" would be just as much of a racist non-solution con job as "build the wall." it would just cost less. oh okay they're clearly the same got it.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 October 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

i'm amazed more of you are not named Robby Mook

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

A US politician could hope to make rules taxing wall street, but has no power in Mexico. It's, like, two fundamentally different things. No need to explain how hard it is, you're the President of the USA, you can say you want to tax Americans. You can't say you want to tax Mexicans. Iatee, I agree with you to a degree, but this is kinda ridiculous.

Frederik B, Monday, 3 October 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

xp I'm amazed you haven't wandered into traffic accidentally

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 3 October 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

there's no 'once it hits congress'. this is something far more ambitious than anything that got passed in congress during obama's first 2 years, which is likely going to remain the most favorable congress we'll have in decades and was only possible because we were lucky enough to get a second great depression.

in any case the bill doesn't address the root problem, which is that we already have a system where the costs of educating a student are higher than they should be. the solution to 'as a country, we spend too much on this / we have a really bloated monster of a higher education system' isn't 'we'll put it on someone else's tab.' his solution isn't actually ambitious, it's lazy and easy to communicate.

I don't think bernie sanders and donald trump are the same human being. they are different human beings. I don't even dislike bernie sanders. but I think that clinton doesn't get enough credit for the fact that she doesn't want to make promises she can't keep. that's a form of dishonesty that's easy to get away with.

xp

iatee, Monday, 3 October 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TswwON_Hs1M

Robby Mook (stevie), Monday, 3 October 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

but (as i keep alluding to re: carrot/stick) sanders recognized bringing costs down as a key part of the plan. i freely concede that this part wasn't fleshed out at all, perhaps in recogniton of the political realities you would have him and his supporters blithely ignoring. nor would we expect any candidate to get into that level of detail tbh. so it would surely end up being a very long and complex piece of legislation to get at these issues. it would need to be complemented by other efforts at the state level, and with reforms in student loan practices, etc. (which sanders also specified explicitly).

btw though the ambitious aspect has to do with giving access to people who currently can't go to college at all. it's not just that the same people would be going, but someone else would pay for it. see also: single-payer health care. this doesn't have a huge bearing on the current discussion but it's probably worth keeping in mind.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 October 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

bringing down future costs is given a line, there's no mechanism to lower existing costs.

anyway, you're fleshing out a bill that - again - wouldn't exist to begin with. all of these discussions essentially start with 'let us presume a political climate where this could actually happen'. we don't have that, we're not close to having that, and even were bernie sanders to sneak into the oval office due to the historical accident of donald trump - totally possible - we still wouldn't have that. I'm willing to consider sanders' theoretical presidency in the context of actual american politics not the politics of an imaginary bernieworld.

iatee, Monday, 3 October 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

and in that context the difference between what kinda major legislation could pass under him vs under clinton is marginal. otoh no doubt he'd drop fewer bombs on people.

iatee, Monday, 3 October 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

what has Clinton promised, other than we'll be Stronger Together?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

very little! and she will accomplish very little!

iatee, Monday, 3 October 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

and you think she deserves more credit for this

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 3 October 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

she deserves credit for not pretending otherwise

iatee, Monday, 3 October 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

the principle of being more honest about getting nothing done apparently more important than killing fewer people

k3vin k., Monday, 3 October 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

off the top of my head: federal minimum wage increase, equal pay for women

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

She'll be in jail anyway as well as all of her voters

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 October 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

Elimination of in-state tuition fees at public colleges for families making less than $125,000

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

i assume if sanders were the nominee his longstanding pitch for a federal minimum wage increase and equal pay for women would be filed under "build the wall"

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 October 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

comprehensive immigration reform (whatever that means - and tbf everybody promises this)

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

if sanders started claiming the fed min wage increase / equal pay for women across the country will also be funded by wall street, then yes

iatee, Monday, 3 October 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

bringing down future costs is given a line, there's no mechanism to lower existing costs.

for the record, he says that to qualify for the federal funding, states must "reduce ballooning costs." i guess there's room for interpretation but i read that as him "giving a line" to reducing existing costs. i agree that the mechanism for doing this is not spelled out. how this becomes tantamount to trump's racist fire-kindling, problem-non-solving, pep rally wall scam is still escaping me.

anyway, you're fleshing out a bill that - again - wouldn't exist to begin with.

er... why not? which universe is this, where sanders wins the presidency but the house becomes 100% republican and there is no one there to introduce legislation? very confusing to me. so what, he should have only run on things that were already likely legislative winners the day before he started his campaign? or what?

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

I've worked in state universities systems in the Big Ten & now in Paris & while there's some kind of sense that American state unis will end up looking like the Univ of Paris system eventually, I don't know you get between those. we have free university here but not only are taxes quite a lot higher, the resources available to students are quite a lot lower. of course there are climbing walls etc at our municipal public sports complexes but those aren't exclusive to students. there aren't much in the way of dorms, and comparably little in the way of organised student life. and we fail about 40% of first year students, keeping class sizes down in years 2 and 3. our facilities are pretty basic.

But how do you get from the current USA experience to the future experience? You can't just make Wall Street pay for that, because money won't suffice: you have to change these slow-moving, battleship-like institutions, and strip them down, and then find a way to pay for what results. Both the Sanders and Clinton ideas say nothing about this, and so they're both just empty ideas to me.

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

im so mad I got beat to the 'whats a mook' video

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

I beat you to changing your display name, too

Robby Mook (stevie), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

er... why not? which universe is this, where sanders wins the presidency but the house becomes 100% republican and there is no one there to introduce legislation? very confusing to me. so what, he should have only run on things that were already likely legislative winners the day before he started his campaign? or what?

I think running a campaign on dream-world legislation is deceitful and at least some people I knew genuinely believed that sanders was making promises he could keep, not just saying 'these are some dream goals I have, this is what I'd like the world to look like - but, you know...congress...' it's almost certain if were bernie to win the election congress would look better, but not so much better that any sort of ambitious legislation could pass. the numbers just aren't there.

iatee, Monday, 3 October 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

But how do you get from the current USA experience to the future experience? You can't just make Wall Street pay for that, because money won't suffice: you have to change these slow-moving, battleship-like institutions, and strip them down, and then find a way to pay for what results. Both the Sanders and Clinton ideas say nothing about this, and so they're both just empty ideas to me.

yeah similar to our health care system, making our higher education system cheaper also means dismantling a lot of entrenched institutions and every 'wasted dollar' is someone's paycheck. it's totally possible to come up with sweeping reforms that are cost neutral and make college cheaper, it's another thing getting those reforms passed because every institution currently benefiting from the status quo is going to fight it like hell. coming up w/ a plan that only has one bad guy there to fight it - and it's wall st, obviously - is so much easier.

iatee, Monday, 3 October 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

iatee otm

flopson, Monday, 3 October 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

let's move jobs toward anachronism ASAP plz

that logic is convincing as well on why HRC has no desire to do shit about campaign finance even if she could

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

HRC has no desire to do shit about campaign finance even if she could

Motives are notoriously opaque and testimony from the person whose motives you are examining is unverifiable. When there are equally explanatory theories there is no way to choose between them. The theory that HRC sees campaign finance reform as a guaranteed losing battle not worth expending her time or political capital on, regardless of her "desire" for it seems adequate to explain her lack of interest.

It is worth noting that conventional wisdom believes Democrats would benefit more from campaign finance reform than Republicans. HRC's playing the game by its current rules is not good evidence that she likes the current rules better than another set which she might find even more favorable. Probability would predict that HRC's favored position would align with the presumed interest of her party, for the same reason a president would prefer a congress filled with their own party members.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

Citizens United has been p disastrous for the GOP, funnily enough

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

Yeah that was a big whoopsie daisy

Remember when Democrats were the undisciplined party?

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

caek's twitter link is not to be overlooked: #BREAKING NY AG sends Cease and Desist to Trump Foundation for operating without proper certification.

countdown to trump proclaiming how it's all political and he's being treated very unfairly. big league unfairly. the worst cease and desist order in the history of western civilization, folks.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/782988522588213248

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, October 3, 2016 1:02 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lovely!

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

xps.. so disastrous that the GOP controls both chambers of Congress, plus most governorships and state legislatures

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

fully expect post-election Loser Trump to end up spending most of his time in court

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

so disastrous that the GOP controls both chambers of Congress, plus most governorships and state legislatures

did you think I did not know this? lol

we're talking about presidential elections iirc

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

yeah i feel like that new york AG story wouldn't be such a huge deal if it weren't for the inevitable trump response

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

"And I have to deal with this against-charity attorney general -- and, I mean, do you think he got orders to do this from Crooked Hillary? Probably, I don't know. I don't know. Someone should look into it."

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

more here http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/04/us/politics/trump-foundation-money.html

“While we remain very concerned about the political motives behind A.G. Schneiderman’s investigation, the Trump Foundation nevertheless intends to cooperate fully with the investigation,” Hope Hicks, Mr. Trump’s spokeswoman, said on Monday. “Because this is an ongoing legal matter, the Trump Foundation will not comment further at this time.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

has anyone watched the PBS frontline thing about them both? https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/782991753930481665

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

feel like hillary's opposition to citizen's united is probably pretty sincere considering the context of the case

Mordy, Monday, 3 October 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

First off, watch it. @frontlinepbs is such a great TV series, this is fantastically well done and informative.
I honestly do not know who has had a more psychologically hellish life, Trump or Hillary. But these are two incredibly pained personalities.
Hillary, in particular, is a shockingly sympathetic character. She was not born a monstrous political personality. She's a tragic figure.
Also, I absolutely cannot vote for Hillary. That documentary is a testament to the fact that neither candidate should ever gain power.
Hillary's personal pain cannot excuse the fact that her administration will feel like one of those sclerotic early 80s Russian governments.
Trump, of course, is mentally ill & who knows, maybe he'll nuke the world, so, no real judgment from me if you're with her in a swing state

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

i don't necessarily follow everything his office does but almost any time i see eric schniedermann's name in the news i want to pump my fist, that dude seems like a great guy

k3vin k., Monday, 3 October 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

Hmmm. Interesting side light to think of HRC as the nascent Yuri Andropov of US politics.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

“While we remain very concerned about the political motives behind A.G. Schneiderman’s investigation into an obvious and most likely deliberate case of perpetual fraud by someone whose illusory perception of his own wealth should put him above such petty things as human law, the Trump Foundation nevertheless intends to cooperate fully with the investigation while Mr. Trump himself will be losing the last of his marbles as he screams about the injustice of it all on social media,” Hope Hicks, Mr. Trump’s spokeswoman, said on Monday.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

I don't think that particular bit is gonna have legs, unfortunately. I mean he's already pissed all over the military as much as he can, what's a few more buckets gonna matter.

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

Lol at the AG being politically motivated to enforce known charity laws. Even if politics motivated him pulling out his microscope, is Trump gonna blame him for his non-compliance?

Like this is the life of a politician man. Maybe you shoulda run for Comptroller first.

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 October 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

Xpost none of these things are going to be campaign enders by themselves no. But at least may sway some low info voters into flipping or staying home.

At this point he will probably rebound two weeks from now due to reversion to mean and we'll play out this soap opera one more time before E.D.

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 October 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

Like this is the life of a politician man. Maybe you shoulda run for Comptroller first.

― Neanderthal, Monday, October 3, 2016 12:33 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just another signpost of Trump's five-year-old "I wanna be a pwesident!" mentality. He doesn't have the level of cognition to process that, if anything, he's been subject to LESS scrutiny than most presidential candidates. It's just big meanies being unfair and not letting him play pretend!

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

c'mon he put his big boy suit on and everything!

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

That documentary is a testament to the fact that neither candidate should ever gain power.

I've said this before, but: No one who wants to be president should ever be allowed within a hundred miles of power. Electoral politics is pure sociopath-bait. Political offices should be awarded by random drawing. And unpaid.

That said, I'm voting for Clinton and am confident she'll be a good president, despite having an army of right-wing shitbags lining up to stop anything she tries to accomplish, and a horde of posturing internet "leftists" ready to piss on anything she does actually manage to get done.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

The most beautiful part of this is that his own actions (including, certainly, the decision to run for president) have opened him up to more intense scrutiny than he'd apparently received for decades. He likely could've continued his lifelong grift straight into the grave if he'd remained nothing more than a loudmouthed 'businessman', but something tells me his life after losing the election is going to be pretty unfun.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

at this point I am inclined to believe Omarosa's argument that the main reason Trump is doing this is payback against/attempt to humiliate Obama for the correspondent's dinner. it's all just pure ego with this moron.

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

誤訳侮辱, do you have any cute names for the shitbags who'll be in her Cabinet?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

At this point he will probably rebound two weeks from now due to reversion to mean and we'll play out this soap opera one more time before E.D.

― Neanderthal, Monday, October 3, 2016 1:35 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Please no I had so much anxiety leading up to the debate I don't want to be subjected to that whole "Trump May Actually Win This" cycle again.

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

Trump's got this - as soon as his hail mary from the australian hacker rapist comes through any second now

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

I say once again, with more certainty than at any point since he won the GOP nomination: Donald Trump will never be POTUS.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, can't wait until the Assange bombshell drops. Or, rather, doesn't because of 'security concerns'.

If it's such a lid-blower, why wait or be cowed by concerns you were never cowed by previously?

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

wait, wasn't "Hillary tried to drone me" the bombshell??

frogbs, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

Wait, is that supposed to be controversial? Because I'd vote for Clinton so hardcore if she vowed to make that her first act in office.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

(Not advocating droning in general, just specifically the droning of Assange. Would also accept melting or exsanguination.)

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

he hasn't done anything worthy of the death penalty and I prefer the rule of law and everything but... yeah I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. he's scum of the earth, not a US citizen, and repeatedly demonstrated his status as a risk to US nat'l security

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

Hillary's personal pain cannot excuse the fact that her administration will feel like one of those sclerotic early 80s Russian governments.

i feel like there isn't a single white male twitter leftist or really almost any white human of any political persuasion who can say with a straight face that he'll be "oppressed" in a fashion comparable to any USSR administration under hilldog, but that's not really gonna stop proclaimed likely jill stein voter bro pair, because after all an accurate statement like "it'll be moderate, prob too much so, and we should aim to elect congresspeople and local leaders who'll be more progressive whenever possible but hey it's not the potential fascist apocalypse" doesn't up yr klout score

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

re: the "hillary wanted to drone assange" thing i saw more than a few people on my twitter feed this morning who took that completely at face value, which was kinda hilarious because again, of all the ppl being killed in such a fashion (which i'm 100 percent not endorsing) a rapist white troll who won't leave his hotel room for fear of indictment is not one of them, lol c'mon

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

It's cool that we have leftists comparing Hillary to Andropov and Chernenko.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

well she is sick all the time

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

adding "stupidly literal-minded" to ILXpundit attributes

oh whoops added that in 2007

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

At this point he will probably rebound two weeks from now due to reversion to mean and we'll play out this soap opera one more time before E.D.

Presume that stands for electile dysfunction har har

re Andropov I think "Silver Spoons" had an episode where Ricky Schroeder is on a class trip to the White House, somehow ends up answering the Red Phone, and tells the then-Soviet leader to "Walk to the edge of a cliff, Yuri.... Andropov!"

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

Where is Assange in the world where a drone strike makes any sense? Would it be like a little Amazon drone with a pistol taped to it following him nonchalant through the market, pretending to look at apples when he senses that he is being followed and turns around anxiously? Maybe "drone strike" is just code for Hillary calling him up to have a long talk about emails and policies.

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

Michael Reagan tweeted that Nancy woulda voted for HRC btw. Kumbaya!

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

Michael loathes Nancy

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

He might as well have said, "Nancy was having sex with Barbara Bush on the White House china."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

Mmmm

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

Chi-nuh

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

誤訳侮辱, do you have any cute names for the shitbags who'll be in her Cabinet?

aren't cute/unfunny names for politicians more your bag?

Robby Mook (stevie), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

ok, i'll go with "stevies"

prob too funny tho

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

lol at this golf swing https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/782984294557941760

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

lol

mookieproof, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

@JessicaTaylor
Ron Paul on MSNBC says Gary Johnson isn't a true libertarian, will likely vote for Jill Stein instead.

mookieproof, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

imagine if bill clinton said, 'if chelsea weren't my daughter, perhaps i'd be dating her'

mookieproof, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

A reminder that drone strikes are only surgical compared to carpet bombing - other people (okay, including friends of friends of mine) work in the Ecuadorean Embassy so I'd rather not.

In other news, Trump's 5-D chess set still missing some pieces.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bernie-sanders-clinton-audio-supporters_us_57f11290e4b024a52d2f6852

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

is it wrong to feel sort of uncomfortable wrt all of the lol-ing and/or concern trolling over creepy things Trump has said about Ivanka? it seems kind of like Ivanka is collateral damage when ppl use this stuff to attack her father?

soref, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

I imagine she's p damaged alright

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

She's collateral damage in the human shield sense.

dinnerboat, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

Re: Trump's PA speech, I guess I can see where it might have utility when speaking in front of a national audience, but why tf, at this point, would Trump invoke Bernie over and over at his rallies? Am I making that mistake of thinking that anything resembling rational decision making is informing Trump's perpetual id-gasm?

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

(A thousand pardons for my own unwieldy gerund-gasm in that last sentence.)

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

I imagine he was trying to capitalize on that "bombshell" audio of Clinton trying to figure out how to reach Sanders voters, but he can't concentrate for more than a few seconds so he lost the plot and just resorted to his standard tactic of calling Sanders a loser.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

that 'bombshell' was nothing, if you listened to the audio she's clearly sympathetic to people? who the fuck actually thought it was some kind of condemnation? GOP desperate and grasping for straws

meanwhile I can't even keep up with the bad things happening to trump lately. ptsd, foundation, taxes

akm, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

there'll be three more in a few hours

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

I love how he's getting his debate prep from Giuliani and Christie, two losers who will do him absolutely no good

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

I wonder what will happen to those closest to him if Trump loses

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

It's amusing how one minute, Trmp'll be courting disaffected Sanders voters - "We feel your pain, we know she's crooked and everything is rigged; come over to the dark side" - and the next minute he's calling them pathetic losers who live in their parents' basements.

The dude evidently has no interest in courting voters who aren't already in his column, and no idea that that might have something to do with winning this here "election" thingy. It is weird and wonderful to see.

Everybody's telling me I need to do better with women. So clearly what I need is more tweets reiterating that Alicia Machado was REALLY a porker, I mean oink oink, seriously. Plus, Rosie O'Donnell? Bette Midler? Carly Fiorina? Yeah, total woofers. They had it coming, surely everyone agrees.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

Christie will be found drowned in a vat of cheetos

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

ailes will explode in a mass of slimy flesh and squid ink

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

who the fuck actually thought it was some kind of condemnation?

the bernie fan in my fb feed who'd rather trump won than hillary, fwiw

Robby Mook (stevie), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

On the other hand maybe he'll teach a spin class

xxp

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

The headline characterizations of Hillary's remarks (which were uniformly negative) is likely the only thing a lot of people saw, esp if they're inclined to hate her.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

imo the ptsd comment seems...not particularly bad. esp taken in context. maybe a little clumsy, and demonstrating a lack of understanding of PTSD, but it didn't seem disrespectful

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

ailes will explode in a mass of slimy flesh and squid ink

― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, October 3, 2016 3:48 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think he was accused of using this as a pick up line verbatim back at the Fox offices

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

The "basement dweller" thing isn't about actually convincing Sanders die hards to vote for Trumo as much as just suppress potential votes for Hlllary. The only people I've seen view the leaked audio as anything other than sympathetic are right wing creeps and some of the more aggressively idiotic Stein supporters.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

like, it wasn't even remotely close to the comments he made about john mccain, which remain the gold standard for insulting combat veterans

xp

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

aggressively idiotic Stein supporters

Redundant.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

i'm not a Stein 'supporter' but shove it, you voting with the Bushes and Kissinger on yr moral high ground.

how do you reconcile Hil's 'empathy' -- sounds to me more like 'the poor misguided dears' -- with Bill Clinton's memorable springtime sneer, "Shoot every third person on Wall Street, things will be fine"? Don't these partners think alike?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

post-election, Giuliani will return to his Crypt and resume providing pun-laden introductions to ironic tales of depravity and gore

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

many xps evan: yeah, probably

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

Well, kiddies, looks like SHRILLARY really took a DUMP on TRUMP! But don't worry. I have a feeling he's going to be SERVER-ing her a fresh helping of deleted SCREAM-mails about her membership in the BENGHAZI Party any day now! EEEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

heh

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

if ppl haven't been, btw, highly recommend the ongoing trump tweet-play by owen ellickson, storified in this link: https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/773652237125955584

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

i don't think that guy is that funny

lol chuck grassley follows him.

goole, Monday, 3 October 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

it's hit or miss, def, and also weirdly insists on humanizing ppl like boehner and chris fucking christie (which, lol), but the ratio of hits to misses is ultimately favorable imo

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

Well, kiddies, looks like SHRILLARY really took a DUMP on TRUMP! But don't worry. I have a feeling he's going to be SERVER-ing her a fresh helping of deleted SCREAM-mails about her membership in the BENGHAZI Party any day now! EEEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!

― Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch),

I follow people on social media who write like this

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 October 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

Who better than a horror host to teach one how to scaremonger?

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

an EC horror comic about Trump writes itself

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

http://deadspin.com/trump-supporters-spent-the-debate-tweeting-at-jon-leste-1787351028

― a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, October 3, 2016 3:18 PM (one hour ago)

Bigger Putz
Imgivingthisguyaplusone
10/03/16 10:17am
Cardinals fans, amiright?

k3vin k., Monday, 3 October 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

you voting with the Bushes and Kissinger on yr moral high ground.

So far from claiming the moral high ground, most here are simply claiming HRC represents a higher and drier part of the swamp than Donald occupies.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 3 October 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

yes yes, but Gorp up there nevertheless sprays his automatic fire

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

Clinton up nine points in Colorado: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/poll-clinton-holds-double-digit-lead-over-trump-in-colorado/

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 October 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

can someone explain the significance of Colorado to this simple Canadian? i keep seeing it get brought up.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 3 October 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

swing state, has shifted from GOP to Dem in last few elections due to changing demographics etc.

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

Also: Weed

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 October 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

such a bummer to see trump up in ohio ... what the fuck? then i read this http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/30/us/politics/ohio-campaign-trump-clinton.html

Ohio has not fallen into step with the demographic changes transforming the United States, growing older, whiter and less educated than the nation at large.

As the place where Appalachia meets the Midwest, and where industrial centers arose not far from a vast farm belt, Ohio has prided itself on being a version of America writ small. Its immigration patterns reflected that, with New Englanders resettling here, followed by Germans and Eastern Europeans. At the same time, Southerners, white and black, crossed the Ohio River in search of freedom and opportunity.

But even some of the state’s proudest boosters acknowledge that Ohio, which is nearly 80 percent white, is decreasingly representative of contemporary America.

“Ohio, like a melting iceberg, has slowly been losing its status as the country’s bellwether,” said Michael F. Curtin, a Democratic state legislator and former Columbus Dispatch editor who is an author of the state’s authoritative “Ohio Politics Almanac.”

He continued: “It’s a slow melt. But we have not captured any appreciable Hispanic population, and there has been very little influx of an Asian population. When you look at the diversity of America 30 to 40 years ago, Ohio was a pretty close approximation of the country. It no longer is.”

What is less clear than the racial trends is whether the state will continue to grow more forbidding for Democrats in future presidential races.

That could be determined by the choices the national parties make after the election, particularly whether Republicans continue Mr. Trump’s project of shifting from a business-friendly to a more populist approach on immigration and trade.

“If the Republican Party looks more like the Trump coalition and the Democratic Party looks more like the Obama coalition, then the states Democrats must win will no longer be Ohio and Iowa,” said David Wilhelm, a manager of Bill Clinton’s first presidential campaign and a former Democratic national chairman who lives in suburban Columbus. “They will be Virginia, North Carolina, Arizona and Georgia.”

and this nice little bit about jim traficant which i thought was otm

Mike Dawson, a Republican strategist who runs a website on Ohio’s political history, said Mr. Trump would be competitive in two counties in Youngstown’s Mahoning Valley that the Democratic presidential candidate has carried in every election for 60 years with the exception of 1972.

It is no coincidence that the same region kept re-electing Representative James A. Traficant Jr. from 1985 to 2002, despite his routine flouting of ethics. Mr. Traficant, a longtime Democrat who died in 2014, was known for mixing inflammatory rhetoric, a squirrel-like toupee and a hard-edge populism.

“There is not a dime’s worth of difference, as George Wallace once said, between Jim Traficant and Donald Trump,” said Mr. Eckart, whose district abutted Mr. Traficant’s. “They say anything, do anything, just act outrageous, and people just kind of like that.”

marcos, Monday, 3 October 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

cuyahoga county (where i live) is the democratic stronghold of the state and there are definitely v progressive parts. obv cleveland is about 53% black too. but there are a lot of working class whites in the area too that might vote differently this time idk

marcos, Monday, 3 October 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

Have we talked about the Trump Foundation getting more or less put on pause by the New York AG?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 October 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, but not too much as there was an argument dominating the thread at the time it broke.

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

lol

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

Via Roy Edroso, I live when NRO accidentally gives away the game -- in this case, "Religious principles are only for controlling the rubes and hurting gay people, Timmy!"

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/440650/kaine-death-penalty

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 3 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

to be fair i feel like that might be a line in the catechism

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

re: the Trump Foundation stuff, one fun takeaway is it undercuts the narrative of Trmp being such a system-knowing knower of the system.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 3 October 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

'You forgot to renew your drivers license'
'That makes me smart'

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Monday, 3 October 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/LPDonovan/status/783053226614685696

pretty sure Doctor Casino beat him to it

mookieproof, Monday, 3 October 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/783062663576248320

"Somebody said don't call them race riots but that's what they are, they're race riots."

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 3 October 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

Fwiw Ohio was blue post-convention, and has had almost no polling post-debate. They could still get it together.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 October 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

Ohio has not fallen into step with the demographic changes transforming the United States, growing older, whiter and less educated than the nation at large.

shorter ohio - a shitload of people go to ohio state, nobody stays

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 3 October 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

That might be the big news in November -- Ohio no longer a bellwether for Chuck Todd/Halperin types.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 October 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

'Following the many threads of why Donald Trump is unfit to be president is often like unraveling a cable knit sweater that someone keeps knitting, and knitting, and knitting, then tweeting that it’s fat.'

http://www.avclub.com/article/donald-trump-harassed-apprentice-crew-comparing-th-243500

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ct5CCY2WEAATrvU.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

Cry, the beloved Speaker of the House

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/paul-d-ryan-so-handsome-so-sad

In the four months since he formally endorsed his party’s nominee for president, Ryan — the esteemed Speaker of the House, the sterling guardian of conservatism, the intellectual leader of the Republican Party — has been reduced to a miserable Trump flunky sheepishly counting down the hours until the election is over. Each day he spends tethered to the Donald seems to bring some fresh humiliation; each role he inhabits in the entourage proves more undignified than the last. Adviser, apologist, hype man, scold — none brings redemption, or even reprieve. And so he trudges on toward November, a stench of sadness clinging to him as he goes.

Friends and allies, disappointed though many of them are, have tried to show Ryan support in this difficult time. They labor to give him the benefit of the doubt, to rationalize his endorsement — and when they’re defending his honor on the record, they might even find themselves slipping into Messianic metaphors.

“I feel so sorry for Paul,” said Bob Woodson, the veteran civil rights activist who mentors Ryan on issues of poverty and race. “He wishes someone else could take the cup from him. … I’d say ‘weary martyr’ is a good way to describe him.”

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

Pobrecito

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link

If you prick a Paul Ryan, does he not bleed

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

If you P90X him, does he not blast his quads?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

you can rearrange those words to say

you, paul ryan, a prick: bleed. (if he does not?)

6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link

he's drake basically

savvinesslessness (map), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 03:59 (seven years ago) link

I love how Upshot originally used a "free throws" analogy for Trump's chances to win the election, then when Hillary declined, they changed it to a field goal analogy, and as her odds have improved, they've kept that analogy but just lopped off a yard on the field-goal length for like, each 2 percentage points...

what I wanna know is....who is kicking. if it's Bill Gramatica, we're fucked

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 04:13 (seven years ago) link

If you're at all familiar with the much-ridiculed Kayleigh McEnany on CNN, the change in her tonight was hard to miss. For months she's dug in on one convoluted defense of Trump after another, but twice--Trump imitating Clinton's stumble, and his not-loyal-to-Bill comment--she didn't hedge on criticizing him. She's either worn down, or she's starting to think about a soft landing.

clemenza, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 04:19 (seven years ago) link

Hillary, in particular, is a shockingly sympathetic character. She was not born a monstrous political personality. She's a tragic figure.

I can't even see her as a monster after the PBS doc. The one thing I held against Clinton, quoting Caesar @ Gaddafi's corpse, seems excusable in context - it's the first time an angry mob has been on her side, however briefly.

Wes Brodicus, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 10:05 (seven years ago) link

Serious question: Is there a rich white male politician who the GOP elite could outwardly loathe, like to the point of fantasizing about their deaths, as much as they do either of the Clintons (Bill was poor, Hillary a woman) or Barack Obama?

maura, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 11:40 (seven years ago) link

well not since FDR maybe

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 11:46 (seven years ago) link

I'm imagining if Bloomberg had thrown his hat in the ring, it would have gotten pretty ugly.

how's life, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 11:55 (seven years ago) link

Guess I should have added "Christian" in there, huh.

maura, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 12:32 (seven years ago) link

I think if Al Gore had been elected president he'd have gotten it just as bad.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 12:35 (seven years ago) link

So Iago, what do you think now that Assange destroyed Hillary? Wow, that was surely dangerous information he gave, huh?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 12:41 (seven years ago) link

aw man don't summon him

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 12:45 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, that makes him seem infinitely more entertaining and less boring to read than he actually is

Robby Mook (stevie), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link

I don't think the GOP elite hates any of these guys for personal reasons, they basically turn the hate machine on strategically. GOP elite would support a poor black female president if it meant they got what they wanted.

the base, otoh...

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 12:50 (seven years ago) link

RCP average moving in the right direction at last - interestingly the 4-way average is looking better relative to the 2-way average, which may indicate that some Johnson- and Stein-inclined voters are getting nervous and becoming more reconciled to voting for the (bad and hated) major-party establishment choices.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 12:56 (seven years ago) link

Sorry, or maybe not. Actually Johnson and Stein's graphs still look pretty flat - so it may instead be that undecideds are hesitantly shuffling over to Clinton as things get realer and closer.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 12:59 (seven years ago) link

xpost yeah, but he's still forecasting around Ross Perot 1996 numbers which, frankly, at this point, usually is when third parties find their chances start to decline, especially after first debate.

I'm still skeptical that he can hit 8 percent, but I'm really curious as to how much noise this really is. Stein seems to be declining at a quicker rate.

I really hope Johnson misses 5%, don't want that fucker getting government funding (not that a Libertarian is getting elected any time soon but I just want to see less bumper stickers)

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link

(which is to say - maybe his support is actually solid and not a mirage)

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link

they look flat because they're on a scale from 1-100, but both have lost ~1/5 of their support over the past month (9 to 7.5 for johnson, 3-2.5 for stein), which in the context of a close two-way race adds up to a significant amount of new floating voters staying home or voting clinton (or voting trump i suppose lol)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:04 (seven years ago) link

Why do Trumpists even care about the possibility of revelatory emails or classified info or whatever? Why get yourself worked up now about the absence or presence of solid factual info? Just start another whispering campaign about Shrillary being secretly part dog and having a love child with Tim Kaine.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link

Well, they could always campaign on the policies...lol

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/data-points/poll-hillary-clinton-holds-national-lead-over-donald-trump-n658721

well this is interesting - 26k registered voters, but the biggest gulf seems to be between male voters who have, and who have not been married.

Married men broke for Trump 52 - 35, "never married" men favored Hillary 51 to 28.

is this cos Hillary reminds male voters of a nagging wife?

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link

How many of the married men category are divorced? Just curious

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:08 (seven years ago) link

don't think they surveyed that :/

Trump also winning the vote amongst people who have lost chunks of their frontal lobe in boating accidents

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:10 (seven years ago) link

ahahahah that Assange announcement

it was literally nothing

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link


Married men broke for Trump 52 - 35, "never married" men favored Hillary 51 to 28.

is this cos Hillary reminds male voters of a nagging wife?

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 8:06 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, didn't you hear? Male Clinton supporters are low-T and probably couldn't satisfy a woman and so are naturally unmarried.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link

never married is for the most part just another way of saying young voters

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

And once again, in typically misguided fashion, this new stupid 'low-T' slam would probably be more effective against the people spouting it (just a hunch I have that Trump supporters are probably panic-stricken about projecting their masculinity as loudly and proudly as possible) than the people they're trying to insult.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

it's science

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:26 (seven years ago) link

I just wondered if perhaps Assange is getting hints from the Latin American embassy where he resides that perhaps he shouldn't try to get the xenophobe elected...

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

"Such a cozy setup you have here, Senor Assange. It certainly would be a shame if you suddenly had to say adios, and leave the warm embrace of Ecuadorian hospitality."

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link

ahahahah that Assange announcement

it was literally nothing

― frogbs, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 9:14 AM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just looked it up. Apparently he'll be publishing some things this week?

Evan, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

Or not!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

he's such a charlatan

maura, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:04 (seven years ago) link

ahahahah that Assange announcement

it was literally nothing

― frogbs, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 9:14 AM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was a press co turned fundraiser.

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

he reminds me of anonymous sometimes

marcos, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

bombastic empty threats etc

marcos, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

I do totally believe him that he's going to be publishing something once a week leading up to the election. That nebulous and value-free threshold should be easy to cross.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link

It's also quite stupid. If he had something so important as to turn the tides of the election he would bring it out on it's own, not as one part of a ten week drip of nonsense.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

Have we talked about this? Another wrinkle in the Trump Foundation story: it appears Trump may have had donations issued from the Trump Foundation to conservative groups he was personally courting as far back as 2011.

“It was a quiet donation that came with a simple cover letter,” Smith said. It read: “Great meeting with you and your wife in my office,” dated May 6, 2011. Enclosed was a check for $10,000 from the Donald J. Trump Foundation.

That check is one of at least several donations to suggest Trump used his private foundation, funded by outside donors, to launch and fuel his political ambitions. Such contributions, if they were made solely for Trump’s benefit, could violate federal self-dealing laws for private foundations.

From 2011 through 2014, Trump harnessed his eponymous foundation to send at least $286,000 to influential conservative or policy groups, a RealClearPolitics review of the foundation’s tax filings found. In many cases, this flow of money corresponded to prime speaking slots or endorsements that aided Trump as he sought to recast himself as a plausible Republican candidate for president. (...)

Multiple Trump campaign aides did not respond to requests for comment.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

Man, maybe it's just hindsight talking, but it's hard for me to imagine feeling comfortable cashing a check from a Trump-fronted charity. Red flags and alarm bells and shit.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

TBF, if Trump thinks he is the only one qualified to save the country, then maybe he thought funding his political ambitious via his foundation *was* being charitable.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

Serious question, if Trump loses, will he share his secret plan for defeating ISIS with Hillary Clinton for the good of the nation

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

Alex Jones called Julian Assange a 'Hillary buttplug'. I really shouldn't feel so much schadenfreude, but lol.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

xpost Well, it wouldn't be a secret, then, would it? And could he really trust her not to blab its details to ISIS?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

xxpost Certainly. I mean, we may not agree with his vision, but he's ultimately running for president because he genuinely cares about the country and wants to see it thrive. He'll no doubt feel chagrined about losing in the immediate aftermath of the election, but I have confidence that he'll put his baser feelings aside and share his ideas with President Clinton for the greater good of the country.

Or, no, sorry, he'll probably just stand outside of the White House gates with both middle fingers extended, shouting "WRONG. WRONG. WRUUUUUUUNG." until he's lost his voice completely.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

Maybe Trump will move to Canada!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

UKIP will probably need a new leader by then.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

hah, the first thing I thought of when I saw that link Doctor Casino just posted was The Family Leader (barf) and sure enough, it's a main point of the article

There is absolutely no reason Trump would give any of these organizations money unless he was courting their support in the presidential race. Am I supposed to think he was traveling around and was so enamored with this group of religious conservative dickheads in northwest Iowa that he decided his foundation should cut them a donation? Pretty sure his lifestyle directly conflicts with about 2/3rds of the shit they say.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

I'm suddenly remembering a number of months ago, when I jokingly predicted that Trump's presidential run and the basketing-up of undesirables was just an extended sales pitch for condos in some remote underground bunker city every sensible American would wanna move to in the event of a Clinton presidency, and the degree of cunning and planning and forethought involved in even an idea that dumb now seems so far beyond anything Trump is capable of. But I guess if Trump has demonstrated one consistent facility, it's in convincing others to overestimate him as anything more than a reactive, leathery, sociopathic void with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

His lifestyle directly conflicts with giving people money just because they agree with him.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

The illegal donations hardly seem worth it when he could donate the money himself. Given the size of Trump's fortune, the foundation is pocket change. I wonder if he just gets a kick out of skirting laws here and there.

jmm, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

They don't need an underground bunker. A lot of this support is from areas that are already remote, have lost industry, and anyone living there already thinks that they're in the real America. Or they're in suburbs and feel closely allied with rural areas and feel like there's something inherently wrong with urban life.

I can't remember which republican leaders said it, but there was a conversation leaked a few years ago that was basically "fuck em if they can't figure out how to move" about people living in rural areas that have had serious issues with economic blight.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

Given the size of Trump's fortune, the foundation is pocket change.

Or.. is it?

I mean the "foundation" is mostly a way to take donations from group A and then give them to group B so that they'll pay attention to you.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

Given the size of Trump's fortune

Assumes facts not in evidence, as they say.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

is "size" another dick joke

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

I don't know how he could hold on to that much wealth, his hands are just too small

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

The illegal donations hardly seem worth it when he could donate the money himself. Given the size of Trump's fortune, the foundation is pocket change. I wonder if he just gets a kick out of skirting laws here and there.

need I remind you Trump once cashed a 16 cent check

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

i'm having trouble mustering the enthusiasm to keep track of trump's latest controversies and scandals

long before he got the nomination, it was clear that he is on the racist sexist nationalist shortlist shitlist. anyone who, having heard even once about his immigration plans or observed how he treats women, considered voting for him is a complete piece of shit. there's no way around it.

but for some voters, apparently, what will finally drive them away is that he's not actually a good businessman? i'm glad someone out there is doing the work to expose his financial failings, i guess, but that is the distant foul smell from another room compared to the bloody watery pile of t-rex shit with visibly decaying gums and teeth on your new bedspread of his failings as a human being

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

"i thought i was gonna vote for trump, but did you see that he didn't pay taxes? i don't know, i guess i won't now!!"

^fuck the 2-5% of people who end up using that rationale

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

also

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ryanellis/2016/03/08/donald-trump-and-the-empty-jewelry-box-tax-scam/#1dc468086aa7

Back in 1986 and likely for many years before, Donald Trump colluded in tax evasion with Bulgari Jewelry Store in New York, a high-end posh location with tony clientele right out of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. Here’s how the scam worked:

Trump would go into the store with his wife, his girlfriend, his…whatever (to use his vernacular). He would then buy her an expensive necklace or wristwatch. Normally, such a transaction would face the New York city and state sales tax, which would be pretty high on luxury jewelry.

In an illegal attempt to evade the tax, Trump “asked” the store to instead ship the jewelry to an out of state location, where no New York sales tax could be collected. In fact, the store would merely send an empty jewelry box to the location, while Trump and his lady friends walked out the door with the jewelry that very day.

The state and city tax collectors eventually caught onto this scheme, and Trump promptly testified against his erstwhile tax evasion colluding partners at the jewelry store in order to save his own skin.

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

idk about 'wishing death upon' but kerry took a lot of shit for things like 'speaking french' and 'earning three purple hearts/silver star/bronze star' and 'windsurfing'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

need I remind you Trump once cashed a 16 cent check

he just didn't want the writer's account balance to get out of whack

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

I don't think it will be 2-5% of people, it will be essentially nobody

xp

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

you can be a racist, AND a misogynist, AND a pathological liar but if you're bad at capitalism.... that's a bridge too far

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

Gift horse dentistry lads

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

@tinyrevolution
What Christie & Giuliani demonstrate is that for hateful right-wing authoritarians, the next best thing to giving orders is taking orders

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

these revelations aren't geared towards the people who made their minds up ago, though, they're geared at the voters who base their decisions on who to vote for (or whether to vote) based on the candidate's fashion sense or whether they could have a beer with them. the undecided figure is still quite high....

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

*a long time ago

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

The NY Times revisits the shaming of Bubba's women. I had forgotten the name of the Clintonista who'd coined "bimbo eruptions": Betsey Wright.

Gloria Allred, a well-known women’s rights lawyer who was a convention delegate for Mrs. Clinton, said that digging up a woman’s sexual past was a classic shaming strategy.

“Most people are not nuns, and most people aren’t Girl Scouts,” Ms. Allred said. “That doesn’t mean they’re not telling the truth.”

Told of Mrs. Clinton’s support for hiring Mr. Palladino, she said, “If Hillary signed off on a private investigator, let’s call it a minus.” But she added, “It wouldn’t change my support for her because there are so many pluses for her, like her stance on abortion.”

“I’d like to hear from Hillary Clinton on the role she played.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/03/us/politics/hillary-bill-clinton-women.html?_r=0

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

“I’d like to hear from Hillary Clinton on the role she played.”

No one gives a shit

a (waterface), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ct7ylZJWEAAo6qv.jpg

-- trump in vanity fair, 1994

but sure, let's ask hillary what role she played in her husband's affairs

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

“Can you imagine if, no matter who won, I still felt like an equal member of society and comfortable in my own skin? That would be amazing. It’s kind of fun to imagine.”

http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-women-fantasize-about-some-future-election-54083

scott seward, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

let's ask hillary what role she played in trashing women who accused her husband of rape, those whores

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

you can do that and dig around in Trump's muck

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

trump trying to make bill clinton an issue is going to a. happen b. backfire horribly

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

I'm pretty excited for it honestly

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

like the worst thing he can do is turn Hillary Clinton into a sympathetic figure which he already did in debate one by constantly shouting over her

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

shhh! it's a secret plan!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

Try putting yourself in her place. During the 1992 campaign, the mainstream press attends closely to the issue of “bimbo eruptions” while the super market tabloids cover the story of your husband’s supposed black progeny and Gennifer Flowers discusses his sexual prowess in a magazine with a circulation considerably larger than this one’s. Months after you become First Lady, you spend two weeks with your dying father, and television reporters stake out the hospital, turning a personal crisis into another media spectacle; a prominent political commentator calls colleagues to spread the rumor that you’ve been spotted in the White House making love with a female veterinarian; you appear on “20/20” to find yourself closely interrogated about whether you hurled a lamp, or possibly a Bible, at your husband; a best selling roman à clef depicts the steely wife of a Clintonian candidate enjoying a one-night stand with a campaign aide. And that’s just a sampler. Wouldn’t you be entitled to wonder why your involve ment in a mammogram initiative that will save many thousands of lives gets scant coverage, while, say, your trading in cattle futures fifteen years ago takes center stage? Hillary Clinton can’t help sounding utterly self-serving when she tells me she’d like people to look at her “and say, you know, what really matters is that for twenty-five years she’s cared about kids and that’s been a consistent theme, and maybe I should learn about that, instead of ‘Omigosh, she’s changed her hairdo again.’ ” But she may well have a point.

a (waterface), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1996/02/26/hating-hillary

a (waterface), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

During the 1992 campaign, the mainstream press attends closely to the issue of “bimbo eruptions” while the super market tabloids cover the story of your husband’s supposed black progeny and Gennifer Flowers discusses his sexual prowess in a magazine with a circulation considerably larger than this one’s.

Wow, so much has changed in 24 years.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

"i thought i was gonna vote for trump, but did you see that he didn't pay taxes? i don't know, i guess i won't now!!"

It's not that - it's more "I hadn't made up my mind yet, but I had vaguely thought he was a savvy businessman. Then I heard he lost a quillion dollars and tried to hide it by saying that his taxes are too sophisticated for a rube like me to understand. Wow, I already wasn't sure I could trust him; now he just sounds like an asshole."

d-mac has the right of it.

You Jergen? Aw yeah, I'm Jergen like Edgar Bergen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

yeah "gift horse dentistry" is otm

I may not want to hang out with anybody using that as their instrumental variable but I'm fine with their vote

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

The remark chimes with something I’ve been told by the redoubtable Sally Quinn, who—in part because she’s a frequent contributor to the Washington Post, in part because she’s the wife of the Post’s legendary editor Ben Bradlee—must herself count as a figure in the so-called Washington establishment. “There’s this old joke about the farmer whose crops fail,” she says. “One year, he’s wiped out by a blizzard, and the next year there’s a rainstorm, and the next year there’s a drought, and so on every year. Finally, he’s completely bankrupt—he’s lost everything. He says, ‘Why, Lord? Why, why me?’ And the Lord says, ‘I don’t know. There’s just something about you that pisses me off.’ ” She pauses, then says, “That’s the problem—there’ s just something about her that pisses people off. This is the reaction that she elicits from people.”

Well, from many people, anyway. “A lot of Americans are uncomfortable with her self-righteousness,” Arianna Huffington says. “I think gratitude is great if you can communicate it, but if you have to keep telling people how grateful you are . . .” William Kristol, a Republican strategist and, since September, the editor and publisher of The Weekly Standard, puts it this way: “She strikes me as a sort of moralistic liberal who has a blind spot for actions that are in her own interest. These are exempt from that cold gaze that she casts over everyone else’s less than perfect actions.” On the whole, though, he’s one of the more dispassionate voices you’re likely to hear on the subject. Peggy Noonan, who came to prominence as a speechwriter for Presidents Ronald Reagan and George Bush, speaks of “an air of apple-cheeked certitude” that is “political in its nature and grating in its effects,” of “an implicit insistence throughout her career that hers were the politics of moral decency and therefore those who opposed her politics were obviously of a lower moral order.” She adds, “Now, with Whitewater going on, nonliberals are taking a certain satisfaction in thinking, Uh-huh, you were not my moral superior, Madam.”

these people are loathsome and they still live

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

we may even know some of them

a (waterface), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

Any distaste I have for Clinton's presentation of self is directly because of the way she comported herself when running against Obama in '08. She came off more than a little Tracy Flick-ish, and it was super off-putting. Otherwise, she's awkward and stilted and less modulated than she could be but I don't really have an issue with her. And I don't understand how her personality is the issue this time around, when she's running against the human personification of discovering a two-month old, maggot-covered bologna sandwich in the trunk of your car.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

how can you guys read about this shit every day

k3vin k., Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

xp You're supposed to square that circle by voting for Saint Jill Stein, who, after her election, despite having spent the entire past year expressing contempt for both parties and asserting that there's no significant difference between them except that the Democrats are worse, and despite not having a single member of her own party in Congress, will somehow change the entirety of US society from the ground up by having bills introduced by Magical Legislation Fairies.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

i believe the syphilis has reached yr cerebral cortex

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

no sane person voting for Stein thinks she is going to win the election, assface. That's what "protest" is doing in "protest vote."

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

Correction, it's doing nothing, because neither of the major parties nor anyone else gives Fuck #1 about your protest vote.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

no sane person is voting for Stein

fixed

a (waterface), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

"Oh well, we lost the 'leftist' votes again, let's keep moving to the center" is what will happen. I'm truly sorry you're too fucking dumb to understand that.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

what makes you think i'm voting for president? not voting for Stein.

you're too fucking dumb to understand that the Dems are never changing no matter who YOU vote for.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

neither of the major parties nor anyone else gives Fuck #1 about your protest vote.

Seemed to in 2000!

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

or rather, after

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

The precarious framework of our nation will be protected only by voting meaningfully against Trump from my paranoid point of view.

Evan, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

come on man, you're old enough to know the entire political landscape is slow-moving but has changed a shitload over time xp

I'm not too happy with where the national system is right now regarding infrastructure and international affairs but that's more an artifact of things slowly shifting being a better tactic than a quick right turn. We did a quick turn 15 years ago and that didn't help so much.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

the only time protests votes successfully 'sent a message' was 2000

and the message they sent was 'nader voters are fucking idiots'

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

were perot votes protest votes

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

Hil has Dorothy Rabinowitz voting for her in NY; Dot and i swapped votes

xxxp

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

I almost voted for Nader until I really thought about how close the election was

Joe Lieberman was pretty much my #1 reason for having that stance, though. Still can't stand that guy.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

Perot voters sent the message 'Hello we are confused human beings' xp

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

the "message" you're sending and the effect of your vote obviously is dependent on the state you vote in

k3vin k., Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

xxpost Only when compared to the demon draped in human flesh that we got as VP for eight years do Lieberman or his successor look like anyone you'd want within a million miles of the White House.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

the "message" you're sending and the effect of your vote obviously is dependent on the state you vote in

― k3vin k., Tuesday, October 4, 2016 11:43 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you know, this is one of those things that should be really obvious by now but I think a surprising percentage of the electorate still doesn't get it

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

the "message" you're sending and the effect of your vote obviously is dependent on the state you vote in

no even drunk 3rd party voters fail to send a message that anyone cares about

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

we've had eight years of people pretending Obama is somehow not a US citizen by birth

yet barely anyone noticed that Cheney was a resident of Wyoming really only by mailing address and we elected a pres/vp that lived in the same state which is completely against the rules

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

I mean, it's pretty much a technicality in that Cheney was really a resident of the great western enron/hunting accident part of the country that happened to encompass multiple states and there's no rule against both candidates being from that

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

The cumulative effect regardless of state is precisely bupkis. The Libertarian Party has had presidential candidates on the ballot in some or all states since 1972. How's that working out for them?

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

I think a surprising percentage of the electorate iatee still doesn't get it

It's not about sending a message, it's about voting w/out vo(mi)ting

Any gay man who votes for Clinton after the Reagan/AIDS thing tends toward minstrelsy.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

The impact imagined by the 3rd party voter vs. the real-world impact, in a nutshell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_os80b2K8_s

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link

I looked it up: Gore beat Bush in NY by 25 points. OMG I'M AN EEJIT

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

I think a (-surprising percentage of the electorate-) iatee still doesn't get it

It's not about sending a message, it's about voting w/out vo(mi)ting

Any gay man who votes for Clinton after the Reagan/AIDS thing tends toward minstrelsy.

you think you aren't morally implicated in everything America does because you simply eschew any real participation in politics. that's a pretty convenient moral system you've built, one that lets you bask in your own virtue while doing nothing.

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

xp so your Nader vote neither hurt nor helped Gore, Nader, Bush or you, which is the very definition of "bupkis."

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

like most voting. As G Carlin said, jack off instead.

iatee, you know nothing beyond what i post what i do! Voting is the least ppl do.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

what did those Occupy marches we went on accomplish? And the climate change march two autumns ago was the very definition of BUPKIS.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

xp whereas adding one's 0.000001% to Gore's margin of victory would define "substance"?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

that's true, which is why it's funny how many of your posts on ilx have involved who you're going to vote for, who you did vote for and who you can't vote for, as if the country is dying to find out what morbs' message to the world is this year

xp

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

Any gay man who votes for Clinton after the Reagan/AIDS thing tends toward minstrelsy.

hey I'll do Al Jolson if it keeps any post-Palin/Freedom Caucus imbecile from winning Miami-Dade County.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

rubberstamping dronemaggedon sends a message too folks

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

what did those Occupy marches we went on accomplish? .

Guess you didn't read Sanders or HRC's platforms eh. But you'll say "platforms mean shit" because you must be right at all times

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

Sanders platform is especially moot!

i'm sure HRC holds hers close to her heart.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

xp whereas adding one's 0.000001% to Gore's margin of victory would define "substance"?

had gore lost the popular vote because a bunch of California and New York voters were 'sending messages', bush's victory wouldn't have looked nearly as illegitimate.

bush's election wouldn't be considered illegitimate

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

Er phone posting weirdness

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

What heinous crime did you poor wretched souls commit to be trapped in this time loop?

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

many of your posts on ilx have involved who you're going to vote for, who you did vote for and who you can't vote for

in recent years, almost always in response to others, cuz it means JACKSHIT yet i somehow can't stop voting, which wd be my #1 preference.

but now, goodbye. fuck me.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

No don't leave please come back please

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

(Exits, pursued by Kissinger)

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

u didn't all have maracas.jpg bookmarked

imago, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

if gore had lost the popular vote, bush's victory could only have been considered legitimate, because what else could define legitimacy? and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a trolley.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

but now, goodbye. fuck me.

is this going to be the title for the next thread

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

Even Morbs will admit that Shane.jpg is funny when he returns in 10 minutes.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

bush's victory wouldn't have looked nearly as illegitimate.

(CALLS FROM HORSEBACK) Noooooo one gave a shit, Joey!

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

'10 minutes'

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

I'm also unclear on this: 'looking illegitimate' seems about as symbolic as 'sending a message' via protest voting.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

is this going to be the title for the next thread

― ¶ (DJP), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 1:27 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's about time, anyway.

how's life, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

it's really not!

k3vin k., Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

if gore had lost the popular vote, bush's victory could only have been considered legitimate, because what else could define legitimacy? and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a trolley.

these things aren't black and white. one thing that helped contribute to the election appearing illegitimate was that more people voted for gore than bush. when it comes to clinton vs trump, the number people are going to remember - the only 'message' that gets both sent and received - will be the margin by which clinton beats trump.

I'm also unclear on this: 'looking illegitimate' seems about as symbolic as 'sending a message' via protest voting.

the issue isn't that sending a message is symbolic, the issue is that people who think they are sending messages are just shouting at the sky, nobody's receiving their message, nobody cares. whereas the legitimacy of bush's presidency is something people discuss to this day, and the amount by which voters reject trump will very much affect the future of american politics - despite the fact that we get the same end result whether he loses by .1% or 30%.

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

voting isn't a speech act, as I like to holler

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

re: next thread title, please wait to see whether tonight's VP debate generates a memorable catchphrase, thx.

Personally I'm rooting for either "feel the Pence" or a gif-tastic meme of Shatner screaming "KAAAAAIIINE!!!!"

You Jergen? Aw yeah, I'm Jergen like Edgar Bergen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

wow, Trump's chances are down to a kicker missing a 42 yarder now

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

Gary Johnson defends stupidity:

“Talking about a foreign leader I respect, I have a hard time with that one,” Johnson told MSNBC host Andrea Mitchell. “That’s just who I am. And now I’m going to have to pick out a world leader and there’s going to be something wrong with them. And now I’m going to have to defend them! Well, maybe I think too much.”

“You are running to be commander-in-chief,” Mitchell reminded the candidate.

“Yeah, and you know what?” Johnson trumpeted back. “The fact that somebody can dot the i’s and cross the t’s on a foreign leader or a geographic location then allows them to put our military in harm’s way!”

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link

seeing friends and ilxors get involved in protests, marches, and community organizations has made me pay much more attention to local politics and has made me be more outspoken on key issues

I might leave some of the sections empty on my election form, but now I do it with purpose

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

I guess my stance is the opposite of Gary's, there

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

when it comes to clinton vs trump, the number people are going to remember - the only 'message' that gets both sent and received - will be the margin by which clinton beats trump.

Bush barely won in 2004 and he claimed he had a "mandate" and the press acted as if he had one.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

The fact that somebody can dot the i’s and cross the t’s on a foreign leader or a geographic location then allows them to put our military in harm’s way

It is also true that knowing about bank security systems makes it much easier for you to rob a bank. And knowing about human anatomy makes it easier for you to kill people quickly and quietly.

Better for us all to be ignorant, so that we do not inadvertently sin through our knowledge of how the world works.

You Jergen? Aw yeah, I'm Jergen like Edgar Bergen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

As someone who's admittedly underinformed and undereducated and who would like to think that, for all of their baser faults and vices, politicians make some kind of attempt to understand their responsibilities so that they can be at least functional representatives of their constituencies, I find the complete lack of intellectual curiosity on the part of the Johnsons and the Trumps deeply fucking insulting. Fucking go crack a book before you try to run a country, you uberdouche.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

Hmph. Elitist. Clearly you haven't gotten the memo about how this is a year where people sick of know-it-alls and are ready for change.

You Jergen? Aw yeah, I'm Jergen like Edgar Bergen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

Phil, where did you get that quote from? I'd like to point and laugh at it on Facebook but I need a primary source.

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

I C&Ped the text from Raw Story, but the original clip is on MSNBC here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpTP3T3uwmY

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

Unlike a frighteningly large percentage of the population, I'd actually prefer to feel that I'm NOT more qualified for elected office than the people running.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

xp btw it's not even the stupidest thing he says there. He also apparently doesn't know that we have never been attacked by the nation of Afghanistan, nor that the US is a signatory to the UN convention on genocide.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

I am completely unfit to be president on dozens and dozens of levels, so many levels it'd make your head spin, but I can state with complete certainty that I'd make a better president than Trump. That terrifies me.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

fuckin maps - how do they work?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

Old Lunch 2020

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

Johnson strikes me as someone only slightly less IDGAF than Trump. Like he maybe at least thumbs through the complimentary copy of USA Today in his hotel room once or twice while he's on the campaign trail, trying to get a sense of what's been happening in the world since the last time he ran for something.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

I think he cares about politics as much as he cares about anything, but I'm not sensing a lot of focused attention anywhere in there

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

Old Lunch 2020

Make Lunches Old Again

more like Galaxy S PLODE, amirite? (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

Like he maybe at least thumbs through the complimentary copy of USA Today in his hotel room once or twice while he's on the campaign trail, trying to get a sense of what's been happening in the world since the last time he ran for something. solve the Jumble and Sudoku puzzles

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

Christ, I just now realized this was the first year I could've run for president, too! Well, see you guys on the trail in four years, I guess.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

C'mon, man, Gary Johnson never solved any fuckin' Sudoku puzzle.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

he's not even a wordy gurdy level intellectual

maura, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

he draws a pot leaf in every square

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

I just read this letter to the editor from someone who grew up in the area that's now represented by Steve King in the house. I think it gets at some of the rural identity issues and the underlying tensions better than I've articulated:
https://www.facebook.com/sarita.patnaik.37/posts/10209263503642697

(if you can't see it there, it's also available here: http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/opinion/columnists/iowa-view/2016/10/02/king-heres-real-cultural-suicide-iowa-faces/91304942/)

I think this part stuck out:

In fact, your sense that allowing other races to mix into an historically white area will lead to “cultural suicide” couldn’t be more off base.

Cultural suicide occurred when the unions were broken at the packing plants in our hometowns, turning respectable $21-an-hour jobs into back-breaking $11-an-hour labor that couldn’t support a family. Cultural suicide occurs every time you vote to defund public education, stripping Iowa public school teachers of the resources they need to educate the next generation of Iowans even as you accept $10,600 in campaign contributions from the College Loan Corp. — a company that profits from increased student debt. Cultural suicide occurs when you decide to display a Confederate flag on your desk, conveniently forgetting that you represent a state that fought for the Union.

I get it. It’s easier to point fingers at the brown people who take those 3 a.m. shifts at the packing plant and are now raising their families on minimum wage than it is to accept personal responsibility for the ways that your particular brand of strip-mining the Iowan economy is devastating the lives of Iowans.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

Johnson gets louder and louder as that goes on to the point where he sounds like he's hysterically freaking out

akm, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

Josh Marshall
‏@joshtpm

Just saw someone raising a Pepe banner in background of CNN interview with historic civil rights leader. Delete your account, America.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

the hillary intern who appropriated 'delete your account' must really be flying high this season

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

I am completely unfit to be president on dozens and dozens of levels, so many levels it'd make your head spin, but I can state with complete certainty that I'd make a better president than Trump. That terrifies me.

That's been the most infuriating part about talking with Trump supporters - the insistence that "he doesn't always say the right thing" is just something that makes him human and relatable, rather than a huge liability.

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

I try to picture him at his first big meeting with other world leaders and all I can come up with is Rodney Dangerfield in the pro shop in Caddyshack, except this version is a serious drama, Dangerfield is the bad guy and Ted Knight is the hero.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

these things aren't black and white.

Perform a thought experiment with me. In it, George W. Bush wins both in the electoral college and in the popular vote. This would mean he won incontestably and Gore almost certainly would have conceded at once. This seems very black and white to me.

Your hypothesis of massive numbers of protest votes for Nader in NY and CA (but nowhere else?!) would also have led to the Green Party becoming an established party in both those states, which in turn would have given them considerable bargaining power in future elections. It could not have happened without a significant shift in the political landscape and a different future. All of which we could speculate on endlessly.

But what would be the point?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

Useful:

https://www.ft.com/content/3a925672-89b2-11e6-8aa5-f79f5696c731?segmentId=7ac5b61e-8d73-f906-98c6-68ac3b9ee271

As polls have turned against him, Donald Trump’s allies have sometimes placed weight on the existence of a shy tribe of supporters who are reluctant to declare themselves and whose invisibility in the polls means Hillary Clinton’s advantage is being overstated.

The problem for the New York businessman? Pollsters have looked far and wide and deep into their methodology and they say they have struggled to unearth evidence of the shy Trump voter theory advocated among others by Kellyanne Conway, Mr Trump’s campaign manager.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

I feel like a lot of the Trump voters are survivors of social trauma and economic hardship and a lot of their cultural identification has become based on those points. "cultural genocide" makes more sense when you realize the shared people they're speaking of is "people who got fucked over" and they know that some of the people selling them answers are actually the ones who fucked them over, but they're not sure which, so they stick with the ones that look like them and entertain them on television.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

the green party doesn't 'get considerable bargaining power' in that magical universe. ralph nader successfully influenced the results of the election - legitimately the best outcome he could have hoped for, he mattered - and nobody's conclusion was 'we need to find ways to appeal to those voters next time', the conclusion was 'fuck ralph nader'. we don't have a voting system designed to give any bargaining power to third parties, we have a system designed to give leverage to people willing to work within the party system - regardless of how wild their actually views are. that's why bernie sanders has managed to work himself into a position of considerable influence, whereas ralph nader's going to be remembered by history as the guy who gave us george bush. two guys with broadly similar goals, but only one of them was willing to accept the basic math behind our electoral system.

xp

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

'actually views' = 'actual views'

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

I'm picturing the mythological shy Trump voter, a diminutive, balding fellow in a rumpled and oversized suit, nervously kicking the ground and staring at his shoes while he fumbles with his hat. "Aw, gee whiz. Do I...do I really have to talk about my deep and abiding hatred of the blacks? Shucks, I'm just a humble lil' guy who keeps his opinions to myself. Sure, I think those Mexicans and Arabs should go back where they came from but...well, I'm just too nervous to tell them so! C'mon, fellas, do I have to blame others for my problems out loud as long as I'm quietly nursing xenophobia in my heart?"

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

"Do- do you hate Mexicans too?"

*Blushes*

Awwww

Evan, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

If there's one thing you can count on from nihilistic bigots, it's reticence.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

we don't have a voting system designed to give any bargaining power to third parties

Nothing stops the Green Party from nominating the same person as the Democrats, apart from major policy differences. If those differences were narrowed, then the two parties could campaign for the same candidate. If not, then not. When you control enough votes to swing an election, you control enough votes to bargain with.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump
‏@realDonaldTrump

I will be watching the great Governor @Mike_Pence and live tweeting the VP debate tonight starting at 8:30pm est! Enjoy!

(First response HoF on that tweet, too.)

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

Nothing stops the Green Party from nominating the same person as the Democrats, apart from major policy differences. If those differences were narrowed, then the two parties could campaign for the same candidate. If not, then not. When you control enough votes to swing an election, you control enough votes to bargain with.

even in a theoretical world where the green party has 'votes to bargain with', it's effectively bargaining with a suicide bomber. when they pull the trigger they get george bush too.

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

I thought for sure the headline was going to be some variation of 'How to Stream Tonight's Vice Presidential Debate Between Mike Pence and Donald Trump's Livetweeting of the Vice Presidential Debates'.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

@mikepence Wrong. Wrong. I do think she's a fat, worthless pig, Mike. You're wrong.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

I will be watching the great Governor @Mike_Pence and live tweeting the VP debate tonight starting at 8:30pm est! Enjoy!

not tweeted by android, so presumably this will be some modestly professional livetweeting by a team of people who are no donald trump, but anything's possible

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

I will be watching the great Governor @Mike_Pence and live tweeting the VP debate tonight starting at 8:30pm est! Enjoy!

daylight time, fucko

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump
‏@realDonaldTrump

I was given a faulty iPhone

Evan, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

I'd put the rural Trump voter something like...
Lives in rural area or area on the fringes of a smaller city with these factors:
- Due to depopulation or cuts in funding, the local schools are consolidated (I can think of many high schools with names like Woodward-Granger or Adel-DeSoto-Minburn High School)
- There's at least one industry in the region that's deunionized and is low-pay, like a packing plant or plastics factory
- A number of people, if not the majority, working at the factory are legal immigrants
- The area, again due to depopulation (and the rise of Wal-Mart followed by amazon.com) has few local stores outside of a big box. The stores that thrive are those that cater to the immigrants -- money transfer, international phone cards, ethnic groceries and restaurants.
- The already underfunded school district has to come up with English as a Second Language (ESL/ELL) funding, which the state is loathe to give up because while the state government gives kickbacks to the factory, they also cut back on school funding and don't want to be known as funding ESL education for immigrants

So you have an area that's had depopulation, immigration that's filled low-paying jobs, old storefronts either empty or hosting new immigrant businesses, and underpaying big box stores one town over

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

"That's just who I am."

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

So this will probably be the night when Pence, without Trump hovering over his shoulder, goes off-book and repudiates some of the shit his boss has been saying, leading to Trump tweeting about what a pathetic loser Pence is until he ultimately realizes that he can't actually fire him like a common campaign manager.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

then your dog licked you awake

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link

Half the time I think of people who aren't broke but would support Trump I think of this ex-coworker who was notoriously naive and couldn't get used to the whole office job thing. Not that he supports Trump, but some of the weird things he said included not wanting to visit Miami because it's "crime and hurricanes" and explaining that a "gay guy" hit on him once during college and he "punched him in the face" (not in a macho way, but a scared "wtf ahhhh" way)

iirc his dad owned some dairy queen stores and he quit my workplace to move to florida, help open dairy queens, and married an employee

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

xpost I dunno, man. Pence is an undeniable choad but even he has to realize at this point that he's hitched his entire career to the Hindenburg. Desperate times!

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

also I think he was scared of black people xp

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

pence is a boring asshole

marcos, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

Rightwing types are preferring to see this as Pence getting ready for 2020, I think, thus:

http://theresurgent.com/in-the-first-presidential-debate-of-campaign-2020-mike-pence-gets-to-set-the-stage/

(Note I think this argument makes little sense.)

Meanwhile, seeing John Nolte lose it today has been greatly satisfying.

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/783391167291482112

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

I try to get myself excited for tonight by imagining Pence nude.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

If it helps, I would imagine that he's sculpted his pubic mound into a little replica of the immovable helmet on his scalp.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

EDITORIAL OBSERVER
Pence and Kaine Face-Off in Farmville
By ELIZABETH WILLIAMSON
It won’t rival the Trump-Clinton rumble for excitement, but this debate could be an important comparison of policy visions.

lol "policy visions" sure, fuck you nytimes

marcos, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

xpost -- Thank you for nothing.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

You can see his little Pence?

xxp

Evan, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

lol "policy visions" sure, fuck you nytimes

― marcos, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 4:27 PM (eighteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's like a certain type of mirage

Evan, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

so that John Nolte's position is basically "those Never Trump people are completely correct, how dare they?!?"

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

Pretty much.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

I feel like a lot of the Trump voters are survivors of social trauma and economic hardship and a lot of their cultural identification has become based on those points.

Perhaps that is part of the phenomenon, but I believe that more Trump supporters are actually pretty well-off. They just culturally identify more with blue-collar and rural people (as long as they're white) than with educated and urban "elites." Like my father-in-law, who has a six-figure income, a nice exurban house, and loads of guns, but who can't ever stop thinking about how much the Obamaconomy has screwed over some hypothetical white male victim, and being incensed on this guy's behalf.

They view themselves as _sympathetic_ to the plight of those left behind by the current economy (as long as they're white), and feel vicarious outrage on their behalf (again, as long as they're white).

If these guys' grievance were truly for all those who have been left behind economically, they'd have been able to muster some outrage on behalf of black and brown victims as well. But no: it's only the poor poor Pennsylvanian steelworker that brings them to tears of concern.

So the economic case for Trump supporters tends to really just be a racial grievance dressed up in Springsteenian clothing.

more like Galaxy S PLODE, amirite? (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

but I believe that more Trump supporters are actually pretty well-off

this has been repeatedly proven by demographic surveys iirc

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

Oh, for sure, there's a lot of cultural identification and to an extent, multi-generational guilt from people who think of themselves as salt of the earth working types while espousing policies that fuck over those people and benefit themselves.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

they're the people who depopulated those towns

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

how about building a factory in one of those towns or offering to help relocate a family from that area instead of crying about how they're getting fucked over

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

Naw, they're too busy making ugly-ass ties in China (HEYO!)

more like Galaxy S PLODE, amirite? (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

A local columnist shakes his finger:

http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/glenn-garvin/article105789371.html

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

Starting piece with Jim Morrison quote = me closing the browser window.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

"THE SNAKE IS LONG! SEVEN MILES!” Jim Morrison once boasted, but this election might have been a little too long even for the self-styled Lizard King

mark s, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

Ride it then

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

I was gonna make a MOJO RISING joke but

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

he's a self-satisfied anti-liberal who leans conservative with whom I once argued on a colleague's Facebook wall because he refuses to use a debit card.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

Keillor Keilloring:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-question-no-one-is-asking-about-donald-trump/2016/10/04/fbdace14-8a47-11e6-b24f-a7f89eb68887_story.html?hpid=hp_no-name_opinion-card-d%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.60222110ea89

You have to worry what his campaign is doing to his businesses. Angry unemployed white people are not a great demographic for high-end stuff. Maybe instead of selling luxury condos and golf memberships, he’ll have to turn to trailer parks and tattoo parlors. Trump Pizza. Don’s Used RVs. I’m serious. From what I’ve been told, I don’t know if it’s true, his swanky new hotel down the street from the White House is practically deserted and the employees are required to wear tourist clothing and hang around the lobby pretending to be customers and engage in light-hearted conversation and order expensive drinks which are actually Lipton’s tea on the rocks. I’ve heard this from various people.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

Weird Scenes Inside Goldman Sachs

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

His businesses are already tanking hard and when he loses he'll wind up a total failure

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

I wonder if Pence will get asked about this at the debate: http://www.theatlantic.com/news/archive/2016/10/mike-pence-refugees-court/502730/

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

From what I’ve been told, I don’t know if it’s true,

lol

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

when did Garrison Keillor become an interesting political scribe and not just some annoying old fuck on sunday morning who i can't wait to turn off?

akm, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

And now another Trump Twitter champion despairs:

https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/783360921385181184

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

So the crypt-keeper was in town today to speak to the Cleveland Police Union and the FOP after they endorsed Trump. Now there are BLM and other protestors outside the police union hall.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ct9BqgpXgAAaiKx.jpg

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

Don't understand how someone can be a Christian and not support giving sanctuary to refugees. I can understand how a host of other deplorable, intolerant positions can be reconciled with the New Testament, but the parable of the Good Samaritan is pretty clear cut.

Treeship, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

when did Garrison Keillor become an interesting political scribe and not just some annoying old fuck on sunday morning who i can't wait to turn off?

he's always been like this; his brand of laconic acerbicness just fell completely out of fashion for a while

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

What a fucking dumbass

Treeship, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link

that social media leak of obama trying to herd bill back on the plane from a photo op in israel, your buzzfeed type media unanimously declared the whole thing 'cute' but damn if you couldn't see a current of pure contempt between these two men

goole, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

man fuck the cleveland police union

marcos, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:12 (seven years ago) link

Bill's jealous

Xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

From what I’ve been told, I don’t know if it’s true, his swanky new hotel down the street from the White House is practically deserted and the employees are required to wear tourist clothing and hang around the lobby pretending to be customers and engage in light-hearted conversation and order expensive drinks which are actually Lipton’s tea on the rocks. I’ve heard this from various people.

Quality trolling.

more like Galaxy S PLODE, amirite? (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

fuck every police union xps

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

It really pisses me off that when Kasich got Ohio SB5 passed, removing the power of public employee unions to bargain collectively or to charge free-rider fees, it was Democrats who led the charge to get it repealed. But all because their precious fucking fee-fees are hurt by BLM, they'll gladly support a person who will strip their union power so fast their heads will spin.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

Bill Clinton, not helping:

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a49240/bill-clinton-obamacare/

― (rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish),

our favorite misanthrope posted this in the Bill Clinton thread

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

Ah yes, the "no true Christian" fallacy

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link

Don't understand how someone can be a Christian and not support giving sanctuary to refugees

Easy, when "Christian" acts as a political/tribal identifier sorta divorced from religious origin, meaning mainly "white evangelical suburban southern Republican"

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:45 (seven years ago) link

I like this guy

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/jack-mitnick-donald-trump-taxes-brilliance-229114

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:47 (seven years ago) link

But that's surely the only time Trump has taken credit for someone else's work. Surely.

Feel pretty strongly that if you dropped Trump, alone, on a deserted island replete with everything a halfway crafty person would need to survive and thrive for the rest of his life, dude would be dead in a week.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

Trump supporters have long worn shirts or buttons labeling Clinton a “b----,” but there’s a new T-shirt popping up at recent events with an even harsher message: “I wish Clinton had married O.J.,” the former football star who was acquitted in 1995 on charges that he murdered his ex-wife.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

topical!

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

It's so cool that so many people have found a thing to rally around beyond their shared status as the human equivalent of syphilis.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

Magical!

https://gop.com/governor-mike-pences-top-5-moments-from-the-debate/

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

The consensus was clear after the dust settled, Mike Pence was the clear winner of the debate.

lol @ "after the dust settled"

soref, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link

looool

marcos, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:21 (seven years ago) link

already edited ha, though still not enough

marcos, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

Lol

Treeship, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:25 (seven years ago) link

that's fantastic

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:26 (seven years ago) link

so enjoying this

PappaWheelie V, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

actually, sorry, this screenshot with the previous and next post included as well is better:

http://i.imgur.com/AThQgRj.jpg

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

lol first of all just @ "gop.com"

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

they should rename the party that

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

That's so 2002, should be GOPlr or GOPly

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

"Tim Kaine must be breathing a sigh of relief that he did not have to answer for these important questions:"

1) wtf?

PappaWheelie V, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link

1) Who are you?
2) What are you doing here?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/civil-rights-museum-trump-threats

After the International Civil Rights Center and Museum in Greensboro, North Carolina denied the Donald Trump campaign's request told hold a lengthy private tour for the candidate, the museum has received several threats, the News and Observer reported.

“The callers were threatening to come over and burn down the building and to shoot up the building,” John Swaine, the museum's CEO, told the News and Observer. “They’ve lessened in frequency this week, but they’re still coming in.”

He said that the museum has received the threatening messages on social media and phone calls with racial slurs since the news broke in late September that the museum had denied Trump's request for a private visit.

Etc.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

Haha. They took the pages down and threw up an unflatteriing Hillary photo instead

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

What do Hillary Clinton and this link have in common?

They're both "dead broke."

idgi? are they saying that Hillary is lacking in money?

soref, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link

someone wised up

http://i.imgur.com/MWDGS4d.jpg

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

Everyone is compared to Trump. (xp)

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

But hasn't she been taking millions from Saudi Arabia and Iran and North Korea?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

It's a ref to her claiming to be broke when she and Bill left the White House

JoeStork, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:48 (seven years ago) link

So happy I know that

JoeStork, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link

Ok. So they're saying the link isn't actually broke(n)?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link

Hillary is dead, man, miss her miss her miss her.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link

They really should have gone with a Vince Foster gag.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link

'What does Vince Foster and the GOP have in common? They've both been killed by Hillary Clinton'

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

I mean, I don't have a strong objection to attempting to skew the narrative in your favor; that's part and parcel of getting your message out and ensuring that people hear what you want to say.

Pre-emptively leaking the skeleton of your talking points before you actually have anything to talk about is just plain old incompetent, which I honestly cannot abide.

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

Like, even if the Republican party wasn't refracting a boatload of racist bullshit into a bunch of sham policies designed to make their rich donors richer, the baseline stupid blunders they make on a party level would repel me.

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

Dewey decapitates Truman

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

Brian Williams with a rare stab at dry wit a couple minutes ago re Trump/Penche: "The top of the ticket will be live tweeting tonight, curated presumably."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

*Pence

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

hopefully Biden has taught Kaine the wonder of the word "malarkey"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

Someone on my FB wall--as a Jays fan, this would be most welcome: "Has the GOP posted who won the game yet?"

clemenza, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 00:47 (seven years ago) link

DAD ROCK DEBATE TIME

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link

I've got this streaming on my TV while I play video games on my laptop. I'm sure the latter will be much more entertaining.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link

I'm writing about my favorite SY songs as this plays in another tab.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link

at last!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link

Given the season I hope "Youth Against Fascism" is on the list.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link

Megan Amram ‏@meganamram 1h1 hour ago
I can't believe "Mike Pence" is an perfect anagram of "neck fuckmilk"

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link

Wait, THAT's what Chuck todd looks/sounds like? Jesus Christ

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:03 (seven years ago) link

why am i watching this

Mordy, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

Given the season I hope "Youth Against Fascism" is on the list.

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 8:01 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Actually, it is!

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:05 (seven years ago) link

"Eric Trump's Trip"

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:05 (seven years ago) link

"Deplorabledream Nation"

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

http://i67.tinypic.com/r738e8.jpg

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

why am i watching this

― Mordy, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 9:04 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

I BELIEVE ANITA HILL

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

"Hey Joni (Ernst)"

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

let me know when Pence goes into a coma pls

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link

Coma already in full effect

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

Wow, Pence really does have Race Brannon/Astronaut hair

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

Heh: Kaine is wearing a Blue Star pin, beating out Pence'a flag pin

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

"I grew up with a cornfield in my backyard"

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

power move xp

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

"Mike, why is your master so despised and hated?"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

Kaine needs to hold his fire.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

i'm lost

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

This is gonna get physical.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

Watching Pence and Kaine interrupt each other is like watching two Kiwanis Club members in Sanford, Florida disagreeing about where to hold the holiday carnival.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

"War on coal"

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

pence is just like the worst, kind of thick, on-message conservative prick, fuck this guy

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

i.e. typical GOP non-Trump edition

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

kaine is kind of a cornball huh

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

groan

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

Is Pence's skull trying to burst out of his face?

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

Pence looks like an aged ventriloquist dummy. So like an old Rubio, basically.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

Have to turn this off. Kaine kind of sucks at this.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

Pence is doing his best republican Hillary, isn't he?

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

Is Pence's skull trying to burst out of his face?

― Evan, Tuesday, October 4, 2016

"skull"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

Have to turn this off. Kaine kind of sucks at this.

― duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 8:21 PM (four seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, me too.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

Both these guys have less irritating voices than the top-ticket candidates, for what that's worth

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

Obama/Biden was kind of a high point in terms of debate tag-team ability

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

Have to turn this off. Kaine kind of sucks at this.

― duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 8:21 PM (four seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, me too.

― Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 9:22 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Finding his footing now perhaps?

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

haha moderator scolding

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

I'll keep an eye on this thread, feel free to tag me back in

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

lol pence trying out a "there you go again"

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

Pence looks like an aged ventriloquist dummy. So like an old Rubio, basically.

― Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, October 5, 2016 2:21 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

saw this earlier and can't believe I never noticed it before

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ct9oc3lVIAAEhvZ.jpg

soref, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

Thinking of paying off my tab and going crossing the street to see "Hunt for the Wilderpeople" with a coupla pitchers of Rainier

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

*Pence

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 7:24 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Penche, more like pinche cabron

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

Pence is doing great. Smooth, calm. Kaine is so nervous, looks really tired, desperately in need of a xanax. It's a total mess, them constantly stepping on each other.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

lol pence trying out a "there you go again"

muffled audience groans at this :D

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

God i hate pence

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

https://www.facebook.com/superdeluxevideo/videos/342633912747832/

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

the "open discussion" format is terrible for this, so many interruptions

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

lol sic otm

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

pence has had a nice bit of share of Botox everywhere except those very distinguished crow's feet

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

Pence just said that a black cop can't be operating under implicit bias, right?

jmm, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

pence has had a nice bit of share of Botox everywhere except those very distinguished crow's feet

― serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 9:39 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't you need flesh for botox?

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

I'm so glad you all are willing to watch this so that I don't need to

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

Where does the smugness come from? He is the running mate of Donald Trump.

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

Pence is talking absolute nonsense, but he can do it in coherent almost-sentences

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

glad to hear kaine bring up the judge curiel thing a bunch of times

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

Pence is talking absolute nonsense, but he can do it in coherent almost-sentences

― Shakey δσς (sic), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 9:45 PM (thirty-five seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea, honestly i prefer trump to pence lol

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

format is a flop for moderator not challenging statements that are 100% bullshit

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

Pence is from that Hannity school of looking completely smug and confident no matter what kind of bullshit drops from his lips. His bullshit lips.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

Kaine reminding me of Fred Willard's character in A Mighty Wind

soref, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

Pence was a talk show host!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

pence's squinting and incredulousness at 100% true statements about trump are pretty impressive

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

Never Mind the Shitlips, Here Comes the Pence Pistols

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

Like right now, where he's derisively, dismissively laughing at Kaine listing things *Trump has actually said.*

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

haha xp

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

both these guys are punchable

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/char_11491_725.jpg

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

lol

jmm, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

marcos & Phil otm

Pence sounding so calm, serious, caring-but-stern dad will do well with polled folk who wafted away from Trump after the first debate.

first time I've seen, heard or read Kaine and his corniness as noted upthread is p charming, but will also read as weak against people who read Pence as "strong" bcz of tone, regardless of his absence of sane content

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

Pence is much, much better at this.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

IDK bias aside Kaine has to do less work to navigate criticisms

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

Pence is from that Hannity school of looking completely smug and confident no matter what kind of bullshit drops from his lips. His bullshit lips.

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 9:47 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea otm

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

good thing veep debates rarely move the needle, even if you have a Lloyd Bentsen quote in you

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

Kaine's getting better.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

I think Pence's hatefulness is coming through to the American people. His "composure" is icy, satanic

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

pence has a silky smooth voice. obv super hatable but i can see why some voters like him.

Mordy, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

not really a fan of elaine quijano's questions, she's pretty stiff and many of these have dumb phrasing

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

Icy. satanic. maybe he's born with it.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

Pence also knows that shaking his head "no" as Kaine lists off indisputable truths about terrible things Trump has said is a way to fool a ton of people through body language while avoiding getting fact checked.

Kaine, in contrast, subtly nods his head even as Pence spews lies

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

pence praising trump talking about "the cyber"

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

really need to invoke the "podium flip"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

so should i turn this back on? almost done with my article

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

well maybe they'll run Pence in 2020 if Cruz gets murdered by someone in his immediate family

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

what is aleppo?

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

lol

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

Kaine's acting like vice presidential candidate; Pence like a presidential candidate.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

Luckily I doubt many people are watching because it's relatively boring

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

xxxxpost his dad?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

Why do these people think Hillary is responsible for everything that has happened in the world over the past 8-30 years

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

I'm just gonna leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbFS8Fet0MI

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

They blame her on outcomes moreso than even her actual actions

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

Xpost to treeship

Because Hillary is a reptilian

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

Kaine seems so yappy and agitated

soref, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

Kaine hitting Trump's tax avoidance on 9/11 grounds, lol

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

"This is important, Elaine." That was bad.

jmm, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

yeaaaa

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

welp that does it, voting for Trump

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

wow an actual question on some Pence fluff

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

REAGAN

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

just tuned in, this debate sucks ass

6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

why do we even have vice presidents, so shitty

6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

so like what's the deal america is back on 'let's rebuild our army and reinvade the middle east'? how can this argument (which is essentially the bulk of pence's policies) possibly be a winner w/ the public?

Mordy, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

This is a disaster for Kaine. Pence is killing it.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

Is it really that clear to you? I agree Kaine isn't looking fantastic

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

on style pence is winning but i don't believe he is arguing on behalf of a winning argument.

Mordy, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

lmao at cotton hill picture

6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

a draw is p much ok for this debate, even a weak loss. nobody gaf about it. might quell the Trump noise for 5 minutes but I'm sure Donald will livetweet something embarrassing about a minority or the size of his dick before Pence even gets to take his mic off

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

my god pence is str8 out of central casting for generic white dude president

6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

"I'm just saying facts" in response to "insult. driven. campaign," - about time, but tossed away

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

on style pence is winning but i don't believe he is arguing on behalf of a winning argument.

― Mordy, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 10:10 PM (fifty seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea i agree. i think pence is prob winning this as it's happening but kaine repeatedly reminding everyone about how shitty trump is still the better thing to do in the context of the whole campaign

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

Content doesn't matter. Kaine is a nervous wreck

flappy bird, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

reminding everyone about how shitty trump is still the better thing to do in the context of the whole campaign

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

Pence bragging about how big and strong and rich America is, 40 minutes after being incredulous that Kaine didn't think America was a festering pile of shit

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

Kaine doesn't seem nervous to me just too snappy

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

yea

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

lol "That is absolutely inarg -- inaccurate." Freudian Pence.

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

my god pence is str8 out of central casting for generic white dude president

― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 10:11 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/2a8k0zv.png

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

Pretty sure Bill Weld would win this if he were there.

As a bonus, we'd get some sweet Gary Johnson lunacy in the next to main debates.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

on style pence is winning but i don't believe he is arguing on behalf of a winning argument.

On balance, I think the former is more important to note voters than the latter, even if no one would ever admit that.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

yeah, Kaine is calm, his geniality just makes him looks squishy next to Pence's piece of rebar with a face drawn on it

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

ehh, Pence is giving a lot of commercial fodder right now, by essentially contradicting Trump on multiple things. I can already see the Clinton ad that points out them flat-out saying things in opposition to each other in less than 24 hours

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

Pence's role in this debate is to shore up the conservative base who might otherwise sit this election out & he may be succeeding. I'm not entirely sure what Kaine's role is; he seems to think it's to be a standard-issue attack dog against Trump. I guess he's succeeding at that, but that's not nearly as important to the Democratic ticket as what Pence is doing for the GOP.

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

you're right but a VP debate isn't going to do it. pretty soon it'll be the shitty personality arguing on behalf of the shitty argument. pence giving it its best face (which incidentally sounds a lot like ignoring trump's campaign and pretending that he's the VP of a generic Republican ticket) won't imo have a lasting impact.

Mordy, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

xps to KM

Mordy, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

Looking forward to fact checking on this stuff

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

lol "y'all need to know out there" - "listen up dipshits"

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

i kinda think the kaine strategy might be kinda savvy - just bringing up the tax returns and russia over and over again

Mordy, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

please mention the cease & desist... please

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

awww

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

kaine did a good job w/ the clinton foundation question

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

the betting markets aren't moving at all fwiw

you have to remember that ~500 people are watching this debate

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

checked in on this and it didn't make me partic scared for november but it did reinforce my fear that the ridiculous and totally random stroke of luck we've enjoyed this cycle wherein the first guy to make a real run for il duce is a clinical idiot will be short-lived

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

like if in the end the viewer is left with "this pence guy debated better" and "why is trump hiding his tax records" then kaine will have won bc trump isn't winning this election on pence's likability.

Mordy, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

Moderator should have the ability to shut off their mics. Or put them in soundproof booths like on "21." How many times did she quietly say "Governor, your two minutes are up?"

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

I'm not entirely sure what Kaine's role is; he seems to think it's to be a standard-issue attack dog against Trump

He was good on reinforcing policy and seeming like a solid #2 in a team at first, has switched to mostly tearing down Trump. Imagine that briefing changed after Saturday

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

quijano's questions seem so out of sync with what the candidates want to talk about huh

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

One of my friends just now on FB: "The VP debate: Two old white men talking over a woman of color."

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

Pence might win a few Pubs back to the GOP shitwagon by reassuring them that he's the calm, composed guy that will talk Trump off of the ledge, but this is such a smaller ticket item compared to the Presidential debate that I don't see it doing much (even Bentsen's epic Quayle takedown didn't matter much)

in a way Kaine always had his work cut out for him because he like Pence is somewhat unknown nationally, carries no star power, and it was always going to be easier for Pence to appear rational next to a drooling ape like Trump than it would have for Kaine to significantly improve on Clinton's performance. his job is just basically not to lose too badly or say SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

This North Korea question about preemption is insane

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

7,000 xposts

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

One of my friends just now on FB: "The VP debate: Two old white men talking over a woman of color."

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 10:22 PM (thirty seconds ago)

pretty insightful comment

k3vin k., Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

"in times like North Korea we gotta cooperate" - "when you got movies like Tom Cruise in 'em you can't lose!"

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, not saying this will have much impact on the race (no one's watching this anyway, I'm guessing), just saying that for this debate, it's about style, not facts, and pence is trouncing him

(I have been trying to post this for about 5 minutes but encountering weird zing bugs because I = Too Slow)

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

Beltway wags will mourn the candidates' reluctance to discuss North Korea, but who cares? What is there to say? What can the United States do? "North Korea" is a freebie designed to make candidates look tough.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

checked in on this and it didn't make me partic scared for november but it did reinforce my fear that the ridiculous and totally random stroke of luck we've enjoyed this cycle wherein the first guy to make a real run for il duce is a clinical idiot will be short-lived

― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 10:20 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea for real, pence's steeliness and ability to spew bullshit and make it sound serious kind of reminds of cheney

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

Heidecker for Veep, Turkington for SoS, President Joe Estevez to handle foreign policy

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

they should change the format of VP debate to celeb boxing to shore up viewership next time

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

this two-hour Christianity attestment is fucking insane

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

"North Korea" is a freebie designed to make candidates look tough.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 10:24 PM (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

kaine: "i have personal faith but i believe the state and church should be separate and no one should be forced to follow a particular religion's beliefs."
pence: "i disagree i think we should force ppl."

Mordy, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

wooooooow at counselling girls out of abortion

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

Kaine directly quotes some absurd thing Trump said. Pence responds, "That's absurd." or "That's ridiculous." and proceeds to say something impenetrable with a few hot button words or ambiguous phrases like "criminal immigrants" attached. The funny thing is, this tactic probably works just fine.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

I like to spend a little time on my knees every day too Mike, amirite ladies?

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

rite?

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

I mean eating pussy

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

"I try to spend a little time on my knees every day."

Pence 2020.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

Nice

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

*high fives Pence*

*Pence wipes hand*

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

The difference in their recent backgrounds: Kaine shares hot-milk-with-cookies anecdotes about bein' Irish 'n' Catholic; talk show host Pence can't answer a question about "faith conflicts" without turning the question into a spear he can jab into his opponent.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

BIBLE BURN

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

kinda feel like Trump's taxes is the wrong thing to be banging around on. that type of news article is best as a slow-developing item, meant to smoke out Trump into looking less like the voice of the downtrodden. actually focusing on it at length in a debate kind of weakens it as a story cos most of the undecided voters are too dumb to realize when they're being subliminally manipulated but when you smack them across the face with it, they'll smell it, y'know?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

pence's strategy of fully denying rather than trying to explain or defend any of the 100,000 horrible things trump has said is prob a smart one

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

pence is actually campaigning on ending abortion rights. this is definitely not a winner.

Mordy, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

"you whipped out that mexican thing again" shoutout to stephen garza

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

Kaine makes his worst mistake this evening: using "dialogue" as a verb.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

Kaine should tweet at Trump from the stage

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

pence's strategy of fully denying rather than trying to explain or defend any of the 100,000 horrible things trump has said is prob a smart one

― marcos, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 10:30 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

True but what about the fact checking in the ensuing news cycle?

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

or the ads. wouldn't even be surprised if Clinton came up with Kaine's talking points not to win the debate but help frame Pence's responses so they could turn around and make some nifty commercials by week's end.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

We will bring people together through broad-shouldered military power and law-and-order.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

c'mon people now
fire on your brother
everybody get together
try to plug one another
right now

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

lol @ "you whipped out that mexican thing again"

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

is it "trending"

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

About 193 results (0.31 seconds)

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

cool, cbs cut to a 5-minute focus panel led by republican operative Frank Luntz, pioneer of the conservative strategy to deny climate change

what a great network.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:46 (seven years ago) link

humorously his focus group broke almost 3 times as much for Clinton last week. I imagine it killed him to tweet that.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

I hope that Kaine's performance tonight was per instructions from the campaign: just force Pence to own Trump as much as possible, don't try to win every point. It's probably okay if he comes out of it looking scattered and manic, he's not there to be a dignified statesman but rather an attack dog. A cute, slightly yippy attack dog.

If this is really who he is and how he wants to campaign, that's just weird. I am a Virginian and former Richmond resident; I already knew Kaine isn't a great speaker or debater. But the contrast with Pence's composure is rather stark. Pence did a bunch of insulting little head-pats like "wow, you really worked hard on that, didn't you?" He didn't say SON but might as well have.

Kaine might have struck a more inspirational, uplifting, positive tone (a la the convention). But tactically it's probably best to keep the election a referendum on Trmp.

more like Galaxy S PLODE, amirite? (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

Kaine was puppyish and erratic, but Pence will spend the next few days watching clips of this debate played side by side next to a Trump lie.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

so what the fuck two debates and no climate change questions

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

yo is it true tim kaine got sonned by mike pence after a cnn beef?

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/783478918087004160?lang=en

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ct-MVTiUIAAf78j.jpg:large

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:04 (seven years ago) link

yeah Pence definitely is a lot better at this than Kaine is, BUT I'm not really concerned about this since the lasting impression of the debate is most likely going to be Pence shaking his head as Kaine reads actual Donald Trump quotes

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

Kaine was puppyish and erratic

Yup. That describes the classic Batman villain all right.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

also no one will give a shit once the next debate happens in 5 days

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:08 (seven years ago) link

I'm gonna miss the onion's take on Joe Biden...their Tim Kaine isn't nearly as engaging

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

Another thought: I think Pence is doing a better job of executing his strategy, which is basically just to pirouette around any time he’d have to defend Trump. Whereas Kaine is swinging at a lot of pitches but not really following through. So judged on the basis, I’d give it to Pence, so far.

But I’m not sure that it’s a great strategy, because I think Pence’s nonresponsiveness could make for some good commercials for Clinton’s team in Brooklyn after the debate. So Pence could be setting himself up to win the actual debate but lose the post-debate debate.

this is nate silver. seems plausible. no one will remember that pence "won" or kaine seemed puppyish, because absent major screw-ups, you have to watch the whole thing to get that. but it can be cut together/played on the news in a way that makes pence look dishonest/ignorant, etc. and draws more attention to trumps enormities in the process.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

I'm gonna miss the onion's take on Joe Biden...their Tim Kaine isn't nearly as engaging

feel like they could still write about diamond joe mooning the vp debate from his helicopter while yelling "NERRRRRRRRRDS!!!"

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

xxxp indeed, especially given that it's between the leak of Trump's 95 returns and the 2nd debate

true that Pence "won" the debate but I don't think his performance is going to make any Republicans feel better about the top of the ticket. seemed like Pence was really throwing him under the bus there.

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link

There's no point in attacking Pence, unless it is part of a much stronger attack on Trump. iow, if you cut together Kaine quoting Trump and Pence dismissing the quote as ridiculous or false, followed by a video of Trump saying just what Kaine quoted, then the real point must be that Trump said it and it hurts him among voters, not that Pence denied it. Pence is just a bit player.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

this is nate silver. seems plausible. no one will remember that pence "won" or kaine seemed puppyish, because absent major screw-ups, you have to watch the whole thing to get that. but it can be cut together/played on the news in a way that makes pence look dishonest/ignorant, etc. and draws more attention to trumps enormities in the process.

I wonder if this was Kaine's entire strategy - "nobody's going to watch any more than 30 seconds of this, so just bring up every dumb thing Trump says because that's all the news talks about now"

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link

he should have sung it to We Didn't Start the Fire then

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link

Ban Muslims from coming in
Stop and Frisk is back again
Birth certificate a fraud
Ok maybe not

We are gonna build a wall
Putin's not so bad at all
Law and order, man the border
My daughter's kinda hot

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link

haha

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:37 (seven years ago) link

Just got out of "Hunt for the Wilderpeople". This is an excellent film! Not as funny, but possibly better than "What we Do in Shadow"! Certainly better shot!
Who knew Sam Neill still had it in him!

Am debating whether this is a good dog film or not. Certainly a good pibble film.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

The scene with a Leonard Cohen song playing over a snow, mountain forest sequence had to be a little nod to "McCabe & Mrs Miller," right?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link

lol yea that movie was sweet. nice ending too.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

you made the right decision

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

@JoshDorner John King reporting that someone from Trump inner sanctum says Pence for Pence (and not Trump) style not sitting well with Trump.

alomar lines, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:56 (seven years ago) link

new running mate tomorrow, it'll all be fixed by morning

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:57 (seven years ago) link

It's actually good that Pence laid out a boilerplate conservative agenda rather than make a case for trump's "america first" neofascism. Tbh i feel lucky that few have been making that case with any degree of eloquence or clarity

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link

"I wanted to vote for Trump but, man, Pence, he...he doesn't tell it like it is"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:01 (seven years ago) link

did Kaine hammer that shitty INdiana religious freedom bill at all?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:02 (seven years ago) link

Like its not hard for me to envision a candidate with trump's basic early message without the nonsense being extremely dangerous. There is a basic appeal to Trump's plan to shut out the world to protect American interests, even though it would be unfeasible and dangerous in reality

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:04 (seven years ago) link

Not to mention evil

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:04 (seven years ago) link

Just saw Louis CK, what did I miss?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:17 (seven years ago) link

pence just as terrible and evil imo, he's a piece of shit

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:17 (seven years ago) link

@JoshDorner John King reporting that someone from Trump inner sanctum says Pence for Pence (and not Trump) style not sitting well with Trump.

― alomar lines, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 10:56 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmbo pence really is running in 2020, huh. thing is this is the most logical way to do it. pissing off trump while ostensibly going on television to support him allows him to play loyal soldier card while tacitly throwing the guy no one in the gop cares about under the bus.

kaine wasnt great in this, but he...stayed on message, i guess? lucky for him, hes not running for president

6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:24 (seven years ago) link

Pence is definitely playing a long game. Join a ticket where you look like a sane adult, distance yourself over time from a messy governorship, and play nice with DC establishment (where you've already got ties) for the next 4 years.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link

Pence will never be president. His hair isn't presidential enough.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:31 (seven years ago) link

that's what they said about obama.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

Of course he won't. The electoral map is already hard enough for Republicans. In four years, it ain't gonna be any easier. And he's definitely not an inspirational figure on the level of an Obama who can reboot the system. But he's got to at least be the favorite for 2020's GOP nominee.

Keep in mind, we thought Jeb was a sure thing four years ago, so ¯\(ツ)/¯

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:39 (seven years ago) link

I don't know if a VP debate has had a memorable moment since Admiral Stockdale was involved, and this definitely didn't deviate from the norm. Both sides achieved their goal of avoiding any major fuck-ups. Yeah, Pence kept avoiding a defense of Trump, but pointing this out is not really an effective line of attack.

intheblanks, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:54 (seven years ago) link

Hurricane Matthew will likely deep six this debate pretty soon, so I don't think either campaign is really going to put a lot of effort into using it to their advantage.

Though it would be funny if Trump goes into a meltdown because Pence didn't suitably live up to his wingman duties in Trump's estimation.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:58 (seven years ago) link

man, that was pretty painful. i like kaine generally but he got off to a really bad start w/ the interruptions only a couple minutes in. looked even worse when he said "isn't this a discussion?" to justify it. otherwise i thought he did fine but that was a bad way to kick off a 90-minute debate. and yeah awesome answer on the clinton foundation stuff. pence exuded a sort of slimy confidence that kind of reminded me of cheney in his VP debates. found myself feeling like i'd be more worried if he were the guy at the top of the ticket. attempt to revive "there you go again" pretty weak though.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 05:38 (seven years ago) link

pence was slick and had weird skin that made him look like he was wearing a mask. measured and calm responses but did he ever answer a single question posed to him? he definitely never answered about North Korea and his answer to 'when has your personal faith been a challenge' didn't answer the 'challenge' part of that at all.

akm, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 06:06 (seven years ago) link

does mike pence look like strax off of dr. who? I've only seen bit here and there (of dr. who and of mike pence) but this just occurred to me

conrad, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 08:33 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, Pence kept avoiding a defense of Trump, but pointing this out is not really an effective line of attack.

For any other candidate it would - this guy wants to make huge changes, but if he can't get his second-in-command remotely on the same page, how can he work with anyone to get this done? But yeah his remaining supporters are people who don't care and/or really really hate that Feminazi.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 09:53 (seven years ago) link

that's not a v flattering photo

conrad, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 12:07 (seven years ago) link

http://humourpro.com/images/Mike-Pence-As-VP-2.jpg

you can find anything on the internet

conrad, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 12:08 (seven years ago) link

Haaaaaaa. I KNEW that Trump would find something to petulantly manbaby about wrt Pence's VP debate performance. Because of course he would.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 12:49 (seven years ago) link

Seems like a fantasy but if not holy shit

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 12:50 (seven years ago) link

I really, really hope that lots of 'Hmmm, maybe Pence should've been the nominee' thinkpieces get floated over the next couple of days. Trump will flip his effing wig.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 12:52 (seven years ago) link

A bunch of troop-supportin' patriots attacked Kaine over his Blue Star parent pin again last night on Twitter, btw.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link

Trump's gonna call the talk radio stations as "John Miller" to badmouth Pence

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 12:57 (seven years ago) link

I really, really hope that lots of 'Hmmm, maybe Pence should've been the nominee' thinkpieces get floated over the next couple of days. Trump will flip his effing wig.

this seems plausible

IMO Trump made a mistake going with a 'traditional' Republican rather than someone who would gladly follow him off a cliff like Guiliani or Christie

kinda reminds me of how Trump didn't even want Pence in the first place

good times

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link

A reminder that Kasich was basically offered the job of Actual President.

Also anything that would cause Trump to get more paranoid (you can be sure that Alex Jones has some theories about an 'accident' scheduled for Trump on Jan 21st) = long term good.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 13:11 (seven years ago) link

Hey, does anybody know what that thing is on Trump's face? I'm no doctor but I think he should have it looked at. And have you noticed that weird guy who's hovering in the background of all public Trump photos lately? He sure is creepy. Wonder what his deal is.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

Nate Silver is saying the veep debate could have a wide range of impact from being forgotten in 24 hours to causing a huge green scaly monster to invade Huntsville, AL

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

i had no idea Pence looked like the cave critters in The Descent

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link

lol Neanderthal

intheblanks, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

A preview of 2020, after Pence has had four more years of work done to his mug:

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/cenobite/images/0/08/Chatterer-bust-.jpg

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

I'd love to hear from Dan and my Massachusetts brethren about William Weld, for whom I've had polite respect for years until he hooked up with a rock climber who doesn't own a world atlas.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

Weld was governor when I started college; he is genuinely a socially-liberal/fiscally-conservative type and willing to compromise in order to solve problems. I also sang with his niece in undergrad.

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

the northeastern US flavor of republican not as objectionable, imo

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

I mean, until they start marketing themselves to the whole country in a presidential campaign. I don't think Weld could market himself as a republican nationally, leading to where he is now

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, he doesn't have the same disingenuous streak as Romney.

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

that pence ad is pretty great

Mordy, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

I'd love to hear from Dan and my Massachusetts brethren about William Weld,

I was living but not voting in Massachusetts in the time, but I would have voted for him against noted asshole albeit Democrat John Silber

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

I only head about Silber after the fact since I got to the state shortly after the election; I would have voted against him, too.

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link

Charles Pierce has a lot of respect for Weld:

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a45382/william-weld-libertarian-ticket/

by the light of the burning Citroën, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link

I remember Weld's losing his Senate race against Kerry.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

I also sang with his niece in undergrad.

isn't there a freshman dorm named after his family?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

There is!

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

that pence ad was great...maybe that was kaine's marching orders huh?

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

ol'lunch

I really, really hope that lots of 'Hmmm, maybe Pence should've been the nominee' thinkpieces get floated over the next couple of days. Trump will flip his effing wig.

Dana Milbank is way ahead of you, he was already talking "buyer's remorse" shortly after midnight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/mike-pence-gives-republicans-buyers-remorse/2016/10/05/8be23d9c-8a72-11e6-bff0-d53f592f176e_story.html

more like Galaxy S PLODE, amirite? (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paiBwhs2L7Q

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

There's a whole lotta fun headlines today like 'Everybody Won the VP Debate But Trump'. Between that and the new ad, how long can Trump possibly keep quiet? Will he make it an entire 24 hours without planting his foot in his mouth?

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

I love how unwilling the media is to call Pence the clear winner. Kaine was just awful. As far as swaying undecided voters, Pence did such a good job on style, and if you're still undecided at this point, you are a clinical moron, so content does not matter!!! This is a nice little key bump for Trump, but it'll be forgotten soon. LOVE these stories coming out that Trump is pissed that he was upstaged by his running mate, more please!

flappy bird, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

Has anyone seen Trump commercials after the debate? This time the pundits actually seem to think the republican won, so perhaps they would tout that?

Didn't see the debate, but the Clinton camp has been remarkable at stitching clips together to make Kaine seem smart and honest.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

To echo what I said here during the debate, Kaine may not have come off as well but he certainly had less trouble navigating criticisms. Pence on the other hand, as much practice as he has deflecting- there was just no way he could possibly steer around the massive Trump turds Kaine merely needed to point at. Flat out denying them was interesting but it is damn pretty short sighted when there is blatant video evidence proving pretty much every single instance. To me that suggests that their koolaid is so strong internally that none of them even fathomed that it would be something they need to prepare to respond to. Like they really believe that Trump isn't on tape spouting this shit. Or else, with all of the days of debate prep Pence is implied to have had dedicated, they surely would have prepared something more like a justification rather than flat out denial?

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

Never forget: Pence is a product of talk radio. He knows how to modulate tone and deal with callers even more livid than he.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

I feel like when Kaine was getting ready to respond he sat up straighter, angled his face a certain way and was ready to deliver his lines.. seeing that new ad I understand why. pretty well done.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

If one were inclined to grant the GOP a degree of intelligence and strategic ability, one might float a conspiracy theory that Trump was allowed to become the nominee because, as such an extreme outlier, he's able to completely short out the opposition's compass re: their party's general debasement, thereby giving less extreme candidates a much better shot in future elections. I'll admit, I found it difficult last night to keep reminding myself of what a turd Pence is because he's operating so high above the discursive bar that Trump has lowered.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ct-ErIEW8AAnkxk.jpg

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

heh

https://twitter.com/Slate/status/783385174792818689

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

If one were inclined to grant the GOP a degree of intelligence and strategic ability, one might float a conspiracy theory that Trump was allowed to become the nominee because, as such an extreme outlier, he's able to completely short out the opposition's compass re: their party's general debasement, thereby giving less extreme candidates a much better shot in future elections. I'll admit, I found it difficult last night to keep reminding myself of what a turd Pence is because he's operating so high above the discursive bar that Trump has lowered.

The problem with that strategy is that while it makes some amount of sense long-term, it requires careful management of the seething nativist horde they have whipped up in the short term and relies on them remaining a significant portion of their coalition when they pivot back towards seeming reasonableness; this may be a problem when they people currently buoying them are feeding off of the blatant unreasonableness their tar baby* candidate has whipped up.

* This is an accurate description of Trump assuming a GOP long-term rope-a-dope strategy that I use knowing full well the inherent irony.

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

It made more sense in the primaries and kind of worked - Trump made John Kasich look moderate to a lot of people who didn't know much about him. Then Trump won, oops.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

xp

The 'conspiracy theory' that Trump was given the nomination so he could flame out and allow less extreme candidates a better chance in the future makes no sense if you think about it for more than a minute. You can't 'allow' someone extreme to win unless there is already either a majority or a near-majority of extremists in your voting base to vote for him. In which case, Trump is no "outlier". He represents the party grassroots pretty damn well.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

it would be more interesting to think about conspiracy theories if everything that has happened didn't already make so much sense

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

I think it's reasonable to assume that GOP leadership already knows what their base is like; the gigantic miscalculation inherent in the strategy is that the mere existence of the Tea Party shows that it's a base that is extremely tired of being misdirected by its establishment leaders.

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, it's a bullshit theory in terms of anyone intentionally steering the ship but I can see it becoming an unfortunate consequence of Trump's candidacy. Just reflect on how many people who were horrified by his tenure have recently spoken with any kindness about W.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

conspiracy theories need somebody to run them, and it's pretty apparent that the gop leadership isn't really in control of anything at this point. they're not playing some strategic long game anymore, their long game was 'we're gonna appeal to hispanics' a few years ago and they ended up a candidate who called mexicans rapists and murderers.

iatee, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

Spending about 15 minutes on the less, ah, seedier parts of right wing media world this morning, I noticed few people crowing about last night. The line is "Damn, Pence was good, a shame he's only Trump's running mate."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

xpost Why I prefaced my bullshit theory with 'if one were inclined to grant the GOP a degree of intelligence and strategic ability'. Because I am not.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

rich lowry has no luck: the serious conservative beard pops up just as he's said fuck it and joined daddy's street team xp

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

wait, Gary Johnson actually said "Maybe I'm not meant to be President" in an interview recently?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

if you wanna talk conspiracy theories, gary johnson is clearly performance art

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

I'm inclined to think that Trump will soon be sending a lot of press clippings to GOP pundits praising Pence's performance, scrawled with "WRONG!" in his personal handwriting.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

xpost Why I prefaced my bullshit theory with 'if one were inclined to grant the GOP a degree of intelligence and strategic ability'. Because I am not.

It's a terrible strategy, though! The most likely outcome is adding more insane uncontrollable wild cards to your base.

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

I don't think they 'ran this strategy' on purpose, but they effectively ran it by legitimizing genuinely insane people like palin, bachmann etc. over the last decade. so trump is more of an end result of the strategy than part of it. the end result isn't 'more bargaining power when you pivot back', the end result is the monkeys take over the circus.

iatee, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

thereby giving less extreme candidates a much better shot in future elections

This assumes there will be future elections in which Republicans can be competitive. I'm skeptical about that.

I agree with Rudy Giuliani in exactly one respect: there is no next election. This is it. If Tromp wins, his comic-book-level nationalist/racist populism (with foreign policy reduced to the single word "strength") is validated and becomes the dominant political style. The Federal workforce is demoralized, disaffected, afraid, cynical. Retirements increase; n00bz founder without a professional public-sector mentor class

If Clinton wins, something like Obama's cautiously progressive, workmanlike, mostly competent political style dominates the Executive Branch. The public sector breathes a sigh of relief and the trains keep running (mostly). Meanwhile, demographic churn makes the Tea Partiers ever more irrelevant. They don't get less angry or less paranoid or less gunphilic, they just get increasingly marginalized and left behind. Every once in a while they'll occupy a bird sanctuary or something and it'll be headlines for a few days.

The rest of the country marches forward into an uncertain future, but with a more inclusive, optimistic spirit that befits the new realities.

more like Galaxy S PLODE, amirite? (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

Every once in a while they'll occupy a bird sanctuary or something

yeah, or something

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

Good lord the youtube commenters on that Kellyanne interview, Trump supporters truly are a basket of deplorables.

Why shout alone at your TV when you can shout at the world on ILX (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

Retirements increase; n00bz founder without a professional public-sector mentor class

afaict this has already been happening in congress, which probably contributes to its (diminished) stature these days

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

the new fascist demo overlaps w the tea party but these people are not all boomers finally smashing everything on their way out the door. trump has been their political awakening, not their swan song. they are going to be a force in american politics for a long time. they won't be able to elect presidents as long as they stay white supremacists, but they will continue to barf all over the legislative branch and also mass murder is one of the easier crimes to commit.

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

Fair points - I should have qualified that the right will only be irrelevant at the presidential level. R strength at the level of congressional districts will remain strong, and yes, the perpetually angered paleo-tariat can still cause plenty of mischief. It just won't include electing presidents.

more like Galaxy S PLODE, amirite? (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

Is there a precedent for one party or another maintaining a strong hold at the state level but incapable of getting one of their own elected president?

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

the Dems in the '80s.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

but Along Came Bubba

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

btw alfred i'm dying at this shirt

http://skreened.com/render-product/e/t/c/etcjnowaaamkuiaaumyw/image.w335h380b3.jpg

nomar, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

I just hope you get a break.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

It's a hurricane weekend. I think I shall go home and make an étouffée.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

I love how unwilling the media is to call Pence the clear winner. Kaine was just awful.

I dunno about "awful"; he had way too many prepared talking points and was too fired up for his own good but I think he got the job done. That Hillary ad pretty much nailed it, IMO it's one of the most effective political ads I've seen in a long time

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

This reminds me a little of the 2012 Veep debate where pundits thought Ryan was good, and then the next few days were about all the lies he told

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

Obama's cautiously progressive

KA-BOOOOOM

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

it's over people

we finally killed him

iatee, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

Xpost weird thing to say when you shit your pants but aight

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

Obamacare will buy u new pants

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

first free phones, now free pants

when will these handouts end

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

2017 or so i hear

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

Part of it seems to be that the Trump campaign is rubbish at spin? It's all just disorganized lying, good for firing up a crowd or captivating the media, but bad at actually getting a point across. It's like when the 'deplorables' comment happened, and two days later the story was that Pence wouldn't call David Duke deplorable.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

The most amazing thing about 'deplorables' still is how many people decided to make it a term of pride. Which I'm all "Hey, great job on owning yourself."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

It's like watching a person piss on themselves, you tell them what they are doing, and they say, "Fuck yes I'm pissing on my shoes."

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

this manages to mindblowingly offensive, even by O'Reilly standards:

https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/783688229753061377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

horrible

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

even by fox's standards, you would expect that everyone involved with creating and editing and airing that segment would be fired.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

but i guess that would be the entire staff so...

let's hope they fire everyone and the show just ends

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

jesus fuck, what is wrong with people

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

I dunno what's more cringey, the racial humor or the intercut movie scenes

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

they're racist idiots xp

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

jesus

k3vin k., Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

This makes me want to vomit. Nuke Republica.

how's life, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

Man named "Tucker" who frequently wears bowties pitches fit over Kaine saying "right-hand person."

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/10/he-men-of-fox-news

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

Tucker Carlson is such a clown shoes motherfucker

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

Be nice. People have said he's a low-T sufferer. I don't believe it, but I've heard people say it.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

You're not going to get into all of that. You could, but you're going to be nice. Very nice.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

astonished by that o'reilly segment - couldn't even watch to the end. imagine being that smug and racist.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

What happened? Didn't these people watch Mr Rogers? DIDN'T WE KNOCK THIS SHIT ON THE HEAD??

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

I feel really old some days when I think "If Fred Rogers were alive, children and society as a whole would be a lot better off"

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

I remember a time, whenever I heard some stat about the percentage of the population that was composed of sociopaths, I always thought, "That seems high. Where are these people?" Now I'm like, oh, okay, there they are.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

I only got 22 seconds into that O'Reilly Factor clip before the first "what the FUCK" escaped my lips

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

dear god why did I keep watching this thing

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

"all in good fun" - is this ever used in a context where it's true?

jmm, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

tucker carlson is basically what college republicans aspire to be

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

he is actually three child republicans stuffed into a single suit

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

this is as good a place as any to mention that my wife had a conversation with elizabeth warren while doing the slow walk down the ramp next to each other to their Vegas flight yesterday morning. super friendly, flies coach.

nomar, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

xpost Wow, I can't believe they went there. All the way down, to Chinatown.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

even the coverage calling out the segment is fucking terrible.

the talkingpointsmemo story's first sentence:

A segment that aired Monday on Fox News' "The O'Reilly Factor" is making a lot [sic] people question if we're really in the year 2016 because of its tired depictions of Asian-Americans.

uh yeah, those depictions are very tired, that's the best way to put it

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, they should freshen up those stereotypes! How lazy.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

How long have Chinese people been living in America, have they only just moved there or something?

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

just under 200 years, very new arrivals

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

According to the book I just finished, 1493 by Charles Mann, some Chinese were living in Mexico from the early 1500s onwards. So, more like 500 years.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

Man, fuck yooooooooou Fox News

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

Aimless i think you mean 1491 and yes it is the bomb

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

no there is a 1493 too

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

1491 II

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

"the hardening"

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

man that book likes exactly what i have been wanting, thanking u

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link

actually every time aimless mentions it i think for a second he's reading that debunked book about zheng he that's also 14something

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

hah soZ dudes - guess i will read it

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/jenniferjjacobs/status/783726612743270400

I'M NERVOUS

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

lol dying

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

@jessebwatters
As a political humorist, the Chinatown segment was intended to be a light piece, as all Watters World segments are.

My man-on-the-street interviews are meant to be taken as tongue-in-cheek and I regret if anyone found offense.

just a little light racist humor, nbd

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

what a lying liar he doesn't regret a thing

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

Has "regret if you were offended" always been a thing, or is it just really noticeable these days?

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

Difficult to say, been a thing for a long while now though.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

I love the notion of conditional regret. "If ____, I regret ____"

jmm, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

I regret if you felt murdered by my bullet

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

sorta related - Pence's schtick at the VP debate made me think about how right-wingers perceive the word "racist" primarily as an insult, a pejorative, and divorced from any objective description of behavior. Like whether or not something is racist is just a matter of opinion and, as such, totally subjective. "YOU say it's racist, but *I* say it's not, there's just no way to be sure! Don't call me names!" It's inconceivable to them that the word is actually a descriptor of a power relationship, or the exercise of power. Or that a member of a minority might have (or should be given) the benefit of the doubt in deploying it.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

I regret if you felt murdered by my bullet

legit lol

flappy bird, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

it's weird and depressing! like if someone threw a punch, people might agree that they are not "a violent person" and that the punch was a bad move. if you say someone said something racist, they refuse to acknowledge it's not the same thing as saying the person is a racist, and that you should be chastised for saying this.

people occasionally do violent things or say/do racist things! you try not to, generally

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

yeah my #1 wish for that debate was that Kaine jumped on Pence's pearl-clutching over the "deplorables" comment

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:04 (seven years ago) link

conservative understanding of "racism" is as a personal character flaw--and can only be judged by examining the heart and conscience of the person being described as racist, which, surprise, is only available to that particular person. infinite deniability. all flaws are character flaws, structural racism is impossible because capitalism is just.

ryan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

way more people than just your typical dummies view racism as this obvious, extreme form of antagonistic expression, where to see it is to know it. i.e., they think you either have to verbally accost someone of color with the previously agreed upon worst-of-the-worst racial slurs, or cause them physical harm/death in order for it to be 'racist'. some even only consider the latter - I actually had a race argument when I was 20 with a dude who said, with no sense of irony, "I hate the KKK, cos they kill n****rs!"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:14 (seven years ago) link

isn't it kinda 'funny', though, that the same folk who decry how "PC" and "overly sensitive" everybody is seem to always be the most hair-trigger defensive when tagged with any minor criticism involving race?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

classic of the genre:

https://twitter.com/Ribeye18/status/783710204412198912

goole, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

"regret if anyone FOUND offence" is a new one.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

if offence found, please return to me at the address below

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

lol at how much the "you're the real racists!" folks have escalated this over time. soon it will be "if you accost a guy of mild racial insensitivity on Twitter, you're like a mini-Goebbels!"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

xpost

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

offence is always found, never lost

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

they're like...if you went to a street race and someone siphoned all of the gas out of your car before the start of the race and you refilled it but by the time you finished, you were so far behind you finished 5th and the dude who won goes "hey man your car has gas NOW, why are you still whining about how unfair this is?"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

xposts

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

offence was lost, but now it's found
the real racist is thee-eeee

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

realizing some of your ideas might be racist takes a level of introspection

not necessarily a high level, but a level

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

real racists brush it off by claiming the left accuses anyone and everyone as racist so theyre inherently full of shit and wrong

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

xpost I took a Racial PSychology class my second year of college that was actually quite helpful in that regard, and actually led to me changing my mind about the negative feelings I had about Affirmative Action, but even people who voluntarily took the class got butthurt at many of the assignments

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

you are wrong, I am not making this snap judgement based on race but instead my deep knowledge of human nature

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

affirmative action might help some people but it is not perfect, see these cases where it elevated someone who was less qualified and a bad choice

we should instead rely on a non-affirmative action system which is so much better because it doesn't attempt to address the problems at all

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

I don't see color, but it's with an attitude!

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:31 (seven years ago) link

with AA though, the problem is largely that the narrative got set in the 90s as "minorities are given extra points on a test", as if AA was this universal concept that didn't have a large variety of methods of implementation, most of which weren't anything like that at all.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link

which lead to stupid things like that one College Republican group at a university who had a bake sale and set difference prices for different races to make a 'point'

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/jenniferjjacobs/status/783726612743270400

I'M NERVOUS

― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, October 5, 2016 5:29 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So good.

"See Anna, I told you his hair wasn't orange."

jmm, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

Have any blogs simply referred to Trump as "Garfield on a Monday" yet

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:37 (seven years ago) link

"minorities are given extra points on a test"

I have literally never heard this interpretation but it makes some weird things make sense

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

omg Raymond

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

The Clinton rapid response video guy quoted in this story

https://www.wired.com/2016/10/vp-debate-rapid-response-video-saw-coming/

is a high school friend of mine. They're pretty darn quick.

i wanna fly like a beagle (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link

Why are people saying that Lyin, Crooked, Disgusting and Goofy Mike Pence won this debate? Just because Kaine was jittery? Pence was fucking gaslighting him half the time

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

In my experience "racism" for my racist relatives means calling a black person by the n word or denying a black person food or water or shelter. The subtler forms of racism -- how a society molds a consciousness to perceive questioning of its behavior as a threat, say -- are incomprehensible to them.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

Jill Stein continues to be a moron, film at 11.

Dr. Jill Stein ✔ @DrJillStein

Tim Kaine and Mike Pence: Two men arguing over whether women have a right to control their own bodies. That's for us to decide. #VPdebate
11:28 PM - 4 Oct 2016

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

Pence thinks it's out of line to even suggest that racial bias in policing could be an issue.

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:12 (seven years ago) link

Alfred, can I approach your relatives and just keep asking them for cigars and rum and ask whether they are mechanics capable of working on a '57 Chevy? I think after the first ten or twenty requests they might start to wonder.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

Oh look, dudes powered primarily by ressentiment are holding an art show just to be dicks:

http://gothamist.com/2016/10/04/pro-trump_art_show_shocker.php

...But it seems that serious NY-based Trump supporters won't be staying in the shadows much longer: a number of major Alt-Right figures and Trump fanatics, including Milo Yiannopoulos, Gavin McInnes, and Martin Shkreli, will supposedly take part in a multimedia pro-Trump art show in Brooklyn this Saturday.

The event, #DaddyWillSaveUs: Make Art Great Again!, was organized by host Lucian Wintrich, the openly gay conservative behind the "#Twinks4Trump" photo series earlier this summer.

And they have an indiegogo:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/daddywillsaveus-make-art-great-again-party--2#/

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link

Tbf there is something a bit offensive even in Kaine's "personal" -- not legal -- opposition to abortion, which i think he likened to the death penalty. No comparison between that and Pence's position though. If it were up to him women would die in order to save the fetus

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

Xp phil d

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

Dr. Jill Stein ✔ @DrJillStein
Tim Kaine and Mike Pence: Two men arguing over whether women have a right to control their own bodies. That's for us to decide. #VPdebate
11:28 PM - 4 Oct 2016

if only a woman was running for president

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link

No one on tv seems to understand what the affordable care act is. There is no insurance plan you sign up for called "Obamacare"

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

A woman running for president who's repeatedly call for the appeal of the Hyde Amendment and had the endorsement of Planned Parenthood for at least a year

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link

The real Hillary died though, the one we keep seeing on TV is Steve Buscemi

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:26 (seven years ago) link

eh its the vp who cares? not sure who else is better who actually wants the damn job. dems have nobody interesting under 60 anyway.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

lol, I was going to mention my stock answer of Kamala Harris here, but when she gets the nomination in 2024 after 1+ term(s) as a Senator it looks like she'll be 59.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

Hillary picked Tim Kaine cause she's looking past the election and wants someone that she can work with when she actually is president.

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

How often does a VP pick change the course of an election anyway? (Palin excepted, probably)

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:48 (seven years ago) link

if Trump had run with Eastwood it mighta shook things up a bit

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link

idk -- pareene no doubt knows more about kaine than i do, but my understanding is that he's a decent person who is good at the actual process of governing and whom everyone he's ever worked with apparently loves. given that essentially no better options are proposed -- should she have picked bernie? -- i don't see the point of this piece

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

If he ran with Scott Eastwood, maybe

xp

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

xpost there were some that thought that picking Bernie woulda been the "mend the fences" move that would have unified the party and led to a curbstomping in the election but I'm like, do you really think those same BernieBros wouldn't get chapped asses about being second fiddle to Hillary?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link

Pareene's premise that Bill's standing as her inoffensive champion makes Kaine redundant would be a fine one except that Bill is actually doing a horrible job at that

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link

xpost not to mention, when you're one of the older candidates in history, do you really want a dude that is 5 years older than you as you replacement if you should shuffle off?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link

Pretty sure Ike's choice of Nixon was a move to consolidate the Taft wing of the GOP, which was giving him headches in '52.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

Gore sure lost a lot of enthusiasm from his base with the Lieberman pick. I would have gone with Jeanne Shaheen.

Institute for Secular Eschatology (Sanpaku), Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link

Claire McCaskill would be an "exciting" pick but fail the do-no-harm test

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link

Gore shoulda just said he was increasing efficiency in the WH and he would absorb the Veep's duties

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/donald-trump-is-tearing-the-nfl-apart/

What a shocker - Rex Ryan and Richie Incognito are big Trump fans.

schwantz, Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link

i suspect 30% of the NFL probably is at least. there's a reason why we don't like to listen to most of these people talk about non-football stuff

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:15 (seven years ago) link

Gore should have picked Bernie back then.

Frederik B, Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link

p sure the climate woulda been very wrong for Bernie

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link

(hey Morbs, I laid the bait for you to drop DOMA/"Don't Ask Don't Tell" nuggets and other things your fav Pres did)

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

VP picks are usually either very boring or a party consolidation tactic. If your VP is higher profile than the candidate you'll never make it

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link

Repeated head trauma could make a person more likely to support Trump.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

JFK?

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

kaine wins some points back after last night

http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/a49252/tim-kaine-loves-the-replacements-let-it-be/

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:56 (seven years ago) link

Tim Kaine and Alex Pareene are the same person - why is deadspin not covering this?

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 6 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

"Mike Pence and his taste in music are wrong for America."

nickn, Thursday, 6 October 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

i suspect 30% of the NFL probably is at least. there's a reason why we don't like to listen to most of these people talk about non-football stuff

Or football stuff, for that matter.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 6 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

wonder what his fav Kanye album is xpost

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

look at this fucken fraud

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/10/06/us/06REPUBSj1/06REPUBSj1-master768.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

max is good on kaine's abortion position

https://twitter.com/max_read/status/783497271161843712

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

lol

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

one of my close friends is married to the PP lobbyist for (since they had to consolidate after dramatic underfunding) a large swath of the midwest. supporting Hillary was obvious because she'd immediately show up, do events, and until the compromise shit comes, sign any bill in favor

still amazed how badly Sanders whiffed it on that front. his entire thing was advocating this ideal no-tuition single-payer (maybe even basic income) post-now ideal which shrugged at existing institutions that keep things running today. I mean, there's an inordinate amount of status quo justification, but this blue sky "everyone will have all the health care they will ever need and we won't need PP or charity clinics or whatever so my campaign doesn't connect to them" is a recurring issue. even if you're planning to address things long term, where is the transition

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

The Clinton rapid response video guy quoted in this story

https://www.wired.com/2016/10/vp-debate-rapid-response-video-saw-coming/

is a high school friend of mine. They're pretty darn quick.

!

I sang with him in college!

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

you say that about everyone tbh

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

lol

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

Funny cuz true

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

I didn't sing with DJP in college

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

when did you sing with him

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

Did not know that. Tiny world.

i wanna fly like a beagle (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

when did you sing with him

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, October 5, 2016

I sang along to his Mountain Goats track

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

lol Yglesias in 2008:

By Matthew Yglesias

There are very few members of congress with whom I’ve ever had the opportunity to discuss a substantive matter of public policy. But as it happens, one of them — the one with whom I’ve had the second-longest exchange — is Mike Pence (R-IN) who I’ve seen on television today repeatedly discussing the Republican Study Group’s “plan” for the financial crisis. And I can tell you this about Mike Pence: he has no idea what he’s talking about. The man is a fool, who deserves to be laughed at. He’s almost stupid enough to work in cable television.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

I work with a dude from Indiana, he says Pence is dumb as shit and is not liked at all in his home state. Concedes he came off alright last night.

frogbs, Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

what about all the people who DON'T die from smoking?

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

did he have a good read of reality, or an incredibly bad read of what makes for good political capital? prob both xxxp

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link

"In fact, 2 out of every three smokers does not die from a smoking related illness"

wait what, if I smoke it's a 1/3 chance I will die from it holy shit

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

"the 1/3rd of people that die from smoking all signed an affidavit saying they were ok not living"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:45 (seven years ago) link

Pence actually did sketch a good picture of hyper-caffeinated people in SUVs buying fast food being a major danger, respect

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:46 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikax0Y0NJsY

Amazing to me how someone can be this proficient at public speaking yet so incredibly stupid.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

"we can't have evolved, look at my ears"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

i mean, if anyone is evidence against the theory of evolution... xp gah

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

real recognize real

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

That is an amazingly dumb argument. He's holding up an article containing new confirming evidence about human evolution as proof that the theory of evolution can change, since it's based on evidence. Therefore, teach every theory!

jmm, Thursday, 6 October 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

Christian not understanding the scientific usage of the word "theory" shockah

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

I'm sure no article about that fossil find stated there's now a new theory because of it. Yet he thinks there must be. Leave the science to the smart people, dude.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 6 October 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link

amazed he didn't just bring a live monkey into the meeting and say "WHADYA HAVE TO SAY TO THAT?"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link

the way he says "I guess the textbooks will need to be changed"at 2:17 is every "ya ever think about THAT, mr science guy!" idiot in microcosm.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 6 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

like the theory that was believed in by every signer of the declaration of independence

uh-huh

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 6 October 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link

idk so,etimes it helps to have a voice of reason saying that no, this single case isn't enough of a change to modify textbooks but some studies and articles will be updated, sure

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 03:36 (seven years ago) link

From what I understand, Jefferson and Franklin compromised with Adams by using "Creator" instead of "God" when all they really wanted to do was strike that presumption altogether.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 6 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

"the Make-People Guy"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 03:50 (seven years ago) link

"whatever"

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 6 October 2016 03:52 (seven years ago) link

"NEH-vuh-duh"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 04:42 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump’s support has plunged across the swing-state map over the last 10 days, wiping out his political recovery from September and threatening to undo weeks of Republican gains in the battle for control of Congress.

For his party, Mr. Trump’s reversal in fortune comes at the worst possible moment: Having muted their criticism of Mr. Trump in hopes that he could at least run competitively through Election Day, Republicans must decide in the next few days, rather than weeks, whether to seek distance from his wobbly campaign.

Should Mr. Trump falter badly in his second debate with Hillary Clinton on Sunday in St. Louis, Republican congressional candidates may take it as a cue to flee openly from their nominee, said two senior Republicans involved at high levels of the campaign who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss private party strategy.

Mr. Trump has already slipped perceptibly in public polls, trailing widely this week in Pennsylvania and by smaller margins in Florida and North Carolina — three states he cannot afford to lose. But private polling by both parties shows an even more precipitous drop, especially among independent voters, moderate Republicans and women, according to a dozen strategists from both parties who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the data was confidential.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2016 10:23 (seven years ago) link

The most amazing thing about 'deplorables' still is how many people decided to make it a term of pride. Which I'm all "Hey, great job on owning yourself."

That doesn't seem so surprising to me - common folk don't "deplore", it's like sarcastically referring to yourselves as 'proles'.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 6 October 2016 10:54 (seven years ago) link

it = calling yourself deplorable in your twitter handle.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 6 October 2016 10:54 (seven years ago) link

it = calling yourself deplorable in your twitter handle.

I've made the foolish mistake of occasionally commenting on the election campaign on Twitter of late and have found myself being hounded by idiots and liars who all have the word "deplorable" in their Twitter names.

Robby Mook (stevie), Thursday, 6 October 2016 11:02 (seven years ago) link

they're right1

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2016 11:05 (seven years ago) link

!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2016 11:06 (seven years ago) link

having known several nevada republicans, he just lost my home state

― who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Wednesday, October 5, 2016 11:41 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even taken out of context, this seems p obviously to be trump clowning himself (or his "friend," who was "killed") for saying it ~wrong~

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 6 October 2016 11:34 (seven years ago) link

lmao

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/783914466379464704

"In depo for Trump Plaza bankruptcy case, Trump's own lawyer testifies they often met with him in pairs because Trump lies so much."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 October 2016 12:50 (seven years ago) link

Trump 2016: An Expert At Interpreting Things

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 October 2016 12:58 (seven years ago) link

"Republicans must decide in the next few days, rather than weeks, whether to seek distance from his wobbly campaign"

they keep saying this but I think the time to make that decision is well past

Anyone see this? https://guccifer2.wordpress.com/2016/10/04/clinton-foundation/

First glance is a big "whatever" from me.

akm, Thursday, 6 October 2016 13:01 (seven years ago) link

It looks like big banks and corporations agreed to donate to the Democrats a certain percentage of the allocated TARP funds.

This seems like a big leap in logic from the accompanying screencap of the spreadsheet

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 6 October 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link

Seems to be old data?

Frederik B, Thursday, 6 October 2016 13:34 (seven years ago) link

"Trump is a leader in the field of -- he's an expert at interpreting things. Let's put it that way."

wow.
(xpost)

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 October 2016 13:53 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, that is an awesome quote.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 October 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

guccifer link appears to be bullshit/hoax

Mordy, Thursday, 6 October 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

really curious what's gonna happen on Sunday. Trump's getting desperate and might completely tone himself down. and of course Clinton will do everything she can to needle him.

frogbs, Thursday, 6 October 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

really curious what's gonna happen on Sunday. Trump's getting desperate and might completely tone himself down.
― frogbs, Thursday, October 6, 2016 9:39 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this won't happen

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 6 October 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

Didn't wikileaks say tuesday that they were going to post things every wednesday? Lol, what a shitshow.

Frederik B, Thursday, 6 October 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

If he does tone down I hope Hil's got an alternate plan for how to make use of the debate time

Robby Mook (stevie), Thursday, 6 October 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

gotta hand it to Trump, he probably does have some very good people on staff in that they have to do their own jobs in addition to acting like they're doing as he says and making him think any changes were his idea if he starts to catch on

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

If he does tone down I hope Hil's got an alternate plan for how to make use of the debate time

― Robby Mook (stevie), Thursday, October 6, 2016 9:53 AM (two minutes ago)

"You seem a little tired, Donald, forget your testosterone shot this morning?"

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 6 October 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

As has been hammered home time and time and time again, despite many people's erroneous assumptions that he operates like an adult human being who learns from his mistakes and is able to rein in his worst impulses at least for the sake of his own self-interest if for no other reason, Trump is constitutionally incapable of toning it down for any longer than it takes for someone to wound his amazingly fragile ego. Clinton so has his number.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 October 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

Yeah hillary's gonna twist the knife

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 October 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

there's generally a pattern to this, when Trump is doing alright in the polls he really lets loose, but when he's down he tries to reign it in a bit

frogbs, Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

I want to go to the town hall and lead a question with some very sympathetic words about his brother who died in 1981, and then after I get him nodding kind of slip in, "So, do you think maybe the wrong brother died?"

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

re: deplorables, yr rural whites were also really thrilled about calling themselves bitter clingers not so long ago.

Deplorable is the new queer

i wanna fly like a beagle (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

deplorable
deplorable
trap trap trap
til the basket's full

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTgL8wi08r8

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

I prefer the remix.

not heard much from her lately, has Trump paid her off to go away somewhere and be quiet?

Robby Mook (stevie), Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

Trump doesnt like being upstaged by a woman

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link

That spotlight's only big enough for one giant ego

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

he decided that if anybody was going to ruin his campaign, it was gonna be him

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

I just watched that Palin clip 6 times in a row

help

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

> not heard much from her lately

What we heard in July was that Alaska is rilly rilly far away and it's hard for her to get down here to the lower 48.

i wanna fly like a beagle (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

Oh crap I just realized something: there's an international BORDER between here and Alaska.

And we all know planes can't go over international borders.

Which is why a border wall will work bigly.

QED.

i wanna fly like a beagle (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

I just watched that Palin clip 6 times in a row

i still cannot tell if she muffed the line or if it was just shit to begin with but it is HYPNOTIC

Robby Mook (stevie), Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/10/06/i-dont-like-hillary-clinton-or-the-democratic-party-im-voting-for-them-anyway

Telling detail:

On Aug. 2, a few days after the Democratic convention, I went to a Trump rally in Ashburn, Va. I was there interviewing protesters and Trump supporters who gathered outside the venue because the event had sold out, and they couldn’t get in. The protesters were mostly high school students — Muslim, Latino, black, Asian, white — and the Trump supporters were mostly white and older. Their exchanges were surprisingly respectful.

When the rally ended and Trump supporters who made it into the venue walked by, the mood shifted. The ones who had attended the rally were ready for a fight. One woman started yelling and cursing at the protesters. When I lifted my camera to film her, she grabbed the camera and tried to throw it down, screaming, “Put the f—ing camera down!” When my grip on the camera outmatched hers, she looked at me as if I were a piece of trash. While we stood and looked at each other, it finally hit me: We really are in danger. Although I was still disgruntled with the DNC and not enthusiastic about Clinton, I began to realize I couldn’t let Trump get near the White House.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 October 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

is the hurricane going to affect anything?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 October 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

Donald's hair

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

isn't Mar-a-Lago directly in its path?

frogbs, Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

It's in West Palm Beach, so...

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

Ahhh fuck I clicked the comments

pfrederick1
1:12 PM EDT
Climate change legislation? What would that be? Do you think the government can pass laws to affect the weather? Do you really believe Mother Nature will comply? Or do you mean the government will pass laws to restrict my activities? Yeah, no, not something I am behind. Women have a choice. Don't get knocked up. Finances favor the wealthy. That's the perk of being rich.

Evan, Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

I could almost stomach Trump as president if a hurricane leveled his palace.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

the destruction of mar a lago would give trump a sweet excuse to skip the debate

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

whether the damage is minimal or it destroys it completely, we can definitely count on Trump giving an utterly tone-deaf response

frogbs, Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

did this already get posted?

http://www.latimes.com/politics/essential/la-pol-sac-essential-politics-updates-there-are-now-more-registered-voters-in-1475694802-htmlstory.html

The new data show California now has more registered voters than the population of 46 states.

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

The devastation of this hurricane has been yuge. Just yuge. It's gonna take forever for my people to replace that carpet, believe me. It was a very against-palaces hurricane.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

"I'd like to express my condolences to my many blacks who work at the resort. "

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

It was a very against-palaces hurricane.

lol

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

ROFL:

In a sunny sitting room where windows overlook the green sprawl of his property, Springsteen discusses the genesis of the book, his struggles with depression, the future of his career and much more, staying silent on only one topic. When I mention my horror at the sight of Donald Trump–endorsing New Jersey governor Chris Christie pumping his fist and singing along to the lines "poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king" at a recent concert in Brooklyn, Springsteen laughs until he turns red. When he catches his breath, he says, "I have no comment."

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

The Boss 2020

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

"God clearly has liberal bias." or "Crooked Hillary's emails, wherever they are- hear me out. I will release my tax returns when Crooked Hillary shows us the emails she deleted to climate scientists urging them not to give us fair warning. On the other hand, if they didn't know, what are we paying them for? They don't know anything! They're losers. It's a waste."

Evan, Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

http://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Donald-Trump-Nevada-terminally-ill-sick-vote-Nov-8-9877131.php

lol he's never heard of early voting

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

It never occurred to me before now, but its entirely conceivable that Trump has never voted period.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

The new data show California now has more registered voters than the population of 46 states.

NRO is right: fuckin' voter fraud.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

you know who votes? losers

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

I think I read Muriel Spark's The Destruction of Mar a Lago years ago iirc

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

What was it - I paused to think - what was it that so unnerved me in the contemplation of Mar-a-Lago?

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link

mookie thank you for that right wingin bitter clingin re-up, needed that

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

Al what are you doing for the hurricane?

(sorry xp)

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

The Ones Who Walk Away from Mar-a-Lago

i wanna fly like a beagle (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

Al what are you doing for the hurricane?

(sorry xp)

― Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner)

Miami-Dade and even Broward counties are looking increasingly good. About 20 minutes ago Matthew was parallel to the county's north border, so we're at 5 percent chance of hurricane force winds. I don't want to jinx it, but for us in MDC it's looking like a four-day weekend.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

"Last night I dreamed I went to Mar-A-Lago again . . ."

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

Me? I'm drinking a beer -- that's how you know times are strange -- and about to watch, appropriately, the Criterion Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

Heh- https://twitter.com/timkaine/status/783728780082896896

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

is there a hurricane thread?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

Respectable gun owners need to inform others of their ilk that the NRA is a garbage organization comprised of shit people who are ultimately going to do gun owners more harm than good.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

Trump worried that the terminally ill vote might sway the election is really something

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

Respectable gun owners

I dispute your premise.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

there are no respectable gun owners xp

k3vin k., Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

idk my neighbor seems pretty nice but I haven't seen him lately

the last time I saw him at the gas station he was wearing hunting camo from head to toe, so it's possible I have seen him in his yard and not realized it

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

I think owning guns is dumb and unnecessary and that the 2nd amendment should totally be repealed but I'm not going to paint all gun owners with the same broad brush.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

I mean the brush is just "it is unacceptable to own a gun", I think "respectable gun owners" should get rid of their guns

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

in other news, my friend heard what sounded like a couple gunshots several blocks south of his home on a saturday, during the day, probably near this barber shop on a main street

kind of distressing but not as distressing as his neighbor across the street looking all alert and popping out of his home all strapped. I think my friend gave him the "wtf dude, put that away and go home" talk.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

gunshots bad, guy who thinks the right reaction when you hear a gunshot is to go grab your gun and run several blocks toward the sound of gunfire is o_O

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

Fish, Barrel, so to speak, but this is always hair raising every month.

https://www.facebook.com/ParentsAgainstGunViolence/photos/a.416647195073938.95672.413407645397893/1163155777089739

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

Well maybe he had a bayonet. Don't judge

xp

Evan, Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

Florida is going to get wrecked by the hurricane. Drudge has been panicking all week lmao

flappy bird, Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

I trolled Jill Stein on Twitter and now I have some fucking Steinbot rando all up in my @ replies.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

I feel like a dick but interacting with randos is like opening the door to garbage and you have to get the block button ready

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

sorry super late but from that WaPost piece

You spend weeks wondering if your spouse is cheating on you. You ask him about it, and he denies it. Then one day, you find his emails clearly showing that he has been cheating. You confront him about it, and he shrugs it off. You see no remorse in him. If anything, you see contempt... I felt betrayed, and I was suffering partly because I saw no sign of remorse after email leaks showed that party officials had conspired to work against Bernie Sanders’s campaign.

i keep seeing this sentiment and tbh i totally don't get it. i thought the DNC revelation was that they basically did not conspire against Sanders - the most damning thing was one dude making a suggestion about attacking bernie thru his [lack of] religion, something they obv never followed through on. is it just that bernie supporters cannot let go of the idea that they were cheated even when there's zero evidence to suggest it?

Mordy, Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

had to resist the urge to reply to this clown posting on a friend's facebook page. first thing like this i've really seen fortunately

"I'm definitely not voting for Trump, but I'd rather have an idiot in the White House who can't get anything done because no one puts up with his buffoonery, than a crook who cheats and lies and manipulates the justice system to get her way, no matter what. I'm voting third party because Hillary is more of a threat to me than Trump and I will do everything in my power to keep her out of the seat.

If somehow Trump is elected, it will be a dark day for American politics, but the Political Revolution that Bernie started has gotten enough people involved in the system that we are able to fight back against anything outlandish Trump would try to do as president. Besides, I'm sure he'll attempt something that breaks all sorts of laws and probably get himself impeached. Hillary will pay off or threaten people to keep herself in the seat of power. She'd be untouchable. And the last thing we need is a leader who is exempt from the law.

This whole "can't let one of them win, so I have to vote for the other" mentality is why we're stuck in this never-ending 2-party cycle. We can break the cycle if people stop this mindset and actually vote third party. This is the best chance we've got; Hillary's camp is so divided, she's not going to win against Trump anyway, unless she commits voter fraud again (which she is being investigated for by the UN now).

Don't vote for the lesser of two evils. Vote with integrity. I will not have my name attached to either of these candidates because I don't believe in either one and I refuse to play their political manipulation games.
Like · Reply · 1 · 4 hrs"

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

I'm voting third party because Hillary is more of a threat to me than Trump

i bet i can guess this person's race & sex

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

I never fail to be amazed by the fully-realized imaginary worlds a human mind is able to create.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

I will not have my name attached to either of these candidates

last time I checked recorded votes were private and confidential

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

it was in reply to that wapo article. i wanted to tell him i'm glad he lives in nebraska where his (you're right UMS) vote doesn't actually matter

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

the Political Revolution that Bernie started

were his stated goals ever anything other than pulling the direction of the party platform toward economic and social justice?

Hoos is much more familiar with this whole realm, but the people who say things like "You even protested the DNC, how can you be voting for the democrat candidate?!" really don't get the idea of protest at all. You don't protest a convention to burn it down, you do so to push your views in front of the leadership and attendees hoping that your message is heard and your points are addressed. You want to vote for the best candidate, you protest and participate in the caucus/primary process in order to make sure your issues are addressed and in the hopes the party platform takes notice

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

could matter in omaha!

xp

goole, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

i bet that guy isn't able to understand elections except as a grand drama centering on presidential candidates

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

is it just that bernie supporters cannot let go of the idea that they were cheated even when there's zero evidence to suggest it?

IMO yes

sleeve, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

"I'm definitely not voting for Trump, but I'd rather have an idiot in the White House who can't get anything done

WHERE ARE PEOPLE GETTING THIS IDEA?

I just posted this today: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/paul-ryan-budget-congress-229216

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link

"is there a hurricane thread?

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek)"

hurricane coming...

nickn, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

alfred otm. a trump administration wouldn't just mean, yknow, horrific street violence, greenlit police murder, and potential nuclear war; it also means the same old gop that's apparently getting insurged, rampant.

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

last thing we want is a tumescent GOP

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

idk my personal view, which is wearying to those around me at times, is that you have to be critical and evaluate the things you support even more than those things you dismiss outright

the "omg both clintons said some bad things about the ACA" people are so disingenous because there _are_ flaws in the current implementation and continual adjustment is necessary to make it a long-term success. uncritically making claims that it's perfect as-is is not the way to approach policy making. it's like car owners who do no maintenance whatsoever and then buy a new junker every time their engine seizes up

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

paul ryan is the "lets pour some sugar in this gas tank" guy thinking he's going to be a success when people are stuck by the side of the road

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

Bill Clinton was otm.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

hahahahaha

it took me a few seconds but lmao

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

masterful

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

btw it's a minor point against the seriousness of this hurricane - - - but mar-a-lago is a historic property, not without architectural quality. trump acquiring it and giving it the patented tacky trump touch is on him, not the building. let us hope instead that his toxic name leads to the collapse of his real estate empire in a year or so, and that new owners promptly tear down or completely re-skin everything he himself has ever had a hand in building.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link

so drudge is hurricane truthing now?

apparently hurricanes are being exagerrated by msm to drum up belief in climate change

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

meanwhile since it has been shockingly hours or even days since a proper 538 update in this thread: the continued accumulation of solidly pro-clinton (or anti-trump) results in post-debate polls (national and state) has substantially altered the map. polls-only now has basically all the swingy states back in blue - NV, NM, NC, FL, OH, even IA. arizona is teetering too - its most recent polls, too, have clinton up. but they're from poorly-related polling houses. georgia, which very briefly looked blue during clinton's highest convention high, is still pink, with trump way ahead in the one (B rated) post-debate poll. OTOH the same polling house has clinton up nine points in missouri and eleven points in alaska which, ehrm, don't hold your breath. i'm assuming those have to be outliers but man would it be nice to see some more polling in those states. i'm not expecting a wild and crazy electoral map in the end but it's kind of fun to imagine huge swaths of blue, especially on the hexagon-based map where states are sized by population. trump's america, encircled and shrinking.

anyway current forecasts gives clinton a 78% chance of victory and imagines electoral votes of (rounded) 323 to 214. this is still with gary johnson at 6.9% in the popular vote which i really don't see happening.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 6 October 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

it'd better not. this election is a referendum on gary johnson imo

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 6 October 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

This was another Stein rando's brilliant argument: https://twitter.com/crimsonboudoir/status/784137965069041664?s=09

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 October 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

OTOH the same polling house has clinton up nine points in missouri

saw something earlier (NYT?) about Blunt being in serious trouble, which would be great I hate that guy

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 October 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

i know there's some reason why letting congress pick the president in order to get bernie into office won't work but i just can't figure out what

Mordy, Thursday, 6 October 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

encouraging people likely to vote trump to remain in the path of a *deadly* storm doesn't seem like a strategically good move for trump turnout (see also soliciting votes from the terminally ill)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/784121449606852608

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link

I would have no qualms about advising people who don't believe in climate change to head on down to the beach

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

he's moved on to a different tactic:

Direct eyewall hit for Freeport in next hour. Will ground observations match the Hurricane Center's claimed 140 mph sustained winds?

http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/station_page.php?station=spgf1 Buoy off Freeport, in direct line of eyewall. Let's watch the data come in...

cool, so if the buoy that he has identified as being nearby (??) doesn't get "the Hurricane Center's claimed 140 mph sustained winds?" (source???) then liberals are lying to people in order to get them to worry about climate change.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

also...matt drudge only has 4 tweets since 2011, and they're all from today? or does he delete them all the day after he posts them or something? god he's a fucking weirdo

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

lol, what does he think that the hurricanes are calibrated to distribute exactly 140 mile an hour winds for hundreds of miles? hell, hurricane force winds only extend 45 miles from the thing

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

why would fake reports of extreme weather convince these people that climate change is real when real reports of extreme weather haven't made a dent

Mordy, Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

i don't know why i care, but here is what the hurricane center actually said:

DISCUSSION AND 48-HOUR OUTLOOK
------------------------------
At 500 PM EDT (2100 UTC), the eye of Hurricane Matthew was located
near latitude 26.2 North, longitude 78.6 West. The hurricane
is moving toward the northwest near 14 mph (22 km/h), and this
general motion is expected to continue tonight with a turn toward
the north-northwest early Friday. On the forecast track, the
eye of Matthew should move near or over Freeport in the Bahamas
in the next hour or so, and move close to or over the east coast
of the Florida peninsula through Friday night.

Maximum sustained winds are near 140 mph (220 km/h) with higher
gusts.
Matthew is a category 4 hurricane on the Saffir-Simpson
Hurricane Wind Scale. Some fluctuations in intensity are likely
while the hurricane moves toward the coast of Florida.

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT4+shtml/062051.shtml

so if winds don't reach what the hurricane center set as a worst case scenario, the govt is lying to you. also, if winds exceed what the hurricane center set as the worst case scenario, they're incompetent.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

god he's a manipulative asshole

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

science!

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

That's not true, Rush. I just can't wait for the hurricane to kill you.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link

Drudge is clumsily shoehorning in a climate change point but there are lots of doofusy civilians that think they're entitled to pinpoint accurate forecasts and scream hell or high water here for "false alarms". y'know instead of being relieved they're alive and had a chance to protect themselves.

hell, there were those geologists who got convicted of manslaughter in Italy 5-6 years ago simply cos they *failed to predict an earthquake*

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link

For those more daring than I, Rosa Clemente(Green VP candidate in '08) went on W Kamau Bell & Hari Kondabolu's show to defend the Green Party, voting your conscience, American 3rd parties, etc

https://megaphone.link/FL2720523205

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

they're still trying to extradite Amanda Knox for a 5.7 from a couple months ago

nomar, Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

hahahahahahahaha

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

Drudge is clumsily shoehorning in a climate change point but there are lots of doofusy civilians that think they're entitled to pinpoint accurate forecasts and scream hell or high water here for "false alarms". y'know instead of being relieved they're alive and had a chance to protect themselves.

the weather channel is a fundamentally unserious org and is implicated in this

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:46 (seven years ago) link

Otm re: weather channel bias.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

John Coleman is a dumbshit , almost forgot about that ridic shit he said

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

I feel like I'm becoming more and more of a Nate Silver skeptic. In one of their podcasts recently they laid out all the factors that could come into play - early voting, better ground game by Democrats, expected performances in the next debates, higher voter registration among minorities, high numbers of late deciders, etc. - but none of this is factored into their "polls plus" model at all - instead it contains economic data and the idea of a pull towards equilibrium at 50-50, two factors which they have admitted aren't really relevant. But Nate still doesn't seem to want to talk about this - 538 just keeps on putting out articles about the different combinations of states which could add up to a majority, instead - which is surely only interesting from their point of view.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 7 October 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

They're also all pretty much dismissing the now-cast at this point. I guess they'll do a lot of rethinking after the election. I still like their podcasts, though.

Frederik B, Friday, 7 October 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link

This has turned into a rout again.

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

why does he try to smolder for the camera? https://www.google.com/search?q=nate+silver&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 00:44 (seven years ago) link

there are some people on twitter saying really stupid shit and claiming to be on the eastern Florida coast and I hope they wise up or are proven right before they are proven very, very wrong

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

Well, proven right insofar as the hurricane not wreaking complete havoc, not them being right about weather alerts being ignorable

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

if they paid attention they'd realize the forecast doesn't show the heaviest winds coming in until like 2 am. so if they stay there a bit longer they might regret it.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

really wouldn't wanna mess around with that

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

yeah the claim is now Hillary is advertising a ton on the weather channel so it's a scam, but she also wants people to die, and also the hurricane is fake

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

man this post-factual world is gonna get weird

sleeve, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

scott refuses to extend FL registration deadline (which is tuesday).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

why does he try to smolder for the camera? https://www.google.com/search?q=nate+silver&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 00:44 (forty-eight minutes ago) Permalink

that's way too much Nate Silver

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

Silver's hairline is the stuff of nightmares. He's one of those people who literally cannot get a flattering haircut.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

I'm sorry, I know this is a dead horse for everyone here, but the biggest Bernie fan in my feed just keeps going and going and going -- he moans endlessly about how many of his friends he's had to block because they're voting for Clinton, but then, today, says he thinks Clinton probably stole Massachusetts. How do you think both a) I'm surrounded by sheeple who support Hillary Clinton, and b) Clinton couldn't possibly have actually won, who would vote for her?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/adrian_gray/status/784211583421542401

Clinton winning 94% of Obama approvers. Would be new high.

McCain '08: 89%
Gore '00: 77%
Bush '88: 84%
HHH '68: 64%
Nixon '60: 68%

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

poor Hubert

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

They're also all pretty much dismissing the now-cast at this point. I guess they'll do a lot of rethinking after the election. I still like their podcasts, though.

This is good; I stopped reading their polling articles because they kept throwing "but the nowcast says this" analysis into every article. They'd always include their boilerplate explaining the limits of the nowcast, but it still felt like scare-tactic clickbait, not much better than random speculation about who has "momentum."

I don't mind that they're bullish on Trump compared to other predictors, that's fine and makes sense to me. It's the volatility that has caused me to take them less seriously. Clinton will have a few weaker polling days and suddenly her chances drop 10-15%. Then they're back up 20% in the 4 days after the debate.

intheblanks, Friday, 7 October 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

obviously that debate was major, i'm not denying that, it just feels like 538's numbers have been all over the place to the point that I don't really trust the heights or depths of their bounces.

intheblanks, Friday, 7 October 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

Nate has actually done the opposite of what you'd expect (well, if he was still at NYT and not at Disney) and interpreted these swings as this race being one of the more "volatile" races in recent memory, while meanwhile Sam at PEC has said the complete opposite, that this has been the most stable campaign in years (it should be noted, his Bayesian forecast even went through a significant reduction in Clinton's odds too, but nowhere near as stark or immediate as Nate's).

Sam has basically said, in very nice veiled words, that maybe Nate should look at his model.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

This may have already been linked, but i thought this 538 critique was interesting, even as i admit that i'm not really qualified to evaluate it on its merits. http://predictwise.com/blog/2016/09/poll-aggregation-fight/

intheblanks, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/donald-trump-town-hall-debate-prep-229267

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point. “Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 7 October 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link

Y'all talking shit like you don't remember the bad old days of the Carville/Huffington/Dowd/Tucker Carlson/etc/etc reality-free punditocracy. We live in a golden age of evidence-based election coverage thanks largely to NS. If you don't like his particular prediction, take an average of his, the daily kos one (actually very good), sam wang, and predictwise. The result will be more stable (good for your delicate constitutions) and is likely more accurate than any one of them alone.

Dan I., Friday, 7 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

i mean, maybe silver is right and it is uniquely volatile! I think i'm maybe also swayed by the fact that, whatever his talents as a data journalist, his website is just not very good by any measure.

intheblanks, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link

thank god there's no more reality-free punditocracy

intheblanks, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link

Like, as far as I know, his model and those of any other principled predictor are set in stone (code) from the beginning of their coverage of this election cycle. It's not like they go in by hand and tweak shit to make the results more click-baity (I hope!).

Dan I., Friday, 7 October 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

Hey, the punditocracy doesn't exist for those of us who Don't Watch TV™

Dan I., Friday, 7 October 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link

it still shows up in my twitter feed from time to time tbh

intheblanks, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:36 (seven years ago) link

The historical data piece of his model is based on basic antagonisms like incumbent party/opposition and republican/democrat that are less meaningful in a year where a weirdo is facing off against a lightning rod

Treeship, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link

fwiw i don't believe silver is changing his model in real time at all, and my critique wasn't meant to deny him credit for his past accomplishments. he may be right about this election's unique day-to-day volatility, though that seems hard to truly measure given that there will only be one outcome. I've just mentally started to file his forecast as more noise than signal, that's all.

intheblanks, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

go in by hand and tweak shit to make the results more click-baity

Oh I think that's part of what they have been doing, incrementally anyway

NS and 538 seem to be backsliding towards a more fact-fungible world of political reporting where every day is new exciting horse race fodder, while other peers (mostly hobbyists with other day jobs) are actually pressing forward with the sober analysis that made 538 viable in the first place. Additionally, his OG, more boring methods have been picked up by other wonky sites that generally avoid horse race reporting because they've staked claims to other foci and perspectives as their bread and butter, cf TPM

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 7 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

DailyKos and HuffPo didn't make their first projections until later in the election process than PEC/538 and I think that was to solidify the models.

538 was the only aggregator (major) that ever dipped below 60% for Hillary, and his was also the slowest to recover when polls went back towards Hillary. Enten even wrote as far as to write an article suggesting the evidence for a Hillary rebound was weak (when, at the time, there was barely enough data to say one way or another, making the article fairly pointless since they had to acknowledge it was there the next week). Sam Wang is much too diplomatic to call anybody out (in fact, all of the aggregators are fairly respectful of each other), but I was reading his comments to say that perhaps 538's model design is at fault for the fluctuation, and he strongly believes this has been the most steady campaign (odds-wise) in recent memory. He has consistently given Hillary the best odds.

who cares tho at this point Hillary is obv leading mostly comfortably and 538 acknowledged Johnson and Stein's numbers are dipping as are undecided voters so we might avoid that scruffy idiot yet

Anyway my prediction is Hillary 537 Johnson 1 Trump 0.

that is until Julian Assange gets Hillary arrested.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

I might be wrong but I'd bet that, if not now, Clinton has done sessions of at least four hours with breaks with multiple debate/question possibilities weighed. It's not like weird-ass debate club with Cruz where that guy would love to do L-D mock debates all day, but classical debate stuff is definitely in her wheelhouse

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 7 October 2016 03:48 (seven years ago) link

The idea that Trump can't even contemplate people being into debate prep or mock debates is, if anything, evidence he can't understand how anyone else lives or works even if he thinks it's not necessary

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 7 October 2016 03:49 (seven years ago) link

Silver doesn't change his model at all once they start - which might be the reason why it's off.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 October 2016 03:50 (seven years ago) link

Still looking at the Iowa electronic markets a bit

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 7 October 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

Trump's totally the type of dude that said "you can't study for the SATs, man. you either know it or you don't!"

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

I guess he thinks maybe Hillary baited those traps for him just by thinking quickly on her feet? that she's part of some awesome Democrat Improv Troupe?

boy, he might wanna skip the second debate after all.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:58 (seven years ago) link

i can't quite decide if i think the town hall will be better for him or worse. Even after the drubbing he got last time i'll probably be sitting on my couch stressed as fuck on sunday.

intheblanks, Friday, 7 October 2016 04:03 (seven years ago) link

I suspect whether he wants to or not, he's going to be coached on what he did wrong last time. but he's so hair trigger that I can't see him doing that much better. but with town halls, you sometimes get loaded/leading questions from the civilians asking questions which don't always help.

I kinda feel like after his first meltdown, the strategy of lowered expectations (ie the "St Anger" method) worked and he was deemed Presidential after his awkward visit to Mexico and due to basically not fucking up too badly for a while, but now that he's melted down again, I think those folks who may have come home briefly are pulling back again because they're seeing this wasn't an aberration.

Kinda think Hillary just needs to stay the course - ball control offense, maybe a little more aggressive to run up the score and show the GOP this strategy won't work in 2020.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 04:10 (seven years ago) link

Hillary screwed him by saying he is a bad speaking man and screwing with his microphone and the moderator was biased.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 7 October 2016 04:20 (seven years ago) link

i bet he brings his own mic to this one

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 04:20 (seven years ago) link

They (Hillary of course) should give him a faulty stool this time.

Evan, Friday, 7 October 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link

He has a diaper to mitigate his faulty stool

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 7 October 2016 04:22 (seven years ago) link

he sits on the stool and realizes in horror it's a unicycle

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 04:25 (seven years ago) link

he'll definitely make a reference to how it's nice they gave him a working mic this time

intheblanks, Friday, 7 October 2016 04:28 (seven years ago) link

"do I get to win this time?"

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link

everything sopan deb posted tonight on trump's NH rally material was amazing btw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuIPPILVIAEkMqg.jpg

i mean how can anyone give an answer this long to anything and still not do the obvious thing of just spinning it around into an excuse to say great things about mike pence and the great vision they have for america and how great his kids are or fucking anything normal

also: "We had a guy inside the room, oscillating my mic."

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 October 2016 05:35 (seven years ago) link

"I used to say I think someday he'll be an anchor. Guess what, he's still doing the maps!"

That's actually pretty funny. I mean, I bet John King can't believe he's still doing the maps.

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 06:27 (seven years ago) link

Nate Silver has admitted their model is volatile several times. He's also explained why he thinks that's been the right way to describe this election. Iirc it's because 1) There's been a shitton of undecideds/thirdpartyvoters compared to last election, meaning much more room for change 2) There's been so many explosive news stories, from Trump, but also scandals about Clinton, making voters more uncertain and 3) There's simply been more change in the polls. Which is of course the most important. It's also true. Hillary's lead almost disappeared in the polls until the debate, what kind of poll aggregator wouldn't say her chance was shrinking under that circumstance? Now there's been a big swing over this last week, and she's gained almost 30% in the forecasts. Which does seem kinda insane to me.

Their model has definitely behaved very differently than in 2012, and it might seem as if 2012 was simply an election extremely well suited to the data approach. But of all the things that Camaraderie mentioned as should perhaps have been included in the forecast: early voting, better ground game by Democrats, expected performances in the next debates, higher voter registration among minorities, high numbers of late deciders, etc. one of them is included - the late deciders, as in undecideds - and most of the others are guesswork. There isn't even enough demographic data amongst voter registrations to fully include in a model. Economic data, otoh, is objective data that can be put into a model and updated as new data comes in.

Frederik B, Friday, 7 October 2016 10:28 (seven years ago) link

All of the aggregators reacted to the polls but 538 had the strongest reaction. Nate tells you not to overreact to individual polls and yet his model seemed to do that.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 10:48 (seven years ago) link

Trump's totally the type of dude that said "you can't study for the SATs, man. you either know it or you don't!"

this hurts my feelings a little

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 11:33 (seven years ago) link

I'm sure someone would have posted this, but I won't wade through five days of posts to check:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1chlgN3Stxk

Has Silver accounted for this hidden unknown in polls-plus?

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 11:53 (seven years ago) link

Nate's model reacted to the overall consensus. As they pointed out, even for the polls that kept Clinton comfortable ahead, the trendlines were awful. I think they've definitely suffered from overfitting and old ideas, with the most extreme example being them relying on endorsements in the primaries, which turned out to have almost no predictive value, but a lot of the critique of the models is overblown. Except for the now-cast, the now-cast sucks. But for instance, the predictwise guy that intheblanks linked to, he wants them to both be more selective in the polls they include, but then critiques them for 'adjusting' the polls. Even says 'Why not just average the polls?' a paragraph after complaining that they average too many polls.

Frederik B, Friday, 7 October 2016 12:00 (seven years ago) link

if you're worried about the Sunday town hall debate just watch what he did in NH yesterday

at the end of the day Trump can't put together remotely coherent answers to questions he knows are coming in advance, and while this format may be a little more friendly to him b/c he doesn't have to engage with Clinton as much, she'll still be around to explain why every answer he gives is idiotic

not to mention all that's happened since Debate One

I wonder if Trump U is gonna get brought up at all in these debates. It's kind of a slam dunk since there's practically nothing Trump can do to make himself look good there, but we all know Trump will spend several minutes defending himself against what is an obvious fraud (compare to Hillary's email answer: "Yep, I did it, I regret it, and I won't do it again" - 10 seconds, done)

frogbs, Friday, 7 October 2016 12:53 (seven years ago) link

Seriously https://twitter.com/justinwolfers/status/784380522214461440

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link

It raises an obvious question: Why has the Freedom Caucus, which built its reputation on promoting conservative principles through internecine conflict, quietly fallen in line behind Trump? According to interviews with a host of Freedom Caucus members — and a National Review analysis of demographic trends and voting patterns in their congressional districts — the explanation owes both to partisan self-interest and political self-preservation.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/438984/donald-trump-house-conservatives-conquest-explained

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 13:21 (seven years ago) link

x-post: Wow... That second debate is going to be something as well.

Frederik B, Friday, 7 October 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

xxp that... is fantastic

cookware regression (Dinsdale), Friday, 7 October 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

that was one of the more composed answers i've seen trump give recently and it was still total rambling bullshit from start to finish

spongeboy bigpants (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 October 2016 13:25 (seven years ago) link

Beggars belief tbh.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Friday, 7 October 2016 13:25 (seven years ago) link

The other thing to remember is the town hall is 90 minutes. The closest he's got to that in real world similar environments is like 30 minutes. He is going to need at least a couple of extra bumps.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

Guessing Apple will make their iPods in the US around the same time Donald's Make America Great caps are made in the US

Robby Mook (stevie), Friday, 7 October 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

is Hillary allowed to respond to his answers? I can't remember how these town hall debates go.

frogbs, Friday, 7 October 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

i feel like i should be entirely inoculated against trump word salad by now but i still find myself trying to follow the logic of his responses and quickly getting a headache and a deep, unsettling sense of existential terror

spongeboy bigpants (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 October 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link

well I *think* he's trying to say our college grads should work in US sweatshops but your guess is as good as mine

frogbs, Friday, 7 October 2016 13:29 (seven years ago) link

this election is so making me think of one of my favourite episodes of Cheers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUtyuOToM8o

Robby Mook (stevie), Friday, 7 October 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link

xp and i guess that apple will write off the billions they've spent in developing manufacturing facilities overseas and then spend those billions again to set up in the us? sure, why not

spongeboy bigpants (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 October 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link

that article about how difficult it is to transcribe Trump's speeches when he goes off-prompter is pretty good. you can kinda follow his train of thought when you're hearing him but on paper it's such a jumble

frogbs, Friday, 7 October 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link

I've interviewed people like this and its very hard to translate their jumbled runaway-trains of thoughts to the page. But most of the people I interview are drug damaged rock musicians.

Robby Mook (stevie), Friday, 7 October 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

tbf the jury is still very much out on trump's drug damage

spongeboy bigpants (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 October 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

Sam has basically said, in very nice veiled words, that maybe Nate should look at his model.

So we should get off the Silver standard, and instead we should Feel the Wang?

I'm viewing 538 as more of a postmodern meta-type project. It's less about trying to be predictive or ueful and more about outwardly dramatizing how complex the world is and how difficult it is to ever say anything, ever, is at all certain.

It is an elaborate commentary on contemporary epistemology, with the ultimate point being that confused despair is actually an accurate and honest response to the state of contemporary politics. I am not sure I disagree.

538 was the only aggregator (major) that ever dipped below 60% for Hillary

Well, RCP doesn't do probabilities, just state-of-the-race. They had Trump leading (barely) in late May and again in late July (the between-convention trough). In the dark "dead heat" days of September, they got very close (<3 points), but Troomp hasn't led since the DNC.

As noted I look at RCP partly _because_ it's right-leaning and I want to avoid false hope.

i wanna fly like a beagle (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 October 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

So we should get off the Silver standard, and instead we should Feel the Wang?

definitely, he's been pretty spot on this whole election, and I believe he was just as good as Nate in 2012

frogbs, Friday, 7 October 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

i am a stan for predictwise, but betting market-based predictions serve a different purpose than polling-based, and the writing on predictwise is underedited verging on unhinged. i've met the guy a couple of times and he is indeed nuts.

imo nate silver's horse race political/non-stats punditry is pretty good, his explanations of difficult statistical ideas are outstanding (e.g. this is amazingly clear http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/election-update-maybe-its-time-for-ohio-and-pennsylvania-to-part-ways/) and the polls-plus models seems fine (if it little overcorrelated with itself at the state level).

but the other two models shouldn't be on the website, and everyone else who writes for that website is bad and hated, especially that harry enten guy.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

here's one thing the aggregators don't really take into account:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2016/10/07/trumps_ground_game_footprint_remains_small_131994.html

As such, the campaign has begun to open offices in some key battleground states, while adding state and regional directors to the payroll. Advisers have also promoted efforts to register voters at Trump’s high-octane rallies across the country, in addition to cross-referencing rally attendees with state voter rolls in search of potential new voters to target and register.

But these tactics are only a fraction of the modern presidential campaign toolbox and pale in comparison to what Clinton’s campaign has built, with dozens of offices in crucial battlegrounds and a sophisticated analytics operation comprising 60 staff members.

“Somehow trying to act like this is groundbreaking stuff? It’s crazy,” said another Republican strategist with extensive national campaign experience. Trump’s operation is “literally so far behind, it’s not funny. They’ve taken us back 40 years.”

frogbs, Friday, 7 October 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

i really think Trump is gonna lose by a lot more in the real election, and that if the aggregators miss, it will be in that direction (I didn't always feel this way tho)

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

here's one thing the aggregators don't really take into account

this is the nominal attraction of betting markets. they supposedly price that kind of information in.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

that trump town hall answer about how he's going to change the post-college job market is like his entire campaign boiled down to a rancid lozenge
try to imagine showing that to anyone in 2014 and saying that's the Republican nominee; you'd be laughed out of the room

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

It's true, imagine finding ourselves here without being able to see the build up.

Evan, Friday, 7 October 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

I think I saw Rancid Lozenge open for the Residents

i wanna fly like a beagle (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

more hillary signs in my neighborhood this week and a hillary supporter came to my door to interview me + get me to sign a pledge card to vote for her. i wanted to tell him he was wasting his time since i'm already a sure thing.

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

also like 1-2 anti-mcginty mailers coming each week now

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

I saw a Trump bumper sticker in my own neighborhood -- which is otherwise inundated with Clinton signs -- for the first time yesterday. It was on a car illegally parked on a residential street while the driver was looking through his phone. So, you know.

On my way into work this morning I passed the Cleveland State U. dorms and there were about four windows in a row covered in Trump signs.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

I ran another red with my Clinton sticker yesterday. I never drive like this. I feel like I'm cursed!

how's life, Friday, 7 October 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

http://fb.me/1rYPJ0RTV (Yoko Ono says she had an affair with Hillary in the 70s)

This is a hoax site right? Seen the first serious Dutch papers copyright this already

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

OK didnt even have to ask that q lol

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

most signs are for clinton in my neighborhood but the people w/ trump signs have like 4 of them in their front yards

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

this hurts my feelings a little

same

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

my town is awash in Clinton yard signs, with more and more popping up each day.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

I haven't received any mailings yet, here in Pgh, Mordy - in the primary, we must had gotten McGinty mailings every other day, it seemed.

aloof club (doo dah), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

trump: central park five still guilty

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

TOPICAL

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 7 October 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

Just a cool guy with cool opinions

Treeship, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

I hope they sue the shit out of him.

Robby Mook (stevie), Friday, 7 October 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

does Trump maybe have a terminal illness that is going to cause him to expire in two weeks or so and this is his long-developing "fuck you" to the Nation?

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

^^^ was wondering exactly this

Robby Mook (stevie), Friday, 7 October 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

and though it seems heaven sent
we ain't ready to have a dead President

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

I hope they sue the shit out of him.

I don't. I hope, if asked about him, they each drop a Mariah Carey-level "I don't know him" and get on with rebuilding their lives that were nearly permanently destroyed.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 7 October 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

more hillary signs in my neighborhood this week and a hillary supporter came to my door to interview me + get me to sign a pledge card to vote for her. i wanted to tell him he was wasting his time since i'm already a sure thing.

― Mordy, Friday, October 7, 2016 3:14 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ooooh a creepy loyalty pledge? weird.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 October 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

yeah, lord knows they have bigger things to worry about.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

I don't get having multiple signs for someone in your yard. is that like saying "my neighbor supports Hillary, but I mega-mega support her"?

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

ooooh a creepy loyalty pledge? weird.

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, October 7, 2016 12:37 PM (forty-three seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is like SOP for any political campaign to get out the vote ime

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

I don't understand signs, bumper stickers, or enthusiasm.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

the only 'stickers' I have are Orlando City Soccer magnets and an In Utero sticker that since fell apart

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

I know Im not throwing shade at hillary it just sounds weird to me.

also jfc I'm pretty sure some people are gonna get killed at the end of this election season.. there will be riots.

In a meeting with a border patrol union leader on Friday, Donald Trump claimed that the federal government is allowing undocumented immigrants to enter the country in order to vote in the upcoming presidential election.

“I’m sure you’re not going to write it,” Trump told reporters covering the meeting, according to a transcript posted by NBC’s Ali Vitali. “To me that’s— they’re letting people pour into the country so they can go vote.”

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 October 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

if Dems were capable and willing to fix an election, why the hell would they need Mexicans to do it

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

"we need to boost vote count, let's bring in some illegal immigrants and threaten to kill their family if they won't vote Hillary"

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

how can an illegal immigrant vote? has trump never voted and therefore doesn't know that they need to locate your name on the voter rolls before you're allowed to cast a ballot???

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

trump: central park five still guilty

yea I think it's about time we went to a "guilty even if proven innocent" system

frogbs, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

xxpost it's always funny that GOPers (far from just Trump) simultaneously accuse the Dems of being incompetent and Machiavellian at the same time

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

Usual trick for WSJ - google the url - worked for me.

i wanna fly like a beagle (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 October 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

wonder how many people are going to learn about the Central Park Five and Trump's full page ad now

frogbs, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

my God if this gets brought up at the town hall it'll be so glorious

frogbs, Friday, 7 October 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

"Hillary: I'm glad you brought that up. I invited all five of them here as guests tonight. Donald, they have a question for you."

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

^^^I wouldn't be surprised if something very close to that happened

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

altho if I were Hillary I'd be looking to shore up support from millenials (similar to how bringing in Machado played into her appeals to women and latinos). Is there some millenial cause celebre that Trump has totally fucked over?

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

Marriage and money.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

Mumia, Jr

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

The audience is invited by the network, right?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

The audience is invited by the network/debate commission right?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

hope it's not all Trump extended family wearing disguises

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

altho if I were Hillary I'd be looking to shore up support from millenials (similar to how bringing in Machado played into her appeals to women and latinos). Is there some millenial cause celebre that Trump has totally fucked over?

― Οὖτις, Friday, October 7, 2016 1:08 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, the future

Evan, Friday, 7 October 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

Woke baes

i wanna fly like a beagle (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 October 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

not but the wokest of baes

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 October 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

Haram baes

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 7 October 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

applause

i wanna fly like a beagle (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 October 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

he's moved on to a different tactic:

Direct eyewall hit for Freeport in next hour. Will ground observations match the Hurricane Center's claimed 140 mph sustained winds?

http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/station_page.php?station=spgf1 Buoy off Freeport, in direct line of eyewall. Let's watch the data come in...

cool, so if the buoy that he has identified as being nearby (??) doesn't get "the Hurricane Center's claimed 140 mph sustained winds?" (source???) then liberals are lying to people in order to get them to worry about climate change.

― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 6, 2016 5:24 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this bouy was subsequently knocked out of service. no data. IF YOU BELIEVE THEM.

goole, Friday, 7 October 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

please hand trump the hurricane trutherism ball and let him run wild

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

looks like drudge deleted the two tweets referencing the Freeport buoy. and left up the one saying the deplorables are wondering if the govt is lying about the hurricane to make a point about climate change.

what an unbelievable asshole

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 October 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

oh he's believable all right

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

surprised there hasn't been much more coordinated "bait trump with wackadoo theories from the audience" activity all year, given his near-total inability to just shut down a BS question about a subject on which he's at best utterly ignorant. Like, "My question for you, Mr. Trump, is what do you think about all the reports suggesting that many of the hurricanes we've had have actually been created by the federal government's National Weather Service to support the story about global warming, and what as president would you do to fix this?" "Well that's a great question because we've been looking into that a lot and you wouldn't believe what we're finding..."

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 October 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

if I were Hillary I'd be looking to shore up support from millenials

@JohnJHarwood
new Quinnipiac national poll, by age; 18-34, Clinton +21; 35-49, Clinton ,+8; 50-64, Trump +5; 65 or older, even

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 7 October 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

i talked about the election during the entirety of my therapy session today

maura, Friday, 7 October 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

"
how can an illegal immigrant vote? has trump never voted and therefore doesn't know that they need to locate your name on the voter rolls before you're allowed to cast a ballot???

― Mordy, Friday, October 7, 2016 5:48 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

Now that you mention it, I wonder has he ever voted? I could totally imagine him never having bothered.

.robin., Friday, 7 October 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

iirc his children failed to vote in the NY primary because they weren't registered

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

crooked hillary at it again!

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

Jagged Little Hill

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

Please oh please let this come up on Sunday: https://apnews.com/161afebf5804419b93f7c6306d438cc1/APNewsBreak:-UN-criticism-of-Trump-prompts-Russian-response

Russia's government lodged a formal complaint last month with the United Nations over a top U.N. official's condemnations of Donald Trump and some European politicians, diplomats told The Associated Press, an intervention that underscores the unusual links between the Republican presidential nominee and the Kremlin.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 7 October 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

trump supporters welcome this oncoming conflict with the one world government and ensuing rapture

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

As for the candidate’s state of mind once the cameras were off, however, no one around him was quite sure what to say.

“You have to ask him that,” Giuliani said. “I’m not going to be a psychologist. I took one course, Psychology 101, and I got an ‘A.’ But I’m not going to go there.”

lol classic Trump move "I am great at this thing I say I'm great at but fuck you I'm not going to prove it or anything"

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

I guess he is learning at the feet of the master

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

iirc his children failed to vote in the NY primary because they weren't registered

I thought the issue was they were registered as Democrats?

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

same thing

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/784439194982682624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

hahahahahahaha

frogbs, Friday, 7 October 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

gotta make sure they clear a profit at the end of this whole thing!

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 October 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

The "Goodfellas" video added something special.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 October 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

It goes without saying, but "you can't make this stuff up"

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 October 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

same thing

not really, since registering as Democrats means they could have voted previously in Democratic primaries and general elections and the implication that was being put forward was that no one in the Trump family votes

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

I can imagine Trump himself never bothering to vote, given his name was never on the ballot until now

frogbs, Friday, 7 October 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

I said they couldnt vote in the primary.

Xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

I just said "up yours, baby"

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

Not registering correctly just broadly indicative of family's general lack of engagement w political process, which is all i was getting at.

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

Alfred, any comments on this:

Latino Decisions ‏@LatinoDecisions 3h3 hours ago
Stunning partisan reversal among Cuban Americans in Hialeah, FL:
Voter reg thru 2012: +13 Rep
Voter reg in 2016: +12 Dem
via @electionsmith

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuLYq92VUAABMx0.jpg

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 7 October 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link

I saw a video earlier this year from the early 00s of some TV crew following Trump around Manhattan as he tries to find his polling place, getting lost, then frustrated when he keeps showing up at the wrong spots lol

flappy bird, Friday, 7 October 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

Do you know where to find that? I want to see.

jmm, Friday, 7 October 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

Alfred, any comments on this:

Latino Decisions ‏@LatinoDecisions 3h3 hours ago
Stunning partisan reversal among Cuban Americans in Hialeah, FL:
Voter reg thru 2012: +13 Rep
Voter reg in 2016: +12 Dem
via @electionsmith

Hialeah consists of Cubans in my grandmother's generation who are in their decrepitude or, like Abuela, nostalgic about la patria. However, the men and women twenty to thirty years her juniors, like the woman who takes care of her, have been traveling back and forth from Cuba to the United States in the last six years and are horrified by Trump.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

Here's the story.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

has anyone on the right (NRO?) openly accused Obama of lifting the embargo in order to drive Cuban/FLA vote to Dems

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

thanx gonna tell Lowry brb

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

uh oh: U.S. officially accuses Russia of conducting hacking campaign to influence 2016 elections

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

is this why russia allegedly warned people that the US was going to launch a nuclear attack against them? I only saw that on FB so I take it with a grain of salt (or SALT II).

akm, Friday, 7 October 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

The Obama administration on Friday officially accused Russia of carrying out a wide-ranging campaign to interfere with the 2016 elections, including by hacking the computers of the Democratic National Committee and other political officials.

The denunciation, made by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence and the Department of Homeland Security, came as pressure was growing from within the administration and some lawmakers to hold Moscow accountable for a set of actions apparently aimed at sowing discord around the election.

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/06/politics/reality-check-donald-trump-central-park-5/

Trump is human garbage.

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

truly and completely. this really is a new low.

goole, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

At this point, I'm just contenting myself with the likelihood that, unless he dies really soon after the election, the rest of Trump's life is going to be pretty negatively affected by shit he stirred up while running for POTUS. Maybe he'll even go to jail!

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

yeah I'm assuming he spends from Nov. 9th to the day he dies in court. he'll never go to jail though (unfortunately)

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

some of law enforcement were acting the same way after they were released. "well ok their DNA wasn't found but they were acting in cahoots with the guy whose DNA it was".

Trump will be the first President who acts on tips from Weekly World News

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

more garbage every day:

Donald Trump bragged in vulgar terms about kissing, groping and trying to have sex with women during a 2005 conversation caught on a hot microphone — saying that “when you’re a star, they let you do it” — according to a video obtained by The Washington Post.

The video captures Trump talking with Billy Bush of “Access Hollywood” on a bus with Access Hollywood written across the side. They were arriving on the set of “Days of Our Lives” to tape a segment about Trump’s upcoming cameo on the soap opera.

The tape obtained by the Post includes audio of Bush and Trump’s conversation inside the bus, as well as audio and video once they emerge from it to begin shooting the segment.

In that audio, Trump discusses a failed attempt to seduce a woman, whose full name is not given in the video.

“I moved on her and I failed. I’ll admit it,” Trump is heard saying. It was unclear when the events he was describing took place. The tape was recorded several months after he married his third wife, Melania.

“Whoa,” another voice said.

“I did try and f--- her. She was married,” Trump says.

Trump continues: “And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.’”

“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married,” Trump says. “Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.”

At that point in the audio, Trump and Bush appear to notice Arianne Zucker, the actress who is waiting to escort them into the soap opera set.

“Your girl’s hot as s---, in the purple,” says Bush, who’s now a co-host of NBC’s “Today” show.

“Whoa!” Trump says. “Whoa!”

“I’ve gotta use some tic tacs, just in case I start kissing her,” Trump says.“You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful -- I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”

“And when you’re a star they let you do it,” Trump says. “You can do anything.”

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

According to Yusef Salaam, Trump "was the fire starter", as "common citizens were being manipulated and swayed into believing that we were guilty." Salaam and his family received death threats after papers ran Trump's full-page ad

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

abundantly clear by this point that main oppo research teams were saving their shit for October

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

That's it. He's done.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

31 days enough to get it all out?

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

I'm going to proactively ask that "Grab them by the p---y" NOT be the next thread total, kthxbye

i wanna fly like a beagle (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

If he even tries to bring up Bill's indiscretions all Hillary has to do is say "my husband isn't running for President, I am" and then some blatant pot/kettle/black schtick

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

He's so obviously a virgin

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

She could also say "my husband was a Rhodes Scholar and you had to legacy your way into Penn" but that might lose everyone but the Ivy vote

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

lol caek

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

quotes are reminiscent of Carrell's in 40 YO Virgin when he's trying to convince the other guys he's been laid tons of times

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

this is the first thing on trump that maybe feels like a straw breaking the camel's back

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

not at all

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

this just seems like more manure on the pile to me

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pile_of_shit.gif

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

Trump brought up Big Dog because Trump knows that the vast majority of men who have ever been on a golf course have had some form of locker room talk.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

can't wait for the bloodless lace curtain NYT style tiptoeing around this one

goole, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

shouldn't it be called golf course talk then

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

kinda wonder how much cable and broadcast are going to replay here too

goole, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

you know the typical golf course rapey conversations every man has

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

"majority of men who have ever been on a golf course" trump has this demo in the bag already!

goole, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

One reason I never took to golf was because I found it boring. Apparently a bunch of dudes find it so boring that they feel they have to spice it up by talking shit about women.

IMO play a sport where you don't have time to even think about that shit; you think dudes are coming down the home stretch in the 400m comparing vagina conquest stories?

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

Right. Sll the rapey people already know who Trump is and 40% still don't care.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

no this is the one that does it. anything after this is just running up the score (which i hope they do, to stop people like this trying this again). it's such a simple, visceral story. all the tax/fraud stuff is complicated. this is the one where he actually loses people currently planning to vote for him, rather than turns off undecided people.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

IMO play a sport where you don't have time to even think about that shit; you think dudes are coming down the home stretch in the 400m comparing vagina conquest stories?

omg

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

also fuck any newspaper that doesn't print the words here. the whole point is the words.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

when i've golfed i'm usually too busy admiring my magnificent 275 yd drives to even think about sexual assault

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

The undecideds already don't like either candidate. Their just trying to figure out if they'll vote at all.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

People forgave Bill Clinton in record time. They'll forgive Trump.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

I'm still trying to imagine any conversation I'm a part of that includes the phrase "grab them by the pussy" in a context outside of "can you believe this stupid motherfucker just said 'grab them by the pussy'?"

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

you think dudes are coming down the home stretch in the 400m comparing vagina conquest stories?

idk man

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/f1bffe53399ba75465d4be7c1a958918041cc275/c=153-0-2715-1926&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2016/08/17/Phoenix/Phoenix/636070723829576042-de-grasse.jpg

goole, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

that was NOT the 400 tho

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

lol I was looking for that image too goole

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

goole wins the Internet today

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

I'm still trying to imagine any conversation I'm a part of that includes the phrase "grab them by the pussy"

well there was that one Mad Men episode

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

and the national conversation

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

there was a lot of tawdry imagery w/the clinton shit but for most people i don't think it resonated as a wider indictment of his views on women (which it probably was in a lot of ways tbh) and also it was a lot of testifying and secondhand conversations being reported and courtroom shit, i think this is different though it being on tape. clinton's public persona throughout his entire slimy period was still fairly "dignified", as much as that persona was probably false. he remained "presidential". trump sounds like a high schooler amazed at what being on the football team does for his game.

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuMO6uGXgAAxifO.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

billy bush already took his twitter account offline?
what a shitbag

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

he'll think twice before he tries to grab a pussy again

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

STATEMENT FROM DONALD J. TRUMP

***

I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

how long before Trumplings start wearing "GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY" hats

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link

also fuck any newspaper that doesn't print the words here. the whole point is the words.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, October 7, 2016 1:37 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reminds me of when WaPo printed the F-word when Cheney told someone on the floor of congress to "Go fuck yourself"

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

Kool Thing cover by Donald Trump

When you're a star, you can just grab em by the pussy
Now you know you're sure lookin' pretty
Rock the beat just a little faster
Now I know you are the master
I don't wanna, I don't think so
big phony tits

akm, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link

Trump continues: “And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.’”

This sort of works in a Derek & Clive voice.

JoeStork, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

ah so this is the news that finally knocks Hurricane Matthew off the cable airwaves!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuMQ-InUAAABeE6.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

I worry about what Trump considers "nice furniture"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

is that a euphemism

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

you might say I'm rapey
but I'm not the only one
Bill said worse shit on the golf course
we was only havin fun

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

In an exclusive interview with The Brody File, GOP vice presidential nominee Mike Pence says he believes Donald Trump's rise is all part of God's larger plan of divine providence for America.

"I believe in providence for the course of this nation but I think what animates Donald Trump is faith in God and faith in the American people," Pence tells The Brody File.

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

Is that the first time in this whole mess that Trump has actually even half apologized?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

You know how you (and Trump) know Trump's goose is cooked? That statement he issued actually ACTUALLY included the words 'I apologize'.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.’”

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_in_content_image/joepesci5_nus8ag.jpg

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

omg caek

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

"And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I signed her hot dog bun."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

abundantly clear by this point that main oppo research teams were saving their shit for October

― Οὖτις, Friday, October 7, 2016 4:20 PM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh totally, we'll be seeing new stories/developments every couple of days through the end of month

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

lol @ that ted cruz photo from caek

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

STATEMENT FROM DONALD J. TRUMP

***

I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, October 7, 2016 4:48 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

and yes btw this is the first time trump has said "i apologize" but obv it has to be accompanied by "if anyone was offended"

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

that was an awfully fast statement too. I think it was there by the time I finished reading the actual breaking story.

akm, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

I saw the statement before I knew the story!

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

idk caek, i think this is just running up the score. not really up there with the most insane things he's done/said this past year and a half. i think he got his greatest hits out early - when he said "john mccain isn't a war hero because he was captured," and his numbers went up, i knew he would be the nominee. when was that, july 2015? runner up is obviously imitating the reporter with cerebral palsy

flappy bird, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

in tangentially-related news:

http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/federal-judge-orders-hearing-in-donald-trump-rape-lawsuit-case/

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

I have to say, the WaPo are really earning their stripes this election. Mealy-mouthed as their editorial page may be, when the chips are down those guys deliver.

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

Nobody was paying attention then, basically. Or, only GOP primary voters were, a tiny slice of the electorate.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

“I’ve gotta use some tic tacs, just in case I start kissing her"

100% a virgin

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

idk caek, i think this is just running up the score. not really up there with the most insane things he's done/said this past year and a half.

yeah but feel like there's something visceral abt this that's gonna be hard for him to shake

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

harder to shake when you have a handful of no I cannot in good conscience finish this joke, sorry everyone

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

xp yep. this is a simple, visceral story. even fox news will go with this one. it's box office, as bertie wooster used to say.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

what makes it harder for him to shake is that he's going to get nailed for it in the debate, which will prolong its press coverage through several news cycles (ie, until his next horrible thing gets spotlighted)

that never happened in the primaries. he said shit and it vanished. now it's not vanishing.

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

lmao DJP

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

mmm i don't know about that, i think this recording speaks to everything everyone's been saying about trump over the past several weeks and amplifies it 10x. the mccain comment was awful but also many republicans don't regard him as highly after 2008. the reporter thing was a minor ripple unfortunately.

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

xxxposts

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

lol nomar

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

it is obv just another drop in the trump cesspool but i think a few things matter:

1) that it's on tape, very clear recording,, accompanied by that nice little video of him making the comments and then interacting w/ this woman immediately after the bus, which i think personalizes it in a way that's different than just him on howard stern 15 years ago or something
2) it's october and this is a fresh story that fits an already assembled narrative
3) won't change the trump die-hards but we all knew that nothing would change them, it's all about women + undecideds having more & more reasons not to vote for him

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

how desperate do you think Roger Stone's phone calls to Julian Assange are getting these days

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

wonder if speaker ryan will be campaigning with trump tomorrow

'i strongly condemn grabbing women by the pussy, but those taxes won't lower themselves'

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

Genuinely curious how this will impact Billy Bush. I've hated that smirking fuckbag for years, so if this gets him knocked off the Today Show, great.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

mmm i don't know about that, i think this recording speaks to everything everyone's been saying about trump over the past several weeks and amplifies it 10x.

agree

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

lol mookie

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

loool

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

1) that it's on tape, very clear recording,, accompanied by that nice little video of him making the comments and then interacting w/ this woman immediately after the bus, which i think personalizes it in a way that's different than just him on howard stern 15 years ago or something

Bill Kristol, who has never seen a woman before, said as much when I happened to catch his stench on CNN a little while ago.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

What a dumb time this is to be alive

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/NRO/lists/nr-tweets is good rn

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

now if Dems had 1/10 the gall of the GOP, they would be working day and night to convince the American people that every single Republican politician in America is going around grabbing women by their privates.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

this story should make me glad bc it'll hurt his chances further of being president of the united states but for some reason i just feel such rage at the ppl - some of whom i know personally - that will likely still vote for trump bc clearly they have no moral standards whatsoever and what can u feel about such a person really

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

Was this broken by Fahrenthold? Man, give that guy a bonus. We should send him a fruit basket.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

Charles C. W. Cooke ‏@charlescwcooke 1m1 minute ago

Imagine you’re a doctor, but every night someone comes into your hospital and stabs everyone. That’s how GOP volunteers must feel this year.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

xpost they'll use the "changed man" defense.

Trump found God and he swiffered away the rape and replaced it with a miraculous tax plan and if you don't vote for him you hate God

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

lolol

Dan McLaughlin ‏@baseballcrank 19m19 minutes ago

Clinton's history proves that Democrats would defend Trump if he was their guy.

It doesn't mean we should.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

I love the one-sentence second paragraph.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/784500263604391936 (includes same cruz photo that caek posted)

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

Nick Avery ‏@Nick__InRaleigh 7m7 minutes ago

@baseballcrank @KatiePavlich I'm not ok with an even more liberal scotus because you two are offended by what guys say when women are gone

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

yes, farenthold

akm, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

hey has anybody checked w/ Arpaio for his take think that's all that's missing here

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

what can u feel about such a person really

something between pity and murderous rage?

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

btw i can't be the only person loling that these commentators, all men, think suburban women would be more offended by this tweet than anybody else.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

Just catching up. Is this guaranteed to come up Sunday night, or will Clinton balk at how ugly that could get? I think Trump would literally say anything if cornered on this.

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

she's going to eviscerate him on this, are you kidding

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

or maybe just grab him by the nuts, who knows

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

Victims of sexual assault deserve full protection under the law. And now, they will have it.

*Ryan grabs Trump by scruff of neck, holds him under water*

'don't resist.'

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

you guys. the banner pic on Ryan's page where he's being mobbed by black children.

what the hell

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

something between pity and murderous rage

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

they're just big fans of Eddie Munster

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

she's going to eviscerate him on this, are you kidding

Does she need to, though? The press will take care of that.

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

ppl who claim this is how men talk i've been involved in plenty of raunchy conversations in my lifetime if a man spoke like this in front of me i would never speak to him again

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

I think Trump would literally say anything if cornered on this.

oh totally, his defense on this will 100% be "bill said/did worse shit"

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

there's a readymade response to that (which I posted upthread)

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

she should just work the word "tic tacs" into a completely unrelated sentence and watch as he reacts in typical fashion. minimal effort needed.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

I am mightily resisting the temptation to repost "right wingin' bitter clingin' PROUD clingers" in this new context

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

ppl who claim this is how men talk i've been involved in plenty of raunchy conversations in my lifetime if a man spoke like this in front of me i would never speak to him again

yeah c'mon, these are people to avoid. I dunno any guys that talk like this.

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

he's totally going to play the "ad hominem tu quoque" route, liberals are hypocrites cos we let Clinton 'off the hook' and are offended by this now.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

Does she need to, though? The press will take care of that.

being a successful politician means always pressing your advantage

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

there's a readymade response to that (which I posted upthread)

― Οὖτις, Friday, October 7, 2016 5:31 PM (fifty seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea hillary has been prepping for trump to mention the whole campaign prob, pretty easy to deflect and there aren't many scenarios in which trump doesn't look like an asshole for bringing it up

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

She spent the summer deliberately generating as little news as possible to maximize the impact of all this noise, she's going to go personally and directly after him on this and I applaud it

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

i've only met a couple people that actually talked like this, behind closed doors or not, and both of them were during high school, and both of them threatened physical violence against me at some point

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

(xposts)That's what I'm thinking--during a presidential debate, he'll start quoting verbatim the stuff he claims Bill has said to him on the golf course. Things would get extremely ugly. I'm not sure that Clinton needs to go down that road; Trump is in for a week of pure hell regardless.

Probably a moot point he's so far behind now.

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

Daniel Foster‏ @DanFosterType
I’ll say it again: Every Trump quote sounds better if you imagine it delivered by a petty criminal in a tracksuit with a Balkan accent.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

thing is, we scoff here at that kinda talk on the golf cart, but there are plenty of men (across the entire political sphere) that say things like that in private.

doesn't make it right, but you may be surprised how many people will earnestly defend this shit.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

*course

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

he'll start quoting verbatim the stuff he claims Bill has said to him on the golf course. Things would get extremely ugly.

lol this would be near-suicidal for him. Kinda hope he does do it!

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

That statement manages to cram two red herrings, a tu quoque, and an "I apologize if you were offended" into three lines.

jmm, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

a) it looks desperate, b) it isn't ON TAPE/objectively verifiable, c) it automatically generates sympathy for Hillary, d) it's more horrible shit coming out of Trump's mouth

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

He should quote some of the shit Hannity says to him in private. Because come on, every talks like this, what's the big deal?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

"Hannity told me I have the biggest balls"

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

(xpost) It wouldn't help Trump, no, not at all. But would HRC want that stuff said, if she thinks Trump's liable to say it? It is her husband.

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

xp to Neanderthal and it may not lose him any votes with those fuckheads, but it'll lose him votes with EVERYONE else.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

I don't think Hillary should be losing any sleep over how this affects Bill.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link

lol nytimes story doesn't even mention the "grab them by the ---" line

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link

are you seriously worrying about Hillary's feewings being hurt by some dumb bullshit coming out of a desperate, flailing Trump's mouth

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

pretty sure there's nothing Bill has said about women that Hillary hasn't heard already.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

"Bill said he liked having his balls licked, but that he liked to douse them in olive oil first--"
'Trump'
"No Anderson, this is important...."

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

*Mr Trump

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

lol nytimes story doesn't even mention the "grab them by the ---" line

― marcos, Friday, October 7, 2016 11:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The recording could prove damaging to his efforts to seem presidential

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

they could, they're just not sure yet

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

HRC has to be hoping that trump says something, because i think an easy "get" is "oh now we're supposed to believe your word when you and your running mate tell us we shouldn't believe the words we hear coming out of your own mouth were ever actually said nor would they mean anything if they were"

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

Alex - I kinda feel like Trump's cratering anyway so ain't denying his chances are basically vanishing daily but I dunno if this is gonna be the individual knockout blow that we think it should be (even though any candidate in previous years coulda been deflated by it, look at Herman Cain - granted those were lawsuits but...).

but Trump has proven that he isn't Teflon at this point. it's just that we greatly underestimated how polarized the populace is that some people will mark D or R no matter wtf their candidate does.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

the times does include "bitch" and "tits", so maybe they thing their readers are better than they used to be about keeping down their breakfast?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

I wouldn't be surprised if Hillary lulls him into thinking she's not going to needle him this go around, and just subtly find ways to force him to talk about the things on his own, because then not only does he look bad, he then can't even claim she brought it up.

and best believe this item, even with less than 48 hours prep time, is gonna get added into the fray. but it'll be an ace in the hole cos, well, she kinda has a lot more ammo than at the first debate, kinda amazing considering IT JUST HAPPENED

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

lol Fox has also excised the "grab them by the pussy" line

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

You're probably right, she'll bring it up because she can, and because there's no defense, all Trump can do is dig himself a deeper hole. Personally, I wouldn't; the tape's out there, nothing more needs to be done. Anyway, she won't have to bring it up; it'll be brought up by a questioner, and if not--if it's allowed, I'm not sure--by a moderator.

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

the thing that bugs me about the "tu quoque" defenses is that, I get that dummies are quick to use it, but I sorta want to ask them "ok, even if you're right, you've proven that other people say this thing too and might be hypocrites, but do you *personally* think it's ok or *not bad* to say something like this, and would you be ok with someone who talked like that driving your daughter to school, teaching her class, supervising her prom?". like what is your 'actual opinion' on what he said?

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

that's what makes it a fallacy

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

I'm curious whether the Hillary team is hearing this for the first time too, or if it came from their camp. It must be fun getting to strategize on things like this.

jmm, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

i keep thinking about this line from http://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-dangerous-acceptance-of-donald-trump

“If Trump came to power, there is a decent chance that the American experiment would be over. This is not a hyperbolic prediction; it is not a hysterical prediction; it is simply a candid reading of what history tells us happens in countries with leaders like Trump. Countries don’t really recover from being taken over by unstable authoritarian nationalists of any political bent, left or right—not by Peróns or Castros or Putins or Francos or Lenins or fill in the blanks. The nation may survive, but the wound to hope and order will never fully heal. Ask Argentinians or Chileans or Venezuelans or Russians or Italians—or Germans. The national psyche never gets over learning that its institutions are that fragile and their ability to resist a dictator that weak.”

and that's why i want the press to just keep hitting and hitting and hitting right up and through the election. it's good for the national psyche. i don't think it undoes what he's done, especially since the "he's verifiably a racist" stuff has been seen by everyone to make depressingly little difference. but humiliating him in a two horse race then dismantling him psychologically and financially is a start.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

Trump's basically just pouring gasoline on himself at this point, and Hillary doesn't just have a box of matches, she has a flamethrower

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

or if it came from their camp

this was totally leaked to WaPo by some PA from the network or similar

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

the cameraman, the sound engineer, the dolly operator, etc. those guys keep this stuff.

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link

boom operator (doubt there was a dolly shot involved lol)

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link

didn't the NYT tax return story come out last friday afternoon? is there a plan to do this on fridays?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link

are you seriously worrying about Hillary's feewings being hurt by some dumb bullshit coming out of a desperate, flailing Trump's mouth

No. On one hand, I'm simply treating her like a normal person who might conceivably not want this guy who's pure unchecked id attributing equally gruesome quotes to her husband, regardless of political calculation, the truth of them, whether they can be substantiated or not, etc., and on the other, saying that he'll be getting from every direction anyway. I mean, there are political scandals all the time that have such a finality about them that you just get out of the way.

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

oh lmao trump and ryan have an event together tomorrow!!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

Trump might wanna tell his campaign what other shit he remembers saying to people in the last decade that might hurt him.

Well the cliff's notes at least

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

should we just have a new thread every friday?

this one already hit 5000 posts

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

oh lmao trump and ryan have an event together tomorrow!!

yessss

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

seriously can we get a new thread going

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

haha this is awesome

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

seriously can we get a new thread going

― Οὖτις, Saturday, October 8, 2016 5:57 AM (three seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I tried to view all comments and it crashed my phone :(

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

Eight different lines you could use from today's video clip for a title...

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

please don't, as mentioned

sleeve, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:01 (seven years ago) link

to NRO + commentary types credit they are all uniformly disgusted by this

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

elite = someone who believes bragging about groping a married* woman's vagina is a bad thing

* nb assault obv is assault + disgusting no matter what the marital status but i still think the violation of marriage is a significant enough transgression that it's worth including

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

Trump's basically just pouring gasoline on himself at this point, and Hillary doesn't just have a box of matches, she has a flamethrower

xp

― Οὖτις

just want to point out that a box of matches would probably be easier to use in this situation than a flamethrower

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link

that man are, without shame, claiming to talk like this in private makes a very strong case that rape culture is very real - i'm saying this as someone who had felt we culturally condemned rape significantly but obviously it was bc i was naive bc talking like this would be unfathomable among the ppl i know. i apologize for being dense about this.

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

that mea culpa belongs on a different thread, methinks

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

(tbh the last couple years have opened my eyes on this topic - esp wrt the justice system - but this is just next level to be bragging about this shit and think it's ok on any level it's horrifying it's like finding out you're living in a horror movie)

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

Trump/Kremlin/Assange strike back? https://www.rt.com/usa/361990-clinton-podesta-emails-wikileaks/

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

LOCK PLS

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link


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