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― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

can't... breathe...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

more in a few...

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Ow, I'm laughing so hard my rib is hurting! You are a bad mang Chris!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

heres one of me. http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/me.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/Ravers.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Deeply wrong, therefore incredibly right! However, I find it Wrong and Bad that you let the evil chuckleheads Dan and Nicole see it before me by posting it publicly first rather than privately to me first. Therefore I mock you and your lack of protocol. ;-)

I of course loved that stupid series. And surely we can all sing the theme song.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

CLASSIC.

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned's flying away on a wing and a prayer, like a duck in a noose!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

dan which of the two is you? the pic w/you and your brother?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I thought I could never feel so free!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah yes, I think Dan should be put onto Darius Rucker's body. He is his hero, after all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Why bother, same difference!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

NICOLE IS A VERY BAD WOMANG!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I'm on the right.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Nicole's wisdom in never allowing a picture of hers to surface is now perfectly clear. Watch Dan flail! ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

The dolphins make you cry, don't they?

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Chris I hope there will be a picture of strange-eyed Nick on some amusing body to greet UK posters tomorrow morning!

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

You don't need photoshop to do that Tom.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:14 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/hootie.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Chris, you didn't do anything to that picture!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

hmm what to put nicks pic on???? any suggestions?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/monty.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

N. looks a little like Axl in that photo. To me at least. Why not a G 'n R photo?

― Arthur (Arthur), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKE HIM DOWN TO PARADISE CITY!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoa! Amphetamine rush going down in Michigan, I see. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 October 2002 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

that is closer to the truth than you realize, Ned.

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Thursday, 24 October 2002 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)

D'oh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 October 2002 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Guns N Nick
http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/guns

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Earth, Wind and Perry
http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/danandearthwind.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:05 (twenty-three years ago)

wow that head totally makes a convincing izzy

― maura (maura), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Parliament and Chakidelic
http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/chaki.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:07 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/pirates.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:15 (twenty-three years ago)

You should do a Momumel! The world cries out for one now!

I am high on LIFE, a pox on all those who think I was huffing smurf vapors or somesuch.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, what about me?

crickets chirp

― Manny Parsons (Rahul Kamath), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Momumel as in Gargamel? I'll do it tomorrow, im a wee bit tired now! Manny give me a pic and I'll set you up.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:33 (twenty-three years ago)

ahah right on.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 25 October 2002 01:16 (twenty-three years ago)

im so shiny

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 25 October 2002 01:18 (twenty-three years ago)

You sparkle, dear Chaki! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 October 2002 01:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Amazing work mr.v!!!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 25 October 2002 07:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://whirlybird.org.uk/roller-disco.jpg

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 25 October 2002 10:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Jegsy Nips that's classic (I thought initially the PF was beheading Momus with a behind-the-head sword action).

PS is your phone working?

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 25 October 2002 10:14 (twenty-three years ago)

why's Howard Stern dressed as a superhero?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 25 October 2002 10:25 (twenty-three years ago)

(Tim - yahooemailed you about this, but the essentials are: I'll be round tomorrow noonish)

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Ugh, I lost sleep because of this last night. Stayed up thinking of people to photoshop and what to do with them. Yep, I'm nuts.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:01 (twenty-three years ago)

right. where is that thread with the NYC FAP piccies?

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:36 (twenty-three years ago)

can't find it....

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:46 (twenty-three years ago)

[IMAGE REMOVED]

I just had to post this one.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

thanks Chris, that's really great at work.

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Me thinks Somethingawful.com has a setting where any link offsite that directly links to a pic there will be redirected to the massive cockhead... so don't get too mad at Chris V.

From NOW ON!!! If you must display a somethingawful.com pic, download it, and host it yourself.

― maybe, Friday, 25 October 2002 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

is that what happened??? ugh, i didn't think that would happen.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 16:06 (twenty-three years ago)

yep, it did. i clicked on it and i got cock.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry, but I'm in hysterics now. "I just had to post this one." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 October 2002 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

At least it didn't say "Another one of Dan!"

― maybe, Friday, 25 October 2002 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

(The funny thing was I was expecting someone to take that picture and Photoshop someone's face into it.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 October 2002 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

i was going to turn the boston meet up heads into littler sperms, but then i thought better of it.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 October 2002 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Alan -- I put all the NYC FAP pictures here.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 25 October 2002 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

http://members.aol.com/nessdearvell/mobug.jpg

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 October 2002 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Alan -- I put all the NYC FAP pictures here.

Nabisco! Why did you post a link to a page with nothing but MASSIVE COCKHEADS?????

― maybe, Friday, 25 October 2002 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

(it's a joke, see.. and this is where everyone gives me a bruising noogie)

― maybe, Friday, 25 October 2002 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah no shit dan, it sounds really nice....
"I just had to post this one....a big throbbing dick." ugh.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 17:37 (twenty-three years ago)

as promised..

http://www.imagemagician.com/images/cowfish/ronancy.jpg

― Ronancy Reagan (mitchlnw), Friday, 25 October 2002 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Do david h

― somone else (david h), Friday, 25 October 2002 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

That picture turned out looking kind of like little orphan Annie.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 25 October 2002 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

My bad photography is sparing the NYC contingent from mockery!

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 25 October 2002 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

http://home.earthlink.net/~rjameshudson/anthonyandmomus.jpg

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Friday, 25 October 2002 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

oh wait ...

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Friday, 25 October 2002 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Jizz do you like Archy and Mehitabel?

http://www.donmarquis.com/archy/firstarchy.gif

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 25 October 2002 23:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Man, that link is great! Are we talking rivalry to Krazy Kat here or what?

If someone could just photoshop Jess and Momus's heads on to a WWF Smackdown clip so that way we could move on...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 26 October 2002 01:04 (twenty-three years ago)

*reads more closely* Ah, got it, that IS Herriman illustrating that initial picture. Makes more sense now!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 26 October 2002 01:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Don Marquis is grebt! His device of writing as a cockroach actually makes him a precursor of the OuLiPo people (see two OuLiPo threads going elsewhere on ILX right now).

Not only could the cockroach only write in lower case because of the impossibility of operating the shift and letter keys at the same time, which made his verse look like that of the Greenwich Village 'free versers' of the time, he also couldn't do any apostrophes, so he had to circumlocute, as in 'the author s desk':

i climbed upon my boss his desk
to type a flaming ballad
and there i found a heap grotesque
of socks and songs and salad

― Momus (Momus), Saturday, 26 October 2002 02:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I've never done this before.

People kicked out of bands because they "didn't fit the look," part one.

http://dead-friendly.freeservers.com/matoswerk.jpg

People kicked out of bands because they "didn't fit the look," part two."

http://dead-friendly.freeservers.com/daddiskit.jpg

I'd also like to say YAY GRAHAM for having this thing proofread my links.

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 26 October 2002 07:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, right, you have to see their ads for it to work:

Part one.

Part two.

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 26 October 2002 07:46 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.imagemagician.com/images/synkro/cover.jpg

― ch. (synkro), Saturday, 26 October 2002 08:47 (twenty-three years ago)

George Herriman illustrated a whole edition of archy and mehitabel, Ned.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 26 October 2002 10:29 (twenty-three years ago)

That's so strange, seeing Gareth and Alan in a room full of NYC-ers (like your headband Geeta).

― Anna (Anna), Saturday, 26 October 2002 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I recognize Brian McDonald, but who are the other guys I'm with?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 26 October 2002 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

George Herriman illustrated a whole edition of archy and mehitabel, Ned.

MUST HAVE.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 26 October 2002 13:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and that one with Mike is so fucking hilarious. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 26 October 2002 13:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know that it is terribly easy to obtain, Ned!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 26 October 2002 13:38 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't think enough people have commented on the genius that was mitch's submission.

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 26 October 2002 17:12 (twenty-three years ago)

stop pushing people around mark p!

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 26 October 2002 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe the proper Vice terminology for a girl like me is "kike whore," ch.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 26 October 2002 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

stop pushing people around mark p!

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 26 October 2002 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a new man, yo, peace out.

Love,
Ma$e

― Ma$e (nabisco), Saturday, 26 October 2002 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/newdaddiskit.jpg

Chimp Trizkit (l-r): M.S. Skidder, DBallin', Kid Graham, DaddyNo, DJ Markcey

(Haha, long ILE break that was!)

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 26 October 2002 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Nabiscomania runnin wild!!!

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/nab.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 October 2002 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/rubyshot.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 October 2002 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

ahaha

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 26 October 2002 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, these last three submissions have got me totally laughing after a semi-bleah morning. Rah! (And trust me, I really do like the fact this whole thread starts with me. ;-) )

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 26 October 2002 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I see some similarities between Mike and The Mouth of the South?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 October 2002 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm very proud of my Momus Lee Oswald.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 October 2002 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm very proud of where Anthony Jack Ruby is placing his hand on Momus Lee Oswald.

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 26 October 2002 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

can I have the back of my head put on the jack ruby?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 26 October 2002 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)

that is evil and erotic

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 26 October 2002 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT ONE WITH MOMUS IS SO FANTASTIC!!!! They both totally look like they were meant to be in that picture! Holy shit, I never laughed so hard in my life.

― Ally, Saturday, 26 October 2002 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.imagemagician.com/images/r_gillanders/DirtyChapman.bmp

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 27 October 2002 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.imagemagician.com/images/r_gillanders/dirtychapman.bmp
: (

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 27 October 2002 01:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I have been laughing so hard at the Momus/Anthony pic that I got lightheaded!

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 27 October 2002 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

That pic is the greatest thing EVER Chris!

― Dan I., Sunday, 27 October 2002 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

It really, really is. :-) It's a justification for the board's whole existence! Although shouldn't Jess be Jack Ruby if anyone? ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 October 2002 03:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Yup. Rumbled for the commie pinko ratfink scapegoat I really am.

Now to 'reclaim' us commie pinko ratfink scapegoats from the Bushite abjection we find ourselves in. 'Say it loud! I'm Commie Pinko Ratfink Scapegoat and I'm proud!'

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 27 October 2002 04:33 (twenty-three years ago)

(By the way, why do I have an earpatch as well as an eyepatch, Chris?)

(Chris: If you have to ask, lady...)

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 27 October 2002 04:35 (twenty-three years ago)

teeheehee!! etc.

Andrew to thread! He has porn pictures with his and my faces pasted on.

(NB not in the same picture)

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Sunday, 27 October 2002 04:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd have to scan them in from my Art folio - I can't find the original JPG's.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 27 October 2002 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

MUHAHAHA! maybe this will jog your memory, heh heh!

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Sunday, 27 October 2002 05:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah Andrew, you are the Harry Reems of your time, it seems.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 October 2002 05:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I am delighted and honoured to have been included in this.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 27 October 2002 11:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn, I just noticed it Momus. Must have been a slip of the hand.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Sunday, 27 October 2002 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

fixed

― Chris V. (Chris V), Sunday, 27 October 2002 15:15 (twenty-three years ago)

http://neight.netfirms.com/bushwickmomus.jpg

― Nate Patrin, Sunday, 27 October 2002 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Bushwick Currie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 October 2002 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.imagemagician.com/images/r_gillanders/NateUlrich.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 27 October 2002 17:05 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/can.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 7 November 2002 02:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I kind of wish someone would do my picture, but if being somebody's favourite ILXer means you get an ass for a face or something, perhaps it's all for the best.

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 7 November 2002 03:08 (twenty-three years ago)

hook me up with a pic and I'll do it, I promise no ass.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 7 November 2002 03:15 (twenty-three years ago)

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/filmstill.JPG

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 7 November 2002 03:49 (twenty-three years ago)

that guarantees an ass, come on a real pic please.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 7 November 2002 12:53 (twenty-three years ago)

(psst)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 November 2002 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

Ned Vanian:

http://southsidecallbox.com/images/damned.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

his face appears to be melting

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

It always looks like that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.imgmag.org/images/gillanders/nickydevito.gif

funny how? etc.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 02:50 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/270196/nediamond.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

*shock, beer, and horror*

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Not so much a fantasy as an alternate reality.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

i wish these pics still worked

― o_O (ken c), Friday, 14 November 2008 14:05 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

i've never actually used photoshop but this looks pretty crazy

http://gizmodo.com/5501167/photoshops-upcoming-content%20aware-fill-feature-looks-like-magic

― rinse the lemonade (Jordan), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

can't wait to test this for the andrei arshavin thread

― salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:07 (sixteen years ago)

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